If gay wedding payments went straight to the church

[@robby7337]

"Even the French?" is crazy lol.

[@terrnoisrp8894]

😂

[@JD_10]

Crazy, but accurate

[@a-1pictures478]

Lost it there hahaha

[@fox.5730]

England started a lot of the modern societies we have today and that same England was at war with the French on and off for significantly longer than a lot of countries have been around. Think of your most toxic relationship, it's in people blood to hate the French that way xD

[@AmirDarkOne]

safe edgy, also known as not edgy.

[@IcyPastel]

"We're all made in gods image. And I know what you're thinking, even the french?" took me by surprise, lol!

[@tirsden]

"Even the French? Especially the French!" "Umm, I'm gonna need chapter and verse on that one."

[@hackman669]

​@@tirsdenWhars with French Joke? Did he pick random country from a hat

[@C_heeseable]

"What I am trying to say in mathematical terms is weddings are getting expensive, and people are getting gayer." Adding that one to the Zach Star out of context list.

[@darixenous_shadowscale]

Yuuuup xD

[@bruce4139]

Also the first and second rule would be good out of context

[@hackman669]

Sounds a bit too woke for me 😅

[@taivandam]

Zach Star perfectly pissing off every single group of people just enough that he is immune to cancellation is beautiful to watch

[@mgrah3723]

He knows how to do edgy humor correctly

[@JKBDTS]

In this video it is clear who he's making fun of.

[@MisterIncog]

@@JKBDTSi mean, he also does make fun of queer people, but in a way that isn’t offensive (well, not to me at least). I guess he’s more making fun of stereotypes rather than punching down people themselves, that’s why it works.

[@richardgalbavy7103]

Is this "cancellation" still a thing? Are there people who are backed by science saying something what might be "controversial" and are cancelled by some significant group?

[@mgrah3723]

@@richardgalbavy7103 honestly, it's not a thing

[@aaronpua2630]

"beign straight is gay. Which is bad, but now it's good. So do it now, cause it's good and think it's good, cause it's good. all good?" is a string of words i never knew i would find so funny until now.

[@zachapack4624]

I laughed way too hard at that string of words!

[@theyaden]

It's the little nicky string when the demon was convincing the congregation to sin.

[@fireice8]

"That...could mean a lot of things" Classic

[@kv5917]

Yes but only if there's financial incentive Morals 0, business skills over 9K

[@user-df4kf6fg7h]

Personally I follow the Hellsing Abridged interpretation: that a man is not allowed to do another man in their vag*na.

[@mystey1]

You have to believe me. It's the law

[@TakeApartLab]

The worst part is that its true, it could mean a lot of things as long as you go deep enough. now, because i am both not a bible scholer and dont know ancient (hebrew?) i wont yap to much but in "a man with a man" apparently the two 'man' were origionaly different words and context is lost in translation. but idk, it might just be a copout.

[@elmodelo101]

​@@TakeApartLab Yes, the classic "out of context" and let's not forget the even more classic "it's a metaphor", lol.

[@stack4229]

Zach has become my source for religion and news

[@EvieMartin-f6p]

Questionable source but ok

[@swedishfish2357]

Aaaaaand in more news

[@mucicafrajer]

​@@EvieMartin-f6p Best source

[@williamkimball4901]

Sadly one of the most reliable sources (comparing to legacy media).

[@harrytlynx5715]

@@EvieMartin-f6p a lot less questionable than the majority of the mAinStreAM mEdiA and InflUEncErs though

[@jessesmith6824]

Bro is practicing for that "she may call me father, but tonight she's calling me daddy".

[@TexMeta]

At the confession booth like "I'm sorry daddy, I've been bad."

[@Amanda-j3y]

Pedo incest kinks are nasty, no integrity

[@Chompy1667]

Oh daddy I've been a bad girl. For the last time it is father forgive I have sinned!

[@parklife27]

he did so many roleplay

[@MementoMoriv2]

Forgive me daddy for I’m about to sin

[@samuelmorrow1730]

Funny thing about Levitcal verses is that most denominations don't follow it except for the gay part. For example, do not eat pig is also in Levitcus, but I have been to a priests cookout and had the best bacon ever.

[@a-liberal-patriot]

I like the one about no mixed fabrics in clothing. Doesn't cotton underwear have an elastic waistband?

[@JasTheSass]

Yeah. I grew up catholic and my father asked a deacon about the no pig thing while converting. The response he got was basically “it’s cool, Jesus said it was fine later”.

