If Batman Had Marvel Dialogue

Uhh... he's right behind me isn't he?
The Dark Knight Trilogy but it's written with cringe Marvel dialogue
#batman #marvel #dialogue #meme #cringe

[@J0ECRAWF15H]

also, half the time, as Batman, he just randomly rips off his mask so his actor can get more face-time.

[@FR4NKY666]

im guessing they do that so we can see their facial expressions better, but yeh its pretty silly

[@J0ECRAWF15H]

@@FR4NKY666 no satanist, it's so their actors can get more face-time.

[@ComicDubbers]

​@@J0ECRAWF15HExactly They want to promote the actors not the characters, This is why Marvel movies sucks now but deadpool 3 succeeded. Like if Spider-Man was so worried about his identity maybe he should stop taking the mask off around eveyone?

[@ComicDubbers]

​@@FR4NKY666they can still show emotion through CGI with the characters who have those kind of white eyes. It works pretty fine in animations so why not here?

[@danialtootian6385]

@@FR4NKY666 enter mandolarion/judge dredd

[@jamquijano4402]

"I'm gonna... need a bigger taser." Perfectly cringe. Perfectly marvel.

[@ezelalia5739]

Yeah, i feel thats the most accurate one

[@DubFanLatino]

This was perfectly executed

[@KevenP90]

"We're gonna need a bigger cross" The exorcist (Stolen from Redlettermedia)

[@adrianozuna2149]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii Listen, I'm a marvel fan (yikes) but some of their lines are goofy as fuck and this thing of trying to make everything funny IS cringe.

[@birdahahhh]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiithe hell does this mean?

[@tmarioman]

"You merely adopted the dark, I was bor... wait he's right behind me isn't he?" bane

[@xARTi5Tx]

😂

[@Chipthedestroyer]

born ha mor like BORE RAGNAROK

[@uffevonlauterbach]

😂

[@tjk-goix8513]

​@@Chipthedestroyerhey there friend. How's it goin'?

[@Chipthedestroyer]

all hail jim

[@tahafawad426]

“Erm guys you might wanna see this”

[@astroghost001]

what the f.. cuts to the next scene

[@Elvis-m3i]

Literally every movie ever

[@robinmohamedally7587]

@@Elvis-m3i nah, not really, though. Cope?

[@Elvis-m3i]

@@robinmohamedally7587 don’t care. Too busy having fun in life. You could worry about the technicals.

[@ivaerz4977]

😂 funny

[@reditoao]

I love how he does his batman voice even as Bruce Wayne

[@Bibibosh]

More like evil trump

[@jonassanoj3045]

@@Bibibosh you can just say "trump".

[@uberfuchs]

@@jonassanoj3045cringe

[@Stack-12]

If it was Marvel Batman would be that stupid

[@foxanard]

@@jonassanoj3045 leftard detected.

[@brasil7349]

forgot to add “I’m Batman” “…” “That sounded better in my head”

[@thomashanson9173]

I love the irony of that Marvel joke. Accusing a line of sounding cringe, when that accusation is the actual cringe.

[@EazyB90]

Hi Tomoko!

[@dr.penguin9412]

And forgot to call everyone else stupid nicknames

[@edwardteach1992]

Batman: I'm Batman... Thug: Your name is...Bat..Man? *forced giggles*

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Yeah was waiting for this

[@blackdynamite_5470]

"No seriously, tell us your real name"

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

​@blackdynamite_5470 that's exactly what the MCU would have them say

[@DoctorFail]

Batman played by Tom Holland: I'm Bruce Wayne- I mean Batman- I mean- ALFRED!

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@DoctorFail feel bad for holland, promising actor, good actor can even do flips but now is typecast and miscast

[@auditect950]

*Bane enters the scene* "Uh-oh, here comes the big guy!"

