If abortion payments went straight to the church

[@NYXKISS]

“I talked to god and you have to believe that” LMFAO

[@LPVince94]

Religion in a nutshell.

[@razvanhauta9158]

​@@LPVince94 I wanted to say that

[@garrettbriscoe2329]

@@LPVince94nuh uh

[@_happyland_7195]

It’s the law

[@NYXKISS]

@@garrettbriscoe2329 yeah huh

[@n085fs]

This wasn't even a skit. This was CCTV footage.

[@Global-yt]

CCTV footage from the future? Actually I shouldn't question Zach's abilities

[@antonionnam6594]

"before the womb, where was that!? The balls". This guy really got me thinking today💀

[@Parciwal_Gaming]

I would argue the ovaries, as most knowing billions of sperm cells, per person, as persons is way weirder than knowing the hundereds of thousands (I don't actually know how many) of eggs a woman has.

[@traveller23e]

@@Parciwal_Gaming I do feel sorry for women though, what with an involuntary abortion once a month they're going straight to hell the lot of them :(

[@adenm8963]

​@@traveller23eperiods are not abortions 😂😂😂 but I see where you're coming from 😏

[@Blake_H_888]

​@@Parciwal_GamingIIRC there are 1-2 million eggs in an AFAB newborn, 50,000 eggs by the time they reach 35 years old, then only 5,000 by the time they're 40.

[@Skana]

@@Parciwal_Gaming I don't think the number of sperm vs eggs matters. A better argument is that a woman's eggs are theoretically able to start dividing into a fetus on their own, but a sperm cell cant divide itself at all. This makes it seem like the sperm are more so a source of genetic information.

[@nojouplays5493]

I find this very offensive i have been a long time catholic and i dont see my cut of the money

[@GDAccelerate]

Catholic 🐴🤝🐴

[@ashishawasthi9796]

Yeah, right?

[@ethanstahel4822]

how long have you been a priest

[@poodypooroo]

You have to wear the funny robes to get the money

[@Dracorus_]

​@@poodypooroo Why did I read furry robes 😂

[@agustinbayer175]

I'm impressed at the scriptural citations being on point.

[@XxmatixX6videosdiariosdenadav]

Ai is a great tool for that, no need to read the bible anymore , you can just ask it to interpret it and search for fitting parts to justify your points

[@Anglomachian]

Are you? He’s just citing common anti-choice Bible quotes, most of which are either irrelevant or taken out of context. The “before you formed in the womb, I know you” line, for example, comes from a passage where God is talking to the prophet Jeremiah or Nathan, I forget which, and giving him a mission to be an emissary to the nations. It has nothing to do with gods e stance on whether or not abortion is fine.

[@charles1117]

​@@Anglomachian Well for that bible verse, it's actually a verse about God's call for Jeremiah (Jeremiah 1:5). It does indicate life begins in God's intention (to make Jeremiah a prophet), and the natural conclusion would be abortion is in fact a defiance to God's will.

[@Anglomachian]

@ how?

[@timothysullivan1669]

“Anti-choice” When the marketing is literally so good you have to rename the oppositions position before you can straw man it. This could be a whole skit honestly…

[@AjarChart]

"i talked to god" "you talked to god?" "you have to believe that.. its the law"

[@evannibbe9375]

Thus why when the priests of Israel during the time of the prophet Malachi decided to start allowing people to break their oaths to the Lord, Malachi prophesied that the male lines of those priests (the male line descended from Aaron the brother of Moses) would come to an end, which happened in 70 AD when the Roman Army killed the men of Israel and turned their women and children into slaves.

[@hipoophicat4211]

Tru

[@akt3037]

2:30

[@adams13245]

I mean, that's basic christian doctrine. "Yahweh told me in the privacy of my mind that half the stuff in his perfect book of morals is BS." And catholics give up the ability to just think away the ironclad rules of the eternally unchanging Yahweh and give it to some old guy in Rome. Or would, if they didn't "metaphor, mistranslation, different audience" the shit out of any catholic teachings.

[@bettername2come]

"Only some priests interpret it that way." Fantastic and messed up line.

[@joywolf83]

i died 😂

[@noahmpinto14]

What's the line?

