England started a lot of the modern societies we have today and that same England was at war with the French on and off for significantly longer than a lot of countries have been around. Think of your most toxic relationship, it's in people blood to hate the French that way xD
@AmirDarkOne6 күн бұрын
safe edgy, also known as not edgy.
@IcyPastel6 күн бұрын
"We're all made in gods image. And I know what you're thinking, even the french?" took me by surprise, lol!
@tirsden4 күн бұрын
"Even the French? Especially the French!" "Umm, I'm gonna need chapter and verse on that one."
@hackman6692 күн бұрын
@@tirsdenWhars with French Joke? Did he pick random country from a hat
@C_heeseable6 күн бұрын
"What I am trying to say in mathematical terms is weddings are getting expensive, and people are getting gayer." Adding that one to the Zach Star out of context list.
@darixenous_shadowscale5 күн бұрын
Yuuuup xD
@bruce41395 күн бұрын
Also the first and second rule would be good out of context
@hackman6692 күн бұрын
Sounds a bit too woke for me 😅
@taivandam6 күн бұрын
Zach Star perfectly pissing off every single group of people just enough that he is immune to cancellation is beautiful to watch
@mgrah37235 күн бұрын
He knows how to do edgy humor correctly
@JKBDTS5 күн бұрын
In this video it is clear who he's making fun of.
@MisterIncog5 күн бұрын
@@JKBDTSi mean, he also does make fun of queer people, but in a way that isn’t offensive (well, not to me at least). I guess he’s more making fun of stereotypes rather than punching down people themselves, that’s why it works.
@richardgalbavy71035 күн бұрын
Is this "cancellation" still a thing? Are there people who are backed by science saying something what might be "controversial" and are cancelled by some significant group?
@mgrah37235 күн бұрын
@@richardgalbavy7103 honestly, it's not a thing
@aaronpua26306 күн бұрын
"beign straight is gay. Which is bad, but now it's good. So do it now, cause it's good and think it's good, cause it's good. all good?" is a string of words i never knew i would find so funny until now.
@zachapack46246 күн бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that string of words!
@theyaden5 күн бұрын
It's the little nicky string when the demon was convincing the congregation to sin.
@fireice86 күн бұрын
"That...could mean a lot of things" Classic
@kv59176 күн бұрын
Yes but only if there's financial incentive Morals 0, business skills over 9K
@user-df4kf6fg7h5 күн бұрын
Personally I follow the Hellsing Abridged interpretation: that a man is not allowed to do another man in their vag*na.
@mystey14 күн бұрын
You have to believe me. It's the law
@TakeApartLab2 күн бұрын
The worst part is that its true, it could mean a lot of things as long as you go deep enough. now, because i am both not a bible scholer and dont know ancient (hebrew?) i wont yap to much but in "a man with a man" apparently the two 'man' were origionaly different words and context is lost in translation. but idk, it might just be a copout.
@elmodelo1012 күн бұрын
@@TakeApartLab Yes, the classic "out of context" and let's not forget the even more classic "it's a metaphor", lol.
@stack42296 күн бұрын
Zach has become my source for religion and news
@EvieMartin-f6p6 күн бұрын
Questionable source but ok
@swedishfish23575 күн бұрын
Aaaaaand in more news
@mucicafrajer5 күн бұрын
@@EvieMartin-f6p Best source
@williamkimball49015 күн бұрын
Sadly one of the most reliable sources (comparing to legacy media).
@harrytlynx57155 күн бұрын
@@EvieMartin-f6p a lot less questionable than the majority of the mAinStreAM mEdiA and InflUEncErs though
@jessesmith68246 күн бұрын
Bro is practicing for that "she may call me father, but tonight she's calling me daddy".
@TexMeta6 күн бұрын
At the confession booth like "I'm sorry daddy, I've been bad."
@Amanda-j3y6 күн бұрын
Pedo incest kinks are nasty, no integrity
@Chompy16675 күн бұрын
Oh daddy I've been a bad girl. For the last time it is father forgive I have sinned!
@parklife275 күн бұрын
he did so many roleplay
@MementoMoriv25 күн бұрын
Forgive me daddy for I’m about to sin
@samuelmorrow17305 күн бұрын
Funny thing about Levitcal verses is that most denominations don't follow it except for the gay part. For example, do not eat pig is also in Levitcus, but I have been to a priests cookout and had the best bacon ever.
