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Zach Star Himself

Zach Star Himself

Күн бұрын

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@robby7337
@robby7337 6 күн бұрын
"Even the French?" is crazy lol.
@terrnoisrp8894
@terrnoisrp8894 6 күн бұрын
😂
@JD_10
@JD_10 6 күн бұрын
Crazy, but accurate
@a-1pictures478
@a-1pictures478 6 күн бұрын
Lost it there hahaha
@fox.5730
@fox.5730 6 күн бұрын
England started a lot of the modern societies we have today and that same England was at war with the French on and off for significantly longer than a lot of countries have been around. Think of your most toxic relationship, it's in people blood to hate the French that way xD
@AmirDarkOne
@AmirDarkOne 6 күн бұрын
safe edgy, also known as not edgy.
@IcyPastel
@IcyPastel 6 күн бұрын
"We're all made in gods image. And I know what you're thinking, even the french?" took me by surprise, lol!
@tirsden
@tirsden 4 күн бұрын
"Even the French? Especially the French!" "Umm, I'm gonna need chapter and verse on that one."
@hackman669
@hackman669 2 күн бұрын
​@@tirsdenWhars with French Joke? Did he pick random country from a hat
@C_heeseable
@C_heeseable 6 күн бұрын
"What I am trying to say in mathematical terms is weddings are getting expensive, and people are getting gayer." Adding that one to the Zach Star out of context list.
@darixenous_shadowscale
@darixenous_shadowscale 5 күн бұрын
Yuuuup xD
@bruce4139
@bruce4139 5 күн бұрын
Also the first and second rule would be good out of context
@hackman669
@hackman669 2 күн бұрын
Sounds a bit too woke for me 😅
@taivandam
@taivandam 6 күн бұрын
Zach Star perfectly pissing off every single group of people just enough that he is immune to cancellation is beautiful to watch
@mgrah3723
@mgrah3723 5 күн бұрын
He knows how to do edgy humor correctly
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 5 күн бұрын
In this video it is clear who he's making fun of.
@MisterIncog
@MisterIncog 5 күн бұрын
@@JKBDTSi mean, he also does make fun of queer people, but in a way that isn’t offensive (well, not to me at least). I guess he’s more making fun of stereotypes rather than punching down people themselves, that’s why it works.
@richardgalbavy7103
@richardgalbavy7103 5 күн бұрын
Is this "cancellation" still a thing? Are there people who are backed by science saying something what might be "controversial" and are cancelled by some significant group?
@mgrah3723
@mgrah3723 5 күн бұрын
@@richardgalbavy7103 honestly, it's not a thing
@aaronpua2630
@aaronpua2630 6 күн бұрын
"beign straight is gay. Which is bad, but now it's good. So do it now, cause it's good and think it's good, cause it's good. all good?" is a string of words i never knew i would find so funny until now.
@zachapack4624
@zachapack4624 6 күн бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that string of words!
@theyaden
@theyaden 5 күн бұрын
It's the little nicky string when the demon was convincing the congregation to sin.
@fireice8
@fireice8 6 күн бұрын
"That...could mean a lot of things" Classic
@kv5917
@kv5917 6 күн бұрын
Yes but only if there's financial incentive Morals 0, business skills over 9K
@user-df4kf6fg7h
@user-df4kf6fg7h 5 күн бұрын
Personally I follow the Hellsing Abridged interpretation: that a man is not allowed to do another man in their vag*na.
@mystey1
@mystey1 4 күн бұрын
You have to believe me. It's the law
@TakeApartLab
@TakeApartLab 2 күн бұрын
The worst part is that its true, it could mean a lot of things as long as you go deep enough. now, because i am both not a bible scholer and dont know ancient (hebrew?) i wont yap to much but in "a man with a man" apparently the two 'man' were origionaly different words and context is lost in translation. but idk, it might just be a copout.
@elmodelo101
@elmodelo101 2 күн бұрын
​@@TakeApartLab Yes, the classic "out of context" and let's not forget the even more classic "it's a metaphor", lol.
@stack4229
@stack4229 6 күн бұрын
Zach has become my source for religion and news
@EvieMartin-f6p
@EvieMartin-f6p 6 күн бұрын
Questionable source but ok
@swedishfish2357
@swedishfish2357 5 күн бұрын
Aaaaaand in more news
@mucicafrajer
@mucicafrajer 5 күн бұрын
​@@EvieMartin-f6p Best source
@williamkimball4901
@williamkimball4901 5 күн бұрын
Sadly one of the most reliable sources (comparing to legacy media).
