If 500 Miles had half the beats taken out

[@OffsetSolidmusic]

When I way, well I gonna be gonna be a who wakes to you When I go, eh I gonna be gonna be a who go with you If I geh, well I'm gonna be gonna be who gets to you If I hey, eh I nonna be gonna be who's hen to you But would five hund and I would wive hund Whenst to dumb a hwafen wiffoudoo When I'm wack, yes I'm gonna be gonna be who's wad for you When the mon (yea), comes in fuck I do pass ovary pen to you I come (When I come), oh I gonna be gonna be who cole to you If I groge, well I gonna be gonna be who's cold with you But would wive hund man I would wive hend Whenst a come waffen wiffoudaoo Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da Dun diddlun da da Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da Dun diddlun da da When I'm luh, well I'm gonna be gonna be a who's without you When I'm dream, well I gonna dream gonna dream time I'm with you Ah (Wehna) 'ell I'm 'onna be gonna be who goo with you When I co (When I cone) 'es I'm gonna be gonna be a who comb with you Gonna vanish home with you But would wive hen and I would wive hend Just to cuhma waffen miffouadaoo Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Daah Dun diddlun da da (eh) Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da da Dun diddlun da da Dadla (DADLA) Dadla (DADLA) Dada Dun diddlun da da (eh) Dadla (DADLA) Dadla (DADLA) Daah Dun diddlun da da (EXHALE) AN WOULD WIVE FRIEND MAN I WOULD WIVE HEN JUST A DAH WHO WAH DOWN EUGH DOWN ouh doh

[@OffsetSolidmusic]

I know there's already a pinned lyric comment, but this is my version

[@OffsetSolidmusic]

Hey thanks for pinning! I’m honored

[@JesusChrist-ko7sg]

So much effort

[@doctorrandomiise2532]

My one's better.

[@NoamVH]

You managed to cover the spots that really funked my brain, your determination is an absolute, I salute you sir! (I will admit that my heart pinched when I saw my comment not pinned anymore, you, however, deserve this!)

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

It sounds like the entire band is having a perfectly synchronized stroke.

[@Brickertown]

This comment is winning

[@blackeyefatlip7045]

Kyle Hart Best one I've read yet

[@thetman0068]

Damn. You beat me to my comment.

[@DolusVulpes]

Kyle Hart I can't unhear it now.

[@quwandathornton]

Y ded eye laff

[@Uxoriouswidow]

Just sounds like an even stronger Scottish accent.

[@gavindillon1486]

Its just the language Scots. Its literally fucking scots

[@1967buickriviera]

Lol probably a bit offensive to the scots, but whatever

[@wobblytiger6134]

Can confirm I talk like this

[@wolfie669]

Thats what we sound like to you? ;-;

[@terriblecompany1588]

@@wolfie669 *y e s .*

[@godzeka]

>vaguely Scottish noises

[@CrashFan03]

I'm Welsh and I'm offended...It's obviously Scottish.

[@daemonCaptrix]

ach aye

[@schmendrake]

accurate

[@CoryMck]

Goo-ûch

[@ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo]

ach noe

[@Anonymos185]

The scottish battlecry: DADLADADLADLADLADLADADADADA

[@DustGundam]

Release the daladas

[@spejic1]

It honestly sounds ferocious.

[@Eidenhoek]

I can't *breathe*.

[@warrenstarr4207]

@@Eidenhoek oh my God you ain't kidding. I'm dying here.

[@donkeyface4452]

It’s even better if you listen to the entire thing as a Scottish battlecry

[@NoiceDrinkz]

“250 Miles”

[@getajobmate1281]

NoiceDrinkz love your stuff bruv

[@kurtmostat8491]

This should be a top comment too.

[@skinhead-ej8ff]

NoiceDrinkz its actually 500. If he walks 500 miles and 500 more thats 1000. So half of that is 500

[@HolyPetRel]

skin19head69 why isn't the song called 1000 miles then

[@YankeeBedouin]

I can't like this it has 420 likes :(

[@starman545]

Im glad that The Proclaimers greatest hit has been translated to Gaelic

[@onlyjake3851]

PaulBreenis Irish Scottish or Welsh?

