I've Never Seen Something This Horrible

[@FreekUnique]

That poor gal is absolutely fighting for her life up there, feels like she's being held hostage at cringepoint

[@zwitter_zwitter]

held hostage at cringepoint 💀💀💀💀

[@AnubisX3]

😂🤣💀

[@ThisIsMyYouTubeHandle69]

Like a slice of pizza in a house full of Italians

[@SuperPurplePancakes]

@Turn It Up Seemed like an umcomfortable/nervous laugh to me

[@arcanefire7511]

She's even more cringe than him

[@axeraw3813]

This literally healed my social anxiety like no situation where i was awkward or cringe can live up to this

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@DonCrack97]

Wow thats uplifting, I didn't thought about that, thank you random person on the Internet

[@samfinnell6070]

Awe :)

[@carrie8756]

:’) same

[@ronaldnixon5049]

@@ItzMalick stop

[@deftrascal1626]

the lady screaming after everything they said probably couldn’t bear how uncomfortable it’d be if there was no noise and just stuck with the bit, what an american hero

[@Ascending4]

She took one for the team. Mad respect

[@Eve_gothgirl]

Charlie should just start screaming at every person he talks about on his videos

[@michaelelam9779]

He definitely paid that lady to do that 😂

[@proverbs5581]

@@Ascending4proly a feminist

[@Ascending4]

@@proverbs5581 😂😂 nah son

[@sigma--boss7098]

Shoutout to that ONE woman in the entire audience trying her best to hype up the "roasts" by yelling and clapping at the end of every sentence. If it wasn't for her the silence would've been deafening!

[@jaffaesque]

There’s always one drunk white chick…

[@Dyrock666]

Not the hero we deserved

[@isabelamogosanu7777]

i went to a comedy show once... dude spent an entire set making insect jokes and a group of lady's in the front row did alll the clapping.

[@VampiresAreRealGuys]

i dont think yall are fans of comedy... yeah this wasnt great but not bad for what it was

[@Buggolious]

​@@VampiresAreRealGuysno it was pretty bad, comedy fan or not won't change anyones opinion

[@Chad_Losey]

Tells her she looks like his cousin Follows it up with a "you wanna make out" This truly is a one of a kind performance

[@chrish8111]

Like what the fuck was he thinking T_T

[@GalaxyStandard77]

@@chrish8111 throwing shit at the wall and praying it sticks.

[@nymphology44]

he looks like the kind of guy to have repressed feelings for his cousin

[@powerfullpummel6417]

@@nymphology44 whos a guy

[@nymphology44]

@@powerfullpummel6417 def noodles 😭 sorry i should’ve clarified

[@Tpelz]

The person that screams after every joke is probably the funniest thing about this video

[@iheartsunshine]

ikr, shit had me dying the first few screams

[@olliedee]

I think you're playing a bit fast and loose with the term 'joke'

[@von3363]

"9/11!" "WOOOOO"

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

They're doing the lord's work, the undeserved elation helps balance out my urge for death

[@redrob6026]

Imagine how much they're loving life if they laugh at this

[@ilz_y]

“You’re like my cousin if he were a girl.” Clearly this man is on a level of humour that humans are not evolved enough to understand.

[@taylorhope4651]

He said "if you were a girl". Implying that she looks like a man

[@Shazoo1997]

''Your girlfriend look like my mom''

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

*devolved

[@SquishySharkTV]

Yeah, that was actually the best joke in the whole show. Absolutely destroyed her.

[@smartyjonez5470]

That’s actually a funny line

[@violinsinthevoid4579]

10:00 that joke is so cringe that somebody in the audience screams in abject horror and agony. The human body cannot withstand this degree of cringe.

[@nikitajames2686]

Really?, That's it I'm calling the ambulance! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😬😂😂

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

They just fuckin exploded like rorscharch from watchmen

[@yuki97kira]

Whoever they are.they cringe so bad..their soul left their body

[@quintonporter270]

No, even worse, I think the girl screaming actually found the joke funny.

[@splits8999]

it sounds like the fucking dead by daylight scream

[@SoCloseToToast]

This video was 15 minutes of me trying make it through the 2nd hand embarrassment

[@pedesettrik]

Go rap in black ops 2, funny beatbox man

[@bobgoatfrog]

He only made it through 15 minutes

[@metformin3154]

I had to unplug my mouse to stop myself from pausing it

[@kappa6550]

The amount of cringe is making me sweating

[@roach9397]

@@tenwke1444 Found the guy who doesn’t get the joke

[@dirkuhdirk5534]

I cannot imagine being in that "crowd". The discomfort and cringe they all felt must have been several orders of magnitude greater than anything they've ever felt before

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0

[@chibaleet]

@@I_quit_trolling_now i was just about to ask

[@chibaleet]

Ohh forget its bait stuff

[@Timmothy_plays]

@Gummy Frogs Well that's Twitter,.. they find Amy Schumer's jokes hilarious so the bar isn't exactly high for them!

[@Dell-ol6hb]

I’d have just left, $15 isn’t worth staying around to see that shit show to get my money’s worth. I’ll just cut my losses and leave

[@hollbeckghyll817]

"He went to comedy school" was a better joke itself than anything at that "roast".