@a-liberal-patriot5 күн бұрын
I like the one about no mixed fabrics in clothing. Doesn't cotton underwear have an elastic waistband?
@JasTheSass5 күн бұрын
Yeah. I grew up catholic and my father asked a deacon about the no pig thing while converting. The response he got was basically “it’s cool, Jesus said it was fine later”.
@mystey14 күн бұрын
You have to believe me. It's the law
@hackdurbrain4 күн бұрын
God I love not being a Jew
@mosheackman60953 күн бұрын
@@a-liberal-patriotthe restriction on mixed fabrics is specifically wool and linen
@Limelight28006 күн бұрын
He has a point, who else is going to wear those short shorts😂
@ML-yn9yu6 күн бұрын
As a gay, facts.
@jinksdalfang88436 күн бұрын
Middle aged men in crisis? Mine took the form of boundaries, but who knows what another man’s crisis looks like.
@lightreign80216 күн бұрын
Totally straight Rhodesian dudes who would feed you to crocodiles for questioning their sexuality?
@Ricocossa16 күн бұрын
And the flannels
@skylx08126 күн бұрын
Ever seen pics of 80s sports and P.E. classes?
@TotoDG5 күн бұрын
I’m sorry, but there’s one massive glaring issue that I simply _cannot_ ignore. Lesbians buy Subarus, not Jeeps.
@d4ncedemon326Күн бұрын
It's both really 😂
@snapdragonslairКүн бұрын
Gay Subaru owner, can confirm
@averagejojoenjoyer81906 күн бұрын
Cannot wait for a video where transitioning surgery money go to the church
@SUPER_ZOMBIE5 күн бұрын
the church would be rolling in it like never before 😂
@RanEncounter5 күн бұрын
@@SUPER_ZOMBIE how so?
@JosepiThe13th5 күн бұрын
@@RanEncounter Because its a very expensive procedure. And I do mean *very* expensive.
@yuumimaisfrancaise5 күн бұрын
With circumcision, they're already half way there
@RanEncounter4 күн бұрын
@@JosepiThe13th But the number of people needing transition surgeries are extremely low. Even if the surgeries would be expensive, the number is so low that it would get the chirch very little money.
@thejuanderer42066 күн бұрын
I think I’ve restarted this 4 times, but I can’t get tired of how funny this is.
@jasonducarjr6 күн бұрын
If this new Priest character doesn't get a full movie-trilogy production thing like the Kidnappers, then I'm gonna riot😂
@c.g.silver87825 күн бұрын
+1😂
@nocturnalverse57396 күн бұрын
Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@bobbaseball5 күн бұрын
..say that again
@nocturnalverse57395 күн бұрын
@@bobbaseball Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@epigone17964 күн бұрын
@@nocturnalverse5739 One more time, just for good measure
@Brahvim8 сағат бұрын
@@epigone1796 _My turn:_ """ Zach's gonna be a _Star._ He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other. """
@T0eTickler305 күн бұрын
0:23 I believe you're looking for "I'm god, I don't make the rules"
@WaltDevil0605 күн бұрын
YES YOU DO!!
@user-scott-pearce15 күн бұрын
pretty soon Zach will know the bible better then some priest
@LovecraftianGodsKiller6 күн бұрын
He probably does already
@brazenserpent76 күн бұрын
than*
@terrnoisrp88946 күн бұрын
Your not wrong
@brazenserpent76 күн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 You're*
@GeezSus6 күн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 *You're
@max-abobea6 күн бұрын
Money is money, duhh
@JZsBFF6 күн бұрын
Nothing holier than a fat bank account.
@horatiotodd87235 күн бұрын
@JZsBFF I don’t know about protestant churches, but the vast majority of the money collected in the Catholic Church goes to charity and the Catholic Church is the largest charity in the world
@horatiotodd87235 күн бұрын
Their charity is much more effective than government aid as well because they actually run schools and send in people to build wells and houses
@JZsBFF5 күн бұрын
@@horatiotodd8723 "largest" doesn't mean much when it comes to charity. I wouldn't be surprised it the sum of the Vatican's real estate did represent the largest concentration of that kind of wealth in the world: palace, monasteries, embassies, officals residences, farms, ...