[@onlyjake3851]

PaulBreenis I'm Irish and it doesn't sound like any of ours

[@ahhh6328]

ÆOmen •_• it's a ...joke my friend

[@onlyjake3851]

ah hh I know just trying to see which side of Gaelic it (kind of) sounds like😂

[@goodjobeli]

ÆOmen •_• r/whoooooosh

[@OblivionFalls]

Is this what English sounds like to non-English speakers?

[@nikyfgh]

Only if it's a British person talking.

[@nikyfgh]

Different accent tho

[@maridelafayette5910]

OblivionFall duh

[@jamie20890]

M8 the singers are British SCOTLAND IS IN BRITAIN LOL

[@RusZugunder]

As a Russian who only recently learned English, yes.

[@doger944]

This is what Gaelic sounds like to people who don't speak Gaelic.

[@tunnelsnake420]

*doger944* this is what gaelic sounds like to people who DO speak gaelic

[@Andreas4696]

doger944 Garlic

[@tunnelsnake420]

*LegendMeadow* bread

[@danieldyson1660]

ancient dragon cheese.... cake

[@tunnelsnake420]

*Daniel Dyson* cake....cheese

[@Niall-jd8zw]

Ahhh so this is what Americans hear when Scottish people speak.

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

Scotland is basically English reversed, Hsilgne. **renames Scotland Hsilgland**

[@davidpaul6290]

Not inaccurate.

[@ButifIvegotapackofcigarettes]

As an American, this is accurate.

[@jw9737]

Yup pretty much

[@ARB1452]

Name this 250 miles and release a version with the other notes called 250 more

[@thesadchannel4145]

Lmao

[@JayD1810]

Intellect

[@thecoolerjohnny7742]

Logic reference

[@Jose60010O-TRS]

This

[@cuntslut4204]

I want to like this comment but it's at 666 RN

[@nopecopter]

When you would walk 500 miles but you don’t want to bother walking 500 more

[@assmane999]

Girl: only 500 miles? That’s it? Well, that’s not very romantic [leaves]

[@PixelVarnox]

i wonder what he's gonna be

[@bettyewens1247]

Pixel the bee that's going to get to

[@gambit7775]

Welsh

[@televikkuntdaowuxing]

fiVEHUNDREDMILES

[@ayle1312]

He's gonna be who co-wa you

[@ianlehman8342]

He'll be ack home to you

[@gamerguy425]

"can I borrow your proclaimers CD" "yeah but don't scratch it" *the disc when you get it back:*

[@treyforest2466]

I love how abruptly it ends. Perfect.

[@smorrow]

Short count-in

[@yams7355]

"dooooh"

[@wokeupinapanic]

I don’t know who invented this whole “remove half the beats from a song” thing, but this is my favorite thing the internet has ever done

[@stargazer1998]

One of my favorites is smooth criminal but every other beat is missing, alongside smooth criminal but every OTHER other beat is missing

[@XatxiFly]

@@stargazer1998 came back to thank you for bringing my attention to that second one, it goes so hard

[@DML897]

**Google chat pinging noises**

[@sarahwelch7484]

Yeahhhhh that would be my boyfriend on Facebook...whoopsie

[@sarahwelch7484]

I think???

[@FourOf92000]

Sarah Welch Wait, you didn't just download the song and edit that? I'm very confused.

[@killmeister2271]

hurts my soul

[@rhandhom1]

Sarah Welch Can you edit them out?

[@ianlehman8342]

What I love most about these is that the bass drum is skipped, so the drum line is mostly the drummer beating on the snare

[@lapisfengari2428]

I can't believe someone translated this song into Welsh

[@ArchiverUnknown]

Nobody Touch the like button! It needs to stay at 69

[@qrtrx4]

*ActCut00021719* and it did

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

Not enough sheepfucking.

[@MackenziiRivers]

as a welsh speaker, i can confirm this

[@MedalionDS9]

wait... so Welsh is just scottish but half as much?

[@saa5422]

This had me dying from a) the fact that the chorus just sounds more Scottish this way and b) dalala DALALA, but what killed me was when KZbin automatically added this to my dance playlist.

