Zach Star perfectly pissing off every single group of people just enough that he is immune to cancellation is beautiful to watch
@mgrah372322 сағат бұрын
He knows how to do edgy humor correctly
@JKBDTS22 сағат бұрын
In this video it is clear who he's making fun of.
@MisterIncog22 сағат бұрын
@@JKBDTSi mean, he also does make fun of queer people, but in a way that isn’t offensive (well, not to me at least). I guess he’s more making fun of stereotypes rather than punching down people themselves, that’s why it works.
@richardgalbavy710320 сағат бұрын
Is this "cancellation" still a thing? Are there people who are backed by science saying something what might be "controversial" and are cancelled by some significant group?
@mgrah372320 сағат бұрын
@@richardgalbavy7103 honestly, it's not a thing
@robby7337Күн бұрын
"Even the French?" is crazy lol.
@terrnoisrp8894Күн бұрын
😂
@JD_10Күн бұрын
Crazy, but accurate
@a-1pictures478Күн бұрын
Lost it there hahaha
@fox.5730Күн бұрын
England started a lot of the modern societies we have today and that same England was at war with the French on and off for significantly longer than a lot of countries have been around. Think of your most toxic relationship, it's in people blood to hate the French that way xD
@AmirDarkOneКүн бұрын
safe edgy, also known as not edgy.
@aaronpua2630Күн бұрын
"beign straight is gay. Which is bad, but now it's good. So do it now, cause it's good and think it's good, cause it's good. all good?" is a string of words i never knew i would find so funny until now.
@zachapack4624Күн бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that string of words!
@theyaden11 сағат бұрын
It's the little nicky string when the demon was convincing the congregation to sin.
@C_heeseableКүн бұрын
"What I am trying to say in mathematical terms is weddings are getting expensive, and people are getting gayer." Adding that one to the Zach Star out of context list.
@darixenous_shadowscale14 сағат бұрын
Yuuuup xD
@bruce413912 сағат бұрын
Also the first and second rule would be good out of context
@IcyPastelКүн бұрын
"We're all made in gods image. And I know what you're thinking, even the french?" took me by surprise, lol!
@jessesmith6824Күн бұрын
Bro is practicing for that "she may call me father, but tonight she's calling me daddy".
@TexMetaКүн бұрын
At the confession booth like "I'm sorry daddy, I've been bad."
@Amanda-j3yКүн бұрын
Pedo incest kinks are nasty, no integrity
@Chompy166722 сағат бұрын
Oh daddy I've been a bad girl. For the last time it is father forgive I have sinned!
@parklife2716 сағат бұрын
he did so many roleplay
@MementoMoriv213 сағат бұрын
Forgive me daddy for I’m about to sin
@stack4229Күн бұрын
Zach has become my source for religion and news
@EvieMartin-f6pКүн бұрын
Questionable source but ok
@swedishfish235722 сағат бұрын
Aaaaaand in more news
@mucicafrajer21 сағат бұрын
@@EvieMartin-f6p Best source
@williamkimball490120 сағат бұрын
Sadly one of the most reliable sources (comparing to legacy media).
@harrytlynx57158 сағат бұрын
@@EvieMartin-f6p a lot less questionable than the majority of the mAinStreAM mEdiA and InflUEncErs though
@fireice8Күн бұрын
"That...could mean a lot of things" Classic
@kv5917Күн бұрын
Yes but only if there's financial incentive Morals 0, business skills over 9K
@user-df4kf6fg7h22 сағат бұрын
Personally I follow the Hellsing Abridged interpretation: that a man is not allowed to do another man in their vag*na.
@averagejojoenjoyer8190Күн бұрын
Cannot wait for a video where transitioning surgery money go to the church
@SUPER_ZOMBIE21 сағат бұрын
the church would be rolling in it like never before 😂
@RanEncounter14 сағат бұрын
@@SUPER_ZOMBIE how so?
@JosepiThe13th5 сағат бұрын
@@RanEncounter Because its a very expensive procedure. And I do mean *very* expensive.
@yuumimaisfrancaiseСағат бұрын
With circumcision, they're already half way there
@thejuanderer4206Күн бұрын
I think I’ve restarted this 4 times, but I can’t get tired of how funny this is.
