If Milks Were People

What if 2%, Whole, Skim, Almond, Oat, and more milks were people?
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[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Social Media Platforms Were People" next! 👉 infj.me/3wHHjqP

[@Juniorgoat1]

Ok

[@jjmcnamee6404]

Nice

[@w0mp..W9mp]

Ok will do

[@veracuskar3017]

Sorry, Is there Someone to see about artificial Fj communication ( like scam)? Please do not again

[@unionunicorn6776]

I hope for April Fools, Frank James does a “If People Were Objects” and it’s just a bunch of close ups of items with peoples names on them like “Jim” the dumbbell and “Annie” the telephone ☎️

[@greybey4385]

i swear this guy has an infinite supply of ideas and just when we think he ran out he pulls out something unexpected

[@heavxnlly]

YESS

[@tinaperez7393]

"we"? Unlike milk, the dude will never run out of ideas! 😂👍

[@IndieRockerHippy]

And he doesn't even use Ne 😂

[@4prongedutensil]

He has is own muse

[@Mari_Nie]

EXACTLY. HE GOT ALL THE POINTS .. truly amazing. Great thinking. And such creative! Keep it going Frank.

[@Ali-MJ]

Frank is getting to a dangerous level of abstract thinking... :)

[@dazdazduadoia]

@@Ali-MJ @frank_james4 how far this can go? neanderthals vs sapiens vs denisovan? geometric forms? seasons? animals? colors? ..................

[@olli-lfe]

😂

[@deb.e.9787]

And I’m here for it! 🍸

[@charisamcnair2995]

😂

[@alexkay6676]

If ideas were people.

[@hannahgreer9196]

As an INFP who drinks chocolate milk religiously, when whole milk said chocolate milk "couldn't make it", that spoke to me.

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

me too wtf

[@awin.a.mahmood4817]

Me three lol, and that's probably because chocolate releases a lot of dopamine... And we INFPs can get deprived of that sometimes....

[@katyaallnutt693]

I'm also an INFP and chocolate milk is life.

[@carlgotedited8996]

ok but, how was saying you were an INFP do anything with drinking chocolate milk

[@hannahgreer9196]

@@carlgotedited8996 In any Frank James video where he does “If blank were people”, I try to guess what my type most resembles, and in this case was the chocolate milk as I’m either invisible at social events or I’m just not there at all which is typical infp lol. The fact chocolate milk is my favorite drink just made it a happy coincidence.

[@cynthialeaman3114]

Breast milk surprising the party at the end had me chokin on my Almond milk coffee latte🤣😂

[@HopeRock425]

I am pretty sure that the whole video was invented with this puncline in mind. He probably thought of it cause of his new baby.

[@everstars.]

@@HopeRock425ok what

[@matthewboire6843]

@@HopeRock425he can’t make milk tho

[@matthewboire6843]

@epsilon9127 never though I would have this happen.

[@TR_DJ]

​@@epsilon9127r/foundthemobileuser

[@FrizFreddy1994]

The fact chocolate milk couldn't make it is a hole in my heart. There must be a Part 2 to this.

[@m2255-e3n]

Yes!

[@Tea_Enjoyer27]

agreed.

[@user-mc5vy2vk5n]

I agree, but not because of chocolate milk. Where's goat milk, soy milk, rice milk, lactose free milk? Just to name a few, I'm gonna write more in its own comment. There's so much more he could've cover. 🙈

[@Kaeros77]

@@user-mc5vy2vk5n As a Rhode Islander, we also have Coffee Milk- super good btw

[@noeliagutierrez4223]

With soymilk too

[@trinaq]

Another hilarious video, Frank. It's a shame that it's so short, but no use crying over spilled milk! 🥛😂 I loved how pretentious Oat Milk was, and then Breast Milk's cameo had me in stitches! 🤣🍼

[@e.h.buchmann23]

I love strawberry milk. When I was a wee child, I used to wonder how they milked the strawberries though

[@littlegreengiants811]

I used to think it came from pink cows🤣

[@thegardenofeden847]

I just thought the cows were pink 😅

[@ninar9664]

@@littlegreengiants811 it comes from the strawberry cow in that tiktok song lol

[@madgamer_india4629]

@@ninar9664 lol

[@roonarific1086]

Loved Skim(med) getting called out for being 'milk flavoured water!' Someone finally said it

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

Everybody says it. At least I thought so...