[@yakka9768]

Thought I was going to learn what the hypothetical agricultural ripple effects would be of losing half the beets from all farms in a given 500 mile range...

[@smorrow]

You mean like beetroots or...?

[@yakka9768]

Stuart Morrow idk I'm no farmer lol

[@cybersilver5816]

It's okay, I thought so too.

[@TheSmegPod]

No you didn't

[@Sheridan2LT]

@yakka what are you even talking about weirdo

[@fayliefern]

This is arguably the most efficient way I've listened to a song

[@tomsmurf4225]

Turns out when Thanos wiped out half the universe, it wasn't just the people

[@campfortson4387]

is that a frank fontaine stephen universe.

[@tomsmurf4225]

Camp Fortson Yup! Man, I can't even remember where I got this picture...

[@personne-fp6cr]

It was also my braincells

[@thalo8864]

This is at 666 likes I’m cursed :)

[@Trainkidd123]

666 likes gulp

[@stevejacks8389]

I'm still laughing my head off because of the map: "500 more"

[@MsZsc]

DALA DALA DALA DALA DALALALALA

[@Professor_Utonium_]

How's business, Hachi?

[@MsZsc]

Fine

[@Krikit1337]

*CD skips in Scottish*

[@ryleedubbeld5417]

"Bahun! Wai-funnn Mana Hood! Wy-fhunnn. Motchta Fdunn Macrl waff-unn Wuff Aoudunn"

[@kanyne7115]

wahahahahaha!

[@christopherhernandez3977]

What do you mean the pastries have been burnt?

[@starman545]

MLP OOKY is this gaelic?

[@liamquartz7513]

The lyrics make it so much better

[@KissedToge]

DAADADAADADAADAADADAAADAA

[@dylanwight5764]

that awkward moment when you're singing along and then slip into a Welsh folk song

[@mangotangogamez1278]

Lol

[@shaunanicheallaigh8308]

Sarah honey are you okay

[@delontaerich187]

Gaelic is such a pretty language.

[@michaelopnv634]

Sounds like normal Scottish to me.

[@MrQuinnzard]

You mean welsh?

[@ShilohJanowick]

I love how this changes the song to 2/4 completely

[@btf_flotsam478]

What did you expect?

[@fannyfist7reportingin]

0:45 Aaaa *AAAAAA*

[@Aflay1]

DA DA *AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

0:45 is what a grade 7 choir sounds like.

[@zuser]

1:19 Ah yes, the mating call of drunken junkies.

[@ohthatsabaseball5824]

It did not work. I am disappointed

[@zuser]

@@ohthatsabaseball5824 Sorry mate, the technique is 2 years old by now, the lads and lasses are into different means of wooing nowadays.

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

I would walk from England to Iceland

[@HnTr_VDH]

i see what you did there

[@BenDavisSkydiving]

JustinJKJ Scotland*

[@sufficient4834]

swimming is good for your glutes

[@alanheyes694]

Sufficient No, he means he would hold his breath as he walks the sea floor.

[@Snaily]

Just ta be tha team who lost 2-1

[@BenjaminMankowski]

0:28 "what the f*** I do."

[@AnimeSunglasses]

I thought it was "well then f*** I do!"

[@Zap717]

When I wah 'm gonna be the who's wah for you. WALUIGI!!!

[@toba_2029]

When Thanos snapped his fingers I didn't know he would get rid of half of every song too

[@Maracabarackabalakawaka]

I couldn't have imagined this song sounding more Scottish, you sir proved me wrong.

[@majuuorthrus3340]

I suspect this is what being on a late-night train with some cheerful drunk Scots people sounds like

[@CherrygroveCity]

I don't understand a thing but I love this.

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

He basically removed every other head bob.

[@davidhonkstvorisit4811]

It's weirdly enjoyable

[@EggyGaming0]

you love it because it's real art

[@toba_2029]

Relatable

[@shellfound1350]

beats 2 and 4 are removed

[@klop4228]

Half of this sounds like genuine Scottish slang

[@AnimeSunglasses]

Clankahoe!