@toonyandfriends19155 күн бұрын
@@JZsBFF what do you mean largest doesn't mean much when it comes to charity?
@captainobvious80375 күн бұрын
The French catching strays left and right ever since Verdun.
@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε6 күн бұрын
I am confident that this line of sketches will soon join the Zach Star Himself extended universe
@poolitzer3846 күн бұрын
For the last two years I forget about this tradition, am confused about the sudden influx of your videos in my abo box and then remember after a couple days. Thank you so so much for doing this I really enjoy every day :)
@ismaelmilla58525 күн бұрын
"When a trans loves a lesbian" that escalated so quickly 😅😂
@idaniluz6526 күн бұрын
I start to see a pattern with this year's December videos
@charlesleonreysumugat67816 күн бұрын
By the end of all this zacks gonna have the whole Christian church on his op list
@TheTexican056 күн бұрын
Costume department is finally up and running! Check out that frock. 🔥 Definite improvement over the industry standard, taped paper to chest ID tags. 👌 🍻
@KavinKrishnaswamy6 күн бұрын
3 Zach Star videos in three days! What did we do to deserve this blessing and how do we do it again?
@EchoC46 күн бұрын
If I remember correctly, he’s going to do one video a day for the month of December
@toshii21985 күн бұрын
Advent calendar, every december he tries to release 1 video every day till Christmas
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx6 күн бұрын
Bro is milking this payment to the church idea like Activision with Call Of Duty.
@darixenous_shadowscale5 күн бұрын
The church milking payment has been going on long before you and your grandparents were born bro. Activision has nothing on that xD
@malachigeorge9596 күн бұрын
Zach you’re a gift to the world 😂
@smcplayer4-gaming4832 күн бұрын
at 0:40 , that verse is actually mistranslated and has the original meaning of "Don't sleep with kids", not "Don't be gay".
@JJ-in3bcКүн бұрын
Yet in the Middle East, many countries practice Bacha Bazi 😮 A LOT!! 😮😮
@Acilican4 күн бұрын
Zach missed a perfect opportunity. In Leviticus every scenario that is covered lists when a man does x then y, then immediately when a woman does x then y, for the same thing. However it doesn't say when a woman lies with a woman as she would with a man. You'd think he'd put in the joke that must mean that god made it so women would experiment in university.
@divinegokublackrose6 күн бұрын
Wasn’t expecting this one
@Abyss7776 күн бұрын
how isnt the guy been cancelled yet. HES UNSTOPPABLE
@yds62686 күн бұрын
Because he's a rare actual centrist. He's not prejudiced and doesn't spread hate towards anyone.
@Abyss7776 күн бұрын
@@yds6268 true... but since when do twitterstenz care about that lol..... im glad tho. we need some true comedians around during hard times!
@Ricocossa16 күн бұрын
Because he's actually funny and not bigoted?
@cheshireket31326 күн бұрын
@@Abyss777 what's with the victimhood. You're imagining a problem
@Abyss7776 күн бұрын
@cheshireket3132 sorry man i don't get u. Victimhood? Tho its kinda hard not to imagine a prblm...these days u get canceled for the weirdest reasons.. Bro created a good community...
@dragonetafireballКүн бұрын
I mean it’s also an interpretation that didn’t really pop up until kings James version of the bible and I’ve seen solars say a more accurate translation may be “if a man lies with a boy” which would mean it was specifically forbidding abusing kids But then I’ve also seen people say it only applies to wars so there’s so many ways to twist it either way
@airplanes_aren.t_real6 күн бұрын
0:46 for context the original(or at least the most recent version we know of with that specific passage) said "man shall not lay with boy as he did so with a woman" but the church was more worried about homosexuality than pdfs
@washingtonfootballfan79746 күн бұрын
No you’re quoting a translation done by lgbt activists. As such I think it is fair to discount that translation of the Bible.
