I've Not Seen South Park. Let's Play All of South Park: The Stick of Truth

[@RTGame]

If you can actually see this video, please enjoy it while you can because it may get taken down by KZbin go go GO a massive props to Cloe for extensive Goofy work on this. Loved this game and found it genuinely funny

[@StickMaster500]

RT is legally entitled to now watch every South Park episode so he can understand more of the unhinged references

[@Droub_]

Watch as this gets marked for kids because cartoon art style

[@TheBathrobeWizard]

I see you found cartman saying KZbin

[@CheerfulMars-wq3ls]

Dare you to play kingdom hearts on critical mode you can choose anyone of the games have fun😂

[@assfucker6997]

To anyone that reads the replies, am I the only one who remembered the finding Jesus movie series about the fish when they reached the Jesus side quest?

[@OwainBigGuy]

having cartman say "youtube" when he swears to keep with the running joke is impeccable great work

[@JeskidoYT]

We've all completely forgot that he says that towards the end 😂 like the one time another social network is mentioned in the whole game

[@Beunibster]

@@JeskidoYT There's also an entire episode about internet legends, guest-starring PewDiePie

[@KraylebStudios]

​@@Beunibsterso no one cool then

[@4wingedowl]

@@KraylebStudios well that was unnecessary

[@TordBot69]

@@4wingedowlthat was very necessary

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

My favourite joke in this game that I haven't seen anyone notice is that the entire mission to Canada is completely pointless because although the records are written in French the names are still the exact same

[@nightowl34571]

I have played this game all the way through three times and never realized that...

[@hobobohemian]

Well you do get some followers and learn new magic

[@CHRB-nn6qp]

@@hobobohemian Might not be pointless in terms of gameplay but it absolutely is in terms of story

[@Skullhawk13]

@@CHRB-nn6qpwell it’s Dire French. You know what that is right? It’s French…but Dire.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Damn, never thought about that. Canada overall was my favorite part of the game jokes-wise

[@stalesock4]

They used to call him the circumcision king back in college

[@GrabnokTD]

Cirkingcision

[@WackoMcGoose]

Aaaand that's me crossing my legs, thanks.

[@Celesthea]

Man your profile.. ​@@WackoMcGoose

[@eric2980]

What an unpleasant day to be cursed with the ability to read

[@C4L1BRON]

Why does circumcision sound like a magic spell

[@jackwales2980]

This feels like Dan really has just moved to south park like his character and is eternally baffled by the town's antics and it's wonderfully hilarious

[@JessInThe999]

Honestly if the kids on my street played a neighborhood wide rpg it would have made my childhood

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

I know! I wish my neighbours were that cool

[@captaincaspian42]

My neighbors and I used to play hunger games back when it was more recent/popular, and we usually had around 5-10 players. Eventually we stopped because the kid who supplied the nerf guns got mad we were using his stuff and told us to get our own.

[@antonyslaughter]

I have a feeling most kids wouldn't like being beaten with sticks and rocks

[@cerberusloki.9226]

​@@captaincaspian42You had a nerf arms dealer?

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

I agree, as long as they let me kill Cartman

[@F3uertrunk3n]

Fun fact: when the hall monitors are turned into nazi zombies, they wear a hitler youth armband instead of a normal nazi armband.

[@xyz3524]

That's fitting.

[@callmeturg1590]

Awww tray and matt being lore friedly

[@OntarioGuy430]

When fun facts aren't fun - but deeply disturbing.

[@callmeturg1590]

@@OntarioGuy430 and thats a fun fact

[@nikkiofthevalley]

I haven't watched South Park, and I'm only a few minutes into the video. What the hell am I watching?

[@theregularterrarian3933]

It was so funny when RT thought the Nazi Zombies were taking damage from attacking him because he picked Jew

[@JeskidoYT]

That would have been too extreme for the studio 😂

[@OriginalGameteer]

For what it's worth some later Jew weapons deal Holy damage which I think(?) is in fact effective against Nazi Zombies (and Gingers)

[@zdelrod829]

​@@JeskidoYTBut references to the Ku Klux Klan weren't?!?

[@pascaletje9]

I mean, all the "do more dmg while burning" are ww2 jokes. ​@@JeskidoYT

[@JeskidoYT]

@@OriginalGameteer huh. That's neat

[@grimbobagman4133]

28:00 'I don't think I'm gonna use Mr. Slave anymore!' Poor Dan had no idea what he was in for.

[@taco8951]

I couldn't wait for him to use him. I needed that reaction.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Everybody say "Thank You Cloé" for her incredible editing on this. It couldn't have been easy given the subject matter!