@TotoDG19 сағат бұрын
I’m sorry, but there’s one massive glaring issue that I simply _cannot_ ignore. Lesbians buy Subarus, not Jeeps.
@Limelight2800Күн бұрын
He has a point, who else is going to wear those short shorts😂
@ML-yn9yuКүн бұрын
As a gay, facts.
@jinksdalfang8843Күн бұрын
Middle aged men in crisis? Mine took the form of boundaries, but who knows what another man’s crisis looks like.
@lightreign8021Күн бұрын
Totally straight Rhodesian dudes who would feed you to crocodiles for questioning their sexuality?
@Ricocossa1Күн бұрын
And the flannels
@skylx081223 сағат бұрын
Ever seen pics of 80s sports and P.E. classes?
@samuelmorrow173014 сағат бұрын
Funny thing about Levitcal verses is that most denominations don't follow it except for the gay part. For example, do not eat pig is also in Levitcus, but I have been to a priests cookout and had the best bacon ever.
@a-liberal-patriot11 сағат бұрын
I like the one about no mixed fabrics in clothing. Doesn't cotton underwear have an elastic waistband?
@JasTheSass10 сағат бұрын
Yeah. I grew up catholic and my father asked a deacon about the no pig thing while converting. The response he got was basically “it’s cool, Jesus said it was fine later”.
@user-scott-pearce10 күн бұрын
pretty soon Zach will know the bible better then some priest
@LovecraftianGodsKillerКүн бұрын
He probably does already
@brazenserpent7Күн бұрын
than*
@terrnoisrp8894Күн бұрын
Your not wrong
@brazenserpent7Күн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 You're*
@GeezSusКүн бұрын
@@terrnoisrp8894 *You're
@nocturnalverse5739Күн бұрын
Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@bobbaseball4 сағат бұрын
..say that again
@nocturnalverse57392 сағат бұрын
@@bobbaseball Zach's gonna be a star. He started out with paper, sharpie, and tape as costumes and now just look at him wearing a robe and funny hat as one character and a black shirt as the other.
@captainobvious803719 сағат бұрын
The French catching strays left and right ever since Verdun.
@jasonducarjrКүн бұрын
If this new Priest character doesn't get a full movie-trilogy production thing like the Kidnappers, then I'm gonna riot😂
@c.g.silver87826 сағат бұрын
+1😂
@max-abobeaКүн бұрын
Money is money, duhh
@JZsBFFКүн бұрын
Nothing holier than a fat bank account.
@horatiotodd872319 сағат бұрын
@JZsBFF I don’t know about protestant churches, but the vast majority of the money collected in the Catholic Church goes to charity and the Catholic Church is the largest charity in the world
@horatiotodd872319 сағат бұрын
Their charity is much more effective than government aid as well because they actually run schools and send in people to build wells and houses
@JZsBFF12 сағат бұрын
@@horatiotodd8723 "largest" doesn't mean much when it comes to charity. I wouldn't be surprised it the sum of the Vatican's real estate did represent the largest concentration of that kind of wealth in the world: palace, monasteries, embassies, officals residences, farms, ...
@toonyandfriends19153 сағат бұрын
@@JZsBFF what do you mean largest doesn't mean much when it comes to charity?
@T0eTickler3019 сағат бұрын
0:23 I believe you're looking for "I'm god, I don't make the rules"
@WaltDevil0606 сағат бұрын
YES YOU DO!!
@ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5εКүн бұрын
I am confident that this line of sketches will soon join the Zach Star Himself extended universe
@idaniluz652Күн бұрын
I start to see a pattern with this year's December videos
@charlesleonreysumugat6781Күн бұрын
By the end of all this zacks gonna have the whole Christian church on his op list
@KavinKrishnaswamyКүн бұрын
3 Zach Star videos in three days! What did we do to deserve this blessing and how do we do it again?
@EchoC4Күн бұрын
If I remember correctly, he’s going to do one video a day for the month of December
@toshii219820 сағат бұрын
Advent calendar, every december he tries to release 1 video every day till Christmas
@poolitzer384Күн бұрын
For the last two years I forget about this tradition, am confused about the sudden influx of your videos in my abo box and then remember after a couple days. Thank you so so much for doing this I really enjoy every day :)
@ismaelmilla585222 сағат бұрын
"When a trans loves a lesbian" that escalated so quickly 😅😂
@malachigeorge959Күн бұрын
Zach you’re a gift to the world 😂
@ShadowReaper-pu2hxКүн бұрын
Bro is milking this payment to the church idea like Activision with Call Of Duty.
