If Nintendo Owned Sonic

[@inanjarif1388]

I watched this 3 times over before realizing that both Samus and Sonic can roll into a ball. Huh,neat.

[@theofficialmemeapprovingkn1629]

Excellent comment. Approved.

[@chilliorganism]

Except Sonic is more invincible.

[@chrissysonicutdrloz]

Just had to use that catchphrase, huh?

[@alarkhar]

@@chilliorganism Any single body of water larger than a bathtub would like to disagree.

[@chilliorganism]

@@alarkhar I meant as a ball compared to Samus, not in general.

[@megaman37456]

"Paper Sonic" Never before have I wanted something so bad without realizing it.

[@kingdedede6982]

Dear god water would be horrific

[@TwinRiver100]

Now that I think about it, that could be an interesting game if the design was well done. I'm thinking something involving some kind of flip-book style special actions or just stuff that plays around with the different aspects of 2D animation.

[@Supperdude9]

I honestly want a Paper Mario/Paper Sonic crossover RPG. That would sell like hotcakes.

[@judejoy989]

Y E S

[@IcyDiamond]

Supperdude9 I mean they made a Mario rpg game with the Rabbids from Rayman so sure why not

[@krishnadoraisamy2121]

"Sonic, our new game just got a 93 on Metacritic!" Sonic Mania says hi

[@aarongrande2854]

Ye

[@milesedgeworth6353]

And 91 on metacritic says bye

[@booshter9714]

"Sonic Mania says hi" ... ... ... ... Alone!

[@danatedawg1018]

Krishna Doraisamy that’s a fan game lol

[@Electro777]

The likes on this coment were 666, now i changed it.

[@PuppetMasteronVHS]

It’s funny Sega owning Mario: Mario’s horrific nightmare that he just wants to escape. Nintendo owning Sonic: Sonic’s sweetest of dreams he never wants to wake up from.

[@shadowbladeandlightin8889]

*huh, neat*

[@austinreed7343]

When in reality, both would be equally horrific.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@austinreed7343 but it was clear Nintendo si good

[@realpartypl]

@@Ihaveagasmask with nintendo owning sonic, we'd never have fangames or SONIC FUCKING MANIA

[@geomania8533]

Can't blame Sonic for wanting to be with Nintendo. I mean have ya seen what happened to his games? Yea I'd head to Nintendo if I were him too to avoid all that

[@murt.]

Nintendo: *Owns Sonic* Fan Games: _Why do I hear boss music_

[@buddy5196]

Uh oh.

[@kubilusaurus2]

Nintendo flexeses there Legal muscle and gets fan projects taken down and threatens anyone who acknowledges it remember AM2R

[@thecarelessgamer926]

@@kubilusaurus2 So I once again found myself in a legal battle with nintendo

[@Hassan06675]

Well atleast we would get Quality Sonic Games Made By Its developer and not by fans

[@canalabandonado7663]

THAT WHAT I WAS THINKING XDDD

[@gabrielchan6475]

If Nintendo owned Sonic, then we would not be able to listen to all the great soundtracks in the Sonic games on KZbin

[@RakoonCD]

True that brother.

[@dof2477]

Yeah, Nintendo is afwul copyright hydra. Sega is often stupid, but Nintendo is literaly company of devil.

[@redactedgamersgd1788]

If Sonic owned by Valve then its basically Scout in nutshell

[@theanonymous5065]

if Sonic owned by Valve, there won't be Sonic 3.

[@ahmadkazan7994]

@loafhero 127Mr.Niceguy got copyrighted because his vedio about evidete island challenge had the hinoc boss theme.Talking about copyright and the vedio was 1 or 2 years after the games release.

[@thegamerator10]

"Our latest game just got a 93 on Metacritic!" They predicted Sonic Mania.

[@drim238]

Copiaste un comentario buuu

[@DJSlimeball]

@Sonic String The comment two comments below this one if sorted by top...

[@TheAuditorMoment]

@@drim238 who cares bruh. Comments are Comments

[@SaadGamerTubeHD]

The OG comment was 3 years ago

[@compitalc]

@@hessenic6862 ok

[@Zekium]

Sonic : "I'm not owned by Nintendo !" *See Samus on the same bed* Sonic : "And I don't care anymore :)"

[@jessicaedwin5358]

I didn’t get that joke

[@Zekium]

@@jessicaedwin5358 Isn't that obvious ?

[@jessicaedwin5358]

@@Zekium Well I’ll only be 11 in march so maybe that’s why

[@aweragedealsenjoyer1479]

Samus owned by sega masquote...sounds strange

[@Electro2007]

@@jessicaedwin5358 child

[@KitFoxboy]

I still think “Cream the Rabbit” sounds less like a character and more like a furry war cry.

[@wodahsean]

That's hilarious

[@skootus]

Yes

[@hop1083]

The image that has been placed in my head is incredible

[@Wiener-Fag]

*CREAM THE RABBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@professionalritarde4989]

I can't unhear this But God damn that's funny

[@Crazelord91]

Wasonic needs to be an actual character

[@mediocreviddygameplayer]

DinoDNA There's also Watails.

[@mediocreviddygameplayer]

DinoDNA Waluigi and Luigi, Tails and Watails.

[@bluemycool]

I Think I'd want to call him Swonic. I don't know. I think it just sounds better.

[@cyberwolfy37]

I think it'll be Zonic, since wario is mario with the m turned upside down.

[@ArthurKH358.2]

Crazelord91 -_- Wario’s greed and arrogance pisses me off

[@aceyspud551]

If Samus was in my bed, Sonic, I wouldn't complain about anything.

[@TheSherriea1]

Asa Holmes Weirdo.

[@TheSherriea1]

***** Stupid Perv.

[@TheSherriea1]

***** No You Shut Up Jerk.

[@boomboss5488]

but hes gay

[@25shadow11]

Don't you just love how one little comment on youtube can become a argument for no reason?

[@TricBrosStudios]

I love how all of these characters have a set personality in their own little Dorkly universe. Like Sonic is consistent here with his low brow series, Sonic for Hire. Mario is also very consistent with each short.

[@Fodimin]

Wasonic will now haunt me in my sleep, thanks.

