I took Alex Jones' Health Advice for 30 Days

[@NewGoldStandard]

I don't know man, the way you no-looked that swish into the trashcan at the end..? you're telling me that isn't the Male Vitality at work???

[@Odium1981]

I think it's mostly hate that brought him through countless hours practicing just that one throw.

[@billbobaggins5309]

ATE SOME EDIBLE AND WENT ON A ROAD TRIP LISTING TO ALEX JONES HEART RATE INCREASED AND CURLED UP IN THE BACK SEAT LIKE A BABY IN FEAR THE GOV WAS GONNA EAT MY BABY SOUL

[@younghove01]

Lmao!

[@RamiroLeiva]

Lmao

[@ayzoid9980]

Lol 😂 I’m just worried about the gay frogs

[@xWood4000]

You should have done a physical exam before and after.

[@K0WALSKI1]

xWood4000 This video is as Supersize Me as it gets!

[@xWood4000]

K0WALSKI1 Yeah.

[@attentionwarrior3632]

xWood4000 wait there are actually people that believe in this "male hormone booster" shit? lmao

[@sparkymtgal]

He would never do an exam before and after. It might show something worked on him and he is just clueless.

[@ericwilmot857]

Rotwelscher are you afraid that he might have gained some muscle?

[@anyamckercher2408]

For the life of me I can’t tell which of these comments are meant to be ironic and which of them are genuine

[@wareforcoin5780]

I haven't called it in years, but this entire comment section is a big ol' poe.

[@loucam-l6214]

It must be a healthy mix

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

I hate that people take Alex Jones seriously. It's just sad how they can hear what he's saying and think 'Yes, that's reasonable and morally good.'

[@Agaetis181]

@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 I hate that people take John Oliver, Stephen Colbert & THE ENTIRE MAINSTREAM MEDIA seriously. It's just sad how they can hear what he's saying and think 'Yes, that's reasonable and morally good.'

[@mc9723]

@@Agaetis181 2 comedians are the "entire mainstream media"? No wonder you listen to this joke!

[@FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime]

Says he followed Alex Jones’ health advice. Drinks bottled water.

[@FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime]

Kawaii Imouto the plastic itself contains chemicals which can alter hormones and cause liver damage.

[@goodwilj]

Right, I don't see any Alexapure water filter.

[@ZelosSama]

This is all satire anyway

[@Wurmo]

I bet he still has that shower head and replaces the filter as directed.

[@ipiledrivedalexjones6935]

@@FiveTimeFiveTimeFiveTime says who? Plastic is immortal why do you think water can erode it

[@templariclegion2826]

I like how he gets banned off KZbin and now this video gets suggested to me by KZbin haha

[@GreySinWhiteLie]

Templaric Legion Whoa....good point. Recommended to me as well.

[@TheDesmo54]

Templaric Legion I had the same experience. Wonder who’s paying this guy.

[@MrHolidayz]

..same here my dude...

[@FloorFerret]

Have you watched videos about the ban? Since, you know, watching Alex jones content and then wondering why a video with his name in the title shows up on your suggested isn't exactly surprising.

[@danielconde8735]

Same here

[@djhey123]

Should have gotten a testosterone test before and after.

[@supasf]

Don't need to. Was zero before, and maybe 1 after

[@JVarni]

Don't need to because you're a fucking idiot if you think that supp is going to raise test. Powerlifters and gym bros would be swarming this shit if it did, but take it from someone who has actually gone to school for this: the only thing raising your test is a shot in the ass of test. Help my fuck you morons make snake oil salesmen rich.

[@aldariel744]

@@JVarni you're ignorant as fuck if you think that's the only thing that would do it for your testosterone. Study more before you talk dude...

[@UserName-ii1ce]

oof ew these supplements weren't appetizing, I'm just gonna go for a jog

[@JVarni]

@@aldariel744 - I've been an ACE certified personal trainer for 6 years and went to uni for exercise science and nutrition. Provide a source showing something other than hormonal supplementation raising free test levels in the blood more than a negligible amount. Seriously, I'll wait. But I'm willing to bet you don't respond because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[@sbenton827]

Says the supplements didn't work, yet nails an inhuman back shot into the trashcan.

[@Elterraplanista]

i spilled my cereal laughing

[@Gill5336]

LOL true

[@thesteelshark]

Pretty sure he did that a number of times before that take.

[@sbenton827]

thesteelshark we'll never know will we?

[@primatein]

The X Files music was a perfect touch

[@AlexA-wb9pr]

Smh everyone knows the effects start kicking on after 32 days

[@alexramos1435]

They actually took me 33 days. But maybe I did 3 days wrong.

[@slimestoneexpert9804]

Is this sarcasm?

[@paperbagmask3409]

Mine took little under 2months and now i have seen alot of changes.. People are different, it works on some people atleast worth a try (:

[@evanoverzet921]

@@paperbagmask3409 please tell me you’re joking. The only thing you feel is lead poisoning

[@paperbagmask3409]

@@evanoverzet921 ok

[@HiDeguild]

Well obviously Alex Jones' supplements wouldn't work on a Canadian.

[@sam101rum6]

im from canada i buy all his heal stuff and i knew Trump was gonna win thxs to alexs

[@privateer177666]

Blame Canada! Blame Canada, eh?

[@tygerbomb]

iamthefirsttosecond Maybe in Queefbec. The rest of us ride moose to work and peel potatoes on our steel wool-like chest hair.

[@boogityboo1467]

Super Male Vitality doesn't work on homosexuals

[@orimeiraz3079]

greenserrada, it doesn't look like the middle east

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

So this guy is eating better, exercising regularly and reconnecting with nature. Oh the horror.

[@zinov3]

Tim K and apparently sees no effect.. Lol, maybe he's blinded by his own bias..

[@redhawkmillenium]

The point is that you can do all of that without buying any of the supplements that Jones peddles.