[@gabrielle9412]

When Charlie said “this is like terrorism” I was literally trying to come up with something that makes me react this viscerally and that hit the nail on the head.

[@sholem_bond]

Why do you think they brought up 9/11? LOL

[@gabe.t2030]

This feels like if the two nervous, anxious teens were in a new friend group and trying to fit in where forced to rap battle each other but they failed to be funny and receive validation.

[@andiebiscuit]

this is so incredibly specific and yet it perfectly describes the situation

[@reireiichi8980]

Reminds me that i used to intentionally fail at doing things, to look ridiculous and make my classmates laugh because I just couldn't fit in at all. I wish I could erase that time of my life.

[@2Kraykray]

@@GelatoooBuzzz it just feels like that

[@destroycraft1735]

I really hate how accurate you were...

[@heartsforluci4]

@@GelatoooBuzzz You missed the point.

[@desykee3088]

This feels like when you and your 2 cousins set up a “talent show” for everyone on thanksgiving, go into a room in the back for an hour preparing for your big moment, and hold your family hostage while they eat, forcing them to watch you sing a karaoke version of a song you only know the chorus to and mumble the rest of the verses while dancing off beat and “strumming” a rock band controller guitar.

[@madsxaeaii9373]

That was very specific. Is there anything you need to get off your chest?

[@desykee3088]

@@madsxaeaii9373 🤣🤣

[@TecTitan]

@@desykee3088 these poor bastards recorded and publicized it live tho

[@soracat6255]

So...did this happen to you, or did you perform this oblivious torture on your family? Regardless, my condolences lol

[@TGolden509]

Why did this unlock some old cringe memories of me as a child 😭😂😂

[@ailuromantic]

that girl sounds like shes having a panic attack the entire time shes breathing so damn hard like shes about to start bawling. it hurts to hear

[@jasonmaurella2]

No comments just 344 people agreeing with you gotta love it

[@violetwade6528]

@@jasonmaurella2 yes.

[@horaceosirian8993]

Curled up in the foetal position on the floor after accidentally Superman double-punching herself in the nuts, uncontrollably liquid projectile shitting herself, spinning around like a catherine wheel, rapidly melting and rendering down into a steaming black noxious liquid giving off a high-pitched sibilant hiss that sounds like God's temper boiling over, which eventually leaves a blacker-than-black burned stain on the floor that reads *_THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE_* in Ancient Babylonian Pokemon Cunieform.

[@The13thRonin]

@@horaceosirian8993Amazing comment. Restored my faith in humanity.

[@SlickGames2-gd5jw]

homestuck pfp

[@kimmyfreak200]

this set makes The Room look like an oscar winner masterpiece

[@justin_sanchez_]

The Room is a masterpiece

[@DrVanNostrand01]

You're tearing me apart LISA

[@sweetnumb]

... what? The Room didn't actually win several Oscars?!

[@03kurri80]

Tommy Wiseau is coming out with another movie soon

[@arthurkern6662]

that nervous chuckle she does everytime she tells a joke like shes not sure if its funny or not

[@numpty94]

When an introvert tries to roast someone

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

[@kevinlai9720]

Well, someone's gotta laugh at her jokes

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐵🐵🐵🐵 PREEETUVVYHJKNJKJ

[@redmoonrise6507]

at 12:36 people in the chat are using tomato emojis LMAO

[@mentallyillfinger]

I love when Def has nothing to say he immediately starts sexualizing the other person on stage and calls it comedy.

[@fuziontonygaming]

That’s why this roast show is garbage, they only go for looks or sexual remarks since they don’t know the other person and can’t form a good roast.

[@GrandRizzard]

@@drderelict yeah but they arent clever so its creepy

[@Cbd_7ohm]

@@GrandRizzard I can see you

[@equidistanthoneyjoy7600]

@@drderelict Yeah, but the difference is, those rappers don't pause for 10 seconds to think, and their roasts rhyme. The roasts themselves are mostly secondary, the winner is ultimately decided on by delivery; and christ was the delivery in this fucking awful, constant pauses and stops and everything is poorly said.

[@al8951]

@@drderelict wtf

[@shannon7646]

This literally is like an episode of The Office where Michael would host a comedy roast without knowing wtf a roast actually is jesus christ

[@samtheman123]

Well, that does happen in the show

[@CalibDelacruz]

@@samtheman123 I think they just worded it weird.

[@toriooo]

oh my god yes

[@elliesmith8139]

I bet thats what he was going for!! I mean that's the only thing that makes sense, I refuse to believe any human being is this unaware, cringey & embarrassing!!...I just can't believe it..i just cant!!

[@Reioa]

*Stress Relief Pt. 2 has Entered the Chat*

[@delee8407]

I will say the dude made me laugh with the " .. you have a vest on in the summer time..."

[@TryMyMartini]

Yep. That was pretty much it.

[@stephanyampolsky7187]

That dude was the closest thing to funny in the whole vid

[@SnicklefritzdoesYT]

I liked him, he could be a comedian

[@elgringo1893]

It's actually interesting on a psychological level as to why it's so hard to watch something like this. It seems like this entire set needs to be saved for scientific research.

