If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (Part 3)

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3 жыл бұрын

2020 was the year we were searching for a little hope.
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@DoctorKidemonas
@DoctorKidemonas 3 жыл бұрын
"Mayans end of world year?" "2012" "Mayans Dyslexia?" Rofl
@marjobragas7089
@marjobragas7089 3 жыл бұрын
oh god are we shure it was not a typo and it means 2021
@DoctorKidemonas
@DoctorKidemonas 3 жыл бұрын
That's the joke buddy.
@DrachenKaiser
@DrachenKaiser 3 жыл бұрын
Allow me to tech you a bit german: We germans say technical: two thousend one twenty not: 2021 twenty twenty one yeah we swap the last two numbers if we speak, so what would be if the mayans dont speak but write is differnt.
@burialbrigadevideos7498
@burialbrigadevideos7498 3 жыл бұрын
FUCKIN’ RUN!!!!
@gabrielesteves7498
@gabrielesteves7498 3 жыл бұрын
that final joke was like a hug to my brain lol
@Rose-yx6jq
@Rose-yx6jq 3 жыл бұрын
"Mayans dyslexia " "Oh shit " I came for copper I found gold
@Maxime4
@Maxime4 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@Seang-mp5fw
@Seang-mp5fw 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying this for a few months now
@eevee813
@eevee813 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand?
@Blackkjack
@Blackkjack 3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain?
@joshua41175
@joshua41175 3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate gold.
@CaptRazer
@CaptRazer 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the girl in green. She needs a hug. We all probably do.
@yasininn76
@yasininn76 3 жыл бұрын
Because we all are the green girl
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we can get hugs from Santa.
@vbgvbg1133
@vbgvbg1133 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobc9221 haha we all know santa is currently working from home, and therefore cannot hug remotely
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 3 жыл бұрын
@@vbgvbg1133 I know! Every 2 weeks he goes to everyone to hug them, and the 2 weeks are to recover from any coronavirus he has.
@youcan_change_handle_3june_
@youcan_change_handle_3june_ 3 жыл бұрын
thats me
@doubleflores8350
@doubleflores8350 3 жыл бұрын
I hope that once Quarantine is done, we can have these “if google was a guy” return to live action again.
@tudinhthien3850
@tudinhthien3850 3 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer this version though
@AugustoEL
@AugustoEL 3 жыл бұрын
Both have their charm, the live action makes it more hilarious when he gets angry/insane
@TECfan1
@TECfan1 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately College Humor is closed and they laid-off most of their staff. 😭 They only have a few staff members left releasing videos that were already made.
@doubleflores8350
@doubleflores8350 3 жыл бұрын
@@TECfan1 really? Damn this pandemic fucked over everyone.
@BritishCookie
@BritishCookie 3 жыл бұрын
@@TECfan1 what??? So no more google is a guy?
@doctorwhyprime3071
@doctorwhyprime3071 3 жыл бұрын
"Mayans... Dyslexia?" Sir, THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR A WHILE NOW *puts on tinfoil hat*
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 жыл бұрын
It could not possibly be true for a variety of boring real-world reasons but oh boy is it a Good fucking meme
@pqcowboychanel
@pqcowboychanel 3 жыл бұрын
2021 is when madam max takes palce
@mr.carguy3161
@mr.carguy3161 3 жыл бұрын
When he said Mayans dyslexia, I said oh sh... right along with him
@Aegon1
@Aegon1 3 жыл бұрын
What does that mean
@faisal1979m
@faisal1979m 3 жыл бұрын
2012 dyslexia is 2021
@fangabxyfangabxy8563
@fangabxyfangabxy8563 3 жыл бұрын
“COVID-19 real?” “NOOOOO.... I mea- “ “Too late” I died
@triccele
@triccele 3 жыл бұрын
Of covid?