[@davidstinger1134]

For you

[@yaqinmalul6467]

Deadpool cringe humour😂

[@MrHostile12]

RDJ voice instantly applied in my brain

[@maximem7600]

Misplaced garbage humour is marvel signature.

[@T-Ball-o]

"humor"

[@blackdynamite_5470]

*huimeur

[@HACKER-ct6hd]

*cracks an unfunny cringe joke in the middle of a life or death situation*

[@TheParagonIsDead]

*new marvel*

[@tiger_lord305]

@@TheParagonIsDeadHopefully X-Men 97 is a sign of things to come.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

0:40 followed by “that sounded a lot better in my head”

[@yaqinmalul6467]

Yeah that marvel shit ass joke😂

[@thomashanson9173]

​​@@yaqinmalul6467The irony of pointing out how a line sounded better in your head, when pointing that out is the actual line that sounded better in your head.

[@yaqinmalul6467]

@@thomashanson9173 true

[@Mr47steam]

I like that "No, I came back to stop you" didn't need any changes

[@NitpickingNerd]

What would you put insread of that line?

[@PurpleBandit3000]

Not OP but I think "If that's what it's going to take to save it." would be a good line.

[@Mr47steam]

@@NitpickingNerd "No, I came back to break you!"

[@Relugus]

"No, I came to buy some new pants."

[@Alfei3]

​@@NitpickingNerd "I may die today, but Gotham won't."

[@killerkitten7534]

Batman: *defeats 6 guys at once* Robin: that.. was… AWESOME!!

[@EdHuxley]

🤢

[@shecklesmack9563]

Robin: how did you do that!? There were like six guys! And then you just kicked their asses and- Batman: shut up. Robin: yeah, totally. I can shut up. Shutting up is good. Batman: what do you want kid?

[@Zinovad]

🤢🤢🤢

[@fairytaleandfablebooks]

It's always painful to realize how accurate this is.

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

This literally sounds nothing like Marvel dialogue

[@Shockkings0714]

@@quangamershyguyyz7166 Clean your ears

[@Shockkings0714]

Clean your ears

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

@@Shockkings0714 Can you say that again? Typing it twice isn’t enough

[@Shockkings0714]

@@quangamershyguyyz7166 Clean your ears

[@devalarees9987]

Yeah, with Tony Stark it worked because it was in character. But gradually, Marvel lost the thread that it was supposed to be a character trait, and just made all their characters talk like the same person.

[@Elvis-m3i]

Maybe that’s the reason rdj wants to play doom. Because everyone has the same humor as Tony stark character.

[@AdamantLightLP]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii What about them? They’ve all become watered down too

[@Big_fat_monkey_balls]

​​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiall of those apply to what he said, yes

[@psychodeviant8903]

It wasn't in character for Tony Stark either

[@robinmohamedally7587]

@@psychodeviant8903 it was, actually. just under different writers. I feel like the people you're mindlessly parroting never read any comics that came out before the movies did. Tony had different personalities under different writers, and some of the runs, he was a wisecracker.

[@DrPhoxotic]

You either die based or you live long enough to see yourself become cringe

[@futurestoryteller]

Congratulations on living long enough! 👍

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

1:52 lmao the Telltale Batman music

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@futurestoryteller😂😂😂bruh

[@SlZIJI]

Say the Nword and name the jew

[@darkenergy9760]

And you've apparently lived well over the threshold

[@JustAJesusLover-rs8ep]

Alfred: “Your insane, Bruce! You need help, Sir!” Batman: “I’m not insane, Alfred…I’m bat sh*t crazy!!!!!”

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bentonrp]

Gordon: "I never thanked you..." Batman (turns around): "And you'll never have to...!" *Flies off the roof - Hard cut to Alfred* Alfred: "OhhHHHH!!! "Bat" and "Man"! NOAaaaW I get it!!! 🤪" *Credits play to some over-hyped classic rock song*

[@XaliberDeathlock]

Making the mothers of all omelette here, Alfred! Can't fret over every egg!