[@mystey1]

You have to believe me. It's the law

[@hackdurbrain]

God I love not being a Jew

[@mosheackman6095]

​@@a-liberal-patriotthe restriction on mixed fabrics is specifically wool and linen

[@Limelight2800]

He has a point, who else is going to wear those short shorts😂

[@ML-yn9yu]

As a gay, facts.

[@jinksdalfang8843]

Middle aged men in crisis? Mine took the form of boundaries, but who knows what another man’s crisis looks like.

[@lightreign8021]

Totally straight Rhodesian dudes who would feed you to crocodiles for questioning their sexuality?

[@Ricocossa1]

And the flannels

[@skylx0812]

Ever seen pics of 80s sports and P.E. classes?

[@TotoDG]

I’m sorry, but there’s one massive glaring issue that I simply _cannot_ ignore. Lesbians buy Subarus, not Jeeps.

[@d4ncedemon326]

It's both really 😂

[@snapdragonslair]

Gay Subaru owner, can confirm

[@averagejojoenjoyer8190]

Cannot wait for a video where transitioning surgery money go to the church

[@SUPER_ZOMBIE]

the church would be rolling in it like never before 😂

[@RanEncounter]

​@@SUPER_ZOMBIE how so?

[@JosepiThe13th]

​@@RanEncounter Because its a very expensive procedure. And I do mean *very* expensive.

[@yuumimaisfrancaise]

With circumcision, they're already half way there

[@RanEncounter]

@@JosepiThe13th But the number of people needing transition surgeries are extremely low. Even if the surgeries would be expensive, the number is so low that it would get the chirch very little money.

[@thejuanderer4206]

I think I’ve restarted this 4 times, but I can’t get tired of how funny this is.

[@jasonducarjr]

If this new Priest character doesn't get a full movie-trilogy production thing like the Kidnappers, then I'm gonna riot😂

[@c.g.silver8782]

+1😂

[@nocturnalverse5739]

Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.

[@bobbaseball]

..say that again

[@nocturnalverse5739]

@@bobbaseball Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.

[@epigone1796]

@@nocturnalverse5739 One more time, just for good measure

[@Brahvim]

@@epigone1796 _My turn:_ """ Zach's gonna be a _Star._ He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other. """

[@T0eTickler30]

0:23 I believe you're looking for "I'm god, I don't make the rules"

[@WaltDevil060]

YES YOU DO!!

[@user-scott-pearce]

pretty soon Zach will know the bible better then some priest

[@LovecraftianGodsKiller]

He probably does already

[@brazenserpent7]

than*

[@terrnoisrp8894]

Your not wrong

[@brazenserpent7]

@@terrnoisrp8894 You're*

[@GeezSus]

@@terrnoisrp8894 *You're

[@max-abobea]

Money is money, duhh

[@JZsBFF]

Nothing holier than a fat bank account.

[@horatiotodd8723]

@JZsBFF I don’t know about protestant churches, but the vast majority of the money collected in the Catholic Church goes to charity and the Catholic Church is the largest charity in the world

[@horatiotodd8723]

Their charity is much more effective than government aid as well because they actually run schools and send in people to build wells and houses

[@JZsBFF]

@@horatiotodd8723 "largest" doesn't mean much when it comes to charity. I wouldn't be surprised it the sum of the Vatican's real estate did represent the largest concentration of that kind of wealth in the world: palace, monasteries, embassies, officals residences, farms, ...

[@toonyandfriends1915]

@@JZsBFF what do you mean largest doesn't mean much when it comes to charity?

[@captainobvious8037]

The French catching strays left and right ever since Verdun.

[@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε]

I am confident that this line of sketches will soon join the Zach Star Himself extended universe

[@poolitzer384]

For the last two years I forget about this tradition, am confused about the sudden influx of your videos in my abo box and then remember after a couple days. Thank you so so much for doing this I really enjoy every day :)

[@ismaelmilla5852]

"When a trans loves a lesbian" that escalated so quickly 😅😂

[@idaniluz652]

I start to see a pattern with this year's December videos

[@charlesleonreysumugat6781]

By the end of all this zacks gonna have the whole Christian church on his op list

[@TheTexican05]

Costume department is finally up and running! Check out that frock. 🔥 Definite improvement over the industry standard, taped paper to chest ID tags. 👌 🍻

[@KavinKrishnaswamy]

3 Zach Star videos in three days! What did we do to deserve this blessing and how do we do it again?

[@EchoC4]

If I remember correctly, he’s going to do one video a day for the month of December

[@toshii2198]

Advent calendar, every december he tries to release 1 video every day till Christmas

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Bro is milking this payment to the church idea like Activision with Call Of Duty.

