I tamed a falcon.

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Let's be real fellas. The only reason I made this video was to meet a contractual deadline with Youtooz to sell marketable plushies. You should buy one to get back at me, that would be funny lol. Schlatt talks about the time Schlatt and ConnorEatsPants do business in Austin, Texas. They meet Mizkif and Maya, the most confusing couple on the planet. Schlatt flys a falcon named Orion. They also met Andrea Botez and Alex Botez there, which is a story for another time (maybe when I have another deadline to meet). Falcons wear hoods apparently. Buy the plushie.

[@jschlattLIVE]

I MADE THIS VIDEO JUST TO SELL PLUSHIES GOGOGOGO youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt

[@spacedominator7163]

Lord schlatt i did everything you asked for ayyyy

[@twslug]

hi schlagg

[@incorrectscara]

GOES

[@konpeki2037]

A

[@starshy.222]

What a marketing genius

[@There_is_a_duck_in_my_home]

This seems like a reasonable Jschlatt thing to do...

[@ItsCynni]

Dude, I have wanted a falcon for ages

[@MB-po2or]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@Dovleyartist]

@SHOOTER GAMER my mom said that you should shut

[@ofcchae]

@SHOOTER GAMER how did you get a mom

[@obamavevo1551]

@@Dovleyartist agreed

[@madoka7074]

Jschlatt in a couple of days: “thinking about hats.”

[@sammywammycs]

i appreciate ur profile picture so damn much

[@pavlestojanovic9631]

hoods*

[@Ass-uq3sz]

Richtofen

[@PauaP]

I hope he's thinking about me.

[@tsukr28]

can’t wait until he gets bored of hats and starts selling flamethrowers

[@lemonbuggy871]

“animal that won’t crush your entire skeletal system”: pulls out a ram

[@chickenbokernot2598]

first reply on popular comment

[@softcover2871]

@@chickenbokernot2598 congrats!

[@its3amsleep]

@@chickenbokernot2598 woo congratulations sure

[@luvinescent]

@@chickenbokernot2598 congrats!

[@redmist6630]

@@chickenbokernot2598 well done, cared

[@sarcastic7432]

“Birds have the hat and humans have the *cocks gun* glock 17” that is going to be my favorite quote from anyone

[@theonewhooofedyou6320]

Why Do We Have To Know ?

[@bigj5296]

@@theonewhooofedyou6320 IDK Why Do We Have To Know

[@backan7404]

Time

[@sarcastic7432]

You don’t have to know you just decided to read this comment

[@Rat_Urine]

... so he has a gun-

[@benjaminwu2221]

Shlatt: *laughing at big falcon wearing hat* Falcon: *laughing at big human wearing hat*

[@burgerkingdoge7077]

Jshclatt when there’s a falcon: I sleep Jshclatt when the falcon has a hat: REAL SHI-

[@dxth8483]

Bird with the hat on him

[@Beelover9000]

?

[@willj519]

*schleep

[@dxth8483]

schitt*

[@blurned4221]

Yea

[@di5963]

Humans have this thing that when you just crack their neck they won't be able to move anymore, works everytime

[@miruhbelle]

hm i’ll make sure to give that a try! thanks for the input!!🙏🙏✝️

[@tadstrange1465]

I don't believe you

[@buster3698]

Gonna have to test that brb

[@misscarmex1602]

You're right! My sister stopped moving, thanks for the cool trick.

[@buster3698]

It works

[@bigmuffin05]

Shlatt: **has prehistoric killer bird on his arm that’s able to break human bones with ease** Shlatt: funni hat

[@Deadass271]

“Break human bones with ease” Let’s see that thing break my bones when it’s the size of my forearm and the weight of a plush.

[@bobnotbob6668]

@@Deadass271 You would be surprised the gauntlet you where while handling raptors is just for their comfort at any point you could have a talon come through your forearm or hand.

