My Most Miserable Day.

[@rileydeacon5688]

Imagine watching a sitcom and just hearing “HA HA HA NICE” after every joke

[@ottokallio6127]

Imagine watching a sitcom

[@Dylan-we5dz]

@@ottokallio6127 ok what now

[@theducks4112]

@@Dylan-we5dz now imagine riding an elephant into the sun. and then stop imagining things and go call your parents

[@ToomanyFrancis]

Ha ha ha! nice!

[@Borgnbo]

@@ToomanyFrancis Ha! Ha! Ha! Nice!

[@sparri23]

“My most miserable day” Can’t relate, Ted just uploaded

[@starryu__]

so true so true

[@Godzillatronus2021]

“My most miserable day” Can relate, Ted just uploaded

[@flurifiction]

Schlatt disagrees

[@jackb3822]

Oh cool I should go watch that

[@astrowyrm6871]

@@jackb3822 I'll watch it with you

[@lmn_r]

WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE CAME BACK FROM A CORN FIELD IN MISSOURI

[@starryu__]

YEP

[@rottinpottin]

WOOOO

[@corncrusader4772]

:)

[@undertalexfan9481]

I wonder if he saw Cornel Cornelius Cornwall there 🧐

[@Minecraftgalaxy124]

My backyard

[@doctor_octagon2448]

I live in LA, and we actually had a super cool oppurtunity. With some friends from band, we got to go be part of the studio audience for America's Funniest Home Videos, and it was nothing like this. It was like 3ish hours on set, and they didn't really have the bad comedian. The guy leading us also expained what they were doing, like if we needed to do bumper shots, or backup laugh tracks and whatnot. It was actually enjoyable, compared to what Ted's experience sounds like (also it's much easier to laugh at videos of people running into doors).

[@TedNivison]

Yeah as I said, not everyone live studio audience experience is going to be like this

[@iSomeDood]

@Shi_chan Dayooo if it wasn't "The Teddy" you wouldn't have corrected him, let's be real

[@bleachedpenguin6131]

Schlatt uploads “I’m upset” Ted uploads “my most miserable day” What’s next Charlie slimecicle with “My grandmother died”

[@me-oo1fr]

Nah, “I sacrificed my newborn”

[@undertalexfan9481]

@@me-oo1fr LMAO 😂

[@bleachedpenguin6131]

@@me-oo1fr sounds like a him thing to do

[@regularbloke2117]

@@bleachedpenguin6131 because he did

[@bleachedpenguin6131]

@@regularbloke2117 corn

[@theetreyleager]

Chances are, Schlatt was that innocent kid that Ted brutally beat for taking his Legos off of the safe shelf.

[@bojohorseboi6507]

Did you forget about 1999

[@marriedbur]

@@bojohorseboi6507 don't remind me of 1999..

[@scarsch5383]

@@bojohorseboi6507 How could we?

[@theetreyleager]

@@bojohorseboi6507 Of course I didn’t, but I choose to ignore what happened in 1999...

[@bojohorseboi6507]

@@theetreyleager many of us do comrade

[@autocremate6152]

As someone who's from Idaho, I'm glad he pointed out the corn and not the potatoes

[@factsandlogic.8762]

agreed. it’s always the potato drop, the potato airbnb, the traveling potato, but never the cornfields

[@vibingcat]

Honestly you look like the one dude from Ghostbusters

[@papapreston2356]

Bruh tf is Idaho

[@joshyshum]

@@papapreston2356 i think it’s one of the 50 states or some mumbo jumbo like that

[@twitchcontrols1441]

Bruh where is the corn? I visited my moms old home up there and all I saw was potato fields and potato sheds.

[@Wrightword246]

"It's like fake laughing for 5 hours, wanting to feel the warmth of the sun." That's just every social event/family holiday.

