I watched New Moon for the FIRST TIME and now I wanna cuddle a werewolf? 😳 *TWILIGHT REACTION* awooo

[@juliak6920]

Cindy: at first I was like "I'm a furry" as a joke but bro... I don't think it's a joke anymore...

[@withcindy]

well.........

[@silvermist4110]

And her species is a long haired chihuahua or corgi

[@chisomokafor9789]

@@withcindy u are a pathetic person

[@rosegcldenglcws]

@@chisomokafor9789 um what?

[@gayathrivp2685]

@@chisomokafor9789 That's high coming from you.

[@afrahali3683]

Finally, a character that Cindy can relate to. Depressed, has no social life, and a furry, the resemblance is uncanny.

[@withcindy]

wait......

[@idontexist1966]

I didn't know me and Cindy were so similar

[@readerssickness5656]

@@idontexist1966 😭 hey this Is an insult okay

[@messagesfromanintrovert5630]

😂

[@booperdooper9762]

@@withcindy hahaha

[@elizabeththompson8511]

"I'd feel like I was standing in a house full of republicans" Jasper was a literal confederate soldier and everyone just kinda glossed over it what makes you think they're not

[@withcindy]

oop....

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Not this.

[@Charolette21]

Why not both?

[@xRaiofSunshine]

Republican vampires

[@Charolette21]

@@xRaiofSunshine Mormen too

[@WhaleManMan]

I like how Jacob was such a good actual bf in New Moon that Stephie Meyer had to straight assassinate his character in the next book to make us like Edward more

[@withcindy]

ughhhh i try not to think about that

[@blurredmirrors]

Sounds like Tamlin 💀 It’s genuinely sad that certain writers only know how to ruin one character to uplift another.

[@moonie907]

Meguka007 losing my mind over this comment ur so right 😭

[@lesbiangoddess290]

i pretend its not happening.

[@heatherduke5410]

Yes! I remember my cousin and I loving and crushing hard on Jacob. Then Eclipse came out and ruined it. Though, if Stephanie believed it would make us want Edward, she was wrong. Of the guys, I began crushing on Bella's father. So..uh. And Emmett was also pretty great. He was a big himbo.

[@amelia5287]

maturing is realising it isn’t team edward or team jacob, it’s team alice

[@withcindy]

facts

[@lesbiangoddess290]

yup. that bad bitch raised me.

[@aKihiKoaDDicT]

alice was my gay awakening 😌😳

[@glo5643]

Exactly

[@a.blackwater3076]

I’d agree if bella wasn’t a shit gf too.

[@cfadeathfries]

It's amazing how the second Bella isn't dating someone she immediately has an emotional breakdown because she realizes she doesn't have any personality traits that make her interesting on her own

[@withcindy]

jdlksdjlksadkals

[@LudmilaRamirez7]

I realized im Bella 😥

[@alyssapinon9670]

@@LudmilaRamirez7 girl noooo! But I feel you. Really lost myself in my last relationship and it took time to rebuild after the breakup

[@srenz2802]

It’s so funny that this movie literally points out the ways Edward was abusive (like when she apologized for bleeding) and they still romanticize it. Like how can you be both self aware and ignorant???

[@withcindy]

there was definitely no self awareness here lol

[@cocolime6496]

happens a lot with bad writers

[@scarletleader5420]

Ok, Edward has MANY abusive moments, but how is that indicative of anything? She apologises because she used to date a vampire and was used to taking every precaution in order not to bleed. It's not like Edward would get mad at her for bleeding, it's just her own caution.

[@noelbernabe8704]

I don't think Edward really came off as abusive because Bella apologized for getting cut. Its not like he was blaming her for it. In fact he was actually upset that she was blaming herself. When something bad happens, both have a knack to blame themselves, even when its no one's fault.

[@tsuki3752]

@@noelbernabe8704 yeah. edward has his moments but this was more a moment of “bella having bad sense of self worth” and the situation kinda being silly because of course a clumsy girl would find herself in a vampire’s den. he laughed at her apologizing because he understands how silly the situation is and that she had nothing to apologize for.