[@StinkyBlack1]

redhawkmillenium funny how you don’t see liberal douches ripping GNC a new one though huh?

[@cohcam2113]

anton eckart for real, its easy to join the band wagon instead of thinking for yourself. I hate hit pieces no matter who theyre on. Mind your own business. If it doesnt sing to you dont buy it. Dont go on a crusade.

[@venomf0]

redhawkmillenium its to support the show. He is not selling snake oil. They are actual supplements. Now if dont like him thats a whole diff story.

[@sircrabsalot9507]

Well, at the very least you don't have to fear gay frogs anymore.

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

"gay sperm whales" I'm done! XD

[@98230983290]

Just gonna leave this here... phys.org/news/2017-07-freshwater-male-fish-exposed-chemicals.html

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

+874822 Good find man. Don't get me wrong, I love joking about the gay frogs, but I know that this crap is real. To ignore it in disbelief without actually checking stuff up because the messenger you first heard from seems crazy is really dumb to me. Stay cool bro!

[@vashman01]

Check out PBS kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHPFnKqifLJqjpI

[@edmsquad]

Sir Crabsalot But wait the FDA legally kills about 150,000 to 200,000 Americans yearly from taking legal lethal drugs and the side effects... that's insane... no wonder Alex has so many followers and sells them *fire* supps

[@626Late]

that throw at the end is pure proof that your testosteron level has atleast doubled.

[@theoddace]

LaTe Ko fr

[@richardsmith3199]

as he looked round at the end in amazement that he got it in one he cut to hide his joy

[@fanimeproductionst.v.3735]

0*2 is still 0

[@tylerh2311]

There is no way he hit that shot. You can see it do a weird curve at the end right before it went in.

[@makbar59]

@@tylerh2311 It was the force... That's what male vitality is...

[@panmpap4679]

His podcast with Joe Rogan is the GOAT of podcasts.

[@panmpap4679]

Stephen Doyle Parkour Yep.

[@justinfinch2458]

It really was

[@supasf]

Also on the Logan Paul podcast

[@masennakonieczny2377]

One podcast to rule them all

[@iRaps1]

Alex Jones is a nutcase and he'll die a nutcase.

[@Guardiandown895]

Best advice was eating more veggies.

[@salj.5459]

Shawn Thompson yup

[@fudgethemonkey3980]

I must say, it’s coincidental that this only now appears in my feed, not days after Alex Jones has been banned from many a platform.

[@naturalfluency2315]

Demon Rat but you need free speech

[@naturalfluency2315]

Demon Rat so you shouldn’t silence someone out on every social media for giving an opinion.

[@naturalfluency2315]

Demon Rat no I’m not saying you silenced anyone I’m just saying when you said nothing from him should be in my feed I was thinking you are glad that he’s banned for from every platform

[@npd6666]

I don't understand why people think they can spout off random, biased, meaningless bullshit, yet those same people get mad if you speak against them. Try and think about your stupidity and hypocrisy before you open your mouth and use your first right.

[@naturalfluency2315]

kingpatty But I don’t think he should have been shut down on every platform For conspiracy theory’s Mabye some things he says is true if everyone silenced him

[@mrjohnnyjohnster3940]

It's a fascinating world we live in where the best thing about KZbin videos these days is the comments section.

[@nicklespale22]

It's really not tho Johnny Bravo. Or at least it shouldn't be. But you know: commoners

[@heathere8488]

IKR?

[@fakename7725]

Oh god it’s not. The comments section of KZbin is the worst thing man has ever created

[@punctuationman334]

MrJohnnyJohnster no it isn’t. KZbin comment sections are genuinely awful, but reddit is worse.

[@LeoMumford]

Here here

[@corneliuandsons]

You look like you turned redder, I'd say it worked.

[@FirstLast-vf4ij]

Corneliu & Sons There is a thing called sun that you get exposed to outdoors, it tends to darken or redden skin whether you are on a special diet or not...

[@kennbud]

First Last Oh really? Never heard of it before. Must be another one of those government schemes to control the world. Also whats that white circle in the sky?

[@GalaxyGal-]

First Last It was a reference to one of Jones’ before and after pictures of him taking Super Male Vitality. No change in physique, just got redder.

[@donnyst.pierre3820]

He walked to a belt store

[@marinaproger2324]

Haha yes. John Oliver bit on Alex Jones was amazing. Redder... he needed to buy the wipes too.

[@jonlamar224]

obviously this will not work for you because you are Canadian

[@ColonPal]

Why? Isn't Canada putting the 'gay chemicals' in their water? I think it's a GREAT IDEA! I've seen Americans all over the place turn gay before my very eyes! It's so fun. Even Alex Jones turned gay and ripped off all his clothes in a busy supermarket, and laid down on his back and began FUCKING HIMSELF with cucumbers! It was HILARIOUS wished I'd had my camera phone to shoot video.

[@TrailerguyGotStolen]

You need to follow Rick Mercer's health advice if you're Canadian

[@ColonPal]

WTF is Rick Mercer? And why would anyone follow his advice?

[@TrailerguyGotStolen]

@@ColonPal He's a Canadian comedian

[@ColonPal]

Trailerguy oh! Have to check him out! Thanks

[@Moldeyawsome12]

“I need a drink” Fills glass from shower head 😂😂

[@Creedio90]

laughingcryingemoji

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

ghettolaughemoji x2

[@kaedandpachi2552]

Now you're the conspiracy theorist if you don't wear a mask. Ah how times have changed

[@FalloutNewVegasMods44]

ikr

[@jameljarvis1978]

X-D X-D X-D

[@Asachara]

masks do nothing unless they are sealed. pointless and wearing a mask makes u a conspiracy theorist

[@RealNick04]

This aged fine like wine. The N95 masks were the only masks that did something. Although so of the anti maskers took it far and had temper tantrums in public.