[@dorkly]

we're wa-sorry

[@Fodimin]

Dorkly Never said it *wa*s a bad thing.

[@Fodimin]

***** My sentiments exactly.

[@VTH223]

Fodimin Layton WAAAAAAHSAWNIK! HEHEHEHEHEH!!!

[@Fodimin]

VTH Universe Nightskyline 2016 Stop.

[@NPC-en5bt]

Sonic wakes up again: aw common i almost got laid

[@peynnep6483]

by a Nintendo Girl and not some CGI human creation that should have been destroyed by a timetraveller that wish to save the future

[@alienxotic5028]

@@peynnep6483 yup

[@Cappytain101]

More like Nintendo told her she was getting to new games and she ran out of the room in joy. and when Sonic mania came out Sonic had a brief moment of fame before Sonic forces came out and ruined everything for him again.

[@arfn1973]

I have to infrom is "c'mon".

[@merchantziro4285]

Turns and sees Mother Brain. "Alright, I'mma head out."

[@maligibros3023]

If he didn't talk about all these 'friends' he could have had fun in his dream

[@AllenTheAnimator004]

So true...

[@footisman2059]

These ``friends`` mess up everything even in his dream.

[@gjtrue]

At least for 15 minutes anyway...

[@flamerodbarrel1311]

I thought Blaze was a fan favorite from. The fans.

[@CarpettinginMotel.townson]

I like the side characters of the Sonic world. If Sega actually utilized them better like in the Sonic Comics, maybe they wouldn’t be hated so much.

[@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard]

Right? They tried to rebrand in 2010, but the characters got even more irrelevant from there. Personally, I just want a new spin on Sonic Heroes.

[@Cendrail0001]

​@@wariothemilkman The problem is that in most modern games they are mostly just there to cheer Sonic and don't do much else. People want them to do stuff, and even play as them like in SA 1 and 2, instead of just Sonic.

[@orangeslash1667]

@@Just_Some_Yonko_With_A_Beard I recommend Freedome Planet, it kinda like 2d Sonic, but with more story.

[@flamerodbarrel1311]

​@@Cendrail0001 I guess that's one reason but don't just hate on the characters just for being their.

[@Cendrail0001]

@@flamerodbarrel1311 Agreed. I don't hate the characters, only their empty presence in games. The comics do wonders in that regard.

[@goodfarsight5212]

I couldn't tell who Samus was until she said Federation. The Metroid helped.

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Charlie Pierce good thing that metroid prime federation force hinted at a new metroid game likely (prime)

[@JonTheGameNrd]

Haruhi Suzumiya Hey, Nintendo called. You were right.

[@kevinward550]

Charlie Pierce 200Th like

[@mct_3551]

i didn't know till the metroid showed up

[@cheesypies]

600th like yeessss clicking it from 599 to 600 is so strangly satisfying

[@Derpageddon]

I wonder what Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games is like in this timeline...

[@ironmaster6496]

Derpageddon Sonic and Mario at the olympic games

[@icnasepll930]

ironmaster64 ....Yep.

[@jaketheberge1970]

Derpageddon Probably like Munich.

[@zavierashley1252]

You mean sonic and mario at the Olympic Games

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Holidays for Sonic. Work for Mario...

[@dannyfenlon2476]

Ironic how after this sonic and samus both got awesome games

[@bigbangpegasusmaster]

we don't know if MP4 will be good though, we don't even know which studio is making it (though I've heard Samus Returns is good, so I guess it counts)

[@lucaschristensen3957]

Cough cough sonic forces

[@imnightmare101]

Cough cough, Sonic Mania.

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

Yeah but then sonic forces

[@Chrims27]

I liked Sonic Forces *fcking finally i can play Shadow*

[@PB-N-Jenny]

Sonic and Tails: Eggman's inside story must be surprisingly good lmao

[@veronicabermudez4802]

But extremely dark

[@FrannyMichelle-xl9mq]

Also the og Sonic & Tails: SuperStar saga :D

[@FrannyMichelle-xl9mq]

@Grounded Shikami That sounds even cooler!

[@jaco8822]

​@Grounded Shikami Chaos Emerald Saga

[@bonedude666]

That sounds awful. Gimme 16 copies.

[@ProtoMario]

The safe word is Federation Force 🤣🤣🤣

[@alejandrotenorio80]

Aren’t you another gaming channel?

[@dandeodelacruz6046]

hi man

[@adeleinetheartist8267]

The safe word is "Federation Force"

[@juliusseizure3034]

Earth Federation Force

[@statesofstraya]

Fgfggghfeeeeeeeifidmzmskakajkwkwaiaisisisiick k m me Kiskksossoosskkxkc,cksosososososososososososo Me is 2.........

[@dorkly]

Wasonic > Shadow

[@ranchreviewer9040]

Dorkly xD

[@AleT118]

D E L E T E L E T

[@Kostyurik]

Wasonic? Wanic!

[@MasterJunior93]

Dorkly blasphemy!!

[@wiibrockster]

Dorkly YES...

[@ThatBunnyDude]

How about "If Square Enix Owned Pokémon"? I'd like to see that video!

[@whaleping]

Kieran Hammersley Yes... Do it.

[@Nikke-nn5mn]

Pretty much the same but everyone has an edgy anime hair cut

[@Narlaw1199]

What if Atlus owned Pokémon... wait.

Kieran Hammersley every pokemon has greatest hair of all time and the games called pokemon the last adventure and it has more than 20 games! also complicated plot and feels.

[@NakazoraGen]

+Narlaw1199 That... would be epic. XD

[@destroyerkitty9434]

This video forgets the fact that Mario has hundreds of secondary characters, with 50% of their personalities being “I’m in a party game”

[@valentinkambushev4968]

Apparently, when Mario does it- it's cool.

[@jaco8822]

Waluigi's backstory is "I got invited to tennis by Wario."

[@Rubyshedinja33]

Probably a better fate than simply disappearing from the main games Like cream the rabbit

[@mekiherring2088]

@@Rubyshedinja33 the boy geno

[@valemontgomery9401]

Yeah, Sonic’s critics loved to just invent criticisms back in the day.

