If gay wedding payments went straight to the church

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Zach Star Himself

Zach Star Himself

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@taivandam
@taivandam Күн бұрын
Zach Star perfectly pissing off every single group of people just enough that he is immune to cancellation is beautiful to watch
@mgrah3723
@mgrah3723 22 сағат бұрын
He knows how to do edgy humor correctly
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 22 сағат бұрын
In this video it is clear who he's making fun of.
@MisterIncog
@MisterIncog 22 сағат бұрын
@@JKBDTSi mean, he also does make fun of queer people, but in a way that isn’t offensive (well, not to me at least). I guess he’s more making fun of stereotypes rather than punching down people themselves, that’s why it works.
@richardgalbavy7103
@richardgalbavy7103 20 сағат бұрын
Is this "cancellation" still a thing? Are there people who are backed by science saying something what might be "controversial" and are cancelled by some significant group?
@mgrah3723
@mgrah3723 20 сағат бұрын
@@richardgalbavy7103 honestly, it's not a thing
@robby7337
@robby7337 Күн бұрын
"Even the French?" is crazy lol.
@terrnoisrp8894
@terrnoisrp8894 Күн бұрын
😂
@JD_10
@JD_10 Күн бұрын
Crazy, but accurate
@a-1pictures478
@a-1pictures478 Күн бұрын
Lost it there hahaha
@fox.5730
@fox.5730 Күн бұрын
England started a lot of the modern societies we have today and that same England was at war with the French on and off for significantly longer than a lot of countries have been around. Think of your most toxic relationship, it's in people blood to hate the French that way xD
@AmirDarkOne
@AmirDarkOne Күн бұрын
safe edgy, also known as not edgy.
@aaronpua2630
@aaronpua2630 Күн бұрын
"beign straight is gay. Which is bad, but now it's good. So do it now, cause it's good and think it's good, cause it's good. all good?" is a string of words i never knew i would find so funny until now.
@zachapack4624
@zachapack4624 Күн бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that string of words!
@theyaden
@theyaden 11 сағат бұрын
It's the little nicky string when the demon was convincing the congregation to sin.
@C_heeseable
@C_heeseable Күн бұрын
"What I am trying to say in mathematical terms is weddings are getting expensive, and people are getting gayer." Adding that one to the Zach Star out of context list.
@darixenous_shadowscale
@darixenous_shadowscale 14 сағат бұрын
Yuuuup xD
@bruce4139
@bruce4139 12 сағат бұрын
Also the first and second rule would be good out of context
@IcyPastel
@IcyPastel Күн бұрын
"We're all made in gods image. And I know what you're thinking, even the french?" took me by surprise, lol!
@jessesmith6824
@jessesmith6824 Күн бұрын
Bro is practicing for that "she may call me father, but tonight she's calling me daddy".
@TexMeta
@TexMeta Күн бұрын
At the confession booth like "I'm sorry daddy, I've been bad."
@Amanda-j3y
@Amanda-j3y Күн бұрын
Pedo incest kinks are nasty, no integrity
@Chompy1667
@Chompy1667 22 сағат бұрын
Oh daddy I've been a bad girl. For the last time it is father forgive I have sinned!
@parklife27
@parklife27 16 сағат бұрын
he did so many roleplay
@MementoMoriv2
@MementoMoriv2 13 сағат бұрын
Forgive me daddy for I’m about to sin
@stack4229
@stack4229 Күн бұрын
Zach has become my source for religion and news
@EvieMartin-f6p
@EvieMartin-f6p Күн бұрын
Questionable source but ok
@swedishfish2357
@swedishfish2357 22 сағат бұрын
Aaaaaand in more news
@mucicafrajer
@mucicafrajer 21 сағат бұрын
​@@EvieMartin-f6p Best source
@williamkimball4901
@williamkimball4901 20 сағат бұрын
Sadly one of the most reliable sources (comparing to legacy media).
@harrytlynx5715
@harrytlynx5715 8 сағат бұрын
@@EvieMartin-f6p a lot less questionable than the majority of the mAinStreAM mEdiA and InflUEncErs though
@fireice8
@fireice8 Күн бұрын
"That...could mean a lot of things" Classic
@kv5917
@kv5917 Күн бұрын
Yes but only if there's financial incentive Morals 0, business skills over 9K
@user-df4kf6fg7h
@user-df4kf6fg7h 22 сағат бұрын
Personally I follow the Hellsing Abridged interpretation: that a man is not allowed to do another man in their vag*na.