[@sonarchy5158]

So many things to censor, it's kinda goofy Thank you Cloé

[@King_Boo1779]

Thank you Cloé

[@FrozenCampbellSoup]

Thank you Cloé

[@BALDCATBOY]

Thank you Cloé 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@craftersshaft]

thank you cloé, the moment i heard cartman go KZbin i knew this would be amazing

[@pichugirl-me7tp]

being polite to jimmy and letting him finish his sentence without using the skip button is a MOOD

[@HazeEmry]

As someone who has a horrible time piecing together words to say out loud the times Jimmy was on and seeing everyone say "HOLD", "LET HIM COOK" and the like was oddly relieving and comforting. Like it took me a while even writing this unfortunately. Comfort? From South Park? Even I think it's hilarious but it's true lol

[@Elaniden]

@@HazeEmry iirc Jimmy isn't made fun of for being handicapped in all of South Park, they just treat him like any other kid

[@HazeEmry]

@@Elaniden damn... Wish that happened in real life.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

@@HazeEmry yeah.

[@bad-people6510]

I've literally never skipped it. The only things I've ever tried to skip in these games were things I had to do over (because of game stability issues usually) and that speech at the end about the UFO in Roswell where Cartman literally says "can we skip this? Is there a skip button or something?" Because I wanted to see if it would do something funny. Fun fact, you actually can't skip that part.

[@creeptrap3104]

"I've not seen South Park." I can't wait to see how many references go over his head and how bizarre some parts are uh...Without context

[@sugoistalin7809]

To be fair, even in context, they're not exactly... coherent, sometimes.

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

@@sugoistalin7809 It’s ok Stalin, you can say bad.

[@NotSeabaas]

my favorite will always be how Cartman is the "Grand Wizard" which is the title for the leader of the KKK

[@theboiyouddate5722]

​​@@NotSeabaasGenuinely, when I was watching this live it finally clicked with me why he was the "grand wizard". In fairness I haven't played this since middle school and didn't know about that, just that Koopa Keap was KKK.

[@dr.vikyll7466]

​@@NotSeabaas TBF he is fighting the goblins (another title in the KKK)

[@mothtransman]

it’s a small detail, but i love how the goofy censor in the final fight turns to watch whoever’s turn it is. incredible attention to detail cloe

[@StickMaster500]

I’m surprised that the majority of this video wasn’t just a Goofy censor, especially when it came to certain scenes. It would actually be hilarious if KZbin did a KZbin moment and marked this video as “For Kids” Massive props to Cloé for editing the highlights all together while enduring and taking down RT’s cursed editor note.

[@AndrewDickmeyer]

Helo Stickmaster :)

[@catherinevo6060]

Yeah, I love when that happens.

[@SeekerBaracadeous]

Literally have seen game trailers that have the "T for Teens" age rating in the 1st second of the video be marked for kids. KZbin moment.

[@invertebrado]

It is cartoon after all, it's kids stuff

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@invertebrado _Cas van de Pol has entered the chat_

[@Brokeassairpod]

I like how the grand wizard just isn’t even on RT’s radar because he’s not american😂

[@Mae_Renneburg]

I noticed that as well, it was hilarious. He didn't even notice the Triple-K thing.

[@zhuzhi-lang]

@@Mae_Renneburg he noticed it on stream but it got cut out of the video.. rip

[@donovanlocust1106]

​@@zhuzhi-langdamn

[@reddytoplay9188]

​@@Mae_RenneburgI think he did notice it even in this video, he reacted to them saying KKK

[@darkimpulse2829]

@@Mae_Renneburg Yeah, he didn't realise with the Kingdom name, but when Cartmen straight up said it he realised

[@pilarwolf8818]

Out of everything, I still think the most shocking fact about this game is that it was made by Obsidian

[@sigismasigisma]

oh my god

[@cosmiccomet2327]

Is that the famous obsidian block from a hit game Minecraft for PC, consoles, and mobile devices?

[@CMW003]

This fact makes me very sad actually

[@SpiceLettuce]

@@CMW003why

[@CMW003]

@@SpiceLettuce because obsidian is a developer I'm fond of and I've just never vibed with south Park humour so the association upsets me

[@aBendorff]

The fact that Cartman actually said youtube in the game and that was then used to censor his swearing is incredible

[@briankale5977]

Lmao it's so good with no context, "Wait, it's Tom Cruise?" - he's in the closet and wont come out.

[@zdelrod829]

DAD! TOM CRUISE IS REFUSING TO LEAVE THE CLOSET!