[@mr.l8723]

Then Sonic tried killing himself after that movie trailer, but he has 99 lives

[@konikonitrainerwill5969]

*stabs him 99 times*

[@ShortStoryLuke]

He has infinity lives thanks to the glitches found in sonic adventure 1.

[@Arch13Cat]

28 STAB WOUNDS!!! (Plus 71 extra)

[@bluegen6281]

No, he has 256

[@Arch13Cat]

Bluegen M that’s the block limit on Minecraft

[@rosegold8115b]

Wait... Federation Force... Force, Sonic, SONIC FORCES!!!

[@friendlyneighborhoodrobot9773]

Golden Magikarp *MINDBLOW*

[@DaKingKayden]

mind BLOW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@montydoesgames]

Golden Magikarp Mind...................................... *BLOWN*

[@DeadlyLad]

Wait... Sega... Sega, Sonic Forces, SEGA FORCES SONIC GAMES!!!!

[@SBMBMPSPPS69]

MindF*cked to the max

[@thekiss2083]

And then Sonic's new game got delayed for two and a half years.

[@samiamtheman7379]

And then it was 5 years since the last game and 10 years since the previous game that was actually good.

[@thekiss2083]

samiamtheman 73 Don't talk shit about A Link Between Worlds tho

[@samiamtheman7379]

TheKiss I was talking about Metroid. 5-ish years since the last game and 10 since the previous title that was actually good.

[@thekiss2083]

samiamtheman 73 Gotcha. Yeah it has been 5 years since the last Metroid. It would sure make things worse if they put out an ill-conceived portable spinoff at the worst possible time. Luckily nobody at Nintendo hates Metroid THAT much

[@malikcrim13]

TheKiss lol

[@joewilenzik9119]

Tails: the only downside is that Nintendo keeps censoring our fan’s work. Sonic: really? Tails: yeah. Sonic: WOO-HOO!

[@acethelemon7039]

Sonic.exe fan-games: Oh no Mesa disappearing

[@joewilenzik9119]

@@acethelemon7039 Sonic: double woo-hoo!

[@nicolewhite3157]

@@joewilenzik9119 tails: but some really talented game devs got got sued for over 20 million dollars I tried to get Nintendo to hire them but

[@joewilenzik9119]

@@nicolewhite3157 Sonic: Tails. They drew you pregnant.

[@nicolewhite3157]

@@joewilenzik9119 tails: ................. what?

[@SuperToma9k]

The safe word is: Metroid Prime 4.

[@Noah-gn2gu]

Daniel M You do realize what you're implying, right?

[@elnarcocharro6072]

Noah :3 I d

[@TrueMachwind]

what was the reference

[@andregon4366]

When this video was made Federation Force was announced (a shitty game), now that Metroid Prime 4 was announced it's only natural for the safe word to be Metroid Prime 4.

[@wingedbluj1674]

Metroid Prime 4 feels more like a turn on than off.

[@palindinX]

Sonic For Hire..... Continued?!?!? Oh god, finally!

[@VeenanNorvius]

i wish

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Kill Bill crap

[@ralphjeremy6590]

i think this video is considered a sonic for hire 2 (if it wasnt sonic's dream lol)

[@VideoMonkey259]

I freaking wish.

[@BigT.Larrity]

WiiManElite *cough* kickstarter

[@neko-kun4356]

People say they're haunted by Wanic but I'm haunted by the Sonic x Samus ship

[@kenbraden7103]

Neko- kun it’s wasonic

[@misterlist3140]

AdorableKitties YT No it aint

[@penguinpenguinpenguin]

@@misterlist3140 yes it is

[@stripesthetiger1823]

Im haunted by sonic x samus ship too

[@anon2447]

you...you haven't seen the Sonic fandom's fanart.

[@leyroy1289]

0:40 you do have a rival but he's just a fun goofball not some violent edge-lord Walusonic: WAHHH

[@Spongyboi897]

Wamic the Hedgehog!

[@TumericShigaraki]

93 percent on Meta Critic? Dorkly predicted Sonic Mania.

[@redsunflowers564]

Actually,I believe it got an 86.

[@Hectopath2006]

No way. Thats wayyyyyy past low.

[@leebydeeby]

The Wario Sonic's name has to be Wanic It's too perfect to be a coincidence even though it is

[@kenbraden7103]

A Mechanical Leviathan NO it should be called wasonic

[@alluseri]

Wanish

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

Or Zonic

[@NicoToonsTV]

Wasonic

[@superawesomemario1331]

I agree with Zonic plus I think if Tails had a rival, he should be called Zails

[@genevievesweet7741]

Ironically, Nintendo is being nice to Samus now.

[@pototatoes3333]

Nah, they legit made Federation Force to troll people and hype Samus up.

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

///// ///// no it was to keep them satisfied until a real metroid game came out

[@MikeDaddy]

Unless you count Smash where she has the most uninspired moveset since Ganondorf

[@Kakarotta17]

*cough cough* Metroid Prime 4 *cough cough*

[@Rubyshedinja33]

Dread

[@RedWAJAJAXD]

Mario's nightmare: Be part of Sega Sonic's nightmare: Be part of Sega

[@heiljewbacca4639]

But if Sonic had decent games the last 10 years we wouldn't have so many parodies.

[@englishhedgehog7]

Unleashed, Colours, Generations and arguably Lost World

[@cpMetis]

Unleashed is debatable, but Colours and Generations for sure. (I like Unleashed, just know tons of people hate it for some reason.)

[@letopcat2618]

No, unleashed is horrible.

[@ericatrent89]

Cia ever heard of an opinion?

[@whaleping]

Cia Sounds like you never played it or you are letting the lame child in you who is bad at video games control you.

[@RisingMushaMist]

Sonic in 2020: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOVIE'S A HIT !?!

[@planeslyville4645]

Tails: Yeah! We got good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes!

[@ahmadkazan7994]

@@planeslyville4645 honestly he got 64 for being "plain funny".No one really trust film critics these days and the proof is 95% of the audience loved it.

[@Rgoid]

Sonic in 2020 wakes up: My movie bombed. So much for redesigning. Should have worked on the script instead, but noooooooooo.