[@MissMarvel_]

It's called secondhand embarrassment

[@LoisoPondohva]

@@MissMarvel_ yeah, but on this level of power it can actually attract attention of some MKUltra type of black ops to be used as a weapon.

[@MissMarvel_]

@@LoisoPondohva it is indeed that devastating. in order to survive i had to mute AND skip parts of this video

[@Jackson-pu7gd]

@@LoisoPondohva yeah true that... this level of cringe could be used as an "enhanced interrogation" technique at guantanamo bay

[@chikntendie]

I think Veritasium or Vsauce did a video on this topic and it’s because social awkwardness is processed in the same part of our brain that registers physical pain.

[@theggamer538]

Charlie: "I saw how horrible it was, and I had to share it with you" I like your sadism Charlie

[@quillclock]

classic saying "misery needs company"

[@crackedemerald4930]

The G gamer lmao

[@Kidey11]

Here before the bots infect this comment.

[@perseperse1237]

I like you masochism

[@hi-nb5yk]

Q

[@keiranw9257]

props to the person screaming after every joke the hero we didn't want but needed

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@Weavaloid]

@@ItzMalick spamming your message in the comments is more cringe than this First Super Roast Battles video.

[@goldenfurniture123]

lol!

[@corimoon3360]

@@Weavaloid I’m saying like dude honestly needs to STFU! I’m bout to start spamming they ass!

[@mikehazen2745]

False… this performance is several levels of cringe higher than this cringey content creator

[@CandiceDaniellee]

This really could not have gone worse

[@XJokermanX]

Well it could people could have died

[@l.pricetag.5207]

@@XJokermanX that would have improved it.

[@jrmartinez6748]

@@XJokermanX im sure they wanted to die

[@goofyrat2938]

These replies are killing me 💀

[@XJokermanX]

@@dc-ws9zl what?!??!!

[@Ludovicus1769]

“You’re like my cousin, if he were a girl.” “You wanna make out?” “So you’re a lesbian by choice?” “I’m not white.” 👏👏👏

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@meowrosie4886]

😭😭

[@olivedzuni5051]

really advanced humor there

[@Web720]

Reminds me of that old Penguinz0 rap video, where the dude calls him gay and say "as a matter of fact" a lot and the other dude kept saying "I don't even know" a lot.

[@nadinerusso0808]

thankfully all the middle aged women who have been enjoying his thirst traps now have the opportunity to simulate exactly what it would be like to go on a date with dennis.

[@TheGreatChrisB]

I feel so bad for that girl. She will think about this event every single night right as she falls asleep for the rest of her life.

[@Caetlind97]

As she should

[@fishie3799]

Charlie censored the part at the very end when the girl shouts a no-context slur into the mic. He accidentally played it on stream lol.

[@peacefrog9306]

@@fishie3799 what slur?? lmfao

[@fishie3799]

@@peacefrog9306 The guy says "you're gonna get me banned on Twitch" or something to that effect, and she just screams "F**GOT!" into the mic, unprompted lol. Charlie immediately had to close the video down on stream and say he didn't know she yelled a slur. Oops.

[@TheGreatChrisB]

@@fishie3799 oh, so maybe she's a degenerate like the dude hosting it, whatever his name was

[@Zer0san]

They can finally stop using waterboarding as a torture technique. It's clearly not as effective as showing them this full "Roast Battle."

[@soracat6255]

Super effective on people with social anxiety. I'm getting such a concentrated dose of second-hand embarrassment that I paused 3.5 mins in to take a break in the comment section lmao. The future of torture is now.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@soracat6255 even ppl without social anxiety, its just as horrible. But as someone with it yeah I couldnt stand it

[@Lyander25]

This genuinely made me laugh more than anything in the actual show. Only seen the highlights of it here but I can't imagine it got much better.

[@kevtlee08]

Showing them this would be considered inhumane

[@conndor2753]

Girl sounded like she A. was held at gunpoint (or her family/loved ones were) B. didn't want to be here, but was told to socialize despite her near crippling anxiety C. Both.

[@msg3134]

I cant believe I'm afraid of being judged for my actions when there's people that do shit like this and aren't even phased lmfao.

[@BuckScrotumn]

Right??? Like I would die to have that superpower.

[@Noneofyourbusiness57817]

I wouldn’t say he isn’t phased. He’s in the middle of a mental breakdown right now

[@skycastoasis2445]

Seriously how do these people not care

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

Literally shamelessness is something of a superpower idk how they can do it I'd die 😂

[@centerfield6339]

Luckily on the internet I can tell you it's "fazed' and you don't have to be embarrassed!

