If I Blink, Mario Teleports

[@oceanflan_]

for the record, there was also a mod where if fir teleports, mario blinks, but that didn’t end up happening much

[@justaghostinthesea]

Such a shame

[@AmethystSZS]

I love the mental picture that I put hours upon hours of work making a mod that can detect human teleportation ahaha

[@oceanflan_]

@@AmethystSZS listen having seen the stuff you’ve made, if you’d made that i woulda just been like “yeah that seems like something she could do”

[@TheLemonCrewGT]

@@oceanflan_same

[@patrickbutsmart]

​@@AmethystSZSis it not just If fir.teleport() { Mario.blink() }

[@AmethystSZS]

This project was one of my favorites to make for you, what the heck is this lmfao

[@MobileUranium]

Does Fir pay you for these? He owes you his channel 😅

[@Autistic_Wooper]

Hi amethyst! :D

[@Left_Joy-Con]

@AmethystSZS How did you make the program recognise when Fir blinks?

[@Gamesmarts194]

How does this even work lol

[@bucket_hat_gt21]

Hi amethyst

[@RaphaelStar7]

9:40 "eye-frames" .... This is the single best *and* worst situational pun I've ever heard...

[@micahheyward5342]

😂

[@RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight]

Had me grinning!

[@ethans9379]

But you have heard it

[@AGuyWhoLikesLegoIThink]

i dont get it

[@svennerdesven]

@@AGuyWhoLikesLegoIThink sounds like i-frames (invincibility frames)

[@bay4081]

My example of what it’s like to have tics/Tourette’s has always been “it’s like blinking. It’s automatic, but you can control it… for a little bit, but it’s very uncomfortable and eventually you’re going to blink.” Fir has demonstrated my example perfectly in this video 😂 goodness, I feel for you Fir!

[@WandaBread]

As a fellow person with Tourrettes I like this example and I'm now going to steal it

[@EmjrRockz]

As a person who does not have tourrettes, good on you guys!

[@MrSkme]

That makes a lot of sense! Is it uncomfortable to control it in the same physical kind of way? Like painful?

[@JamesP7]

This comment makes me hope Cjya plays this mod one day.

[@bay4081]

@@MrSkme I wouldn’t say painful, more like your body is screaming at you to do whatever movement it’s begging for you to do, and you not doing it is making that screaming louder, but that screaming is a physical feeling of discomfort. But not really pain. Like technically not blinking isn’t in itself painful, it’s just your eyes drying out that might be. But your body is still begging for you to blink.

[@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279]

It would've been unbelievably funny if you just uploaded an hour long video of you beating the entire game in complete unblinking silence

[@thenightjackal]

next april fools he's like "remember the 'blink you teleport challenge'? Now I'm going to be attempting 100%!" but the video is silent after the intro

[@TheBedrockVeteran]

Why is ur name like that

[@Emiliussss]

Gives “blink and you’ll miss it” a whole new meaning

[@MrSportsCreator]

200 likes and no reply, lemme fix that

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

Mario doesnt teleport, every time you 'blink' you pass out and mario just walks somewhere on his own before you wake up again

[@rizzlerhasnorizz]

lore

[@jtteope1178]

genius

[@jaydentt]

ah, a continuation of the 3d world series i see

[@AidanTan-bc8js]

Joystick drift goes crazy

[@Pixis1]

This is like that Doctor Who episode. The Weeping Angels have invaded Mario Odyssey. "Don't blink! Don't ever blink!"

[@ChevyNoel]

The result is kind of similar too. Blink and you get teleported. Here it’s through space instead of time though.

[@dusklunistheumbreon]

"Mario's fast, faster than you can possibly imagine. Don't turn your head, don't look away. And *don't blink.* Good luck

[@TotherKoala]

That which holds the image of Mario is a Mario

[@Chubby_Bub]

A version where it sends you through time would be like this but worse. Imagine it puts you in another kingdom and resets any progression you made

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

one of the best episodes, first new original monster aswell

[@kraxosOBK]

I like how being aware of your eyes makes them feel dryer, which makes you blink more, which makes them water, which makes you blink more. Now everyone watching this is aware of their eyes, thanks Fir.

[@UltraRanks]

you have stopped breathing automatically you are aware of your blinking you can now see your nose

[@FuryJack07]

​@@UltraRanks Faiboat Reference BEAM ATTACK!