[@kingbowser4542]

Sonic now: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE ALREADY WANT A SEQUEL?!?!

[@NuggetOG]

@@ahmadkazan7994 the movie wouldve gained 5 extra points if it didnt floss...twice. JUST WHY. his trailer dance was good enough, no it was better

[@Nojical]

Sonic for Hire is canon in the Dorkly universe?

[@soobs933]

Sonic for Hire was made by Dorkly lol

[@soobs933]

+Гаврил Абрамов You're right. Lowbrow does voice acting for Dorkly my bad.

[@Basher.G]

Thorn Technically Machinima if I'm not wrong.

[@thelostwarriors7862]

Thorn i just check and it was posted by machinima

[@ULTRABEAST]

The Lost Warriors made by lowbrow and posted on machinma

[@jhihowbvow]

0:46 WAHNIC! And Watails but yeah

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

Wails

[@leeroyjenkins4102]

“Cream the Rabbit” _Zootopia just got a whole lot more interesting.”_

[@josephnewsome2935]

Stop it get some help

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

@@josephnewsome2935 Thank you. Cream is 6 years old! Besides she doesn't deserve hate.

[@tristenholley1512]

@@mr.classicragememerook96 what no that wasn't directed towards cream that was a joke at the expense of the Character Judy Hopps from Zootopia

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

@@tristenholley1512 I know but i don't care.

[@tristenholley1512]

@@mr.classicragememerook96 ...okay?

[@theinglorious8963]

Sonic is fuckin lucky. He gets to smash samus

[@funkylion90s]

Master gaming of the future Sonic always gets the babes, despite being a Hedgehog.

[@Burn_Angel]

The *human* babes too, it seems...

[@crashpal]

"Falcon Punch"

[@pierrebegley2746]

❌tra *T H I C C*

[@blueghost312]

*ThiCC*

[@crackheadoncrack8972]

the fact he pronounced it “tickle the echidna” saddens me

[@GraveUypo]

you only just made me realize he meant tikal. i thought he was mocking knuckles.

[@photonsOrigin]

Yet another furry war cry.

[@midnightarcanacentraltv5815]

Finally somebody said it!

[@TheRealSlaky]

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-kal the echidna

[@connorprado9810]

@@photonsOrigin . . . don't they have scales?

[@dzseneraloficcial]

Watching this in 2021, I think that both Metroid Dread and Sonic Frontiers are both of these characters’ dreams come true.

[@el-verdadero_mordecai-456]

Yeah if sega take sonic frontiers well

[@Gamesmarts194]

Frontiers isn't out yet and also Nintendo cancelled Prime 4 so... Edit: okay so this comment aged poorly lol

[@dzseneraloficcial]

Correction: *Can potentially be* both of these characters dreams come true*

[@wormmm_h]

Super Metroid and Sonic 2.

[@1Thunderfire]

​@@Gamesmarts194 Prime 4 didn't get cancelled; it more or less just got restarted.

[@jowysw]

To be fair, the ending of this video is now outdated XD

[@greatgoblin3065]

...I'd ship it.

[@yebo1457]

Outdated or not, it has piqued my interest and I demand more!

[@HollywoodLego]

Samus: The safe word is.....federation force.... Nintendo: Congrats Samus! You got 2 new games coming out! ^^ Samus: Oh? Really? (Looks at sonic) SEE YA! (Walks out of room) Sonic: NOOOOO!!!! DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 😭

[@optimusN64]

And then Jody summers walks in!

[@setsers1]

🤣

[@gaylord2170]

Sonic: oh well if you can't beat em dream em (Gos back to sleep)

[@isauldron4337]

Sega: we made sonic mania! And Forces

[@johnabraham3109]

And are either of them have a 93 on Metacritic

[@dvirarazi7351]

If Sonic was owned by Nintendo you could say the fan games goodbye

[@dvirarazi7351]

very mature

[@dvirarazi7351]

what does bringing up a relevant issue with the company being talked about in the video has to do with being immature?!

[@Donnyvoon]

don't argue with the moron who insulted you because you have already won they have nothing to back up what you said in a civil manner. I agree with what you said about Nintendo, those greedy japanese business men are anti consumerists

[@Kristoph567]

I agree. I mean, Sega's games are... questionable. Some are good, some are bad. And they allow all fan games to exist, which is neat. Nintendo has strong streak of solid games going, so they have nothing to fear from fan games, because there is no way, any of them will be comparable to their level (as opposed to Sega). And yet, they apparently, they murder any fan game there is. Seriously, why? As much as people criticize Sega for their games, they allow all Sonic fan games to be made, and many of them are way past cool.

[@_.-.]

All 10 of them

[@kartezbrown9460]

You know looking back on this, it sure is a good that the Mario RPG fans didn't find this video because they would have CRUCIFIED the "keeping the cast small" take, especially during the "Toad only" drought.

[@symbiotesgod2462]

Oh yeah sonic

[@MitchellTheMitch]

SYMBIOTES God no one thought to comment, except me.

[@jeffersonochoa1860]

*O H Y E A H S A N I C*

[@Ramen_Zombie]

666, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

[@magma1264]

Oh yeah sonic

[@Տարոն-հ4ֆ]

It's a me, Sonic

[@smbmadman1]

Paper Sonic went downhill after the original trilogy

[@dirtkiller23]

Ryan S. paper sonic sticker star and color splash.

[@myuqiyoubitch]

Parodies are hard to make

[@trueblue5691]

Doesn't help that the Sonic Party games have been poor as of late

[@jonathanfunvideos3090]

And sonic kart also went downhill after pink gold Amy

[@spiritoutcast9087]

At least we have Sonic Odyssey! Great game! Especially compared to Mario Forces.

[@Christoph8]

Who still remembers Nack the Weasel?

[@Sloth7d]

christoman64 Sonic Triple Trouble was awesome.

[@Christoph8]

Sloth7d One of my favorite games, along with Sonic Blast!

[@Christoph8]

Para Like the Eggman/Robotnik thing?

[@GhostGuy99]

christoman64 Me.