[@PrestonFrankel]

Easy ways this could've been rescued: - Drinks provided - Hosted at a bar (with the cooperation of the bar) - Anyone allowed to come up - Time limit set for each person - Queue of people so they have material ready And a ton more yet none of them seemed to occur to Def Noodles

[@evanneff7776]

So just Kill Tony, then? haha

[@alexjae1901]

Me and my man go to a bar that sets it up like this and it’s just amazing If it’s awkward it won’t last long And always helps to be drinking to some jokes :,D

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@PrestonFrankel]

@@alexjae1901 Exactly, seems like a fun thing to do with a friends

[@jordannietos]

I think the alcohol was the problem

[@OnePieceRooster]

I don't think that poor girl will ever recover from this. I lose sleep at night thinking about dumb things I've said in front of just a handful of people as a kid, couldn't imagine an immortalized video on the internet in front of hundreds of thousands, probably millions.

[@mightymeatymech]

Same,,,,,, I felt like she was about to break down the whole time 😭😭😩

[@stupididiot9336]

@@mightymeatymech same, it was painful to watch

[@why7189]

I dont think any of them prepared beforehand. Most celeb roasts are written ahead of time, only some people are able to come up with good spontaneous roasts. I dont think any of them even prepped beforehand 😭

[@alexx7509]

Just to have a stranger on the internet hyper analyze the situation 🤣🤣

[@garlicyum]

she looked like pryor next to limp noodle

[@faefiercevulpine6990]

The girl…honestly did amazing for how terrible a situation this was for her, like she wasn’t super funny but for being stuck on the spot for cringe history, she held her own

[@ShintoArt]

Charlie truly is a connoisseur of cringe, he's like an archeologist digging' up lost relics.

[@SheepyIsSleepy]

"lost relics" he's watching a stream from like a day ago

[@Eilhea]

@@Aneliuse I'm struggling as well 😖

[@fiabands]

He literally said this was trending on twitter

[@ironsam2381]

this relic shouldve stayed lost.

[@RandomUser8P]

Less like discovering a long lost relic, more like coming across an absolute gem that happened to be freshly developed

[@ubernet5345]

This feels like the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Dee tries to teach a comedy class in a run-down office.

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0

[@rawmaw]

Yesh this is literally the Dee gets popular episode

[@Paulblartlover]

Damn man you're a bot magnet

[@yoshatabi]

fuck these bots man

[@Someone6580]

@ٴ no you didn’t you look like a discord mod go talk to your underage kittens

[@CaptainJacksIsland]

I like how they went through the trouble of getting a room with a tall ceiling, having professional lightning and a nice brick backdrop just to render it all pointless with a zoomed out cam.

[@XJokermanX]

Xd

[@iamcarleigh1970]

LMFAO

[@1WEareBUFO1]

He built that wall

[@ObliviousWillow]

​@@1WEareBUFO1nope, Mexico did. MAGA2k24

[@GippyHappy]

Props to that one chick in the audience who is the only person having a good time

[@jaffaesque]

There’s always one drunk white chick.

[@MultiChrisjb]

Drugs.

[@ashdog9235]

@@MultiChrisjb damn, was going to say the same

[@MoralesCorner]

Not the brightest bulb

[@Random-sk6hm]

Her scream was the funniest thing there

[@deborahpriestley4739]

I've heard some people speculate that Def Noodles might have a humiliation fetish but that might be giving him too much credit for bombing this hard

[@polybius3821]

Oh, my god

[@smartyjonez5470]

Still funnier than Amy Schumer

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0

[@pogpogpurinn]

And the fact he was just agreeing with all the things the girl said lmao, hes supposed to roast her, but he was just like "yeah u rite, wanna make out?"

[@305backup]

@@smartyjonez5470 shes so funny, every time amy shumer talks about her vagina i seriously lose my shit

[@AndreAlessiCastro]

This feels like watching an Oblivion NPC trying to land a joke

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

[@QueenieKoopa]

Npc's got better jokes tho

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@The13thRonin]

STOP CRIMINAL.

[@ivanl.8054]

This was painful. Not even Charlie could make me tolerate it. If there's a part 2 my heart goes out to the chat that Charlie sits down and forces to watch. Godspeed Twitch chat.

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

[@gloomsi]

same, i literally cant watch it LMAO

[@ddemonetized3689]

@@Vaultboythefightingmachine Mingala hungan shmikila shmak? DELA BE HUNGU BUNGU!!!

[@ragey_8000]

I was there for this stream, chat (including myself) were in pure agony and shrieking for the world to end. It felt like my soul was a slug getting salt poured on it. I can't imagine surviving a part 2

[@flexinthesehoes2155]

Almost as cringey as the rap battles he watched years ago lol

[@luzicarious]

I'm actually jealous of the people who attended this beautiful mess

[@ericcam5556]

"this is not a roast, its an aggressive conversation at the lunch table". couldn't be more accurate

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

This would be fun if it weren’t filmed, everyone is just drunk, and it could be vaguely remembered as a fun event to everyone who attended.

[@Terratetradon]

i mean its still funn

[@Deathmare235]

Being drunk is not enough they need to be high on meth, crack, cocaine

[@manialord1699]

Only for those who blacked out

[@holdmacat9932]

Wasn't filmed* Were = more then one (we, they, them, you) Was = one person (me, you, he, she, it) IT wasn't filmed

[@sati]

@@holdmacat9932 🤓

[@Tvd97]

Insult comedy is honestly an art, and the one thing this did is make me respect those that are good at it, because good lord was this bad.

