If I don't keep Twitch Chat happy, Skyrim will kill me

[@dinow269]

The fact that Doug considers potatoes “chewy” makes me think he has no fucking idea how to cook potatoes

[@Lillyluri]

Now I imagine him biting into a half-cooked, fully intact potato.

[@crestothegecko6279]

that's basically it. He only hates them raw and says they suck because they're just a platform for other flavors. You know like the majority of foods. Maybe cover it in excessive amounts of olive oil and he'd like it

[@UwULilyKitsune]

@@crestothegecko6279 yeah i like doug and his take on potatoes is kinda right but almost every fucking food is a platform for other flavors, if you just eat a slab of cooked beef it kinda tastes like shit 😭

[@changenickname1916]

Hes admitted a few times (and the horrific guy feiri incident) that he cannot cook

[@MSte21]

Chewy 'air' no less. How the hell does he eat potatoes???

[@liamblylod5954]

11:40 The silence before "KILL THE ORPHANS" was perfect

[@eliteshyguy88]

And Dougdoug just became Anakin Skywalker

[@sollato0293]

All while Francis E. Padraig is enjoying the music.

[@bonesfloodedwithdreams]

continuing blurbs' legacy o7

[@eaglest0554]

Technodoug

[@CapnWarpBeard]

@@eliteshyguy88 he's now a youngling slayer

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

That one intensely depressed individual rubbing his hands together knowing he will make this challenge impossible:

[@diarm77]

Me.

[@GusBried]

But... Does the thought of making use of his depression not make him... Happy? 😮

[@Axtrocity]

And that one person, always happy, always laughing, crying in the corner for the first time in years...

[@collin4555]

@@GusBried That's my secret, Cap

[@noatiendoboludos]

First time a twitch chatter has been funny

[@greninjagreen_11]

For those who don't know, Fortnite Default Dance was the name of Doug's demon familiar, when he played scuffed D&D as a warlock on Magic the Noah's channel.

[@RayDragonM]

I watched that video when it came out, Fortnite Default Dance was a legendary character.

[@ericb3157]

oh, that reminds me of the webcomic "looking for group", where Richard the Warlock had a demon familiar he called "Hctib Elttil"... "he still hasn't figured out the real meaning of his name?" "no one has the heart to tell him."

[@andrewschubert7091]

Doug’s take on potatoes is like saying chicken is bad because no one eats raw chicken, but they eat cooked chicken, so people actually like the heat of their oven more than chicken.

[@Burred11]

Nobody likes Pasta; they just likes the sauces and oils that goes on the pasta. A plate of plain pasta that has just been boiled is very unappetizing. But also If I was to chose between a boiled potato and boiled pasta, I would always chose the potato.

[@velvet6923]

@@Burred11 no one likes rice, they only like it because it's shown in anime

[@Chinesetakeout382]

Don’t really work because just cooked chicken is bad. Most ingredients in their own are bad. With chicken, it’s all the other ingredients that make it good.

[@day7163]

​@@Burred11Tbh maybe the argument doesn't hold up all too well. But and it's definitely subjective I'd probably eat a lot of other things plain before eating a boiled or baked potato.

[@endlessemptyvoid]

@@velvet6923 Guess I'm no one. I like rice with... Just rice.

[@emilyd4469]

4:38 Getting Doug to go on the potato rant is actually genius

[@0Clewi0]

In one hand civilization wouldn't have grown to the point it's today if it wasn't for potato. On the other hand I hate civilization.

[@BierBart12]

If potatoes are tasteless, so are almost all apple varieties(Besides the sickly sweet american ones) Man, a brilliant strategy to make everyone mad

[@shelly4301]

heyyyyyyy >:( apples from washington state are super good and crispy and some are insanely sweet but most are a good balance of tartness and crispyness too ​@@BierBart12

[@mangoalias608]

doug is describing the process of cooking. anything raw will taste worse than if you add seasoning or cook it in a fat. thats what flavor is. the potato rant makes me so irrationally angry

[@andersbell2046]

I've never eaten a flavorless apple. Do you only eat Styrofoam decoration apples? Lmao ​@@BierBart12

[@diarm77]

5:10 as an Irish person, wehatedougdoug will be hearing about this

[@Francisco1st]

@@diarm77 same I love them raw too

[@sleepyqueer]

I'm concerned that he described potatoes as chewy too

[@LucasAllen-sn4is]

On god, Irish people rise once more!!!

[@jumi9342]

Good old Ougdoug, still happy about how they changed so much

[@kordami28]

Wehatedougdoug is an Irish person??