[@Christoph8]

Mason Hoffman *high five*

[@naturalace5375]

Nack the Weasel is not one of Sonic's "lame" friends; he's one of Sonic's "lame" enemies. Also does Dorkly even know that there are other Sonic villains besides Eggman?

[@somethingfunny2199]

I want a Wasonic and Wawaluigi series

[@Kuebel350]

*Wails

[@Donuts-cl7el]

No, it would be Wasonic and Watails

[@cybersoul2809]

Donuts1998 He's refering to Waluigi's nemesis Wawaluigi

[@EvilApple567]

WAH WAH WAH!

[@kenrickkahn]

And I agree!!!

[@lennychurch]

I'm curious as to how Nintendo could pull off Sonic Kart without having a lot of supporting characters to work with.

[@tonywoods1226]

Enemies

[@KTEXE-xj6lg]

Like how they added koopa in super mario kart

[@crashpal]

Waaaaaa

[@photonsOrigin]

Sega All-Stars Racing IS available on most older consoles. (Xbox 360, PS3, 3DS, Wii U)

[@wondershowzn]

Am I the only one who finds Sonic of all characters ridiculous in a racing game where he isn't running? He could literally win every race on foot. I swear, the idea to have him drive was just to make it seem fair that he couldn't win every race. Personally I wish we had a sonic racing game whether it's like multiplayer on Sonic 3 or like the running mini game in Sonic Mania. Even the multiplayer in Sonic Adventure 2 where there were foot races with obstacles were more fun. Besides, Sonic hasn't technically done Kart racing in his games. Riding hover boards and driving full size race cars aren't Karts, but I see the idea.

[@NoName-bg7lw]

Wait if Nintendo owned sonic, what about hotel sonic

[@griff_irl3709]

The Icecream I hope she made lotsa chilli dogs

[@EnharmonicYT]

And what about "Sonic is Missing"?

[@nourtakrouri3529]

The random Icecream t nintendo

[@Elfcheg]

How about some Sonic CDI, mah boi

[@crashpal]

"You Dare Bring Phillips into Nintendo's Lair You Must DIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"

[@vanderquakSP]

If Nintendo were ever to actually own Sonic, these would be some of the pros and cons: Pros: Sonic would have a lot of actually good games(because Nintendo knows how to treat their franchises). Cons: Sonic’s fan games and music soundtracks would be taken down.

[@wariothemilkman]

And Sonic Colours/Lost World would be our example of how the games would all probably go None of the fan favorites like Adventure would ever happen

[@RayTheSnivy]

"Nintendo Knows how to treat their franchises" F-Zero Metroid (during the Wii U Era) Chibi Robo

[@vanderquakSP]

@@RayTheSnivy To be fair, when I said “Nintendo knows how to treat their franchises,” I sorta meant “Nintendo knows how to treat Mario, Zelda, and Pokémon.”

[@NiteHuntRick]

Wrong. Nintendo has a history of making really terrible games just as much as they have making really great games. Have you played every Mario Game from best to worst? Have you played Hotel Mario

[@orangeslash1667]

@@RayTheSnivy The problem with Chibi Robo is that Nintendo never took Skip seriously, not helping matters that Chibi Robo's creator Kenichi Nishi left the company. So how can there be a new on without him????

[@zidanetribal1406]

Kid Icarus is also owned by Nintendo. Over 25 years and only three games total released.

[@GxRiku]

and yet the new one was pretty awesome wasnt it?

[@PyraXadon]

Uprising is goddamn amazing. It has wonky controls, but it's easy to get used to it, a great weapon system to customize how you want to play it, and an easy to use difficulty meter that ramps up the game how you like it. Plus humor, memorable characters, and Hades even predicted the future! We got time till we get the next game, so sit back and enjoy the ride! See you in 21 years my demonic buddy! (God I miss Viridi...)

[@GxRiku]

***** yeah that tsundere godess is cute af xD

[@PyraXadon]

She better be in the sequel, or I'm gonna be upset. Hell, she was even in smash, so clearly, Sakurai likes her too. Either that or he made that game to, so he could do whatever he wanted. I like my theory better.

[@PandFPinky]

Nintendo Only Cares About Popular Franchises

[@bloomingdaemon]

"The safeword is 'Federation Force'" "...I have a headache all of a sudden"

[@mrcream1461]

Guess you could say sonic BOOMED in samus

[@Treecko_2099]

Now that Metroid 2 and MP4 were announced, Captain Falcon would've fit the joke better. Even though it would be gay.

[@NoahWeisbrod]

SgtTreecko Only after ruining her characterization in Other M and taunting fans with Federation Force, the Metroid game without Samus or Metroids.

[@ROJOyNARANJA]

SgtTreecko IT COULD BE JUDY SUMMERS

[@grantcooper5799]

Well, Nathaniel Bandy's top ten sexiest Nintendo characters video had cap. Falcon in it...

[@alpharabbit2353]

Sonic spends most of his time with an 8 year boy. If he's not a little gay by now, then sex is completely absent from his mind

[@Krimberr]

SgtTreecko yeah Metroid is actually running pretty well rn

[@prime7213]

It’s funny watching this years later because Nintendo has actually been showing Metroid an insane amount of love the last few years.

[@daviddaaannggg]

i feel like the fact that dorkly lipsyncs PIXELS so well is underrated

[@HandyAlacrity]

If Nintendo still owns Rare.

[@TheSherriea1]

Hassan Alkhaledy Ewww Your Stupid icon.

[@starbolt3667]

sherrie harden Ewww your stupid things that you like. Get Lost.

[@TheSherriea1]

Mega Man Please no Mega Man.

[@starbolt3667]

sherrie harden Too bad. As the Happy Mask Salesman always says, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

[@HandyAlacrity]

GioDragonTech that until one dark day, a company came from the sky, took away our favorite franchise, and this company is Microsoft

[@coldhedg3]

Super Sonic Maker Is Getting Famous...Huh, Neat.

[@ahmadkazan7994]

Super mario maker is just based on debug mode from sonic classics.