[@givemeanameiwillhate9525]

@@cu_t actually no, you would try to get it off first, not punch it. That is what many people do when they are attacked, try to get it off then attack it

[@yungjit5549]

@@bobnotbob6668 The gauntlet also helps the bird's talons not scratch you. Scratch not stab, but a falcon of that size wouldn't hurt you that easily.

[@givemeanameiwillhate9525]

@@yungjit5549 turn that falcon to the size of a huskey and you're fucked

[@MeatKisser]

Once he tames a bald eagle, there's no stopping the American powerhouse

[@magnadelusor4249]

Schlatt 2020

[@Alvaro-so9iu]

He will train the eagle to dive bomb British people only

[@overrated2875]

@@Alvaro-so9iu hahaha

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

@@Alvaro-so9iu *British “people”

[@emilyhaworth895]

aren’t they extinct

[@deadz3795]

“The falcon is wearing a hat” never thought I would hear that ever

[@thesporiorgogbord8063]

I can control the like if I want it 69 or 70

[@boopbopbamb9799]

bird with the hat on him

[@tumblingartist]

Only on Schlatt’s channel

[@khaledal-mulfi1191]

@Reapen8270 Gaming shhh...its a hat dont talk about it.

[@eavn9684]

This has too few replies for the number of likes.

[@LockwoodTheScientist]

Wilbur: Posts how schlatt is a drunk tyrant Schlatt: b i r d s .

[@wow-rs2kn]

that's rp my g

[@slop4308]

Dream smp 3head

[@InternetLegends-fe6ty]

Did he really?

[@eliserose5985]

“Cats have that thing on their neck” “Falcons have the hat” “And humans have the Glock-17, it’s easy!”

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

4:06

[@wolfskip7763]

Falcons: *specially evolved to be top tier predators* Humans: h a t

[@nbrownie08]

no comments? let’s change that :>

[@lizzy4013]

Haha funny bar go brrr

[@char_mander135]

"selling for a very limited time" YEAH LIKE 3 FUCKING MINUTES

[@azolti]

FR THEY SOLD OUT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES

[@CaptainzScourge]

3 minutes? you mean less than 60 seconds my friend.

[@jdwolf2342]

The 1 ft plush sold out in 5 mins and the 2ft plush sold out in 2 mins idk about the rest but it was all gone within 10 mins

[@callmepineappletv7697]

They sold out immediately lol i was there at release time and at 3:01 the ram plushie sold out. Am sad

[@Cowboythepirate]

I was in check out i messed up on my card info because i’m dyslexic i retype it and by the time i click check out they said I couldn’t they’re sold out.

[@smile--]

Schlatt: "You know me" Falcon: "I don't know you" Schlatt: " _You know me_ " Falcon: "Ok lol"

[@eggwet8767]

Is that rock lees head with giornos body?

[@Red-ux2ff]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXS2p4WAnZqcrJI

[@spoodles--6721]

Jschlatt: I love birds! 1 minute later Jschlatt: I don’t give a shit about the bird, I just wanted to know about the hat

[@jacobgutierrez864]

Jschlatt at 0:47: “I like birds!” *Flashback to the Lunchclub podcast when Jschlatt choose to be bitten my thousands of snakes rather than being a bird*

[@dcgumbrecht]

I desperately need the lunch club podcast back 😂

[@121Film]

Samoan Splash!

[@zoim4131]

It was cause he didnt want to be a pidgeon

[@Mortal_Tezer]

Lil' hat on lil' dino, we're safe boys

[@rakura4892]

Watch this comment get thousands of likes because your verified.

[@ofcchae]

Ayo wtf how you here bro bruh leave me alone dawg

[@imverygay8709]

ok mr verified

[@aw2m]

Lil’ hat on lil’ dino on lil’ leaves, we’re safe boys

[@account42]

yes

[@jojojojojojo4687]

Those plushies sold out in like 5 minutes. Worst day of my life.