[@evies.1018]

Omg I literally cannot wait to see Cindy’s reaction to The Imprinting Scene and the freaky CGI baby-

[@withcindy]

ellias and i are taking turns with having twilight reactions on our channels and that reaction will be on my channel!

[@evies.1018]

@@withcindy Godspeed to you both; the last two movies are…whew. Messy.

[@heatherduke5410]

Same. That scene is horrific and the CGI baby is the thing of freaking nightmares. Ya'll really couldn't just find a dark haired, dark eyed, very pale baby?

[@evies.1018]

@@heatherduke5410 The animatronic one may be even worse...

[@heatherduke5410]

@@evies.1018 Oh, it really is. It's very weird. I guess they wanted a baby who looked so perfect that it didn't even really look human(since babies are adorable, but they don't look like THAT), but still.

[@ruby22546]

Bella begging the Volturi to kill her gives me the same energy as girls who get in their boyfriend's faces when said boyfriend gets in a fight, trying to convince him that "this isn't you, stop fighting."

[@withcindy]

she basically was...

[@yourgirl_dearshney]

Pick me girls!!!😂😂

[@ilovsapinta]

I blame Stephanie Meyer for the whole "brand new couple we spent a whole book developing suddenly break up in the second book, and get back together near the end" trend.

[@withcindy]

hate ittttt

[@celineee__]

Jenny Han: 😀 *kicks twilight books under bed*

[@noelbernabe8704]

Great way to really sell a love triangle though. Lets face it... no one in their right mind should have thought Bella would choose Jacob. He was clearly just an obstacle thrown into generate obstacles to the Bella/Edward relationship. And I'm not saying that because I'm Team Edward or anything... it's just obvious. But despite how obvious it was that Jacob would be friendzoned in the end, Meyers apparently got a good portion of the fanbase to get sucked in the triangle. That's not easy to do, but she pulled it off probably more effectively than anyone in history.

[@firefly5934]

I _would_ make some type of Naruto joke, but probably no one else would get it except for me.

[@amandaamorin]

"wait hes 16???" "in dog years thats hella old" I SCREAMED

[@kashewsversion]

the fact that after the dry breakup , bella lied on the floor in the middle of the woods waiting to be eaten by the many bugs on the ground , whilst edward's just standing there like 🧍

[@withcindy]

edward in the entire movie 🧍🧍🧍🧍

[@koalafications5178]

like hE COULDNT EVEN TRANSPORT HER OUT? like imagine a vampire breaks up with you, leaves you in the woods and then speeds away leaving you to fend for yourself i cannot-

[@aimun5255]

OMG IKR, I remember learning that he was there all along but let her freeze on the friggin ground traumatised until Jacob finally found her, like wtf you KNEW how it would affect her and STILL did it in the middle of the forest?? where nobody knew where they were??? Dam just kill her directly

[@idonteatspiders2986]

Dry breakup??? Then what's a wet break up??

[@noelbernabe8704]

@@koalafications5178 In all fairness, he probably didn't need to transport her out. You can still see Bella's house in the background when they are talking. She had to be only a few yards away. She only got lost in the woods because she followed him after he left.

[@pegah_di]

"Edward to cuddle with for the summers. Jacob for the winters." I'm 99% sure that is what was going on in Stephanie Mayer's head when she wrote these characters.

[@JamesChessman]

Bella needs to just start sleeping with both of them, and get it over with. Like maybe alternate every other night or something, you know?

[@Jade_West2010]

@@JamesChessman polycule?

[@Smile-ni9nc]

Cindy just casually dropping the story how she almost died

[@withcindy]

ive almost died plenty of times

[@xRaiofSunshine]

D:

[@hasanwallah7015]

@@withcindy glad you didn't tho

[@shanell04]

New Moon made Jacob so boyfriend material that Stephanie decided to absolutely destroy the only POC character AND make him a creep... thanks a lot

[@withcindy]

taylor lautner aint even POC he's a spicy white T_T

[@lesbiangoddess290]

@@withcindy that fact made it even worse.