@Vital_was_taken
@Vital_was_taken 3 жыл бұрын
@@triccele r/cursedcomments
@TinNguyen-rl2xr
@TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 жыл бұрын
Atleast you didn't witnesses the death of flash
@Vital_was_taken
@Vital_was_taken 3 жыл бұрын
@@TinNguyen-rl2xr I still miss flash
@TinNguyen-rl2xr
@TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vital_was_taken everyone who isint Disney Google Apple Microsoft Adobe or most tech companies misses flash
@anone.mousse674
@anone.mousse674 3 жыл бұрын
Gag I'd love to see: College student sits down and asks to open Google Scholar. Cut to Google, now surrounded by walls of books, wearing a dignified robe, and holding a pipe as Boccherini's Minuet plays. "And how may I be of service, young sir?"
@declantecho1717
@declantecho1717 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to happen
@HistoricaHungarica
@HistoricaHungarica 7 күн бұрын
And the student goes: “How to count cards without being detected?”
@emmavrijburg6676
@emmavrijburg6676 3 жыл бұрын
I hope every "green shirt woman" here is doing a little bit better today
@shashankambone6920
@shashankambone6920 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@RandomNickname1234
@RandomNickname1234 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not, but thanks.
@alphatwist2191
@alphatwist2191 3 жыл бұрын
Aint, but thanks.
@emmavrijburg6676
@emmavrijburg6676 3 жыл бұрын
@@alphatwist2191 well then, i hope you'll be doing a little better tomorrow
@alphatwist2191
@alphatwist2191 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmavrijburg6676 I actually had a good day, thank you!
@CarayMay
@CarayMay 3 жыл бұрын
2020 survivors: well, at least it can't get worse. The Mayan: Oh, you wait just.
@XenosX4
@XenosX4 3 жыл бұрын
ThE wOrLD ENdS oN NeW yeARS EVE?!!11?!!
@Beaglefan
@Beaglefan 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku pog
@CarayMay
@CarayMay 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku haha ok, schon gut.
@samuelhunter4631
@samuelhunter4631 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@thepizzacarpizza1056
@thepizzacarpizza1056 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku yes
@kalenipclaw5683
@kalenipclaw5683 3 жыл бұрын
the young girl asking about covid's effect on santa was simultaneously adorable and terrifying
@silverflight01
@silverflight01 3 жыл бұрын
Well, if Santa flies through hot and cold weather constantly in very high elevations, COVID would definitely be confused to death.
@ivefallenandicantgetup7950
@ivefallenandicantgetup7950 3 жыл бұрын
@@silverflight01 Yes
@laurenconrad1799
@laurenconrad1799 3 жыл бұрын
Fauci went on CNN a few days before Christmas and explained to all the children of the country that he had personally gone to the North Pole and vaccinated Santa and that Santa would be able to deliver presents without spreading the disease whatsoever.
@Dutch.Van_Der_Linde
@Dutch.Van_Der_Linde 3 жыл бұрын
No he has santabodies
@princepotatoe156
@princepotatoe156 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@chefbanjo8139
@chefbanjo8139 3 жыл бұрын
“Dentistry tutorial KZbin” “I don’t like where this is going.” Dude’s gonna get that scene from Castaway that none of us can watch with our eyes open.
@absentcoder4552
@absentcoder4552 3 жыл бұрын
That just gave me “online chiropractor class” flashbacks
@gordonfreemaan
@gordonfreemaan 3 жыл бұрын
@@absentcoder4552 excuse me fucking what
@absentcoder4552
@absentcoder4552 3 жыл бұрын
@@gordonfreemaan An earlier episode of Quarantine Edition had someone looking up progressively harder online exercise courses before it ended with him in a pained pretzel.
@themarshy83
@themarshy83 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that trend where people filed down their teeth with finger nail files
@dipereira0123
@dipereira0123 3 жыл бұрын
@@themarshy83 jesus fucking christ, i saw a image about that once someone used a nail clipper on the front teeth , not sure if it was real or not, but i had a fucking nightmare because of it
@shockingheaven
@shockingheaven 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO. I wasn’t expecting a Dr Fauci fan cam, but I’m not complaining
@1987MartinT
@1987MartinT 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he is a handsome man.