[@CinciRon]

The section from 15:45 to 16:41 was a work of art. Doug legitimately outplayed his Twitch Chat.

[@zSillyBilly]

13:54 Elgrim's Elixirs? Looks like maybe Pajama Sam wasn't so crazy after all...

[@connorbayliss9538]

The Crab Secret...

[@normalhuman9878]

PRAISE HIGH DEMON ELGRIM

[@jasminecole8596]

Dougdoug!

[@retronymph]

​@@connorbayliss9538turns out the crab secret was to just turn guards into crabs

[@ferociousfeind8538]

Yeah I was surprised too

[@StoicallyHyped]

19:17 That was the most threatening sentence from chat I have ever heard 🤣

[@Fahimlol]

All while skyrim was crashing

[@ferociousfeind8538]

18:47 was a beautiful villain origin story. This guy has a grudge and he got selected by the twitch gods to tell his story

[@danielgoertz8962]

13:32 Only DougDoug is evil enough to be able to kill an orphans parents

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Yeah! Wait… did you just? 🤦‍♂️

[@temmietoga5369]

19:11 I love how the replies from Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5 somehow lined up with the Skyrim crashing, not loading, and the stream lagging

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

Once more, Skyrim must be HAPPY

[@BetweenNature]

Uh Why cant i comment

[@Bupboy]

This person is feeling... HAPPY 😃

[@Boicapof_Chronicles.]

The opposite of sad is...... HAPPY😁😁

[@WaterFallicious]

Rowlet! I love you! I'm your #1 biggest fan, let's conquer the world together and eat cheese at the top of Mt. Everest

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

@@WaterFallicious …honestly fuck it. Let’s do that!

[@rennyarachne4560]

I was there for the end of this stream. If I recall correctly it took around five full minutes for the zorbeez commercials to actually finish because they kept freezing repeatedly

[@cass_caps]

@@rennyarachne4560 is the redeem still there? Just curious

[@Onmur]

7:11 DougDoug not understanding why someone would be unhappy at his death is sad. Sad face.

[@lolucorn1]

A VIEWER IS UNHAPPY! *Spawns High Demon Elgrim*

[@henryhere]

People like potatoes because they're so veratile. Yes they like them because there's salt and butter on them, you don't eat potatoes with nothing on them after all, but they're still good because you can make them into fries (sometimes even waffle fries) boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them in a stew, make them into a variety of chips, and whatever else you can think of. They are the paper on which you can put whatever paint or graphite or ink or Lego tape you want

[@barethor5869]

I eat potatoes with nothing on them. they are delicious like that.

[@ryshow9118]

I always eat a bunch of raw potato slices when I'm cooking them for something else lol

[@ShawFujikawa]

Some potatoes are actually perfectly tasty on their own. More flavourful waxy potatoes from leftovers I could just munch on entirely for dinner lol.

[@MagnumCarta]

My mouth is salivating at Lego Tape.

[@icyblue1409]

For a minute I thought you were just quoting Samwise 😅

[@ManOfParody]

I'm not going to tolerate this anti-potato propaganda from a guy who eats spoonfuls of OLIVE OIL

[@RikkiSan1]

In Doug's defense he might be part Italian... I actually don't know lol

[@faedragonlucy]

How DARE you Douglas. Potatoes are THE perfect ingredient. Perfectly fine as-is, but versatile enough to go in virtually any dish and become SPECTACULAR

[@placeholder6974]

@@faedragonlucy yeah potatoes are like on the same level as eggs in terms of their potential variety

[@Allantitan]

@@placeholder6974 and they go so well together

[@Kitt262]

I love the editing for the smile detection at 8:03! Nicely done :)

[@quackicloudy_]

17:55 yt chat trying to befriend twitch chat, and twitch chat insulting yt and wishing death upon them 💀

[@Ryu1ify]

@@quackicloudy_ classic "Twitch" chat

[@N0rmalName]

Doug questioning why chat would be sad about him dying really highlights the friendly and supportive relationship fostered between the two

[@terrencengoma-j4s]

1:43 name it "eaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- *this is the moment where Kinosa became a printer and had a stroke* "

[@bcarter8262]

@@terrencengoma-j4s holy hell that part broke me lol

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

UNHAPPY! 😈

[@brendaelena4142]

“Whaat!?”

[@terrencengoma-j4s]

​@@brendaelena4142"-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[@Ibloop]

Analog horror:

[@pdcdino]

man eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5’s story made me shed a tear, glad dogdog gave him what he wanted and they settled it out

[@Fox-in-the-Storm]

My favorite part of the whole video, lol.