@averagejojoenjoyer8190
@averagejojoenjoyer8190 Күн бұрын
Cannot wait for a video where transitioning surgery money go to the church
@SUPER_ZOMBIE
@SUPER_ZOMBIE 21 сағат бұрын
the church would be rolling in it like never before 😂
@RanEncounter
@RanEncounter 14 сағат бұрын
​@@SUPER_ZOMBIE how so?
@JosepiThe13th
@JosepiThe13th 5 сағат бұрын
​@@RanEncounter Because its a very expensive procedure. And I do mean *very* expensive.
@yuumimaisfrancaise
@yuumimaisfrancaise Сағат бұрын
With circumcision, they're already half way there
@thejuanderer4206
@thejuanderer4206 Күн бұрын
I think I’ve restarted this 4 times, but I can’t get tired of how funny this is.
@TotoDG
@TotoDG 19 сағат бұрын
I’m sorry, but there’s one massive glaring issue that I simply _cannot_ ignore. Lesbians buy Subarus, not Jeeps.
@Limelight2800
@Limelight2800 Күн бұрын
He has a point, who else is going to wear those short shorts😂
@ML-yn9yu
@ML-yn9yu Күн бұрын
As a gay, facts.
@jinksdalfang8843
@jinksdalfang8843 Күн бұрын
Middle aged men in crisis? Mine took the form of boundaries, but who knows what another man’s crisis looks like.
@lightreign8021
@lightreign8021 Күн бұрын
Totally straight Rhodesian dudes who would feed you to crocodiles for questioning their sexuality?
@Ricocossa1
@Ricocossa1 Күн бұрын
And the flannels
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 23 сағат бұрын
Ever seen pics of 80s sports and P.E. classes?
@samuelmorrow1730
@samuelmorrow1730 14 сағат бұрын
Funny thing about Levitcal verses is that most denominations don't follow it except for the gay part. For example, do not eat pig is also in Levitcus, but I have been to a priests cookout and had the best bacon ever.
@a-liberal-patriot
@a-liberal-patriot 11 сағат бұрын
I like the one about no mixed fabrics in clothing. Doesn't cotton underwear have an elastic waistband?
@JasTheSass
@JasTheSass 10 сағат бұрын
Yeah. I grew up catholic and my father asked a deacon about the no pig thing while converting. The response he got was basically “it’s cool, Jesus said it was fine later”.
@user-scott-pearce
@user-scott-pearce 10 күн бұрын
pretty soon Zach will know the bible better then some priest
@LovecraftianGodsKiller
@LovecraftianGodsKiller Күн бұрын
He probably does already
@brazenserpent7
@brazenserpent7 Күн бұрын
than*
@terrnoisrp8894
@terrnoisrp8894 Күн бұрын
Your not wrong
@brazenserpent7
@brazenserpent7 Күн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 You're*
@GeezSus
@GeezSus Күн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 *You're
@nocturnalverse5739
@nocturnalverse5739 Күн бұрын
Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@bobbaseball
@bobbaseball 4 сағат бұрын
..say that again
@nocturnalverse5739
@nocturnalverse5739 2 сағат бұрын
@@bobbaseball Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@captainobvious8037
@captainobvious8037 19 сағат бұрын
The French catching strays left and right ever since Verdun.
@jasonducarjr
@jasonducarjr Күн бұрын
If this new Priest character doesn't get a full movie-trilogy production thing like the Kidnappers, then I'm gonna riot😂
@c.g.silver8782
@c.g.silver8782 6 сағат бұрын
+1😂
@max-abobea
@max-abobea Күн бұрын
Money is money, duhh
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF Күн бұрын
Nothing holier than a fat bank account.
@horatiotodd8723
@horatiotodd8723 19 сағат бұрын
@JZsBFF I don’t know about protestant churches, but the vast majority of the money collected in the Catholic Church goes to charity and the Catholic Church is the largest charity in the world
@horatiotodd8723
@horatiotodd8723 19 сағат бұрын
Their charity is much more effective than government aid as well because they actually run schools and send in people to build wells and houses
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 12 сағат бұрын
@@horatiotodd8723 "largest" doesn't mean much when it comes to charity. I wouldn't be surprised it the sum of the Vatican's real estate did represent the largest concentration of that kind of wealth in the world: palace, monasteries, embassies, officals residences, farms, ...