@Tkevin14
@Tkevin14 2 жыл бұрын
Also the song on the dr fauci fan came is House of SAY- you give me feelings
@drharoldpontiffcoomer
@drharoldpontiffcoomer 3 жыл бұрын
"All the toilet paper..." "All the BEANS." "Extra freezer?" " *TO HOARD VACCINES!* " ~Prepared Peter, 31st of December, 2020
@Alicyndaquil
@Alicyndaquil 3 жыл бұрын
It even rhymes
@mageflame7477
@mageflame7477 3 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare been real quiet since this dropped
@them3lon8r72
@them3lon8r72 3 жыл бұрын
no poet will ever top prepared peter
@moises7527
@moises7527 3 жыл бұрын
Bars
@geoffnet1
@geoffnet1 3 жыл бұрын
*hoard
@michaeltyson0588
@michaeltyson0588 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say this video is the perfect way to end the new year for college humor
@reconzero5699
@reconzero5699 3 жыл бұрын
setujuu
@mr3rr0r15
@mr3rr0r15 3 жыл бұрын
True that
@zineprixmenu4373
@zineprixmenu4373 3 жыл бұрын
dito
@comicpancake7095
@comicpancake7095 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Sheridantank
@Sheridantank 3 жыл бұрын
A way to end the old year* The new year is just starting.
@aecides3203
@aecides3203 3 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of a kid who's still young enough to believe in Santa but informed enough to be worried that he's a super spreader and asking if the elves get paid sick leave.
@janabug68
@janabug68 3 жыл бұрын
"Mayans End of World Year" "2012" "Mayans Dyslexia" ".....Oh shit" Lmao
@aguyontheinternet8436
@aguyontheinternet8436 Жыл бұрын
please explain this
@ElBebetox
@ElBebetox Жыл бұрын
@@aguyontheinternet8436 u stupid. If the Mayans had dyslexia 2012 it would be 2021. It was a good theory unless we are in 2023.
@lifl0wer231
@lifl0wer231 Жыл бұрын
​​​​@@aguyontheinternet8436 A dyslexic person is someone who struggles with reading. Mayans are known to have made predictions about the future. The joke is that the Mayans could have gotten the date wrong because of dyslexia, and the end of the world is 2021, not 2012. (the video was made in January 2021)
@artemissrijan473
@artemissrijan473 3 жыл бұрын
"Last year's new year resolutions" As the guy continued reading, it became worse and worse....I laughed so hard.
@silverflight01
@silverflight01 3 жыл бұрын
2020 basically took 2019's resolutions and 180'd them
@gornfoo
@gornfoo 3 жыл бұрын
At the beginning of 2020 I vowed this was gonna be the year I did whatever it took, excluding violent crimes, to get laid. BOY HOWDY DID THAT NOT HAPPEN.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why I only make resolutions during the summer.
@OrangeXJam
@OrangeXJam 3 жыл бұрын
@@kylestubbs8867 That's I don't make resolutions
@chromatique_music
@chromatique_music 3 жыл бұрын
I only just finally got the joke.
@vee8101
@vee8101 3 жыл бұрын
It’s astounding that y’all did 3 of these, because May-Pandemic, August-Pandemic and December-Pandemic all have VERY different vibes that you captured perfectly
@capncook2006
@capncook2006 3 жыл бұрын
its not a pandemic its just the flu, why does every leftist think this is a big deal Ill tell you why. The government blew this out of proportion. All you need to do is build an immune system and you'll be good.
@vee8101
@vee8101 3 жыл бұрын
@@capncook2006 oh you’re lethally stupid. Imagine believing yourself to be so self-righteous you’re going to ignore what scientists have been saying for MONTHS out of a desperate need to feel right. Hundreds of well-educated people have been saying the same thing all year but no, I’m sure some hillbilly watching collegehumor videos knows the REAL STORY
@vee8101
@vee8101 3 жыл бұрын
@@capncook2006 also, no, that’s not how the virus works, and thinking it is despite all forms of evidence to the contrary is a jerk move that will get people KILLED.
@ilypolog6252
@ilypolog6252 3 жыл бұрын
@@capncook2006 me when i disagree with factual information
@capncook2006
@capncook2006 3 жыл бұрын
@@vee8101 Imagine not getting the joke
@imafreakinggenius
@imafreakinggenius 3 жыл бұрын
I like the small touches - like how at the beginning, the "USA!" guy is the only one not wearing his mask over his nose.