[@noonespecial311]

I like the choice of music in your videos, man. Especially at the beginning, I recognized it from HSR battle theme

[@FroakSouls]

Please add this to the DougDoug deathbattle wiki: Anti-Feats: Cannot provide a dog or a sandwich with his hands bound. Feats: MIGHT be able to commit mass genocide with his hands bound.

[@RafaelPlaysOnline]

For anyone wondering, fdd means Fortnite Default Dance and comes from Magic The Noah’s “DND but the players are terrible”.

[@TheyCallMeDio]

I cast black hole on this comment

[@_Lu_Lu_Lu]

♥

[@robinchesterfield42]

@@TheyCallMeDio "You know what I've always wanted to be?" "What have you always wanted to be, Doug?" "A 25-year-old. I cast Black Hole." XD

[@newiqq3570]

@@TheyCallMeDioI cast thunder spell

[@InnocentL]

Gameplay starts at 21:02

[@omegaadam7223]

No it's at 19:58

[@KimmyGilly1]

@@InnocentL cool

[@Aantforgetstoexist]

thank you

[@pappaOfswe]

I’m ready too fight! For KZbin chat!

[@darkly_neighboorhood]

Defend against the twitchians!

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

0:55 you know, a guy who hears voices in his head telling him to kill everyone and everything, and the only reason why he says he can’t is because is hands are bound is probably the type of person who’s hands you want bound

[@utse2474]

Sorry, already watched the stream please take the vid down, thank you

[@cooperlambeau8744]

@@utse2474 you heard it here folks. He got a solid argument

[@foxpokemonforever4775]

Pinkie Pie crashing Doug's game is the most in-character thing I'd expect from her

[@matrixster6238]

After she saw Rainbow die, she cloned herself once again and became one with the source code to end everything.

[@geraldballinger6428]

​@@matrixster6238 lore accurate

[@SuperZeve]

15:58 FDD is the best character, Twitch chat is the main character but FDD is the crowd favourite (who's this doug guy)

[@camika8500]

What if, instead of Fortnite Default Dance, his name was actually Freaky Doug Doug all along ⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🤯🤯🤯

[@cryptic7844]

@@camika8500YOY MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@zelgiusthebrave1401]

How is it possible Doudoug's community has gotten this much worse? God I miss when his channel was relatively small.

[@lori0747]

KZbin chat Is better

[@Andriren04]

@@zelgiusthebrave1401head to r/wehatedougdoug and complain with the others

[@flakey-finn]

18:34. The whole Rain World community has been summoned lmao

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

Indeed xd Do you know why it was there, tho?

[@digitalscott7732]

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec My best guess, one of the Council members asked for it. You can probably go find the VOD and figure it out youself, but I dunno which one this was.

[@vinegar...]

real

[@ordinal6693]

hell yeah

[@yretgggjj9427]

"walk sideways like the crab you are" lmao

[@Funnymanfx]

The editing in this video is superb, especially little things like at 6:25. Edit: also 8:03

[@arrowb.8438]

Doug Doug saying "Hey people only like potatoes because of the seasoning/additives."...... Doug... that is how seasoning functions. It makes food better.

[@Lock5001]

ngl this is one of the much more engaging and fun exercises, this is exactly a perfect blend between streamer and Chat engagement to add a perfect balance of chaos to the gameplay; absolutely cannot wait to see more of this, this is inspiring and now I want to make a campaign where it's a guy who has to play with other plays who all ghosts who haunt and posses him to do things as he tries to do a traditional dnd run

[@bluefighter187]

Twitch chat will never be satisfied

[@markdswan]

Like my wife.

[@scramblz5053]

Like my exwife

[@bluefighter187]

Like my drug urges

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Unless they get to frolic in Zoorbies and farts.

[@JosephShemelewski]

Like my alcoholism

[@GoldenOwl_Game]

I certainly wasn’t expecting to hear Star Rail’s battle music in a DougDoug video

[@Bannana_Bob]

Literally how every stream should work.

[@kareshy6549]

The Herta Space Station theme makes me happy already.

[@shinysilverstardust]

2:18 Pinkie Pie being unable to die trough console commands honastly alligns with the mlp canon.

[@Strawberry_.pancakes.]

3:33 Doug knowing who Fluttershy is will never not be funny

[@Pearl_Blossom]

4:50 are they really flavorless or have your tastebuds been obliterated by all the olive oil and saltwater? Also, texture is a thing that exists and matters

[@lolucorn1]

Potatoes are flavourless and starchy. What makes them good is the fact they're one of the most versatile foods to exist and that's what makes them good. they taste good only because of other ingredients.