[@darixenous_shadowscale]

The church milking payment has been going on long before you and your grandparents were born bro. Activision has nothing on that xD

[@malachigeorge959]

Zach you’re a gift to the world 😂

[@smcplayer4-gaming483]

at 0:40 , that verse is actually mistranslated and has the original meaning of "Don't sleep with kids", not "Don't be gay".

[@JJ-in3bc]

Yet in the Middle East, many countries practice Bacha Bazi 😮 A LOT!! 😮😮

[@Acilican]

Zach missed a perfect opportunity. In Leviticus every scenario that is covered lists when a man does x then y, then immediately when a woman does x then y, for the same thing. However it doesn't say when a woman lies with a woman as she would with a man. You'd think he'd put in the joke that must mean that god made it so women would experiment in university.

[@divinegokublackrose]

Wasn’t expecting this one

[@Abyss777]

how isnt the guy been cancelled yet. HES UNSTOPPABLE

[@yds6268]

Because he's a rare actual centrist. He's not prejudiced and doesn't spread hate towards anyone.

[@Abyss777]

@@yds6268 true... but since when do twitterstenz care about that lol..... im glad tho. we need some true comedians around during hard times!

[@Ricocossa1]

Because he's actually funny and not bigoted?

[@cheshireket3132]

@@Abyss777 what's with the victimhood. You're imagining a problem

[@Abyss777]

@cheshireket3132 sorry man i don't get u. Victimhood? Tho its kinda hard not to imagine a prblm...these days u get canceled for the weirdest reasons.. Bro created a good community...

[@dragonetafireball]

I mean it’s also an interpretation that didn’t really pop up until kings James version of the bible and I’ve seen solars say a more accurate translation may be “if a man lies with a boy” which would mean it was specifically forbidding abusing kids But then I’ve also seen people say it only applies to wars so there’s so many ways to twist it either way

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

0:46 for context the original(or at least the most recent version we know of with that specific passage) said "man shall not lay with boy as he did so with a woman" but the church was more worried about homosexuality than pdfs

[@washingtonfootballfan7974]

No you’re quoting a translation done by lgbt activists. As such I think it is fair to discount that translation of the Bible.

[@jamesplayzreviews]

Thank you! Someone gets it. It's about P. Diddys rather than gays

[@elizathegamer413]

​@@washingtonfootballfan7974well you say that but the problem is mostly that languages aren't usually directly translatable. Both are plausible translations of the text, but it's unclear which is true and which is false, so then it comes down to beliefs. We call them homonyms in English, like "lie" means both go into a horizontal position and tell a falsehood. So for if you were to take the quote "man shall not lie with man as he does with woman" purely out of context, you could interpret it as either "bros before hoes" (men should not lie to each other even if they lie to women) or "no gay sex" (men should not lie next to in bed, implying having sex with, each other) ; I'm not saying that's what an English speaker would do, but if they were to translate to another language, and they didnt have someone telling them which interpretation is correct, they would have to make a choice between which they were going with. In this context, the ones who say what the right one is are also biased because well, they want it to be one way or the other (for both groups, as you said, activists and the church), so an independent translator would have to make the choice between the word (say it's "bondio" I just made that up idk if it means something) meaning man or boy

[@setonix9151]

I'm sorry can you explain the nuance of the original hebrew? Because even the NRSVUE (which is quite 'untraditional' recommended by biblical scholars like Bart Ehrman) it still translates as " If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their bloodguilt is upon them."

[@setonix9151]

@@elizathegamer413 Can you explain why and how the hebrew in this context could men an adolescent male instead of just male?

[@markgaumee]

First rule: "not on my face" fucking killed me🤣

[@tenebrisity6170]

That's a mistranslation, the first verse, it's actually a man and a boy, which some people interpret as it being against pedophilla (though... We know how the church feels about that LOL/j.)

[@KFCGull]

"When Putin asks Santa for Ukraine for Christmas"

[@3gou]

PLEASE DO THIS ONE THIS IS GOD TIER

[@knight3180]

lmao this is gold

[@Tom-_-Hanks]

😊 Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.

[@daniels7907]

If we read Leviticus then 99% of humanity is damned for things as simple as eating pork or shellfish or wearing mixed fiber clothes.

[@Noxthesergal]

Not to mention the simple fact it’s a 2000 year old book that has been translated 200 times. Which is more than enough for words to have their entire meaning changed. That book is the world’s longest running game of telephone.