@toonyandfriends1915
@toonyandfriends1915 3 сағат бұрын
@@JZsBFF what do you mean largest doesn't mean much when it comes to charity?
@T0eTickler30
@T0eTickler30 19 сағат бұрын
0:23 I believe you're looking for "I'm god, I don't make the rules"
@WaltDevil060
@WaltDevil060 6 сағат бұрын
YES YOU DO!!
@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε
@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε Күн бұрын
I am confident that this line of sketches will soon join the Zach Star Himself extended universe
@idaniluz652
@idaniluz652 Күн бұрын
I start to see a pattern with this year's December videos
@charlesleonreysumugat6781
@charlesleonreysumugat6781 Күн бұрын
By the end of all this zacks gonna have the whole Christian church on his op list
@KavinKrishnaswamy
@KavinKrishnaswamy Күн бұрын
3 Zach Star videos in three days! What did we do to deserve this blessing and how do we do it again?
@EchoC4
@EchoC4 Күн бұрын
If I remember correctly, he’s going to do one video a day for the month of December
@toshii2198
@toshii2198 20 сағат бұрын
Advent calendar, every december he tries to release 1 video every day till Christmas
@poolitzer384
@poolitzer384 Күн бұрын
For the last two years I forget about this tradition, am confused about the sudden influx of your videos in my abo box and then remember after a couple days. Thank you so so much for doing this I really enjoy every day :)
@ismaelmilla5852
@ismaelmilla5852 22 сағат бұрын
"When a trans loves a lesbian" that escalated so quickly 😅😂
@malachigeorge959
@malachigeorge959 Күн бұрын
Zach you’re a gift to the world 😂
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx
@ShadowReaper-pu2hx Күн бұрын
Bro is milking this payment to the church idea like Activision with Call Of Duty.
@darixenous_shadowscale
@darixenous_shadowscale 14 сағат бұрын
The church milking payment has been going on long before you and your grandparents were born bro. Activision has nothing on that xD
@airplanes_aren.t_real
@airplanes_aren.t_real Күн бұрын
0:46 for context the original(or at least the most recent version we know of with that specific passage) said "man shall not lay with boy as he did so with a woman" but the church was more worried about homosexuality than pdfs
@washingtonfootballfan7974
@washingtonfootballfan7974 Күн бұрын
No you’re quoting a translation done by lgbt activists. As such I think it is fair to discount that translation of the Bible.
@jamesplayzreviews
@jamesplayzreviews Күн бұрын
Thank you! Someone gets it. It's about P. Diddys rather than gays
@elizathegamer413
@elizathegamer413 Күн бұрын
​@@washingtonfootballfan7974well you say that but the problem is mostly that languages aren't usually directly translatable. Both are plausible translations of the text, but it's unclear which is true and which is false, so then it comes down to beliefs. We call them homonyms in English, like "lie" means both go into a horizontal position and tell a falsehood. So for if you were to take the quote "man shall not lie with man as he does with woman" purely out of context, you could interpret it as either "bros before hoes" (men should not lie to each other even if they lie to women) or "no gay sex" (men should not lie next to in bed, implying having sex with, each other) ; I'm not saying that's what an English speaker would do, but if they were to translate to another language, and they didnt have someone telling them which interpretation is correct, they would have to make a choice between which they were going with. In this context, the ones who say what the right one is are also biased because well, they want it to be one way or the other (for both groups, as you said, activists and the church), so an independent translator would have to make the choice between the word (say it's "bondio" I just made that up idk if it means something) meaning man or boy
@setonix9151
@setonix9151 Күн бұрын
I'm sorry can you explain the nuance of the original hebrew? Because even the NRSVUE (which is quite 'untraditional' recommended by biblical scholars like Bart Ehrman) it still translates as " If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their bloodguilt is upon them."
@setonix9151
@setonix9151 Күн бұрын
@@elizathegamer413 Can you explain why and how the hebrew in this context could men an adolescent male instead of just male?
@darkflux
@darkflux 17 сағат бұрын
this checked all the right boxes...or wrong boxes...whatever. it works.
