If Sports Were People

[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Fast Food Restaurants Were People" next! 👉 infj.me/43H219k

[@merlinsbeard9746]

No

[@ClubENTP]

I hope there's no In-and-Out! That might be in appropriate for the childrenzes.

[@veracuskar3017]

How about diets?!😸

[@independentfilms4519]

breh u forgot cricket

[@viviisotostudios]

Can you do a version with my sport? I do sailing! I would love to have it in a video.

[@Radioactive3.c4n]

For a second I almost thought that Frank went off-charecter when boxing was advertising 😂

[@Mark723]

But the big question is: did you pay the $99 as requested...?

[@Radioactive3.c4n]

@@Mark723 Noo...

[@flameking2178]

It took me a while to realize that it was referencing pay per view

[@zacharymogel9500]

I don’t get that joke

[@ianaxel1111]

how much creativity can there be in this guy's mind

[@Mark723]

And it's such a handsome mind as well...

[@ianaxel1111]

@@Mark723 Frank is a married guy

[@sw9618]

@@ianaxel1111 doesn't stop innocent, but meaningful compliments.

[@i.-.-.-.-.-.-..-..--a-h1y]

​@@Mark723with a kid

[@AnniePants367]

I’m engaged and partner and I both think he is a very handsome man :) Obviously all respect to Mrs. FJ, I bet she is amazing too!! But I hope the comments don’t offend him… :(

[@rib2593]

First I was confused why football was so quiet, I was expecting it to be screaming, fighting something but then "American Football" Came out and well. My predictions were proven right :)

[@dreamcatcher9360]

I thought the same thing

[@emcash7042]

“That’s your third concussion this month!” “Yeah, but it hasn’t affected me at all!” “What are you looking at we’re over here!” 😂😂

[@LucijaC24]

The fans rioting in the streets no matter if the team wins or loses sent me! -greetings from Europe

[@edi0157]

That is just the average Balkan or South American derby tbh

[@tomriddle8933]

They could also be talking about Philadelphia.

[@bloomeraklyon5842]

Yup that is how it is over here in the UK 😅

[@haseebminecraftplayerpro9690]

When you introduce super cup to Europe:

[@JanineStoryteller]

😂😂😂 the footballer faking the injury was brilliant! Thank you yet again for these fun vids!

[@JanineStoryteller]

@YUBuliMi and?

[@BookwormBets]

He should have said “Ref” repeatedly though

[@andyhodgson7882]

When the world needed him most, he returned.

[@ikindajustexist520]

he didn’t upload for 6 days.

[@andyhodgson7882]

@@ikindajustexist520 I was talking about the 'If Blank Were People' series.

[@ikindajustexist520]

@@andyhodgson7882 oh

[@andyhodgson7882]

@@ikindajustexist520 YEAH!!! Kool-Aid Man joke.

[@andyhodgson7882]

@@lucalucanez Indeed, Newton.

[@masonpyle5929]

The fact you had American Football and Association football/soccer get in a fight is one is the most accurate parts from this video. Since those two sports hate each other. This needs a sequel with NASCAR , European racing leagues, softball, and Bowling.

[@akmalbasyhaazis]

Formula 1, FIA WEC, GT3 NASCAR, Indycar, DTM, Super GT MotoGP, World SBK, IOMTT battle royale

[@chrisrj9871]

Tennis, water polo, Olympic swimming, gymnastics, X-Treme Skateboarding, wrestling, surfing, skydiving...

[@trinaq]

Frank is literally beating himself up in this sketch. Also, please cover Musical Instruments next! 🎶♥️

[@Chigger]

Sousaphone: Once again, I AM NOT A TUBA! Steel Drum: You know what else you're not? Piano: Polyphonic? Steel Drum: Chillaxin'!

[@beccacoleman498]

Yes!