@duyameirelles8064
@duyameirelles8064 3 жыл бұрын
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@NavyGunnersMateMan
@NavyGunnersMateMan 9 ай бұрын
Because he is the only smart one there
@perpetualstudent5462
@perpetualstudent5462 3 жыл бұрын
The little girl concerned about Santa is so sweet and smart, having such a girl as a daughter must be a joy :-)
@AaronChristopher869
@AaronChristopher869 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard it's both a joy and a curse lmao
@NAcHO-wx5vg
@NAcHO-wx5vg 3 жыл бұрын
Mayans dyslexia was the best part of this whole thing... if that’s true... things are about to become a lot worse
@madestmadhatter
@madestmadhatter 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, subjective, it could just end, no survivors, no fallout, just blip it's over, and that's not so bad.
@NAcHO-wx5vg
@NAcHO-wx5vg 3 жыл бұрын
@@madestmadhatter true... or it could be in about 80 or so years... which Id be past 100 years so also wouldn’t be so bad... for me at least
@masterchefgaming2596
@masterchefgaming2596 3 жыл бұрын
@@NAcHO-wx5vg no instead the sun blips out of existence dark times
@YTSliv
@YTSliv 3 жыл бұрын
Mayans are 100% correct if it's not 2012, then it's 2021 or 20012.
@Nashy119
@Nashy119 3 жыл бұрын
These are all jokes we've used throughout the year.
@Felixthe96
@Felixthe96 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite animated series 😂
@Felixthe96
@Felixthe96 3 жыл бұрын
Omg u hearted my comment thx 🥺🥺
@TKO593
@TKO593 3 жыл бұрын
They’re not all animated in this series.
@Silver_Sonic_23
@Silver_Sonic_23 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a pretty good series I have to say.
@pvshka
@pvshka 3 жыл бұрын
@@TKO593 the quarantine ones are
@ThaBlkRainbow
@ThaBlkRainbow 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 "Covid-19 real?" "No. Wait" "Too late" "All the toilet paper"
@tyalan7152
@tyalan7152 Жыл бұрын
"There's no need-" "All the BEANS!" "To hoard anything!" "Extra freezer?" "That's not so bad-" *"TO HOARD VACCINES!"* The delivery on this joke was some of the best I've ever seen. These guys are amazing.
@Crimson_Sun2486
@Crimson_Sun2486 Жыл бұрын
Wish I'd found this on 2021, the whole "Mayans dyslexia" bit would've hit a lot harder lol
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 жыл бұрын
that poor woman and her beautiful 2019 resolutions... and now you bring up mayan's dyslexia... Dammit
@hafezali860
@hafezali860 3 жыл бұрын
“Mayans... dyslexia?” That was the perfect way to end this one!
@Ghostly_scarf
@Ghostly_scarf 3 жыл бұрын
2:50 for a dumb guy that was a smart move
@LDtheGreatandPowerfulYoutubing
@LDtheGreatandPowerfulYoutubing 3 жыл бұрын
That woman at the end with the resolutions. I felt that
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. And I wait until the summer to make those.
@brenyatta
@brenyatta 3 жыл бұрын
“Did you wanna buy either of them?” If I could, I would, but scalpers & limited stock are a thing
@snorlax4385
@snorlax4385 3 жыл бұрын
I think it was a pc master race joke
@Steampunkkids
@Steampunkkids 3 жыл бұрын
@@snorlax4385 I think you’re correct. Especially given Cyberpunk 2077 is supposedly decent on PC but horrid on consoles.
@ChaosDraguss
@ChaosDraguss 3 жыл бұрын
@@snorlax4385 *Cue limited GPU stock and scalpers*
@qasimallawati4049
@qasimallawati4049 3 жыл бұрын
@@Steampunkkids its horrid on console because you are playing on 7-year-old hardware
@Steampunkkids
@Steampunkkids 3 жыл бұрын
@@qasimallawati4049 I didn’t realize the hardware was that old! Come to think of it, my Wii is probably 10 years old now. How did I get so old?!?
@sweaterpause7862
@sweaterpause7862 3 жыл бұрын
The fancam song is House of Say - You Give Me Feelings if anyone's looking for it ❤️
@geodashbusboy197
@geodashbusboy197 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Ty for that.