[@emilyrobbins3238]

And the blue headband is perfect. Skim milk has a weird blue quality to it.

[@saba4646]

I GOT YOU TO 99 thank me😂

[@Confuzzled-Crow77]

“Yeah, some people get sick of me because they can’t handle THE RAW POWER!” “And E. coli.” OOOOOOOF. “Please apply cool water to burn.”

[@pepperimps01]

I'm convinced you'll never run out of ideas 😂and I'm okay with this

[@potatiamapping4651]

Or hes already ran out

[@Mark723]

"Unpopular doesn't mean underrated." "I find it offensive that his wife knows how to cook." Oh, Frank, you are a content creator extraordinaire. And Raw Milk has some great guns...but Oat and Almond Milk probably find that offensive. "Soup, in your face." "We're all gluten free, Einstein." 2:07 = the patented FJ INFJ stare.

[@KingDeadMan]

Why do you have so many likes for repeating what this guy said? We literally just watched the video. 😀

[@Kaeros77]

@KingDM Because people write their favorite part of the video, and people like it to agree with it being funny or their favorite part. Idk what you think likes mean if it's not to agree with what someone is saying. This new trend of bashing people for doing something that has always been a rule of thumb for engaging with content is weird.

[@trinaq]

There are no limits to your creativity, Frank. Please cover Fruit, vegetables, Candy Bars, Desserts or Takeaway Foods next! 🍬😍

[@m2255-e3n]

Yes to all of the above

[@darkforge15]

Also, soups.

[@supdawg_27]

What is 'takeaway food'?

[@DocKrazy]

I like to think that Takeaway food is next because they ordered vietnamese. I might be wrong, I might not be. Only time will tell.

[@dhivaansalig6398]

While you're at it, what about Sodas?

[@TeamCat1128]

“Unpopular doesn’t mean underrated” Underrated line.

[@itsamiamadio]

Strawberry milk is very underrated.

[@joshwilkins9138]

I feel like it's a generation thing. People from Generation Z and Alpha seem to think it's the best thing ever, Millennials seem hit and miss, and anyone older doesn't care for it

[@jackthesmoltangerine]

@@joshwilkins9138 I’ve only had 2% strawberry, and I’m from gen z

[@lisarodriguez6966]

I'm from the usually forgotten generation X. I'm fond of strawberry because in my childhood it was a treat, but since I'm diabetic I stay away from all but skim. Now I'm sad.

[@Azulakayes]

My 8 year olds love strawberry milk so much...I can't stand the stuff. It tastes like medicine.

[@Loknhbgggg]

Strawberry milk is bussin

[@orionspur]

OAT milk may think it is cool, but only GOAT milk is the greatest of all time.

[@giordanodsouza9563]

You are hilarious XD

[@dorianr4770]

hahahaha. YES!

[@1millionpumpkins542]

As is your comment, @Orion Spur! Well played!

[@dustindurham6825]

Technically we could also have stoat milk if we were brave enough

[@phoenixhunter6388]

snake milk.

[@StephanieJeanne]

You forgot soy, coconut, hemp, cashew, et al. 😂 The ending💀 Hilarious!! 🤣

[@DragonriderEpona]

Rice! (Though I actually don't care about him forgetting rice milk/drink as I personally think that it only tastes good on its own and not in combination with anything else like cereals. 😬 )

[@StephanieJeanne]

@@DragonriderEpona yes! Forgot that one, and macadamia.I never liked rice milk for some reason, with or without cereal.