[@ivaerz4977]

Lol another funny comment

[@CommanderShepard-wq3wo]

You’re*

[@TheSlowScholar]

“And take that! And that! And that!”

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

Please don't waste those.

[@bigseven8227]

"Nice doggy! Nice doggy!"

[@maxwell3715]

Taste the pain

[@AndrewDukes]

@@bigseven8227y’all are weird asf when tf did marvel ever say shit like this y’all make shit up about marvel and then criticize them for it

[@bigseven8227]

@@AndrewDukes I never said Marvel says stuff like that. I'm just quoting the line from the video for fun.

[@harris123shah]

"Somehow... Joker returned."

[@88lilies]

*cough* that’s Star Wars

[@MemoristCed]

@@88lilies Same parent company.

[@88lilies]

@@MemoristCed yeah… I guess if you wanna use that logic. But my point still stands.

[@dgxkeyboards4535]

Somehow.. Batman survived the nuclear blast.

[@roryoconnor8959]

2:54 love how you just kept the original line in hahaha

[@ArcanePath360]

I scrolled down to find this comment. 😁 It really shows how DC suck at doing Marvel dialogue. They shouldn't try. And what's with Bane just punching air? Don't remember this being this bad.

[@oscardanny228]

It isn't even less cringe here zoomed up, the cringiest scene in the hole trilogy 🤣

[@paladinheadquarters7776]

@@ArcanePath360Bane was high on adrenaline and wasn’t thinking clearly. Also the fight choreography for the most part at least was never that strong in the Nolan films. Although they should have been considering they’re Batman movies.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

​@@oscardanny228I loved the guys doing their fake punches in the background pretending to fight. The whole scene felt like a tv show or a made-for-tv movie.

[@blackdynamite_5470]

😂😂😂😂

[@LANmaster7]

"And I thought MY jokes were bad."

[@MidNiteMenaceOfficial]

At least he's aware

[@dearg_doom]

Well, THAT video just happened

[@Alan_Hernandez]

"I'm Batman… that sounded a lot better in my head"

[@LeumazDnazor]

Nah that's invincible

[@TheDentedHelmet]

Don't forget, that both the Gotham PD and Bane's Army are authentic CGI clones now...

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Fr

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

Yup lol

[@BrightLord1823]

It's been a long time since I saw this movie but why didn't the cops use their guns again? I mean bane was a terrorist blowing up bridges and had his own little army at that point, were they just going to arrest all of them and risk dying in one big fist fight?

[@TheDentedHelmet]

@@BrightLord1823 ....It's BECAUSE IT'S BATMAN! Lol. But yeah nah yeah, I had the exact same thought when I first saw the movie in 9th grade..."Why is there a Bollywood fight scene in Gotham? Do 9mm bullets expire like food does? How will a starving group of trapped cops even be able to throw a punch without being administered IV first?". In fact, even the Epic Bombs on the Boat scene in Dark Knight didn't make much sense to me...I always thought that if the Joker had instead put Democrats in one boat and Republicans on the other, nobody would've bought the optimistic "realism" of the scene. Then everything WOULD have burned. I think Nolan and Tarrentino are the best action movie Hollywood Directors of our generation but are polar opposites in terms of their narrative philosophy. While Quintin Tarrentino brings out the humanity of Nihilistic Characters yet keeps the Nihilistic setting and tone of the movie, Nolan does a more traditional 'bring out the inherent optimism of humanity into the setting to then change the character's motivation' or to justify their motivation. This is why, Tarrentino's characters and their motivations seem more real and grounded even if the actually insane plot is about 10 Jewish Commandos burning down the Reich or 50s Actors n Stuntmen obliterating the Manson family. That is why, despite the brilliance of Interstellar and the Dark Knight, I still consider Quintin Tarrentino to be the better storyteller.

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

@@BrightLord1823 some of them did, but only a handful. Gordon's friend was using one before Talia killed him.

