I Smuggled Milk Into Coachella Music Festival

[@TedNivison]

There seems to be an issue where audio is cutting out for some people in certain parts. I assure you the audio is there, I'm not even joking, it's in the video, so I have no idea why it's cutting out for specific people.

[@notleo1010]

Was just about to say that

[@ericlewis7817]

damn would i love to drink your milk ted

[@greatbritten2361]

I figured it out it’s if you have one headphone in, the audio goes to one side sometimes

[@bestieboo]

still good content with the random sound effects

[@Jackpauler4lyfe]

It’s weird because the music is still going but the voice audio is somehow gone? Idk how you managed that Ted but it’s impressive

[@ejaybugboythree]

There's something so chaotic about giving people who probably have alcohol in their systems milk on a hot day. Ted is probably responsible for at least 20 percent of vomit at this years Coachella.

[@zir0nic]

milk removes all potion effects

[@samepicgamer]

@@zir0nic true

[@totallynotlilly]

@@zir0nic sobriety speedrun

[@masterninjamt6497]

He’s just making the vodka in their stomachs into white russians

[@lolcerditorock]

Alcohol causes dehydration and intoxication. Milk is great for rehydration and detoxication. Ted saved lives man

[@Berd]

really upset i didnt go to coachella now. missed all that free milk... damn

[@johnpizza950]

Can birds drink milk?

[@jj02mc27]

certified berd moment

[@slavic_bumpkin624]

You are true berd, I have match stick bones

[@Narrativerse]

@@johnpizza950 Birds can't, Berds can.

[@mikehazike5040]

Rip o7

[@AJSSPACEPLACE]

This guy has the energy of the man who enjoys 18 trips to The Rainforest Cafe in a row

[@boxboy5414]

Wait what?

[@AJSSPACEPLACE]

@@boxboy5414 yeah, he seriously did that.

[@boxboy5414]

He did it 2 weeks ago you posted yours 3 weeks ago (according to KZbin)

[@AJSSPACEPLACE]

@@boxboy5414 he did it with another KZbinr, who posted their video on the experience a week earlier

[@boxboy5414]

Ahh ok

[@CouRageJD]

Thank you for helping me stay hydrated

[@TheCommanderChopper]

Ted always looks out for other creators

[@chickenfootrust]

*Cheese grater*

[@wongbong296]

THE MILK MAN

[@Ninesniper]

COURAGE?

[@medic6153]

forntnight man

[@ItsGBMoD]

i love how he tries to do the bacon would you rather question but the sheer power of homosexuality let him answer before ted could even finish

[@danieljensen6154]

It’s the only way to beat the question the man was cultured

[@thedeed8740]

Bro was too strong for the question

[@badatmathhh]

That doesn’t answer the question though, does he want unlimited bacon or games unlimited games and no games??

[@at-atwithcrocs1628]

@@badatmathhh watermelon

[@NoAngeles]

“Can you be my dad” “I’ve always been your dad” Had me in tears

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

Nice to see that the milkman is back

[@PlanetComputer]

ok

[@Lord_of_Rot]

ok

[@wongbong296]

THE MILK MAN

[@lioscar80]

ok

[@fennecflew]

whats up checkmark

[@chiga3388]

Ted is doing a service to our country. Look at these children and their frail match stick bones, disgraceful. Every neighborhood needs a hero like Ted to milk up their kids

[@rogue8146]

🤨

[@Boxycloud]

“Milk up their kids” 📸🤨

[@ArenaEscritora]

Please don't say it like that

[@tubeofglue8117]

Please keep saying it like that

[@jasperhercus8254]

Just one word missing and that could be worse

[@kayno_2560]

Ted is the father that came back with the milk for everyone, even with people who already have a father

[@AleksWorkshop]

When the world needed him most, he came back

[@harperreese264]

Ayy funny reload man

[@Gary_Johnson]

more like when the world needed him milk

[@elixirisamess]

Fr fr

[@Stealthfang270]

yeah Phillip finally came back

[@NOPEFROG]

Funny seeing you here

[@godnawa]

i can't believe ted met THE MAN PHILLIP and didn't burst into tears and start projectile vomiting. i guess the milkman and the man are just on a realm of existence us plebeians will never understand.