@harrytlynx5715
@harrytlynx5715 5 күн бұрын
@@EvieMartin-f6p a lot less questionable than the majority of the mAinStreAM mEdiA and InflUEncErs though
@jessesmith6824
@jessesmith6824 6 күн бұрын
Bro is practicing for that "she may call me father, but tonight she's calling me daddy".
@TexMeta
@TexMeta 6 күн бұрын
At the confession booth like "I'm sorry daddy, I've been bad."
@Amanda-j3y
@Amanda-j3y 6 күн бұрын
Pedo incest kinks are nasty, no integrity
@Chompy1667
@Chompy1667 5 күн бұрын
Oh daddy I've been a bad girl. For the last time it is father forgive I have sinned!
@parklife27
@parklife27 5 күн бұрын
he did so many roleplay
@MementoMoriv2
@MementoMoriv2 5 күн бұрын
Forgive me daddy for I’m about to sin
@samuelmorrow1730
@samuelmorrow1730 5 күн бұрын
Funny thing about Levitcal verses is that most denominations don't follow it except for the gay part. For example, do not eat pig is also in Levitcus, but I have been to a priests cookout and had the best bacon ever.
@a-liberal-patriot
@a-liberal-patriot 5 күн бұрын
I like the one about no mixed fabrics in clothing. Doesn't cotton underwear have an elastic waistband?
@JasTheSass
@JasTheSass 5 күн бұрын
Yeah. I grew up catholic and my father asked a deacon about the no pig thing while converting. The response he got was basically “it’s cool, Jesus said it was fine later”.
@mystey1
@mystey1 4 күн бұрын
You have to believe me. It's the law
@hackdurbrain
@hackdurbrain 4 күн бұрын
God I love not being a Jew
@mosheackman6095
@mosheackman6095 3 күн бұрын
​@@a-liberal-patriotthe restriction on mixed fabrics is specifically wool and linen
@Limelight2800
@Limelight2800 6 күн бұрын
He has a point, who else is going to wear those short shorts😂
@ML-yn9yu
@ML-yn9yu 6 күн бұрын
As a gay, facts.
@jinksdalfang8843
@jinksdalfang8843 6 күн бұрын
Middle aged men in crisis? Mine took the form of boundaries, but who knows what another man’s crisis looks like.
@lightreign8021
@lightreign8021 6 күн бұрын
Totally straight Rhodesian dudes who would feed you to crocodiles for questioning their sexuality?
@Ricocossa1
@Ricocossa1 6 күн бұрын
And the flannels
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 6 күн бұрын
Ever seen pics of 80s sports and P.E. classes?
@TotoDG
@TotoDG 5 күн бұрын
I’m sorry, but there’s one massive glaring issue that I simply _cannot_ ignore. Lesbians buy Subarus, not Jeeps.
@d4ncedemon326
@d4ncedemon326 Күн бұрын
It's both really 😂
@snapdragonslair
@snapdragonslair Күн бұрын
Gay Subaru owner, can confirm
@averagejojoenjoyer8190
@averagejojoenjoyer8190 6 күн бұрын
Cannot wait for a video where transitioning surgery money go to the church
@SUPER_ZOMBIE
@SUPER_ZOMBIE 5 күн бұрын
the church would be rolling in it like never before 😂
@RanEncounter
@RanEncounter 5 күн бұрын
​@@SUPER_ZOMBIE how so?
@JosepiThe13th
@JosepiThe13th 5 күн бұрын
​@@RanEncounter Because its a very expensive procedure. And I do mean *very* expensive.
@yuumimaisfrancaise
@yuumimaisfrancaise 5 күн бұрын
With circumcision, they're already half way there
@RanEncounter
@RanEncounter 4 күн бұрын
@@JosepiThe13th But the number of people needing transition surgeries are extremely low. Even if the surgeries would be expensive, the number is so low that it would get the chirch very little money.
@thejuanderer4206
@thejuanderer4206 6 күн бұрын
I think I’ve restarted this 4 times, but I can’t get tired of how funny this is.