[@adyear3168]

Fight Club with sports 😎

[@ClubENTP]

1:50 American Football Calling Football, "Soccer" Priceless!!!! LMAO !!!! 🤣😂😅

[@Mark723]

My neighbor knocked on my door to ask "What is so funny?

[@ClubENTP]

@@Mark723 LMAO!!!!

[@clarehidalgo]

I mean Soccer is short for Association Football

[@wvu05]

​@@clarehidalgo And it was the term that a) England used when they taught us the game, and b) was actually the preferred term in England until the 1980s.

[@paulinaderegowska4757]

​@@wvu05 Oh, so it's all England's fault. Good to know.

[@masonmount17]

Thank you for calling Football football, I deeply appreciate this as an American fan lol

[@GMan17256]

Same lol

[@kairavpatel1392]

Same

[@rebecapascoal7740]

Same

[@jonathanbarkins8480]

Same as a Norwegian fan. I've nothing against American football, but if they don't want to say the "American" part, they could at least add even just a single letter to it to make it less confusing.

[@MarcoReus1109]

Same

[@nonsense618]

As someone who knows little about sports but had to deal with 8 kinds of jocks in high school, this is accurate

[@Ch33tahf33t1996]

the boxing pay per view bit had me ROLLING it's so accurate

[@charmanderlover6433]

Can we get a part two with Olympic sports(swimming, fencing, archery, ice skating, bobsledding, etc), or less talked about sports(kickball, softball, ultimate frisbee, tennis, badminton), or even older sports (jousting) come into play? (Pun intended) Also, loved golf not being able to concentrate and keeps missing his drink! That was a brilliant touch!

[@nehalilisays]

+ the horse riding stuff

[@hannahdoesacting5820]

+ dancing (yes dancing is technically a sport and being technically right is the best kind of right)

[@charmanderlover6433]

@@hannahdoesacting5820 It is a sport. More of an artsy sport, but a sport nonetheless. Would love to see what FJ would do with dancing in something like this XD

[@hannahdoesacting5820]

@@charmanderlover6433 me too

[@captainpolar2343]

@@charmanderlover6433 no marching band? you guys are lame

[@trinaq]

I love Curling's Canadian accent, eh, as well as Football's Scottish voice! 🤣😂

[@EresirThe1st]

Scottish??? Sounded like a London accent to me

[@annelyle5474]

Yeah, no, that wasn't a Scottish accent. Vaguely London/SE England - better than Dick Van Dyke, nowhere near as good as James Marsters

[@Waffles_marbles]

As a Scot our accent changes to where we livein scotland so someone who lives in highland tends to me more Scottish and ppl nearer England speak more proper or have less slang

[@hannahdoesacting5820]

I hope everyone knows that not all Canadians sound that way

[@gaellegoutain1286]

I think that it is Roy Kent's voice from Ted Lasso.

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Haha Hockey was looking for a reason the whole time since he was wearing the Butter butter butter and Brite lite cooking gloves on different hands. And his reason was that he's a man of the people since Boxing was charging them, and that's why we affectionately refer to him as One Twoooth. Football was my favorite sport to play, but Baseball was my nomination for best sport so pleased with his pleasant portrayal! Hope you and your family are having a good week, Frank. Take care!

[@supersoup4672]

Golf missing their drink in slow motion😂

[@Mark723]

What a "putz." Do y'all see what I did there...?

[@Voteford]

I enjoyed this so much because I played basketball at a Division 1 university and I was friends with some guys on the baseball team. I’d see them running all of the time and training as if they were actually going to do something. And I was friends with the golf team who were drunk 90% of the time. My team, on the other hand, had 6 and 7 am practices on the weekends, two and three-a-days on the holidays. I missed every dinner at the caf for a year due to practice times. When I think about top tier sports, they usually involve constant movement, an apparatus, and multiple skills being employed simultaneously. When I think about fools who worked too hard and have the aching knees to prove it 20 years later, I usually think of myself…

[@Lightfoot2460]

The whole time "football" was talking, I was thinking football. Then when American football showed up I was like, "Oh, the other one's soccer" 😂

[@SpriteCranberry6699]

That's what i thought too

[@zkoftbl]

why wouldn’t you be thinking football when it showed football lmfao, one is football and other is armored rugby

[@BenjaminOwusu-lp4qj]

Football with the British accent is what I didn't know I needed today 😂

[@The_Alpha_E]

sounds a bit irish

[@jamies5494]

*American football walks in* Cheerleader: "OOoooh..."