[@bartolhrg7609]

​@@noahmpinto14 1:44

[@kachelstacktus]

That somehow flew right over my head until I saw your comment xD

[@haruthunanyan7387]

Care to elaborate?

[@user-scott-pearce]

"when does it become a human? First Grade" Hilarious

[@Brot33]

He might have a point

[@quaktoons331]

It becomes human when it starts paying taxes.

[@MeowZeOwOdong]

Hey, why does your comment say "2w ago"? As in, two weeks ago?

[@user-scott-pearce]

@ it was released early for members

[@MeowZeOwOdong]

@@user-scott-pearce thank you

[@Xephyranth]

next skit should be God visiting the priest in his dreams and asking why he chose money over the fetus, but ends with the priest going 50/50 with God

[@ADMusic1999]

Hey, that’s bigger than tithing. God is down

[@Florkl]

“Only some priests interpret it that way” HOT DAMN

"Most humans don't fit in bowls" 💀😂

[@cubingcraft2]

but most cells do 🤷

[@polreamonn]

@@cubingcraft2 Not Soft Cell. Marc Almond is defo bigger than a bowl.

[@bruceneu8588]

Unless it is a huge bowl.

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

Small babies?

[@captainobvious8037]

I double checked. Most humans don't fit in bowls.

[@TnT_F0X]

Knitting is a very fair analogy for how cells divide over and over until you end up with a person... just like you start with one loop and end up with a blanket or sweater 10,000 loops later.

[@San-lh8us]

or like when you put one grain of sand, it's still not a sand castle, but then you put one more, and it's still not a sand castle, and then out of nowhere it becomes a sand castle like 10 bagillion sand grains later

[@reed6514]

Or like when you set a 🌳 on 🔥 and its just one fire then another tree catches fire and oh its just a little fire then at some point you can suddenly call it a forest fire.

[@moonman2022]

Or like you blank one blank and it's no big deal, you blank a few more blanks and it's still whatever, but then one day you blank yet another blank and suddenly they're calling it a genocide.

[@danielnemesio3388]

I really doubt those guys knew what mitosis was. The guys who thought there isn't a seed smaller than mustard's definitely didn't know what cells were

[@shinobix4925]

​@danielnemesio3388 yeah they definitely didn't know about it, but they did prophesy it's discovery, this is how most prophecies work. You say one prophecy, you get it wrong, it's no big deal, you're just a bad prophet. Then you tell another prophecy, you get it wrong too, but who cares, it's just words. But if you keep telling 100s or 1000s of prophecies, at some point, even if all of them are wrong, there'll be a handful of them, where if you really overanalyse them and twist the words, you'll be able to interpret them in a way that's kinda close to the truth, and all of a sudden you're the new Nostradamus

[@RobertAnderson-o6l]

“Nah” “Good point”

[@grabble7605]

2:50 It's actually _really easy_ to believe Zach's version of God said that lmao

[@iamwatching7879]

"Super hell, with the music industry" 😂😂

[@adams13245]

Well, they did make mini hell- AKA purgatory, where those that didn't confess to a priest end up to have the sin burned out of them before heaven. And you, dear believer can speed them through this torture, for a payment of $19.99. "I thought that was the main cause of the protestant reformation? You know, the church splitting over abuse of indulgences, those bri- I mean payments to speed souls through mini hell? Wouldn't they get rid of that? Especially after the wars of religion, where protestants and catholics were butchering each other?" "Well, it could help the protestant sects come back into line... but, on the other hand, money. So we just don't advertise it as much, but, if you snoop around a little, you can find your cash for salvation offer."

[@DWBI-h7q]

You should make a “when god/jesus comes back and makes an updated Bible

[@davisdf3064]

"The Bible 2: Now we got Lasers, Cocaine and Jesus John Wick"

[@3gou]

FR

[@Shishiochan]

We need Moses on that discussion 😂

[@frankschaefer8890]

THIS

[@OneArmASMR]

That would be brilliant

[@NoName-mi8js]

"Didn't Mark say fuck those kids?" "Only some priests interpreted it that way".

[@freddykabuffke461]

Oh SNAP! Ok, I get it. brutal

[@IamMort69]

Whats it referring to specifically? (In the bible)

[@xardnaslp3171]

"naaaah" "good point" truly a master of words

[@NYXKISS]

The pope was willing and able to accept abortion into his heart

[@Skullhawk13]

*His wallet

[@DetectivePlays0]

"A continuously growing ball of cells inside you that can't feel anything? You mean a tumor?"