[@TheOutlierToday]

"Start em young, they'll believe it" correct

[@nitrofueled505]

Clarification the levitcus thing is true but that was in the old testament you would also be put to death for a lot of other stuff back then

[@HellspawnAirsoft]

Leviticus is a guide of what will get you stoned to death. 😂 edit: it has a lot in it.

[@katelawyer3689]

This is why I’m a Buddhist lol

[@hanzolo7687]

That's why Jesus came to die, to take away the old covenant, and to define the new covenant for the gentiles.

[@hanzolo7687]

​@@katelawyer3689are you a Buddhist because of this verse, or a Buddhist because you believe it to be the most plausible belief given the reality of this world?

[@TinaDanielsson]

I just re-read a part of Genesis and I had totally forgot what a vengeful god God was in the beginning 😬

[@paytonjones432]

**sigh** just like real life, us Bi-men are forgotten/ignored

[@yds6268]

It's a sad reality that when a man is bi, he's considered gay, but when a woman is bi, she's considered straight going through a "phase". Bi the way )

[@c.g.silver8782]

no it's just everyone's jealous because they have the most options 😂

[@adamandsethdylantoo]

“When a biman loves a femboy, he does until he goes through twink death and dumps him for a cute girl he can actually tell his conservative parents about”

[@TaurielTheElf]

Has anyone in a country where it's illegal to have gay marriage ever tried to bribe a priest to officiate a gay wedding? Genuine question. Sounds like something that would happen.

[@undergroundvagos8481]

Make more of these! They are genius! 🤣🤣

[@rotzie8834]

The short shorts are also owned by the church

[@MrMelonsz]

Dude you are getting so funny. It feels like your comedy is evolving with every video, keep it up!

[@innocentbystander3317]

Remember that time God broke one of His own commandments because His people broke a commandment they haven't received yet, then after resolving that told His people to go break that very commandment again to save themselves from snakes He sent to punish them for wanting to eat, then ordered them to break another commandment and sunder Canaan? Oh, and in that process, commanded Balaam to go do something, then sent an angel to unalive him (breaking a commandment) for doing what he was told to do, and was even told off by his donkey about how bad it is to do as God commands? If you take the Bible too seriously, you have a severe condition of the mind...

[@nissantzvitovey]

Just saying that the Bilam (I didn't mispell that, that's how it's pronounced in the original Hebrew) wasn't actually told to go, it's more like he kept bugging God about it, until God decided to become passive aggressive and tell him "if you want to go so badly, go ahead". Once he went, God was like "you know you really shouldn't be going, right?"

[@innocentbystander3317]

@@nissantzvitovey "Let your yes mean yes, and your no, no." Guess His own words are too hard for Him to abide by, huh? So God can make a boulder so large that even He cannot lift it, and it's made entirely out of words. What a great deity, not a fraud at all, this yahweh fella...

[@katelawyer3689]

This is why the only religions I tolerate are deism, Taoism and Buddhism lol.

[@darixenous_shadowscale]

THANK YOU!

[@fuiscklam4087]

Commandments are for the people, not for God. God cannot be judged, because He's the ultimate Judge.

[@antonionnam6594]

"end of times o'clock". Some weddings be screaming it all the time😂

[@marleenstukkien5384]

Preach it, Zach! Sings Psalms 119:53: "Ladidahdidah, traaaaaaaala..."

[@jrsydvl7218]

It was never fair that gays missed out on their marriages turning loveless. No backsies.

[@c.g.silver8782]

😂😂😂😂

[@raimuneishida1947]

This is why I'm subscribed, preach brother.

[@Lobomaru02]

Ah. The birds and the bees, the bees and the bees, the birds and the birds, the birds that used to be bees, bees that used to be birds, birds that look like bees, and bees that look like birds but still have a fuckin' stinger.

[@hellraiser217]

FOOD IS FOOD!

[@Automaton-37467]

@@hellraiser217 Do not eat the bees.

[@TrinexxSlayer]

don't forget the birds that don't fly or the bees that fly with multiple partners

[@Ghost-hs6qq]

Zach's "all good" is so good I am crying laugh 😭😭

[@darkflux]

this checked all the right boxes...or wrong boxes...whatever. it works.

[@CheesyLizzy]

I thought the rule was love your neighbor

[@ronbroomell]

This is hilarios, even if it offends some people! I am a 76-year-old proud to be Gay musician; and in my younger days, i was widowed twice, and bisexual -- everyone should be as they want to be!