@darixenous_shadowscale14 сағат бұрын
The church milking payment has been going on long before you and your grandparents were born bro. Activision has nothing on that xD
@airplanes_aren.t_realКүн бұрын
0:46 for context the original(or at least the most recent version we know of with that specific passage) said "man shall not lay with boy as he did so with a woman" but the church was more worried about homosexuality than pdfs
@washingtonfootballfan7974Күн бұрын
No you’re quoting a translation done by lgbt activists. As such I think it is fair to discount that translation of the Bible.
@jamesplayzreviewsКүн бұрын
Thank you! Someone gets it. It's about P. Diddys rather than gays
@elizathegamer413Күн бұрын
@@washingtonfootballfan7974well you say that but the problem is mostly that languages aren't usually directly translatable. Both are plausible translations of the text, but it's unclear which is true and which is false, so then it comes down to beliefs. We call them homonyms in English, like "lie" means both go into a horizontal position and tell a falsehood. So for if you were to take the quote "man shall not lie with man as he does with woman" purely out of context, you could interpret it as either "bros before hoes" (men should not lie to each other even if they lie to women) or "no gay sex" (men should not lie next to in bed, implying having sex with, each other) ; I'm not saying that's what an English speaker would do, but if they were to translate to another language, and they didnt have someone telling them which interpretation is correct, they would have to make a choice between which they were going with. In this context, the ones who say what the right one is are also biased because well, they want it to be one way or the other (for both groups, as you said, activists and the church), so an independent translator would have to make the choice between the word (say it's "bondio" I just made that up idk if it means something) meaning man or boy
@setonix9151Күн бұрын
I'm sorry can you explain the nuance of the original hebrew? Because even the NRSVUE (which is quite 'untraditional' recommended by biblical scholars like Bart Ehrman) it still translates as " If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their bloodguilt is upon them."
@setonix9151Күн бұрын
@@elizathegamer413 Can you explain why and how the hebrew in this context could men an adolescent male instead of just male?
@darkflux17 сағат бұрын
this checked all the right boxes...or wrong boxes...whatever. it works.
@TheTexican05Күн бұрын
Costume department is finally up and running! Check out that frock. 🔥 Definite improvement over the industry standard, taped paper to chest ID tags. 👌 🍻
@Abyss777Күн бұрын
how isnt the guy been cancelled yet. HES UNSTOPPABLE
@yds6268Күн бұрын
Because he's a rare actual centrist. He's not prejudiced and doesn't spread hate towards anyone.
@Abyss777Күн бұрын
@@yds6268 true... but since when do twitterstenz care about that lol..... im glad tho. we need some true comedians around during hard times!
@Ricocossa1Күн бұрын
Because he's actually funny and not bigoted?
@cheshireket313223 сағат бұрын
@@Abyss777 what's with the victimhood. You're imagining a problem
@Abyss77723 сағат бұрын
@cheshireket3132 sorry man i don't get u. Victimhood? Tho its kinda hard not to imagine a prblm...these days u get canceled for the weirdest reasons.. Bro created a good community...
@KFCGullКүн бұрын
"When Putin asks Santa for Ukraine for Christmas"
@3gou22 сағат бұрын
PLEASE DO THIS ONE THIS IS GOD TIER
@knight318022 сағат бұрын
lmao this is gold
@arpansaha211117 сағат бұрын
To be clear the hindu god he's talking about is a man with the head of an elephant. He was born with a human head but his dad cut it off because he wouldn't let his dad enter their home cause his mom told him not to cause she was taking a bath. When his mom yelled at his dad for it he brought the boy back with the head of an elephant. Cause they couldn't find his old head.
@nitrofueled505Күн бұрын
Clarification the levitcus thing is true but that was in the old testament you would also be put to death for a lot of other stuff back then
@HellspawnAirsoftКүн бұрын
Leviticus is a guide of what will get you stoned to death. 😂 edit: it has a lot in it.