[@wil_xyz5568]

@Jacob Jamil Why are you fake laughing- Also Quarantine mandates lifted like 6 months ago :/ Also Im sorry im an introvert I dont get it

[@GlideorDieSwimbaits]

@Jacob Jamil you’re stuck in april 2020

[@GlideorDieSwimbaits]

@Jacob Jamil hol up

[@BrekkerSmile]

I was legit thinking about this the other day. I realised that if there actually are live studio audiences that they have to sit through every take and listen to the same jokes over and over every time the actors fumble their lines or a producer farts to loud. It sounded horrible in my mind and turns out I was right

[@playerjax]

“Everyone knows you can’t be an alcoholic if you’re retired” genuinely made me chuckle once

[@bricetriplett759]

“I’m on the no fly list” we know Ted. It’s because of all of the terrible things you’ve done to Schlatt and Charles

[@redacted8567]

He was involved in the incident that gave Schlatt the name Mr. Knife

[@MrSimpleton]

It was a case of mistaken identity for Theodore of Alvin and the Chipmunks fame. The famous band were placed on a no fly list themselves in the hit film Alvin and the Chipmunks Roadchip, coming to cinemas 12th February 2016

[@christiantrent1030]

@@redacted8567 the name “redacted” fits you

[@zetanone7211]

There are two types of people, “Charlie Slimecicle” and “Charles Slmccl”, which are you?

[@jcat379]

@@zetanone7211 Chuckie Slime

[@harryathornton4463]

“Unwilling audience participation,” I actually felt my stomach drop. Ted, oh, you poor man

[@gashacybin]

i feel like teds secretly been lactose intolerant this whole time

[@cuckoobrain7999]

Do not disrespect the milk man!

[@mostlymoist6137]

plot twist

[@AlicesMazduhs]

You take that back!

[@_scriblr_1010]

Agree! He's always given me mad lactose intolerant vibes and I have no idea why

[@tymellish2495]

Slander

[@BiigManGage]

My Most Miserable day, can relate tommorow is monday

[@malothe]

what’s up checkmark?

[@shcade8926]

Haha Monday’s, am I right?!

[@someboi9499]

Actual facts, hours away for me

[@johanng5368]

I dont have school tomorrow becouse the teachers are planning what kind of torture they are gonna torture us with homework 😃👍

[@shcade8926]

@@johanng5368 nice man!! Good on ya😆

[@mark-gj4mb]

I was like "this doesn't sound all that bad" and then Ted said 5 hours

[@NotSpyral]

I like how almost every sitcom has the same house layout. Door on the right, staircase/couch in the middle, and kitchen on the left.

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

I'm pretty sure it's because it's the same setting you're looking at

[@NotSpyral]

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec i know. Its just funny to me

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

@@NotSpyral Yeah, it is :D Just imagine all the sitcom families trying to live together now

[@Hello-rp4gy]

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec I just like tho think that when a sitcom ends the family in it gets murderer by the producers and then another one just comes in with a laughing track in the back

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

@@Hello-rp4gy The laughing tracks are all of the tortured souls of the past actors that the producers have murdered

[@rory5816]

Ted: I’m gonna be posting so much this year! Ted this is your third video this YEAR

[@TedNivison]

I already have another filmed! Momentum is building my friend.

[@Apotheosis01]

@@TedNivison keep it up 💪

[@Mr-Moop]

@@TedNivison be careful, you might give schlatt another allergic reaction from lack of uploads

[@ezrapaul6808]

Great video ted!

[@kory4733]

@@TedNivison I have no concept of time, Ted. As far as I’m aware you’ve been posting every day

[@starryu__]

“i woke up in a corn field in missouri” did someone try to sell you corn and threaten to sacrifice your newborn if you didn’t buy any by chance?

[@gunga9073]

From the earth i rise, and to the earth i will one day return whats up mother shuckers my name is corn cornelius cornwall and im here today to introduce you to corn

[@Flower_pot2807]

@@gunga9073 I read that in Charlie’s voice too lol

[@phoenixfeather8511]

Oh gosh it's all connected

[@acreativename7999]

@@phoenixfeather8511 the KZbin expanded universe?!

