If Video Games Were 8% More Realistic

[@dorkly]

We're having fun doing more modern games. We need some suggestions for more!

[@multiverse_media2023]

Try Star Wars: Jedi Survivor.

[@gavichealsomething2169]

Halo? Doom?

[@captainautobots]

How about Celeste, the pixel game about a young woman climbing the titular mountain? Still a retro look, but she relies on jumping to get to the top; no mountain gear. The "realistic" outcome is obvious. 💀

[@Fargusno7930]

Dynasty Warriors please

[@10percent4DaBigGuy]

NES metal gear

[@jaredcook4414]

Of course, the mighty Dorkly wouldn’t dare back down from a Luigi joke in these times

[@frakspikes2619]

May his aim be foerever true and his targets ever exposed LONG LIVE LUIGI!

[@rosscalhoun3389]

Finally Luigi is getting his due.

[@ryanbauer3680]

And all he had to do was nothing. ...we're talking about Mario's brother here, right?

[@teelo12000]

I'm so proud.

[@ErenJaegerhatesdumbpeople]

Supporting a murderer is dumb ​@@frakspikes2619

[@edwardtdm123]

I laughed when Ken said, "Don't you dare throw that back at me." 😂

[@senpie6639]

Lol, no wonder he wears shoes in SF6

[@ethanpease5936]

​@@senpie6639Can't say I blame him. She's not being very tactical when she's wearing a thong leotard.

[@titanus261]

Same

[@kof_01]

And to his face!

[@silverblade357]

I saw it coming a mile away, but I still laughed!

[@goldenchi1d228]

Those 3 words on the bullet bill… “Luigi. Number. One”

[@EnragedSephiroth]

"I'M DEE BESHT!" 👍

[@Samura1gamer]

where is that exactly

[@Randomark3087]

Ken concerned about Cammy scraping her knee, when he should be more concerned about either of them falling off that bridge.

[@99mrpogi]

Ken should have also been concerned about injuring his feet since he's fighting barefooted

[@louisduarte8763]

One wrong step and Street Fighter turns into Mortal Kombat. FATALITY!

[@joeybebop]

That Dr Mario skit is vicious 😂

[@kholsinger]

Yeah. I honestly can't believe they went there.

[@ActivistVictor]

Am I missing something with that?

[@papamilfz1565]

@@ActivistVictororgan collection

[@T.K.Fischer]

@@ActivistVictor Yes. Yes you are.

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

​@@ActivistVictorA US healthcare CEO recently died of lead poisoning, a guy named Luigi may or may not have been involved...

[@Sonci4536]

So it was luigi who took down the CEO

[@scaper8]

Wait 'till the end. Mario called the wrong Luigi.

[@sting2death2]

​@scaper8 nah it was the right Luigi, but "you know what to do" was just paperwork.

[@yert5035]

allegedly.

[@CuppaLLX]

@@sting2death2 and that paperwork is a criminal negligence case where Luigi is going to sue the insurance company for manslaughter

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

Nah, the lead poising was a preexisting condition.

[@Jayjs20]

You know, these days, getting put in your own cubical, letting you do your work in peace and getting a steady paycheck from it...that actually sounds pretty good.

[@Voltaic_Fire]

No kidding! We used to have cubicles at Oracle but my supervisor wanted to creep on us so she took them away on one of her many power trips. Cubicles were great, they offered some privacy, customisation, and a shallow layer of "GTFO energy."

[@koolaid33]

Never thought I'd see the day that the world got so shit that we'd actively be begging for mid-90s to early 2010s desk jobs to return again.

[@nicolassylvestre4804]

Which game was that referencing BTW ? Honestly can't tell 😅

[@Voltaic_Fire]

@nicolassylvestre4804 Stardew Valley

[@jimb.7523]

@@Voltaic_Fire Ok. Was wondering that myself.

[@TheDurid1]

2:15 Thing is, the AC series did start with one of the assassins breaking a bone doing that jump.

[@frank8917]

Which one?

[@mijoveri1]

​@@frank8917the first assassin's creed, the one with Altair

[@alin4232]

AC 1. Some dipshit tried to bluff the Templars and had 3 assassins jump off, 2 landed ok, one of them broke their leg.