@jasonducarjr
@jasonducarjr 6 күн бұрын
If this new Priest character doesn't get a full movie-trilogy production thing like the Kidnappers, then I'm gonna riot😂
@c.g.silver8782
@c.g.silver8782 5 күн бұрын
+1😂
@nocturnalverse5739
@nocturnalverse5739 6 күн бұрын
Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@bobbaseball
@bobbaseball 5 күн бұрын
..say that again
@nocturnalverse5739
@nocturnalverse5739 5 күн бұрын
@@bobbaseball Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@epigone1796
@epigone1796 4 күн бұрын
@@nocturnalverse5739 One more time, just for good measure
@Brahvim
@Brahvim 8 сағат бұрын
@@epigone1796 _My turn:_ """ Zach's gonna be a _Star._ He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other. """
@T0eTickler30
@T0eTickler30 5 күн бұрын
0:23 I believe you're looking for "I'm god, I don't make the rules"
@WaltDevil060
@WaltDevil060 5 күн бұрын
YES YOU DO!!
@user-scott-pearce
@user-scott-pearce 15 күн бұрын
pretty soon Zach will know the bible better then some priest
@LovecraftianGodsKiller
@LovecraftianGodsKiller 6 күн бұрын
He probably does already
@brazenserpent7
@brazenserpent7 6 күн бұрын
than*
@terrnoisrp8894
@terrnoisrp8894 6 күн бұрын
Your not wrong
@brazenserpent7
@brazenserpent7 6 күн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 You're*
@GeezSus
@GeezSus 6 күн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 *You're
@max-abobea
@max-abobea 6 күн бұрын
Money is money, duhh
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 6 күн бұрын
Nothing holier than a fat bank account.
@horatiotodd8723
@horatiotodd8723 5 күн бұрын
@JZsBFF I don’t know about protestant churches, but the vast majority of the money collected in the Catholic Church goes to charity and the Catholic Church is the largest charity in the world
@horatiotodd8723
@horatiotodd8723 5 күн бұрын
Their charity is much more effective than government aid as well because they actually run schools and send in people to build wells and houses
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 5 күн бұрын
@@horatiotodd8723 "largest" doesn't mean much when it comes to charity. I wouldn't be surprised it the sum of the Vatican's real estate did represent the largest concentration of that kind of wealth in the world: palace, monasteries, embassies, officals residences, farms, ...
@toonyandfriends1915
@toonyandfriends1915 5 күн бұрын
@@JZsBFF what do you mean largest doesn't mean much when it comes to charity?
@captainobvious8037
@captainobvious8037 5 күн бұрын
The French catching strays left and right ever since Verdun.
@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε
@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε 6 күн бұрын
I am confident that this line of sketches will soon join the Zach Star Himself extended universe
@poolitzer384
@poolitzer384 6 күн бұрын
For the last two years I forget about this tradition, am confused about the sudden influx of your videos in my abo box and then remember after a couple days. Thank you so so much for doing this I really enjoy every day :)
@ismaelmilla5852
@ismaelmilla5852 5 күн бұрын
"When a trans loves a lesbian" that escalated so quickly 😅😂
@idaniluz652
@idaniluz652 6 күн бұрын
I start to see a pattern with this year's December videos
@charlesleonreysumugat6781
@charlesleonreysumugat6781 6 күн бұрын
By the end of all this zacks gonna have the whole Christian church on his op list
@TheTexican05
@TheTexican05 6 күн бұрын
Costume department is finally up and running! Check out that frock. 🔥 Definite improvement over the industry standard, taped paper to chest ID tags. 👌 🍻
@KavinKrishnaswamy
@KavinKrishnaswamy 6 күн бұрын
3 Zach Star videos in three days! What did we do to deserve this blessing and how do we do it again?
@EchoC4
@EchoC4 6 күн бұрын
If I remember correctly, he’s going to do one video a day for the month of December
@toshii2198
@toshii2198 5 күн бұрын
Advent calendar, every december he tries to release 1 video every day till Christmas
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx 6 күн бұрын
Bro is milking this payment to the church idea like Activision with Call Of Duty.
@darixenous_shadowscale
@darixenous_shadowscale 5 күн бұрын
The church milking payment has been going on long before you and your grandparents were born bro. Activision has nothing on that xD
@malachigeorge959
@malachigeorge959 6 күн бұрын
Zach you’re a gift to the world 😂
@smcplayer4-gaming483
@smcplayer4-gaming483 2 күн бұрын
at 0:40 , that verse is actually mistranslated and has the original meaning of "Don't sleep with kids", not "Don't be gay".