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

[@BigOwl51]

@@I_quit_trolling_now iM bEtTeR tHaN pEnGuInZeR0 rOfLcOpTeR

[@dr.funkenstein9790]

Don Rickles was the king of roasting people. Even people he didn’t know

[@guccidonbuzzflightyear4440]

Y’all gotta watch battle rap

[@rickeykoga2312]

It was bad, but it wasn't THAT bad. Some parts were cringe but the constant pausing was too much

[@mikayla1292]

the way they’re just silently standing there is painful

[@California_Doge]

If his goal was to produce cringe, then he would be a genius.

[@nova_steric1749]

I agree

[@imonke5303]

Cringe sells.... but who's buying??

[@michaelrogers7386]

This felt like food poisoning.

[@nova_steric1749]

@@imonke5303 companies buy ads. The only reason why clout is valuable.

[@filthyrobby3215]

He is literally the Jeff Bezos of cringe production

[@patricksweeney6354]

Def; "we are closing the show" Girl for no reason; "NINE ELEVEN!" the best terrible moment in the set saved for last.

[@LucasTheF]

(crowd cheers)

[@ДатКоолГуи]

Oh God that was just amazing

[@Tw0Dots]

her & that blaccent need the leave to planet. So cringe

[@Ocidad]

Thats just like rotten cherry on top 👌

[@HankThePimpHill]

"ME SOLOMON GRUNDY kind of...drop the ball on that one..."

[@MeowMeow-on2lj]

Charlie warning us for 3+ minutes and actually waiting to hear just how awful this was was in fact the most nerve wracking thing I've done today

[@Jraw239]

My heart is pounding omg

[@subtleknife1]

I’m actually proud of myself for making it through the whole video

[@magicloaf8378]

@@subtleknife1 Same. I was LITERALLY taking a breather every time he paused the video

[@_EatShit_]

This roast battle is almost as cringe as anime weeb incels

[@Add_me_in_Osrs]

He only paused it every 3 seconds 💀💀💀💀

[@ericlane3256]

11:00 Charlie’s immediate disappointment after cheering him on is 10x funnier than anything said in that Def Noodles video

[@freakyykid101]

I’m sorry Charlie, I couldn’t get through this with you.

[@Kidey11]

We have failed 😞

[@jayspace2905]

@true gaymer your memory

[@parzingtheasian]

i couldn't either, had to stop halfway and come back to finish it off

[@sweatyslapfight7900]

I just got to the halfway point after splitting it through the last few days. It hurts

[@kraaiwaker8312]

5 minutes in, it isn't even painful for me but more just genuinely uncomfortable and un-enjoyable if that's even a word lol

[@LoveTaps63]

"You look like my cousin if he was a girl" **moments later** "Wanna make out?"

[@professionalamateur417]

Charlie is the only guy that can turn something horrifying into something actually entertaining.

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0

[@bushyness9745]

Exactly

[@Billybobrecovered]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok?

[@emil8025]

Couldnt say this better

[@bushyness9745]

@@I_quit_trolling_now bro you really posted like 700 comments saying that and have like 2 subs

[@KarpetBurn]

I normally cringe very easily at public stunts like this, but honestly this just sounds like my two younger siblings arguing, just throwing nothing burgers at each other trying to make the other one cry.

[@drayott-jr]

Nigga which one of yo siblings threatening to make out with eachother 😭😭😭

[@IftiAlam1999]

The level of endurance Charlie has while watching these horrible content is just crazy. I legit skipped parts of the video just cuz I couldn't listen to any of them. It's terrible.

[@hugocanuto6981]

""these horrible stuffs"" ☝️🤓

[@Eclipse_NT]

@@hugocanuto6981 maybe english isn't their first language, ever think about that?

[@satanicshut-in9618]

@@Eclipse_NT I think they were mocking the person above em dude 😔👌

[@hugocanuto6981]

@@satanicshut-in9618 Yes

[@imsentinelprime9279]

Must be one sheltered life you live if this is the worst thing you've seen.

[@JustWowNick]

I love how when the one girl says “You look like you woke up in a dumpster” someone in the audience shrieked. Probably because the jokes were so bad they were were actually dying.

[@gotyourmamalade]

Great comment 😂

[@DoomSlayersNephew7270]

🤣🤣

[@I_quit_trolling_now]

I’m better than penguinz0

[@randomidkreal]

the moment their souls left their bodies

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

People in the back rolls having seisures from the cringe.

[@noamont9936]

i know the breath of fresh air when they left that building was fucking incredible

[@logancoleperez]

god this took physical years off my life, literally every moment of it, the awkward exhaling into the microphone made me wish i had not left the primordial soup

[@cinder1667]

lmao

[@hah-no.]