[@jeremyfinch2835]

As an outside observer: You went from beta at beginning of video to confident, proactive male. Finally, you tossed the bottle without looking, 25 feet over your shoulder AND MADE THE BASKET!! How? Probably the supplements and confidence. You can’t see the change in yourself; we can. Gonna buy me some Super Male Vitality now!

[@Gatman74]

🙄

[@ajmosutra7667]

Seriously he looked so much better

[@miketyson8933]

I saw that too! He literally needs to look up those ingredients and see that the stuff works, and its all natural, only thing that would fix his hairline is a surgery Elon Musk did and he would have to get Stem Cell for any kind of drive. From the very first minute I just laughed and immediately said.......SHYYYYTY GENETICS PLAIN & SIMPLE. THIS BETA KID WAS BALDING IN THE 7th GRADE I BET YA!! 😂😂😂

[@TheJustmetitus]

So ate right , worked out , drank purified water 30 days and took vitamins ? How is that bad advice ?

[@tbhon]

Did you not watch the video? The shit Alex Jones sells did nothing special to help him and they were a waste of money. You don't need super male vitality to work out and eat healthy

[@shermanlee2164]

Nines, do you have a brain or do you believe everything you hear. First, as a consumer of those products I have asked doctor's opinions and did research and proved that those products are good for the body. Secondly, 30 days is not enough for anything to work, it is a supplement which are used to improve your condition over a long period of time. Thirdly, it is quite obvious that this douchebag is biased and whether he has actually used them for 30 days is unproven. I have used the vitamins and Coq10 for a while now and body checkups PROVE that my body is well and my health is great.

[@radiofreedom947]

lee Sherman, lung cleanse worked amazingly well for me when I had a cough that wouldn't go away, I was breathing better and stopped coughing in about 5 minutes.

[@shermanlee2164]

In case you don't know my dude, "supplements" boost your health little by little over a period of time, like a therapy.

[@grahamhill676]

lee sherman Lol you have to pay Alex Jones to feel boosted..?

[@ShilohJanowick]

when he threw the juicies away my heart broke

[@Fitzgibble]

preach brother

[@Creomortis]

Why?

[@Creomortis]

Sounds appetising .

[@manictiger]

To be fair, it's like throwing soda away. Same sugar content.

[@electthelambda]

That's the _GAY_ in your heart, crying out for a refuel. What you gotta do is take your Super Male Vitality™ supplements and drink AlphaBrain™ instead, brother.

[@linden72]

Atrazine effects take more than 30 days to reverse, but in your case the damage may be permanent.

[@iliketastybread9010]

It would have been interesting if you had your testosterone levels measured before and after the experiment. Feels like a missed opportunity.

[@iliketastybread9010]

Kalapurka actually it doesn't, not in the US. No need to be so rude.

[@DarkLinkAD]

Actually, some "natural" test boosters do work, but are often taken off the market... Example being Geranium root or otherwise concentrated as DMAA.

[@Allan_T]

DarkLinkAD I took testosterone boosters when I was 12, and it worked

[@Torchmanz]

I'd agree with the OP in that an actual scientific measure of his testosterone levels before and after would have been a lot more convincing than his opinion on how he "feels". Big missed oppurtunity to show how useless or useful the products are.

[@thepope2412]

99legion when you do nofap your testosterone actually does increase, and after around 7 days it peaks then slowly goes back down. And since you wanted proof www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12659241?dopt=Abstract www.actaps.com.cn/paper/200206/article/2002-6-15.pdf The first link is a basic summery of the research and the second is a pdf page of the full research, but it's in Chinese

[@y1521t21b5]

What a level-headed, calm and collected fellow that Alex Jones is.

[@Gyohdon]

you report on over 2 decades of government corruption while everyone calls you a nutjob and the media actively tries to sabotage you and see if you can maintain composure at all times. most of these clips are cherry picked, the majority of the time alex is calm or jolly and cracking jokes, but he has his moments and everyone uses those to portray him as an unhinged lunatic

[@Gyohdon]

wow it's almost like you didn't read my entire comment

[@Gyohdon]

i doubt you've watched more than an hour of alex jones' material so to pretend you know the things he's said over the past 2 decades is pointless

[@AaaaandYerDhem]

​@@robobertobblind sheep

[@Biochemistry-Debunks-Corona]

​@@robobertob Alex Jones is indeed a loony, in fact, he's an entertainer who either still works for or used to work for Time Warner Cable. Still, government, or, rather, the corporations that form the entity we call "government" constantly screw people over. It's nothing new, it's nothing special, it's nothing to do with fear mongering, it's the bitter reality for a large part of the population of each country.

[@NJprepper321]

That x-files beat goes haaaaard.

[@Jaasau]

RedDotTactical556 That beat is legit.

[@danyeo21]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@KesorodaBlk]

That beat is nice. Adding it to my iTunes soon.

[@warriorsonly9966]

Who else is watching this in 2020 those 3m masks dont seem so crazy now huh lmao

[@212Roger]

Israel Gonzalez Exactly, he’s ready for the coronavirus as well.

[@Josh55ify]

yes they do lol. They do nothing

[@bocadaisy11]

I was just thinking that.

[@chadfolmar5900]

That's why I clicked

[@Diamondraw4Real]

@M D yeah but he said about "being ready for anything"

[@sandequation2653]

All these people are so triggered but he just did exactly what Alex Jones said to do and recorded the results.

[@swedish0spartans]

I think the problem is the lack of scientifical accuracy. I personally would never buy supplements from shady Jones, but if Goal Guys really wants to prove a point here he's got to be more accurate. This can be done by having a physical exam before and after as well as a blood exam. Furthermore, it's arguable whether a month is enough to notice a difference. All in all, a more controlled study where he'd try this for, say, three months and would have had some doctors involved could've lead to more reliable results, even if the results reached the same conclusion he did initially.