@jamesplayzreviews6 күн бұрын
Thank you! Someone gets it. It's about P. Diddys rather than gays
@elizathegamer4136 күн бұрын
@@washingtonfootballfan7974well you say that but the problem is mostly that languages aren't usually directly translatable. Both are plausible translations of the text, but it's unclear which is true and which is false, so then it comes down to beliefs. We call them homonyms in English, like "lie" means both go into a horizontal position and tell a falsehood. So for if you were to take the quote "man shall not lie with man as he does with woman" purely out of context, you could interpret it as either "bros before hoes" (men should not lie to each other even if they lie to women) or "no gay sex" (men should not lie next to in bed, implying having sex with, each other) ; I'm not saying that's what an English speaker would do, but if they were to translate to another language, and they didnt have someone telling them which interpretation is correct, they would have to make a choice between which they were going with. In this context, the ones who say what the right one is are also biased because well, they want it to be one way or the other (for both groups, as you said, activists and the church), so an independent translator would have to make the choice between the word (say it's "bondio" I just made that up idk if it means something) meaning man or boy
@setonix91516 күн бұрын
I'm sorry can you explain the nuance of the original hebrew? Because even the NRSVUE (which is quite 'untraditional' recommended by biblical scholars like Bart Ehrman) it still translates as " If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their bloodguilt is upon them."
@setonix91516 күн бұрын
@@elizathegamer413 Can you explain why and how the hebrew in this context could men an adolescent male instead of just male?
@markgaumee6 күн бұрын
First rule: "not on my face" fucking killed me🤣
@tenebrisity61704 күн бұрын
That's a mistranslation, the first verse, it's actually a man and a boy, which some people interpret as it being against pedophilla (though... We know how the church feels about that LOL/j.)
@KFCGull6 күн бұрын
"When Putin asks Santa for Ukraine for Christmas"
@3gou5 күн бұрын
PLEASE DO THIS ONE THIS IS GOD TIER
@knight31805 күн бұрын
lmao this is gold
@Tom-_-Hanks6 сағат бұрын
😊 Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
@daniels7907Күн бұрын
If we read Leviticus then 99% of humanity is damned for things as simple as eating pork or shellfish or wearing mixed fiber clothes.
@Noxthesergal11 сағат бұрын
Not to mention the simple fact it’s a 2000 year old book that has been translated 200 times. Which is more than enough for words to have their entire meaning changed. That book is the world’s longest running game of telephone.
@TheOutlierToday5 күн бұрын
"Start em young, they'll believe it" correct
@nitrofueled5056 күн бұрын
Clarification the levitcus thing is true but that was in the old testament you would also be put to death for a lot of other stuff back then
@HellspawnAirsoft6 күн бұрын
Leviticus is a guide of what will get you stoned to death. 😂 edit: it has a lot in it.
@katelawyer36895 күн бұрын
This is why I’m a Buddhist lol
@hanzolo76875 күн бұрын
That's why Jesus came to die, to take away the old covenant, and to define the new covenant for the gentiles.
@hanzolo76875 күн бұрын
@@katelawyer3689are you a Buddhist because of this verse, or a Buddhist because you believe it to be the most plausible belief given the reality of this world?
@TinaDanielsson5 күн бұрын
I just re-read a part of Genesis and I had totally forgot what a vengeful god God was in the beginning 😬
@paytonjones4326 күн бұрын
**sigh** just like real life, us Bi-men are forgotten/ignored
@yds62686 күн бұрын
It's a sad reality that when a man is bi, he's considered gay, but when a woman is bi, she's considered straight going through a "phase". Bi the way )
@c.g.silver87825 күн бұрын
no it's just everyone's jealous because they have the most options 😂
@adamandsethdylantoo2 күн бұрын
“When a biman loves a femboy, he does until he goes through twink death and dumps him for a cute girl he can actually tell his conservative parents about”
@TaurielTheElf6 күн бұрын
Has anyone in a country where it's illegal to have gay marriage ever tried to bribe a priest to officiate a gay wedding? Genuine question. Sounds like something that would happen.
@undergroundvagos84814 күн бұрын
Make more of these! They are genius! 🤣🤣
@rotzie88345 күн бұрын
The short shorts are also owned by the church
@MrMelonsz5 күн бұрын
Dude you are getting so funny. It feels like your comedy is evolving with every video, keep it up!