[@smugsuperoof4314]

“Tom, it’s time you come out of the closet!” “I’m not… I’m not in the closet.”

[@LockonKubi]

It's sad he missed the Christmas Critters though.

[@briankale5977]

@@smugsuperoof4314 You cant hide forever because the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard doesn't like your acting

[@ArtMares91]

I think he'd be more confused if Kanye popped up and went in there with him

[@Godzeller3143]

Honestly, using Disney IP to censor the images might be riskier than just showing the images being censored.

[@dertodd_4179]

I love how RT chose the status effect class just to make a big sword build in the end.

[@maacll4343]

I started with a mage end ended up just smacking fools with a massive dildo by the end... So i think that's just how south park playthroughs go

[@Kamirasu]

he REALLY got into circumcising though

[@syrusalder7795]

i'd argue he got some great circumvalue out of the jewish class tbh

[@jemandetwas1]

I feel like that's a thing in many games. At some point you inevitably end up with a sword build

[@spidey1100]

@@jemandetwas1 Dark souls: I dunno man, I kinda like magic build. Also Dark Souls: ~~|==========> = Magic.

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

Eric Cartman being “The Grand Wizard” of the “Kingdom of Kupa Keep” is one of the Woodrow Wilson moments of all time.

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

One of the last guys to hold that position was apparently a “Duke”

[@zes_ty_]

what's a woodrow wilson moment? /gen

[@overthinkit_]

@@zes_ty_Woodrow Wilson was an extremely racist President, which is unfortunately not uncommon in U.S. history, but he was _suuuper_ racist even by the standards of his time (he was Pre-1860s Racist* in the early 1900s). Among other things, he watched the infamously racist film _The Birth of a Nation (1915)_ in the White House and was a Triple-K sympathizer. Therefore, a "Woodrow Wilson moment" implies either the "Triple-K Klub" specifically**, or racism in general. _*For context, the American Civil War happened from 1861 to 1865._ _**For additional context: the official title of the "Triple-K Klub" is "Grand Wizard."_

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

@@overthinkit_ thank you for clearing that up for @zes_ty_ , I was going to say roughly the same thing, but you did it better than I could have. But yeah, as a libertarian, I heavily dislike the guy who created not only the espionage act(the thing Julian Assange was being charged with for helping bring light to misconduct and egregious crimes by the U.S. military) but also federal income tax. Wilson also resegregated the government, consolidated and granted more powers to the executive branch, and is responsible for not only the revival of the Kl*n, but also N*zi Germany due to letting France have its way with punishing Germany in exchange for joining the League of Nations(which the U.S. ended up not even joining anyway)

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

If you want to go further, the reason why places like North Korea, Viet Nam, Serbia, and basically everyone ever in the Middle East hates the U.S. is solely because of Wilsonian interventionism policies put in place by Wilson. Modern* Democrats hate him because he was the Bigot to end all Bigots, republicans hate him because he’s a democrat, a tyrant, robbed the MUCH better president Theodore Roosevelt from a third term, and is responsible for income tax. *up until 1970**, the Democrat party was very much the party of the CSA and very much against anti-LGBTQ and anti-immigrant. Many democrats still see race relations as a serious issue, with many calling for what is essentially segregation, however, now it’s less about being anti-minorities and more anti-white. **yes, many southern democrats attempted to filibuster and prevent the Civil Rights act of 1968 from passing, and 1970 is a generally clean number being the start of a decade. By then, many southern democrats saw the writing on the wall, and that attempt to block the bill would be the last big push by that subgroup.

[@scribbledoodle2003]

I absolutely love how the Jesus Summon is called "Crossfire"

[@xaf15001]

Oh wow I never caught that, that's amazing

[@CherryAccurate]

He didn't mean to kill them, they just got caught in crossfire

[@piefish1000]

The confusion of Tom Cruise being in Stan's closet is just fantastic

[@cailieisidro5758]

Made me laugh

[@Lucky52903]

My favorite part of these streams was when someone tried convincing RT to play the next game because it’s more SFW which convinced him not to even more, while that game is arguably so much more NSFW for completely different reasons.

[@gerriehetschaap1854]

Aww, did he say he's not going to play fractured but whole?

[@Lucky52903]

@@gerriehetschaap1854 he said he has no plans to play it in general, but especially so right after beating the stick of truth. He did say he loved the humor in the stick of truth and the gameplay, but he wasn't interested in FBW because it wasn't made by Obsidian.