[@oj3899]

I managed to get one :)

[@youremyclarity]

@@oj3899 i managed to get 2 :))

[@cerealb4mlk]

@@youremyclarity I managed to get 0 :D

[@oj3899]

@@youremyclarity i got the 1ft pillow one

[@Shimmer_link]

So bull

[@BobbyJones-ix8by]

“Cats have that *thing* on their neck,” “Falcons have the hat,” “And humans have the Glock-17, it’s easy.” - J-Schlatt 2020

[@hj2479]

Wait until he sees big cats having the same thing, a massive tiger goes to sleep because neck massage. Obviously, it's an evolutionary advantage.

[@victorhugohirota5149]

@@hj2479 It can sleep for eternety if you put a liiiiiittle bit more of a force on it's neck. Good luck trying though. . . please don't try it.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@victorhugohirota5149 🤨

[@elizabeth3506]

i’ve never seen Schlatt so incredibly passionate about a hat before, let alone a hat on a bird

[@Lulu_Lime]

I don't think he's ever been so passionate about anything

[@tumblingartist]

I mean, it’s a _hat_ on a _falcon_

[@b0rn_confused841]

"cats have the neck thing" "falcons have the hat" "and humans have the glock 17" I mean he's not wrong-

[@jsc1jake512]

I have a bad feeling about why you put that minus sign thing at the end of that sentence

[@b0rn_confused841]

@@jsc1jake512 pfft nah, it's just a symbol to show I'm cutting myself off in a sort of like laughter type way-

[@nikstil]

@@b0rn_confused841 or getting sho-

[@jameshille9075]

The best part is when he says "if you want to give it a shot, give me a ring lol

[@b0rn_confused841]

@@nikstil you rig-

[@conbrafo237]

Lol I can’t believe I just watched a five- minute video of jaschlatt talking about a hat on a bird

[@literallyleo]

i can

[@HaverOfHands]

Honestly, he can watch paint dry and still make it entertaining so I'm not surprised at all.

[@dysae4484]

Why else would you watch his videos

[@dxth8483]

Bird with the hat on him

[@tariqzead2338]

Check the discription of the video

[@miuzsq]

Schlatt: **Sees a bird who has power to gauge out everyones eyes** Also Schlatt: f u n n i h a t :>

[@MantisM1]

Jschlatt: **gets cancelled on Twitter multiple times** Also Schlatt: B i r d h a t

[@elephant5115]

😂

[@jaysefgames1155]

If you make twitter mad you're doing something right

[@MantisM1]

@@jaysefgames1155 amen.

[@fishingfan8357]

Ghlatt

[@boopbopbamb9799]

bird with the hat on him

[@tetsuoumezawa5833]

schlatt has the face, voice, name, and personality of a pro baseball player

[@forstaken2254]

Also he has a NY Yankees cap

[@miketibbits8899]

everyone when they see the title: “of course he did”

[@catolowhey5964]

yea he did cheat ye

[@soap5648]

But of course

[@KM13760]

My exact thought.

[@qazisgone7292]

@@catolowhey5964 wdym

[@rue-bee9916]

I didn’t think too question it

[@FCGaming-en5fh]

“Cats have that thing on their neck” “Falcons have the hat” “And humans have the Glock-17 "Jschlatt 2020"

[@therealslmccl]

We all know Schlatt only made this to promote his plushies. Edit: FUCK THE SOLD OUT

[@dragonanimeart2019]

@SHOOTER GAMER stfu

[@terribleplayerWT]

@SHOOTER GAMER stop 👏 self 👏 promoting 👏

[@NatalieO2004]

They are all sold out

[@Local--Idiot]

Yeah too bad he didn't make a Comment saying that this Video was made to Promote Plushies

[@justaphonewithinternetacce7729]

@SHOOTER GAMER how about 7500 dislikes?

[@somesnake3869]

Jschlatt: disappears for less than a week Jschlatt coming back: I tamed a falcon.