[@tincan4478]

3:05 “Are you out of your god damn mind?” Said the priest

[@robby7337]

That paint metaphor just fell apart like anyone's morals once money is involved lol.

[@terrnoisrp8894]

Facts. Everything all about money. Planned parenthood makes so much money would not be surprised if this happens.

[@henrysurev6908]

@@terrnoisrp8894they make money because they provide a service. You could literally say the same thing of anyone who earns money

[@voltdamia8094]

@@terrnoisrp8894 Not everything is about money. And honestly the Church would literally never officially interpret this into dogma- in fact it has been against abortion for an extremely long time.

[@danielnemesio3388]

​@@voltdamia8094the bible literally has instructions to how to conduct an abortion. They changed dogma for money plenty of time. Like how priests only became required to be celibate when their children and widows started inheriting the church's lands

[@danielnemesio3388]

​@@terrnoisrp8894not nearly as much as the Vatican, thats for sure

[@wh0th3fcar3s]

"first grade" was evil 😅😅

[@TsukiNaito1]

Personally, I say more like age 12. Before that, they're like an ugly cat on methamphetamine.

[@Xephyranth]

"life is a gift from God" "well yeah, the austrian painter was also a gift from God"

[@Greenkitten45]

*DAMN* 😂😂💀

[@King_gurgler]

yes he was a gift his actions were not god gave us free will to do evil things those of us who suffer because of the men who abuse it will be rewarded by going to heaven

[@stego-]

technically society did improve after his reign, so i guess he was a gift?

[@JellieThePink]

@@stego-Correlation does not indicate causation, also fucking yikes dawg, also fucking yikes, like yikes

[@King_gurgler]

@stego- all life is a gift even if its evil

[@TheBestDog]

Cake batter in a bowl is not cake! 🧁 😂

[@pikleman5880]

Not according to the FDA

[@TheBestDog]

@ The FDA said it’s not cake! You’re spreading mjssjnformatjon 🤪

[@thornback5641]

Honestly this ones been around for years. I'm in a FB group "Raw batter isn't a cake, raw fetus isn't a baby." And its been around since June 2019

[@_theknighthawk_7018]

@@thornback5641 ...fun fact...a baby is not classed as a human, but despite being referred to it informally, it is closer to a parasite then it's own organism.

[@BigBoyJay_69]

Pretty good analogy

[@taylorgazella6597]

I like my cousins argument. The first 5 months the fetus is like a kidney, it can’t live without you but you can live without it. Then 6 months medical science can let it live outside the womb but it usually has very severe medical problems and doesn’t typically live past 20 years old

[@nojjon7048]

Ikr, and a lot of mentally and quite a few physically handicapped people can't live let alone survive on there own. Don't even have to abort them, just stop caring for them.

[@joshcusack422]

i didnt gain consciousness til i was 3 so the first grade thing makes sense since some people dont snap in til then. some never at all.

[@Tubeytime]

How this man doesn't have a million subs is beyond comprehension

[@olgakomp3924]

I thought he did, until I read your comment

[@alitariktunc6479]

he has in his other channel, which is more popular for some reason i don't get

[@mystey1]

One of the best English spekaing comedian on youtube

[@themightyironoak]

"Most humans don't fit in bowls" Seems legit to me

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

On God, this is true. This reminds me of some George Carlin clips about church and money.

[@valerie7586]

I like the syrup comparison! The whole skit is just genius! Thanks!

[@DrownedWick8]

If that happened then there would be *so many silent excommunications*

[@funnymonkey3961]

“First grade” is what got me

[@mushroomjuise2349]

bro finally got budget for the costumes

[@Limelight2800]

The church using scientific reasoning is crazy

[@Maleegi]

They would if they got paid for it

[@everythingisstupid]

Lots of the most influential scientists are/were Christian

[@VKM-xs5tv]

The Catholic Church did accept evolution and try to explain it from Christianity's perspective, so it has kinda happened in the past IRL.

[@BobTheBanana1]

@@Maleegi Me when i use science for an agenda instead of using it for science.