[@phoenixfeather8511]

@@acreativename7999 **hyperventilating**

[@berrycade]

I don't think I've ever been like "oh that show was preformed infront of a live studio audience, nice I'll watch that"

[@justadumb8864]

I've discovered that Ted is short for Theodore. I can make so many jokes about chipmunks now.

[@seaofbees783]

@@soph.369 and he’s wearing blue

[@happyfrigginrainbowcookies]

is this satire?? y'all know theodore is the little chunky one right??

[@dovahkiin7253]

@@happyfrigginrainbowcookies I hope so man

[@dexterthecat0271]

@@happyfrigginrainbowcookies simon's looming dejectedly in the background

[@cosmosisrose]

@@seaofbees783 guys that’s Simon

[@adenguacamole8323]

Hey Ted, I met you on Thursday at the orange circle, I was too nervous to say this but you honestly made my night, thank you so much for the small talk, the photo, and for overall making me incredibly happy.

[@TedNivison]

It was very nice to meet you! Thanks for saying hi my friend!

[@adenguacamole8323]

@@TedNivison thank you as well, it was very nice to see someone I look up to.

[@nutstobuttsgaming]

You've unlocked: *Wholesome ending*

[@temutemacular]

You don't need to hide the truth, we know he beat you up in there and framed you to the cops.

[@adenguacamole8323]

@@temutemacular bro… hide, the milk man will find you soon. Prey for forgiveness

[@disparatebroom7705]

Remember kids: if there’s a comedian on stage demanding you laugh at all his jokes no matter what, then that isn’t a comedian. That’s the Laughing Eldar God Cegorach.

[@nagi159]

how do i pronounce that name?

[@nagi159]

@dOgBoGsY wOoFsAlOt that's metal bro

[@nagi159]

@Smoked Bear thank you youtube user "Smoked Bear" ;)

[@TheGreatMaou]

*Cegorach

[@disparatebroom7705]

@@TheGreatMaou thanks

[@monstersreview]

The premise of "Happy Together" sounds ridiculous but it's based on a true story involving Harry Styles, who serves as an executive producer on this series. He lived in the attic of TV producer Ben Winston's house for nearly two years as he was rising in fame.

[@GradientTowers]

i’m so conflicted on believing this or not

[@marcusferro7588]

Imagine if they showed the live audience laugh everytime in a sitcom

[@noisyjodie2]

Mrs. Browns Boys is the best version of live studio audiences I can think of. Every episode they genuinely film it live FOR the audience, and it’s really not taken seriously since it’s meant to be funny.

[@themischief420]

yooooo good show shoutout lol

[@herniatedbowel]

I’m gonna be honest, Ted is absolutely hilarious. Not many people can make me laugh audibly when telling a story online.

[@nzack7888]

Watch 'The Original Atrioc Gambit' 20 bucks venmo if you don't laugh (No its not my alt account he has 100k subs)

[@joe-nb4li]

@@nzack7888 who?

[@beet7330]

@@joe-nb4li Big A

[@calmiken]

Hey Ted, I met you on Friday at the orange circle, I was too nervous to say this but you beat me up, stole my socks, and laughed profusely as you gargled my blood. Why would you do this? Overall you made me incredibly sad.

[@Namityname]

That's just the Ted Nivison experience babyyyyyy

[@daan9094]

@@Namityname thats just the Big Ted Big Bad Vibe

[@acek2016]

You met the milk man you should be grateful he even let you live

[@AnonymousTypeShi]

Big Chad Ted energy. Definitely part of the ted nivision experience

[@bruhsauce644]

Ive never even met a survivor of the ted nivison experience!

[@distortedcobalt]

Guys look it's the bat that Ted used to smash Schlatt's bones

[@ackselforteaate]

In the sixties I had a very similar experience. It was surreal. Until now, I never wondered why the word didn't spread that participating in a live studio audience was like a bad trip.