[@danceswithghostsquickspiri697]

Hail alfadhirhaiti

[@lilyliao9521]

Calvin MacDonald wait wtf 33:10 like and dislike ratio. Wtf, people actually dislike this

[@imro1096]

That one too comfortable uncle you believe this alex guy? Damn ur stupid as fuck

[@imro1096]

That one too comfortable uncle 0😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@REONEON12]

7:07 *I like how the supplement bottle curved into the trash can.*

[@pitrovsecondary9454]

but how did he do it?

[@RottenVael]

the super male vitality.....it gave him....Special Powers

[@DeadBaron]

I like how it rattled when it should have been empty after 30 days 🤔

[@larsvankoningsveld6179]

He must be a lizard

[@GraceAlone614]

Dead Baron he probably had a second bottle. He did say he was taking the supplements twice a day, so it could just be that he had to buy another bottle.

[@hfulhorst]

You're telling me you woulda made that shot at the end without the supplements... yeah ok.

[@optimumperformance]

I guess Alex Jones was right about a lot of things after all

[@charmicarmicat2981]

I loled at the trap x files theme

[@clytorismcmeme8012]

Evan Drane Fire thou 👌😂

[@GamesterHitler]

Read it as it was happening

[@NJOverclocked]

Evan Drane lol'd*

[@magentasound_]

Same, it was acc dope

[@edmsquad]

Evan Drane But wait the FDA legally kills about 150,000 to 200,000 Americans yearly from taking legal lethal drugs and the side effects... that's insane... no wonder Alex has so many followers and sells them *fire* supps

[@willmorrell488]

Now post an outtakes video showing how many tries it took for you to throw it in the bin.

[@DougsDiggers]

it was first try, the supplements worked.

[@codycrossman]

ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hahaha, brilliant. 😄

[@cookiebandit18]

The shower filter bit was an inspired choice.

[@edmsquad]

cookiebandit18 But wait the FDA legally kills about 150,000 to 200,000 Americans yearly from taking legal lethal drugs and the side effects... that's insane... no wonder Alex has so many followers and sells them *fire* supps

[@Mortjep9531]

Paul A. western food isn't toxic, western food choice is. too many people are overeating on meat and junk food and eat less and less vegetables.

[@nathangames9532]

Remember when wearing a mask out in public was weird?

[@ernestberlot8289]

lol

[@keepnitreall6152]

Still is maaaa maaaa

[@jacksonbroadus6298]

Yep

[@ShadowFalcon]

@@keepnitreall6152 Aww, can the little weakling's, weak little lungs not handle a tiny facemask.

[@eugenekrabs7707]

@@ShadowFalcon not going to lie, a weaker beta person would be more likely to wear a mask.

[@jaytea3085]

I can't tell if the 32% dislikes are from people who think this video is supporting Alex Jones, or from people who support Alex Jones.

[@FF-Learn]

people supporting Alex Jones. You see them here in the comments as well.

[@jaytea3085]

hm 🤔

[@andremoreau8390]

Josh T Maybe it's just people who wanted any sort of substance or entertainment from this video, whatsoever.

[@jaytea3085]

touché

[@Vistresian1941]

I was wondering the same.

[@ZanarGaming]

Lmao the editting

[@benlogicfactsshapiro]

Zanar Aesthetics 3 words and misspells the word “editing” but manages to get 200 likes.

[@meowllison9414]

Dumbass Demoman Lmao is not a word.

[@joeythehat9]

2:55 Bahahahah

[@alisabelove6254]

You have to drink the bone broth, that will help with your low sex drive. lol

[@joeythehat9]

Weather u get it from infowars or not, bone broth is damn good for you.

[@Seeanwheresmyjumper]

I don't think he could've made that shot at the end if he hadn't taken the Alex Jones diet.

[@tylerh2311]

Sean O'Keeffe I don’t think he actually hit that shot to begin with

[@anthonybrogan390]

If this is ALex Jones special diet why is Jones so fat and over weight.

[@romelleabdulaleem283]

@@anthonybrogan390 why does the plumber's sink leak?

[@LeontheSmithy]

@@anthonybrogan390 because alex jones is a scammer.

[@beltransanchez5571]

He never said that the only way to not be controlled is through his supplements

[@Woodland_Warrior]

Beltrán Sánchez not true

[@supasf]

@Shawn William triggered libtard lmao 😂👌🏻

[@a.ortega4505]

Shawn William hit or miss I guess u always miss Hun ?

[@crowned2088]

@john Stetson Dude your literally referring to the left wingers

[@thinkingmachine354]

john Stetson if you don’t fear the government (especially now) and dismiss religion then you’re on your way to be harshly surprised. If you’re not too old and not too stupid, I bet you’ll become religious in some form and a hardcore nationalist. It’s the strongest and most natural state of man.

[@bobsamurai]

A 3x markup? I wish everything I buy was only marked up 3x, not that I’m defending the product but it’s common to find everyday items we own with a 5-600% markup

[@thenewright9435]

BobSamurai It's 3 times the maket value of a product, not 3 times the mark up on manufacturing. It's like paying $15 for sugar instead of $5.

[@captaingainzproductions1876]

5% markup isn’t bad?

[@thanxbutno]

Pr0dyTV he means 500% to 600%

[@captaingainzproductions1876]

it's written 5-600% not 500-600%

[@thrasher2094]

Pr0dyTV He means 500-600%

[@Thosewithnonames]

Hypothesis: Following Alex Jone's diet will be bad for my health Results: Did not die after 30 days on prescribed diet Conclusion: Alex Jone's diet makes you immortal! Science!

[@harryharington9543]

I mean eating mostly plant based diet and exercising daily is good for you, so if he did feel better it would be largely these factors not the supplements or water filters (unless you're somewhere with a questionable water source) .