[@jonasortiz1870]

the milk man meets the man man

[@East16]

Who is the man Phillip

[@melancholicegg1000]

@@East16 Y’know, as in *THE MAN* Philip

[@jolynemalone]

@@East16 he needs no introduction

[@East16]

@@jolynemalone I think he was so powerful I couldn't hear the audio

[@TheGhostlyAxe]

Ted, you do so much and put so much effort into your videos and we recognize that. We would like to thank you for the segments 2:45, 3:50, 5:18, 6:27 and 7:23 these topics are things that aren’t really talked about anymore and I really appreciate you bringing it back into light, I feel like everyone should know about this…

[@mrsmrsr6704]

Agreed

[@badgerbrodie6714]

I would like this comment but I dont want to ruin The 333

[@napstaperd8824]

Did he really said something to Freddie Mercury during those time stamps? or is the joke flying over my head

[@jelo421]

Ted really is that theater kid that learned how to be extroverted and just *never stopped*

[@dariushmanuchehri2846]

All theatre kids are extroverts

[@LeafBoye]

@@dariushmanuchehri2846 he's the one to rule them all

[@fart63]

Theatre kids are the most extroverted people on the planet

[@caseys2698]

Hello, the one introvert theater kid here 🤪

[@sungflower]

@@dariushmanuchehri2846 Me, an introverted theatre kid: 👀

[@appleslayer3337]

Ted, I was there, and I could have sworn I saw your glowing smile from a mile away! It really is a shame though that you pulled that switchblade on me, I had to cancel my credit card and everything for "malicious dairy product" purchases all the way over in The United Arab Emirates. Needless to say, I'm a little disappointed that you gave me a black eye and mugged me, but I am very happy that I got to meet you!

[@vertex_chillz9464]

good ol’ ted nivison

[@appleslayer3337]

@@vertex_chillz9464 Such a joker that one he is

[@failure2thrivebaby]

Such a silly goose he is

[@shadowsnipes9242]

Dude call the cops! That may not have even been Ted!

[@swagdawgyt]

Wow, same thing happened to me! What a guy!

[@heloscout7634]

Ted is the culmination of all the dads who left to get the milk and he is finding all of his children. God bless the milk man

[@Unjustly_Confident]

I cannot say how long I’ve been waiting for The Legendary MilkMan to arrive. On the other hand, Ted Nivison, truly a great man, I haven’t had to wait for! I saw him the other day in a warehouse, where I was idly searching for a spanner, when I saw Theodore! Not wanting to be awkwardly looking at him, and too shy to go up, I rushed to the counter to leave. Still, I suppose he must have seen me, as his 6”5 stature sprinted towards me, a fearsome look on his face. I waved at him just before he pulled out a hammer he had been purchasing the isle along from me. He raised it above his head with a war cry and smashed it on not just my left knee, but also my right knee! Can you believe it?! I’m currently using text to speech in the E.R room, and the nurses have forbidden me to speak of the other travesties he committed against me for your own good. Classic Ted!

[@stinkynoodles8312]

how long do yall think we can keep this meme up lmaoo

[@Unjustly_Confident]

@@stinkynoodles8312 _However long it takes_

[@wongbong296]

THE MILK MAN

[@Jackyboyyy]

@@stinkynoodles8312 FOREVER. LONG LIVE THE MILK GOD.

[@elvehn8864]

good guy ted what can i say

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

It turns out the whole time Ted was breaking people's bones simply to test whether or not they had been drinking the appropriate amount of milk.

[@Lotherast]

"Can you be my dad?" "i've alway been your dad you just didn't know it" is the best quote

[@Quentino808]

Those cuts of silence gave me literal panic attacks... luckily I had a tall, cool glass of whole milk to soothe me in these trying times Thank you Milkman™

[@JackDailey227]

lol

[@homieseaotter5190]

I’m impressed by all these random festival goers ability to improv and go along with whatever random stuff Ted says

[@kkarssing]

you don't know how many people he had to interview to get this footage

[@acaciaschorn1334]

Y’all never been to a festival. Every one vibing

[@uppast420am]

dude they’re all just there to do drugs and have fun it’s coachella nobody goes for the music💀

[@WoodbabyCYL]

Drugs

[@evasmojang]

They're all either drunk or stoned

[@fuster7605]

He not only brought the milk, but also knowledge and happiness to the people. All for free! Even a cheeto snorting Man can be good in this world and so can you!

[@emilythomson418]

Yes Ted, keeping the festival attendees’ bones strong in these trying times.