@TheTexican05
@TheTexican05 Күн бұрын
Costume department is finally up and running! Check out that frock. 🔥 Definite improvement over the industry standard, taped paper to chest ID tags. 👌 🍻
@Abyss777
@Abyss777 Күн бұрын
how isnt the guy been cancelled yet. HES UNSTOPPABLE
@yds6268
@yds6268 Күн бұрын
Because he's a rare actual centrist. He's not prejudiced and doesn't spread hate towards anyone.
@Abyss777
@Abyss777 Күн бұрын
@@yds6268 true... but since when do twitterstenz care about that lol..... im glad tho. we need some true comedians around during hard times!
@Ricocossa1
@Ricocossa1 Күн бұрын
Because he's actually funny and not bigoted?
@cheshireket3132
@cheshireket3132 23 сағат бұрын
@@Abyss777 what's with the victimhood. You're imagining a problem
@Abyss777
@Abyss777 23 сағат бұрын
@cheshireket3132 sorry man i don't get u. Victimhood? Tho its kinda hard not to imagine a prblm...these days u get canceled for the weirdest reasons.. Bro created a good community...
@KFCGull
@KFCGull Күн бұрын
"When Putin asks Santa for Ukraine for Christmas"
@3gou
@3gou 22 сағат бұрын
PLEASE DO THIS ONE THIS IS GOD TIER
@knight3180
@knight3180 22 сағат бұрын
lmao this is gold
@arpansaha2111
@arpansaha2111 17 сағат бұрын
To be clear the hindu god he's talking about is a man with the head of an elephant. He was born with a human head but his dad cut it off because he wouldn't let his dad enter their home cause his mom told him not to cause she was taking a bath. When his mom yelled at his dad for it he brought the boy back with the head of an elephant. Cause they couldn't find his old head.
@nitrofueled505
@nitrofueled505 Күн бұрын
Clarification the levitcus thing is true but that was in the old testament you would also be put to death for a lot of other stuff back then
@HellspawnAirsoft
@HellspawnAirsoft Күн бұрын
Leviticus is a guide of what will get you stoned to death. 😂 edit: it has a lot in it.
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 18 сағат бұрын
This is why I’m a Buddhist lol
@hanzolo7687
@hanzolo7687 7 сағат бұрын
That's why Jesus came to die, to take away the old covenant, and to define the new covenant for the gentiles.
@hanzolo7687
@hanzolo7687 7 сағат бұрын
​@@katelawyer3689are you a Buddhist because of this verse, or a Buddhist because you believe it to be the most plausible belief given the reality of this world?
@TinaDanielsson
@TinaDanielsson 5 сағат бұрын
I just re-read a part of Genesis and I had totally forgot what a vengeful god God was in the beginning 😬
@divinegokublackrose
@divinegokublackrose Күн бұрын
Wasn’t expecting this one
@markgaumee
@markgaumee Күн бұрын
First rule: "not on my face" fucking killed me🤣
@Lobomaru02
@Lobomaru02 18 сағат бұрын
Ah. The birds and the bees, the bees and the bees, the birds and the birds, the birds that used to be bees, bees that used to be birds, birds that look like bees, and bees that look like birds but still have a fuckin' stinger.
@hellraiser217
@hellraiser217 17 сағат бұрын
FOOD IS FOOD!
@Automaton-37467
@Automaton-37467 3 сағат бұрын
@@hellraiser217 Do not eat the bees.
@The_musical_gamer
@The_musical_gamer 19 сағат бұрын
Next video “if transgender transition payments were sent to the church
@jrsydvl7218
@jrsydvl7218 Күн бұрын
It was never fair that gays missed out on their marriages turning loveless. No backsies.
@c.g.silver8782
@c.g.silver8782 6 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@marleenstukkien5384
@marleenstukkien5384 Күн бұрын
Preach it, Zach! Sings Psalms 119:53: "Ladidahdidah, traaaaaaaala..."
@rotzie8834
@rotzie8834 17 сағат бұрын
The short shorts are also owned by the church
@CheesyLizzy
@CheesyLizzy Күн бұрын
I thought the rule was love your neighbor
@eiffelviolet
@eiffelviolet Күн бұрын
Bisexuality is usually not just a phase.
@smackthebomb
@smackthebomb 20 сағат бұрын
Yeah it’s a joke dawg
@TaurielTheElf
@TaurielTheElf Күн бұрын
Has anyone in a country where it's illegal to have gay marriage ever tried to bribe a priest to officiate a gay wedding? Genuine question. Sounds like something that would happen.