[@devious_ahh_beat]

This video turned off the auto-blinking of my body

[@_Atomic5]

Watching this vid while manually blinking was brutal 🥲

[@orangepeelz3579]

same

[@igor78965412320]

i already made my appointment

[@flabort]

Yeah I don't know why I was sympathetically not blinking either, but my eyes hurt now and I only suffered through the edited, cut down version. Fir must have been in hell by Metro, let alone Moon.

[@super6703]

This comment turned off auto blink

[@itznotwack3581]

This is so weird at 0:11 seconds fir shows a picture of the providence place mall food court in providence Rhode Island the mall I grew up with and this felt so weird to see

[@epkepk133]

That's new donk city hall

[@Bartender22]

I guess you could save this experience was….. eye-opening

[@micahheyward5342]

Lol 😂

[@lancelee338]

boo

[@Ra1ndr0p]

**crickets chirping**

[@XxDiamondDavidxX]

A sight for sore eyes, perhaps!

[@blarg2429]

@@lancelee338 👻

[@bobsmith7066]

I hereby dub this challenge: “Weeping Angel Percent”

[@EcyGuy]

If an atom in my body moves, Mario Dies.

[@benpimentel8702]

💀

[@Womp_Womp_Cry_abt_it]

If mario moves, I die irl

[@MaxTeel-pc5kv]

Haha not

[@blarg2429]

So he dies instantly unless your entire body and the surrounding environment are at absolute zero (in which case you die instead for obvious reasons)?

[@richardpike8748]

@@blarg2429 sacrifices must be made

[@vexfcstudios6929]

The Dougdoug mind virus has created the most absolute genius and incredible content thank you everyone who’s participated

[@richardpike8748]

do explain, what is this mind virus Doug released (probably from his basement)?

[@KooperTrooper6900]

I thought he would put tape on top of his eye lids like in Tom and Jerry💀💀

[@SeyrenSamin]

16:16 i love fir’s content do much, especially because it often uses a bgm of my favorite game!💫

[@MetaPhysical78]

To be honest, I think this is the funniest Fir video yet. It is just funny to see a grown man playing a video-game without blinking; even though that is what half of the population does these days. I think I could do this.

[@GamingPretzel116]

I like how the Super Mario Odyssey logo between cap and cascade shows Cappy with his eyes closed😂

[@amystarr7654]

Yep, this is exactly the sort of content I'm here for. Random, inane challenges that are both easy and difficult at once, and almost always ridiculous.

[@cambochicken243]

Worlds greatest at surviving a weeping angel attack.

[@Bubbledazwood]

Wait this is Weeping Angel Mario odyssey i love it

[@appointmenteer]

lmao wait it literally is. if you blink too much itll catch you and send you back in time (to cascade kingdom)

[@RipVanFish09]

Now make a mod where whenever your eyes are closed, Mario rewinds at like 5x speed. You could use it to your advantage, but you can't see where Mario actually is, because your eyes are closed.

[@protossinator]

Whoever edited this did a FANTASTIC job with the SFX every time you blinked :)

[@king_alloy]

Wait was that not part of the mod?

[@Zatou_]

no way

[@micahheyward5342]

Challenge idea: Super Mario Odyssey, but if I say "Down," I must complete Breakdown Road from the Dark Side of the Moon (and add other trigger words). This means getting BOTH moons

[@rubengoldman5830]

"Mario" or "Face" = Picture Match Subarea "Sheep" = Herding Sheep room "Dark" = Darker Side "Take" or "Steal" = Klepto Subarea "Spin" = Spinning Athletics "Car" or "Race" = RC Car subarea "Ball" or "Bound" = Bound Bowl "Think" or "Puzzle" or "How" = Typhoo puzzle room "Coin" or "Money" = any Coin Heaven subarea and of course... "Subscribe" = custom subarea with nothing but a subscribe button on the walls and an exit pipe

[@OriginalGameteer]

Certain words forcing you to do certain sub areas sounds pretty good

[@Nintenblox]

What about if you say a capture, you become that capture

[@Wyatt-h1s]

backwards% Mario Odyssey but you beat the game and go through all kingdoms backward (doesn't include mushroom, dark, or darker side, unless you want to try darker side, go ahead). This is a perfect idea for a fun speedrun in one of your next playthrough speedrun video. I would really appreciate it.

[@Wyatt-h1s]

Pls do this this is a good idea

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

9:40 "Eye-Frames"

[@theominouspigeon]

now i cant stop thinking about every blink

[@BoltofMystery]

Imagine if more than one person was blink, that would be very chaotic. Mario will be teleporting all over the place lol.