[@americanalligator1284]

@FrostByte "Huh, Neat." 👌🏻

[@photonsOrigin]

*Burn the cringey Sonic OCs.*

[@macaronisaladd]

As much as this is a parody video, this kinda shows you how different the perception of Sonic was back in the 2010s compared to now

[@StevenZephyc]

To be fair, Samus only got one shitty game…

[@Ace-qy8ce]

Steven Zephycrs but the series is kinda dead now

[@Zxzero36]

Steven Zephycrs I think it's more of that unless your Mario or Zelda you will get pushed to the back. For her anniversary all she got was a small game.

[@sgtpieman]

Steven Zephycrs Eh, more like two. Back to back. With like, what was it? 8 to ten years apart with no word of Metroid that whole time? And then on an anniversary. Plus the shutdown and removal of AM2R from the game awards for Best Fanmade Content or whatever category, while the people making Sonic fangames instead get a job for their efforts. Nintendo hasn't been treating Metroid right since... geeze, since about the release window for Wii. That's about 2 console generations ago, and the Wii/PS3/360 one was abnormally long so it might even be somewhat comparable to... a little under 3 console generations maybe?

[@EvilApple567]

Nah, it's been a dry spell since the Prime trilogy ended. Other M was shitty for Metroid standards.

[@Zxzero36]

SAW The Spartan Sonic is sorta Sega's "cash cow" I think they are trying to have the success like Mario does

[@fayeandfrasier]

"I'm owned by Nintendo and it ain't pretty" *Sigh* "Just give me the virus link"

[@taylorcny]

that ain't happining

[@KTEXE-xj6lg]

Nintendo kinda forgot about metroid

[@Ness_and_Sonic]

@@KTEXE-xj6lg Actually, I think it's Ice Climbers and F-Zero that they're ignoring now.

[@KTEXE-xj6lg]

@@Ness_and_Sonic F zero and ice climbers only live on in smash now there tectnitoly dead

[@Ness_and_Sonic]

@@KTEXE-xj6lg Kid Icarus went missing for quite some time before that 3DS game. Uprising, I think it was called.

[@sylvaticdaveo4486]

Sonic 64 was such a hit. Mario 06 on the other hand.

[@NuggetOG]

it couldve been great if the controls worked. for example in sonic 64, all of sonics attacks were fast and accurate and it only took a few minutes to get used to the controls and hours to master it. there are many speedrunning techniques that dont break the game but are still fun like the backwards dash jump. but mario on the other hand just moves as slow as an anvil and he looses any momentum since his jumps auto targets all enemies and the level design is super linear. even the star is broken since it is meant to last a limited time but becasue they werent bother to code it in it cause the game to be super easy while frustrating. sonic 64:9/10 couldve used some boss variety instead of 3 bowsers mario 06: 3/10 while trash it still has pretty decent music and it is enjoyable if youre with friends

[@brucesewing6183]

@@NuggetOG Don't You Mean 3 Eggmen

[@ps4pro668]

At least the Real time fandub for Mario 06 was good

[@guthriebarrett]

"Fang the Sniper, also called Nack the Weasel, is a fictional character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. He is an anthropomorphic jerboa-wolf and treasure hunter living in the Special Stage who tries to get his hands on the Chaos Emeralds for monetary purposes.He is a slick villain, but his aspirations are small-time. Fang uses a Popgun as his primary weapon and the Marvelous Queen "aerobike" as his mode of transportation."

[@wondershowzn]

He's Sonic's version of Wario, character-wise. The one motivated by greed.

[@cryocat2866]

I was half expecting a joke where Sonic says something like 'Oh boy! And I bet my fan games are super awesome!' and then Tails is like 'Fan games? We don't talk about blasphemy like that' and then the video gets taken down due to a copying strike.

[@RamblePrism]

The only thing that SEGA does and Nintendon't...

[@cryocat2866]

ZFighter1011 Because Nintendo's attitude to fan games is worse than Sega's attitude to fan games from a fan's point of view.

[@Redbird-dh7mu]

A Real Pichu well, on the bright side, Nintendo actually does give good quality games most of the time

[@ashermundo3766]

A Real Pichu deja vu

[@TeamSilvertail]

If Valve owned Sonic, there wouldn't even be a Sonic the Hedgehog 3.

[@superspies32]

But instead Sonic will have so many skins that value more than 1000 USD on RMT market, also he will got more with annual Battle Pass with 25% income will go to the price pool of Sonic speed run tournament.

[@Electricshrock]

And Sonic would have never spoken a word.

[@orangeslash1667]

@@Electricshrock There actually was plans for a Half life 2 ep 3 developed by Junction Point Studios, but there's one problem Disney bought Junction Point. To make matters worse Junction Point was shut down.

[@XshadOtakuX]

Yeah, Nintendo keeps their franchises simple. Nothing for good ol' Mario but simple 2D platformers, 3D platformers, sports spin-offs, RPGs, Paper RPGs, Olympic Crossovers, kart racing, Mario Maker, and all those dang Mario Parties! And of course, its small cast of Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Kamek, Daisy, Waluigi, the Koopalings, Fawful, Starlow, Toad, Toadsworth, Toadette, *Captain* Toad, King Boo, E. Gadd, Pauline, Rosalina, and of course we can't forget that Wario, DK, and Yoshi all have their own spin-off series full of other characters, too! Not to mention parallel worlds, time travel, and potential tie-ins to other beloved franchises. WHO COULDN'T FOLLOW ALL THAT?!

[@playaskirbyandwin267]

XshadOtakuX obsessive sonic fan?

[@XshadOtakuX]

More of a Mario fan, actually. I just didn't think this joke made a lot of sense. Plus, I just think Dorly picks on Sonic way too much; the joke's gotten stale

[@playaskirbyandwin267]

XshadOtakuX the thing is, it is funny in my opinion. besides, basically nobody likes sonic 06 and sonic boom. seriously, sonic is fun to pick on because he went to a dark place.

[@XshadOtakuX]

Maybe, but I think it's ridiculous that Sonic's had good games, too, even in recent years, and people either completely ignore them, or worse, group them into the bad games due to their own inflexible expectations, and just say sucking is Sonic's standard. Even though, in the grand scheme of things, there's only really a handful of Sonic games that are objectively terrible, everything else gets shat on because it's not specifically what people want. Sonic's got one of the hardest to please fanbases in the world, and because of that, the series struggles finding what it wants to be. Then, people write it off as Sonic Team not caring, or just having no idea what Sonic's about any more, not realizing how hard they're actually trying. To me, that's not funny; that's fuckin' sad...