[@frank8917]

@alin4232 poor bastard But wait, how did Alexios/Kassandra didnt break their bones while doing that? I mean, the order didnt even exist by that point

[@LadyAndreaRose1701]

Should’a wore shoes 😅

[@GuilhermeSan-b9x]

Cammy saying: "let's fight" with that position, i would declare myself defeated

[@irongeneral7861]

Me too, man. Me too...

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

nah, I would go in for the kill >:3

[@chaosryans]

A wise man once said to make love not war or something like that

[@DanakarEndeel]

Reminds me of some very awkward X-rated kung-fu video clip where the guy and girl were performing some ... very interesting attacks. 🤣

[@AbsolutelyJason]

lol

[@bobbyevildoer]

Much respect for being bold enough to do that Luigi joke. 😂

[@thobat14]

“Should have worn Shoes” 😂 ok that line was to funny

[@JStryker47]

*too

[@renatoramos8834]

Wore

[@rap4thahood]

Don't you dare, throw that back at my face!

[@morisumxd3396]

She tried to use that reverse psychology on him 😂😂

[@benn454]

​@@renatoramos8834Worn is correct. "He wore shoes." would be when you use "wore".

[@ulibarriL]

Cammy rocking all those 'stop staring at me creep' gym poses.

[@prestonbrasswell5237]

Luigis number one

[@TomJerry-pr1fk]

Hell yeah

[@RedactedcommentMan]

I wonder what the d leeted comment was

[@Watch-0w1]

The truth​@@RedactedcommentMan

[@nanika3446]

🙏

[@mitchells2003]

Number 2 is number 1.

[@wstine79]

Ken's foot couldn't handle that Cammy Cake.

[@ryanbauer3680]

Nobody can handle Cammy's Cake... I mean she bakes it with freaking caramel inside and plans on how its supposed to be cut so it stays inside each slice. And that's on top of the fact that its also a chocolate mayo cake. If you think that sounds disgusting, you're never had one.

[@MonochromaticPrism]

It doesn’t sound disgusting, not after I learned of the decadence of cream cheese frosting, but it does sound like it shaves 1 month off your lifespan per slice.

[@jimb.7523]

*KEN:* **kicks Cammy and breaks foot** *JOHNNY CAGE:* **scoffs** Women shouldn't be allowed to fight!

[@PJDAltamirus0425]

XD yeah, but seriously, her, looks like steel toed boots are what ken broke his foot out. Cammy was setting him up. That what all the poses was really about. Then the emotional damage, masterclass.

[@nmr7203]

Considering how small she is and is able to take so much damage, she's probably super lean. Like if you stabbed her the knife would get stuck.

[@michma121]

Luigi, “So much paperwork, I just want to hire an assassin.”

[@CompletelyNewguy]

He unfortunately broke all his bones while doing the leap of Faith

[@louisduarte8763]

"I'll ask my nephew, Ezio."

[@NaudVanDalen]

When your health insurance claim gets denied: "It's Luigi time!"

[@JinKee]

A Florida woman has been arrested by Lakeland police after she partially took a leaf out of Luigi Mangione's rulebook and threatened her health insurance provider over the phone telling them: delay, deny, depose, you people are next. While Luigi Mangione allegedly killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, 42-year-old 'copycat' Briana Boston did not harm anyone physically but has been charged with "threats to conduct a mass shooting or act of terrorism".

[@Wii4a11]

That bait and switch with Luigi, though. Also, yeah, Ken should've practiced what he preached

[@conversationtosaurusrex]

Oh damn that is a dark joke with mario, hats off to ya 😂😂

[@kwanholloway4112]

I don't get it

[@ToyJesusLovesTequilla]

@@kwanholloway4112someone doesn’t keep up with current news about health insurance

[@RoundShades]

This is a totally appropriate joke with Luigi, and we're tired of pretending it's not. 1789 was like 230 years ago.

[@HarmonySword]

@@kwanholloway4112You probably heard of a health insurance CEO's assassination by a guy with the same certain first name as Mario's brother.

[@kwanholloway4112]

@HarmonySword oh wow. That was quick. That's crazy timing. Wow. Can't believe that went over my head lol

[@jonathanbarr9764]

I've actually read stories about doctors who have helped their patients sue or threaten to sue the insurance company whenever the insurance company has threatened to pull funding for life saving treatments.

[@seanpearson6517]

"Don't you DARE throw that back in my face!" 😂😂😂😂

[@gmitchell_tc]

The idea of an amazing, life-changing opportunity like being gifted productive real estate being thwarted by some inane accident or bureaucratic hassle is all too painfully real.