[@kaguya9164]

I wouldn't have been able to resist doing the goku teleport pose every time I blink

[@NeonAGC]

INSTANT TRANSMISSION *warps to bossfight* (actual canon storyline)

[@Sirup21]

How just…how

[@MobileUranium]

He blinks

[@Sepia_Skittles]

​@@MobileUranium HE WHAT

[@MobileUranium]

@@Sepia_SkittlesIkr, amazing and beautiful

[@Atvnoah26]

How

[@Salmon-rm3tv]

Eye trackers

[@Chy_756]

Pov: something is in your eye. Mario: HELP I AM DIEING!!

[@TaskMaster369]

Super Mario Odyssey but my eyes are watering

[@JeremyBX]

10/10 video would get super-conscious about my blinking again

[@transcendentalanarchy]

Hasn't Fir just never done the randomizer for a video but yet here we are watching him do blinkless lmao

[@Salmonboyo]

You know what, I have decided that Fir is in fact funny. This is simply because I remember when he started out and enjoyed his content, left for a while, and came back. Wacky stuff.

[@realleonardgibson]

5:28 fir, are you in 2026? No wonder you have some awesome mods! (And this is when i noticed it lol)

[@SB-ex8nt]

Imagine April Fools Hide and Seek, and it's just this.

[@devincetee5335]

Smant blinks into his good spot in snow

[@valdemarrolandsen9292]

as a person who has been subed to Fir, for allmost 2 years, i have seen him go down a deeper and deeper dark rabbit hole....

[@drbanana8778]

Smallant who’s beaten the game blindfolded: It’s too easy

[@superpekkachu]

I love the intro art to the game! Cappy with his eyes closed is so special 😍

[@gamrwolf9655]

the eyelids weren't grey

[@LeoJthe747]

10:01 the toad spinning lmfao

[@oranglordd]

Next video: if I stop looking at mario, I teleport Yknow with the eyetracker

[@OriginalGameteer]

"If I look at Mario, he takes damage"

[@Kiwi19865]

If Mario blinks, i teleport

[@GameJam230]

Aside from sea turtles, most varieties of turtle do not have traditional eyelids. Despite this, Bowser still couldn't even beat Mario in a staring contest.

[@tiffanychou6869]

Schrödinger's wink

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

14:20 rango is making the harriet hurt sound

[@coreymartin9630]

This is one of the Mario Odyssey challenge runs of all time

[@Parasiteband]

Fr

[@nicholasgaming7935]

I was resistant to blink the whole video because I thought Mario would also tp if I blinked too

[@awesomeness1122]

Fir is going to be wearing glasses next episode.

[@royalfizzbin2131]

he actually has glasses he just never wears them while recording and only wore them like twice for streams that weren't for youtube videos. i'm guessing he just doesn't have particularly bad vision or wears contacts or something

[@aiden3614]

Imagine it's not even teleportation, Mario's just secretly a speedster.

[@TheTrailblazerStelle]

11:11 "Fir real" 😂

[@Bulldog_Games]

16:26 the fact that twitch chat said “blink to captain toad?” Then 5 seconds later it happens

[@DiagonalTanooki]

is it possible to beat mario while ripping ass

[@KooperTrooper6900]

The higher the pitch the faster you move

[@justaghostinthesea]

​@@KooperTrooper6900 This so cursed

[@UltraMarioTV]

This was amazing! I'm still questioning how you and Amethyst got this working...

[@frnkesten]

19 seconds, no views, fir’s falling off smh

[@Blue_phoenixLover]

agreed

[@mrees6308]

Blindfolded runners: cant look at the game. Fir: cant look away

[@askard8186]

This is one of the coolest videos, most creative and well-made i've seen in a long long while! :D

[@markelcarrillo6908]

You're genuinely one of my favourite content creators, I've never played a game you've made a video about but the quality of the production, the narrative, your great personality... you got it all. Keep it up ❤

[@paulpickett4522]

9:38 "Blink during my 'eye-frames'" x)

[@Aeta3]

when you're the only one that noticed twitch say hi youtube and you say hi back

[@hopeburnett8313]

I loved this video! A genuinely impressive and fun-looking mod! I love your videos, you always add so much fun to whatever you're doing. My favorite part was the sequence in Bowser's Kingdom of just "No. No. No. No." as Mario teleported all over!