[@cfamcam5663]

Those lines just make it a kids movie all of a sudden.

[@cfamcam5663]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii well you got a point actually, I should’ve worded it better! what the lines really did was dilute the seriousness.

[@sarahhughes4437]

AKA a marvel movie

[@patricklewis9787]

Marvel comics started out with kids for the intended audience

[@crashmalexa]

​@@patricklewis9787Y evolucionaron para llegar a adolescentes y a adultos. Querés justificar la basura de sus películas infantiles de Disney??

[@leob4403]

​@@patricklewis9787kids and adult kids aka man babies

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

"I'm...Gonna need a bigger taser." Perfect. Utterly perfect.

[@yaqinmalul6467]

Thor love and thunder souless Joke moment 😂

[@MaesterMike]

“WHERE ARE YOU?!…He’s right behind me, isn’t he?” That one particularly hurt, seeing how good that part is.

[@FightingLove24]

That part gave me chills. I was cut deeply 😂

[@IceGoddessRukia]

Had a good loud guffaw with that one tbh. Loved the original scene!

[@Angrymonkey2489]

Needs more likes.

[@garchompelago]

Batman: Im Batman! Jonathan Crane: *Oh we're using our madeup names? Im the Scarecrow.* **releases fear toxin** Yeah....uhh you scared yet? I mean its in the name I uhh cause people to be scared its uhh in the name im uhh Scarecrow...yeah...

[@T-Ball-o]

Jeffrey Goldblum as Scarecrow

[@NoticiasNinja]

Must be painful to see something like this at a movie theater.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@NoticiasNinja😂😂😂

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@NoticiasNinjaI was born in pain, molded by it. -Bane. Is this the part where you monologue your villain backstory, ...Bane was it? The Bane of what? How long did it take you to come up with that? -Batman

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

I can't believe they were still making fun of the names in No Way Home. The joke was never funny. Why did they keep doing it over and over again?

[@ImmaLittlePip]

*Joker drops Rachel* Batman:"Erm that just happened"

[@netstatgrep]

"I didn't know her, I don't care"

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

Who let the brony out of the basement 💀

[@MidNiteMenaceOfficial]

GO BACK TO THE DARK PARTS OF THE INTERNET 🗣️🔥💀

[@nikolaosboukouvalas449]

Batman: ENOUGH! I am vengeance! I am the night, you bloated illegal! And I will not be bullied by- Bane: * picks him up and breaks his spine *

[@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist]

Puny 'Vengeance'. *audience claps and cheers uncontrollably*

[@blackdynamite_5470]

* *YESS* * that's what that feels like _I'm just a huge fan of this sport_

[@MrShahrozzz]

Puny bat

[@thebatman.]

“Illegal”💀💀

[@TheBatman39]

Broken Bat

[@TheMeowingBirdMovies]

The talking in places where there should be absolutely no dialogue is Marvel perfecto

[@adamwoolston253]

Love how “I came back to stop you” it just left as-is

[@tallyholightguy5353]

No need to take off his mask, because it's nano-particles...it just dissolves off

[@ElAssoWipe-o]

In other words, another lame ass excuse to use CGI

[@VENG-k1d]

​@@ElAssoWipe-o so evolving tech in Marvel is bad now, you tards will hate on anything I swear

[@yaqinmalul6467]

Marvel try to not use cgi (impossible) 😂

[@VENG-k1d]

@@yaqinmalul6467 that's just dumb

[@VENG-k1d]

@@ElAssoWipe-o here's another id*ot

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

Robert Downy Jr's Ironman was good. Fun, eccentric. Then Marvel decided everyone should be exactly like him and it stopped being fun.

[@testingmysoup5678]

As soon as he got out of the middle east the quality went down but it was good nonetheless

[@AP01LYON]

Actually, everything after Guardians...copied Guardians. Phase one was a decent deal less humor driven, lot more character focused, but Guardians happened. And it worked. So they just kept doing it again, and again.