[@loganmohler737]

@@harryharington9543 good point

[@mrmcevechkin5222]

Go Caps! 👀

[@roganjohnston]

7:00 "don't pay for the supplements" makes the shot 'wait maybe there is something to this stuff' the look over the shoulder says it all.

[@HenerGrc303]

Weird when you know how the video will end as soon as it starts.

[@beigepill9322]

EXACTLY, he had zero interest in giving an unbiased review

[@Lenny-ue8hk]

“Stop letting people control you and buy our things!”

[@Woodys_Wisdom]

teensy weensy brain u have there. they are 100% transparent that they are fully supported by those who buy their products. people dont buy, they go away...but they're still here...hmmm

[@jodomoe2264]

@@Woodys_Wisdom Amazing how such a simple joke can fly over your head.

[@Woodys_Wisdom]

@@jodomoe2264 what you said wasn't a joke. In fact, it's actually the truth of their operation, so again, you're an idiot who doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand...AND you think you're a comedian. That's rich. :-)

[@douwehuysmans5959]

@@Woodys_Wisdom Wooooosh

[@snailart14]

@@Woodys_Wisdom this is the biggest whoosh I've seen bois

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

Trains for 2 weeks "No increase in muscle mass" Don't get ne wrong, I think Jones is somewhat crazy, but a severe increase in muscle mass takes time.

[@chownful]

touch my muscle

[@onedisgustedboi.4087]

Hell when i started weightlifting i didn't even see an imprint of noticeable muscle until after about 5 months.

[@BT-oj1bn]

I've been training for almost 17 months and I barely notice the difference still.

[@MrJonezy541]

@@BT-oj1bn You're training wrong.

[@DocOrtmeyer]

About 3 months

[@nis5e]

As a Swede that's grown up with things like clean water, meat that isn't filled with penicilin, an emphasis on healthy living and such, i could understand completely if the average US citizen would feel significantly better following the health advice from Alex Jones and Infowars. However, i don't think that the average white european would notice much of an improvment if they changed their diet to an Alex Jones-inspired one.

[@Nostalgia_Farm]

Nisse lmao maybe your superiority complex doesn’t allow you to realize that there’s plenty of evidence that European food is just as unhealthy as any other countries. It’s that your gov just doesn’t announce the corruption like it has in the past :/

[@Nostalgia_Farm]

Continentes* lel gotta love Portuguese keyboard

[@simonedaniel]

Honestly speaking European regulations are tougher but at the end of the day you're still probably getting the same amount of hormones/GMOs/whatever because it's all hidden behind clever marketing

[@huonsmith]

that dude over there GMOs are good anyway

[@nis5e]

+MrAquaElements No, i know that there's bad things here to, but we're raised to be critical of them.

[@robbyr6520]

5:24 this man was living in 2020 in 2017

[@MrPopo-bd1ix]

1:30 He doesn't give health advice, read the fine print. They're just supplements no different than the supplements sold at your grocery store/health food store only cleaner & w/o fillers. And you didn't even buy & take all of his products.

[@dwylbtzledwylbtzle5535]

All manufacturers charge 3 times what it costs them to produce a product. That's pretty much a standard

[@Stein871]

or 250 times in the case of apple products

[@Bigbootyhooty]

Stein871 and shoes

[@bobdixon9346]

Say what u like.. his products get good reviews.... almost everywhere ;)

[@gerronbarr8466]

When you see the thumbnail in 2020 and think this is a recent video. lol

[@Gggeeoorrggee]

why did this guy delete the most thumbed up comment?? Vitamins dont fix gay

[@trevorwagner6281]

GZILLA because it's too true that's why it's funny.

[@npd6666]

Because he's A little bitch scared of the word "gay" and other "offensive" uses of the English language

[@xgullafter9590]

kingpatty oh shut the fuck up.

[@npd6666]

LessThan73 the word only hurts because you let it... You feel nothing when I call you a door, yet you choose others words that offend you? Am I the crazy one?

[@npd6666]

Anton yes

[@crispycracka]

How many times do you guys think he tried that shot? 7:07

[@FromW]

Just once.... But only because he was on Alex Jones supplements for 30 days.... on day 1 he would of missed.

[@mesmith2526]

M so Super Male Vitality can turn this Ginger into Lebron James?!! Sign me up!!!

[@3vil6inYT]

His testosterone made him hit the shot

[@crispycracka]

M indeed

[@askeletonsdaisy2440]

He warned you & now you're quarantined lol!

[@hagopovski]

The truth has made him go mad, but Alex ain't crazy ...

[@94XJ]

He isnt crazy...he's a lying predator taking advantage of gullible people.

[@soupe5758]

>working out more >taking testosterone >notice no difference S U U U U U U U U R E

[@KevinFisch]

lol the ironic thing is a bunch of people noticed he actually looks a little buffer and certainly healither at the end and thats only 30 days

[@duanerackham9567]

I know I felt super male kick in immediately! No way this guy isn't taking the supplements without telling us. He even made that trick shot at the end. Evidence of all the soy leaving his boyish body!

[@HarryMoho]

Duane Rackham soy has no effect on testosterone

[@ainmon5875]

Please tell me you are joking and don't actually not understand the joke

[@superacer1]

HarryMoho soy doesn't lower testosterone, but it does raise estrogen

[@evilmickey]

This guy probably laughed when Alex said your TV and devices are watching you years ago like everybody els.