Your pfp says it all 😭

[@belladonna442]

what u said makes sense, im probably gonna die sooner now and honestly it wasnt worth kt

[@worldchamp1999]

i went bald in the 1st half. whats next

[@kimmyfreak200]

yah me too...i think i'll watch THE ROOM cuz tommy wiseau would be a big improvement at this point

[@cros2069]

I've never laughed harder before. "You're like my cousin... if he was a girl". What was that supposed to mean? I'm actually in tears

[@LegiamasC-OnTwitta]

It’s like people are supposed to know the cousin💀

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture270]

DONT READ MY USERNAME

[@rowanmelton7643]

Think he's calling her masculine

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Def Noodles clearly wants to bang his cousin

[@ShanaNVallejo]

The level of secondhand embarrassment that this caused me has to be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

[@brandonr593]

That lady screaming “WOOOO” after every line is living life differently man.

[@ItzMalick]

Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@ThomasSantosCanal1]

Shout-out yo whoever was screaming in every joke, it actually helped make the experience more bearable lmfao

[@dangerzone3521]

"you're shirt is ugly" "woooooooo"

[@DrakeOola]

That's actually just human bender, it's just air escaping from his fat folds making that sound...

[@elizabethtrudgill3567]

I think that person was constantly being dragged back to their seat kicking and screaming.

[@xnng]

@@elizabethtrudgill3567 this made me laugh more than any of the “roasts” lol

[@elizabethtrudgill3567]

@@xnng Happy to help.

[@catkilled]

I was just feeling super embarrassed about getting yelled at at work earlier, and now watching this I realize I can’t hold a candle to the pure humiliation of this whole event

[@TakiMomoify]

I'm sorry you got yelled at, that fuckin sucks :(

[@masond7573]

That sucks, sorry to hear. Stupid boss or a customer?

[@catkilled]

@@masond7573 stupid boss. No worries tho, im quitting soon

[@catkilled]

@@TakiMomoify it does, also thank you

[@masond7573]

@@catkilled thats unfortunate, but you'll be happier somewhere else. Don't settle until you're happy

[@Rigbyyyy]

"Aggressive conversations at the lunch table." Hit it right on the nail.

[@DWN037]

That woman comitted the cardinal sin, saying "uhhh" while trying to roast someone if you do that at any point, you've immediately lost

[@LegiamasC-OnTwitta]

What about that legendary video where that was the whole joke

[@DWN037]

@@LegiamasC-OnTwittaNormally I would argue but there's no way to refute boom bam bop bada bop boop POW

[@ikilledkennyubastard7053]

She actually won though lol

[@danielmaster8776]

I'd be like "Ra-ra-ra-ra-roast, turn to toast."

[@-.__328]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok I won't then

[@brizwastakened]

Def noodles: "you remind me of my cousin is he was a girl" Def noodles 5 seconds later: *...so you wanna makeout?*

[@coralrose5754]

Hold up-

[@ninjafrog6966]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@dopesickdog]

🤢

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

@@coralrose5754 WAIT A MINUTE.

[@RoastPost]

@@UltimaKeyMaster put a little loooove in it

[@alexspeakman761]

This girl sounds like she's about to break into tears at any moment.

[@manialord1699]

Nah you have her wrong, she's the real champ

[@lukejax1407]

She was actually just having way to much fun imo hahah. She didn't really know what was going on. She didn't even know she won hahah. Surprisingly she is an actual comic who works in the area

[@wompppwompwomppp]

@@lukejax1407 she's a comic??????????

[@masrr3678]

@@lukejax1407 she was garbage

[@mentallyhealthy3241]

😭

[@magnusblitz2311]

“You wanna make out?” “No” “I knew it” Evidently, this man is on a different astral plane that we, lowly mortals, cannot comprehend. He is truly the connoisseur of comedy.

[@definitelyajaegerist861]

I’m so glad Charlie does commentary during these videos because I genuinely don’t think I’d be able to get through these without his fucking amazing dry humor

[@Vaultboythefightingmachine]

Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

[@insertsomethingfuni2617]

My fucking god these bots

[@knuteknoll6747]

KZbin seems to think this is fine. I dont understand why yall got a problem w it :)

[@ItzMalick]

Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@definitelyajaegerist861]

It’s actually not that bad tbh

[@mustachionut102]

He isn’t even fighting he’s just agreeing “You’ve got grey hair” “I know cause I’m old”

[@sarads7877]

That’s cause it’s way easier than trying to come back with... well, something that is an actual come back

[@MultiChrisjb]

@@sarads7877 you mean something like, "MY PUSSY, 9/11, AMIRIGHT!!?".

[@peepo2560]

"you have grey hair" "yeah, can't argue with that"

[@tux75]

I didn’t even pay for this and I STILL feel like I got scammed

[@derrypurnamasari3921]

@Muscleman8562 keep eating more and show it to us so you can get more views

[@David_Jones8112]

That sounds like the exact polar opposite of the Bourne movie theme song.

[@SirRandomKnight]

Hey the people who went got time on there life scammed I could be shitting on the toilet and it'd be more productive and enjoyable then the show

[@nicholdyer570]

this reply section is loaded with bots

[@aptspikeybird1005]

@ahhhcool This bot was just too far

[@RavenRose1987]

You can really taste how insufferable it is when Charlie cringes so hard it sounds like he's about to cry

[@bigblacksal367]

God, this is fucking horrific. I almost cried from secondhand embarrassment. The way she says 9/11 at the end totally unprovoked absolutely kills me. Jesus Christ.