@katelawyer368918 сағат бұрын
This is why I’m a Buddhist lol
@hanzolo76877 сағат бұрын
That's why Jesus came to die, to take away the old covenant, and to define the new covenant for the gentiles.
@hanzolo76877 сағат бұрын
@@katelawyer3689are you a Buddhist because of this verse, or a Buddhist because you believe it to be the most plausible belief given the reality of this world?
@TinaDanielsson5 сағат бұрын
I just re-read a part of Genesis and I had totally forgot what a vengeful god God was in the beginning 😬
@divinegokublackroseКүн бұрын
Wasn’t expecting this one
@markgaumeeКүн бұрын
First rule: "not on my face" fucking killed me🤣
@Lobomaru0218 сағат бұрын
Ah. The birds and the bees, the bees and the bees, the birds and the birds, the birds that used to be bees, bees that used to be birds, birds that look like bees, and bees that look like birds but still have a fuckin' stinger.
@hellraiser21717 сағат бұрын
FOOD IS FOOD!
@Automaton-374673 сағат бұрын
@@hellraiser217 Do not eat the bees.
@The_musical_gamer19 сағат бұрын
Next video “if transgender transition payments were sent to the church
@jrsydvl7218Күн бұрын
It was never fair that gays missed out on their marriages turning loveless. No backsies.
Has anyone in a country where it's illegal to have gay marriage ever tried to bribe a priest to officiate a gay wedding? Genuine question. Sounds like something that would happen.
@Frostbyte501Күн бұрын
The bisexual one hurts
@paytonjones432Күн бұрын
**sigh** just like real life, us Bi-men are forgotten/ignored
@yds6268Күн бұрын
It's a sad reality that when a man is bi, he's considered gay, but when a woman is bi, she's considered straight going through a "phase". Bi the way )
@c.g.silver87826 сағат бұрын
no it's just everyone's jealous because they have the most options 😂
@gottendrop402614 сағат бұрын
If everybody is made in gods image does that mean god is a lil bit gay?
@hanzolo76876 сағат бұрын
No, its a temptation, not a positive trait given by God
@jamieking312418 сағат бұрын
CHIEFS MENTIONED
@player_lv43015 сағат бұрын
This is funny because the church would 100% do this.
@innocentbystander3317Күн бұрын
Remember that time God broke one of His own commandments because His people broke a commandment they haven't received yet, then after resolving that told His people to go break that very commandment again to save themselves from snakes He sent to punish them for wanting to eat, then ordered them to break another commandment and sunder Canaan? Oh, and in that process, commanded Balaam to go do something, then sent an angel to unalive him (breaking a commandment) for doing what he was told to do, and was even told off by his donkey about how bad it is to do as God commands? If you take the Bible too seriously, you have a severe condition of the mind...
@nissantzvitoveyКүн бұрын
Just saying that the Bilam (I didn't mispell that, that's how it's pronounced in the original Hebrew) wasn't actually told to go, it's more like he kept bugging God about it, until God decided to become passive aggressive and tell him "if you want to go so badly, go ahead". Once he went, God was like "you know you really shouldn't be going, right?"
@innocentbystander3317Күн бұрын
@@nissantzvitovey "Let your yes mean yes, and your no, no." Guess His own words are too hard for Him to abide by, huh? So God can make a boulder so large that even He cannot lift it, and it's made entirely out of words. What a great deity, not a fraud at all, this yahweh fella...
@katelawyer368918 сағат бұрын
This is why the only religions I tolerate are deism, Taoism and Buddhism lol.
@darixenous_shadowscale14 сағат бұрын
THANK YOU!
@fuiscklam408713 сағат бұрын
Commandments are for the people, not for God. God cannot be judged, because He's the ultimate Judge.
@ephremcortvrint2376Күн бұрын
The rules one made me burst out in public
@edburns58418 сағат бұрын
I think zach may have actually infiltrated the church with that info he had 😂
@MrMelonsz19 сағат бұрын
Dude you are getting so funny. It feels like your comedy is evolving with every video, keep it up!
@prancerandromeoКүн бұрын
So i am catholic and should be offended by this series but im not bc i know its a joke
@raimuneishida194755 минут бұрын
This is why I'm subscribed, preach brother.