[@Tigerlilyheart_]

withcindy spicy white I can’t 😂💀💀💀

[@gracemckay3361]

Literally🙄🙄 he was so good for her ugh

[@kittycoutourxxx2706]

The reason he wasn’t native was because none of the native characters wanted to cut their hair which was a requirement for the character

[@therumorsfrominez3453]

"CAUSE IM A-" furry, cindy. just say it. the closet is literally made of see through glass. all you have to do is break it.

[@withcindy]

the only closet im in.... right??

[@starryskies9655]

OOP

[@aeshaabdulla4206]

@@withcindy LMAOO

[@_gremlinboy]

@@withcindy having a whole gay furry arc like ur the next dan howell I cannot

[@xxDAE]

The way you can tell as the movies went on how dead Robert Pattinson was feeling on the inside 😂😂😂

[@withcindy]

he truly embodied his role... but not in a way he intended

[@shelveyswett4488]

Ellias's use of juxtaposition is juxtaposing the actual definition of the word

[@withcindy]

THANK YOU i will send this roast to him

[@ButterflyScarlet]

Personally I never understood why him taking off his shirt was supposed to be some huge reveal. No one is going to look at a sparkly white boy and go "ah yes, a vampire, clearly that is an undead creature of the night". At best they'd go "oh cool, nice body glitter, hope it's skin-friendly"

[@JamesChessman]

It actually comes from a dream that Stephanie Meyer had, which is the inspiration of the entire series. She saw a beautiful vampire whose sparkly skin was the skin of a killer, basically the famous sparkling scene in the first movie lol.

[@Phantom_Fireside]

I mean yeah it would have been my first thought

[@Willow.the.creative]

@@JamesChessman wait wasent it harry poter fanfiction

[@ia490]

@@Willow.the.creative no, that's the mortal instruments i think

[@syd5680]

the transition shot of bella frisbee-ing a pizza slice at jacob that turns into a thrown wrench that he catches has been burned into my psyche since 2009

[@withcindy]

true cinematography

[@wishforinfinity]

I was desperately hoping that would come up in this video lol

[@BlackFiresong]

It's a great shot, but who throws around good pizza like that???

[@niahlism]

idky but im almost certain elias and cindy are starting to look more and more like each other each video they do together

[@withcindy]

smh he's copying me!

[@Beeetlejjug]

Omg wait trueee

[@gokcecolak567]

totally heterosexual couples tend to do that lmao

[@psychadelicpotato8580]

@@gokcecolak567 are they a couple?

[@gokcecolak567]

@@psychadelicpotato8580 no it's a running gag

[@kashewsversion]

edward looks like he just got out of therapy and divorced his 4th wife immediately and now sells ecstasy to high schoolers on the side of the road so he can buy enough alcohol for his crippling addiction, much to the disdain of his four children who are all partaking in illegal activity.

[@withcindy]

poor robert pattinson.....

[@mitchierainbow7353]

😂😂😂

[@lesbiangoddess290]

damn the way your so specific but so oddly accurate.

[@Strannik01]

So I assume you already wrote a dark romance based on that fanfic.

[@Phantom_Fireside]

That's specific yet strangely accurate

[@nerdy_swiftie8214]

*15 minutes into the movie* Cindy: “Where are the wolves?! I was PROMISED wolves!!!🐺 🤣🤣🤣

[@withcindy]

give them to meeeee

[@EmilyParagraph]

that whole argument about parallel and juxtaposition made my english degree flare up. and cindy is in fact correct.

[@withcindy]

THANK YOU

[@JamesChessman]

Well I thought they both might be correct, there are parallels with Romeo & Juliet, but there are also differences!!

[@shi_vi2238]

I can't believe Cindy claims to be a furry, and called NICK WILDE 'the fox from Zootopia', the disrespect -

[@withcindy]

im sorry nick!!

[@LudmilaRamirez7]

Ok but when youre team Jacob and Nick Wilde, you know youre a furry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ellie4601]

the more i rewatch these movies, the more i realise that edward is one of the most weird and unappealing love interests in ya fiction

[@withcindy]

RIGHT??