[@manguymanfellaman]

I think schlatt hates himself for going to his house. MIZKIF POOPS STANDING UP WHAT THE SHI---

[@Leo-en6ed]

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@ionhuh]

random people: “Jschlatt is a very bad person why do people support him?” also Jschlatt: “ b i r d h a t”

[@sunnysunset7377]

Cause he is funny you fun fart

[@sunnysunset7377]

Dumb fart

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@sunnysunset7377 Are you serious?

[@ethangoldd]

@@sunnysunset7377 are you fucking serious?

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

@@sunnysunset7377 are you fucking goddamn serious?

[@brickfizz7565]

Guess what Schlatt, they all sold out in 8 minutes.

[@soggy_t0ast684]

Let’s pray that the price gougers are easy on our wallets

[@alex_gaming3827]

So true

[@Jordainthere]

Stay maddddd I got 4

[@kelceym7695]

i literally wanted one so bad

[@pokemonsterblue2152]

Nooooo

[@tfxgodly368]

Okay but who wouldn’t click on this title lol

[@supercat2087]

Stfu

[@supercat2087]

@SHOOTER GAMER stfu

[@miarose5146]

@SHOOTER GAMER I heard this lie a lot of times

[@ofcchae]

@SHOOTER GAMER you don’t have a mom

[@slop4308]

@SHOOTER GAMER stfu no one is falling for it

[@borb7391]

"and humans have the Glock 17 easy" American words right there

[@tiffanyleilani]

*jschlatt has a huge ass bird on his arm* jschlatt: “hat”

[@yuwenmi]

bird hat..

[@hewwoimapersonw5048]

Hat bird...

[@chiliology3921]

Hat hat...

[@realmario979]

Bird bird...

[@finder_]

fun fact: jschlatt doesn't have blood, he just has testosterone

[@Ghostel224]

Fun fact*

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

another fun fact: all of his bodily fluids are just replaced with testosterone. every single fluid. its all testosterone

[@crusade3802]

He also has a Glock 17

[@finder_]

@@Ghostel224 my sincerest apologies

[@zurog7742]

@@johnnymitchellcollier there’s no blood or water. it’s just ALL testosterone. every. last. drop.

[@dazzh_603]

Schlatt: I love birds! Also Schlatt: I don’t care about the bird. *H A T.*

[@hewwoimapersonw5048]

I Love birds

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

I Love birds

[@0balloon0]

I Love birds

[@rheaforeman3798]

I Love birds

[@LightWishYT]

“Cats have that thing on there neck” “Falcons have the hat” “And humans have a the glock-17”

[@0gDragon_Hero]

I like how they're nonchalantly talking about dream cheating while schlatte plays with a kitten

[@sarck_tick]

What does that have do with anything?

[@commuzard9179]

@@sarck_tick 4:45

[@Mayra9148]

bc they planned that

[@GeneratedPerson]

@@sarck_tick it doesnt, but its funny they talked about that while gayschlatt plays with a kitten

[@angelinad777]

@mangusti hopo *gayschlatt

[@beachai5477]

"he did, he did cheat in minecraft" uh oh i hear the stampede of a thousand dream stans

[@jpeglang]

Im glad me and schlatt are on the same page

[@saarcasm2287]

I’m a fan of dream but I found this hilarious because I like Jschlatt as a content creator and he’s funny

[@marceldabek5343]

i remember when on stream he denied it...

[@noonedream9333]

This dude’s whitelist on the dream smp is a revolving door

[@emangaming5557]

@@noonedream9333 lol

[@mythicalcreaturebeliever7613]

"You know, just pump one or two shots into someone, and all of a sudden, they're not stressed anymore!" I feel compelled to follow this man

[@lupusmalum6103]

I would kill for a Jschlatt Podcast. Just him telling stories for hours. He's so entertaining. Just. Schlatt. Not a stan. I just think he's funny.