@user-ml7sk2oo6m
@user-ml7sk2oo6m 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you sir
@sweethoneyicedtea
@sweethoneyicedtea 3 жыл бұрын
thank you! came to the comments for this, all I saw were the dyslexia ones XD
@maqleficent5785
@maqleficent5785 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOUUUU
@justincummins4762
@justincummins4762 3 жыл бұрын
YES! thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!
@liwashere8653
@liwashere8653 3 жыл бұрын
2:30 I can never look at doctor Fauci the same again
@silverflight01
@silverflight01 3 жыл бұрын
“Pizzabagelgate” I'd go for a pizza right about now.
@TECfan1
@TECfan1 3 жыл бұрын
Er...
@apollon5896
@apollon5896 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I finished ordering a pizza I read ur comment 😂
@krisd2518
@krisd2518 3 жыл бұрын
"Mayans dyslexia?" Yep, I'm convinced. Time to put a deposit down for a casket.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
That one took me a second. I wouldn’t be surprised, but I’m holding out hope that it’s not true.
@kenzobatt5718
@kenzobatt5718 3 жыл бұрын
Newman was wrong: when you control the Google guy, you control _information_
@vincevvn
@vincevvn 3 жыл бұрын
Newman...
@Eerii-ob5ll
@Eerii-ob5ll 3 жыл бұрын
Girl: doctor fauci young Me: aggressively search for doctor fauci in google Edit: me realizing there is a video of doctor fauci later in the vid
@loading7496
@loading7496 3 жыл бұрын
Now I have to google this. If my mom starts asking questions you're the one explaining, not me.
@Eerii-ob5ll
@Eerii-ob5ll 3 жыл бұрын
@@loading7496 ok. But how do i explain it to your mom?
@samanthavandoren8586
@samanthavandoren8586 3 жыл бұрын
I cant find the edit omg.
@followtheflood2685
@followtheflood2685 3 жыл бұрын
3:25 this one got me good
@DobroPitanje
@DobroPitanje 3 жыл бұрын
The part about doomscrolling is just twitter in a nutshell
@potentialsideeffects1085
@potentialsideeffects1085 3 жыл бұрын
Dyscalulia. When it happens with numbers, it's called dyscalculia.
@aecides3203
@aecides3203 3 жыл бұрын
The guy asking that didn't strike me as someone who'd know the difference.
@SwanADolphin
@SwanADolphin 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but everyone already knows about dyslexia, so the joke is more likely to be understood by the people who will find it funny
@FunnyAnimatoFilms
@FunnyAnimatoFilms 3 жыл бұрын
I am Dyscalula! The Count's evil twin brother! Ah ah ah
@keshavsrivastav8499
@keshavsrivastav8499 3 жыл бұрын
Damn this was new to me...but I dont think mayans dealt with roman or indian numerals...it was probably the guy who translated their calendar who was dyslexic...or dyscalcula as you said
@mathieuaurousseau100
@mathieuaurousseau100 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure dyscalcula is about calculus and dyslexia about reading symbols, whether numbers or letters
@signaldog7805
@signaldog7805 3 жыл бұрын
3:38 wait what
@gnashawits8731
@gnashawits8731 3 жыл бұрын
0:41 *laughs in nintendo*
@Puxel
@Puxel 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about doggos: Doggo's nose print is unique, much like a person’s fingerprint.
@notive
@notive 3 жыл бұрын
h
@person1232
@person1232 3 жыл бұрын
e
@libby8898
@libby8898 3 жыл бұрын
are you a millenial 💔
@RyukanoHi
@RyukanoHi 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about fingerprints: There's no evidence fingerprints are unique
@notive
@notive 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyukanoHi The Chance of Identical Fingerprints: 1 in 64 trillion, In fact, the National Forensic Science Technology Center states that, “no two people have ever been found to have the same fingerprints - including identical twins.” Also, it's important to keep in mind that fingerprints also vary between your own fingers - this means you have a unique print on each finger. u ok man?