@Frostbyte501
@Frostbyte501 Күн бұрын
The bisexual one hurts
@paytonjones432
@paytonjones432 Күн бұрын
**sigh** just like real life, us Bi-men are forgotten/ignored
@yds6268
@yds6268 Күн бұрын
It's a sad reality that when a man is bi, he's considered gay, but when a woman is bi, she's considered straight going through a "phase". Bi the way )
@c.g.silver8782
@c.g.silver8782 6 сағат бұрын
no it's just everyone's jealous because they have the most options 😂
@gottendrop4026
@gottendrop4026 14 сағат бұрын
If everybody is made in gods image does that mean god is a lil bit gay?
@hanzolo7687
@hanzolo7687 6 сағат бұрын
No, its a temptation, not a positive trait given by God
@jamieking3124
@jamieking3124 18 сағат бұрын
CHIEFS MENTIONED
@player_lv430
@player_lv430 15 сағат бұрын
This is funny because the church would 100% do this.
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 Күн бұрын
Remember that time God broke one of His own commandments because His people broke a commandment they haven't received yet, then after resolving that told His people to go break that very commandment again to save themselves from snakes He sent to punish them for wanting to eat, then ordered them to break another commandment and sunder Canaan? Oh, and in that process, commanded Balaam to go do something, then sent an angel to unalive him (breaking a commandment) for doing what he was told to do, and was even told off by his donkey about how bad it is to do as God commands? If you take the Bible too seriously, you have a severe condition of the mind...
@nissantzvitovey
@nissantzvitovey Күн бұрын
Just saying that the Bilam (I didn't mispell that, that's how it's pronounced in the original Hebrew) wasn't actually told to go, it's more like he kept bugging God about it, until God decided to become passive aggressive and tell him "if you want to go so badly, go ahead". Once he went, God was like "you know you really shouldn't be going, right?"
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 Күн бұрын
@@nissantzvitovey "Let your yes mean yes, and your no, no." Guess His own words are too hard for Him to abide by, huh? So God can make a boulder so large that even He cannot lift it, and it's made entirely out of words. What a great deity, not a fraud at all, this yahweh fella...
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 18 сағат бұрын
This is why the only religions I tolerate are deism, Taoism and Buddhism lol.
@darixenous_shadowscale
@darixenous_shadowscale 14 сағат бұрын
THANK YOU!
@fuiscklam4087
@fuiscklam4087 13 сағат бұрын
Commandments are for the people, not for God. God cannot be judged, because He's the ultimate Judge.
@ephremcortvrint2376
@ephremcortvrint2376 Күн бұрын
The rules one made me burst out in public
@edburns584
@edburns584 18 сағат бұрын
I think zach may have actually infiltrated the church with that info he had 😂
@MrMelonsz
@MrMelonsz 19 сағат бұрын
Dude you are getting so funny. It feels like your comedy is evolving with every video, keep it up!
@prancerandromeo
@prancerandromeo Күн бұрын
So i am catholic and should be offended by this series but im not bc i know its a joke
@raimuneishida1947
@raimuneishida1947 55 минут бұрын
This is why I'm subscribed, preach brother.
@goodfortunetoyou
@goodfortunetoyou Күн бұрын
See, there's an interesting pattern. The religious law seems to base their prescribed actions on whether the consequences work out well or not. That means that so long as everybody else is cool with gay people, God is too.
@johndoe9343
@johndoe9343 23 сағат бұрын
"We weren't forced to reinterpret our religious scripture, it's just funny timing, trust."
@goodfortunetoyou
@goodfortunetoyou 23 сағат бұрын
@@johndoe9343 Yeah, but also: "Thou shalt not eat pork and cheese at the same time" At the time that could make you sick and kill you or something. "makes you sick" => bad action => write it down as a prohibition. And then we figure out pasteurization and that becomes a non-issue, but the rule is still there, because people get mad if you try to update the bible.
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 18 сағат бұрын
You are so right bro.
@sla5hh
@sla5hh Күн бұрын
The birds and the birds talk
@RedX03
@RedX03 Күн бұрын
Oh yeah if this is becoming a new series I’m so down, maybe we’ll get the church vs science
@gp-banjo
@gp-banjo Күн бұрын
The church has contributed more to science than any other religious institution. It doesn't oppose it.