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

@@AP01LYON I agree that's about when it got out of control, but it was there from the beginning just more subdued, tolerable, and honestly charming.

[@MemoristCed]

Hiring Shane Black and Taika Waititi was a huge mistake.

[@JRRob3wn]

@@AP01LYONI stopped watching all of these in about 2017, but yeah that’s where it went from 1 out of every 3 movies was decent to, everything is for 9 year olds and 3 hours long.

[@shiners3328]

“Damn, he flies likes a bat, man” “Say that again..”

[@mogensschmidt2498]

Well duhh hes Batman

[@xelldincht4251]

i am so sick of the fact that this kind of "Marvel humor" is now everywhere

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

It’s already been everywhere, you’re just now noticing because attention is being drawn to it

[@xelldincht4251]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii Justice League? new Saints Row reboot? Concord? to name a few

[@joao_1986]

Millennial writing

[@PSYCHOBEVO]

​@@xelldincht4251 Justice League (2017) was turned into "Josstice League" by Avengers director Joss Whedon specifically to insert this style of humor all over the movie. You can see that the real version of the movie, Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), didn't have any of that cringey Marvel-style humor.

[@FengBaoYolotli]

@@joao_1986ageist drone

[@Lang7]

Fake, there wasn't a dance-off to nostalgic pop music.

[@amarson2322]

bye bye bye 😂😂

[@ElAssoWipe-o]

Or the whole film being covered with CGI.

[@Rubenz343]

Try bollywood movies

[@davilathegreat]

Top That!

[@MemoristCed]

All I'm seeing in my head is Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy prancing around chanting "Dark! Knight! Is! The knight!" Why did I let any part of that absurd movie into my brain?

[@rocketgroot4311]

*Don't forget to add a post credit scene that leaves you more confused than hyped*

[@rezaqalam482]

Imagine you get trolling post credit scenes like we see alfred just making tea or some buttler stuff shit

[@polarwear]

“Where’d you learn to jump, Donkey Kong??”

[@quacktac]

The worst thing about marvel movies is their complete inability to have serious moments without some shit quip, and that's bled into so many other movies now.

[@shane-him]

Like in Endgame when Thor wants to use the Infinity gauntlet to bring everyone back,because he feels like it's his responsibility to do it, to make up for his failure. We had a great scene, then it was shit on by Rohdey and his "Cheeswizz" joke.

[@LadyDecember]

YES! The part I hated most about Thor: Ragnarok was was when Asgard, Thor's lifelong, cherished home, blew up. Korg just had to make a quip right then, which ruined the immersion of what should have been a poignant, reflective, can't-turn-back moment. An entire society is now planetless and the writers just _had_ to shove a teehee in there. If the writers are making light of and don't want me to feel too sorry for Asgard exploding and displacing thousands of people, then how can I be expected to feel deeply for anything else shown after? You've just set the emotional bar for your movie. And that's the story of why I've never really had the urge to watch Ragnarok again.

[@davidw.2791]

In comparison, even Batman & Robin didn’t put fUnnY moments *in* serious moments.

[@davidw.2791]

@@shane-himGood ol' Rhodey. The man who was spine-traumatized in a fight, here to stomp on Thor’s balls for daring to have some PTSD. 😂

[@davidw.2791]

@@LadyDecember I remember in the end of the “Kingdom Come” comic, when survivors of the Armageddon-esque battle were invited to Themyscira to witness Wonder Woman be reinstated as Princess, one of the villains disrespectfully spat on the ground, and Magog very angrily cuffed him on the head for that. Korg should have gotten that treatment from Thor and Loki if the movie really really hAd tO put in that stoopid joke.

[@walterspencer7524]

This is why I like the dark knight and begins so much the dialogue respects the audience

[@resikin]

Same with the Snyderverse. James Gunn is going to turn DC into a joke.