[@doodlebob8287]

WHY DID SHE KEEP SAYING IT OVER AND OVER WITH NO CONTEXT

[@treyingram]

when did she say 9/11 IM DEAD

[@Adam-xyz]

Def: you guys- girl: 9/11!!!!

[@Kiahsoahsnjs]

Her screaming and blaccent is like the cherry on top

[@ДатКоолГуи]

@@Kiahsoahsnjs yeah their energies kinda match lmao

[@gruenenator]

As terrible as her roasts were, I gotta give credit to the girl, "Emo Shaggy" is pretty on point.

[@Evanz111]

Emo shaggy definitely made me laugh, nailed that one

[@fuziontonygaming]

It’s actually pretty accurate, he’s mentally losing it and is high off his mind.

[@andresortega8775]

Oh no u were in the crowd

[@honeyswann]

Emo shaggy was the only one that made me puff air out my nose

[@HappyDayZ0]

@@andresortega8775 it was being streamed I doubt it

[@RETIREDAMATUER]

The salt shaker joke from SpongeBob is classic, don’t ever compare something so putrid and foul to such a great well thought out joke

[@PeterParkerFr]

@@Raya-ir4tm salt in the wound there pal?

[@some_girl_33]

Why So Salty?

[@arisufizu5698]

Well played

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@Joe_Yacketori]

Yeah it's actually a good joke. "You fill them up every night, and where does it all go?" If you've ever worked at fast food, you get it.

[@Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc]

The lady screaming was literally funnier than the entire “stand up” set

[@membola]

I wonder if sociopaths can feel awkward and cringe at something like this, or do you need a sense of empathy

[@loopymomy2532]

You have to feel empathy because you would feel bad for people when you are cringing.

[@Smoothalcoholic]

I feel nothing

[@smackpopcrackysmak8337]

@@Smoothalcoholic that’s deep 🖤 😈😈😈😈

[@mushrooni]

@@smackpopcrackysmak8337 🥀⛓️🖤🖤

[@shannond5350]

They’re all sociopaths then

[@frankjournal340]

When she says “no” at 12:50 it sounds like she broke character just to reject him

[@ItzMalick]

Yoo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@3j33]

@@ItzMalick gave you a sub my g

[@Garm_Hound]

She sounded afraid.

[@formeridiot8641]

Asked to make out after comparing her to his cousin😭

[@jahfrenelkins2978]

I like how she goes "yeah but you white" while also being as reflective as a mirror and blinding everyone around her

[@robertjuh]

that would've been a pretty great comeback acutally

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@mrpitman2428]

"yeah? well you black"

[@funfairordnance]

@@ItzMalick I don’t think this will grow your platform, dude. May I suggest you try some discord servers made for advertising?

[@MM-pq1uu]

“You’re like my cousin If he were a girl” Astronomical epiphany, Def Noodles.

[@FallingOutTheSky]

I love how you can say “it’s like that one SpongeBob episode” about literally any situation 💀

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@yungstizzle.]

@@ItzMalick bro stop just stop. Find a different way

[@user-ct3si6nl3c]

What about the h" ldomor?

[@kai6952]

@@yungstizzle. shush

[@jilliansmaniotto2326]

@@ItzMalick STOP

[@deecenoix4240]

Her just half panting half laughing after everything she said made it so much worse 💀

[@pimpmasterkirbo4383]

“You’re like my cousin if her were a girl” iconic joke, this one’s going down in history

[@Marco-qy3rw]

Would have been better if he said if she was a man

[@ghagzor]

@@I_quit_trolling_now I've reported every one of your comments

[@dude6658]

You know,George Carlin has been quite silent recently 😶

[@karama5562]

it might even be better than “Hold on, ain’t you Nathaniel B?”

[@michaelsnyman2800]

@@ghagzor you know that won’t change anything

[@Stogeyslapper]

Calling half of them fat when it’s like 8 people in the room is wild

[@thomasdoylejr7961]

“Your beard is gray” No mortal can ever understand the depth of that line, that line changed my whole life for the better.

[@ahedgehog9297]

Your comment looks like my cousin, if he were a comment.

[@thomasdoylejr7961]

@@ahedgehog9297 nice

[@doeeyes2]

Your beard is weird

[@nicholasgarcia399]

Call someone retarded without calling them retarded. A+

[@Tw0Dots]

@@doeeyes2 i understood that reference

[@nobodynowhere8061]

“you wanna make out?” “no.” “i knew it, that’s why i asked” the sheer amount of pure cringe made me feel like peeling my face off 😩

[@The13thRonin]

Can confirm. I am this guy's face. I ran away and started a new life.

[@darkwebgirl]

It's clear that he has outrageous amounts of stage fright. He can't even make himself say a joke he's so scared. That's why we hear him admit he's bombing out loud, his head was a paranoia salad thinking about how badly this was gonna go over online. Anybody who's ever performed anything knows, you just keep going. You just do something. You say anything. He could not make himself. He was about to shit his fucking pants.