@JJ-in3bc
@JJ-in3bc Күн бұрын
Yet in the Middle East, many countries practice Bacha Bazi 😮 A LOT!! 😮😮
@Acilican
@Acilican 4 күн бұрын
Zach missed a perfect opportunity. In Leviticus every scenario that is covered lists when a man does x then y, then immediately when a woman does x then y, for the same thing. However it doesn't say when a woman lies with a woman as she would with a man. You'd think he'd put in the joke that must mean that god made it so women would experiment in university.
@divinegokublackrose
@divinegokublackrose 6 күн бұрын
Wasn’t expecting this one
@Abyss777
@Abyss777 6 күн бұрын
how isnt the guy been cancelled yet. HES UNSTOPPABLE
@yds6268
@yds6268 6 күн бұрын
Because he's a rare actual centrist. He's not prejudiced and doesn't spread hate towards anyone.
@Abyss777
@Abyss777 6 күн бұрын
@@yds6268 true... but since when do twitterstenz care about that lol..... im glad tho. we need some true comedians around during hard times!
@Ricocossa1
@Ricocossa1 6 күн бұрын
Because he's actually funny and not bigoted?
@cheshireket3132
@cheshireket3132 6 күн бұрын
@@Abyss777 what's with the victimhood. You're imagining a problem
@Abyss777
@Abyss777 6 күн бұрын
@cheshireket3132 sorry man i don't get u. Victimhood? Tho its kinda hard not to imagine a prblm...these days u get canceled for the weirdest reasons.. Bro created a good community...
@dragonetafireball
@dragonetafireball Күн бұрын
I mean it’s also an interpretation that didn’t really pop up until kings James version of the bible and I’ve seen solars say a more accurate translation may be “if a man lies with a boy” which would mean it was specifically forbidding abusing kids But then I’ve also seen people say it only applies to wars so there’s so many ways to twist it either way
@airplanes_aren.t_real
@airplanes_aren.t_real 6 күн бұрын
0:46 for context the original(or at least the most recent version we know of with that specific passage) said "man shall not lay with boy as he did so with a woman" but the church was more worried about homosexuality than pdfs
@washingtonfootballfan7974
@washingtonfootballfan7974 6 күн бұрын
No you’re quoting a translation done by lgbt activists. As such I think it is fair to discount that translation of the Bible.
@jamesplayzreviews
@jamesplayzreviews 6 күн бұрын
Thank you! Someone gets it. It's about P. Diddys rather than gays
@elizathegamer413
@elizathegamer413 6 күн бұрын
​@@washingtonfootballfan7974well you say that but the problem is mostly that languages aren't usually directly translatable. Both are plausible translations of the text, but it's unclear which is true and which is false, so then it comes down to beliefs. We call them homonyms in English, like "lie" means both go into a horizontal position and tell a falsehood. So for if you were to take the quote "man shall not lie with man as he does with woman" purely out of context, you could interpret it as either "bros before hoes" (men should not lie to each other even if they lie to women) or "no gay sex" (men should not lie next to in bed, implying having sex with, each other) ; I'm not saying that's what an English speaker would do, but if they were to translate to another language, and they didnt have someone telling them which interpretation is correct, they would have to make a choice between which they were going with. In this context, the ones who say what the right one is are also biased because well, they want it to be one way or the other (for both groups, as you said, activists and the church), so an independent translator would have to make the choice between the word (say it's "bondio" I just made that up idk if it means something) meaning man or boy
@setonix9151
@setonix9151 6 күн бұрын
I'm sorry can you explain the nuance of the original hebrew? Because even the NRSVUE (which is quite 'untraditional' recommended by biblical scholars like Bart Ehrman) it still translates as " If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their bloodguilt is upon them."
@setonix9151
@setonix9151 6 күн бұрын
@@elizathegamer413 Can you explain why and how the hebrew in this context could men an adolescent male instead of just male?
@markgaumee
@markgaumee 6 күн бұрын
First rule: "not on my face" fucking killed me🤣
@tenebrisity6170
@tenebrisity6170 4 күн бұрын
That's a mistranslation, the first verse, it's actually a man and a boy, which some people interpret as it being against pedophilla (though... We know how the church feels about that LOL/j.)
@KFCGull
@KFCGull 6 күн бұрын
"When Putin asks Santa for Ukraine for Christmas"
@3gou
@3gou 5 күн бұрын
PLEASE DO THIS ONE THIS IS GOD TIER
@knight3180
@knight3180 5 күн бұрын
lmao this is gold
@Tom-_-Hanks
@Tom-_-Hanks 6 сағат бұрын
😊 Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
@daniels7907
@daniels7907 Күн бұрын
If we read Leviticus then 99% of humanity is damned for things as simple as eating pork or shellfish or wearing mixed fiber clothes.