[@AdorableOracle]

A Tim Hortons reference :) This was too good.. Thanks for the laughs this morning!!

[@SpiderKid-2021]

I should have seen the chaos coming, considering that it is literally sports as people

[@aleenahasnat9476]

Pls keep making these if things were people vids. Their so fun to watch😂.

[@affinity266]

This is fun to watch 😂 Thank you for naming football ⚽ "football" and not soccer 🙏 and making it British 😉

[@justissherwood9807]

The irony is that “Soccer” was originally created by the British to “differentiate association football from its rugby cousin,” but was adopted by the Americans. It fell out of use in England though, so now the Americans are pretty much the only ones who still call it soccer😂

[@nonsense618]

@@justissherwood9807 The amount of things that British people make fun of Americans for even though England did it first is legitimately funny to me

[@ehmaree]

@@nonsense618 Imperial measurements, Soccer, etc.

[@Dominodude55]

@@justissherwood9807 I mean, not really, Ireland called it Soccer, and large swaths of Asia. Honestly it's the Coke/Pop/Soda in the US, but world wide.

[@AdventuresAwait123]

@@Dominodude55 WHAT IS POP 😡

[@infinitedonuts]

I love how Football just instantly flopped to the ground during the fight. My man is taking lessons from Neymar. 😂

[@bones9001]

Lolol that's awesome... Looks like the sport of diving was well represented by "football" and basketball 😆

[@apolk]

I love that you included curling 💙

[@Mark723]

It is such an underrated sporting event that no one pays any attention to for three years, eleven months and two weeks out of every four...

[@i.-.-.-.-.-.-..-..--a-h1y]

As a person who plays hockey, this is accurate

[@YamamotoTV2021]

As a football player, I don’t know anything about hockey.

[@southernfriedwestcoaster]

I was a multi varsity sports athlete and it made me laugh so much

[@capital_L283]

As a former cheerleader, this made my day, the cheerleader just yelling 'fight fight fight' from the sidelines and doing nothing to help, extremely accurate

[@Abigail-creative]

That was the perfect motivation to go work out now 😅

[@noonzc-jp4be]

Accurate as always FJ! 😂😂

[@jkgaming0565]

“Go golf” “Eh I missed” 😂😂😂

[@fieryinferno2005]

My respect for frank after not calling futbol "saackerŕ" : 📈📈📈

[@clarehidalgo]

The British keep pretending they didn't shorten Association Football to "Soccer" and they weren't the ones the Americans got to from to be fair

[@SpriteCranberry6699]

It's called soccer

[@lilgingy75]

you guys are so fake for pretending you didn't event the word "soccer" first it's pathetic really lol

[@AdventuresAwait123]

I said it before but again, this video looks terrific, great improvements. Color popping, lighting strong, editing /timing terrific, really nice on the eyes, and of course FJ bringing the chuckles

[@lindahansen45]

Man I had to share this video with one of my friends who really into football (soccer). He laughed so hard 🤣🤣

[@GdWordle]

Fun Fact: Football's lines were taken from Roy Kent in the show "Ted Lasso"

[@Mark723]

FJ: how can you simultaneously be so brilliantly talented, hilariously funny and great looking in a white shirt while portraying so many sports...? The soccer "football" player feigning an injury just a the fight was about to begin was sheer inspiration. "The gloves are off!" Time for a golf clap - or should that be golf "nap?"