[@dark14life]

Get 'em, Luigi. No! Not like that!

[@toongrowner1]

yes, exactly like that

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

EXACTLY LIKE THAT YOU COWARD Seriously, American health insurance is social murder on a gargantuan scale. It's practically an attempted genocide of the poor.

[@Marshall_D_Teach_]

With a sniper riffle ?

[@extra4542]

@@Marshall_D_Teach_no, with paperwork 2:45

[@seand7042]

No, exactly like that

[@adnanadnan-mi1gc]

"And if you can do it with some parkour that would be awesome" 😆 2:35

[@Psycho-Crusher693]

Ken breaking his toe was too damn hilarious 😂

[@BladedEdge]

The first sketch here is the single best sketch you guys have ever done. Good job. Luigi is the hero we need.

[@Just-AlonMiya201]

"Welp im dead goodbye" got me 😂

[@nicolassylvestre4804]

What game was that referencing ?

[@arcanumelite4853]

@@nicolassylvestre4804 stardew valley... your uncle dies and you inherit his farm... this skit is basically the player character never inheriting the farm because the letter was burned... and so they are stuck in their dead-end office job working at joja (the bad guys of stardew valley who essentially want to turn the entire small town you moved to into more corporate stuff that you moved to try to escape from.) forever...

[@rydermccall3590]

@@arcanumelite4853 Thank you! I was trying to find the reference. 🙏

[@Freddycyrax]

@@arcanumelite4853thanks !

[@icykid]

Lmao!!! That Luigi joke had me on the floor 😂

[@TheEuphologist]

Mario calling in the hit is CRAAAZZYY 😂😂😂

[@therealharshlycritical]

We needed that luigi joke like we all need air😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryanbauer3680]

Great Luigi joke especially the end. Also on the Street Fighter bit, wouldn't Ken also be worried about them fighting on narrow bridge over a goddamn cliff with no guard rails/walls?

[@wickedchild8501]

Street Fighter logic be like:

[@WE-te3vp]

Wow they went after the shooting of the CEO without them saying so

[@Marinealver]

Okay, I didn't expect a Luigi joke.

[@TheEternalGoth]

Oh man, that Luigi joke. 12/10! That shit right there is why I stay subscribed to this channel!

[@adambarron4015]

With Dorkly, I was entirely waiting on the Stardew letter to be opened in the time of greatest darkness and read, "Go off yourself."

[@cameronstevens8796]

2:20 "Ugh, what smells over here?" That one made me laugh. 🤣

[@KyProRen]

The fact that his character model reacted to it made it even funnier.

[@kellymoses8566]

The Dr. Mario bit was absolutely brilliant and very funny

[@GamerKru1996]

Dr Mario sent his brother to get rid of the problem 😂 at 0:25

[@GodShiru]

Yes. That is the joke.

[@noskes1]

Best thing is that on 2:44 its just filling forms, not the thing other Luigi did.

[@GabePuratekuta]

But he didn't say " Giuseppe", which is Mario's only brother.

[@RandumBoi]

YOOOOOO I JUST REALISED WHILE READING THIS COMMENT

[@FnRenner]

"Hello brother. You know what to do..." Rolling

[@MrZone]

0:19 Free Luigi!

[@Apefaced]

Hang on. Is it really a free Luigi, or is it one of those buy-one-get-one offers?

[@27jyp]

Free Luigi!

[@Yogasefski]

Free Luigi!

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Man I really thought Mario was sending Luigi to assassinate that insurance agent who denied the game lmao

[@thoroughbredunderdog]

The Luigi jokes made me go "they didn't just do that"!!! 🫨😆

[@jeromelancashire3278]

2:12 Reallistically, Assassin's Creed got that right.

[@Darksaviour]

I was about to say didn’t one of the iniates break his leg doing that jump within the first hour of the game

[@BeyondDaX]

I dunno but its true, its not a smart idea to fall into hay

[@CuppaLLX]

@@Darksaviour yep it’s a thing they actually specify in the games that a dive is a special technique not everyone can do it, which is true to real life. Masters of particular craft can do things that are technically impossible. If you’re an assassin, you kinda have to be in that class.

[@blademaster1227]

4 real lol

[@jeromelancashire3278]

@@BeyondDaX You have to make sure it's something like hay.