[@bowmaj8666]

+XshadOtakuX Good to know that there are people out there who can talk some sense! I totally agree, people are just beating a dead horse when they make fun of Sonic games! And it wouldn't bother me so much if the games weren't directly affected by all of this negativity!

[@kewlsanic]

0:09 Not when Sonic Mania has Appeared

[@Gamesmarts194]

I love how even outside of Sonic for Hire, this voice for Sonic is always sleeping around lol

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

What about Silver the hedgehog, Jet the hawk, Charmy bee, Wave the swallow, Vector the crocodile, Knuckles the echidna, Froggy, Vanilla the rabbit, Espio the chameleon, Marine the raccoon, Sonia the hedgehog, Bunnie Rabbot, Shadow the hedgehog, Shade the echidna, Nazo the hedgehog, Chaos, Smalls the cat, Scourge the hedgehog, Bark the polar bear, Sally acorn, Storm the albatross, Mighty the armadillo, Honey the cat, Amy Rose, Bean the dynamite, Ray the flying squirrel, annnd Manic the hedgehog

[@dnmstarsi]

Arceus Lord of Creation Who??? I think I may have seen them in Paper Sonic or the Sonic the Hedgehog Super Show but not ringing a bell.

[@basic_exe]

Hence the "15 minutes later" sequence. Plus, Nazo's fanmade not canon

[@flamo2666]

yeah alot of characters but nobody really knows them yeah people do but you have to be a fan if you want to care about them

[@TechnicSky]

Arceus Lord of Creation Yo you forgot the purple weasel dog thing with a cap gun and that duck who has bombs Not to mention Mecha Sonic, Mecha Shadow, Mecha Knuckles, Antoine, Bunni the Rabbot, Uncle Chuck, Becoe and Decoe, Shadic, Snively, Metal Sonic, Maria Robotnick, Omega, that other small robot from the Sonic fighting game and from Sonic X I forgot his name, but he basically made Cream destroy him, then there's Super Sonic 3, Chao, Hyper Sonic and Hyper Shadow, Super Knuckles and Super Tails and finally *BIG THE MOTHERFUCKING CAT*

[@ultimateblade4127]

I feel like I should be ashamed for knowing a good chunk of those.

[@TheLoneLoony]

*Fun Fact:* Dr. Eggman has his own Harley Quinn. Her name is "Thunderbolt the Chinchilla".

[@lucasreaves3791]

TheLoneLoony Uhhh...🤔

[@TerribleVA]

I love how these things are slowly turning around, I wouldn't mind a redo of these videos honestly

[@ng_canadian]

So, after Sonic and Samus hooked up - they both announced two games - one in 2D, one in 3D each.

[@lizkelly1388]

sex

[@lizkelly1388]

So what are you doing today

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

Still better math than the Atari Jaguar.

[@ScionStorm1]

They should hook up more often.

[@viophireseriyuu]

Dats lot of milk

[@jinx1987]

1:23 Metroid: Huh, neat

[@faded9581]

Would the minimalist story and characterization being reduced to a few vague personality traits and mannerisms ever have worked for Sonic, jokes aside? I don’t think it would have. He never would have taken off if he was portrayed in this manner.

[@Gogetossj50]

It's not just the story and characterization: I think the sales of Sonic Lost Work show that Mario's style of gameplay and aesthetic's just don't work with Sonic.

[@painvillegaming4119]

No it wouldn’t have That literally what is happening right now And the brand feel deader then ever (let hope the 30 year game is good )

[@Blanktester685]

excatly, gonna love all the people who act like mario games are perfect and nintendo can do no wrong.

[@sonicmariogaming2222]

This also implies there’s a spin-off RPG series called “Sonic & Tails.” Not gonna lie…I actually really want to see that.

[@Xx_deadmeme_xX]

WAsonic .................I have no more words to say

[@BadleeGuy]

It's Wanic.

[@AAhmou]

WANIK... because Sanik wasn't enough.

[@wolfie23288]

XD

[@Xx_deadmeme_xX]

WA........................

[@randomrandom450]

federation force

[@Krystalmyth]

Damn Sonic kisses hardcore when you need a safeword.

[@photonsOrigin]

Nah, Samus is a freak, my guy.

[@Gothicslenderman]

I can't believe you didn't bring up. -Mario overshadowing 90% of Nintendo IPs. -Mario levels now just using the same Grass, dessert, icy themes -Constant focus on gimmicks -DMCA -KZbin Copyright -A fanbase that will pretend it's ok when Nintendo does any of these things and flip out when someone else does, even if they handle it better than Nintendo. -system with little to no memory (note Nintendo fans, I like Nintendo. And I was making a joke)

[@Physicalchemistry15151]

Gothicslenderman Ignoring 90% of IPs would have been nice to see in the video but nothing that has to do with Nintendo hardware since I'm getting sick of people talking only about that and rarely talking about software

[@TheOverlordomar]

***** HAH, yeah sure, sonic boom beats the hell out of Mario 3D world.

[@draketherogue6634]

0:57 how Ubisoft treats Assassins Creed

[@jalencarreras3416]

“Do I still have a lame overly edgy rival who uses guns?” Lol Solid Snake when him and Sonic were guest fighters in super smash Bros brawl😂

[@nowan8576]

I'm pretty sure he is talking about Shadow.

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

@@nowan8576 /whoosh

[@Macaulyn_97]

There are no guests in Smash

[@chilliorganism]

@@Macaulyn_97 What's wrong with you?

[@Macaulyn_97]

@@chilliorganism Dumb people like you

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

Oh yeah Samus. Nice to see Nintendo's treating her right. Not.

[@TheSherriea1]

Joshua T Lol.

[@tobor88]

Sad part is, they've always treated her like that.

[@_G.C]

But sonic shall be.