[@tiger_lord305]

@@resikinSnyder’s movies have bad dialogue, but for the opposite reasons.

[@junglemoose2164]

I thought the dialogue in The Dark Knight was bad. Nolan is not a great filmmaker. He movies look good but lack substance.

[@TheBatman39]

​@junglemoose2164 That's a bold statement coming from a Captain America pfp

[@junglemoose2164]

@@TheBatman39 At least Captain America films don't pretend to be something they aren't. Nolan is Kubrick for people who don't know anything about film.

[@mikethompson1653]

1:19, Legitimately seems like something that they would say in a Marvel movie

[@rezaqalam482]

Rachel turned into darcy

[@Connorthecatsdad]

The "I'm gonna need a bigger taser" was quintessential

[@Big_Sloppa]

It's all 50-something people in Hollywood who still think they are "hip and cool" and can make good comedy for teens.

[@davidstinger1134]

Its writers with no self esteem afraid of people criticizing their writing skills, so they make it all ironic because their mindset is "You thought that was bad? Well so did I it was totally supposed to be bad". Its a very insincere way of writing that just exhudes insecurity.

[@funasylumstudio]

It's millennial writers who can't get over being unpopular in high school.

[@assassin8636]

Dude it's just humor and jokes does it matter bruh?

[@A10_Warthog]

@@assassin8636 So people shouldn't make good jokes anymore? Why shouldn't we expect movies to be actually funny?

[@thehybridgamingdino6744]

Bro as a kid and a now as a teen I never enjoyed any of this kind of ''comedy''

[@barttheraven]

The best part is that you didn't change, "I came back to stop you."

[@drifter402]

'im gonna need a bigger taser' OH MY GOD I HATE IT SO MUCH JESUS CHRIWT

[@Azariy0]

UGHH😖

[@MidNiteMenaceOfficial]

Ah yes, Jesus Chriwt

[@VENG-k1d]

​@@MidNiteMenaceOfficial our personal saviowr

[@alejandrovillalba3143]

​@@VENG-k1dSpeak for yourself

[@theejshow758]

Not only is it the lack of ability to have a serious moment, but also how every character is now sarcastic and witty.

[@fotina45]

2:55 I like how u didnt change the dialoag : 'nah i came back to stop you'

[@blackdynamite_5470]

*Fun fact:* that line was written by Zack Snyder

[@vaasmontenegro3993]

ikr i had to scroll so far i felt like i was tripping

[@resikin]

@@blackdynamite_5470Why do you people just straight up lie like that? LOL, the Snyderverse has zero lines like that anyway.

[@munirarshad3698]

@@blackdynamite_5470 Snyder was not even involved it was nolan's movie

[@ginyutiki]

​@@resikin"The Snyderverse has zero lines like th--" "Im a friend of your son" "I figured. The cape"

[@NeepNeepPohn]

You missed the part where someone says "Batman? Thats a stupid name"

[@TrenchMan93]

He missed the part where that’s his problem.

[@marcusking8507]

"I'm Batman." "You're What-Man??"

[@thehorrorhound6575]

“What is this?! Highschool?!” Bruh come on 😅

[@88lilies]

Endgame looks better.

[@MtgReviewsFromMyCar]

This is so painfully accurate it gave me a migraine

[@MtgReviewsFromMyCar]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii the constant little jokes and quips that derail the emotional impact of scenes is a marvel trademark

[@Angrymonkey2489]

@@MtgReviewsFromMyCar It's like a kid trying to be funny to a group of kids but is too socially awkward to make it funny. Basically, cringe.

[@KirbyLinkACW]

Joss Whedon's Justice League

[@danjoshdp6257]

This video is literally Josstice League

[@ianramirez5888]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii You can talk all the shit you want about Snyder's Justice League, but he definetely didn't use "Marvel humor"

[@dsfddsgh]

@@ianramirez5888 No he just had the characters talk about their mothers who had the same last name. 🤣

[@munirarshad3698]

@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii your taste🤢

[@UncleJrueForTue]

​@@ianramirez5888 Zach vs Whedon is just Hitler vs Stalin having a mid-off.