[@bunjee7208]

This just sounds like the courts alternative to jury duty

[@meganeclover]

he's back! "MOM THE MILK MAN IS HERE"

[@nutpeg6915]

WITH ONLY THE BEST SHIT

[@ObnoxOtter]

@@nutpeg6915 NOT THAT BANANA MILK TYPE BULLSHIT

[@starryu__]

HES HERE

[@dr.overkill3032]

I Know that the milkman is my real father...... mother, I've always known.

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@ObnoxOtter BANANA MILK IS FUCKING AMAZING

[@commando2316]

His intros just increasingly get more creative

[@sloane2222]

the fact that he immediately went for the true Jackson vp reference is how you know it’s gonna be good

[@randomcrusader5632]

I would have went with Cheers

[@DjenneFrench]

I was once an audience member for Australian Ninja Warrior. The filming took nine hours, and we were seated by the last obstacle which would be great except barely any contestants make it that far. We spent most of the night cheering at an empty obstacle course on a freezing winter night. Hou also weren't allowed to bring any food or drinks in, and no phones were allowed. The only fun part was that the director would ask you to pretend to be family members or friends for contestants who didn't have any family or friends at the filming. I hope all my athletic fake siblings are doing well

[@ashertenud6810]

"The only people that can find you are the IRS. So bring a gun." - Ted Nivison, 2021

[@oliviaking9228]

Man I could listen to Ted talk for hours, I sure wish he had a podcast, maybe even with some of his friends, like Slimecicle or Jschlatt for example

[@erazn9077]

A man can dream 😔

[@GeneralKaleRan]

Man, I would be chuckling like a sandwhich if that existed

[@beesanders1210]

@@GeneralKaleRan it whould be so favorite puppy if that existed

[@38k25m]

that would be cool 😕

[@PointsAnimations]

These intros will never get old

[@starryu__]

same i love them

[@thebestdanjan]

0:41 caught me off gaurd 0_o

[@boodstain]

Ted is slowly turning into a story-time channel and I’m oddly ok with it

[@pavementbug3745]

I can't stand most story time channels but somehow he just makes it work

[@JustAnotherEmma]

You explaining being in a live studio audience was so accurate I was dying! I’m going to be real with you Ted they are all the same. At least the ones I’ve been to.

[@zapheolz7732]

Hey Ted, big fan here! Just wanna say, Im so glad it was miserable for you. You deserve it 😊

[@lucasl202-61]

"I'm also on the no fly list-" Said so casually

[@jackrice8347]

I like how I’m having an amazingly cringy and terrible day, and then I get a recommendation of Ted talking about his most miserable day. I think the universe is trying to tell me something

[@ianmcgregor576]

“Call your parents” great message, but 95% of your audience definitely still lives with their parents

[@wakysky1859]

Hey look its another Ian

[@aniya2633]

Very funny McGregor

[@StuartGelin]

Ive had some great studio audience experiences, but my worst one was for a show called "funny you should ask." It's basically Hollywood Squares but without the tic-tac-toe game. Not sure how much the similarities come through on the show, but it feels very obvious when they have to stop the show every few minutes to remind the contestants not to say "i agree" and "i disagree"

[@mollyp1195]

how can it be a miserable when THE MILK MAN IS HERE

[@godpanda4230]

why dont you have one mil already, you deserve it a lot more than other people

[@atomicgoose3770]

Man ted is so chaotic but at the same time a gem

[@noahsan92]

0:33 my first serious and long term relationship

[@ABulgrin84]

I watched the first few episodes of this. And just now I learn that Ted’s laugh was there?

[@thebigdum143]

It’s ironic how you upload a video called “My most miserable day”. I came down with the worst sinus infection yesterday and it is still tormenting me lol

[@pines6807]

i’m so glad he told us it was Ted Nivision at the beginning ! i never would have known :D

[@wesleyem3]

I honestly thought these shows used the same 5 royalty-free laugh tracks. No idea they actually had unique audiences...