[@Cr-pj8bz]

​@@VKM-xs5tv so mental gymnastics as usual😂

[@fireknergy2524]

"Just one small Update"... The Update :

[@hi_hello10]

2:27 it does sound like something he would say

[@SaraBlitenthal]

The costume department is working overtime

[@chrisjackson1889]

3:21 Everyone has the moral high ground until. . .😂

[@heybro345]

Couldn't agree more😂

[@jameswalker68]

The budget for the outfits was high in this one! It’s closer to syrup 😂😂

[@djvee25]

He knows the Bible like someone who's been to church a few times 😅

[@orrorsaness5942]

1:21, perfect analogy

[@TheTealDragon]

Zach Star quoting Bible scripture was NOT on my 2024 bingo card 💀

[@NaudVanDalen]

I like how quickly money changed his mind at the end.

[@thekingofthings2002]

Your ability to both understand both sides of a complicated issue and then completely roast them is god-tier. Pun intended.

[@KarlRF_]

Zach star himself please don’t stop uploading you’re hilarious and you simply make excellent content - Love from Scandinavia! 🇩🇰

[@cadenchitwood9491]

This is your thoughts when you look at the Church from what the world tells you. Dig into the Church's historical positions and you'd understand.

[@dani007a]

Historically, the church would have been fine with abortions because they believed that life started when God put the Breath of Life in a person rather than at conception. It wasn't until the 70's that the Evangelical movement shifted the belief to life beginning at conception.

[@JushakF]

Yeah. Understand how full of shit they are.

[@miguelvales5125]

This is indulgences come again. Actualy, super realistic, unfortunetly.

[@adams13245]

Yahweh has a long history with dead babies. I mean, there's Joshua's mass murd- I mean "righteous slaughter" of the Canaanites, cause Yahweh couldn't be bothered to just appear to them all at once and talk to them. He didn't even mass mind control them, or give them all heart attacks. Instead he made Joshua and his army slaughter them, town by town, the men women and children. Cause pointless murder is badass!/s Then there's the flood- worldwide rains that leave a layer of water up to Mt Everest drowning everything. I bet there were a ton of babies who died in that. And the killing of the firstborn in Egypt. Specifically targeted towards babies.

[@divebombexpert2619]

"If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you.” John 15:18

[@PerceyIchorre]

and that somehow makes it better!

[@frankiefourfingers1158]

John 15:19 New International Version If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you.

[@yucol5661]

Same verse could have been used by Hitler to say Jesus was on his side. Or by anyone who wants to make themselves the victim and say that everyone is against them, therefore they are right.

[@divebombexpert2619]

@@yucol5661 Hitler was part of the world. He hated those who followed God. It is not about if you are hated it is about being part of the world or being chosen by God.

[@krembryle]

I'm an atheist. I'm pro-choice. The world(most of it) hates me. Now, does that imply that god was hated first?

[@DeemIsTaken]

I love how this was posted 7 minutes ago and there are comments from 2 weeks ago

[@crimsonthunder2641]

There channel members

[@TexanSupremacy]

Channel members get early access.

[@bartolhrg7609]

​@@crimsonthunder2641 they're I can't believe how some people can be so stupid they don't understand that

[@I_MightBeDemon]

@@bartolhrg7609 you must be fun at parties

[@bartolhrg7609]

@@I_MightBeDemon if you confuse your/you're and there/their/they're You deserve nothing but to go back to primary school

[@ryanko565]

"Im gonna buy heaven!" That had me.

[@rusluck6620]

Church before reformation be like

[@sayorancode]

​@@rusluck6620 which of the 10000000000 churches?

[@rusluck6620]

@@sayorancode talking about catholic church. There was basically only 4 churches at that time also, theres not that many churches

[@nordos]

@@rusluck6620 to be fair, nowadays you could call basically any church in the US to be their own church, since the pastors are interpreting the scriptures the way they want, so....

[@rusluck6620]

@nordos most of them belong to entire denominations that are twisting scripture heavily. Also yeah a lot of them are independent

[@thebeesknies]

3:14 Bored billionaire activities 😂

[@Eggette]

Mr Krabs would never buy anything remotely expensive

[@andrzej2501]

So true... Make money, make money - I'm the mo-fo pope and I make money!