[@chicken_biscuit8430]

I like how he didnt change the "i came back to stop you"

[@franciscor390]

Not really this is kind of goofy and charming, Marvel writing is completely soulless

[@rulushe85]

I agree with you, this actually still has good writing and soul compared to marvel.

[@Deyone_Jackson]

Nah come on, guys lol That's like if Taika Waititi or whoever did this Marvels garbage and this modern stuff was doing it. You can't say if Batman was done by the Russo Bros, for example, that it would be trash. Like let's keep it real here, boys. There's Marvel Marvel and then there's Disney Marvel💀

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

This isn't charming bro. This is almost accurate. There are plenty of real movies like this yall hate

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

​@Deyone_Jackson The Russo's made Endgame though. That movie sucked and had such awful writing. So many cringey moments.

[@tarzantabi7845]

@@DavidMartinez-ce3lpso specific wow

[@Ph4ntomHourGlass]

"He's right infront of of me isnt he." *Camera cuts to him infront of him*

[@cujoedaman]

"I am the terror that flaps in the night. I... wait, wrong franchise."

[@therealtijuanaman]

"Circus in town?"

[@resikin]

“Yup she’s mad, definitely mad” 😂

[@daviddamasceno6063]

It's painful how accurate this is.

[@ivaerz4977]

​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiiiStop defending Marvel 😭

[@Xzenoblade101]

​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii The joke "He's right behind me isn't he" is definitely something marvel would do.

[@momiamalvada1967]

Fucking marvel crap cringe fest lmao cringe ass poop ​@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii

[@mogensschmidt2498]

@@Xzenoblade101so true

[@jameshayes-barber9340]

2:00 Slipping in a line from the original was nice.

[@crownlessking6628]

Can't decide if I should laugh or cry how accurate it is.

[@BinaryJoe]

Hackneyed, uninspired, clichéd and irritating. You nailed it!!

[@notasherflynn]

And somehow, Rachel returns...

[@rezaqalam482]

With deferent face

[@commenter178]

I was cracking up with the fight with Bane. Talking mid punches

[@Skrenja]

The 60fps making the cinematography look cheap was the icing on the cake.

[@StrangeRoads]

60fps turns everything into a cheap soap opera 🥲😂

[@zed-up]

Good to know I'm not the only one who despise 60fps

[@cattysplat]

Like watching those "how it's made" documentaries, just waiting for the "Cut!" and all the actors and crew to suddenly walk onto set, with goofy smiles and giggles from the actors to the camera.

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

1:33 this killed me ngl lol

[@bitter_piano]

"I'm gonna need a bigger Taser" - Peak marvel writing.

[@thomasjoyce7910]

All of The Flash dialogue from Justice League, unaltered.

[@resikin]

“You guys are gonna wanna see this, uh he’s right above us isn’t he” 😂😂😂

[@felipeaguena5289]

"So that's it? You saved everyone but you're gonna say you killed Dent? What, you some kind of Dark Knight?"...wait a sec

[@crimsonsmd1163]

Genius)

[@nogi7028]

No way any Marvel movie looks visually that good

[@percyfan06]

2:28 Okay, that Joker voice was actually perfect! 😂

[@ConRad355]

I agree 😂

[@zamaskowany12]

That sounded AI

[@thomasulrich3107]

“He wanted this. He wanted me to lock him up in the MCU” - Gordon Freeman

[@the_rarox]

Even thought the scenes are exactly the same, i just realized the importance of a good dialogue

[@YEH4]

1:05 HE ASKED ALFRED IF HE WAS STUPID! but is there a lore reason for it?

[@zero1zerolast393]

He afraid of bats and he used them as a symbol to install fear into his opponents

[@Haaambuurger]

Why’d you ask this question? Are you stupid?