[@ceasersalad4207]

The good stuff! :D

[@wongbong296]

THE MILK MAN

[@mob4115]

He has to do that in case “that” guy is singing

[@22burnsie]

That last silent frame Ted “bouncing” on his toes of what I assume is his favorite dance move was fucking hysterical

[@ChinchillaStudio]

Seeing Will Neff voluntarily talk about kicking a baby has made my day. Bless that man.

[@realjpegmafia]

That man is a gift .

[@LiERobotic]

Lol I was like yo is that Will Neff?! Haha

[@dollbowz]

OH MY GOD i was wracking my brain trying to figure out why he looked so familiar

[@Austin-Stein]

thank god someone said it, I had to google pictures of him to do a side by side

[@evasmojang]

Who is Will Neff

[@CommotionInDaOcean]

Loved the gaps where everything was silent. Really made me feel like I was going insane. Hats off to you, milk man.

[@Blarchar]

If you're watching on phone speakers that's why. I think the audio channels are cancelling each other out. Happens sometimes lol

[@RaiKing42]

For me the voice went out and it was only the music

[@altaccount285]

@@Blarchar its because the audio is set to left ear 100%, people with one right earbud and some speaker systems wont play it unless you put in your second earbud or disable "mono audio".

[@mrpresident8546]

@@altaccount285 I only ever use my left bud and I got it

[@Cr0ut0n]

This comment brought me back from insanity especially after seeing everyone else not even mention it lmao thank you

[@lemen7908]

I want to thank you person who made direct eye contact with the camera at 6:20, you made this video just that much more amusing.

[@franciscomendez8314]

After having to deal with Shlatt and Charlie's chaos on a daily basis, in true older brother fashion, Ted relaxs by causing chaos himself

[@phoolish4242]

I don't know... did you here him ask someone if they wanted unlimited bacon and no games or games, unlimited games, and no games? I think the two are starting to get the better of him...

[@m4lgam]

This video is fucking gold dude. These people were so funny they almost had to be paid actors

[@maddixoliver333]

I really didn’t expect such a funny response from courage of all people on how to kill A hamster in less than 30 seconds💀

[@mikusheadphones]

A few of them were fellow creators lol

[@blueskyredmars]

I despise how fun this video makes Coachella look. You are a madman, and I love you.

[@foreverfirebird5712]

As a bisexual, it's really frustrating only being able to half play games

[@QuantumJuicE3]

I know, I constantly think about all the games I could finish if only I were straight.

[@leftoverss2475]

It helps to play games like fallout 76 those games are only half finished anyway so it’s like you get the whole gaming experience 💚

[@zytheabsolutenerd75]

wait so what happens if your aromantic

[@gaguna6433]

@@zytheabsolutenerd75 unfortunately you have been diagnosed as never be gamer 😔 or youre banned. wall hacks and shit

[@flippinfloppin]

@@zytheabsolutenerd75 Automatic answer number two. Aspec people get games, unlimited games, and no games

[@spacelight5261]

ted is the milkman

[@brianhoppe1707]

he is the milk man after all

[@sarahgardner5385]

Yeah.... that's the milkman lol

[@jj02mc27]

milkman, lord of the m i l k

[@mjam_0673]

He is the milkman, his milk is delicious

[@montserrathc8254]

I mean he is the milkman for a reason

[@kiraburney6125]

This was simply not enough milk man for me. I could’ve spent hours of watching you give drunk people at Coachella milk happily. I’m pretty sure this is easily one of my favorite videos on KZbin.

[@hollismatilda23]

Not the hero they asked for, but the hero they needed nonetheless. All hail the milkman. Amen.

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

Behold! Lo he hath returned! All hail the milkman.

[@AxxLAfriku]

should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear vai

[@aaronborough619]

@@AxxLAfriku who else's yt channel have you done this in over the years, I feel like I've seen you before

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

@@aaronborough619 he does it to tons of channels. He's just a general nuisance

[@Jake-gx6os]

Milk man in public is back after years, good to see him basking in the sun and indulging people with sweet sweet milk for their taste buds to enjoy the sweet taste. Thanks milk man

[@apolloisnotashirt]

Everyone in this video has huge content creator potential I swear.

[@Eich22]

Pretty sure I recognize Will Neff and Amir Blumenfeld as 2 of the interviewees, so actually already content creators

[@AlightingOnAir]

Courage was the cheese grater guy

[@calebmajor8105]

I love that everyone is being so honest and open about how absolutely brutal ted is.