[@the_enderslayer]

@@Lucky52903 huh thats unfortunate, especially seeing as most people view the second one as the better of the two

[@darcys842]

​@@the_enderslayeras a game its definitely better. But i think i prefer stick of truths writing and comedy

[@the_enderslayer]

@@darcys842 agreed, the story, while in both installments wacky and unhinged, is also way less interesting than in stick of truth

[@theazurefire91]

My favorite anime is the one where Hatsune Miku fought Nazi cows.

[@cailieisidro5758]

You like how Cartman is part of the Hatsune Miku anime?

[@siphona_will_eat_you]

She can do no wrong.

[@tiredteds5581]

can we all give cloé insane props for finding a sound bite of cartman saying youtube ? because that’s brilliant

[@menaatefadly]

Fortunately there was a sound bite in the game so she didn't need to look too far

[@sokolov49]

1:40:13

[@jovanhardianto4658]

Jewish Hatsune Miku is not what I expect to heard today

[@mishizhere7075]

**EMO** jewish Hatsune Miku

[@svenjaloher]

So excited for this, lets see how long KZbin is okay with this

[@skyesyd221]

Hm

[@assfucker6997]

There's demo footage of a straight-up p*** game that's not even age restricted, KZbin should be fine with this.

[@TwilightWolf2508]

Both vods are actually up on the archive with no restrictions lmfao

[@memeemporer11]

I remember jacksepticeye playing it. Whole ass ball sack on screen. Good times

[@meevins]

i mean this is a really old game that has had lets plays up on here for years. if they have a problem with this then they have to take all the other ones down to

[@odetoclear]

as a big south park fan it's so fun watching someone who doesn't know most of the characters/references play this

[@cailieisidro5758]

It’s very funny how they get so caught offguard. Also, South Park’s my favorite show

[@Droub_]

Hey! I’m Jewish. I can confirm that we can use special arts such as “Jew-Jitsu” and “Circum-Scythe” in real life!

[@justelliot4870]

SSSSHHH! Don't let them know, otherwise we lose the advantage over them

[@OriginalGameteer]

I'm not ready to face the Plagues irl

[@Droub_]

@@rorycannon7295 I am being serious delete your comment

[@placeholderdoe]

@@rorycannon7295yeah best to keep this fun, this is just not the place to talk about this

[@rayraymind]

@@rorycannon7295wow so edgy, joking about a genocide 🙄🙄🙄

[@blockhead134]

1:49:25 Context for the 2 people that dont know Chef was voiced by a scientologist who got real pissy about the scientology episode and quit. Because of that, they made an episode about a cult that Chef joins and then dies. This scene is them pissing on Chefs grave some more

[@Jynxxx5]

Actually his son came out to say he never really planned on quitting after Chef’s VA died due to a stroke. The Scientology people just spoke for him after he died.

[@xDarthSTYXx]

​@Jynxxx5 Umm he quit before he died. Don't make shit up.

[@SirRadington]

@@xDarthSTYXx he had the stroke before he died which caused him to have limited mobility and speaking capability. his associates(who were also scientologists) quit on his behalf, and then he died later.

[@xDarthSTYXx]

@@SirRadington He was able-bodied when he quit the show. Don't spread lies.

[@combatbenyamin]

​@@xDarthSTYXx Bro you can easily look this shit up. Spreading lies yourself lmao

[@foxdude7083]

if only he found that one last homeless, then he'd have gotten the secret ending where miku performs a concert with big epic realistic explosions

[@Elaniden]

He did find the homeless, he did not do the Hoff tho

[@nakedstatue8517]

Is this true?

[@HazeEmry]

​@@Elaniden yeah people kept pestering him about it

[@kevinbrennan2790]

1:26:51 In the US version of this game, this scene uses ESRB, kinda funny they bothered to localize that

[@atcraft1070]

Can you give Cloe a raise? She seriously needs it to pay for her therapy sessions after this.

[@pichugirl-me7tp]

"i have only seen the world of warcraft episode of south park" that's all you really need, honestly!

[@katlyndobransky2419]

It’s arguably the best episode

[@callmeturg1590]

@@katlyndobransky2419one Word. Fishsticks

[@MetalMonkey1453]

That one's probably a strong number 2 for me. But undeniably, the funniest is the throwing star one I'd say.

[@fusedsins]

RT not knowing anything about South Park honestly makes this video SO much funnier, absolute classic Rumble Tumble moment.

[@4PointCO_Star]

Oh good lord I felt bad for Chloe for this whole game

[@jamesjdog]

Agreed, especially with the - Parent's and Abortion scenes and the Gnomes

[@sinisterwombat3128]

You forgot to tip your fedora.

