I purchased 700 Tangerines (NitPix Merch)

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The official trailer for NitPix merchandise. NitPix T-Shirts and Sweatshirts are now available with the Genie and The Boy design.
I purchased 700 tangerines the other day. My mother entered my room and said "Why have you purchased 700 tangerines? You pathetic cretan!" I stared at her, wide-eyed from my orange mountain and said "Listen Mum. I wouldn't question someone who's behaviour was this erratic." Then I fucked her.
Written by Max Bardsley
Directed by Max Bardsley and Samuel Jones
Produced by Samuel Jones
Shot by Alistair Ramage
Sound by Jordan Peters
T-shirt design by Jack Tongeman

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

I appreciate the dedication to buy all those oranges. Think they're on offer at tesco

[@JF-xj3cu]

Oranges? THEY ARE TANGERINES YOU DOLT!

[@elerimurray6170]

@@JF-xj3cu Tangerines are a type of Orange, and are still an orange.

[@tomjones6944]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_taxonomy

[@ChardBothamYT]

I hope all the merch sells so you can recoup the losses inherent to purchasing 700 tangerines

[@miaborges3674]

The "I love you" at the end really sold me on getting a shirt...that and all the tangerines in the background 😂😂😂

[@FullFatVideos]

1:08 looking like an absolute unit

[@LunaWarhol]

I didn't even mind this was for merch, i love the illustration so i got a sweatshirt, it's an awesome way to support you.

[@user-gp6km8wk9i]

Damn It already has more dislikes than likes I'm having rewind flashbacks

[@hamdog5441]

It's so important it has to wait

[@hamdog5441]

Shame about the premiere leading to all the dislikes because this was one of the better merch shill videos iv'e seen. that intro was pretty good/weird, even if unrelated to the merch itself.

[@Nitpix]

Hey I’ll update the description if we run out of stock! But at the moment we are still very much in stock. Thank you all for your continued support and love to this channel ❤️

[@kitzthekat7977]

This video is your downfall, i been subscribed since the beginning but this shit is going too far. Stop spamming my feed with your clickbait and your fucking messages. Your channel is dead

[@mriran3944]

I didn’t know fans could be so shitty and unsupportive that they get mad at the creator for using the premiere feature (even though most KZbinrs beforehand already scheduled their videos, this is just a way to let people know when it’s coming) and for a simple merchandise announcement

[@gamergod9182]

I'm not "mad at the creator" I just dislike the premiere feature because it's utterly pointless on a VoD site and just clogs up my subfeed with videos that don't exist.

[@jaciemybeloved]

It cost me 44 dollars for me to ship this to the US...worth it

[@towhatdegree]

With your support they might one day be able to afford 7000 tangerines.

[@SpaceCase100]

That opening shot was dope bro. Would like to see more

[@supercoolgirl456x3]

people in these comments really love instant gratification-(talking about unsubscribing just because the video “premiers”)

[@theburnfactory8599]

I’m horribly ill, been drinking cough medicine all day and this was so perfect I watched it twice. Saved it to my watch later so I can enjoy it again tomorrow when I wake up and have to drink more cough medicine.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Pretty important, to be fair.

[@mudit4657]

I don’t understand why you would premiere an announcement, but whatever I hope it’s nice :) Update: lol

[@SirSicCrusader]

I'm pretty sure they did it to be annoying. 5/7 would tangerine again.

[@thetoad8335]

buy t-shirts so our boi can afford more oranges

[@celo2043]

they look so fucking happy wearing those t-shirts!

[@dirtyspah]

he actually purchased 700 tangerines the absolute madman!!

[@ChryI]

Shoulda called it "A Clockwork Oranges"

[@wellesradio]

First time I ever read the video description before watching the video. I have to say-accurate.

[@angelguzman7838]

It's less important if it's premiere

[@btbwilkinson]

Fuck the premier system. I want my Nitpix video NOW!

[@FullFatVideos]

"And unlike romance it will never fade" fuck

[@AlanGohel]

Thank you Sam, very cool!

[@jakep5806]

GIVE ME A GEENIETEE

[@Jeebz3000]

Greatest fucking announcement ever

[@ViktorNamuh]

Those crewnecks look dope

[@vertigognome6617]

How did you know what I dreamt the other night and somehow put it on film?

[@maevebutler5897]

700 TanGErINeS

[@Alia-bc3rc]

2 o'clock in the morning?? I have to go bathe in coffee then.

[@theintrostealer]

Beautiful advertisement my dude

[@defvent]

Such handsome models!!

[@johnpaulsylvester3727]

That’s a lot of apples.

[@maxtanz9336]

BEST VIDEO EVER

[@RCastellanos]

0:22 DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME HAIRY ASS LEGS!

[@edmacandcheese]

here we go............

[@HerrGefecht]

I love you' mom.

[@TheBiomedZed]

In theory the only difference in the premiere function is that you know when the video is coming out (as opposed to normally where KZbin’s premiere videos to go out on certain days anyway but we can’t see that). The only reason I have an issue with is that the premiered video stays in my sub box and falls behind so I end up forgetting to watch it unless I remind myself in somehow for when it’s coming out. This is why I don’t like the premiere feature. Obviously not gonna unsub for it like some drama queens.