[@the1ucidone]

lol these skits are freaking amazing

[@JimOkurku_]

Video idea: "The president before he starts WW3:" like he talks to experts and everyone tells him to not start WW3 because of very good reasons but the president is gonna give excuses like "Well millions dead is a statistic", "But has it happened yet?" and "let me consult god" ect. ect.

[@Jenifer_R_]

I have not yet watched the video, but this is a like and a comment just for the Thumbnail. What a launch of the Christmas season!

[@BSI_Inc.]

2:57 super hell😂😂😂

[@Global-yt]

If there's Super Hell, and Super Heaven, does that mean that there's Super...

[@davisdf3064]

@@Global-yt Helldivers are going to have a field day with that one

[@naomistarlight6178]

I wasnt trippin before I was born

[@FedoraMan-Sports]

"Scientific Reasoning" is the most crazy thing heard from the church

[@JZsBFF]

There's worse stuff in their Cat-holy-c book.

[@jayluss]

Maybe, if you know very little about the history of the Catholic Church’s positive influence in scientific reasoning and advancement. 90% of the Fathers of modern scientific studies were Catholic or some denomination of Catholic. It’s actually mind blowing when you look into it. We stand on the shoulders of giant Catholics. Or Catholic giants, or whatever.

[@brubie7584]

The church was important for certain advances. Heck we still name the calendar after a pope for fixing old inaccuracies

[@JZsBFF]

@@brubie7584 Pretty sure that those advance would have been there WITHOUT divine intervention.

[@King_gurgler]

it really isnt. science isnt contradictory to any religion something i sometimes hear is that god is literally breaking the laws of physics in the bible and yeah true but we have observed things in space that do the same so yeah if a random object in space can i dont see why god cant

[@cursedhfy3558]

Indulgences are one of the biggest reasons for the protestant reformation. This would certainly end poorly for the catholics.

[@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana]

Ironic, as it is 1 of the most adherent to the point of the Bible (Kingdom of Heaven). 🙄

[@bruceneu8588]

We see the sorites paradox in this video. If one cell does not make a life, then two cells do not. If two cells do not make a life, then three cells do not, and so forth.

[@yucol5661]

Correct. We do not know what exactly makes us people or were the boundaries are. It’s not a real factual concept so why should or laws act as if there is some hard start boundary at some point early in pregnancy? We do our best and use lots of varied laws and case by case rules. Like the old “first breath” or “heart beat” or “conception” beach marks for pregnancies. They are nonsense that does lot correlate with any soul or mental capacity or personhood but they are good made up ways to mark time and make our laws easier. A less controversial one is adulthood at 18, not a hard biologically defined number but a useful agreed upon legal tool. For the few transitional periods between person and not a person (pregnancy or dying) we use different laws. For people who are brain dead or with different minds we use diferent rights, often on a case by case basis. Even for CHILDREN we use different laws, they are definitely people, but they don’t get all the same people rights or ethical considerations or autonomy. Either legally or culturally or religiously, we do not often treat children like adults or like their own person. And those are already born, so what justification is there for fetuses? Long dead people, animals, companies or some objects are not people but they get a lot of the same rights as people. It’s almost as if real life is complicated and we need to make do with what laws we got and what our bests guesses and approximations are.

[@umbraemilitos]

Ending a pregnancy in the Old Testament was not murder, and it was explicitly commanded to happen in some cases.

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

Exactly

[@hankova14]

Proof?

[@umbraemilitos]

@hankova14 Leviticus 24:17 states that the penalty for murder is death. Exodus 21 The penalty for causing a miscarriage through violence is a fine. Numbers 5: 27 unfaithful women will have their pregnancies terminated by ritual procedure.

[@hankova14]

​@@umbraemilitos And you agree with the Bible?

[@umbraemilitos]

@hankova14 Agreement is irrelevant. This is what it says.

[@joaojosevaldo]

i can imagine he got that pope costume for a party and then realized he could made a video out of it

[@MegaKhelditia]

AND a tax write-off!

[@nicksiscoolhi]

"It's closer to being syrup than human"😭

[@killianmiller6107]

Honestly it’s really not. Syrup is an sugary product of maple trees, and by nature it will never be remotely human. On the contrary, a human zygote is a human at the earliest stage of development and will grow into an infant if you don’t kill them.

