“I’ve Never Pulled My Jew Card Until Now” - Eagle Witt - Stand-Up Featuring

[@tylerlewis2012]

He felt wildly comfortable on stage. hope to see more from him

[@KingMike-un5vz]

He was very strategic and hilarious he is a wild man😂😂😂

[@badtastepub]

Facts

[@andyandersonyt4031]

Lbq

[@timboslice8559]

I noticed that it’s like he was born for this

[@pablot-r9402]

He's alright, wouldn't exactly call his material resonate, his stories are all about conversations he had...TELL ME SOME FUNNY WILD STORIES. That's the difference between these new comedians and legends like Pryor, Murphy, Mac, Foxx, etc.

[@NapalmJustice]

Man, from a technical standpoint, this is a really impressive set. Jokes with layers, and that final punch line about Kanye saying crazy stuff before he puts out something he wants people to buy is the icing on the cake.

[@gatfatf]

I think the joke was that Kanye works super hard to get back the people's respect after he fucks up. Because that's what MBDTF was, he started it after the VMA incident, and tossed out his 4th college themed album to do it. There are recordings of him saying this was the project that would bring him back to popularity in the studio during those Hawaii sessions. Aziz Ansari even has a credit in the production when he just visited the studio and gave input on like one song.

[@LaurenThompson702]

@gatfatf taylor swifts first two albums that were released at the time of the vma incident have outsold Kanyes entire catalogue TO DATE. Times 2. Just saying.

[@TheHowlingPrince]

All I hear is "Respect our Queeen!" 😂😂

[@OfLoveInRomance]

#Facts

[@nedahoyin]

​@LaurenThompson she's a skinny wight girl.. of course her mediocre ass is gonna outsell kanye.. he activated wight people's damsel reflex..

[@zanokuhleswartz1527]

I love how his jokes almost feel like he’s a friend at 3am just sharing his hilarious shower thoughts Like he doesn’t work to be funny he is

[@jus10dillard]

Exactly!!!

[@anthonyzullo]

Yeah, his set was entertaining start to finish and it didn't feel written. He for sure was having an AMAZING night. Whatever boosted his confidence worked lol. Someone prolly complimented him right before getting on stage

[@ruyijingubang582]

well, if you shower with your friends, least you can do is share your thoughts

[@kay-collins]

@My lol what?? Why??

[@amani98001]

​@My huh, why?

[@ubersteve3265]

You can hear that one black dude chuckling because he caught on right away that it was Jay-Z 🤣

[@asherginsberg1326]

Meanwhile I’m such a Dylan fan I knew right away too🤣

[@thedfferencetab1977]

@@asherginsberg1326 and both are amazing 🙏🏽

[@naturequeen2597]

@@thedfferencetab1977 As a fan of both, agreed!

[@lostagain7292]

Any person thats even heard dylan in passing should’ve known that wasn’t him. Dylan’s lyrics are mostly nonsensical and hardly ever rhyme if you they’re not sung in his particular weird voice.

[@barbourgirl78]

​@@lostagain7292#TRUTH When I was a music major, living on the music floor of Neptune North at the university I attended, it was Bob Dylan when getting high and the "Titanic" soundtrack if you didn't. I fell into the second category, but, by the time I moved to another wing of Neptune Hall, I couldn't stand the sound of either 😆!

[@pringlescan81]

I’m not familiar with this young man but his material is already top shelf. He has an extremely comfortable and likable delivery. This is someone to watch for sure!

[@thedfferencetab1977]

I agree I thought he’s crushing it… easy transitions “he wants to run for President - that’s a lot… that’s a lot, Ima vote for him, but that’s a lot” then the “Biden never made me dance” follow up… I thought - if he’s this consistent he’s gonna be one of them ones

[@kennygee3062]

"Privilege is the ability to be mediocre." ... Damn

[@jus10dillard]

This was a perfect set. Every joke was a hit.

[@terrywatts1060]

Phenomenal

[@paleyosezi3122]

This guy kept the crowd laughing the whole time

[@jamesanderson5465]

Uncomfortably

[@mjboutin7224]

@@jamesanderson5465you watched a different clip than everyone else my friend

[@SuperRobertoClemente]

Totally solid set, I'm over here dying-- and hitting notes that few have found in all the Ye mess...

[@deliri0um]

My favourite joke was that Knaye is the black president white America deserves. That made me chuckle, but man the TOO GOOD face made me cackle

[@KingKogi]

This guy…he got that “something special” super natural comedian vibes. Loved this whole set!