@Noxthesergal
@Noxthesergal 11 сағат бұрын
Not to mention the simple fact it’s a 2000 year old book that has been translated 200 times. Which is more than enough for words to have their entire meaning changed. That book is the world’s longest running game of telephone.
@TheOutlierToday
@TheOutlierToday 5 күн бұрын
"Start em young, they'll believe it" correct
@nitrofueled505
@nitrofueled505 6 күн бұрын
Clarification the levitcus thing is true but that was in the old testament you would also be put to death for a lot of other stuff back then
@HellspawnAirsoft
@HellspawnAirsoft 6 күн бұрын
Leviticus is a guide of what will get you stoned to death. 😂 edit: it has a lot in it.
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 5 күн бұрын
This is why I’m a Buddhist lol
@hanzolo7687
@hanzolo7687 5 күн бұрын
That's why Jesus came to die, to take away the old covenant, and to define the new covenant for the gentiles.
@hanzolo7687
@hanzolo7687 5 күн бұрын
​@@katelawyer3689are you a Buddhist because of this verse, or a Buddhist because you believe it to be the most plausible belief given the reality of this world?
@TinaDanielsson
@TinaDanielsson 5 күн бұрын
I just re-read a part of Genesis and I had totally forgot what a vengeful god God was in the beginning 😬
@paytonjones432
@paytonjones432 6 күн бұрын
**sigh** just like real life, us Bi-men are forgotten/ignored
@yds6268
@yds6268 6 күн бұрын
It's a sad reality that when a man is bi, he's considered gay, but when a woman is bi, she's considered straight going through a "phase". Bi the way )
@c.g.silver8782
@c.g.silver8782 5 күн бұрын
no it's just everyone's jealous because they have the most options 😂
@adamandsethdylantoo
@adamandsethdylantoo 2 күн бұрын
“When a biman loves a femboy, he does until he goes through twink death and dumps him for a cute girl he can actually tell his conservative parents about”
@TaurielTheElf
@TaurielTheElf 6 күн бұрын
Has anyone in a country where it's illegal to have gay marriage ever tried to bribe a priest to officiate a gay wedding? Genuine question. Sounds like something that would happen.
@undergroundvagos8481
@undergroundvagos8481 4 күн бұрын
Make more of these! They are genius! 🤣🤣
@rotzie8834
@rotzie8834 5 күн бұрын
The short shorts are also owned by the church
@MrMelonsz
@MrMelonsz 5 күн бұрын
Dude you are getting so funny. It feels like your comedy is evolving with every video, keep it up!
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 6 күн бұрын
Remember that time God broke one of His own commandments because His people broke a commandment they haven't received yet, then after resolving that told His people to go break that very commandment again to save themselves from snakes He sent to punish them for wanting to eat, then ordered them to break another commandment and sunder Canaan? Oh, and in that process, commanded Balaam to go do something, then sent an angel to unalive him (breaking a commandment) for doing what he was told to do, and was even told off by his donkey about how bad it is to do as God commands? If you take the Bible too seriously, you have a severe condition of the mind...
@nissantzvitovey
@nissantzvitovey 6 күн бұрын
Just saying that the Bilam (I didn't mispell that, that's how it's pronounced in the original Hebrew) wasn't actually told to go, it's more like he kept bugging God about it, until God decided to become passive aggressive and tell him "if you want to go so badly, go ahead". Once he went, God was like "you know you really shouldn't be going, right?"
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 6 күн бұрын
@@nissantzvitovey "Let your yes mean yes, and your no, no." Guess His own words are too hard for Him to abide by, huh? So God can make a boulder so large that even He cannot lift it, and it's made entirely out of words. What a great deity, not a fraud at all, this yahweh fella...
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 5 күн бұрын
This is why the only religions I tolerate are deism, Taoism and Buddhism lol.
@darixenous_shadowscale
@darixenous_shadowscale 5 күн бұрын
THANK YOU!
@fuiscklam4087
@fuiscklam4087 5 күн бұрын
Commandments are for the people, not for God. God cannot be judged, because He's the ultimate Judge.
@antonionnam6594
@antonionnam6594 4 күн бұрын
"end of times o'clock". Some weddings be screaming it all the time😂
@marleenstukkien5384
@marleenstukkien5384 6 күн бұрын
Preach it, Zach! Sings Psalms 119:53: "Ladidahdidah, traaaaaaaala..."