[@NaudVanDalen]

The cake baking comparison is perfect. 😆

[@yucol5661]

It’s good because even if a person’s mind breaks at the idea of a person not being a clear defined easy to understand thing, a cake is way easier for them to process. Like how some people cannot understand negative numbers or complex emotions. Doesn’t mean they aren’t a thing, just that you need to dumb it down or explain it differently until they actually see them

[@SuperMrsMar]

I thought the painting was a good one too. You have the canvas and you have the paint. Is it a painting? No. But it could potentially become a painting or potentially not become a painting. Just like the cluster of cells could or could not become a person.

[@C_heeseable]

Knowing Zach's previous skits, I wouldn't be surprised that the pope actually talked to god, and god actually said that.

[@yashkapoor0]

the conversations are so good sometimes i forget that it's just zach acting multiple people XD

[@filipeaerts6387]

Threes are alive, are they sacred no?! What do you think my forniture is made of?!

[@mrlagx]

1:49 best argument 👌

[@DragonMasterJason]

Prodistant vs catholic churches

[@naomistarlight6178]

Protestant megachurch: think we can also get the women getting abortions to buy merch

[@Mailed-Knight]

Protestant?

[@DragonMasterJason]

@Mailed-Knight any religion that warships God and jesues but isn't catholic is called protestant

[@海伯庵]

@@Mailed-Knight Pro-distant. Because Protestants are always believing in shit that are far from what Christ actually brought as His Gospel. ... They refuse to want anything but for Christ to be their cosmic butler.

[@thebeesknies]

1:32 nah this one caught me so off guard 😭

[@attila0323]

That was the part where I had to pause the video because I laughed so hard.

[@thebeesknies]

@ honestly same 🤣

[@Tacos_Paco]

Nothing like blasting the future into a sock.

[@King_gurgler]

is this pro or against cooming

[@sayorancode]

well it is not the future, if there was never the prospect of it actually growing

[@Cerberus3434]

Not all of us make it out alive. We are imperfect creatures with a faulty genetic code due to years of inbreeding. It's only a matter of time before Big Brother wipes the board because humans can't be tricked anymore.

[@anthonyhu6705]

fucking hell how do you come up with a concept like this

[@Jasonshoots]

In the abstract! 🤣

[@divebombexpert2619]

I would assume a hatred of religious people.

[@DanKaschel]

@@divebombexpert2619you don’t need to hate people to ridicule their hypocrisy

[@divebombexpert2619]

@@DanKaschel The hypocrisy of something we don’t do?

[@Global-yt]

@@divebombexpert2619 Coming from a Christian, we are plagued by hypocrisy. It's ridiculous. Though not on this issue. Not yet anyway.

[@EnglishwithAlan]

where have you been all my life. you're a freaking genius. I'm sharing as many of these as |I can before I get shut down.

[@markgaumee]

I was distracted from the biblically accurate verse interpretations by your amazing Bishop outfit🔥

[@hellfire66683]

Life is a gift, but gifts can be returned

[@AllYourMemeAreBelongToUs]

How ever much you splurged for that costume, worth it.

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

2:39 “I don’t give a shit. Do you!” 😂😂

[@A_very_good_cheese]

Still dont know on what side zach is and i never want to find out

[@bonusaccount3474]

He reveals his political opinions in the election livestream, if you ever want to find out.

[@maevekahler]

@@bonusaccount3474where is that?

[@WILIZIN]

Just look at who he refuses to make fun of, and who he puts more effort into tearing down.

[@King_gurgler]

judging by his subscription video i think we can tell like that video literally had him admit he (or his character) was watching pseudo cp and it being normal. and only one side is known for that

[@King_gurgler]

@@bonusaccount3474 what does he say?

[@Neion8]

Fellas, should dust have human rights?

[@trifortay]

"all good'

[@sufthegoat]

Keep it up zach spot on! ❤😂

[@mafia_boss_neto]

Oh, the bishop outfit lol

[@DietaryCandle]

Think that’s the pope

[@mafia_boss_neto]

@@DietaryCandle Yes, but those are not Pope attires, those are Bishop attire, I'm surprised that Zach has a Bishop outfit lol

[@DietaryCandle]

zech

[@setonixI]

@@mafia_boss_neto The Pope also wears the Mitre and Chasuble, but only in the context of Mass. It's just a cheap costume based on the pop culture's imagery of the Pope that doesn't make much sense, but obviously that's not the point of a costume.