[@Sasu123456789x1]

Yup

[@lovebugs5965]

You saying "this is why you shouldn't rely your happiness on a man" is giving me "i don't do shit for male validation. female validation, however... 👀"

[@withcindy]

yes......

[@MeganAllen1738]

Female validation>>>>

[@TeroTheShortOne]

"Maybe that's her power." "What, being a dumb bitch with no thoughts?" Damn, Cindy, you didn't have to murder her like that.

[@sconesandjam]

"I would feel like I was standing in a house full of republicans." Considering Stephanie Meyer appropriated an entire culture of a group of Native American people; that's not a far off estimate.

[@withcindy]

o no.....

[@evies.1018]

And how the director of the first movie tried to have some of the Cullens be played by actors of color and SM wouldn’t let her 👀 the closest she got was one of the evil vampires being Black bc he’s canonically described as “olive skinned” and the director said “there are black olives”. No clue if you mentioned this in the video for the first movie though lol

[@sconesandjam]

@@evies.1018 Oh lord I'd forgotten about that, thank you for the reminder. 😳

[@evies.1018]

Oh and Jasper was a confederate 👀😳

[@khif13]

@@evies.1018 I'm sorry... WHAT

[@bluetube364]

“If this is about my soul, take it, I don’t want it without you” girl if you’re that codependent with him, he already did

[@josefanerudova]

"Jacob turned us into furries" oh, Cindy, you dont need to play us, we've already known about you :)

[@withcindy]

😏

[@RespektTheBovril]

Jacob being angry before his first time turning into a werewolf is giving me big PMS vibes.

[@nethanialal5619]

Edward can't read Bella's mind. Elias: I think that's her power. Cindy: What? Being a dumb bish with no thoughts? Lol. That's YA protagonists 101.😂😂😂 Hope you're happy and healthy Cindy!

[@withcindy]

That's basically the same thing right?

[@DragonHotCoffee]

"She could have just thrown a tennis ball and that would have answered all her questions" IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

[@withcindy]

fetch boy!!

[@peytoncooley8778]

I'm sorry, but if I was charlie I dead ass woulda assumed Edward had abused Bella or smth. Like her having nightmares and screaming weird as hell.

[@withcindy]

RIGHT???

[@Tigerlilyheart_]

Cindy the safety net guy you’re referring to is what I like to call an “emotional tampon”. That’s the guy who’s made to meet all your emotional needs and ready to be tossed away when you’re done with him 👌🏼✨

[@withcindy]

i needdd ittttt

[@DarkQuaz]

“In a different movie she would have to get exorcised. She is not normal.” Excuse me while I go write a fanfic right quick…

[@vanevill]

I just have to say that Charlie was always my favorite character THE PATIENCE he has to deal with Bella, I would never

[@withcindy]

i sympathize for him as a father but ACAB

[@AnxietyRat]

@@withcindy He also victim blames HARD in Eclipse. They made it _slightly_ better in the movie... The book scene was disgusting. SM just loves to character assassinate the decent characters, huh?

[@noelbernabe8704]

@@AnxietyRat I was team Charlie in the first 2 books. But after he basically sided with the guy who sexually assaulted his daughter over his daughter in Eclipse, I felt Charlie basically had no business raising a daughter or wearing a badge. In the least I suppose we should be thankful he didn't arrest his daughter for daring to assault his previous Jacob. Yeah, Charlie was a jerk.

[@AnxietyRat]

@@noelbernabe8704 I agree wholeheartedly.

[@aimun5255]

Does anyone remember jacob's actor was actually the right age and they made him work out like hell just so he could be sexually appealing to the middle aged moms part of the demographic 🤢 meanwhile edward had abs spray painted on him 🥴

[@withcindy]

SPRAY PAINTED???

[@aimun5255]

@@withcindy Lmaoo I read he couldn't make his abs look as good as Taylor Lautner's so they had to paint them in that Italy shirtless scene 😂

[@noelbernabe8704]

In all fairness according to the books the wolves became these big nassive heavily muscled dudes. So having Jacob hit the weights was true to the source material. Though appealing to middle aged moms probably didn't hurt.