[@Mcfreddo]

That book's been rewritten from the original scrolls anyway.

[@Frostbyte501]

The bisexual one hurts

[@eiffelviolet]

Bisexuality is usually not just a phase.

[@smackthebomb]

Yeah it’s a joke dawg

[@SunnySkies247]

Zach you made me cry today in a cathartic, old-pain-relived kind of way. And it was funny.

[@charleslundy7545]

I'm still not clear on the whole Transman / Transwoman thing, but, they could stop telling me about their genitals... and I'd be okay with that. Okay? All Good? ❤ 🏳️‍🌈 😂 #HumanIsHuman

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

So you'd rather want it to be a suprise? Whatever floats your boat. You'll probably will gets lots of them coming after you now after they read that comment. You'll be drowing in suprises lol. Have fun and dont forget, it's okay to set boundaries, and if somebody is acting disrespectfull then you're not supposed to take it, standup for yourself, dont let yourself be bullied into doing things you dont want to do. No means no and if they dont respect that then kick their ass

[@leviackerman5866]

125 views? Crazy early, I know this video will be W, so yes, you’re the best Zach-

[@cadenchitwood9491]

Blud does not know the Catholic Church.

[@ephremcortvrint2376]

The rules one made me burst out in public

[@zekkozen2087]

a video a day... best christmas gift ever

[@gottendrop4026]

If everybody is made in gods image does that mean god is a lil bit gay?

[@hanzolo7687]

No, its a temptation, not a positive trait given by God

[@TrinexxSlayer]

probably pan

[@goodfortunetoyou]

See, there's an interesting pattern. The religious law seems to base their prescribed actions on whether the consequences work out well or not. That means that so long as everybody else is cool with gay people, God is too.

[@johndoe9343]

"We weren't forced to reinterpret our religious scripture, it's just funny timing, trust."

[@goodfortunetoyou]

@@johndoe9343 Yeah, but also: "Thou shalt not eat pork and cheese at the same time" At the time that could make you sick and kill you or something. "makes you sick" => bad action => write it down as a prohibition. And then we figure out pasteurization and that becomes a non-issue, but the rule is still there, because people get mad if you try to update the bible.

[@katelawyer3689]

You are so right bro.

[@sla5hh]

The birds and the birds talk

[@TrinexxSlayer]

ironically birds and birds can reproduce, while birds and bees do not

[@shadowfirethesarcastic9517]

There's no way Zach could have crammed this many stereotypes into a single video without consulting actual gay people. 😆

[@prancerandromeo]

So i am catholic and should be offended by this series but im not bc i know its a joke

[@JJ-in3bc]

And parts of it are actually true 😮

[@RedX03]

Oh yeah if this is becoming a new series I’m so down, maybe we’ll get the church vs science

[@gp-banjo]

The church has contributed more to science than any other religious institution. It doesn't oppose it.

[@dylanrapp7629]

Omg yes it’s December I’ve been looking forward to this all year!

[@The_musical_gamer]

Next video “if transgender transition payments were sent to the church

[@adamandsethdylantoo]

“You know, it’s kinda fucked up that we only let women be priests after a lot of priests became women, but sometimes you only realize your seminary could be making twice as much money when the bishop realizes internalized catholic guilt of never making it to heaven and the transgender fear of never passing is… eh basically the same thing”

[@joshcp1223]

I had stroke trying to follow that last part.

[@lizart4679]

That Leviticus chapter was actually mistranslated I'm fairly sure. I'm not gonna explain further bc I'm tired but look it up if you wanna

[@MemekingJag]

It's unidentified, not mistranslated. It uses an almost hapax legomenon for the word male (the passage is directed at men), but the only other connotation for that word would be it's other usage in relation to incest; and considering 18:22 succeeds after instructions specifically about incest, we can assume this did not have the connotation and indeed is just referring to men. So no, it still does mandate death for homosexual sex.

[@JJ-in3bc]

Leviticus SLAVERY was OK. 😮 And women are "property" 😮😮 And... NOOOO BACON 😮😮😮 In context also... it was written to clergy & priests Wide spread practiced in the Middle East is Bacha Bazi. Obama administration told US military to turn a blind eye. 😮🤮

[@hipoophicat4211]

0:33 can I get some Hindu people to tell me if that’s true?

[@RJ...........]