[@toucan9548]

The daily slap

[@fatherindia4810]

He has a podcast with apandah and a couple of other people, I think it's called the sleep-deprived podcast or something, not hundred percent sure on the name

[@Duckverse]

@@toucan9548 weekly?

[@dexxboii3080]

Sleep Deprived Podcast 💯

[@gabeywabey1979]

honestly SAMEEE!!!! weeklyslap and sleep deprived podcast isnt enough for me lmao

[@wgairborne209]

"Dream cheated in minecraft" is the new "Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself" lmao

[@itchypit6413]

well their is a 7.5 trillion chance that jeffrey epstein is dream, their for dream is jeffrey epstein

[@korrdega]

what does this have to do with a bird with a hat on

[@androidtalking]

@@itchypit6413, there's also a 7.5 trillion chance we don't live in a simulation, therefore this is reality :Ddd I agree with your wise words

[@Rob526]

@@korrdega 4:45

[@orppranator5230]

No, it’s not. It’s the pathetically weak son of “Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself”.

[@isaac2591]

This is one of the most American things i've ever seen, and Schlatt himself is the proof.

[@Artoliann]

And thats supposed to be bad?

[@isaac2591]

@@Artoliann Which part about that sentence mentioned anything about the context being bad?

[@BarginsGalore]

I’m not sure what your talking about and that makes this so funny

[@PhoenixAce]

@@isaac2591 I mean to be fair 99% of the time when someone mentions America it’s negative especially on the internet

[@isaac2591]

@@PhoenixAce See, i didn't think of it that way- But i can't say that you're wrong- Nevertheless, the comment definitely wasn't meant to be negative

[@valerietaft9831]

"Cats have that thing on their neck, Falcons have the hat, and humans have the Glock 17." *wise words.*

[@Everett1107]

The fact that Jschlatt used the correct terminology in calling a bird a dinosaur and saying “Mesozoic Era” made me incredibly happy

[@sperinthalakkat9831]

I don't know any actual Americans, so I am just assuming all of them are like Jschlatt.

[@PHATASSTURTLEB]

Facts

[@mac1n1cheese]

I changed it so now it won't make sense to some people

[@raffaeledivora9517]

Sadly no... a lot are like him, but actually serious instead of sarcastic

[@jazzydice7463]

i wish

[@sadpie4265]

I know..... 2.... so yes, they’re all 100% like him

[@figborehead3102]

“Cats have the neck, falcons have the hat, and humans have the glock 17”

[@s8kiy]

Amen

[@burritoburger9201]

🙏

[@n_0094]

They're not stressed anymore.

[@ButtermilkBunny]

My grandpa and i do falconry, which is where you hunt with falcons, and it's honestly really fun and all of my birds have been such sweethearts. This video gives me mass amounts of Seretonin and nostalgia for all of the times i've had falcons.

[@jadenking822]

That's awesome! I want to get into it soon because my dad does it too. What birds do you have?

[@typicalfella]

Seems like Jschslatt is being Jschlatt,but more Jsccslatt than normal Jschhslat,it's impressive how he can get even more Jshclatt,but in the end he's Jschlatt

[@vinnycantee5555]

you spelled jschlatt wrong every single time

[@luvlasagna]

@@vinnycantee5555 That makes it so much funnier

[@procyonvibes]

No they definitely spelled it correctly

[@Villennium]

true

[@tired247]

@@vinnycantee5555 I think the only thing sadder than that is the fact that I read it without realizing it was wrong

[@rocksterking6358]

*Sees Schlatt not in his basement* Me: "Something is terribly wrong."

[@itsrakonax]

"I'm on the couch and a bigass falcon walks by" what

[@ofcchae]

Daily life

[@jamdamn3485]

She starts stroking the weian

[@slop4308]

Why did you edit “big ass” to “bigass”

[@hanakokun4271]

ah yes, a normal occurrence for fellow americans

[@mohamedalhatmi5710]

@@slop4308 you'll never understand such things..