[@chupitolepame5357]

The first Luigi joke got me by surprise NOOOOO hhahaha

[@AegixDrakan]

As soon as mario looked at the audience, I knew where the joke was going. XD Well played.

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

"Hello brother.. You know what to do." Then I remembered Mario's brother's name. Brilliant..

[@susanpicanco7576]

Huh? I don't get the reference

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

@susanpicanco7576 Luigi. Mario's name is Luigi. There's a Luigi in the news because he did something he shouldn't have done but a lot of people are sympathetic to him. I mean his mother dude. She was his mother. Having recently lost my own mother I feel his pain. But I don't think I would have gone that far. But I understand his pain. I don't know.. It's just really messed up. US Healthcare system is messed up.

[@drb00fenshmirtz49]

2:02 is peak, it being just straight up game footage only makes it better.

[@Emeraldnite-if7vo]

The Luigi joke took me a minute to get, but when I did...😲🤣

[@justinbuergi9867]

God damn Luigi! I don’t think that’s what Mario meant

[@scaper8]

He called the wrong Luigi, unfortunately.

[@deionpehowdy]

What's He Doing?

[@justinbuergi9867]

@ appealing the insurance company s decision

[@jlaw430]

That Mario sceen was slick af 😂😂

[@XeroCool420]

The fact that Dr Mario called LUIGI to take out an insurance executive was f****** priceless. See the connection there?

[@Pr0t0typeSky]

Luigi... The REAL Super Mario Brother

[@foomp]

That "let's fight" part got me good. It just reminds me of something that I can't pinpoint. Maybe Stewart from MadTV? Maybe a different show that involved a guy that keeps setting himself up to be touched?

[@MiamiGameHunter]

The Luigi joke is one we all imagined but never thought Dorkly would have the balls to actually do.

[@toptenguy1]

I couldn't focus on the rest, as MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR FROM THE FIRST PART!! *OMG*

[@jamaldowner]

Luigi, you know what to do. Fill out a propr authorization form and write a strongly worded letter.

[@jjewell2076]

I love Mario calling “OK Luigi you know what to do!”

[@NyxChild]

the Luigi thing was AWESOME - I TOTALLY get the joke

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

MY TOE! that had me on the floor😂😂😂😂

[@altermann1991]

Should have worn shoes.

[@scaper8]

​@@altermann1991 Don't you dare throw that back at me.

[@1217BC]

Love that Luigi Mario did the truly difficult work.

[@intangiblematter_misc]

the first 30 seconds of the video might be among the best things ever put on this platform.

[@teamdoghouse82880]

Dude, the whole Luigi thing is beautiful!

[@Saph-Fire]

00:51 9% realism would show that that wouldn't JUST happen so randomly or whatevs, lol... 😅

[@modernorpheus]

All Luigi Mangione needs to get out of jail is for Luigi Mario to confesses.

[@theq86]

With all the poses she was doing I thought Cammy was going for the strategy of that fighter in the OG Dragon Ball tournament. Also was expecting a repeat of the Chun-Li Vs Ken joke again, this was WAY BETTER.

[@greenteaextractor]

That Luigi joke was critical 😂

[@Linklex7]

Luigi has a higher calling now. The true hero we need.

[@docdirtymrclean3610]

Everyone needs a Luigi on speed dial

[@ASFalcon13]

They went there. They 100% went there.

[@Joe.D.780]

The Luigi joke went over my head at first lol

[@coolraul07]

As soon as I saw Dr. Mario, I just KNEW there was going to be a Luigi "healthcare" joke.

[@williamscott2580]

the end of that first one was epic. well played on the luigi name.

[@retrofedora7061]

The "Luigi Treatment" is a good way to ensure the patient get the insurance they deserve.

[@Seeker-wq8jc]

There should have been a Halo one where a bunch of Spartans are just chilling out in a pool or a jacuzzi or something (because we all know water is instadeath if you go too deep), and one could even be dunking below water, blowing bubbles - everyone's laughing and having a good time. ...And then a Kill Ball just drops on them from space, killing everyone instantly. DAMN you, Forge monitor!!

[@multiverse_media2023]

How did Cammy’s legs break his toes? Didn’t Ken survive getting impaled by Vega’s claws once? Wow, never skip leg day if you want to be like Cammy. But this, 2:02 was the best part of the video. My dad always asked, “How come the Assassins don’t get hurt from that Leap of Faith?” I told him it’s just a game. Well, hope you’re happy dad, because it’s realistic now.