@jrsydvl7218
@jrsydvl7218 6 күн бұрын
It was never fair that gays missed out on their marriages turning loveless. No backsies.
@c.g.silver8782
@c.g.silver8782 5 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@raimuneishida1947
@raimuneishida1947 5 күн бұрын
This is why I'm subscribed, preach brother.
@Lobomaru02
@Lobomaru02 5 күн бұрын
Ah. The birds and the bees, the bees and the bees, the birds and the birds, the birds that used to be bees, bees that used to be birds, birds that look like bees, and bees that look like birds but still have a fuckin' stinger.
@hellraiser217
@hellraiser217 5 күн бұрын
FOOD IS FOOD!
@Automaton-37467
@Automaton-37467 5 күн бұрын
@@hellraiser217 Do not eat the bees.
@TrinexxSlayer
@TrinexxSlayer 19 минут бұрын
don't forget the birds that don't fly or the bees that fly with multiple partners
@Ghost-hs6qq
@Ghost-hs6qq 4 күн бұрын
Zach's "all good" is so good I am crying laugh 😭😭
@darkflux
@darkflux 5 күн бұрын
this checked all the right boxes...or wrong boxes...whatever. it works.
@CheesyLizzy
@CheesyLizzy 6 күн бұрын
I thought the rule was love your neighbor
@ronbroomell
@ronbroomell 2 күн бұрын
This is hilarios, even if it offends some people! I am a 76-year-old proud to be Gay musician; and in my younger days, i was widowed twice, and bisexual -- everyone should be as they want to be!
@Mcfreddo
@Mcfreddo 2 күн бұрын
That book's been rewritten from the original scrolls anyway.
@Frostbyte501
@Frostbyte501 6 күн бұрын
The bisexual one hurts
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet 6 күн бұрын
Bisexuality is usually not just a phase.
@smackthebomb
@smackthebomb 5 күн бұрын
Yeah it’s a joke dawg
@SunnySkies247
@SunnySkies247 5 күн бұрын
Zach you made me cry today in a cathartic, old-pain-relived kind of way. And it was funny.
@charleslundy7545
@charleslundy7545 6 күн бұрын
I'm still not clear on the whole Transman / Transwoman thing, but, they could stop telling me about their genitals... and I'd be okay with that. Okay? All Good? ❤ 🏳️‍🌈 😂 #HumanIsHuman
@youtubestudiosucks978
@youtubestudiosucks978 6 күн бұрын
So you'd rather want it to be a suprise? Whatever floats your boat. You'll probably will gets lots of them coming after you now after they read that comment. You'll be drowing in suprises lol. Have fun and dont forget, it's okay to set boundaries, and if somebody is acting disrespectfull then you're not supposed to take it, standup for yourself, dont let yourself be bullied into doing things you dont want to do. No means no and if they dont respect that then kick their ass
@leviackerman5866
@leviackerman5866 6 күн бұрын
125 views? Crazy early, I know this video will be W, so yes, you’re the best Zach-
@cadenchitwood9491
@cadenchitwood9491 2 күн бұрын
Blud does not know the Catholic Church.
@ephremcortvrint2376
@ephremcortvrint2376 6 күн бұрын
The rules one made me burst out in public
@zekkozen2087
@zekkozen2087 6 күн бұрын
a video a day... best christmas gift ever
@gottendrop4026
@gottendrop4026 5 күн бұрын
If everybody is made in gods image does that mean god is a lil bit gay?
@hanzolo7687
@hanzolo7687 5 күн бұрын
No, its a temptation, not a positive trait given by God
@TrinexxSlayer
@TrinexxSlayer 17 минут бұрын
probably pan
@goodfortunetoyou
@goodfortunetoyou 6 күн бұрын
See, there's an interesting pattern. The religious law seems to base their prescribed actions on whether the consequences work out well or not. That means that so long as everybody else is cool with gay people, God is too.
@johndoe9343
@johndoe9343 6 күн бұрын
"We weren't forced to reinterpret our religious scripture, it's just funny timing, trust."
@goodfortunetoyou
@goodfortunetoyou 6 күн бұрын
@@johndoe9343 Yeah, but also: "Thou shalt not eat pork and cheese at the same time" At the time that could make you sick and kill you or something. "makes you sick" => bad action => write it down as a prohibition. And then we figure out pasteurization and that becomes a non-issue, but the rule is still there, because people get mad if you try to update the bible.