[@what_equals_42]

Aussie Football limps in on crutches at the end: "G'day fellas, what'd I miss?" 😂

[@posieandrosie]

legend has it timmy was found shoved into a curling rink. estj was suspected and caught.

[@vecinalfish]

I like the new format of a 80s video ratio

[@juliemay9295]

I used to love playing basketball. It's far more organised than all the rest. I find footie really annoying and I'm a Brit. 😂❤😂 thx for another good one Frank!

[@clarajays]

Agreed. Football is annoying to me too, expect when I play

[@armaanfazil480]

WELL FOOTBALL IS ALWAYS IS JUST DRAMA CLASS ABOUT FALLING

[@EugenioFilippi]

The football guy was definitely Roy Kent from Ted Lasso😂

[@BitPlayer8147]

I just love how your football voice is just Roy Kent from Ted Lasso

[@npcmcishark7379]

Fitting that the sports one would end in a fight

[@justinbassit8336]

If musical instruments were people should be the next video

[@alitamaralva]

"What did you just call me?" that was epic!! I laughed so hard 🤣

[@MisoHonk]

American football: no foot and no ball. 😂😂😂

[@EspressoThePrettyKitty]

Well done as always, Frank. Thanks for the laughs!

[@MSte21]

This one is brilliant. Love the accent on Football.

[@Bejewelle88]

The Football dive though! Lol! Authenticity!

[@airypersiflage]

We're literally going to our first major league baseball game since the panini tonight..... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FrankJames]

Hope you enjoy the hotdogs and conversation!

[@airypersiflage]

@@FrankJames personally I love the funnel cake even though the wind blows all th sugar into my face every time

[@ColeCoibiBFDIObject]

LMAO! Dude you sounded exactly like *ROY KENT* from Ted Lasso when voicing the Premier League football person! Not sure if I am more of a ISFP or INFJ since I was born on the high functioning autism spectrum, but I’ve been real interested in sports since I was an 8 year old in the early 2010s

[@StephanieJeanne]

I liked Curling and Basketball. Curling getting those aggressions out. Very funny and no $99 for Boxing.😏😂

[@Itz_CamyyTMF]

i aint missing this one like i did with other videos! love ur videos!

[@MommaSkelly]

When the gloves came off.... I knew it was on and I laughed so hard lol. ♥

[@Xyz_669]

Your videos are always entertaining dude, love from Peru ✨️

[@jjjakumbbs1043]

As an African I can testify that football(soccer) fans are nuts, I've seen people legitimately depressed over their team losing like it's the end of the world😂

[@clarehidalgo]

My mom had her suitcase destroyed when on a layover in New Zealand after a Australia vs New Zealand football match returning from Australia to the USA for having an Aussie flag sticker on it even though the Kiwis were the ones who one the football match

[@misshollis7547]

Same thing with American football

[@avpaavcomics1299]

If you would make a part 2, please include Badminton, Cricket and Tennis too.

[@misshollis7547]

Also volleyball and surfing

[@-ava-]

Football faking the injury It’s so accurate 😂

[@ellenh278]

Curling smacktalking hockey 😂👏. Was going to say that takes balls. But neither uses balls.

[@haadiahmed3056]

I'm sad that you didn't include cricket but it's all right. Keep up the good work!😊

[@benjamingooch7354]

Same

[@misshollis7547]

He forgot a lot of sports

[@fishboyFishyFins]

Football was so funny, and the American football vs Football is so funny

[@heidi1651]

If I were a sport I might be like ribbon dancing or something lol

[@youraveragepolyshofan]

not me laughing my buttocks off when football has a Roy Kent accent-

[@harphappens4644]

I was waiting for this! Love it a lot

[@AbbieSparks-ew9zu]

I love that you added cheer because I’m a competitive cheerleader and you make me smile!💖

[@grimesdaughter9042]

I love how when "Hockey" takes their gloves off to fight, it's cooking mittens! 😂 I'd do the same if somebody insulted my food in my kitchen.