[@Cabalex]

Still waiting for the sequel “804.672 Kilometers”

[@edibleandsentientautomobil5396]

Oh wow

[@Runsonink]

Most underrated comment on this video

[@wyattstevens8574]

LOL

[@angelsartandgaming]

This was in my recommended feed and I'm not disappointed. Haha! I like how the chorus sounds like a weird mix of Welsh, Icelandic, Irish, Swedish, and a sprinkle of German.

[@4thalt]

aka Vaguely Northern European

[@bjnovak1]

Thanos snapped and made this

[@daisies4dae]

too soon

[@sponge6171]

Dae Katz shut up

[@CatherineandtheHills]

omg

[@user-is2zv4sc6y]

bjnovak1 too. Soon.

[@mur22]

bjnovak1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sH7FiZugg7d6asU

[@confuseatronica]

Chaucer would understand every word of this, even though we can't.

[@diegoacosta8550]

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be." -ThAnus

[@TheGreenTaco999]

gf: how far would you go for me? me trying to impress her with my singing while not wanting to make a commitment of 500 miles:

[@Agent1_-]

So that's how Nintendo composes songs for Splatoon.

[@AnimeSunglasses]

IDK about Splatoon, but in Kerbal Space Program the Kerbin language is Spanish backwards.

[@agent5tm902]

This is very acurate

[@SuperZez]

I don't get it.

[@MemphiStig]

see? i told you tumblr wasn't all that bad! this is truly inspired and funny whoever made it thanks for posting

[@NickOwens]

This is unreasonably enjoyable.

[@handsomebrick]

Just flip this to a minor chord and you have an industrial metal song.

[@davidcorrigan9385]

This should be called 250 Miles

[@takeusernname]

Underrated comment.

[@smorrow]

But then it wouldn't be a formula meme. "X, but when A, B".

[@UnvulturedSwine]

But if the total distance the dude travels is 1000 miles, then half of that is 500 miles

[@nickydehout6528]

Unvultured Swine And the original title refer to 500 miles, so even if it would be a total distance of 500 miles the new title should be 250 miles.

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

A drummer streamer just played to this (and posted it yesterday), and his tortured confusion is delicious.

[@preettygoood7774]

I had no idea that either 500 miles is so far or that the UK is so small

[@BioHzrd0010]

I watched a video of a guy who walked across England in a Zorb ball, so it can't be that far across. (I mean he probably walked across it at one of the narrower points, but still)

[@preettygoood7774]

It depends if he went east/west or north/south.

[@BioHzrd0010]

Preetty Goood I know the KZbinr (not I know him like I've met him but I know him from his videos), he'd die trying to go north/south. Especially in a Zorb ball.

[@TinyFoxTom]

You must be from Texas.

[@preettygoood7774]

Not even close. That was an odd assumption.

[@thething.2635]

Estonia is protected from the song :)

[@UXB1000]

It just barely misses Latvia & Lithuania. It got half of Kaliningrad though.

[@RandomiMies4444]

Finland also

[@AnimeSunglasses]

@@RandomiMies4444 Which is perhaps regrettable, since the Finns are possibly the only people ENTIRELY equipped to deal with it!

[@theDENIMMAN]

IM HAVING A STROKE

[@ceebus]

I thought the pings were from discord. KMS

[@endocix]

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

[@Schye-]

This was recommended to me. Maybe i should stop watching youtube until 5-6 am...

[@TranscendentLion]

Would wife man up just to dab and laugh.

[@Bananastroodle]

I can't breath and my stomach hurts from laughing. Thank you so much for this.

[@GeorgiawithaG]

It sounds Welsh

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhamburgerjo636]

Accurate depiction

[@amazingadrien]

Lol too many vowels

[@TinyFoxTom]

It translates to "Bad Wolf Bay"

[@Mekwek]

Thats cause it was made by Welch

[@orthochrome8022]

TinyFoxTom oh no oh no oh no oh no

[@spaghetti7297]

I love the notification sounds in the background

[@TheShirtlesGamerDog97]

Someone make captions!!

[@thederplord0364]

Ace Carmona *captions*

[@MouthfulofBees]

Imagine what a concert performance of this would be like.

[@Ryan-xr8zv]

This is what I imagine living in Scotland sounds like...

[@lmao.3661]

Its true

[@wildwolf8505]

Yes. Everyone stops every couple minutes to just start screaming for no real reason.