@goodfortunetoyouКүн бұрын
See, there's an interesting pattern. The religious law seems to base their prescribed actions on whether the consequences work out well or not. That means that so long as everybody else is cool with gay people, God is too.
@johndoe934323 сағат бұрын
"We weren't forced to reinterpret our religious scripture, it's just funny timing, trust."
@goodfortunetoyou23 сағат бұрын
@@johndoe9343 Yeah, but also: "Thou shalt not eat pork and cheese at the same time" At the time that could make you sick and kill you or something. "makes you sick" => bad action => write it down as a prohibition. And then we figure out pasteurization and that becomes a non-issue, but the rule is still there, because people get mad if you try to update the bible.
@katelawyer368918 сағат бұрын
You are so right bro.
@sla5hhКүн бұрын
The birds and the birds talk
@RedX03Күн бұрын
Oh yeah if this is becoming a new series I’m so down, maybe we’ll get the church vs science
@gp-banjoКүн бұрын
The church has contributed more to science than any other religious institution. It doesn't oppose it.
@Samuel_Burgess_Күн бұрын
Teh god isn't an elephant but and a being made out or sweaty or something . Whose head got cut off and was replaced by an elephant child head
@danielnemesio3388Күн бұрын
If Jesus supposedly endured every possible temptation and the church considers homosexuality as only temptation, Jesus in some point of his life had the desire for gay sex but refused it Hebrews 4 : 15 ''Jesus was a little gay''
@anothergenericgamer_20 сағат бұрын
This guy is revealing more scriptures than most churches in 2024 LOL
@BrutalCarnageКүн бұрын
They need to be consistent like Islam XD
@cheshireket313223 сағат бұрын
@@BrutalCarnage which sect
@katelawyer368918 сағат бұрын
Yoooo @cheshire spitting!
@BrutalCarnage17 сағат бұрын
@@cheshireket3132 the ones staying consistent with their authenticated scriptures and the actions of their prophet, which they believe to serve as the code of conduct for how to act and behave. If anything Muslims are more consistent with following Christian beliefs than actual Christians, aside from believing Jesus was god reincarnated into man/was god.
@kittynboots153Күн бұрын
A true religious person who truly believes and wants to keep Gods word, would never change the church just for money or to be more excepted by society. I know that some congregations are built on that, but that just means that, those congregations are not truly of Gods word. Please don't lump all religious people, or even just Christians all together.
@katelawyer368918 сағат бұрын
Personally some of us don’t like any variety of Christianity for it is a faith of lies, greed, and intolerance.
@hipoophicat421121 сағат бұрын
0:33 can I get some Hindu people to tell me if that’s true?
@RJ...........20 сағат бұрын
Ganesha has a head of a elephant. Because of a mistake where they cut the kids head off. Pretty interesting to look into
@Nachi-Blox17 сағат бұрын
Yes, it’s true. Basically Parvati (wife of the god shiva) made Ganesha out of clay. She like the sculpture so much she made him come to life. Now I don’t exactly remember these part; Parvati had to do something so Ganesha could not let anyone through the door. This is where shiva comes in, with the conflict resulting in Ganesha losing his head. When Parvati found out, she told shiva to get a head for Ganesha. And so he did, but got an elephant head. I don’t exactly know why.
@rotationplus5 сағат бұрын
Except Ganesha isn't a capital G God, at least in the way I believe.
@RJ...........5 сағат бұрын
@@rotationplus Hinduism had the first Holy trinity. I know more from first sandscript, which was focused around Brahma. The 3 main were Brahma, shiva, Vishnu
@rotationplus4 сағат бұрын
@@RJ........... I know, I'm hindu
@justinmabb199719 сағат бұрын
Not on my face and Don't ask don't tell 😂
@Shotgun_vk0722 сағат бұрын
Just to be clear, god is not an elephant acc to hindu bible. There is just one god who was beheaded when he was young but his life was saved by placing an elephant's head. There is a long story behind it. Btw loved the video ❤
@leviackerman5866Күн бұрын
125 views? Crazy early, I know this video will be W, so yes, you’re the best Zach-
@sungod9797Күн бұрын
Are we gonna get an upload every day like last December? This is a pretty impressive upload schedule lmao
@LazzarrusLong11 сағат бұрын
00:25 Don’t 👏🏼 ask 👏🏼 fckn 👏🏼 questions 👏🏼 LOL
@joshcp1223Күн бұрын
I had stroke trying to follow that last part.