[@DanteAtomosKageokami]

but now he screams about demon entities and pat robertson level shit

[@liamobrien9451]

Alan Mckay you can play a character and say the truth, or you san play a character and lie. It has no bearing on anything whatsoever. My problem with you fucknuts is that you don't use the correct mental process to think, so you always end up with skewed logic, as can be seen in your comment. You've been lead to believe that you are thinking critically, but the only thing you are achieving is deluding yourselves

[@liamobrien9451]

Alan Mckay of course I know that politicians lie, that's how politics works. The methods for getting into power and keeping it very rarely align with what is best for the state. Sociologists have solutions to nearly all societal problems we encounter today, economists could make the economy run so much better than it is currently. But doing those things would not help any politician one bit to get elected or reelected. The rules of power gouvern politics, nothing can change that. Not even changing the system, going from capitalism, to communism, to monarchy. The rules for rulers will always be the same. Now that we have gotten that out of the way, the whole reason I call you deluded fucknuts is because Alex Jones is in the business of politics, while pretending to follow the same methods as academics. Whatever he says is not the truth, it's whatever is best to advance his career. If it wasn't, he wouldn't be so profilic today.

[@liamobrien9451]

Alan Mckay that fluoride turns people gay, that chemtrails turn people gay, that soy turns people gay... Wow come to think about it je must really have some repressed anger huh

[@liamobrien9451]

On a more serious note, he calls nearly every mass shooting a false flag, unless those committing it are Muslim, in which case it cannot be a false flag (which is true, they are not false flags, but neither are white supremacist attacks), he is an anti vaccer, which is very obviously dangerous for the kids who don't get vaccinated, I'd suggest you go look up some of the few polio survivors who are still alive today and how they live.

[@nessgrayjr09]

How about getting some lab work done before and after your “test” bro.

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

i thought you can't trust doctors bro, is he supposed to get a medical degree

[@betotrono]

"When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down* "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down* "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down* "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down* "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down* "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down* "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, misses, stops recording, sets bottle out of frame, starts recording, sits back down* "When I looked into the raw ingredients of what I was paying for, I paid a markup value three times what these products are actually worth. So when it comes to Jones, or anyone for that matter, who's trying to tell you they are the sole arbiter of truth, don't drink the Kool-aid. And please, please, don't pay for the supplements." *Hucks bottle of snake oil pills over shoulder toward garbage can, it goes in, manages to contain himself, finishes ending statement.*

[@OdaSwifteye]

You don't have a point. One can fluke on the first try or he can do the take multiple times and go with the one where that happens. Either case everything was right. If you need any of these vitamins you can very easily purchase them at grocery store. Alex Jones makes you pay through the nose for something that is very easy to acquire.

[@BoomDYadda]

The "How Long Can You Go Without Dying" challenge?

[@Mayhzon]

A vegetable and plant based diet with some supplements thrown in (whether they are weak or strong is not relevant) and working out will hardly get you killed. In fact I'd argue that if he had taken this "30 days challenge" serious, he should have seen an improvement in his body and well-being regardless of whether he took those supplements or not, based around the fact alone that he improved his diet, worked out intensively and avoided stress. Of course this improvement would also be minor because 30 days isn't a very long time when it comes to the human body. Changes are gradual and slow. There are people out there who had lift weights for years before they were closing in on the six pack. 2nd theory - The video uploader was already living relatively healthy before and doing sports (his arms are quite muscular, indicating he has been working out for a long time) so the changes weren't that big because he already has gotten close to his natural peak before.

[@BoomDYadda]

Mayhzon wow, how inciteful. With such innate knowledge, you surley would have picked up the ironic tone of my comment.

[@Mayhzon]

Pardon me, but irony doesn't travel well through text.

[@BoomDYadda]

Mayhzon Upologize, for I would have thought it would translated relatively well, on account of the context of the video.

[@SquadJuiced]

Why didn't you have doctor's do pre-diet tests as well as tell us what you took and ate before the changes?

[@That1707]

Covfefe Dreams it might have something to do with the fact that this is all bullshit and Alex Jones is objectively insane.

[@SquadJuiced]

DatapawWolf So you fight bullshit with more bullshit? That doesn't work. It never works.

[@mtill7281]

Covfefe Dreams because he might have proved he was healthier

[@CANADAWOOOOOOOOO]

Because its a fucking joke. He’s just showing how stupid and ridiculous alex jones is.

[@marcus.guitarist]

Did you use the iodine?

[@marcus.guitarist]

Camaro SS 👍🏼

[@stringercorrales6627]

The coffee that they serve there, they say is mighty fine.

[@Palmieres]

Camaro SS You can get a decent iodine dose by just going to the beach... Even if you don't live close to the coast taking a few days vacation once a year is more than enough to replace the balance in your system. It's done with Ukranian children who come to the South of Europe once a year and stay with families during a period of a week or so to help curb the dangers of exposure to radiation in their homeland.

[@bobsan2360]

best iodine on the market.

[@DanCantone]

LOL BS!

[@grimreaper1551]

5:25 Alex Jones predicted Covid and this guy was ahead of all of us

[@1matrixman328]

Just like Jones says every attack at him creates many more customers.

[@krishurlburt7375]

No ones attacking him, he's just a moron who attacks his own character.

[@cheecheeyit]

Kris Hurlburt Looks like there’s another customer

[@doopythespoopy6995]

You know what they say, there's a sucker born every minute

[@MasterofFates]

-Customers- *suckers You mean suckers.

[@nightshade-o7g]

@@scottlancaster2865 Manlier than being a bald, sickly looking fuck.

[@tubesox000]

Judging by Alex Jones appearance he isn't the pillar of health. Just saying.

[@yzfh-vi8fp]

Jake Trawinski compared to your mom he isn't.

[@yzfh-vi8fp]

Jake Trawinski Bro story bro!

[@LordThatch]

Jake Trawinski i can’t tell if you’re joking or you’re actually just a laughable excuse for a human being

[@spencerbailey8354]

Jake Trawinski You've never curb-stomped anyone. You need some anger management my guy.

[@yzfh-vi8fp]

Jake Trawinski I see you're mad I have a gf too bro! Have fun drinking your milk!

[@Silmerano]

While I fully agree that Alex Jones and his products are full of shit. 30 days doesn't seem like a very long time to test if something is causing a physiological change based on appearance alone.