@arandomyoutubeviewer3694
@arandomyoutubeviewer3694 3 жыл бұрын
I know it has been said a million times, but this would look like straight out of Google Doodle
@jefferyhanderson7849
@jefferyhanderson7849 3 жыл бұрын
I love the Green shirt girl. She's so me. And... kinda cute.
@fennec4462
@fennec4462 3 жыл бұрын
My man
@okas425
@okas425 3 жыл бұрын
My guy simping for a 2D animation
@EatAnOctorok
@EatAnOctorok 2 жыл бұрын
@@okas425 there’s such a thing as cosplay, though. If a real girl is pretty enough, she can look like any of these characters. Green shirt girl, pampered rich girl, Santa’s greatest supporter, the chicken thief. You can have any of them.
@kissdaworld898
@kissdaworld898 3 жыл бұрын
the way I laughed at "Santa COVID super-spreader", searched it, and realized it actually happened in Belgium.
@soyshojio
@soyshojio 3 жыл бұрын
i haven't watched a college humor video in forever i forgot how funny they are
@GiantPetRat
@GiantPetRat 3 жыл бұрын
You are about to go down what is often referred to as a "rabbit hole". See you in 36 hours. Remember to stay hydrated.
@Thermalions
@Thermalions 3 жыл бұрын
You mean you forgot how funny a small selection of them can be.
@GiantPetRat
@GiantPetRat 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thermalions I mean, I disagree with this, but even if only a small fraction of the skits were good, I'd argue that that's about par for the course for most sketch shows, anyway.
@SatanRomps
@SatanRomps 3 жыл бұрын
Before they got bought by an uber Republican company, fired most of their staff DAYS before Christmas and went completely down the crapper overnight. Mind you, this one is new but it has the feel of the old days.
@ohsnapitzsadie1327
@ohsnapitzsadie1327 3 жыл бұрын
OH HOW I HAVE MISSED THIS SERIES
@CombatSportsNerd
@CombatSportsNerd 3 жыл бұрын
3:18 I vibe with this chick so much and it’s fuckin depressing
@anime0wolfs12
@anime0wolfs12 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought 0:55 was the best part but then that ending really freaking got me! The whole video was amazing happy new year's college humor!
@baringinsaktiboy4279
@baringinsaktiboy4279 3 жыл бұрын
The Mayans Dyslexia got me and I HAVE Dyslexia so this 100000% could have happened
@RyukanoHi
@RyukanoHi 3 жыл бұрын
Except the Mayan Calendar wasn't written using Indo-Arabic numerals, the reason that 2012 was predicted as the end was because that was when their calendars ran out, not because they wrote: '2012 will be the end' somewhere
@baringinsaktiboy4279
@baringinsaktiboy4279 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyukanoHi hey ummmm r/woosh much?
@grimmkin4161
@grimmkin4161 3 жыл бұрын
@@RyukanoHi not only r/woooosh but a wrong one in fact, their actual calendar said that there were more parts of the cycle, each bigger then the other, stretching to near infinity. The 2012 thing was only the end of one of those cycle measurements.
@ScoobyFan0521
@ScoobyFan0521 3 жыл бұрын
Best poem 2020: All the toilets paper All the beans Extra freezer To hoard vaccines
@fredererpower
@fredererpower 3 жыл бұрын
Where’s the black guy who asks a lot of random stuff???
@raulthetorchic7324
@raulthetorchic7324 3 жыл бұрын
Good question
@damarkisshawn8180
@damarkisshawn8180 3 жыл бұрын
Covid?
@KagaiYami
@KagaiYami 2 жыл бұрын
really need more of these. easily one of the best things out of college humor
@abigailcahen7921
@abigailcahen7921 3 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of this series! Also, the Fauci video in this is gold.
@teteeheeted
@teteeheeted 3 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I can recognize EACH of the CH actors
@maura0026
@maura0026 3 жыл бұрын
who is the woman asking for anxiety medication?
@teteeheeted
@teteeheeted 3 жыл бұрын
@@maura0026 I THINK that’s Katie, but it might be one of the actors that doesn’t appear often, kinda like what they did around 2010 - 2012
@jamofapollo3338
@jamofapollo3338 3 жыл бұрын
What about the trump supporter? Sounds like Brennan right?