@KavyanshAnand-t6k9 сағат бұрын
0:33 and its also says god is also a women even crazier
@christopherg234722 сағат бұрын
0:40 Leviticus is 3 chapters on being a Jewish priest. It also prohibits eating shellfish and demands circumcision. You know, as normal for the copy pasted Torah.
@nemesis1108Күн бұрын
It still pisses me off that the church rented a McDonalds to one of the holiest streets in christianity and I am not even a christian.
@ryanstyle88626 сағат бұрын
0:11 exactly 😅
@obasiswiftСағат бұрын
That’s what I was gonna say lol
@The_GamerverseСағат бұрын
Trying to get that new lambo is the best line 😂
@WayneSmith-g8h19 сағат бұрын
this is a new series, isn't it?
@Apher6923 сағат бұрын
0:50 That's actually a mistranslation years ago. We believe the scripture said "A man should not lay with a youg boy as he does wihh a women." So, don't mean to be that person. Also the Church doesn't do a good job on that scripture in either translation so yeah
@LerpyMerpy7 сағат бұрын
I've heard this everywhere, and I'm not saying I don't believe it but I just have seen any proof
@zekkozen2087Күн бұрын
a video a day... best christmas gift ever
@lukemeck17 сағат бұрын
"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!" Isaiah 5:20
@SunnySkies24721 сағат бұрын
Zach you made me cry today in a cathartic, old-pain-relived kind of way. And it was funny.
@HashimotoDatsu21 сағат бұрын
I was skeptical until he hit me with the "All good?" Hard to argue that logic.
@iceflake6179Күн бұрын
As a French I agree, we do suck.
@dylanrapp7629Күн бұрын
Omg yes it’s December I’ve been looking forward to this all year!
@MichaelUrocyonКүн бұрын
Doing linguistic backflips for style points at the end there.
@TeriScottJohn15 сағат бұрын
Where is the part where Jesus Christ smites them and strikes them with lighting for cussing, cursing, using the Lord's name in vain. I know it's a skit and a joke, but still ...... .... .... ?
@potatoheadpokemario193120 сағат бұрын
is this referring to a recent event where money for an evil thing went to the church?
@hkayakh20 сағат бұрын
“Mens short shorts need a market” “Oh ok” Now he gets it
@WorldEnderКүн бұрын
instead of "sometimes people write crazy shit, i heard "9 out of 10 times, people write crazy shit" -if you get it, you get it :)))
@JaydenFerrell-c8t2 минут бұрын
Just change the pits of San Francisco to the mystical Islands of the keys and you’ll have the story of almost all of my friends
@FiestaTX1723 сағат бұрын
My man Zack out here looking like a bishop
@BaronRemy99Күн бұрын
Zach is taking any and every opportunity to use that Pope costume this month. Lol
@theshushu7940Күн бұрын
Having too much fun with the new costume
@ramzcoldlampin546012 сағат бұрын
Not on my face?… sorry. 😂🤣
@mr.z316121 сағат бұрын
Not on my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀
@MisterIncog22 сағат бұрын
Gotta make those videos with the pope - the costume won’t write itself off as business expense!
@cryptooooooooКүн бұрын
This is implies that beating wife after the Chiefs score is more of a modern approach to having a family
@MaskedReviews15 сағат бұрын
That Leviticus line is an intentional mistranslation starting in the King James version. The original is better translated as "When a man lies with a BOY". The best evidence of this is that the two words translated as 'man' were just that: Two Different Words. You can draw your own conclusions as to why the catholic church may want to erase the original meaning...
@DeadHardTV22 сағат бұрын
I like that new "All good? 👍"
@TsukiNaito119 сағат бұрын
"When a man loves figure skating..." I'm a (female) figure skating fan and I nearly choked here.
@hkayakh20 сағат бұрын
Reminds me of that guy that convinced the pope to reopen indulgences and paid a shit load of money to get into heaven