[@HotFootBunny]

​@@lolucorn1So basically like any other food? I wouldn't like a steak if it wasn't seasoned and cook, Usually when something is raw it doesn't taste good (the only real exceptions is most fruit)

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

@@lolucorn1 Would you say the same about rice?

[@lolucorn1]

@@HotFootBunny I mean... I don't like steak either but for unrelated reasons. You can eat it perfectly fine on its own though and it's perfectly serviceable. It's just a lot less versatile and fills out different flavour profiles than potatoes. Should mention that everything I say is, of course, my subjective opinion.

[@lolucorn1]

@@lemonlupinreuben5362 rice is fine on its own. Plain white rice is just better to me than cooked potatoes. In this case, though, I think this is actually more of the effect of not getting to eat it often and being associated with foreign cultures which makes it more appealing to me. This is worse reasoning than before, just so I'm clear.

[@thatmagichatguy8761]

The amount of running gags on the DougDoug channel is getting uncontrollable.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

✈️ info Jesus statue.

[@henriquemonteiro6767]

Not me playing Star rail while watching this just to hear the intro with a Star Rail song! XD

[@noox13]

That Star Rail music near the beginning had me so confused! I thought I had my game open somewhere for a min, lol!

[@NekoEchoflower]

18:17 Rainworld? On the DougDoug channel??? More of that please, so says the Council (I hope)

[@kh6853]

So says at least one member of the council (me)

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

more rainworld or :(

[@Rivulet_Enjoyer]

RAIN WORLD AT 18:17 !!! This has been your daily Rain World scouting program, have a nice day :)

[@mothmando2376]

@@Rivulet_Enjoyer literally doing a challenge run in rain world while watching the video. Pleasantly surprised me. :)

[@inschaal8454]

Good job soldier. Return to HQ to report your scouting

[@Theology.101]

JOHN SKYRIM NOOOO!!! DOUGDOUG IS KEEPING KZbin CHAT HAPPY PLEASE DONT KILL HIM

[@Pandinq]

0:18 WE ARE NOT IN HERTA’S SPACE STATION 😭 😭😭

[@justpodzol9681]

"If you like cooked chicken, you don't actually like chicken, you just like the heat from your oven" -DougDog

[@the-postal-dude]

stolen comment

[@ImNotSimon_totally]

2:19 pinkie casually crashing the game the moment Doug tries to kill her sounds accurate enough

[@twicethegalo]

0:17 The HSR soundtrack caught me SO off-guard as I was playing the game while watching lol

[@SawdEndymon]

7:47 that be a creepy grin😂

[@banana1658]

4:52im literally peeling potatoes for mashed potatoes rn wtf

[@JMenitta]

Doug's potato take could apply to so many kinds of food it's wild. "Pasta is just carbs, it's terrible and everyone agrees with me"

[@Pepeutra]

5:23 I deadass thought he was going to say "One cheese, two cheese, three cheese, blue cheese"

[@KazumaTheKloud]

I may be willing to let bygones be bygones in many situations. But I will never forgive DougDoug for saying Potatoes are bad. They are top tier food.

[@livenishikireaction]

cant believe doug tried to filibuster the council....

[@rat_mikey]

18:23 rain world jumpscare

[@strongerthanever2039]

Doug claims potatoes are chewy and all air???? That's literally the opposite of what potatoes are, no matter how you prepare them. I think this finally proves that Doug is just delusional and potatoes are good.

[@mallow2902]

Also the notion that potatoes needing extra ingredients to be tasty being a bad thing is ridiculous because there are several edible things like that. It's not a quality unique to potatoes, and even then, a plain potato isn't even close to the worst thing I've eaten.

[@strongerthanever2039]

@@mallow2902 EXACTLY! Things are allowed to have seasonings! It doesn't mean the base thing is automatically bad.

[@mallow2902]

@@strongerthanever2039 it's like saying flour is bad because it doesn't taste good by itself lol

[@strongerthanever2039]

@@mallow2902 Yeah, by that logic every single food on the planet is bad, because we season pretty much everthing. Or add things to other things. That's simply how cooking works. You add salt to your soup? Every ingredient you just used is bad. You put butter on a slice of bread? Bread is bad, you're just getting excited for the butter. Some people like to drink their coffe with milk or sugar? Coffe is bad now.

[@rodanfanfuku2112]

​@@mallow2902potatoes are bad regardless of what you put on them.