[@totallyanonymousbish9599]

Funfact: they are actually shapeshifters, and it even got explained so in the books, because they are not bound to the full moon, as are the real werewolves, the children of the moon.

[@Muted_Marcus]

Oh my god, is this another upload of my favorite totally heterosexual furry couple???

[@withcindy]

yes it is

[@Catpuff818]

Bella's immunity was retconned. In the first book she was only immune to Edward's ability but she was still afflicted by Jacob's powers. And then New Moon was like "nah she was immune all along." It was a moment and you'll miss it in the first book so I guess even the author forgot lol.

[@noelbernabe8704]

It wasn't a retcon. Bella is immune to powers which directly effect the mind (ie Edward, Aro, Jane). She's a mental shield Jasper and Alices powers aren't mind attacks, so they still work.

[@heatherduke5410]

The thing is, Stephanie kind of destroyed Jacob in the book/movie after this, I guess because more people wanted the werewolf instead of a vampire. I don't think she expected anyone to want Bella's dad instead.

[@withcindy]

nooooo :(

[@noelbernabe8704]

In all fairness, all of them looked bad in Eclipse, not just Jacob. He looked the WORST... but Bella and Edward looked pretty bad too. I guess that's what happened when you sort of pattern the story after Wuthering Heights.

[@MrRorosuri]

I'd pick werewolves any time. Imagine the hugs

[@withcindy]

YESSSSS u know what im talking about

[@lesbiangoddess290]

yup.

[@Sasu123456789x1]

Yesssss

[@dakfighters]

Oooh yess

[@JamesChessman]

Imagine cuddling with Jacob and you go to kiss him and realize that he was just licking his junk, as per his canine instincts

[@clairobscur1413]

I refuse to believe that Carlisle could be a republican... he's like... a "guys, left or right, let's all love each other :)" type of dude

[@kira5612]

"no child of colour could go through this" XD So true. I feel like my tears knew they were not welcome on my face. I also couldn't really get over the fact that Bella had developed such an obsession with Edward. I sorta figured she didn't necessarily love him, but she loved what he had/ the power he had (plus sparkling in the light), but then I realized I was wrong and she was just that one dimensional. XD

[@aleksandraperegon2947]

"she knows too much yet thinks so little" DEAD

[@Manic-Pixie-Dream-Ghoul]

“On all things except physical, I am a wolf” This is literally all that goes through my head when watching Twilight

[@SomniiLinn]

"Jacob for the winter, Edward for the summer" - the only words needed about Twilight 😂

[@Isabella-lo1nm]

tip for everyone: if you want some of that werewolf body heat in real life, become friends with people who go to the gym a lot/are very athletic. It’s unreal how warm their hands can be when you’re holding them 😭

[@valhersa29]

Can confirm. My ex exercised a lot, and he was warm af

[@starxich0r727]

I’ll assume Cindy is Team Jacob (atm), but I like she doesn’t blindly appreciate Jacob but also highlights the red flags in his behaviour and relationship with Jacob. Even though, I’m Team Jacob myself, in an ideal world, I could never love Jacob or Edward. Both of them are fucked up. The real deal is Charlie. Team Charlie is the real deal.

[@withcindy]

i sympathize for charlie as a father but ACAB

[@starxich0r727]

@@withcindy peridot

[@sophiemoya6114]

​@@withcindy Yep! And Charlie still cheered Jacob on for kissing Bella without her consent in Eclipse.

[@noelbernabe8704]

@@sophiemoya6114 Yeah, Charlie sucked as a dad in the end. It's no wonder Bella wanted to become a vampire with the Cullens so badly. Must be nice being a part of a family that actually gives a dam about it's members.

[@sophiemoya6114]

@@noelbernabe8704 I agree and honestly both of her parents did. She was always the responsible one when it came to paying the bills, cooking etc with her mom. Hell, the only reason she came to Forks in the first place was because she wanted to let her mom enjoy her new relationship.

[@sumedhachaudhary8135]

I so so strongly want cindy to watch “The Vampire Diaries” after she’s done with the twilight saga. That would be AMAZING!