[@myclutteredmess2271]

“I don’t know how he functions” HE FUNCTIONS STANDING UP

[@IsacV]

Schlatt has the biggest balls for making fun of a bird of prey

[@hurricanezaza]

cuz hes not there lol. hes a fuckin lawk

[@kayleigharnold]

When people think Americans, they think you

[@lobsterlobstershoenice641]

And cry baby beta liberals

[@averysmith7004]

Wah wah don't like it go away

[@kayleigharnold]

@@averysmith7004 ?? I wasn’t complaining like I’m here for it, I was literally just stating something....

[@whale_inc9646]

@@kayleigharnold i think it was a joke

[@kotgmarshal]

Hey, I'm okay with that.

[@combatcontrolwannabe8099]

Schlatt is the older brother we all wanted

[@lemonsplash6407]

"Cats have a thing around their neck" "Birds have a hat" "And humans have a glock 17, its easy!" -Jschlatt, 2021

[@fish6550]

*Jshlatt has earned the achievement: Best Friends Forever!*

[@idek3989]

I was getting the parrots and the bats vibe from that but ok

[@thec0nductor537]

@@idek3989 isnt that the breeding achievement though

[@panda-ec5hg]

“Yeah he cheated in Minecraft”

[@friggin6914]

he did.

[@alviandrapiero2464]

i agree

[@razexia1670]

well i like urr nae ;)

[@Nightcxxite]

@@friggin6914 no

[@jazzywithzs]

Assuming he is talking about Dream then yes, he did cheat.

[@justas423]

Jschlatt is slowly becoming more and more powerful.

[@Sighsofthedivine]

he's going to start mass producing bird hats

[@_mystified_]

2:23 "maybe if i walk backwards it will get away from me!"

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

Jschlatt is truly the definition of an American man

[@ballonstudios7799]

Yeah

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

Yep

[@Wattasek]

Ah, I see. This is just a way to say “Dream cheated” secretly.

[@kinnelyuwu5771]

He's playing the long game, still wants that smp clout if he ever gets revived Smart man tbh

[@DHDZ0304]

But is he wrong, no

[@funi-so8067]

how? i don't get it

[@penguin2985]

@@funi-so8067 4:45

[@boopbopbamb9799]

i love how jschlatt is talking about how stupid the hat is as he’s wearing a hat 💀

[@dxth8483]

Bird with the hat on him

[@Kim-mp5wg]

He’s so toxic 🤬🤬🤬

[@grain2247]

@@Kim-mp5wg uhm--

[@JAMES-se5cx]

Well the yankees are the best team so its fair

[@Kim-mp5wg]

@@grain2247 uhm what fool 🤨

[@dathammer101]

Got so high and literally read the title "I tanned a falcon". It's still a W

[@ducky_dom9065]

Under-rated comment

[@puds9631]

Do you think Schlatt knows he’s a over used tiktok sound by basic white girls talking about one direction-

[@maddie7225]

THE HARRY STYLES EDITS 😭

[@salemcicle1502]

yep . they’ve taken over and it’s annoying

[@monkeybanana3058]

These people are probably the same people that get offended by his tweets

[@finngywingies]

Huh?

[@inaactivee]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Jahsizzl9]

“Humans have the glock 17 it’s easy” “Two shots and they’re not stressed anymore”

[@andresherrera9180]

I did the that to my badybrother because he crying and he stop crying his ben a sleep for a week now

[@imrealperk_]

I died at that lart

[@voltmp4]

@@andresherrera9180 wake him up

[@voltmp4]

@@andresherrera9180 or eat his corpse

[@andresherrera9180]

@@voltmp4 tasted good

[@venz0h420]

Mizkif: dream cheated in minecraft schlatt: he did cheat in minecraft

[@ckcw_switch8432]

What does that have to do with the video tho--

[@trsamisari]

But he did cheat in Minecraft though

[@MiguelMitchelMichiel]