[@Toywins]

Ikr? Hey Martina, I hope you're feeling well!

[@kikoaumond3439]

Dude danced through a comedy minefield like he was Baryshnikov. Respect.

[@libenhagos9335]

hey just want you to know im taking this line and Im not gonna credit u

[@BigFalconar]

The most conversational-style of comedy I’ve ever witnessed, but outside of asking for someone to say Taylor Swift, it was all him on the mic. He made it look so effortless. I need more of Eagle Witt. I think we might have a new contender for top comedian.

[@feelingReckless13]

and hearing the very obviously a white woman's voice say "Taylor Swift" was an important part of the joke, he really knows what he's doing up there!

[@honeysalsared]

Soooo well written. All of it, but as a Jew I ❤ the Orthodox call out. Before he told us he was Jewish! So good, they had me every step of the way.

[@ShadyProductionsMC]

this guy is going places. so easy to listen to, its like listening to a friend

[@dtmaddenogz]

This that old school comedy feel on up to date topics ...he didn't give af 😂😂😂💯 first time seeing him but I'm a fan now lol great clip

[@Xerion1]

He also made it clear that he's joking and that he's Jewish. He made the right moves to be able to deliver the jokes 👍🏾

[@thepromisedgoat]

agree! first time seeing him too

[@jashanestone]

I too lost every argument trying to defend Kanye ✅💯🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

[@wop8184]

I win every debate about ye.

[@prod.bylvwlee]

I dont 😂

[@brianrich7828]

Why? Kanye is a legend. Period. Maybe you’re just capitulating. Grow a backbone.

[@jashanestone]

@@brianrich7828 damn! Did this touch a nerve that you needed to insult? Internet thugs are still active. You definitely wouldn't say this to me on these nyc/brooklyn and now bx streets. Seriously no cap 😂😂😂

[@Thespiritwarrior89]

​@@jashanestone 😂😂😂

[@noelarmstrong2780]

That "too good" joke bro 😂😂😂

[@martymarl4602]

Perfection

[@thedfferencetab1977]

Bruhhh 😩😭😭😭 I literally lol’d

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

😂

[@LuisHernandez-sf5hf]

This guy is naturally hilarious 😂😂😂

[@JacobMcMillen]

This set is incredible from start to finish, and his delivery is so incredibly comfortable.

[@stephaniejean2426]

This dude is witty and cool af on top of it. Well done my dude.

[@MasterShakeXYZ]

*Witt

[@manicpepsicola3431]

​​@@MasterShakeXYZ They were correct in their use of the term witty. "Has witt", or "is witty" works the exact same way. Just slip that broomstick outcha bum yeah?

[@chrisclouds4182]

Your half Black half Jewish perspective and take on Kanye was the best bit I've heard since Chappell's snl monologue. Keep doin ya thang bro!

[@goldenvulture6818]

Judaism isn't a race or ethnicity

[@chrisclouds4182]

@@goldenvulture6818 never said Judaism

[@goldenvulture6818]

@@chrisclouds4182 Its the religion of the Jews

[@pandabear1576]

@@chrisclouds4182 he’s still right. Eagle Witt is black and white. He’s not half black and half Jewish.

[@chrisclouds4182]

@@pandabear1576 I definitely understand what he is. You're both missing the point 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@KalelaChannel]

That "too good" line was good.

[@geoffstockton]

Eagle absolutely slays it. Definitely one of the best coming up right now.

[@hannahmariamoore7006]

He's hilarious! Definitely looking forward to watching his career grow.

[@JimmyJayJunior]

Could listen to you all day man. Natural comedy

[@Thatdude877]

"I like Joe Biden, but he's never made me dance"😂😂😂😂

[@soyaleye]

This is my second time seeing this guy on KZbin and both occasions I’ve laughed with water dripping out my eyes.

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

He's the right man to make this joke confortably, and he does it incredibly

[@viviursulanogues]

I love how much fun he seems to be having while performing

[@Kyozou10no]

Yo this got me breathless 😂😂😂 he painted the picture of being a Kanye fan too well all in all *chef kisses*

[@RemyGates0]

please bring this man a special! protect this man at all costs

[@frankjennings4489]

“I count lives all on these songs Look at the weak and cry, pray one day, you'll be strong Fighting for your rights even when you're wrong And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I'm gone” -Kendrick Lamar “The sun’s not yellow, it’s chicken” -Bob Dylan I think we can all see why Bob Dylan is the greatest lyricist of all time.