[@dragonflytothemoon5156]

I was thinking about coconut because I have that & almond. I like the chocolate versions of soy & oat. I tried sesame seed for the first time the other day. I love sesame seed in breads & other foods. As a milk, well, maybe it was this brand. I can't remember what it was now. But, it was a little bitter, chalky & I thought it tasted like almond.

[@StephanieJeanne]

@@dragonflytothemoon5156 Oh wow! I can't imagine that. I tried hemp milk recently, but didn't care for that either. Tasted too planty in my cereal. Lol.

[@dragonflytothemoon5156]

@@StephanieJeanne I was disappointed. I do like sesame seeds usually. Especially when they're toasted. I don't think I've tried hemp milk yet. I'm not sure if it's available here. I'll have to check the different stores here.

[@arrynliu337]

It’d probably be great if soy milk, coconut milk and banana milk could appear in a part 2 along with chocolate milk lol

[@pinoytunes7707]

Id watch that

[@ALunarLight]

as a video point, Soy milk can mess with your hormones.

[@M-BLOC]

That and vanilla milk lol

[@ACrazyCrazyGirl]

Yes! And my favourite, rice milk, could be there as an "Asian" character too when Vietnamese food arrives 😄 (rice milk is statistically the most popular, especially in Asia)

[@sugarpoultry]

Oh please yet! Maybe even add the keto friendly milks they have now haha

[@ccre88trixx]

6 months postpartum is precisely the time I needed that joke. Lmao

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

“I find it offensive that his wife knows how to cook” genius 🤣🤣

[@estelerundil4497]

It's just true, right? At least, if I see any fictional female character under 40 who knows how to cook, I'm like, "What the... Are you trying to make me feel guilty or something?"

[@gustavju4686]

Coconut, chocolate, and goat milk couldn't make it but at least breast milk did xD

[@indirapoitier338]

The breast milk did it for me. D. E. A. D. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 full bloom laughter

[@patricia6081]

"And throw soup at paintings we find offensive...." I'm on the floor 😂

[@shelbywoo3229]

“I was too busy building a house with my bare hands.” 😂😂😂

[@elonmuskkkkkkkk]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Frank James, perfect abstract mind? Like, this is me in my head sometimes comparing different types of certain things.

[@sarahelo009]

The banter between oat and whole milk is just amazing. I love it 😂

[@tesseract_lover]

Ngl fully expected Coconut to pop up in a Hawaiian shirt, great vid tho 😂

[@lindahansen45]

Laughed so hard my husband had to come at watch with me...then he laughed out load. Thanks Frank 😂😂

[@kassididoshier3225]

The oat milk's comments made me laugh so hard, especially the soup threat 😂💀

[@jmbennett5209]

😂😂 I'm dying! Having a party without breast milk! I nursed 3 children and I can assure you that THAT is exactly what most people think about it. It's the most fundamental. Thanks for the laugh!

[@ReputedGnat]

3? Wow. Hard work.

[@andrealeobons]

Oats: “I find it offensive that his wife knows how to cook.” 🤣🤣

[@potatoproductions852]

« Soup in ur face » is probably the best running gag of these series lmaooo

[@Watson_aep]

Frank you videos are so funny!! I love them, and your sense of humor. ❤

[@Superkid33]

I’m surprised the line “Don’t cry over spilled milk” wasn’t used XD

[@karuroo]

omg that ending!!!!! the whole thing was hilarious! you did a superb job Frank!

[@yaellevi5448]

Do "if lamps were people" where desk lamp studies a lot, refrigerator light is into food, night light is trying to calm everyone down, flashlight like exploring, and so on. PLEASE

[@mrsdewdrop9678]

Mood lighting 😉

[@gracesgr8t]

Seeing Strawberry Milk reminds me of that old British kids show, Charlie and Lola. That show’s obsession with strawberry milk is the only reason I know of its existence

[@knees0cks_49]

OMG SAME!!

[@seeleausstahl3595]

Idk about that, but it's been years since I saw that show and I never get tired of imitating the way they would say each other's names. 😁

[@gracesgr8t]

@@seeleausstahl3595 Lol same!