[@bodinian]

I can tell you from experience that a change in testosterone will be noticed within 30 days

[@Tehonlyspennaaah]

Wade Wilson physiological changes can occur within 2-4 weeks. Most will begin to occur within 4 weeks especially regarding hormonal changes and body composition.

[@MrThobias711]

You lost all validity when you said you agree with Alex Jones

[@Sr_Sinful]

+Tobias Spring When you're too stupid to even read the actual comment

[@TwistedFireX]

I bet he just read "While I agree that Alex Jones..." and his supreme intellect assumed that he was defending Alex.

[@Nokiya]

>Starts video off with a lie in less than a minute wow this should be fun

[@cannonfodder4000]

What did he lie about

[@justjosie8963]

@@cannonfodder4000 plus he claims Jones says he is the sole provider of truth. That's a leftist invention if I ever heard one. Up their with calling all Trump supporters racist.

[@punctuationman334]

PermaCultureBob96 no, you’re supposed to provide evidence to show democracy is a conspiracy theory.

[@LeontheSmithy]

@@cannonfodder4000 Just triggered Alex Jones fanboys.

[@bconmoto]

@@LeontheSmithy You have no real argument so you make an unoriginal low IQ statement.

[@TheLanden11]

The supplements that Alex Jones sales are the same exact supplements that can be purchased at any health food store or vitamin store such as GNC. His supplements just cost a whole lot more so your getting ripped off.

[@tannerspellman4765]

Landen Gulick you should edit this; I think auto correct rat fucked you.

[@MrDubstep420]

Other way around. The competitors who sell the knock offs are overpriced

[@megadeth9733]

And he has also said that several tines but his are marked up to fund his studios and he has also recommend people to go to GNC if they rather not pay the prices. Hard to rip people off when you're telling them they have cheaper options for the same product numb nuts. He also constantly has 50% off sales for months on higher price products and up to 30% on the lower price products as well so myth busted twice

[@jerwur39l94]

That's a lie GNC is the most expensive place to buy supplement

[@jacobhunter6891]

The only thing Alex Jones has proven is that spreading unsubstantiated conspiracy theories is an extremely profitable business.

[@kuraibaka9771]

Jacob Hunter Honestly I sometimes feel like he's just a business man and a good actor who doesn't actually believe in his own bs.

[@pluto8404]

Are you saying that humans can't control the weather? Are you denying climate change?

[@paulparry3697]

so i can tell you most of the stuff he says is true and if you cannot see that you are gone you keep watching cnn and good look with that and keep your hillary posters up in your room

[@jacobhunter6891]

I don't even watch CNN, and I can't stand Hillary Clinton.

[@kuraibaka9771]

Paul Parry Alex Jones isn't the only alternative to CNN you know.

[@ЦарНикола]

Next time do lab test in hospital... Before and after

[@abyssalplanes]

and you will see that nothing important has changed

[@tattoomycore]

exactly, without this it made the whole video a waste of time

[@Tarik360]

Цар Никола "Remember, the difference between science and fooling around is that you write down your results."

[@angela_somanythings5670]

Yeah this prooved Shite*..

[@edg6779]

Tsar That would be much more scientific

[@gusbus643]

So this was a Fake product review that was trying to criticise Alex Jones. Which was very well done tbh. But it was trying to come off as neutral which is what ticked me and other off

[@heelturnsface]

He used them and reviewed them. Definitely real.

[@solsist__3291]

Alex Jones has to be a troll. I’ve seen so many of his videos at this point their is just no way he believes most of the shit he says.

[@yoavmend1909]

Jake Jake take Mehlojjkked could you stop spamming this for no reason

[@themasonlxix9439]

Ok...liberal

[@solsist__3291]

Im actually libertarian and moderate but ok

[@FinetalPies]

I agree, he's just cashing in on paranoia and a desire to be special.

[@goodplayer6957]

He is actually a deep state controlled opposition, put there to make every "conspiracy theorist" look as crazy as fucking Alex Jones looks like with his trash-tier acting Q has decimated him and that Corsi shitbird shills, with one short sentence lmao

[@bonelesskebab2041]

7:06 prove that the supplements work

[@siov4279]

AND THE BEFORE AFTER PIC, MUSCLE MASS INCREASE BY 10 POUNDS!

[@goldenmemes51]

@@daleval2182 you obviojsly.dont know .about Ivar

[@peterhigney4412]

Rip raptors

[@Awonya]

the thumbnail predicted 2020

[@gurufuttlappele]

why not do a bloodtest?? before and after

[@sunitaramprasad458]

You definitely seem healthier by the end

[@kcb5336]

Alex’s super vitality contains soy. Ironic isn’t it?

[@davidcamili4k959]

Its to balance it out brov..

[@bham7bh]

Um, no it doesnt

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

That'd be the Brain Force, not the Super Male Vitality, and the Alpha-GPC in Brain Force is isolated from the soy lecithin (and IIRC, soy lecithin has little to no isoflavone content)

[@Grayday117]

It’s pretty ironic and funny watching how awkward he feels when wearing a mask around in public

[@squiggles5441]

*downs an entire bottle of tap water*

[@zaccarlisle7716]

when does it say to expect results for hair growth?

[@Brian10962001]

While I feel this video is a soft hit piece on Jones I hate that you're also throwing supplements under the bus when you tried 2 for 30 days. Also fair market value doesn't really apply to an operation like InfoWars which is mostly funded by these sales, they are open about that. If you want to see some scientific effects of a supplement get your blood work done. Get a cholesterol panel, A1C, and you may throw free testosterone in there as well. Take krill oil for 60 days and have another panel done. I have personally seen this regiment drastically change cholesterol profiles more than once.

[@ryanbrown376]

He probably got headaches because he drank from his shower which is held in a separate tank and not filtered as good as drinking water

[@theiosprohs521]

Thats how far back american housing technology is? Jesus

[@theiosprohs521]

@CallMeJack American: Canada, Usa, Mexico...