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 3 жыл бұрын
@@teteeheeted she isn't in the credits
@rianantony
@rianantony 3 жыл бұрын
@@maura0026 i don't recognize her either
@anotherdnb
@anotherdnb 3 жыл бұрын
"Adobe flash:EOL" "Right here" *reads the entire thing* "How to cure depression..." "Jesus Christ"
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
“HTML5?” “Oof, dodged a bullet there...”
@EatAnOctorok
@EatAnOctorok 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylestubbs8867 “adult HTML5 games?” “Oh god” “Free Nutaku coins?” “Even computers get STDs, huh?” “Pornhub equivalent of Raid: Shadow Legends?” “Why?!”
@sousalarson6858
@sousalarson6858 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG The random citizen just killed me XD "What is the point of this!?"
@sousalarson6858
@sousalarson6858 3 жыл бұрын
Ok I was informed that is actually an app and now i feel dumb
@Mr.GameBoy69420
@Mr.GameBoy69420 3 жыл бұрын
The last one was a classic of this year.
@MrSiriusAB
@MrSiriusAB 3 жыл бұрын
Can my boss see my OnlyFans
@griddy922
@griddy922 3 жыл бұрын
Can the bidens not steal the election?
@thisdogwillhauntyou6503
@thisdogwillhauntyou6503 3 жыл бұрын
@@griddy922 Tf does the election have to do with that?
@luigithewall2224
@luigithewall2224 3 жыл бұрын
@@griddy922 no, he can't.
@SatanRomps
@SatanRomps 3 жыл бұрын
If you use your real name.
@keshavsrivastav8499
@keshavsrivastav8499 3 жыл бұрын
@@griddy922 can trump sedition and be pardoned
@kranberry3318
@kranberry3318 3 жыл бұрын
That last one would actually be dyscalculia, not dyslexia. Dyscalculia is basically dyslexia but with numbers.
@emily_232
@emily_232 3 жыл бұрын
Love that these vids are back. Also search results of ‘Mayan dyslexia’ just went through the roof.
@underdog2559
@underdog2559 3 жыл бұрын
i have been waiting 273 business days for this addition to the series
@deadlockraven1849
@deadlockraven1849 3 жыл бұрын
If it weren't for the dedication of the animators, we wouldn't have had a google guy video in a year. Thanks for keeping dedicated even in these stressful and inconvenient times.
@NavyGunnersMateMan
@NavyGunnersMateMan 9 ай бұрын
Stressful? Speak for yourself
@charlieranger0478
@charlieranger0478 3 жыл бұрын
Idea for skit: Random person: Does google switch shifts with other people? Google: Y’know, I’ve been meaning to ask them about that...
@kinsagamoto
@kinsagamoto 3 жыл бұрын
I love these. Thanks for finding away to keep em going
@300kyuubi
@300kyuubi 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect, I was looking forward to this
@FlyingZard11
@FlyingZard11 3 жыл бұрын
I find these way more amusing than I'd EVER expect. And I like it.
@lunaticscribbles6016
@lunaticscribbles6016 3 жыл бұрын
This series is gold please keep making these
@peppermintlightning
@peppermintlightning 3 жыл бұрын
MY MANS CAME BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER love u google dude
@seth1422
@seth1422 3 жыл бұрын
I love this series. They should have worked in that College Humor went out of business this last January. What a year.
@emporio8687
@emporio8687 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect way to start the year now im even more terrified
@obi-1-brocoli819
@obi-1-brocoli819 3 жыл бұрын
You guys are really tallrnted. This video made my day. Thank you so much 🙂👍
@liliflower1376
@liliflower1376 3 жыл бұрын
So glad this series is still here
@FingeringThings
@FingeringThings 3 жыл бұрын
Google guy isn’t wearing a mask :(
@privatejones2917
@privatejones2917 3 жыл бұрын
Masks help spread the virus
@darkmya19
@darkmya19 3 жыл бұрын
does a search engine need a face mask
@peepeepoopoo4363
@peepeepoopoo4363 3 жыл бұрын
@@privatejones2917 you can't be serious
@privatejones2917
@privatejones2917 3 жыл бұрын
@@peepeepoopoo4363 it's mainly because most people who wear homemade masks aren't washing them daily and not wearing them properly
@GigaChadsAreReal
@GigaChadsAreReal 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkmya19 They can be on any surface so yes, they should 🤔
@stephanietaylor6069
@stephanietaylor6069 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the reference to the confusing COVID protocol video oml
@ProxyGaming.