[@seeleausstahl3595]

@@gracesgr8t hahaha glad my sis and I aren't the only ones! 😂

[@Amanda-Wonyy]

Damm bro does different types of anything now

[@queenofprops]

Oat milk wanting to throw soup on paintings. 😂

[@CosmicDuskWolf]

Fun Fact. Almond milk was started in the middle ages. It was actually very popular in the middle ages. I learned that from Tasting History. I wonder how sweetened condensed milk, powdered milk and evaporated milk would feel if they knew they were left out.

[@hollyward1838]

“Unpopular doesn’t mean underrated”🤣well said

[@JasonMoir]

It's almost like FJ has a new baby or something... 🍼

[@lunaazul3000]

lol. loved the dialogue between them, and the ending. Hilarious.

[@cerezablack13]

my favorite parts: "Soup, in your face" and the ending!! my gosh!!! jajajaja, you are a Genius!!! ♥♥♥

[@backyardanimals777]

Really milked the hell outta that one, Frank.

[@Carol_65]

Wasn’t expecting the ending.😂😂

[@tinaperez7393]

Okay. SOMEONE has a new and NURSING baby! 😂😂😂

[@mYdOgAtEmYhOmEwOrK2004]

1:10 the fact that frank said my country’s name got me off guard

[@lizef5195]

Lmao the breast cameo 😂

[@gracestampfel9144]

I'm dying😂 "i find it offensive that his wife knows how to cook"

[@Talabata]

So many good punchlines! Also, watching this while drinking from my Introverted Intuition merch mug.

[@Lizzo13]

I'm a 2% woman, but this made me want strawberry or chocolate milk.

[@positronwildhawk8690]

Is 2% woman a new gender identity?

[@badateverything2931]

i thought u said "I'm 2% woman"

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

@@badateverything2931 she did. Or maybe he did if only 2% woman... 🤣🤣🤣

[@alice9510]

0:18 not Whole Milk being the boomer of milks 🤣🤣🤣

[@shimerrill967]

0:49 Strawberry and Chocolate have a love/hate relationship

[@angelicanavarro5311]

Frank! I love this! 😂 breast milk showing up caught me off guard. You missed your chance of it saying “take a picture, it lasts longer!” 😂

[@ReputedGnat]

oooh, yeah that would have been perfect!

[@mechadoggy]

0:07 “so we can throw soup at paintings we find offensive”

[@TaraTara-ld2xb]

So far, I think that was the funniest ending of a video in the If Things Were People series.

[@maiki5962]

The very end!!! LMAO!!!!

[@arhumdewan1224]

Best series ever!!!

[@futuristichydra2074]

I love the YOUR NOT MILK at skim

[@INTP_Apologist]

I absolutely love strawberry mink, actually. Great work and God bless.

[@valeriafajardo2655]

Hey Frank! Love your videos ❤️

[@gracestampfel9144]

This is absolute Gold--On another level absurd but awesome at the same time! Thank You FJ!! 😂

[@ghadeeralrubaee7294]

i didn't expect the breast milk to even come🤣🤣

[@bingsythingsy]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who imagines what my foods' personalities are like o.o

[@616imhotep]

Haha, unexpected ending there! Another great video. Thanks for making us laugh.

[@betterforthisthingweliveon]

“It would shatter my whole world view” said whole milk 😄

[@Soldier-Boy1954]

*"the milk: i am going into store for some Dad"*

[@Vixella333]

Love all your vids frank :) this comedy is top tear lmao 😂

[@kimtaylor3515]

Breast milk showing up at the end was hilarious!!!

[@thelonepianist17]

I really want to see If Cereals were people next!

[@LucySavian]

"Soup in your face" got me idk why lol

[@Moksi_Monkey]

😂 I love how everyone’s talking about how amazing this video is, which it is, while I just came here to say “damn Raw, we didn’t know you were hiding those muscles!”