@innocentbystander33176 күн бұрын
Remember that time God broke one of His own commandments because His people broke a commandment they haven't received yet, then after resolving that told His people to go break that very commandment again to save themselves from snakes He sent to punish them for wanting to eat, then ordered them to break another commandment and sunder Canaan? Oh, and in that process, commanded Balaam to go do something, then sent an angel to unalive him (breaking a commandment) for doing what he was told to do, and was even told off by his donkey about how bad it is to do as God commands? If you take the Bible too seriously, you have a severe condition of the mind...
@nissantzvitovey6 күн бұрын
Just saying that the Bilam (I didn't mispell that, that's how it's pronounced in the original Hebrew) wasn't actually told to go, it's more like he kept bugging God about it, until God decided to become passive aggressive and tell him "if you want to go so badly, go ahead". Once he went, God was like "you know you really shouldn't be going, right?"
@innocentbystander33176 күн бұрын
@@nissantzvitovey "Let your yes mean yes, and your no, no." Guess His own words are too hard for Him to abide by, huh? So God can make a boulder so large that even He cannot lift it, and it's made entirely out of words. What a great deity, not a fraud at all, this yahweh fella...
@katelawyer36895 күн бұрын
This is why the only religions I tolerate are deism, Taoism and Buddhism lol.
@darixenous_shadowscale5 күн бұрын
THANK YOU!
@fuiscklam40875 күн бұрын
Commandments are for the people, not for God. God cannot be judged, because He's the ultimate Judge.
@antonionnam65944 күн бұрын
"end of times o'clock". Some weddings be screaming it all the time😂
It was never fair that gays missed out on their marriages turning loveless. No backsies.
@c.g.silver87825 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@raimuneishida19475 күн бұрын
This is why I'm subscribed, preach brother.
@Lobomaru025 күн бұрын
Ah. The birds and the bees, the bees and the bees, the birds and the birds, the birds that used to be bees, bees that used to be birds, birds that look like bees, and bees that look like birds but still have a fuckin' stinger.
@hellraiser2175 күн бұрын
FOOD IS FOOD!
@Automaton-374675 күн бұрын
@@hellraiser217 Do not eat the bees.
@TrinexxSlayer19 минут бұрын
don't forget the birds that don't fly or the bees that fly with multiple partners
@Ghost-hs6qq4 күн бұрын
Zach's "all good" is so good I am crying laugh 😭😭
@darkflux5 күн бұрын
this checked all the right boxes...or wrong boxes...whatever. it works.
@CheesyLizzy6 күн бұрын
I thought the rule was love your neighbor
@ronbroomell2 күн бұрын
This is hilarios, even if it offends some people! I am a 76-year-old proud to be Gay musician; and in my younger days, i was widowed twice, and bisexual -- everyone should be as they want to be!
@Mcfreddo2 күн бұрын
That book's been rewritten from the original scrolls anyway.
@Frostbyte5016 күн бұрын
The bisexual one hurts
@eiffelviolet6 күн бұрын
Bisexuality is usually not just a phase.
@smackthebomb5 күн бұрын
Yeah it’s a joke dawg
@SunnySkies2475 күн бұрын
Zach you made me cry today in a cathartic, old-pain-relived kind of way. And it was funny.
@charleslundy75456 күн бұрын
I'm still not clear on the whole Transman / Transwoman thing, but, they could stop telling me about their genitals... and I'd be okay with that. Okay? All Good? ❤ 🏳️🌈 😂 #HumanIsHuman
@youtubestudiosucks9786 күн бұрын
So you'd rather want it to be a suprise? Whatever floats your boat. You'll probably will gets lots of them coming after you now after they read that comment. You'll be drowing in suprises lol. Have fun and dont forget, it's okay to set boundaries, and if somebody is acting disrespectfull then you're not supposed to take it, standup for yourself, dont let yourself be bullied into doing things you dont want to do. No means no and if they dont respect that then kick their ass
@leviackerman58666 күн бұрын
125 views? Crazy early, I know this video will be W, so yes, you’re the best Zach-
@cadenchitwood94912 күн бұрын
Blud does not know the Catholic Church.