[@theiosprohs521]

@CallMeJack well many people wont, you are right, although it isnt technically wrong to do it. However, him living in Canada still proves my initial point.

[@theiosprohs521]

@CallMeJack Calm down, yes, i did mean the US, yet still, my point stands. Good comparison though, sir.

[@georgecoker734]

@@theiosprohs521 As an American, I know we're conceited enough to think anyone saying American is referring only to the USA. Live long and prosper my dude.

[@icarusalchemist1398]

Higher testosterone is actually linked to male baldness.....

[@pierredelecto7069]

Icarus Alchemist make baldness is actually linked to female attraction...seriously. Ladies seek out men with high testosterone.

[@jasonvanner3976]

Tommy Apples that's why I shave my head lol

[@masterg8422]

No wonder women love babies so much

[@winningbigly9012]

Icarus Alchemist says a baldy bastard

[@TRUMPLocalWallBuildersUnion]

Icarus Alchemist your wrong bro ...very wrong .

[@RagingDong]

You will never defeat GOD!

[@ronaldfaler4753]

Someone forgot to take their meds this morning

[@andrewworkman9488]

@@ronaldfaler4753 someone forgot to take *psychotropic drugs this morning.

[@sheldontichkowsky1324]

This guy taking the supplements doesn't seem like he is biased at all. Lol >< ....

[@matenagy8092]

You should take any supplement for at least 90 days to feel the effect.

[@torondin]

1/10 didn't turn the toads into battletoads

[@Username-es1iy]

5:11 this aged well lmao "welcome to the new normal, trust your government, obey your government, obey, consume."

[@luisthegoat3006]

It's crazy because I take almost all the same products and they actually work like I can't believe they work some of the best products I've ever used

[@steveh7682]

What Alex does is he finds what are the best supplements being sold on the market and has formulas made up that copy the best ones out there (ingredients wise} and sells them at a lower price than others do . I use his Nascent Iodine X2 and I can get the same exact formula from another company, but he sells his for about $5 to $10 dollars less than the competitors. Any supplement takes between 6 and 8 weeks to notice the first effects. Giving up glutton (wheat , barley rye and oats ) makes the supplements more absorbable .

[@dakota4384]

Actually, having a mask on maybe good when at an airport, plenty of people, high crowd, germs.

[@Michael-st9ky]

Dakota you must be Chinese

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

Masks do not protect you from people. They protect people from you.

[@lolabigcups7121]

Dakota I just thinking that.

[@scientistsbaffled5730]

This comment section burnt the s*** out this dude🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@travishorton8290]

Well, your already bald, so how could it help? Its not Rogaine

[@fkyofeelingz6640]

Travis Horton looks like it actually got worse

[@mattfirth987]

Travis Horton he's not technically bald...he's balding and shaves his head is people can't see his extremely receded hairline...he's a prime example of someone who would try a hair froth supplement?

[@mattfirth987]

If it worked it would of given him a fuller head of hair regardless

[@baphnie]

You’re*

[@Kingiron88]

He looks like a soyboy.

[@donniewright414]

Really? I have been taking his supplements for over 5 years and haven't been sick since. Good diet and a regular workout schedule and I went from 149 pounds to 189. My goal is 202 and will achieve that by the end of the year. Don't tell me they don't work. They do. Thanks Alex and keep up the Infowar!

[@jangelelcangry]

Wow! Dat Like/Dislike Ratio. I'm surprised of how many people believes Alex.

[@Mike01029]

Propaganda is a hell of a drug ... Heheheheh

[@mgrah3723]

No kidding, I'm surprised. We just gotta show our support for this guy!

[@joeysplats3209]

I shocked, though not surprised, that so many people give in to the incessant mind control tactics of the Establishment propaganda machine.

[@bruteoni8432]

Seriously guys. I've tried micozx and It helped me with my IBS within days , something no doctor or pill did. They sent fake supplements they will work if u buy them from alex Jones or GNC or amazon..

[@Graknorke]

Joey Splats >Tfw the guy who was friends with the president of the USA up until very recently is apparently counter to 'the establishment'.

[@CoryTheSimmons]

I've watched 3 videos with this guy and every single one he has been going on a week-long vacation. Also, I'm not an Alex Jones fan but his health recommendations seem fine (e.g. more plants, light exercise, avoid third-party toxins if possible). "I tried what he said and lost 4lbs in a month" is pretty damn good. 🤔

[@hautedaug]

yea, this is a really nice plug for Alex Jones. watching rn.

[@themonsterbaby]

4 pounds in a month? I lose that in 2 days if I take a good shit and work up a sweat. Alex Jones is a lunatic, his shit had lead in it ..... Probably why he's stark raving mad. You don't need to eat more plants anyway, you're an omnivore, meat is fine for your diet. And everything else is just common sense, not specific advice this lunatic invented.

[@justicewarrior9187]

Not enough time to get the soy out of your system! I can see it from here you still got your grindr app on the phone..

[@ThatHippyDuck]

Hey, question. Why are you dickheads so triggered by bean paste?

[@derin6966]

FilthyCasualKai because you turn into a pussy

[@miketyson8933]

I took the Iodine drops and the fatty acids for blood pressure and heart health, its like not lubing a machine. Sooo many people don't eat fish and get the fish oils for the arteries to make the blood flow easier and not dry up in a sense if you're not eatingnfish at least once a month. The pyramid diet chart is humans need fish once a week! The 1st day I felt AMAZING with the iodine drops, Borage, flax, fish oils, and Milk Thistle for the liver. All natural stuff, you don't need a bunch, just a couple drops with some good filtered water. They load our water with chlorine and all kinds of junk, I know I used to work for the city! They are poisoning our food, our medicine! Pharmaceutical companies are definitely taking us out!!!