[@mafia_boss_neto]

@@setonixI The whole point is that you don't really expect someone to have a bishop/pope/priest costume laying around.

[@juanblanco3325]

I'd rather raise a kid than be stuck in Super Hell with the Music Industry

[@gegecry]

Oh I'm sure the comments are gonna be civil and respectful

[@jorgebarriosmur]

I have only ONE question, before I decide wich side to join: Do I get a cut?

[@sayorancode]

yes

[@NoNameNoWhere]

I'm pretty confident the people who get offended if you disagree with them AT ALL regarding abortion don't watch these videos. So, yeah, I'd wager the comments would be mostly civil.

[@Conta_Minated]

What could go wrong? Literally nothing. It’s just physically impossible.

[@destroyergod_9205]

Most people in the comments already are fans of this guy, so no problems

[@athosgomesfonseca]

“Is it though?“ 🤭

[@Disgruntled_Grunt]

I'm so grateful that YT gave a little explanation of what abortions are beneath the video. I never could've understood the skit otherwise.

[@undergroundvagos8481]

This is genius

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

I agree with the take that anyone who stops an abortion from happening then has to help raise the child

[@JabamiLain]

Good point.

[@Avin9969]

Orphanages already exist.. so many alternatives to baby murder...

[@AmirDarkOne]

your body ,your choice. you f around,now you found out. children didn't choose to be ,you did. now take responsibility

[@Greenkitten45]

Makes sense. People who care about children not being born should also be committed to their health, safety, and up-bringing after they get here.

[@RobertAnderson-o6l]

Not how that works

[@ausar4715]

“I’m gonna buy heaven” 😂 3:14

[@killianmiller6107]

Little bit of sacrilegious in this video

[@Global-yt]

welcome to Zach Star Himself

[@destroyergod_9205]

I don't know... He talked to God and you have to believe him

[@wdeltag]

​@@destroyergod_9205 it is the L A W

[@adams13245]

As opposed to... every chrisitian? Cause the bible is contradictory- you have Jesus saying not the least stroke of the pen will be taken from the old (testament) law till heaven and earth end- but then Paul says the old (testament) law will gain you nothing. Note the old testament laws includes such heinous sins as wearing mixed fabrics, doing "work" on Sundays, and eating pork. But those are all overwritten by Jesus. But not the part about male homosexuality being an abomination. That's still in effect.

[@killianmiller6107]

What does that have to do with my comment?

[@encounteringjack5699]

Lmao “I wasn’t trippin before I was born.”

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Yeah. I, too, have ideals and morals which can be bought.

[@JZsBFF]

"There's an end in this line AND this point ain't it! Feel free to find it."

[@Nightenstaff]

If I wasn't for sale, I'd be for rent.

[@Apher69]

My opinion is, some people die in child birth so those people should havd the ability to stop that. Also, if someone is so focused on getting an abortion, she's not going to be nice to the kid. What then

[@FedoraMan-Sports]

"It's more like baking"

[@signalnine2601]

One problem is that if a religious person doesn't get an abortion and that kid is raised in the religion, they potentially pay tithing for life.

[@pugpartyproductions9499]

Religion isn't bad buddy

[@connorgrynol9021]

@@pugpartyproductions9499debatable. Religion certainly enables a lot of unethical organizations to persist.

[@idksomecarguy]

Development of Doctrine has been integral to the Catholic Church. When someone wants to change dogma they create a new denomination. That’s why there’s 42,000+

[@harrisonlynch4701]

That’s a common misconception. Ready to Harvest made a video explaining that the researchers who created the book on denominations count each instance of a church in a different country as a different church. This means that the Catholic Church alone gets counted like 700 times instead of once. He estimated that there’s really only about 2000 different churches worldwide which is still probably too many.

[@idksomecarguy]

@@harrisonlynch4701 I didn't realize, however my point still stands (albeit not quite as impactful)

[@pasindupriyananda9098]

Microorganisms

[@marcberm]

Does having the automatic information banner under a video affect ad revenue, and/or how it does or doesn't get shown to people or anything?

[@adamandsethdylantoo]

Average traditionalist Catholic thinks this is what the post Vatican II church actually is