[@AngryFeminist30]

​@@zero1zerolast393he doesnt know

[@aiden9384]

​@@AngryFeminist30is he stupid?

[@miguelsuaza4413]

Take him to the aslume!

[@ineophobe]

this just feels like tony stark using a bat costume instead of doing the robotics stuff

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Petition for you to make the whole movie like this

[@quakethedoombringer]

You would love The Lego Batman. The humor is literally like this

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

@@quakethedoombringer no I mean the lego batman movie is good, I'm talking about something so bad it's good

[@megaanimelunatic]

Really hoping Gunn doesn't bring this vibe to the new dc movies.

[@corvo3838]

same

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

This is just Ryan Reynolds as Batman

[@criesinotaku]

1:00 beautiful

[@Sean-qg3gg]

This just sounds like Lego Batman’s humor 😂

[@Sean-qg3gg]

@nonradicalnationalist6608 That’s what I’m saying

[@masterzombie161]

“You either die a hero sandwich or live long enough to be…….an old moldy sandwich.”

[@resikin]

Literally what James Gunn’s DCU is going to be. What were they thinking bringing in a Marvel director to take charge of DC…. A SECOND TIME

[@AslansMane88]

2:17 I died at the jump. 😂

[@BlackestEyes709]

Why Bats, Master Wayne? Errr... because i'm Bat-Man derrrr 🤣

[@timovangalen1589]

"I came back to stop you" "... Seriously? That's the best you could come up with? Nevermind, let's just fight"

[@fernandofaria2872]

"Well, THAT just happened" **blink**

[@mboettcher349]

Why does this version of Christian Bale also weirdly look like Walt Jr., he even talked about eating breakfast.

[@MrDubbleD]

“He’s right behind me isn’t he” will never get old

[@Frustratedartist2]

Five years ago, this is what people really wanted to see in a movie not sarcastically

[@everia_games]

Well that just happened

[@klulu-kun]

Marvel: "Man, people really like Spider-Man saying quirky things... Let's have EVERY hero make jokes!"

[@realQuestion]

Ditko had Peter using sarcasm during fights to let off steam because of the difficulties in his civilian life. Decades later, this had degraded to idiots like Bendis saying "Spider-Man is the Marvel Universe's annoying little brother" What a sad decline

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

0:04 literally how every Deadpool movie opens

[@RafelChip]

Tbf with Deadpool it’s more charming and in tone with the rest of the film

[@filipedias7284]

​@@RafelChipMCU will write even Ultron like that

[@RafelChip]

@@filipedias7284 yea but this is about Deadpool specifically. With ultron it’s a problem

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

I mean, Deadpool’s just copying another movie so…

[@filipedias7284]

@@RafelChip sure that's what I mean, I've nothing against revamping a character for the purposes of your film but after a point you may just come across like a one-trick pony

[@neophenom]

Okay, 3:05 really got me. 😆

[@TheBatman39]

That music from the Batman Begins videogame is the cherry on top

[@IceGoddessRukia]

3:14 "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

They *should've* had that in. Bonus points if they used Adam West's voice.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

1:52 lmao the Telltale Batman music

[@SyndicateOperative]

Holy shit, nice catch. Didn't even notice the first time around.

[@Ashtasticle94]

I remember hearing in reviews for thor the dark world back in 2013 that there was odd placed humour similar to iron man 3. Going back now it's actually subtle in comparison to most marvel projects now

[@marcovi2806]

Basically Batman in Josstice League

[@jackatk]

This is some top notch editing lmao

[@marvincool3744]

As a friend of mine put it, these are supposed to be action movies, not comedies.

[@Randomaccount9470]

Just because you ordered a Big mac with fries as a side does not mean the fries should be stale when delivered The Batman 2022 is also an action flick With crime thriller on the side If the crime was just Riddler blowing up a bank because he felt like it, it would suck