[@KraylebStudios]

I mean she had to watch THIS game so I feel extra bad

[@HazeEmry]

​@@KraylebStudios don't worry, she's played this before RT so it's not as bad on the second time around hopefully

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

I love how the further we get into the video, the more Cloe just begins to give up hope. A full character arc that gets increasingly unsure how to proceed culminating in several of the final swears going completely un-KZbin'd,

[@rengotheturtlekappa466]

“She’s not anime, she’s vocaloid” With the new movie coming out, you can’t say that anymore😂

[@MrSpartan993]

What movie??

[@JUSTxK1LL1NGxT1M3]

​@@MrSpartan993theyre making a movie of project sekai (a vocaloid tie in game) and it features miku

[@helphelp11]

Funnily enough I think the movie was announced between RT streaming this game and this video being released

[@zaptrap1002]

​@@JUSTxK1LL1NGxT1M3She did appeared in other animes, a recent example Dropkick on my Devil but this is the first time she actually star in one

[@zaptrap1002]

​@@MrSpartan993Project Sekai: The Broken World and Miku Who Can't Sing on January 17th, 2025

[@ManOfParody]

Fun fact: Tim Caine actually helped make this game. He talked about it on his KZbin channel. For those who don't know, Tim Caine is the creator of Fallout.

[@Lia-ws8wx]

it was really confusing playing this game in austria/germany as all the nazi symbols were covered by a black bar because of censorship lmao

[@theperfecttoast7995]

27:40 The way he just says "Oh no, the homeless!" is hilarious

[@maxnoorda]

"Oh it's just the name of the town" had me dying😂

[@godmodeextreme]

Was the moment where I thought "oh he's CLUELESS clueless" knew from there it was going to be a good one

[@juro7854]

As a long time fan of South Park, this was so funny to watch someone who hasn't seen it play. Like the pure confusion in Dan's voice when the guy in chat said that Tom Cruise was in the closet was what sealed it for me This game is great and it is better when you understand the references.

[@screaming_cat2007]

I’ve seen fully uncensored versions of this game so if it gets nukes it’s hypocrisy.

[@randomisaac5959]

KZbin has done it before, the Mortuary Assistant being an example

[@dexterwilliams2520]

I mean, KZbin has allowed SSSniperWolf to dox her critics and only get demonetized for a week. Hypocrisy is par for the course for this site.

[@theluckygamer10]

​@@dexterwilliams2520she wasn't even demonetized

[@Lavlikessquids]

Genuinely delighted RT didn't skip through Jimmy's stuttering. We love an inclusive king

[@Phoebecch]

I mean, we all know Cloe is an amazing editor, but to get cartman saying ‘youtube’ is next level

[@ChocolateSwitchYT]

yea, but i do recall an arc in one of the seasons where cartman tried to become a youtuber, i think pewdiepie was also involved and got a free copy of the stick of truth out of it. granted i could be wrong, i say this as i can't even remember the exact season (i think it was season 14 but i could be off by a few season, i just remember it being before the tegrity stuff)

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

It's from his speech near the end. He talks about uploading it to KZbin later.

[@IdiotWhoDidAStupidThing]

It was season 18

[@ndartehkewl1282]

I mean he said it in the game lol

[@rustler08]

Is it? The word "youtube" is in the videogame.

[@Thorgen]

Two thing i wanted to say: First: kupa mean poop in polish Second: WoW guy from south park is PirateSoftware's dad That's all

[@WackoMcGoose]

Certified _pierdolony_ moment.

[@tornadotaylor8956]

We need a gag counter again, for every reference he misses, which will probably be all of them if hes never seen it

[@wildfire9280]

“known only as the Grand Wizard”. Oh boy, already a great start.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

I was 12 when this game came out, and many refferences didnt mean to me anything. Now, the Grand Wizzard being king of KKK, it just hits different, and Im laughing my ass off.

[@escapingnoone9442]

I watched Jacksepticeye play this almost a decade ago. To say this video is nostalgic is an understatement lol

[@Skippercarlos5]

DUDE! Same! I haven’t watched it since then but slowly remembering all the batshit insane stuff they put in this game was great. I remembered so many weird tidbits with Jack and now I’ve got the context for them lol.

[@crisisasp5396]

jacksepticeye and duncan from the yogscast, wild times back then

[@Hydereal]

A decade later and we're all back with an irishman once again

[@Lelmao33]

I watch Pewd

[@nicknack124]

you know its fun seeing RT indulge in something more risque than usual. Glad he also seemed to enjoy himself

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i actually love the concept of someone with no familiarity with south park going all in on this game. godspeed on the monetization lol there are so many sentences in this that i never expected out of dan's mouth

[@bird_0446]

1:20 Fun fact! Miku is now officially anime! She will be getting a movie January 5th 2025!