@ephremcortvrint23766 күн бұрын
The rules one made me burst out in public
@zekkozen20876 күн бұрын
a video a day... best christmas gift ever
@gottendrop40265 күн бұрын
If everybody is made in gods image does that mean god is a lil bit gay?
@hanzolo76875 күн бұрын
No, its a temptation, not a positive trait given by God
@TrinexxSlayer17 минут бұрын
probably pan
@goodfortunetoyou6 күн бұрын
See, there's an interesting pattern. The religious law seems to base their prescribed actions on whether the consequences work out well or not. That means that so long as everybody else is cool with gay people, God is too.
@johndoe93436 күн бұрын
"We weren't forced to reinterpret our religious scripture, it's just funny timing, trust."
@goodfortunetoyou6 күн бұрын
@@johndoe9343 Yeah, but also: "Thou shalt not eat pork and cheese at the same time" At the time that could make you sick and kill you or something. "makes you sick" => bad action => write it down as a prohibition. And then we figure out pasteurization and that becomes a non-issue, but the rule is still there, because people get mad if you try to update the bible.
@katelawyer36895 күн бұрын
You are so right bro.
@sla5hh6 күн бұрын
The birds and the birds talk
@TrinexxSlayer14 минут бұрын
ironically birds and birds can reproduce, while birds and bees do not
@shadowfirethesarcastic9517Күн бұрын
There's no way Zach could have crammed this many stereotypes into a single video without consulting actual gay people. 😆
@prancerandromeo6 күн бұрын
So i am catholic and should be offended by this series but im not bc i know its a joke
@JJ-in3bcКүн бұрын
And parts of it are actually true 😮
@RedX036 күн бұрын
Oh yeah if this is becoming a new series I’m so down, maybe we’ll get the church vs science
@gp-banjo6 күн бұрын
The church has contributed more to science than any other religious institution. It doesn't oppose it.
@dylanrapp76296 күн бұрын
Omg yes it’s December I’ve been looking forward to this all year!
@The_musical_gamer5 күн бұрын
Next video “if transgender transition payments were sent to the church
@adamandsethdylantoo2 күн бұрын
“You know, it’s kinda fucked up that we only let women be priests after a lot of priests became women, but sometimes you only realize your seminary could be making twice as much money when the bishop realizes internalized catholic guilt of never making it to heaven and the transgender fear of never passing is… eh basically the same thing”
@joshcp12236 күн бұрын
I had stroke trying to follow that last part.
@lizart46794 күн бұрын
That Leviticus chapter was actually mistranslated I'm fairly sure. I'm not gonna explain further bc I'm tired but look it up if you wanna
@MemekingJag4 күн бұрын
It's unidentified, not mistranslated. It uses an almost hapax legomenon for the word male (the passage is directed at men), but the only other connotation for that word would be it's other usage in relation to incest; and considering 18:22 succeeds after instructions specifically about incest, we can assume this did not have the connotation and indeed is just referring to men. So no, it still does mandate death for homosexual sex.
@JJ-in3bcКүн бұрын
Leviticus SLAVERY was OK. 😮 And women are "property" 😮😮 And... NOOOO BACON 😮😮😮 In context also... it was written to clergy & priests Wide spread practiced in the Middle East is Bacha Bazi. Obama administration told US military to turn a blind eye. 😮🤮
@hipoophicat42115 күн бұрын
0:33 can I get some Hindu people to tell me if that’s true?
@RJ...........5 күн бұрын
Ganesha has a head of a elephant. Because of a mistake where they cut the kids head off. Pretty interesting to look into
@Nachi-Blox5 күн бұрын
Yes, it’s true. Basically Parvati (wife of the god shiva) made Ganesha out of clay. She like the sculpture so much she made him come to life. Now I don’t exactly remember these part; Parvati had to do something so Ganesha could not let anyone through the door. This is where shiva comes in, with the conflict resulting in Ganesha losing his head. When Parvati found out, she told shiva to get a head for Ganesha. And so he did, but got an elephant head. I don’t exactly know why.
@rotationplus5 күн бұрын
Except Ganesha isn't a capital G God, at least in the way I believe.