@@ckcw_switch8432 they said it in the video

[@ckcw_switch8432]

Nevermind I'm stupid--

[@hyrulemobian]

@@ckcw_switch8432 he did he cheated in minecraft

[@jadenking822]

If anyone is wondering, I'm pretty sure that the falcon is a gyrfalcon. Also, the thing that the threw around is called a lure. It's essentially leather that it's made to look like a small bird of prey. The falconer then straps meat to the lure and thats supposed to help train the bird. The nylon rope is also there to prevent them from running away in early stages of training. Once falcons are trained, people take them hunting and don't have to use the nylon. My dad's a falconer so I might know a thing or two.

[@surejan3685]

Nobody: Sokka when he goes to the firenation:

[@joshc5613]

WHY DOES THIS COMMENT HAVE ME DEAD

[@surejan3685]

@@joshc5613 lol

[@iimantis7819]

Loooool

[@suchikannan3985]

Brooo tht was an atla reference i never thought id see under a shlatt video

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

Ah, i see you are a bender of culture as well

[@thebiscuitbutterer1802]

*”Falcon Hood”* is, unironically, the most badass team name out there.

[@d0nt.w0rry.ab0ut.1t]

3:57 schlatt had another heart attack guys

[@corncheezy]

This had me cackling

[@annikau8703]

@@corncheezy lol same

[@CR1MR0S3]

Oh my god why did I laugh so hard at that

[@d0nt.w0rry.ab0ut.1t]

why is this still getting likes its not even that funny 😭 /j /pos

[@corvusdaii8743]

@@d0nt.w0rry.ab0ut.1t yes it is, now shut up 🔫😩/j

[@bread64]

Jschlatt with a falcon is the most American thing ever

[@malnooire]

y'all say that the perfect American Heterosexual Christian male doesn't exist, explain this then.

[@ralphthompson9033]

Facts

[@johnosburn6814]

*insert gayschlatt meme*

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

👏

[@kapteneskil8057]

idk if the heterosexual part is that accurate

[@nichy7734]

@@kapteneskil8057 👀🤫

[@therealandrew185]

Alt. Title: Schlatt amazed by a bird hat for 5 minutes

[@toufuu._]

"Cats have that thing behind their neck, falcons have the hat, and humans have the glock 17." Casually takes out a gun

[@dxth8483]

Bird with the hat on him

[@Ham-Prince]

I can't believe how casual he was

[@mira6038]

Bro I laughed how casually he got the gun out.

[@tracyday4104]

And loads gun as he does

[@toufuu._]

@@Ham-Prince I mean he aint american if he dont got a gun

[@jacee.w]

3:57 got me wheezing but currently while typing this comment, I have no emotion on my face.

[@Rcruzer4]

I love how he kept in the part of him saying that dream cheated in minecraft

[@Ashraf7I7]

Well he's not wrong

[@Ashraf7I7]

Dream can't just do my girl minecraft like that

[@bluedude68]

@@Ashraf7I7 Nah that just ain't right.

[@wenzoyeahitsjustwenzo.5811]

LMAOOOOO

[@santy6486]

he did cheat

[@the_fox_writter]

Who else is here upset that the plushies fucking sold out in MINUTES. I wanted the big chonky boi so bad.

[@ctrlzme.6448]

SAAAMMEEE DUDEEE I’M SO FUCKING DISAPPOINTED

[@mariahh9912]

I clicked submit as soon as they sold out and didn't get one, I've never been so sad

[@kyocerii1924]

I SLEPT THRU THE DROP:((

[@the_fox_writter]

@@ctrlzme.6448 We can mourn together.

[@yrsaturnalia]

Was waiting in line for like two minutes, then boom sold out. Let’s hope that the resellers aren’t to price-harsh.