[@magnetomc6179]

Could you make a video on "If gaming consoles were people."

[@Mark723]

And then explain every joke and reference for all the Boomers in the FJ KZbin audience.

[@julial.r.5383]

I didn’t even know Curling existed, just watched some cool videos, thanks man! 😄 Btw very good video representation of these sports 🤣👍👍

[@lonely3752]

1:59 Erm, actually we punt. ☝🤓

[@ColeCoibiBFDIObject]

0:12 🎵 HE’S HERE, HE’S THERE, HE’S EVERY FUCKIN WHERE, *ROY KENT!!!* *ROY KENT!!!* 🎵

[@dylan-jordan]

Football faking the injury before even getting touched was sooo accurate😂😂

[@anchineliu7355]

soccer falling to the ground after barely getting touched is so true

[@leviwardass]

Love it! Frank is so committed with what he does. Every video is a masterpiece in several aspects: the ideas, the lines, the creativity, the performing, the editing, everything! I appreciate your videos very much 😊👏👏❤

[@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes]

I love that ! 🧡The oven mitts and broom 🤣 make it even more hilarious ! However I am disappointed of KZbin subtitles at the end : "♪ They call him Mr Plain Jane ♪" You deserve better.

[@ChefGamrLafs]

There's a stranger coming to town!

[@mac-ju5ot]

That was the best skit yet

[@kalevthewalrus44]

Hockey is great😝. ACTUAL FIGHTING!!!

[@IPureHeart]

Lol, this was hilarious😂! As someone who plays volleyball a lot, I hope part 2 will include that as well! 🏐

[@FirstnameLastname-rf8bf]

Curling screaming "HARD!" That's probably my favorite line

[@claudiacardoso7846]

And these videos keep getting better and better. So goooood

[@ArtyCraftyJosie]

Hi! I love your videos! They always make me laugh!

[@Mark723]

FJ is the feather duster of KZbin...

[@irenemorinico]

What about Tennis and Volleyball?

[@MoonyToons_4422]

as a field hockey player i can confirm we actually fight... with our sticks. and sometimes the sticks get stuck in eachother like deer antlers and it's really annoying bc you have to separate them LOL

[@christaverduren690]

lacrosse, barrel racing, bull and bronc riding, mutton bustin', volleyball (not beach, I'm taking melting a full three layers of skin off on the gym floor), is there tetherball competitions LOLOL, bocci ball, croquet, pickleball, Frisbee golf, pro bass fishermen vs noodling!!!!!

[@misshollis7547]

Also tennis, rowing, bowling, and surfing

[@qualms3083]

‘Where are you looking-we’re over here!’ And yes- in ice hockey they are contenders in actual fights!

[@Sandra-rk4mu]

Brilliant. Just needed Rugby to join and give American Football a little pat on the head 💪💪

[@6s9s2k3k]

baskeball is just sitting there like 🗿

[@wolfgangmozart1953]

swimming has left the chat

[@misshollis7547]

Tennis has left the chat Volleyball has left the chat Bowling has left the chat Track has left the chat Surfing has left the chat

[@swervyman]

i need to see all the gymnasticses having a lovely conversation together.

[@sw9618]

I'd love another "murder mystery" sketch.

[@Jelly.Fish1212]

Thank you for including cheerleading! I'm a dancer but its nice to see that people are including cheer as a sport.

[@bizmen81]

Funny as always! Maybe a football multiverse with soccer, football, Canadian football, Australian football, and rugby?

[@stupidbandkid741]

I was kinda hoping that Marching band would be there as like the third wheel or something because people lime to joke that it's not a sport. Still tho, hilarious video

[@kateorourke6390]

I liked the Pay To Watch joke with the boxing character. Lol.

[@Frozen_Bean]

He freezes his Timmys off for the fans.