[@erincurrie1560]

depends on which show, and sometimes its a mix or they lay it on top if they didnt laugh hard enough

[@mahkncheese130]

he put his sponsor at the end of the video... what a madman

[@striker8961]

Only Ted is unafraid of the IRS, he’s exerted this dominance over the Big Guy.

[@ViaEarly]

"my most miserable day." me everyday you dont go live. you havent streamed in months, ted. come back.

[@giles7157]

i miss him too, but he was in a corn field in missouri. you cant stream if you’re in a corn field

[@regularbloke2117]

@@giles7157 tell that to charlie

[@giles7157]

@@regularbloke2117 charlie was also there probably

[@regularbloke2117]

@@giles7157 who do you think knocked Ted out

[@neamiberrybun7781]

@@regularbloke2117 charlie was probably visiting his cousin cornelius cornfield

[@LynxLycan2]

I watched the happy together pilot episode without knowing ted was in it and now that he tells me i could've been in his presence before smplive is astonishing. What the fuck

[@dizzyisalive]

“Ted having a bad day” Not me because he just uploaded for once

[@cassiestephensart]

Theodore Kennedy Nivison JUNIOR... And you majored in science. All of this information makes perfect sense for some reason

[@im_a_pantry]

My dad works in the CBS Broadcast Center in NYC and I've been there and it's super fun. He used to be the p.a. mixer/audio engineer/audio mixer on The Rachel Ray Show and it was a lot of fun to go in and watch the show be filmed live and everyone at The Rachel Ray Show were super nice also craft services were the best :D

[@aki4357]

Ted: my most miserable day Me: Ted uploaded? ITS THE BEST DAY!

[@indiabuerkle7491]

I just saw a comment that said "ted my sussy little baka😍" I'm both terrified and confused

[@yaretzi732]

"Haha jk its me ted...im sorry i blacked out for a month" I will now use this for when i ghost people thank you

[@valvec5655]

Is no one gonna talk about how Ted just made a Jschlatt thumbnail

[@kayleecasey560]

Can confirm, there is a lot of corn fields in Missouri, he probably did wake up in one. That or a wheat field.

[@panham6767]

0:10 sounds like a story Dwight from the office would flex on people with

[@frogking5298]

THE MILK MANS BACK POG

[@aykayjay]

Ted, you can’t compare your most miserable day to mine, the time when you stalked me, breaking all 7 of my kneecaps over the course of the day.

[@Mercenaries3DS]

seven???? he broke nine of mine!

[@JasonYost]

@max!! with a shovel

[@diogenes_prod]

12:16 this is STILL one of the best things Ted's ever said

[@Barnicleman1]

i was an extra in a movie and i had to do a “laugh track” about 20 times. that was painful. i couldn’t imagine having to do that any more than i had too.

[@floofyshyguy]

Schlatt upload yesterday, Ted upload today. What more could I ask for

[@dingdong5969]

I have a faint memory of ted walking from the cornfield

[@temutemacular]

Of course it's faint, he beat you up with a bat in there and you woke up in the hospital with little memory, only remembering the cornfield and him emerging from it.

[@temutemacular]

Of course it's faint, he beat you up with a bat in there and you woke up in the hospital with little memory, only remembering the cornfield and him emerging from it.

[@maelynelizabeth6190]

i haven’t finished the video, but i’m guessing it’s very relatable!

[@mathewhart1628]

This dude makes anything entertaining. He could tell me a story about one time he stepped on a leaf and I’d be interested

[@alexgraham5752]

“My most miserable day” Nope, can’t relate. I have severed myself from human emotions.