[@danger7511]

' A PREHISTORIC KILLER CAN SQUEEZE WITH 400 PSI AND SHE'S LIKE 'Yeah Yeah, This will crush every bone in your body the glove doesn't even do anything. ' WHAT THE FUCK, THE ONLY THING FALCONS HAD WAS THEIR EYESIGHT WHY DO THEY LET YOU PUT THE HAT ON THEM? FUCKING DINOSAURS WHY DO(N'T) THEY HAVE A LITTLE SWITCH WHERE YOU JUST ' 3:41 This killed me

[@fajrikresna7193]

i didnt click time stamp but he said it

[@konpeki2037]

3:54 FUCKING DINOSAURS

[@P331ngat3am]

i just went through the worst break up ever, your videos help me so much. thank you

[@lisabone7978]

This is the most American I’ve ever seen him: he has a gun, a falcon, and side burns.

[@isaochy4197]

And American flags and Jesus in his heart

[@crunchy7978]

The only thing he doesn't have is a mullet 🤣

[@jacobgutierrez864]

Plus he’s president

[@livlaughsss1217]

@@crunchy7978 oh god don’t give him the idea

[@adamwalsh702]

I misread the thumbnail and thought it said: “I *scammed* a Falcon”

[@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore]

Which is something Jschlatt would definitely do

[@Sticky_Hands]

@@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore I'm not sure if jschlatt could do it but, I know for a fact that big guy can.

[@Decorated_Solo]

"Cat's have that thing on their neck, falcons have the hat, and humans have the Glock 17." -Schlatt 2020

[@hazzesanimations8212]

0:22 "I know streamers tend to be a bit *EHDEHDEHDEHDEH"* "...weird."

[@E-Jays]

just a bit, ya know just a *tiny* bit

[@esketchy_294]

Schlatt saying there's still youtooz plushies Me: so that was a fucking lie

[@breezesux]

I am so ready for this video. Edit: I was not ready for BDSM bird.

[@dvmegrnbk2032]

Me to

[@matts1334]

That’s pretty swag man

[@hioyua650]

So am i

[@ofcchae]

Get the popcorn boys

[@maiden1471]

4:48 That aged wonderfully

[@JeremiahWdabullfrog]

He looks like someone who would tame a falcon.

[@sebastianpoppell7902]

"Why is he wearing a hat?!" You can wear whatever you like when you can kick anyone's ass.

[@brooke5810]

I went through the five stages of grief trying to get one of those plushies

[@Fordy2]

same

[@buffalochild100]

This is the same man who made the heart touching "A tribute to minecraft" video.

[@gaged.8062]

*"schlalcon"* I'll get a *bird's eye view* of the way out.

[@esthertanga7980]

This *ruffled my feathers*

[@Helicopter7]

Nice

[@somedude1561]

"Every streamer's house is a complete dump" I'm yet to see one that looks at all worse than my house

[@hanepkalishka9486]

Im so alone that my house don't even got couches and sofas yet.... I use a mat or my gaming chair to watch tv...

[@seignee]

@@hanepkalishka9486 oh my god that sounds awful

[@zuh1g]

@@seignee not awful, i do the same

[@JoeyGirardin]

“Cats have that thing on their neck, falcons have the hat, and humans have the glock 17 it’s easy” That’s going in the quote book

[@sheraprincessoflesbians3037]

Jschlatts whole entire brand is honestly just being american

[@kurtislachance9958]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@beans3515]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@spacedominator7163]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@willh9187]

*from new york

[@7evenproductions271]

@SHOOTER GAMER N O

[@pixel8982]

jschlatt has made the advancement "best friends forever"

[@PJ-nz9hz]

Mfs trying to cancel schlatt: Schlatt: lmaoooo bird hat

[@lilbop4942]

What’s all this stuff I’ve heard about schlat being canceled

[@lilbop4942]

@@polocatfan some of his humor that is like that is just in bad taste but some of it is funny as hell

[@wewlilol3392]

@@lilbop4942 well in 2020 u cant make jokes