[@rodney7156]

Eagle out here putting in the work!

[@compacoffeeroasters]

This was hilarious. Hope dude gets all the recognition

[@BennoYaKnow22]

He plays he jewish card of course he will.

[@annonimiss6422]

I love when comedians defend themselves during set by saying theyre only joking, reminding the audience they're a comedian. 😂 First time I saw it (and only other time besides for this one) was Matt Rife. It's hilarious. I also like that it's comedians being real for a minute lol.

[@breannaflores4175]

“Obama is to presidency what Lil Wayne is to rap” 😂😂😂

[@polinagonch]

this is so good! not a single miss, laughed/smiled the whole way through. dude's energy's infectious

[@joshsanchez66]

A wake n bake while watchin this was perfect 😂 today gon be a good day

[@turo3066]

Every comedian should have that line ready to unload: Bitch, this a joke😂

[@kareem376]

It’s always the half-half homies going hardest on their other halves.

[@monicarenee7949]

It’s because they can unload freely without being accused of hating the other race. Less guardrails when you come from the community you’re critiquing.

[@monicarenee7949]

Btw I’d even argue that’s why Bill Burr was respected through the 90s when he was going through a lot of black comedy circuits. He lived in the community with other black people, but he wasn’t “trying to be black”. He had a black girlfriend who is now his wife, and understood the culture he was a part of, so he had some cred with the black community.

[@kareem376]

@@monicarenee7949 Could also be because it's an inner struggle.

[@sallysson]

Solid set! I can see this dude on a Netflix special. 💯

[@laStar972chuck]

This was WILD and funny af at the same time, damn !! Tricky edge to walk and my man just watlzed and danced his way thru 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ladyraven30]

I truly love this comedians delivery. He is awesome.

[@Ladycyberella]

Omgeeee that What was the second thing you’ve said joke is GENIUS!!!!!

[@beverleyreid7572]

This guy is really funny. And smart. Very likable too!

[@stephaniejefferson6566]

All of it, right??

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

This genuinely had me screeching with laughter. Great set.

[@mjboutin7224]

Goddamn this was good. Very few comedians can make me laugh that hard or that often in less than a ten minute set. I want to see more of him. For real.

[@barsthehippie]

That hov fan even chuckled like hov 😂😂

[@katraylor]

This is the first stand-up audience I've heard giggling like that. Must have been a fun show.

[@coltonakasammy]

I remember homie from college! Respect man!

[@galindoof]

Absolutely crushed this set. Hope to see him more

[@ISI.O]

Ye really dropped MBDTF and had us all forgive his corny ass. Dude is a musical genius.

[@Nateolison]

Eagle Witt just got a new fan fr. Almost spit coffee all over this art commission I'm working on rn! Almost fucked up my whole bag. Dude clips should come with a warning label. I'm weak af 😂

[@augusts1]

It's Comedy Central, that should be plenty of warning right there LOL.

[@imbobby3566]

I like him, it's rare to have unique jokes nowadays!

[@rivashanmolefi7326]

😂😂😂 The part when white people say "Too good" got ne cackling. Also as a Kanye West fan, I felt this on a spiritual level

[@brooklynndossey4183]

10/10 set. now down the rabbit hole i go to watch more of his stand ups 🔥

[@Vindominus]

This was a rollercoaster, man. 😂

[@MiriamTall]

so genuinely funny and authentic. i loved it!

[@DualityUnlimited]

What a complete Set from Start to Finish!

[@kellyrobinson57n0]

Nah my bro eagle just popped up. Hilarious brutha right here. Wish him nun but the best

[@magneto44]

super impressive set, best I’ve seen in awhile 👏🏼

[@filmtoppings]

This guy's incredibly talented. Hope to see a lot more of him

[@MDOT005]

Being a Ye fan....I really enjoyed this 😂😂😂😂

[@lily-hazy8823]

without bob dylan, we wouldn't have sam cooke's "change gonna come". I hated bob dylan as a kid but when I grew older and started to relate to the lyrics, dude's pretty affirming. Not the GOAT but hes pretty cool.

[@py_a_thon]

Hendrix's cover of "All Along the Watchtower" is one of the greatest songs of all time. Dylan's original ballad "The Hurricane" is one of the most influential criminal justice protest songs of all time. He had some other decent chill music. Yet he was a better songwriter than performer. I almost always prefer someone covering his music compared to his original performances. He was a bard. A real fake. Fake and real. A traveller and a fool. The joker and the thief.