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 5 күн бұрын
You are so right bro.
@sla5hh
@sla5hh 6 күн бұрын
The birds and the birds talk
@TrinexxSlayer
@TrinexxSlayer 14 минут бұрын
ironically birds and birds can reproduce, while birds and bees do not
@shadowfirethesarcastic9517
@shadowfirethesarcastic9517 Күн бұрын
There's no way Zach could have crammed this many stereotypes into a single video without consulting actual gay people. 😆
@prancerandromeo
@prancerandromeo 6 күн бұрын
So i am catholic and should be offended by this series but im not bc i know its a joke
@JJ-in3bc
@JJ-in3bc Күн бұрын
And parts of it are actually true 😮
@RedX03
@RedX03 6 күн бұрын
Oh yeah if this is becoming a new series I’m so down, maybe we’ll get the church vs science
@gp-banjo
@gp-banjo 6 күн бұрын
The church has contributed more to science than any other religious institution. It doesn't oppose it.
@dylanrapp7629
@dylanrapp7629 6 күн бұрын
Omg yes it’s December I’ve been looking forward to this all year!
@The_musical_gamer
@The_musical_gamer 5 күн бұрын
Next video “if transgender transition payments were sent to the church
@adamandsethdylantoo
@adamandsethdylantoo 2 күн бұрын
“You know, it’s kinda fucked up that we only let women be priests after a lot of priests became women, but sometimes you only realize your seminary could be making twice as much money when the bishop realizes internalized catholic guilt of never making it to heaven and the transgender fear of never passing is… eh basically the same thing”
@joshcp1223
@joshcp1223 6 күн бұрын
I had stroke trying to follow that last part.
@lizart4679
@lizart4679 4 күн бұрын
That Leviticus chapter was actually mistranslated I'm fairly sure. I'm not gonna explain further bc I'm tired but look it up if you wanna
@MemekingJag
@MemekingJag 4 күн бұрын
It's unidentified, not mistranslated. It uses an almost hapax legomenon for the word male (the passage is directed at men), but the only other connotation for that word would be it's other usage in relation to incest; and considering 18:22 succeeds after instructions specifically about incest, we can assume this did not have the connotation and indeed is just referring to men. So no, it still does mandate death for homosexual sex.
@JJ-in3bc
@JJ-in3bc Күн бұрын
Leviticus SLAVERY was OK. 😮 And women are "property" 😮😮 And... NOOOO BACON 😮😮😮 In context also... it was written to clergy & priests Wide spread practiced in the Middle East is Bacha Bazi. Obama administration told US military to turn a blind eye. 😮🤮
@hipoophicat4211
@hipoophicat4211 5 күн бұрын
0:33 can I get some Hindu people to tell me if that’s true?
@RJ...........
@RJ........... 5 күн бұрын
Ganesha has a head of a elephant. Because of a mistake where they cut the kids head off. Pretty interesting to look into
@Nachi-Blox
@Nachi-Blox 5 күн бұрын
Yes, it’s true. Basically Parvati (wife of the god shiva) made Ganesha out of clay. She like the sculpture so much she made him come to life. Now I don’t exactly remember these part; Parvati had to do something so Ganesha could not let anyone through the door. This is where shiva comes in, with the conflict resulting in Ganesha losing his head. When Parvati found out, she told shiva to get a head for Ganesha. And so he did, but got an elephant head. I don’t exactly know why.
@rotationplus
@rotationplus 5 күн бұрын
Except Ganesha isn't a capital G God, at least in the way I believe.
@RJ...........
@RJ........... 5 күн бұрын
@@rotationplus Hinduism had the first Holy trinity. I know more from first sandscript, which was focused around Brahma. The 3 main were Brahma, shiva, Vishnu
@rotationplus
@rotationplus 5 күн бұрын
@@RJ........... I know, I'm hindu
@arpansaha2111
@arpansaha2111 5 күн бұрын
To be clear the hindu god he's talking about is a man with the head of an elephant. He was born with a human head but his dad cut it off because he wouldn't let his dad enter their home cause his mom told him not to cause she was taking a bath. When his mom yelled at his dad for it he brought the boy back with the head of an elephant. Cause they couldn't find his old head.
@edburns584
@edburns584 5 күн бұрын
I think zach may have actually infiltrated the church with that info he had 😂
@clairenilles1588
@clairenilles1588 Күн бұрын
Excellent job explaining all of those LBGT+ relationships. It's so nice to finally be able to understand those feelings that arise from time to time.