[@TheAngriestReptileAlive]

I want to like your comment but I don't want to disrupt the sex number

[@personanonmaga5178]

"his head was a paranoia salad" I felt that

[@KotaBryce]

You have a way with words

[@lemongrabthesecond]

@@KotaBryce Agreed. Caroline, that was beautiful, lol.

[@deadsp3ctre]

come on caroline big up

[@romaverick]

He could have said "what's with the holes around you knees? had a job interview before this?". And when he said "you remind me of my cousin" she should have cut him off and said "is that why you're tryna f*&k me?". 2 minutes later he actually said "wanna make out?". I mean my jokes aren't that good but it's way better than what they came up with, could be them being nervous I don't know. Well done for trying.

[@Cathiina]

Hahahaha. Associating hole in pants by knee with jobinterview is hilarious. Gonna use it on my parents, they’ll love it :) Thanks!

[@madamek8656]

I appreciated “emo shaggy.” That was probably the best joke of the event, though that’s not saying much.

[@MarkkwitdaB]

nah she really got him with that one😹

[@Paprikacha]

That bar is embedded in the ground 😂

[@thetarantula0522]

My favorite moment is when he says “I’m not white” and just stops there and stands there, menacingly. She can’t comprehend the situation, the atmosphere becomes tense, this man, this creature has stated “I’m not white”. The horror in her eyes is palpable, she’s facing against a Lovecraftian being, cosmic horrors beyond imagination. She wonders for a couple seconds and stutters to respond “y-yea you are”…

[@kuiperbelt2488]

An eldritch God amongst mortals

[@loisthehedgehog7658]

Great comment

[@stupididiot9336]

And here i am, stuck wondering for the rest of eternity-- --"is he white?"

[@maisie9705]

Read this before I saw it but honestly it was so much worse than the comment

[@justabloke7222]

He’s Brazilian

[@TingTinga]

Jesus... I mean... Jesus... That poor girl, you can hear the bottomless anxiety she's going through. She definitely deserved to "win" at the end with what she had to go through.

[@stan8479]

Nah.

[@Olegabruh]

Nah

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

Nah

[@mahmutsala4523]

Nah.

[@TingTinga]

Nah

[@theftking]

I'm been afraid to watch this video for months. I just know the empathetic cringe will be too much to bare. I'm gonna do it tho...

[@DV-zv4ox]

It's been a while since I've felt the second hand embarrassment this strong. I genuinely have to pause every so often to give myself a break from it.

[@frightenedsoul]

@@DV-zv4oxI did the same thing by occasionally skipping ahead 10sec - I could barely take it

[@305backup]

One thing I love about Charlie is, like me, he has memorized every single Spongebob quote humanly possible and he relishes every opportunity to use them. It brings him joy to quote Spongebob and makes the situation even funnier to him. I truly relate to that impulse.

[@kara.drawss126]

Noice.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@P1T4Bot]

Same

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Nehoymenoy

[@Cube__TV]

"it's like an NPC malfunctioning" Charlie with the best roast of the episode

[@gigachad2437]

This radiates the same energy as when you stalk an NPC in a game just to see what their life is like

[@Axestil]

“9/11” WOOOOOOOOO💀

[@TheGenoYoshi]

This was super embarassing but the dude in the first set who had all those fat jokes made about him was actually pretty good at countering them with decently funny comebacks

[@oumakoki]

True he slayed

[@brody_1032]

@@oumakoki ate an left no crumbs

[@bingbong2531]

@@brody_1032 based album pfp

[@brodysla]

"you're wearing a vest in the summertime" lmfao

[@canevas1017]

I don't agree it was bad

[@Bambi_Sapphic]

Not even Charlie could get me to stop fast-forwarding this one, that's how insanely horrible it is.

[@daniellima4391]

I can't watch over 5 min because it is so painful to watch lol

[@sabre5807]

Damn I was wondering if I was gonna ff or not 😞

[@saklasnabal42069]

I listen to music every time he covers something like this, but I fail a lot to stay longer sometimes

[@ThePcHeadedGuy]

@@I_quit_trolling_now if you were better you wouldn't be using a bot.

[@ThePcHeadedGuy]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE k wont.

[@shayokami7410]

At one point I feel Charlie is like a dad going "You know there are bored children in other countries that would be thankful for this content."

[@fallensurvivor21]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@allys744]

The woman scream laughing in the audience at every joke is a legend. Unironically something I would probably do just to keep myself and everyone from dying of cringe

[@Nightgod284]

I’m so disappointed she didn’t use the circus line against him to call him a clown

[@TheMinorsRap]

The fact he is 37 and still after that many years of trying to do comedy, is still worse than most people you just pick off the street at random, is amazing It's like he picked the absolute worst thing he is at in life and made that his whole thing

[@banrap9369]

typical male

[@laurocoman]

He is male Amy Schumer.

[@vain.a]

This is identical to Unkle Adams, search him up

[@whateveryouwantmetobe1861]

@@laurocoman Thanks so fucking much for this comment. 🤣

[@Soma-xm1kj]

The thing is, he had a good thing going. Irrelevant News was fun, lots of people liked it... and then he got his Twitter back and just death spiraled suddenly and dramatically.