[@saltysam2020]

Love the milk man, respect for not saturating us with too much of the character, glad to see him back :)

[@zytheabsolutenerd75]

"gotta keep your bones strong you gotta keep your soul full of love" "calcium"

[@thepurpleones]

1:27 thats the best oatmilk ive ever had, thank you ted for giving it to the fraile-boned people of coachella

[@reekill_playlists]

i absolutely did not expect to enjoy this as much as I did considering the joy I took in hearing about vicious ways to slaughter hamsters... hard to believe that I owned guinea pigs for 7-8 years

[@jacobbartlett331]

These are exactly the type of people I would expect at Coachella

[@calbaker7338]

Finally, the milk content that we all have been waiting for. It’s about time Ted fulfills his contractual obligations.

[@drewbrew444]

didn’t expect to see will neff do a sweet jump in this one, but he never disappoints

[@BiggestTeaEnjoyer]

Lol true

[@stephenlevine3116]

Ted, you need to go to EDC or any EDM festival and do this. It would go over so well. We love random shit like this.

[@sugoistalin7809]

I always thought Coachella had a distinct lack of milk. Doing Gods work.

[@ChristianSilipo]

Lots of soy, but no milk.

[@sugoistalin7809]

@@ChristianSilipo Don't make this about that shit, no one cares. We only care about *Milk* here.

[@camrynhamme]

Teds ability to just roll with it is amazing, and to say the most bull shit stuff with such absolute confidence.

[@harrypoggers1341]

2:02 wasn't expecting courage here

[@Itsunobaby]

6:02 the first live action appearance of Ren “the bitch man” In the Ted Nivison cinematic universe

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

For a video about making people drink Milk this has extremely hostile vibes. Like if I was dying in the California sun at a music festival and I saw Ted walking towards me I would just freeze in place and hope to god he shows me mercy.

[@Isabel-2]

there's something so perfect about watching people who don't know ted at all interact with him

[@SubparLoki]

3:25 Why do I find it sooo funny that they don’t ever mention that Will Neff is in the vid. The concept of them meeting by chance at Coachella is hilarious to me and idk why

[@AaaAa-pq1gb]

Dude I was thinking the exact same thing

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

I didn't even notice him at 2:03 at first. 😂

[@switchprocontrollersplatoo7240]

My friends call me the milk drinker. Half of my online handles are some variation of "milkdrinker" or "milkpartaker." I feel that I, somehow, was spiritually involved in this video. Thanks for doing what I could not, convincing others to drink milk

[@bestieboo]

7:27 really caught me off guard

[@angryhipp0s884]

2:45 im glad Ted is giving us the opportunity to practice our lip-reading skills. What would we do without him?

[@wongbong296]

THE MILK MAN

[@catsforlife2107]

Thank God someone else said something I thought I was going crazy

[@TommyTom21]

One earphone users need to stick together 😎

[@koma7358]

You did a great service for the dairy industry. We salute you!

[@hannahschmitt8442]

Never did I think I needed to see Ted pour milk into concert goers mouths, but boy am I glad that I did. Fantastic video Ted, love the nod to our good old chuckle sandwich.

[@TinyBlurryMan]

Ted, I regret to inform you of a sad story. I got Covid last week, and it fucked up my taste buds. Now, milk tastes like vinegar, and my life is ruined.

[@sailoragitate900]

Hey, Ted. I saw you there at Coachella and it was a delight! I don't know why you cut out the part where you break the shins of 9 youngsters and 10 dilapidated senile old people with a brick, but otherwise, a great video!

[@mattcolombo5425]

“Man dressed in white uniform claiming to be the “milkman” forces innocent Coachella attendees to drink gallons or milk”

[@SketchUT]

I tried to think the milk equivalent of “wow he’s watering everyone” and I feel like “wow he’s milking everyone” has a bit of a different meaning

[@unimportance]

Oh yeah, I forgot to milk the garden... My bad, mom.

[@Blapze]

OMG THE JOKE AT 6:56 I FORGOT ABOUT IT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING IT BACK INTO MY LIFE

[@KuyaGuppy]

6:56 Ted asking the most important question of them all!

[@annaderhirte9972]

He's the only dad who actually came back with the milk

[@AverageLeagueGamer]

Why are people at Coachella so fucking funny? Like not even in a mean way. Straight up great delivery and comedic timing, WHAT?