[@JS-cr5fn]

Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger >

[@ellemueller]

I always felt like someone else needed to sing all the lyrics Bob Dylan sang, but all the music needed to be identical to Bob Dylan's and it would improve the sound tremendously. I mostly love his lyrics but can hardly understand anything he sings. It sounds more nasally than I would find acceptable, and I can't help imagining that any well-spoken man who can sing would be more enjoyable. It's the hardest thing about being a Bob Dylan fan, just as this first comment said.

[@janefromcanada6943]

Hope Netflix execs see this guys talent 👍👍

[@chrisvalleqatsi]

"Too Good!" 🤣

[@dacheeze2plz190]

Never have I felt more understood or sympathized with in my life than this lmfao

[@amandacanny]

when he busted out the "Bob Dylan" lyric - BRILLIANT 👌

[@ThuggBugg32]

The Cash money baby got me Dead....

[@evjimz8460]

Saw this right when he said it lol hilarious

[@cyprienmaccamley126]

I can't remember anything thats made me laugh more wildly from my phone than ever before. This is amazing, I'd love to meet him live!

[@markesgrant]

I knew immediately that was Beach Chair 🤣🤣🤣 1:12

[@darkphotonllc]

open air laughing in the house, good stuff lol

[@l.k.9666]

This was great! Look forward to seeing more of this guy.

[@ryanhumor]

Thats “Beach Chair”. One of his most underrated songs.

[@shannonwestley6895]

I love his hair, he's so cute 😊😊

[@prestopete7]

Ever lose a arguement so hard u become a fan😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@pineconesandspaceships]

Amazing set and delivery and I was laughing all the way through! Huge Kanye fan and there was no disrespect here, just acknowledgement of genius and a great story throughout!

[@mzple]

This guy was awesome

[@Sasquatchbones]

Phenimonal flow and timing 😂 love it

[@TheSamanthaEdit]

"it's cash money baby -- NO!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nitabsw33t]

Just found out about this guy and I’m loving it

[@CStuekey87]

This guy is good. Gonna go find some more of his stuff rn!

[@andrewscolnic4986]

This was a perfectly composed and delivered set I was truly laughing the entire time

[@MrRast0r]

"Ever lost an arguement so hard, you become a fan?" can relate. Unrelated to that though, i became a fan just now!

[@ZachVanHarrisJR]

*”Wow, his jokes just fly off the page; he has Eagle Witt!” 😉🦅📜✍🏾 - MELL DUNEY 616*

[@fyutch]

That’s a freakin flawless set 😂😂

[@Duel-too-the-Death]

That set was just straight through 🔥 No low points

[@queenrudshel]

I can tell he is naturally funnyyyy 😂😂

[@BlackfootBill]

Old girl was holding onto that Taylor Swift pain lmao

[@galacticwarlock2271]

He is 100% on Kanye. It is love and hate and his school did these people get refunds.

[@Todayistomorrow7214]

He always been funny since we were kids

[@MarqDaddy]

Yo this dude was spittin.

[@ianisles2537]

Hey Eagle! I didn't know you were doing TV spots &c, but it isn't really a surprise. You've always been cool and I'm happy to see you getting success

[@Peachtreedishes]

Hi Ian, I saw your message and wanted to say hi. I saw eagle’s name pop up and was so happy. I heard from him recently and couldn’t wait to see new material. I’m happy he’s getting success too. 😊

[@binxbinx7322]

damn ian i better not find out yall used to hate on bro when he was small lmaooo

[@DieLitDio]

@@binxbinx7322 Awww et tu ian

[@LinuxHurts]

This guy is getting GOOD.

[@Lifestyle_withsk]

The whole bit was funny every single joke lmao I don’t know him now I wanna know more lol.

[@Hyde0900]

I remember seeing him in times Square Years ago on a whim and so glad I did. He was hilarious then and even funnier now. So proud of his growth. ❤❤

[@Alexrg12345]

Instant fan, this guy has great energy on stage

[@uninvincibleete]

i'm laughing so hard i'm *sweating* lmaoooo

[@vernontk]

the bob dylan bait & switch was perfect

[@shaunvalentines4252]

yeah nah..the only thing that pissed me off about this is that it wasnt longer lol. Ive been literally coughing hard as hell until my chest hurt from laughing the WHOLE TIME. I really hope this dude blows up im extremely interested now hahaha