[@sniiiper3d645]

You should do a survival speedrun with a mod known as “He follows” inspired by the American film “It Follows” and when someone donates or something the creature is teleported closer💀💀💀

[@FireRose720]

16:05 - 16:43 So. I’m JadedRose on Twitch (the one who demanded Doug break into the museum) and I was sheltering in place during those big Texas fires when this stream happened so my internet company was overloaded and none of my messages went through for a long while which is part of why Doug was able to pull that off. Absolutely Rigged 😂

[@Justasillylol]

15:54 FDD mentioned!🎉

[@mlegs_]

THIS IS THE VIDEO FROM THE BROWSER EXTENSION

[@Pixelusually]

4:50 thats like saying you prefer the heat of your oven over whatever you're heating the oven with, you add things onto food to make it a whole meal

[@FlareBlitzBanana]

Lifehack: you can immediately make someone happy by letting them out of your basement

[@ctrllif3]

i don’t think i’ve seen a community like yours. you’re doing great doug

[@Itsunobaby]

One must imagine Douglas happy

[@stilljan8680]

"Chat! Kill him!" Has now become "Chat! Kill me!"

[@diarm77]

Impossible, they’re all depressed after the divorces

[@LambdaSymbol]

why did honkai star rail music start playing specifically Crises one of the battle themes that play while in Herta Space Station at 0:18

[@bismyth_7859]

Cuz its epic

[@Taxedbrass]

Twitch chat sounds like a Hollywood producer telling a young actress that she can "earn" a job.

[@jellywillreturn]

A porn bot stole this comment for like 100 likes, I don’t know if it got removed.

[@Taxedbrass]

@@jellywillreturn I live on through a digital heartbeat, then.

[@callysta5160]

​@@Taxedbrass you didn't have to be this metal in a yt comment but i'm here for it 😭🙏

[@Taxedbrass]

@@callysta5160 man I'm a real mf

[@DeadPerfection]

Doug not knowing about the Government Cheese Vault in Missouri is displeasing.

[@FabledBloom]

Star rail music goes hard

[@saucefreakystyle]

Ngl Doug pranked the council hard with the Hold On strat

[@alpho789]

15:52 fortnite default dance pog

[@thatname7298]

18:38 the start of the greatest dougdoug interaction lmao

[@hshot2000]

3:53 I think chat is in the right to be upset here considering Somalia is in an ongoing humanitarian crisis lol

[@potatronripe]

thanks Doug, now please let us out of the basement. We are all hungry

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

He just gave you nutritious unicorns and a 🦁 to sup on, and Zorbeez for dessert! Stop complaining! 😔 🐺

[@lisahansen471]

the voice of biblically accurate billy mayes is pretty cool

[@FreyaFjords]

8:03 that edit really cracked me up

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

Doug’s take on potatoes is maybe the worst thing to happen in the history of things

[@Voromire1]

Doug has the patience of a saint. I would have gone through so many "Council" members during this stream.

[@THEGASTLYAPPEARSInsertspookymu]

I can't believe that they are so sad! At least they get a free subscription of DougDoug air!

[@CobaltSkies21]

Huge props to whoever made the thumbnail, I love it!

[@Simmer-ssb]

I'm unhappy. Mods spawn Nazeem at Doug's house

[@Drekromancer]

This feels like a parley with a counsel of childlike, reality-warping gods

[@harenfricker6164]

The "kill the orphans" caught me off guard tbh😂😢😅

[@Brandongamesall]

This actually made me have spasms not just in my eyes, but in my brain and my spelch

[@LuneRWing]

One must imagine Twitch Chat Happy…

[@Flitch300]

7:52 - LEETTSSSS F*CCCKIINGGGGG GOOOOOO! SOMEONE ASKED THE QUESTION MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS (nor my wallet) COULD (afford to) ASK! 😁😂

[@davidpettigians]

Winterhold not being considered a major city makes me sad :(

[@joycourier]

this is probably one of your best ideas and that's saying a lot, i loved this

[@Choopchoop435]

"The situation in Somalia makes me very happy" - doug doug 2024

[@HonorJanas]

Because if it was all of Twitch Chat, it'd be damn near impossible.

[@icastmoustache9387]

4:38 doug: how much does cheese cost KZbin: so here's a food delivery app AD, just for you!

[@LuxDragon]

Just remember: without potatoes, you don't have French fries.

[@KoffeeB]

13:53 The fated Elgrim elixirs that Pajama Sam foretold

[@mallios13]

"I will choose three random assholes to throw me off during the tutorial because they're going to act like pissant toddlers making unreasonable demands while my hands are bound and I have no control." Skyrim: New Parent Edition