[@villagelanding]

A job well done, Milkman. Also watch out at 8:05 James Charles was behind you.

[@tinker7768]

Nothing I love more then guzzling down that sweet sweet cream you have done the goer's of Coachella a great service Mr .Nivison

[@kallikins]

love the non dairy addition to the series!! we lactose intolerants need some rep frrrr

[@slakken6236]

Legends tell of a great depression. One so long and dark that it would fill the heart of every man known. But then. The man. The myth. The messiah. The milk man arose from the great depth to bring, not only joy, but milk to the tortured souls of California. The world is at balance once again.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

he keeps their bones strong so when he chases them down the alleyway and breaks your bones, they think "oh, shit, I should've been drinking more MILK", but it's never enough milk, not for TED, TED wants a real challenge, he's never had one, not a bone he couldn't break

[@brownguy903]

Insane reference to respawn inbox with that unlimited bacon/games question, dug deep for that one

[@veracullen275]

6:49 the best part of the video

[@EllieSkys]

FAX

[@boidavidman]

I love that fucking sound so much

[@moonfruito5960]

it's a relief to see that the calcium makeups of the people have not been forgotten after all this time. thanks milkman. it means a lot.

[@floralshells]

6:49 “im hearing thousands of breaking bones across the world…AHHHH AHHHh! thats the sound of them dying..OH MY BONES! thats what they’re saying!” TED I WANT THIS ON MY GRAVESTONE

[@jamujar]

The Milk Man is Back, and Damn is he a genius. His strategy of making people drink milk is unheard of!

[@professionalplumber]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while not watching a podcast

[@lint3736]

james charles just casually walking past you in the background is genuinely so funny

[@loraliesia6204]

not the jshlatt joke 6:57, omg and also james charles appearing in the back at 8:05-8:07

[@phatboi6650]

3:50 damn he really said on live TV

[@yzacque]

congrats tedward nivison for being the first person this year to make coachella look fun

[@2014dotcom]

This generation is lacting their calcium, thank you Milk Man for doing a service to our country.

[@Sootable7]

7:07 Damn i didn’t know that i cant play video games cause im gay 👍

[@ryanslyh3780]

It's time for the Milk Man to return. Our bones are getting too fragile. We need replenished.

[@Boopityboopboopboop]

When we really needed him he returned.

[@wongbong296]

THE MILK MAN

[@Leon_ard419]

Get this man an award for best Coachella outfit

[@mikaylaoneill08]

i love how he added the would you rather from one of the earlier episodes on chuckle sandwich

[@munashemunyeche7005]

Look at Ted, caring about people's bones. So selfless🤍

[@revilno]

Man 2:45had great commentary!

[@SethIsTheBethst]

6:56 love how you brought the chuckle sandwich bit to this lmao. Overall good video but I really wish the audio problem wasn’t here

[@Dr_Planet]

The Milk Man never died. He was just in search of milk.

[@bobbytraeder6733]

Excellent audio at 2:44, he's speaking straight facts

[@thehalflifecockroach168]

Did you have 1 headphone muff/1 air pod in? Some reason it works without headphones/with both in

[@keiras3]

@@thehalflifecockroach168 Ohhhhhh yeah I had one airpod in in thx!

[@Cobra0022]

This was actually very entertaining and fun, glad to have content like yours

[@neonroses22]

i love how everyone you talked to was so brilliant to talk to, really went on board with the Milkman's commands

[@doodleenjoyer7145]

I am so glad to say that I'm drinking milk as I watch this. In fact every Ted video I watch, I am consuming milk. My bones, are so very strong, its a bit concerning. Please, I've consumed almost three gallons of milk in the past two days. Help-

[@brysonerickson7541]

6:56 is the only time I've ever see a reference to Respawn Inbox anywhere.

[@jooeh_m]

50% of the video had no audio but I still enjoyed it with a cold glass of milk by my side

[@TheEyesThrone]

5:02 thats a man of God right there respect brutha pow

[@michaeljenkins7566]

Dude that reference at 6:57 lmao that took me way back, poor kid got roasted by Sark and APL

[@imbored8590]

The milk man! He has returned to bless us! My soul, it ascends!

[@wongbong296]

THE MILK MAN

[@thezman4869]

4:05 my man spitting some facts