[@webparasite5776]

Out of everything I expected for dad to play a south park game was not there

[@CR1MSONACE]

Dad?

[@sugoistalin7809]

​@@CR1MSONACE*Dad.*

[@ohgodohnothebees]

​@@CR1MSONACEHe is our father.

[@owensks]

@@ohgodohnothebeesy’all are on some weird parasocial stuff rn

[@DS-dc9zh]

@@owensksI wouldn’t say that at all, considering it’s a lighthearted joke and Dan knows about it and perpetuates it, lol.

[@blondy1528]

fun fact the Australian version of this game has scenes like the probing scene removed form the game in order for it to be published in Australia

[@TheGoldfishArmy]

The EU version does too. Instead of the crying koala they've got a facepalming statue.

[@josephharrison7390]

Unlucky I got to play all those scenes in nz

[@crapnuggets202]

I remember those crying koala screens like it was yesterday

[@tides8464]

Kind of weird when dan got out his stick of truth, covered himself in melted butter, and started dancing all over his webcam, but who am i to judge.

[@TomGhoulerie]

They used to call him the melted butter king back in collefe

[@Moon-ir5jp]

Someone actually exploring the game and playing as it's supposed to be played instead of rushing through the main quests? I've watched so many gameplays of this and only 1 other guy tried to play it as an actual RPG and explore it properly, so this is very nice to watch

[@inailboards]

Here's the Sparknotes version of the video. RT is playing as a Jew named Emoku who joined the KKK, following the lead of the Grand Wizard. Prior to following through with his assigned task. The Jewish KKK member would be tasked by the Mayor with dispersing the economically disadvantaged people from the town. Using force if necessary. As he was doing so, he would also find himself at the local Chinese cuisine establishment. As the town doesn't have a Taco Bell yet. The owner would task Emoku, the Jewish KKK member, with attacking his neighbor's children. Solely based on their different culture invading the neighborhood. After defeating the Invaders' hoard, he would continue his adventure. Leading to the construction of the largest Taco Bell ever. The final fight with ManBearPig. Then the overused emergence of late 1930's German Zombies. Using his super IBS and inate ability to circumcise anyone who dares cross his path. Emoku was made to promise to never, ever, fart on a man's balls. Emoku took this responsibility seriously. This portion of the story culminated in the climatic fight where Emoku beat up his first friend in town. Somewhere in there, Emoku the Jew would find Jesus. Many times. Trusting him to assist in battle, winning every time he did so through sweat, blood, and ammunition. Also there were Underpants Gnomes.... Nothing eventful happened here. Nothing at all. After a side quest to the picture perfect Canada. Emoku had every power needed to enter Craig's fortress. Craig betrayed the KKK earlier by stealing the stick of truth. Now was the time to return it. But prior to doing so.... The taco bell security had hidden a snuke within the town. They needed to level the area to build the taco bell. The new kid was tasked with disarming the snuke, in the cluttered location that it was stored. Once he did.... Kenny stole the stick with a naked old man at his side. Emoku KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD! After simply killing him without complication. Peace was restored. The end.

[@andrewjanes7220]

Thank you

[@RedNinja115]

Honestly mr Mackey saying “No, your name is fucking Craig Tucker and your in detention” lives rent free in my head 😂

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Because it's goddamn hilarious

[@alexia4431]

Cartman having his own dedicated youtube for censoring is KILLING me

[@shiftychaos]

i know he said he wasnt thinking about playing the sequel for now, but i hope he does. i wanna see rt find all the yaoi

[@UndeaditeJesse]

Hearing a Cartman Voice censoring his F bombs with 'KZbin' just sent me. One of the most Hilarious Youtubing things I should've expected but still didn't see coming, haha!

[@WackoMcGoose]

What's funny is, he's the _only_ verbally censored character in the entire video. Everyone else is swearing until the air turns Goofy, but _Cartman and ONLY Cartman_ gets the KZbin treatment (because he's the only one to _say_ "KZbin" in the game, and presumably, in the show as well).

[@xSharpW]

1:12:13 "Let's circumsize this child" RT...I know it's just a game and that's just one of the attacks...but dear lord.

[@eric2980]

Definitely an unpleasant day to have ears and eyes

[@maximpikalev9538]

3:35 "this is cuppa keep" despite the game saying the name *out loud* during the intro cutscene, dan still manages to pronounce it as incorrectly as possible. streamers never cease to amaze me

[@HazeEmry]

But this is Dan after all, he mispronounces most things since he usually just reads the words instead of saying them out loud (English major moment). I'd say chat is helping him a lot with pronunciation and it's kinda cute

[@MrL0WEL]

The fact that this is still on the site 2 weeks later really speaks for Cloe’s god-tier editing skills. Thank you, Cloe.