[@AnimeSunglasses]

@@wildwolf8505 ...no reason? I thought it was screaming at the English!

[@Duck-zs3le]

As a scot you are right

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

So 500 miles from Scotland is either England, Ireland, The Netherlands, most of Belgium, and the tips of France, Germany, Denmark, and Norway. 500 more encircles half of Iceland, most of Spain and Portugal, all of France, Germany, Denmark, Belgium, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Austria, Liechtstein, and Czech Republic, half of Norway, Sweden, Italy, and Poland, and the tips of Slovakia, Hungary, Croatia, and that extremely small part of Russia between Poland and Lithuania.

[@gayvideos3808]

Kaliningrad

[@luianderson7360]

The picture is like... So ridiculously incorrect

[@danobrien4890]

Never knew they recorded a Gaelic Version

[@kapitanbuggy]

Where is he gonna be?!?

[@saopy]

whos well and true

[@Mattstak]

dalala DALALA dalala DALALA

[@cadetkohr5508]

He's havering. The entire band is also having a perfectly synchronized stroke.

[@colefitzpatrick8431]

I think the Proclaimers just had a stroke

[@AdamEmond]

Just wanted to come thank this video for giving my channel life.

[@KailithDragon]

how does this not have over a million views, this is art

[@francis7336]

i set this as an alarm and woke up screaming

[@sarahwelch7484]

Honestly the best use of this song

[@max-qc3qt]

0:48 is it just me or you can hear the roblox chat notification sound in the background

[@banana_man_101]

That's not just you. I thought someone was messaging me

[@MapleZer0]

@Tyler Halnon its not discord

[@JoshEvo]

They are Windows notifications

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

SAME

[@pokemonXD1]

I heard it a there and a few more times.

[@kenzaplenty]

Now every time I hear the real song I expect it to sound like this. Cheers

[@Dreigonix]

0:20 JUST THE DANMAKU

[@Zaqinabox]

When you're walking 1000 miles but your right shoe blows out and it's making it hard to focus on the song you're singing.

[@kellerw4800]

This sounds like a speedrun...

[@Ethereal_Solstice]

Ah, yes my favourite song, 250 miles

[@NathanDarkson984]

So it’s possible to walk from the UK to iceland. The only thing we need to be when that happens, is becoming Jesus lol

[@sitron7224]

boat shoes.

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

"500 Miles: Scottish Translation"

[@sammyb106]

JasonParadise made me come here

[@sarahwelch7484]

Samson .games I was wondering why I was suddenly getting views on this

[@Sneaky_Snivy]

yeah, I am here from jason, too

[@PsyAlola]

same

[@GabryyLG]

Never heard the original before so this actually sounds like a legit happy go lucky song

[@cf5765]

I dare someone to sing play this for real.

[@thatpaulschofield]

C F I will start a cover band with anyone willing. I play bass and live in Dallas.

[@Sojoboscribe]

Boy, that is one confident bee, if he's so sure he's going to do all that. (with the accent it now sounds like he is saying I'm, gonna be the bee"

[@ra_0374]

*HAS INTENSE STROKE*

[@ohnobro1424]

This thumbnail is perfect

[@zakahn3896]

Honestly this is better than the original song

[@blazingbuizel7194]

“Hey, can I get the aux?” “This is a 13 hour road trip, please play something good”

[@amesstarline5482]

I don't feel so good, The Proclaimers.

[@kingdiamond2555]

Ames Starline time to walk 250 miles just to that song

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Out of the whole song, it's the "hwafen wiffoudoo" at the end of each chorus that gets me every time. XD

[@LouisOnAir]

It would be so cool if someone actually performed this IRL.

[@petestreople7731]

This is how you summon the Loch Ness monster.

[@garyadamos]

im stupid but i thought the UK removed all beets within a 500 mile radius

[@thethingy_doublet]

Sounds nice actually! Traveling music you made here!

[@dijek]

>*my scottish is kicking in >fiev >dred >an >wûd >fiev >dred >josta >tha >hoo >a >sa!nd >wet >u

[@thedude7737]

how you remember the text book in your exam after a late night of speed reading