@ProxyGaming. 3 жыл бұрын
So glad this series is back!
@dannywhite648
@dannywhite648 3 жыл бұрын
“Dentistry tutorial KZbin” “I don’t like where this is going.” Bob Mortimer approves
@ugwumichael5520
@ugwumichael5520 3 жыл бұрын
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@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird Жыл бұрын
I miss this series. Brian Huskey is an absolute gem
@War_lover757
@War_lover757 3 жыл бұрын
mayans dyslexia google man- oh shi- me- dying of laughter
@padraicwhiu4174
@padraicwhiu4174 3 жыл бұрын
Can you please make more of these cause these vids just help me center myself ever couple of months
@the_kraken6549
@the_kraken6549 3 жыл бұрын
0:04 Nice touch that *Murica* guy isn’t wearing his mask properly.
@HiddenTigerObviNinja
@HiddenTigerObviNinja 3 жыл бұрын
Notice the guy dressed in USA flag clothing was the only one not wearing their mask over their noise? It's a nice touch.
@yashrawat9409
@yashrawat9409 3 жыл бұрын
*In my time zone it was uploaded in new year , way to go*
@samssams666
@samssams666 Жыл бұрын
Please give us a part for it to this quarantine edition I freaking live for this series 😭
@sarahglover3286
@sarahglover3286 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for part 4!!
@rockedwow7217
@rockedwow7217 3 жыл бұрын
1:04 I always hate those "don't not" comments. I can never comprehend them
@thatblueseed7992
@thatblueseed7992 3 жыл бұрын
Double negatives cancel out sooo "Do not *not* go to school" means "*Do* go to school" ^_^
@krealyesitisbeta5642
@krealyesitisbeta5642 3 жыл бұрын
“Mayan’s dislexia?” “What do you....” *“2021”*
@Yoykiwi2
@Yoykiwi2 3 жыл бұрын
All the toilet paper All the beans More freezer space? TO HOARD VACCINES! my new favorite poem 😂
@gordon.sarratt
@gordon.sarratt 3 жыл бұрын
someone give that woman with the green shirt a hug
@krealyesitisbeta5642
@krealyesitisbeta5642 3 жыл бұрын
“COVID-19 fake?” “No! Wai-“ “Too late!” Every disease specialist: “I can relate.”
@josephestebacon
@josephestebacon 3 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how adorable those dogs were? THAT HUSKY THO
@PokeObsession
@PokeObsession 3 жыл бұрын
I like this series as an animation. Keep it up!
@BlaxRaven
@BlaxRaven 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE these videos!
@cyntheticism
@cyntheticism 2 жыл бұрын
1:09 Translation: Come to school on Mondays and thursdays from noon to one pm, but don't come during lunch. And then every other wednesday, students must log on to a school mandated video call at around 8 am. That about sums up how stupid and over complicated it was for such a short amount of time.
@lianasmith7694
@lianasmith7694 3 жыл бұрын
I have been binging CH skits the past couple of days, I miss them sm 🥺 So excited to have another video!!!
@ninelives40
@ninelives40 3 жыл бұрын
hi i would just like to say that i love your stuff and it mean's so much to me so thank you collage humor
@Kiwi_DeFruit
@Kiwi_DeFruit 3 жыл бұрын
This series of sketches never fail
@nobodyimportantt341
@nobodyimportantt341 3 жыл бұрын
0:24 *bob mortimer has entered the chat*
@ivefallenandicantgetup7950
@ivefallenandicantgetup7950 3 жыл бұрын
"Mayans end of world year?" "2012" "Mayans dislexia?" "What do you... Ohh sh-" *puts on foil hat*
@RandomGeekNamedBrent
@RandomGeekNamedBrent 3 жыл бұрын
The return of this series is one of the few good things to come out of last year
@liesel16
@liesel16 3 жыл бұрын
Yay love this series!
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