[@NosferatuSpider]

Konkey Dong I thought that I posted this comment *neat*

[@TheSherriea1]

Why are there Two Kongs?... O_O

[@solblackguy]

I'm naming that Sonic rival Cinos and nobody can stop me

[@yerrrsh]

BlueFlare1997 GENIUS!!!

[@ggk912daniel]

Do not steal.

[@Burn_Angel]

Nah, it'd be better to call him "Sonic". You get it? It's lke Sonic, but with the S upside down! ...please don't kill me.

[@paradoxzee6834]

You mean Wasonic

[@c_cubed]

Too Late

[@elpepe1614]

Look how times change

[@flmbyz]

1:07 - His TV should have been a Dominique Wilkins poster.

[@stormcutter59]

Funny as hell, but people really need to stop hating on Sonics friends. They were fine up until 06. And Sonic has always been "edgy". People dont know the meaning of that word. It means to go outside of your initial nature. Sonic has been that way since its beginning. Hes the dark and cool to Marios happy go lucky charm

[@walrusman151]

Joseph Franc Good point man

[@stormcutter59]

ash 151 thanks. It is true. Now 06 and maybe Shadow went WAY TOO hard! But like SA1 and 2, CD, sonic 3 and the like, thats where its at

[@walrusman151]

Joseph Franc Yea, favorite sonic games are the original, sonic and knucles, sonic cd, maybe sonic colours and generations too

[@stormcutter59]

ash 151 Generations was cool. Colors was fine. CD is probably my favorite though

[@walrusman151]

Joseph Franc Yea, just the sonic cd theme was brilliant. I only have it on a PS2 classic collection currently (but it means the graphics and music are super crisp) and use a fitting retro themed controller. Being more of a Nintendo man, I doubt I will ever get a sega mega drive and sega cd

[@plcthelegacy4131]

Holy Crap they answered my requests! Thank you dorkly.

[@dorkly]

;)

[@plcthelegacy4131]

Dorkly Holy Crap, Dorkly answered post. This day is Awsome.

[@IllousionsTrappedintheYouTube]

+PLC The Legacy Ahem, I also answered the request, thank you very much.

[@MichaelMartinez-le4pp]

was that Matt Frewer voicing tails?

[@MichaelMartinez-le4pp]

Ok cuz he uncannily sounds like Matt Frewer. Thanx

[@SmashBros1235]

The metroid joke aged like milk, since we got metroid 2 remake, and there making metroid dread and metroid prime 4

[@roetemeteor]

And then sonic mania happened.

[@myuqiyoubitch]

roetemeteor yeh boi

[@TheyMightBeDead]

And THEN Sonic Forces happened

[@frenchiestfry7458]

Benjamin Gavrin your right it’s gonna take 16 years

[@mrtuxedo1467]

That wasn’t even made by Sega

[@loganladue9942]

And then Sonic forces happened.

[@vegetaalmighty8649]

0:29 since when does Sega respect us? lmmfao

[@SuperWiiBros08]

I just noticed it has the cast of sonic for hore,.. neat.

[@JustCallMeHeavy]

i see you.

[@johnalogue9832]

No, no. Samus was for hore. You got the ending of the video backwards. That was an awful joke. I apologize in advance.

[@Dr.Gaming98]

ProbeVoyages as a wise man once said, "I've done worse"

[@tanjajan53]

i accpt your excuse from thepast and give you 1 like

[@SpeedDragonPonyHedgehogRacer]

This is truly the definition of how painful the 2010s was for Sonic

[@vocalcalibration8033]

I really can't imagine Nintendo owning Sonic would be as lovely as everyone seems to think. Also... Nack was a villain.

[@WilberWoolbear]

VocalCalibration But wasn't his name Fang the Sniper?

[@vocalcalibration8033]

Mrloserdan He had two names, it had something to do with the Japanese and English translations or something. What perplexes me is that they even brought up Fang when talking about Sonic's friends, he hasn't been in a game since Sonic the Fighters beyond a couple easter eggs.

[@Battle_64]

It would still be a lot more lovely then Sega owning it. Haha

[@vocalcalibration8033]

***** I'm inclined to disagree.

[@sharkjumpingwalrus6744]

@VocalCalibration That was kinda the point of them sticking Samus at the end. Sonic was just dreaming about what he thinks it would be like.

[@Nonjola]

The Super Mario cast is actually quit huge at this point. We have Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Bowser, Bowser Jr., the 7 Koopalings, Toad, Toadette, Toadsworth, Yoshi, Birdo, Wario, Waluigi, Kamek, DK, Diddy Kong, King Boo, Petey Piranha, Nabbit, Boom-Boom and Pom Pom. The problem with Sonic is not the fact that they have to many characters, the problem is they have to many of the same type of character. Most of Sonic friends are action heroes like him.

[@Redbird-dh7mu]

Erich Scheidle the sonic characters tend to appear in a game and get thrown away never doing anything important, not to mention they tend to bring in new characters quite often

[@Nonjola]

Redbird7311 Yeah that's also one good point. Look at Sticks the Badger. After Sonic Boom she will probably faith slowly away. Look at what haben to the Babylon Rouges.

[@Redbird-dh7mu]

Erich Scheidle yep, it is character overload, they keep making so many and they all get thrown away in the end doing nothing important. What is worse is that it seems Sega just keeps making new characters and they follow the same fate. I mean, look at the girl from '06, she is a princess, and like sonic... that is all, no character development, if they are going to introduce new character, they should do it like they did with shadow, give good character development and don't turn them into an edge lord from edge-town with a side of edge

[@Nonjola]

Redbird7311 In Project 2017 the want to introduce another new character. They never learn from their mistakes.

[@Redbird-dh7mu]

Erich Scheidle yeah, they won't/can't make any good foundation for good characters because they keep making new ones rapidly, they really need to just say "we have too many characters, before we make any new ones, we need to flesh out our current ones in the next few games" otherwise it will be the same stuff over and over again

[@danieluzumaki14]

I miss Sonic For Hire :'(

[@alud.8935]

Yeah we all do but Machinama must be stopped

[@ukhistorian]

I miss "You're watching a poster."

[@suroguner]

6 years later and Sonic's games are actually getting better.