[@canarii.q]

Everyone say thank you Cloe!

[@coolcomment8]

Thank you Chloe!

[@MyNamesFredrick]

Thank you Chloe

[@garfield9150]

No >:)

[@alostyen]

Thank you, Chloe!

[@latbil]

Thank you Cloé!

[@jeremy5602]

I literally just thought about this game while at work today and wanted to come home and rewatch a different youtuber play it. But when I open youtube, I see RT just posted a video playing this game 3 hours ago, *_exactly when I was thinking about it at work._*

[@shan_the_mage]

I like how the content warning is just "its south park"

[@taco8951]

It's the only warning that really encompasses the content of South Park.

[@serenity1490]

The fact he doesn't know South Park is the name of the town really does prove he never seen South Park. I am hyped to watch the video

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

And now he has to play South park fractured but whole.

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

I just looked at it and he streamed the game. I am awesome.

[@Shadest]

41:35 may be the best RTGame out of context moment so far

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I fricking love the KZbin running joke, and it's nice to see the Goofy Censor return. Hope this video lasts longer than a week.

[@dr_mitss]

As someone who's first expierence with south park was stick of truth, i am really happy that you gave the game a chance And after watching the whole show it's literally like being in a bigger version of the show I really recommend watching the show as well, it's really fun spotting what they put in the game from the other way around

[@MrSkerpentine]

So as someone that watched an LP of this game a long time ago (also before I had watched South Park), I noticed that they have the New Kid’s parents match with your skin tone. But I didn’t realize if you chose the spray tanned skin tone, the parents would be spray tanned as well. I can’t tell if that’s an oversight or an intentional bit, but it legit got a good chuckle out of me once I realized

[@taco8951]

I think there has been a spray tanned family in South Park so it would make sense as being on purpose.

[@pixeldemon6173]

"There was once a princess in Candlekeep Hollow" and "Travelling together a distance far and vast" are my favorite stupid tracks, this ost is a treasure

[@Crazy56U]

17:57 I love how you didn’t bother censoring Butters.

[@xoxo5296]

Can't wait for "i still haven't watched south park. Let's play all of South Park:The Fractured But Whole"

[@monsieursernif6217]

Goofy's working fuckin' overtime today I see

[@divastarz63]

I love that the game still calls him Token. I would have thought there would be an update to call him Tolkien.

[@therileybirb]

I love how you used a clip of Cartman saying KZbin when censoring him it’s fantastic. Also it’s very fun watching this because I also haven’t seen very much South Park, funnily enough I think I’ve only seen the same episode as you did

[@demonicloaf2100]

"I do want to upgrade my circumcision, though." - RTGame, 2024

[@drakesword5214]

- Trans people

[@xXWeeAzboXx]

Thoroughly enjoyed the Vod. This is in strong contention for my favourite RPG. Was really shocked they pulled up such a good game the first time I played it. I think if this was someone's first impression of south park It does a fantastic job of breaking someone in to the unfiltered humour.

[@xgcsurreal2608]

Well it was made by Obsidian

[@xXWeeAzboXx]

@@xgcsurreal2608 yeah but when you see ubisoft in there you never know what you're gonna get!

[@cailieisidro5758]

The South Park creators are also fans of RPGs. One of Stick Of Truth’s inspirations is Earthbound and when Stan has his strongest ability, it references Cloud’s omnislash. Bonus where he does the pose too

[@blazichaos7181]

It is astounding how good this game was. And I think even the sequel needs an honarble mentions, gotta commend them looking the the combat system and changing it near entirely.

[@JLH-eo7ue]

You know what this means RT? You now have to play South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

[@Cleo-h3x]

I have opened the video on my tabs and will watch when I'm available Godspeed Mr Game.

[@MrEpicGamingGamer]

RT so into using the skill, that he does not even care about the enemy not having armor xD

[@_Jak_Hollow_]

It's kinda funny that Dan's surprised by how strong literal crossbows and swords are 😂

[@mandridhugh9555]

you definitely got some unique lines from Cartman when going with the Jersey Shore tan and picking the jew class

[@harpdee]

I find it hilarious he chose the strongest class because it was so different

[@PlutopianSociety]

I feel like that’s just the devs being good at their job. Like, obviously you’re going to pick Jew out of that line up.

[@blazichaos7181]

I mean Hey, How often does an RPG let you play a Jew?