[@riley8385]

That thing is freaking long, lol. Just watch Jenny Nicholson's documentary on it.

[@clairvaux8459]

Considering she's going through Shadow and Bone at a comfortable snail's pace... probably not a good idea for her to watch The Vampire Diaries 😂 Cindy would NEVER be free

[@jellybeans3994]

Can we just appreciate how Cindy has proper captions on this?!

[@AJ-The-Bumblebee]

This movie becomes even creepier when you find out Taylor Lautner was only 17 when he was in it.

[@ilovefrogs3141]

The thing is...the acting isn't even bad because that's how they exactly are in the books.

[@herlocksholmes-uv5qw]

Take a shot everytime Cindy gets suddenly more interested in Twilight because of scenes that feature the fact there are werewolves in this universe 🍺

[@withcindy]

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[@belleretiredaccount]

Bella's power is a shield that she can also project to others and remove from herself completely. She is immune to any abilities that attack the mind, but if it's a physical power like elemental control or surpressing senses (I forget which vampires had them) it will work on her. She also got it from Charlie, Edward says he only gets snippets of what he's thinking.

[@nyxvega330]

I can’t tell if they’re actually in a relationship or if it’s just the best mlm wlw solidarity ever. Either way I’m here for it

[@cheesecakelasagna]

*"Edward for the summer. Jacob for the winter."* Found my next tattoo.

[@sanguine3527]

This movie is probably my favorite only because every time Edward and Bella try to be intimate it physically pains me and this movie has the least amount of that. They just look in pain every time they kiss or touch it hurts 😅

[@withcindy]

omg they rly do look like theyre in pain

[@lesbiangoddess290]

me when i bought into comphet.

[@AnxietyRat]

I mean... Eddie is supposed to look like he is in pain... Cause he wants to kill her... Always. Especially in the early movies/books. It hurts him to be physically close to her. So... That's the whole point. But yes, it's 1000% cringy as fuck on screen and I hate it.... But they are kinda just following the books.

[@sophisticated7368]

I feel like Stephanie Meyer just gave up on making New Moon as good as she could've made it because she knew the Twilight fandom would eat it up either way

[@withcindy]

gave up or enhanced it?

[@sophisticated7368]

@@withcindy depends on who you ask

[@riley8385]

Seems more like she wrote what she herself wanted to read.

[@noelbernabe8704]

@@riley8385 And in her defense that's what all good authors should do. She just happens to like some pretty weird stuff. But given Twiligjt became a legit social phenomenon she wasn't exactly alone. I personally liked it ... I'm just not entirely sure why.

[@riley8385]

@@noelbernabe8704 Disagree completely with that. Brandon Sanderson is the most influential fantasy writer of our generation, maybe just behind George R. R. Martin, and he's a capital P Professional writer. Speaking specifically about the Cosmere, he regularly gives fans what they want to read without compromising the story he's been crafting for decades. He would never give a character a personality shift just because he didn't want fans to like said character. I'm not trying to shit on Meyer, just so we're clear, I just don't think "write what you want to read" is actually good advice. Maybe it is to start, but not for a Professional.

[@S___atomic]

Elias trying to use juxtaposition like he just learned it in school and is now attempting to apply it to everything

[@withcindy]

the worst part is he didn't even use it correctly

[@exhaustedhomo7059]

“jacob turned us into furries”- cindy, honey, you’ve been a furry for a WHILE

[@withcindy]

well he has REINFORCED my inner beast

[@clancy9438]

Lowkey love how clingy werewolves are supposed to be. Like scenting and marking is something I think I'd be okay with? God, what has Cindy driven my thoughts to. But like also, I would want a freezing body vampire boyfriend because anytime I sweat I wanna die

[@mayrarara]

Wait, so Bella punches Jacob in Eclipse & broke her hand…but is fine after punching Paul…?

[@withcindy]

make it make sense

[@AnxietyRat]

Lmao. It's so half baked and poorly thought out... And it showssss.

[@noelbernabe8704]

@@withcindy She punched Jacob, but only slapped Paul. You're likely not going to break your hand with a slap.