@Samuel_Burgess_
@Samuel_Burgess_ Күн бұрын
Teh god isn't an elephant but and a being made out or sweaty or something . Whose head got cut off and was replaced by an elephant child head
@danielnemesio3388
@danielnemesio3388 Күн бұрын
If Jesus supposedly endured every possible temptation and the church considers homosexuality as only temptation, Jesus in some point of his life had the desire for gay sex but refused it Hebrews 4 : 15 ''Jesus was a little gay''
@anothergenericgamer_
@anothergenericgamer_ 20 сағат бұрын
This guy is revealing more scriptures than most churches in 2024 LOL
@BrutalCarnage
@BrutalCarnage Күн бұрын
They need to be consistent like Islam XD
@cheshireket3132
@cheshireket3132 23 сағат бұрын
@@BrutalCarnage which sect
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 18 сағат бұрын
Yoooo @cheshire spitting!
@BrutalCarnage
@BrutalCarnage 17 сағат бұрын
​@@cheshireket3132 the ones staying consistent with their authenticated scriptures and the actions of their prophet, which they believe to serve as the code of conduct for how to act and behave. If anything Muslims are more consistent with following Christian beliefs than actual Christians, aside from believing Jesus was god reincarnated into man/was god.
@kittynboots153
@kittynboots153 Күн бұрын
A true religious person who truly believes and wants to keep Gods word, would never change the church just for money or to be more excepted by society. I know that some congregations are built on that, but that just means that, those congregations are not truly of Gods word. Please don't lump all religious people, or even just Christians all together.
@katelawyer3689
@katelawyer3689 18 сағат бұрын
Personally some of us don’t like any variety of Christianity for it is a faith of lies, greed, and intolerance.
@hipoophicat4211
@hipoophicat4211 21 сағат бұрын
0:33 can I get some Hindu people to tell me if that’s true?
@RJ...........
@RJ........... 20 сағат бұрын
Ganesha has a head of a elephant. Because of a mistake where they cut the kids head off. Pretty interesting to look into
@Nachi-Blox
@Nachi-Blox 17 сағат бұрын
Yes, it’s true. Basically Parvati (wife of the god shiva) made Ganesha out of clay. She like the sculpture so much she made him come to life. Now I don’t exactly remember these part; Parvati had to do something so Ganesha could not let anyone through the door. This is where shiva comes in, with the conflict resulting in Ganesha losing his head. When Parvati found out, she told shiva to get a head for Ganesha. And so he did, but got an elephant head. I don’t exactly know why.
@rotationplus
@rotationplus 5 сағат бұрын
Except Ganesha isn't a capital G God, at least in the way I believe.
@RJ...........
@RJ........... 5 сағат бұрын
@@rotationplus Hinduism had the first Holy trinity. I know more from first sandscript, which was focused around Brahma. The 3 main were Brahma, shiva, Vishnu
@rotationplus
@rotationplus 4 сағат бұрын
@@RJ........... I know, I'm hindu
@justinmabb1997
@justinmabb1997 19 сағат бұрын
Not on my face and Don't ask don't tell 😂
@Shotgun_vk07
@Shotgun_vk07 22 сағат бұрын
Just to be clear, god is not an elephant acc to hindu bible. There is just one god who was beheaded when he was young but his life was saved by placing an elephant's head. There is a long story behind it. Btw loved the video ❤
@leviackerman5866
@leviackerman5866 Күн бұрын
125 views? Crazy early, I know this video will be W, so yes, you’re the best Zach-
@sungod9797
@sungod9797 Күн бұрын
Are we gonna get an upload every day like last December? This is a pretty impressive upload schedule lmao
@LazzarrusLong
@LazzarrusLong 11 сағат бұрын
00:25 Don’t 👏🏼 ask 👏🏼 fckn 👏🏼 questions 👏🏼 LOL
@joshcp1223
@joshcp1223 Күн бұрын
I had stroke trying to follow that last part.
@KavyanshAnand-t6k
@KavyanshAnand-t6k 9 сағат бұрын
0:33 and its also says god is also a women even crazier
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 22 сағат бұрын
0:40 Leviticus is 3 chapters on being a Jewish priest. It also prohibits eating shellfish and demands circumcision. You know, as normal for the copy pasted Torah.