@RJ...........5 күн бұрын
@@rotationplus Hinduism had the first Holy trinity. I know more from first sandscript, which was focused around Brahma. The 3 main were Brahma, shiva, Vishnu
@rotationplus5 күн бұрын
@@RJ........... I know, I'm hindu
@arpansaha21115 күн бұрын
To be clear the hindu god he's talking about is a man with the head of an elephant. He was born with a human head but his dad cut it off because he wouldn't let his dad enter their home cause his mom told him not to cause she was taking a bath. When his mom yelled at his dad for it he brought the boy back with the head of an elephant. Cause they couldn't find his old head.
@edburns5845 күн бұрын
I think zach may have actually infiltrated the church with that info he had 😂
@clairenilles1588Күн бұрын
Excellent job explaining all of those LBGT+ relationships. It's so nice to finally be able to understand those feelings that arise from time to time.
@mr.z31615 күн бұрын
Not on my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀
@sungod97976 күн бұрын
Are we gonna get an upload every day like last December? This is a pretty impressive upload schedule lmao
@cherryb0ng4 күн бұрын
That last speech is a perfect example of what happens when you cross Aristotelian logic with a Moebius strip.
@anothergenericgamer_5 күн бұрын
This guy is revealing more scriptures than most churches in 2024 LOL
@jamieking31245 күн бұрын
CHIEFS MENTIONED
@The_Gamerverse5 күн бұрын
Trying to get that new lambo is the best line 😂
@BrutalCarnage6 күн бұрын
They need to be consistent like Islam XD
@cheshireket31326 күн бұрын
@@BrutalCarnage which sect
@katelawyer36895 күн бұрын
Yoooo @cheshire spitting!
@BrutalCarnage5 күн бұрын
@@cheshireket3132 the ones staying consistent with their authenticated scriptures and the actions of their prophet, which they believe to serve as the code of conduct for how to act and behave. If anything Muslims are more consistent with following Christian beliefs than actual Christians, aside from believing Jesus was god reincarnated into man/was god.
@Shotgun_vk075 күн бұрын
Just to be clear, god is not an elephant acc to hindu bible. There is just one god who was beheaded when he was young but his life was saved by placing an elephant's head. There is a long story behind it. Btw loved the video ❤
@rebeccakeeper87802 күн бұрын
I thought it was said that Ganesha was spawned from clay.
@MichaelUrocyon6 күн бұрын
Doing linguistic backflips for style points at the end there.
@ryanstyle88625 күн бұрын
0:11 exactly 😅
@obasiswift5 күн бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say lol
@player_lv4305 күн бұрын
This is funny because the church would 100% do this.
@ShadowGaming420694 күн бұрын
“Even the French?” Lmfao.
@HashimotoDatsu5 күн бұрын
I was skeptical until he hit me with the "All good?" Hard to argue that logic.
@reverseflashplays8615Күн бұрын
Especially not hard ones😂😂
@Samuel_Burgess_6 күн бұрын
Teh god isn't an elephant but and a being made out or sweaty or something . Whose head got cut off and was replaced by an elephant child head
@kittynboots1536 күн бұрын
A true religious person who truly believes and wants to keep Gods word, would never change the church just for money or to be more excepted by society. I know that some congregations are built on that, but that just means that, those congregations are not truly of Gods word. Please don't lump all religious people, or even just Christians all together.
@katelawyer36895 күн бұрын
Personally some of us don’t like any variety of Christianity for it is a faith of lies, greed, and intolerance.
@pounce8Күн бұрын
" true religious person" 😂😂😂😂
@sammysamlovescats6 күн бұрын
You forgot about the Uhaul rentals for lesbians
@JJ-in3bcКүн бұрын
😉🤣
@redbirb4 күн бұрын
"When a trans man loves a lesbian it's end-times o' clock!" That caught me offguard lol
@Apher696 күн бұрын
0:50 That's actually a mistranslation years ago. We believe the scripture said "A man should not lay with a youg boy as he does wihh a women." So, don't mean to be that person. Also the Church doesn't do a good job on that scripture in either translation so yeah
@LerpyMerpy5 күн бұрын
I've heard this everywhere, and I'm not saying I don't believe it but I just have seen any proof
@4-art-ver469Күн бұрын
The original Line is "If a man lies w/ a BOY the way he does w/ a Woman" that line is a mistranslation