[@QueerAndAnxious]

theory: Robert tried his best to do the bare minimum acting to make the movie flop but every time they kept making more and hes just like "are you fucking kidding me? Im over this shit"

[@withcindy]

poor robert

[@this_Kwazicat]

He said that he hates the role himself

[@sanxxxx]

I've seen him in other movies and he's always this bad. He's a grifter, hates Twilight because it was cool to. I was never into the movie but how lame is it to constantly shit on the thing that made your career.

[@Likelyfairy]

@@sanxxxx he barley even complained about it just people resharing the same 4 clips, and usually it was him showing discomfort with the way people romanticized Edward, I actually doubt he hates it as much as people make it out to seem, he’s literally a troll

[@GorloftheMonth]

Cindy’s nonexistent love life is still a better love story than Twilight

[@withcindy]

ur not wrong......

[@Forceprincess]

If you watch the twilight movies enough, you notice that the cullens *always* pose like they are shooting the photo for their reality show poster. "Real vampire housewives of forks " or something.

[@francescakyanda9182]

I'd pick Jacob solely because he's warm and solid like a heated weighted blanket and Edward is like socks with holes in them

[@psyche5200]

I literally can't even drink my own water this entire video because whenever I take a sip, one of you will say something that makes me almost choke--

[@tecsiederp]

this is the best way to re-experience twilight 😂 only 20 minutes and comes with the funny commentary that would otherwise require having friends

[@withcindy]

thank u!!

[@robboss4036]

Dude literally what happens when Bella's on her period? like if Jasper reacted that way about a papercut...

[@withcindy]

right????

[@readerssickness5656]

i love how they were literally going Edward for summer and Jacob for winter it's literally like having a a said guy and going "okay you get Saturday, Sunday, Friday night , and monday whole my main gets Monday night , Tuesday , Wednesday, Thursday , and Friday" ;-;

[@yallratripbye9570]

"Where you been loca" is actually my fav jacob meme. I also didn't know Taylor laughtner was white. I always thought he was ethnic and now I have to cope with that.

[@araceli5441]

If you want to read about a poliamorous relationship between three magical and powerful creatures that are natural enemies, you definitely should read Memorias de Idhún, by Laura Gallego. I don't think it has been translated into English, though. But if you can read Spanish, there you have it!

[@piligom4743]

I didn't think I will see a memorias de idhun recomendation here and I'm happy

[@orangeal9706]

It's a show on Netflix. Not sure how closely it follows the books though.

[@araceli5441]

@@orangeal9706 Oh wow, I didn't know they had made a show! I will check it out! Thank you

[@BlackCampariBlue]

now, that's a motivator to finally start learning Spanish

[@valemedina4473]

OMG i remember that jajajjaj i was so impressed it actually happened that Way honnestly.

[@LeylaKaratas]

*any man in this movie does anything* cindy: that's a red flag

[@withcindy]

a man existing is enough of a red flag

[@scarlettw730]

ellias the whole video: JUXTAPOSITION cindy: NO ITS A PARALLEL btw: cindy is correct she has the big brain

[@withcindy]

THANK YOU

[@scarlettw730]

14:15 ellias : OH MY GOD THEY ARE HUGE *in shock* cindy: oh my goddd 😏

[@withcindy]

U NOTICED MY EXPRESSION DJSAKLDJLKAS 😏

[@marsbars8810]

15:27 "She could've just thrown a tennis ball and that would've answered all her questions"... I laughed waaay too hard at that ..lmfao

[@TKZells16]

The way Edward Cullen recites Shakespeare, makes me think that Robert is thinking "why aren't I in that movie instead?!?!?" the entire time

[@AlannaVicious]

Thank you for educating us all on the difference between juxtaposition and parallel

[@withcindy]

wish ellias was more educated

[@victoriacollins8966]

Why did that remind me of the him/he/illiterate pronouns ? 🤣🤣

[@villainoir]

Wow, I just realised Edward isn't even that handsome. I wonder how all the middle schoolers (including me) thought that he's a God or something. Now, Alice. She's the real deal.