@mr.z3161
@mr.z3161 5 күн бұрын
Not on my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀
@sungod9797
@sungod9797 6 күн бұрын
Are we gonna get an upload every day like last December? This is a pretty impressive upload schedule lmao
@cherryb0ng
@cherryb0ng 4 күн бұрын
That last speech is a perfect example of what happens when you cross Aristotelian logic with a Moebius strip.
@anothergenericgamer_
@anothergenericgamer_ 5 күн бұрын
This guy is revealing more scriptures than most churches in 2024 LOL
@jamieking3124
@jamieking3124 5 күн бұрын
CHIEFS MENTIONED
@The_Gamerverse
@The_Gamerverse 5 күн бұрын
Trying to get that new lambo is the best line 😂
@BrutalCarnage
@BrutalCarnage 6 күн бұрын
They need to be consistent like Islam XD
@cheshireket3132
@cheshireket3132 6 күн бұрын
@@BrutalCarnage which sect
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 5 күн бұрын
Yoooo @cheshire spitting!
@BrutalCarnage
@BrutalCarnage 5 күн бұрын
​@@cheshireket3132 the ones staying consistent with their authenticated scriptures and the actions of their prophet, which they believe to serve as the code of conduct for how to act and behave. If anything Muslims are more consistent with following Christian beliefs than actual Christians, aside from believing Jesus was god reincarnated into man/was god.
@Shotgun_vk07
@Shotgun_vk07 5 күн бұрын
Just to be clear, god is not an elephant acc to hindu bible. There is just one god who was beheaded when he was young but his life was saved by placing an elephant's head. There is a long story behind it. Btw loved the video ❤
@rebeccakeeper8780
@rebeccakeeper8780 2 күн бұрын
I thought it was said that Ganesha was spawned from clay.
@MichaelUrocyon
@MichaelUrocyon 6 күн бұрын
Doing linguistic backflips for style points at the end there.
@ryanstyle8862
@ryanstyle8862 5 күн бұрын
0:11 exactly 😅
@obasiswift
@obasiswift 5 күн бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say lol
@player_lv430
@player_lv430 5 күн бұрын
This is funny because the church would 100% do this.
@ShadowGaming42069
@ShadowGaming42069 4 күн бұрын
“Even the French?” Lmfao.
@HashimotoDatsu
@HashimotoDatsu 5 күн бұрын
I was skeptical until he hit me with the "All good?" Hard to argue that logic.
@reverseflashplays8615
@reverseflashplays8615 Күн бұрын
Especially not hard ones😂😂
@Samuel_Burgess_
@Samuel_Burgess_ 6 күн бұрын
Teh god isn't an elephant but and a being made out or sweaty or something . Whose head got cut off and was replaced by an elephant child head
@kittynboots153
@kittynboots153 6 күн бұрын
A true religious person who truly believes and wants to keep Gods word, would never change the church just for money or to be more excepted by society. I know that some congregations are built on that, but that just means that, those congregations are not truly of Gods word. Please don't lump all religious people, or even just Christians all together.
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 5 күн бұрын
Personally some of us don’t like any variety of Christianity for it is a faith of lies, greed, and intolerance.
@pounce8
@pounce8 Күн бұрын
" true religious person" 😂😂😂😂
@sammysamlovescats
@sammysamlovescats 6 күн бұрын
You forgot about the Uhaul rentals for lesbians
@JJ-in3bc
@JJ-in3bc Күн бұрын
😉🤣
@redbirb
@redbirb 4 күн бұрын
"When a trans man loves a lesbian it's end-times o' clock!" That caught me offguard lol
@Apher69
@Apher69 6 күн бұрын
0:50 That's actually a mistranslation years ago. We believe the scripture said "A man should not lay with a youg boy as he does wihh a women." So, don't mean to be that person. Also the Church doesn't do a good job on that scripture in either translation so yeah
@LerpyMerpy
@LerpyMerpy 5 күн бұрын
I've heard this everywhere, and I'm not saying I don't believe it but I just have seen any proof
@4-art-ver469
@4-art-ver469 Күн бұрын
The original Line is "If a man lies w/ a BOY the way he does w/ a Woman" that line is a mistranslation
@justinmabb1997
@justinmabb1997 5 күн бұрын
Not on my face and Don't ask don't tell 😂
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