[@raulio3440]

All of this, for fucking merch

[@arthurrigottifarias]

I didn't know John Cusack ran this channel

[@MJSHappy]

I... Wow. Wasn't expecting that. Still trying to figure out the tangerine thing

[@alphabetmonkey1435]

I was wondering why there were so many dislikes, then came the limited time line.... guess the majority of us will be staying ugly

[@mjstory1976]

Awesome video

[@pfcbangin]

Ahh... that LittleBigPlanet music takes me back.

[@jerrymalerry8452]

Make an album please!!!

[@mitchellwilson9767]

In 3 hours it's 5am fucking rip me

[@ellie8674]

Little Big Planet music, cool

[@horsemann1384]

Wait what, that’s it

[@Krackerjax]

1:27 "Funding more autistic ventures"? Count me in.

[@user-hh4xs7ml7s]

You must really love Bellemere can't blame you though

[@En7my]

Shiat when can we expect the Netflix premiere?

[@chimpinasuit8491]

Are you boys gonna do another podcast episode?

[@horsemann1384]

Dodo dodo, still waiting

[@vocalcalibration8033]

I'm lost.

[@Carlluvspie]

Tried to buy the Black Tee, but you don’t ship to the States yet...

[@Nitpix]

Yes we do! Could you screenshot the error you received and email to [e-mail]? Thanks and apologies for the error

[@upsidedownnugget9531]

How much to ship tangerines? Only want the ones you touched though. I want the sticky icky.

[@scalpingsnake]

Hey guys lets hate things for no reason because it's cool... YEAH

[@Stabzcell97812]

I feel betrayed. He's sold out people. Everyone starting hating him and start a petition for no reason whatsoever.

[@mriran3944]

Stabzcell97812 he’s evil for having a creative endeavor and for using the KZbin premiere feature, PURE EVIL, burn him in the fiery pits of hell

[@lucydearden5625]

Got a shirt! Wanted a sweatshirt buuut college wants my money too. Kind of new to the channel-is there a story behind the illustration? I have a feeling there’ll be questions when I wear it and I don’t want to be THAT person.

[@Nitpix]

There’s a tale of the Genie and the boy song and sketch in ‘The BIGGER insult of 13 Reasons Why”

[@lucydearden5625]

Sveet

[@DanielA-ls9xy]

What’s that music in the background from again? I just can’t remember!

[@DanielA-ls9xy]

It's from little big planet 2

[@jake_hicks]

Anyone else could James Lee feeling off this?

[@treetheoak8313]

And... It's sold out...

[@ori926]

Need more Genie and the Boy Sweatshirts in large, I can't fucking wear medium im too LARGE. I also think purchase of any clothing should come with a complementary tangerine.

[@Vlyood]

what the actual

[@andrewflores8729]

Make a bird box review!!

[@whatthetrend8323]

Ohhhhh shiny

[@liamace1107]

wow

[@ononono7016]

So, you need more money for more tangerines?

[@Garlicke]

Still announcing the toilet paper merch or nah?

[@originalopenplatformshow1583]

Best advert ever

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Were they on sale? Did you get them for free? I want to know more!

[@darrinfromvault801]

Is this why the channel died? Over abundance of vitamin c?

[@sipodge]

I hope you know that I've judged every single bit of food in your kitchen cupboards and on your worktop. This does not include the tangerines.

[@gooeybowser9332]

They already ran out, didn’t they?

[@RawbeardX]

I am scared

[@fuzzywuzzyangel7646]

Lol, why are people so salty? 😂 If you don't want to watch it, it takes you one click to move on. And it's a great channel so whoever that's unsubbing over this... your loss.

[@romansans1581]

I'm confused.

[@davidgetui4924]

Big balck

[@ttrop]

alot f thoses will go bad before they are eaten waste of food

[@jerrymalerry8452]

What is a tangerine question mark

[@ThatOneMan830]

Are you related to Kaldor Draigo?

[@PrestonK_Productions]

Weird flex, but okay.

[@systemcm6978]

I really wish youtubers would stop using this premiere thing. It's really annoying.

[@far_away_rhys]

Is the guy on the tangerines with the beard and long hair and docs the same as the genie? He's really hot.

[@kristoffersvik7564]

God dammit

[@Arcademan09]

I just woke up, what's with the dislikes? Content creators aren't allowed to sell merch?

[@syroexai5264]

How this not important

[@Slim_Filthy]

Jebaited

[@cortezfilms8511]

Oooooooo

[@Isaiahsucre]

What the fuck has happened

[@boogpk1176]

niccu

[@AXEUROLder]

Is this about Tracer? Because I'm already Tracer.

[@D_Dupa]

Why do you exist

[@salazam]

that meme got old before it was even created

[@radiofloyd2359]

Where is dicpix

[@kanalintu9246]

This was pretty fruity video. Please kill me

[@jasonli7827]

0:00 - 0:37 Excuse me What the Fuck

[@nb7216]

Also why dont you make a fucking i love genie channel or whatever it is called, like what the fuck does this have to do with your regular content

[@tajwar9547]

Unsubscribed. There are no tangerines available on the website. How can be so out of touch with your audience?

[@All4Tanuki]

Welp, that was shit