[@mariekrasneski1020]

Card% You make several cards of all the kingdoms in Mario Odyssey. (Dark Side, and Darker side are optional, for they wouldn't go well with this run) You pick a random card out of a pile. You don't know which card is which. You pick a card and whatever kingdom you pick you go to and have to get every possible moon there. when you do run ends. (Moon rocks don't count just during the story get every possible moon there) Also when you pick a card let chat decide if they like that kingdom

[@jacoballwright3254]

‘Is that bad? Should I be concerned? Do I need to see a DOCTOR? 16:55

[@f.p1758]

2:33 waaaittt I got more excited than I anticipated- Eventhough I saw the chat saying "WINK"

[@ComedicalBystander]

Watching this is like these scenes in movies when the characters go underwater and you're trying to hold your breath to see if you'd survive

[@santiagocosta1388]

I mean what’s next? “Every time my heart beats Mario takes damage”?

[@MrJiggles]

I always find you and your videos really funny Fir, but this one just felt extra funny than usual. I really really enjoyed it!!

[@t.omfoolery]

"Do you love me? Blink if yes, beat mario oddysey if no!" "Why are you getting your switch?"

[@trueberryless]

Imagine he just pretrained not blinking for an hour and does the world record as the sidequest...

[@StellarShadow777]

This challenge was one of the most entertaining I’ve seen That snow dram was the best I’ve ever seen

[@justsomesquonk]

Gotta appreciate the little sound effect for every time Fir blinks

[@SamCo-]

People without eyelids watching the video " wow mario odyssey with no changes whatsoever!!!"

[@Gerald_the_Heron-Giraffe]

I'm glad I'm subscribed to fir, this is real content

[@iatederek]

This is the most aware I’ve ever been of my blinking

[@LONGplays1]

😂

[@alansmithee419]

The strategy of "oh I shouldn't blink? Let's make my eyes WIDE" is an interesting one that never seems to work. Hmm...

[@brentleywalker3755]

How does Fir do something like this this proves fir is goated

[@Shadowtime2449]

Now we need every time you blink you have to beat "darker side"

[@Oohahh1]

The fact that cappys eyes are closed on the logo is such a good detail

[@ThePipofDespair]

Ah yes, this is the quality Fir content I subscribed for

[@heatherleis1316]

"If you wink Mario becomes Gojo" sure buddy, sure (somebody said this in chat during sand kingdom)

[@mr_j_official]

Fir + Amerhyst are a dynamic duo of content atp these mods are super cool

[@itmightbevid]

I remember seeing an Asteroid Videos video titled "If I blink a pokemon dies" and I thought that was crazy enough, but doing a whole speedrun like this sounds like torture

[@zaidenisthebestcool8082]

Hiii this was a fun stream and that was amazing to see my own comment at 2:24. Btw bro just blink it that simple

[@Eric-th5my]

I watched this video, like I watched underwater fights where I try to hold my breath as long as the characters in the movie, with my eyes watering and burning because I was trying not to blink as long as you And damn you are good at this

[@Cranbearry_YouTube]

Me watching this at midnight on full brightness *Oh, my God, I can’t stop blinking!*

[@fonejunky6306]

3:36 his ahh did NOT blink

[@PalpitoadPlus]

Using your eye-frames was a genius pun and i loved it lmao

[@t-virusterrance4734]

Hello, Humans When no one is in your corner, lead your own charge into battle. TERRANCE OUT

[@MusicFOCUS-o8e]

Can't wait for the If you breath you reset challenge! also love the content❤

[@Archietheehamter-gy9dy]

Bro wrecked his whole day and screwed his eyes for super Mario Odyssey and needs to see a doctor

[@ely4555]

1:20 Did anyone else notice cappy blinking, such a nice touch

[@Rezeee]

This was one of the few, rare videos that had me saying "what?" out loud as I read the title.

[@GirtaniaGaming]

This made think of "Mario Odyssey, but I can only move with my eyes closed". If you move with your eyes open you take damage. Either great or horrible idea, not sure which it is!

[@AAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

I didn’t blink when you didn’t blink and now I’ve never been more thankful to blink (it’s like watching an underwater scene in a movie and holding your breath as well as the character)

[@chrisgilbert1052]

Idea: Play music (with words) but when the singer says a certain thing, something happens.

[@Pranker123]

"one of the easiest fights" (ruined dragon).

[@groltroxomega]

Other youtubers: I can play Mario Odyssey with my eyes closed Fir: Yeah? I can play it with my eyes opened

[@BigGengar13]

Fif having an existential crisis in the middle of the video about how dumb this idea is was so relatable

[@adicsbtw]

I like how every time you blink, a sound plays in game it's so stupid and I love it xD

[@73Arathorn]

I really REALLY want to see this mod with hide and seek! The pure chaos! But hiders can only blink every 30 seconds or something, so they can be caught.