[@vikkiwalton6229]

I'm over here thinking almond milk in this skit must be an INTJ. But you hit it out of the park with the last bit. Super creative and LOL funny.

[@Meli-Meliai]

As a lactose-intolerant Vietnamese drinking soy milk, I shall watch this video with great interest. Also, props to Frank for being one of the few KZbinrs who can pronounce pho correctly. ‘Preciate you!

[@ForeverXO]

😆 I needed to laugh, thank you. Sharing it. 😉

[@prinnysquad]

I don't know why but I spent half the video waiting for spoiled milk to show up 💀💀

[@littlegreengiants811]

Loved the oat milk joke!🤣🤣🤣

[@melissat9120]

OH MY GOSH, THE ENDING! 🤣😂💕

[@Chigger]

The ending absolutely killed me. Still, whole milk club right here.

[@ReputedGnat]

Your ideas are unbelievable! I love them! It's like you just pull them out of a hat!

[@elisabethrochon8308]

Love the ending 😂😂 …Honestly, I watched this while nursing my baby to sleep 🤱

[@niradnam13e]

I've been subscribing to your channel for a while now and I'm a Vietnamese, glad you mentioned us. I always enjoy your videos. And everyone should try "phở'' It's delicious 😋

[@stopstopstop5361]

I wish Frank would've came in speaking Korean as Banana Milk.

[@plain_jae8757]

The ending had me on the FLOOR 😂

[@jacobcharleszimmerman7934]

I'm on strawberry's side. Underrated classic. Bring back strawberry milk! Do they still make it?

[@sweatstainkeith]

Now this is what I call content!

[@Tea_Enjoyer27]

I drink raw milk regularly. So now, every other milk just tastes weird to me XD

[@marieindia8116]

If the industry weren't making laws against it in so many states, more people would love it. Totally underrated

[@harrydrone427]

If Chocolate milk made it, no one would be arguing. He’s too cool to any fighting

[@simasimone4436]

RAW MILK IS THE BEST!! Thanks for another great vid FJ. I love playing your playlists over and over. This IS my favorite channel!

[@Mushy_illustrates]

I genuinely did not see that ending coming 🤣

[@ENFP7w8capranica]

Lolllll!! Actually not all oat milk is gluten free. Fun fact that no one asked for or wanted. XD Thank you FJ for this… weirdness. It makes my day. You should do if different types of candy were people. XD -ENFP

[@fishboyFishyFins]

Can confirm, strawberry milk (and banana milk) are underrated gems 😋

[@teresalaveglia8152]

Frank!! Please one day do "if sports were people" that would be the most amazing thing. Also just last night I was feeling awful and saw all your videos of "if things were people" in marathon as usual, and the characters you create are so comforting. Wanted to give you thanks and a smile everyday from Venezuela

[@AndersWatches]

Ffs the end absolutely killed me dead, was not expecting 😂😂

[@ShelleyFayles]

Too satisfying!!! Oh my gosh! Oat milk's lines-- 🤣🤣🤣. Btw, in our house, we use rice milk and coconut milk. 😆😆😆 AND we are gluten free! Yeah, we are that kind of family. Haha!

[@etoillenoir6169]

No coconut milk. they're probably on a tropical island, lol. Loved the skti.

[@FluffyDuckYT]

You forgot meerkat milk!!!! Lol

[@lindsayorr3888]

I’m surprised no one mentioned soy milk. It was super popular before almond milk became the more popular replacement. Pretty good. I like this one. You should make a forum for ideas for these. Might spark your imagination even more

[@rainbowdillard8581]

Yes, for soy milk I was thinking of the potential of one of the other milks accusing breast milk of "always preferring Eddie, Mommy."

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

Both are awful... Ever tried Cashew nuts milk? Awful as well. I fully agree with oat milk here - the best choice 😆

[@cakefrosting6451]

Soy milk is more popular in our place given its a fairly common beverage for us. Sometimes you’d see it mixed with grass jelly.

[@juliacornejo7802]

The ending was so unexpected and the absolute best