[@mrfoxly6833]

Look carefully. He hit her (likely steel toed) combat boot.

[@deeps6979]

Looks like he kicked the one protected part of her body: the boot. lol

[@Zangetsuv2]

She don't skip Leg Day is why ;)

[@malchir4036]

Cammy is a Bison clone, she has the psycho-force to protect her ski-eeeh I don't know whatever...

[@gamequbb8298]

I laughed at the passing bystander gagging at the smell.

[@TeCuervo]

Calls Luigi "Hello brother. You know what to do" I have coffee all over my shirt now. lol

[@NCXDKG]

At last, you see the true power and potential of Luigi...

[@eddpalenciavanegas6739]

Mario made the right call!! 😂😂😂 That CEO is doomed 😂

[@HazbossHotelluvaJ.Universe-y5s]

1:17 I thought,Cammy white is gonna do a leg spin attack move and break her legs or ankle,cause in real life is impossible.

[@pabloandthebucketeers698]

I think my fear of losing dorkly will be when we no longer recognize the games that they originally based their humor on. So appreciate the AC joke

[@Barzena77]

Holy shit, they went there! Love it!

[@RussianJackal]

Dorkly is a channel that loves to go into dark and caustic territory, but I’m not even joking or being sarcastic when I say: Thank you for having the guts to make the one joke we all knew was coming. Don’t bend the knee to, let’s call them “Indiana Jones Enemies”, and keep pumping humor in the increasingly terrifying world.

[@Reepicheep-1]

That insurance wasn't funny. To get our prescription of a $27 bottle of meds paid for, we Request. Insurance Denies. We Appeal, they Approve. 2+ weeks & $3k of time wasted. 🤬 Work Comp!

[@TriforceSamurai]

We all need luigi on speed dial

[@StonedFerret420]

That helthcare joke hit me like a bullet

[@cdsteig]

Bullet William, with Luigi. Number. One. tattooed to William's arm.

[@Gl1tchyR0bot]

0:26 When the chips are down, and things seem hopeless, you have three choices-give up, try again, or *Call Luigi*

[@DavidCruickshank]

I'm so glad someone made a Luigi Luigi joke 🤣🤣

[@VincereSolis]

The way the assasins creed dude jumped into the hay killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@conrad4852]

Luigi is a hero! Love that first sketch.

First Cammy's dad, now Ken is having issues with Cammy's choice of wardrobe. 💀💀💀

[@BeyondDaX]

Ken paid the price though

[@jessicaregina1956]

Lucky mai's father has no issues at all with her choice of wardrobe.

[@rjd1922]

I thought the first one was going to be the feds shutting down Dr. Mario's pill mill.

[@Kemot300]

I think Luigi did what he did after being driven mad by the insurance paperwork

[@ChallengerBanX]

That Luigi joke was savage

[@toongrowner1]

me: Please call Luigi please call Luigi YES! also great doublemoral call out with the street fighter one

[@rustyshackleford2950]

YOU WENT THERE WITH DOCTOR MARIO! YES!

[@theduck2970]

Luigi did what had to be done. 💪

[@AzurGamer81]

Dr. Mario: Okay bro, you know what to do! {Hours later} Toadette: Welcome to Mushroom Kingdom News, this just in beloved brother and ghost trapper Luigi Mario has been arrested for murdering the CEO of Gaming Insurance...

[@jakekong8489]

Dr Mario 😂

[@ResurrectedElvenMonk]

I thought Dr.Mario quit after he said that one patient had cancer in "If games were impossible"

[@civilwildman]

Anyone care to explain the clip after the Dr. Mario one?

[@dorkly]

It's the intro from Stardew Valley. Grandpa holds that deed way to close to a roaring fireplace, he's just asking for trouble

[@civilwildman]

Oh, Stardew Valley. Never played that.

[@mmd3585]

@@civilwildman One of the best games of all time. All made by one dude, who is probably a multimillionaire now, because it is a TOP 15 most sold video game of all time too.

[@civilwildman]

@@mmd3585, if I had all the time in the world, I'd play everything. Unfortunately, at 41 years old and living on a fixed income, I've had to narrow my focus on games I play.

[@Lenariet]

In Stardew Valley you get that deed and free yourself from office slavery, working on a farm instead. Here... not so much, seeing how the deed burned to cinders. So empty, soulless, forever office life it shall remain!