[@withcindy]

alice is wayyyy better

[@villainoir]

@@withcindy Apparently heteronormativity can blind us.....

[@noelbernabe8704]

Google Pattinson most handsome man in the world. He is found to be 92.15% accurate to the Golden ration of beauty phi (whatever that means).

[@beans7448]

werewolves: literally trying to kill people and shit me: oh my god a bb 🥰 so cute! i would give 10 out of 10 pats on the head

[@withcindy]

cute lil doggies!!!

[@pink_florets]

Why is no one talking about Cindy's "In dog years that's hella old" (Jacob being 16)?? I died when i heard that

[@prettyplease6195]

"since most of my audience is readers" me who has read two books my entire life (it's a flaw that i want to change, i'm working on it)

[@riley8385]

Read The Emperor's Soul, it's like 100 pages long and it's extremely good.

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

You guys howling together even though he was like "no no noises!" That's the kind of friendship I need. Just someone to roast me and make weird noise with me

[@froggystrap1232]

I'm so sad the actor of Jacob isn't native just because the production wanted him to cut his hair 🙄

[@withcindy]

so lame!!

[@noelbernabe8704]

According to Wikipedia he claims to have distant native American ancestry through his mother. But really who knows ... anyone can say that.

[@rukhsaryazmin7144]

the fact that I used to devour the books and rewatch the Twilight movies like a crack addict for years is hilarious especially as I watch it back now and see how stupid it is

[@blackpinkluv9869]

So, my thing is- why are these powerful vampires forced to go to the same school over and over again instead of doing something more than being just clout for Bella?😅

[@withcindy]

i think their explanation was cuz their classmates will leave in 4 years and wont notice they dont age

[@coralrose5754]

@@withcindy What about the teachers 💀

[@riley8385]

And they have a private island in which they could be living away from teenagers.

[@kateb.4600]

They do switch around, iirc. Do high school, do college, rinse and repeat in a new town. Cycle through towns every once in a while - they hadn't been to Forks since the 40s, but they had done Forks before.

[@blackpinkluv9869]

@@kateb.4600 it’s been a while since I read the books, but I bet they found literally cure cancer with their power

[@Sam-0827]

OK but why did Jacob call Bella loca 😂he isn't Spanish, he's native American. I'm confused

[@polly-fe3pq]

and taylor lautner's neither, hes dutch i think

[@chagas.matteus]

I was not prepared for Cindy's barkings

[@withcindy]

ARF ARF ARF

[@mwilliams1816]

Thank you for letting everyone know that the Quileute tribe needed donations. I always thought it was odd they were never given any donations from the franchise profits.

[@FlacaCalaca]

i can't wait for cindy to see eclipse cause if u thought tamlen's character got assassinated she's got another thing coming

[@DaalMakhani]

"no child of colour can ever go through this!" Elias speaking faccccss!!

[@californiapoppyseed6960]

cindy: regales us with a tale of near death with gory details also cindy: so that was my main character moment uwu

[@withcindy]

Teehee

[@givowl2160]

I honestly think the books have the potential to be good, if it comes from the angle of all three maturing as people and dealing with their own bs. Bella going from being co-dependent and in deep depression to gaining self-worth and healthy management of said depression (and maybe some therapy). Similar idea with Edward and Jacob, Edward learns how to not be a cold prick and Jacob (this movies version) learns how to value himself enough to not be a rebound/learn anger management for the Wolf stuff. Everything is the same but there’s character growth. And as always, your commentary is very funny

[@mjlgirlie5611]

take a shot every time Cindy says red flag

[@TeaReadsSometimes]

Did Stephenie Meyers mess up Jacob's character after this so we would love Edward? Yes. Did it work? No. Cuz i found love with Seth, his sister Leah, and all the non white vampires in breaking dawn.

[@withcindy]

I will be in love with Taylor lautner instead

[@flurpladerp8561]

The fact that Robert Pattison actually hated being Edward is so funny to me

[@naomic4009]

I truly can't believe I binged these films in the depths of my teenage depression bc I remember absolutely nothing

[@withcindy]

i wish i could remember nothing