[@sami_blueboy5757]

Ive wanted a Ted video for so long that I stayed for the ad

[@darla_live3380]

0:36 yes Ted my grades

[@danielvazquez9703]

Jeez I hate when I wake up in a corn field in Missouri and have to do a 24 day walk back

[@Herbidy]

Same

[@dungaloidblastobrain9515]

0:00 That sound and music gives me a genuine fear response

[@aquawrld]

I love the Anthony Padilla / Tommy craze style intros. Very cool Ted InvisOn

[@katsukibakugou8384]

Was I the only one trying to find Ted's laugh amongst the laughing track? Cause like......... I'm 89.76% sure I found it

[@krystal9467]

Amogus🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@adithyanavneeth8083]

@@krystal9467 bruhhh

[@mckenzybyfield2578]

ok whew I thought he may have eaten another nerd rope edible

[@kahlebarnold9979]

When Ted said “ballsack”, I felt that

[@radlee974]

I once went to a taping of David Letterman. It was pretty miserable. They kept telling us that if we were a good enough audience then they would bring out the better guests they had there that day. (As if these people aren’t on a schedule.) My friends and I each had a couple drinks beforehand, which was a bad idea, because I was just exhausted throughout the taping. Genuinely the only guest I remember at all is Darlene Love. She sings the song “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” but for whatever reason that day she sang “Stand By Me” and she was incredible. Her performance alone made the experience worth it!

[@colestorch]

0:00 I started shaking in my seat he’s so menacing

[@ej9640]

whole time i was finding those jokes funny and started feeling like an npc then i remembered the doobie i just smoked 😭 don't do drugs kids it'll smooth your brain

[@ThaGillSP]

ted gonna sound exactly like peter griffen in 20 years

[@turdmanjones9533]

I just learned I could walk to Ted's state in 24 days

[@aspen-yu1zc]

Ah yes as someone who is from Missouri it’s not a normal Saturday if you don’t wake up in a cornfield

[@bigaidan5375]

I like how Ted makes anything seem possible

[@az1192]

this guys never fails to make me laugh istg 💀✋

[@beepbeep133]

ted in this intro looks like he would like to make my day the most miserable

[@boyetrash]

ted posted ❤️

[@wpsp2010]

That intro literally sums up my past 2 weeks thinking I had the next few years sorted out. Going to get a good paying job Graduating highschol in the middle of covid Finally grabbing a drivers license Getting a person bank account for amazon and stuff -Can't get the job because my greencard is expired during covid, and cant be renewed because the state's immigration is still shut down since covid started. -Failed my senior year because the app we were using for work (edgenuity) crashed and reset 3 weeks worth of progress on the last 2 days and school didn't fix it. Now I need to pay for summer school which is $150 per class (4 classes) -Same greencard situation so I can't get the drivers license. -Apparently my cards that I need to use from the bank as well as my checks are "delayed" and they wont tell me why (I kinda need them to pay for the summer school). Being an adult is fun

[@I_have_quality_memes]

On Saturday last week I had taken a plane to Indiana to visit my family. When we arrived it snowed before we got there. Skip to the day before we leave, it snowed A LOT like I'm talking a foot of snow. (It's a lot for me because I live in Texas) so, South West being the kind people they are, messaged us saying that we had to change our flight during to weather. The day we have to leave, since the weather got WORSE South West said "oops, you need to change your flight, AGAIN" And so we do! But the weather got WORSE so we had to rent a car and drive home...

[@sagewaters5629]

7:57doctor Hibbert from The Simpsons

[@wraybo]

today was my most miserable day because ted's collar was slightly down the entire video. i had to watch twice because i was too distracted and didnt actually listen to what ted had to say.

[@spaghettimonster1508]

Oh god, I can’t unsee it…

[@h0neybunchesof0ats]

hey don’t be miserable. we need you to be relatable.

[@the.creature._]

I hate to tell you but-

[@grimcreeper1307]

That ending ramble was absolutely amazing, super specific, and maybe a little personal. I love the ending quote in it. "Call your parents :D"

[@thetrafficcone9116]

Actually went to a news type studio audience and it was similar to this, telling us when to clap and interacting with us inbetween takes. But the guy we had also was sitting in the audience and would laugh the loudest and every single time.

[@CsoCool259]

That alcoholic grandmother or whatever is like a good 10% of Ted's persona