Ganesha has a head of a elephant. Because of a mistake where they cut the kids head off. Pretty interesting to look into

[@Nachi-Blox]

Yes, it’s true. Basically Parvati (wife of the god shiva) made Ganesha out of clay. She like the sculpture so much she made him come to life. Now I don’t exactly remember these part; Parvati had to do something so Ganesha could not let anyone through the door. This is where shiva comes in, with the conflict resulting in Ganesha losing his head. When Parvati found out, she told shiva to get a head for Ganesha. And so he did, but got an elephant head. I don’t exactly know why.

[@rotationplus]

Except Ganesha isn't a capital G God, at least in the way I believe.

[@RJ...........]

@@rotationplus Hinduism had the first Holy trinity. I know more from first sandscript, which was focused around Brahma. The 3 main were Brahma, shiva, Vishnu

[@rotationplus]

@@RJ........... I know, I'm hindu

[@arpansaha2111]

To be clear the hindu god he's talking about is a man with the head of an elephant. He was born with a human head but his dad cut it off because he wouldn't let his dad enter their home cause his mom told him not to cause she was taking a bath. When his mom yelled at his dad for it he brought the boy back with the head of an elephant. Cause they couldn't find his old head.

[@edburns584]

I think zach may have actually infiltrated the church with that info he had 😂

[@clairenilles1588]

Excellent job explaining all of those LBGT+ relationships. It's so nice to finally be able to understand those feelings that arise from time to time.

[@mr.z3161]

Not on my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀

[@sungod9797]

Are we gonna get an upload every day like last December? This is a pretty impressive upload schedule lmao

[@cherryb0ng]

That last speech is a perfect example of what happens when you cross Aristotelian logic with a Moebius strip.

[@anothergenericgamer_]

This guy is revealing more scriptures than most churches in 2024 LOL

[@jamieking3124]

CHIEFS MENTIONED

[@The_Gamerverse]

Trying to get that new lambo is the best line 😂

[@BrutalCarnage]

They need to be consistent like Islam XD

[@cheshireket3132]

@@BrutalCarnage which sect

[@katelawyer3689]

Yoooo @cheshire spitting!

[@BrutalCarnage]

​@@cheshireket3132 the ones staying consistent with their authenticated scriptures and the actions of their prophet, which they believe to serve as the code of conduct for how to act and behave. If anything Muslims are more consistent with following Christian beliefs than actual Christians, aside from believing Jesus was god reincarnated into man/was god.

[@Shotgun_vk07]

Just to be clear, god is not an elephant acc to hindu bible. There is just one god who was beheaded when he was young but his life was saved by placing an elephant's head. There is a long story behind it. Btw loved the video ❤

[@rebeccakeeper8780]

I thought it was said that Ganesha was spawned from clay.

[@MichaelUrocyon]

Doing linguistic backflips for style points at the end there.

[@ryanstyle8862]

0:11 exactly 😅

[@obasiswift]

That’s what I was gonna say lol

[@player_lv430]

This is funny because the church would 100% do this.

[@ShadowGaming42069]

“Even the French?” Lmfao.

[@HashimotoDatsu]

I was skeptical until he hit me with the "All good?" Hard to argue that logic.

[@reverseflashplays8615]

Especially not hard ones😂😂

[@Samuel_Burgess_]

Teh god isn't an elephant but and a being made out or sweaty or something . Whose head got cut off and was replaced by an elephant child head

[@kittynboots153]

A true religious person who truly believes and wants to keep Gods word, would never change the church just for money or to be more excepted by society. I know that some congregations are built on that, but that just means that, those congregations are not truly of Gods word. Please don't lump all religious people, or even just Christians all together.

[@katelawyer3689]

Personally some of us don’t like any variety of Christianity for it is a faith of lies, greed, and intolerance.

[@pounce8]

" true religious person" 😂😂😂😂

[@sammysamlovescats]

You forgot about the Uhaul rentals for lesbians

[@JJ-in3bc]

😉🤣

[@redbirb]

"When a trans man loves a lesbian it's end-times o' clock!" That caught me offguard lol

[@Apher69]

0:50 That's actually a mistranslation years ago. We believe the scripture said "A man should not lay with a youg boy as he does wihh a women." So, don't mean to be that person. Also the Church doesn't do a good job on that scripture in either translation so yeah

[@LerpyMerpy]

I've heard this everywhere, and I'm not saying I don't believe it but I just have seen any proof

[@4-art-ver469]

The original Line is "If a man lies w/ a BOY the way he does w/ a Woman" that line is a mistranslation

[@justinmabb1997]

Not on my face and Don't ask don't tell 😂