@nemesis1108
@nemesis1108 Күн бұрын
It still pisses me off that the church rented a McDonalds to one of the holiest streets in christianity and I am not even a christian.
@ryanstyle8862
@ryanstyle8862 6 сағат бұрын
0:11 exactly 😅
@obasiswift
@obasiswift Сағат бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say lol
@The_Gamerverse
@The_Gamerverse Сағат бұрын
Trying to get that new lambo is the best line 😂
@WayneSmith-g8h
@WayneSmith-g8h 19 сағат бұрын
this is a new series, isn't it?
@Apher69
@Apher69 23 сағат бұрын
0:50 That's actually a mistranslation years ago. We believe the scripture said "A man should not lay with a youg boy as he does wihh a women." So, don't mean to be that person. Also the Church doesn't do a good job on that scripture in either translation so yeah
@LerpyMerpy
@LerpyMerpy 7 сағат бұрын
I've heard this everywhere, and I'm not saying I don't believe it but I just have seen any proof
@zekkozen2087
@zekkozen2087 Күн бұрын
a video a day... best christmas gift ever
@lukemeck
@lukemeck 17 сағат бұрын
"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!" Isaiah 5:20
@SunnySkies247
@SunnySkies247 21 сағат бұрын
Zach you made me cry today in a cathartic, old-pain-relived kind of way. And it was funny.
@HashimotoDatsu
@HashimotoDatsu 21 сағат бұрын
I was skeptical until he hit me with the "All good?" Hard to argue that logic.
@iceflake6179
@iceflake6179 Күн бұрын
As a French I agree, we do suck.
@dylanrapp7629
@dylanrapp7629 Күн бұрын
Omg yes it’s December I’ve been looking forward to this all year!
@MichaelUrocyon
@MichaelUrocyon Күн бұрын
Doing linguistic backflips for style points at the end there.
@TeriScottJohn
@TeriScottJohn 15 сағат бұрын
Where is the part where Jesus Christ smites them and strikes them with lighting for cussing, cursing, using the Lord's name in vain. I know it's a skit and a joke, but still ...... .... .... ?
@potatoheadpokemario1931
@potatoheadpokemario1931 20 сағат бұрын
is this referring to a recent event where money for an evil thing went to the church?
@hkayakh
@hkayakh 20 сағат бұрын
“Mens short shorts need a market” “Oh ok” Now he gets it
@WorldEnder
@WorldEnder Күн бұрын
instead of "sometimes people write crazy shit, i heard "9 out of 10 times, people write crazy shit" -if you get it, you get it :)))
@JaydenFerrell-c8t
@JaydenFerrell-c8t 2 минут бұрын
Just change the pits of San Francisco to the mystical Islands of the keys and you’ll have the story of almost all of my friends
@FiestaTX17
@FiestaTX17 23 сағат бұрын
My man Zack out here looking like a bishop
@BaronRemy99
@BaronRemy99 Күн бұрын
Zach is taking any and every opportunity to use that Pope costume this month. Lol
@theshushu7940
@theshushu7940 Күн бұрын
Having too much fun with the new costume
@ramzcoldlampin5460
@ramzcoldlampin5460 12 сағат бұрын
Not on my face?… sorry. 😂🤣
@mr.z3161
@mr.z3161 21 сағат бұрын
Not on my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀
@MisterIncog
@MisterIncog 22 сағат бұрын
Gotta make those videos with the pope - the costume won’t write itself off as business expense!
@cryptoooooooo
@cryptoooooooo Күн бұрын
This is implies that beating wife after the Chiefs score is more of a modern approach to having a family
@MaskedReviews
@MaskedReviews 15 сағат бұрын
That Leviticus line is an intentional mistranslation starting in the King James version. The original is better translated as "When a man lies with a BOY". The best evidence of this is that the two words translated as 'man' were just that: Two Different Words. You can draw your own conclusions as to why the catholic church may want to erase the original meaning...
@DeadHardTV
@DeadHardTV 22 сағат бұрын
I like that new "All good? 👍"
@TsukiNaito1
@TsukiNaito1 19 сағат бұрын
"When a man loves figure skating..." I'm a (female) figure skating fan and I nearly choked here.
@hkayakh
@hkayakh 20 сағат бұрын
Reminds me of that guy that convinced the pope to reopen indulgences and paid a shit load of money to get into heaven
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