[@taco8951]

I feel like chat egged him on a little it, but it being so different is probably what really got him.

[@eplcmeme420]

I love how the Chef reveal is supposed to be like a huge moment but since RT has never actually watched South Park he’s just like “who is this”😭

[@l-DrFizz-l]

Congratulations on getting this to not be instantly destroyed by the youtube algorithm

[@Lunaboops]

I've never seen this game actually before, its like a trainwreck, you want to look away but you just can't

[@alimbis]

i think it's an amazing game, idk how it would be a trainwreck

[@Lunaboops]

@@alimbis oh no, its a great game, it just has the effect of a train wreck where you just cannot look away lol

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

​@@Lunaboopsthat's all of South Park tbh

[@Ag3nt-MC]

I actually would love for him to play the fractured but whole. Especially if he has never seen the show lmao

[@happyhatebot]

This reminds me that I eventually need to finish the second game... It's also very amusing to watch poor RT meet all of these things without context face first!

[@lillycutie3806]

How did he skip the sequence where everyone uses their special ability in the final boss??? by just brute forcing it?? I loved that part!!

[@loorthedarkelf8353]

OH MY GOSH THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!!! For context I was 9-12 when Southpark EXPLODED in popularity, around the time when burnable CDs at home was a New Thing for me and my siblings had just discovered CDRWs, which can store more data and be re-written multiple times, where a CD can only be burned once. Limewire was the big way to get unauthorized copies of whatever you wanted, completely unregulated so also SWIMMING in viruses, and / or NSFW material labled as the latest song you wanted. Consequence of that wad exposing a LOT of kids who just wanted music to the human body doing adult kink things, and their parent's hang ups, all in one go by surprise. While probably also getting screamed at for trashing the expensive family desktop computer that one or both parents probably needs for work. Traumatic, some might say. Anyway my brother took it the way most teens do; he found another way to do what he wanted, get better results, and factored Discoverability into his goals. In our small town, he became The Guy who could burn and mix for you, for free, cause dad basically got blanks in bulk from work. No one tracked them, so a pack of 50 walking out the door... no big deal ;P ( hmmmm wonder where my brother got his idea that the rules can be worked around and are Obstructions to be Managed ) So while I was not personally WATCHING South Park, my brother was putting funny 1 liners from the show in his music mixes, sometimes creating funny 'responses' to the song that just played. So while I hadn't seen the show I was quoting it because my brother had good taste in snappy oneliners AND tunes. I usually didn't ask for a specific song list I Asked For His Old Mixed cause there was always something I hadn't heard. And then Stick Of Truth came along when I was 19/20, and I vaugely remembered South Park Being Funny, said fuck it and bought it for the nostaliga of the TERRIBLE N64 game we rented once before ma banned all things South Park from the house. And. I. Loved. It. Practically went in blind, with a dialog based vibe of what I was in for. Being a noob honestly made all of it hit harder for me, and when I went to marathon the show I felt like the game was an excellent appitizer to the overall show. A companion peice that got me back into it. Then Fractured But Whole came out, I lost my mind and wrote an 8 story fic series about my New Kid 😂

[@KamickWindseeker]

1:19:27 the anxious rattling of the the “KZbin please” is so hilarious to me

[@M4SKED2001]

I've never actually watched nor enjoyed South Park, but watching Dan play this on stream made me enjoy it more. Still not gonna watch it though

[@thomasramsay8212]

Same here, Dan has a great way of making everything entertaining

[@M4SKED2001]

@@thomasramsay8212 he really does though

[@meevins]

i think going on with the stream with the same amount of knowledge dan has [being nothing] made it all the more enjoyable and almost tempted me to start watching the thing. i'm not going to but something about the way he talks about and plays games is just so infectious

[@m4yr4i]

I respect south park for what it does (making fun of basically everything and everyone), but I am not a fan of it's style of humor, so I won't watch it either.

[@noodlelynoodle.]

For me I just kinda hate the main voices like there's an occasional funny bit in what I've seen but it's just never enough for me to care about a show where the voices annoy me

[@TheDuckyDino]

If you think about it, playing the game without watching South Park is the most accurate way to play the games since you play as a New Kid.

[@sunburst2740]

The games are the one form of south park media where Tolkiens name is still spelt token

[@katlyndobransky2419]

Older episodes also have his name as Token

[@zhuzhi-lang]

@@katlyndobransky2419 they went back and changed the captions to say tolkien after that episode came out LMAO

[@sebastian2038]

​@@zhuzhi-lang What episode?

[@zhuzhi-lang]

@@sebastian2038 the 2nd episode of the 25th season