If Your Town Had a Fashion Show

[@kairilyn]

"Granny is ready for a night out on the town, paying all those bills in person" LOLL.

[@angelawagner3181]

Let's hope she doesn't forget her checkbook.

[@tswain92_]

That coupon thing was harsh. I hate not getting the proper discounts.

[@jamiemc7760]

I'm 40 and I pay my bills in person!

[@algebruhhhh]

I'm 666 like

[@burnyizland]

I felt this in my arthritis.

[@saffiegirl4158]

The only thing y'all missed was the soccer mom in the yoga pants with a ponytail threaded through her pink camo baseball cap!

[@Mrs.buildingblackwealth]

yes yes yes!

[@S_Cooper0404]

YES! I feel like I was not represented here! 😂😂😂

[@jessicaaudate]

There was only so much tape

[@johnw2026]

No there's one more they missed. The poultry house worker with 🐔 💩 on his shoes! 😆

[@bieuxyongson]

Oh yeah! We have them in abundance ‘round here!

[@countingstrides4068]

I think the scariest thing about this, y'all, is how well they nailed every. single. one. I am totally the monogram gal. Even my horse riding helmet is monogrammed.

[@matthewlocke9225]

I’m the first guy 😂

[@minicoopertn]

So true. I am the one with all the pockets finished off with some sort of small tactical style backpack.

[@pinkmagicali]

Given your comment please answer the monogram confusion for me. What happens if someone has a hyphenated surname or first name (Mary-Jane for example) and what happens if you have two middle names?

[@adrianpale2342]

monogrammmmmm

[@constancemiller3753]

Horse riding helmet, monogrammed...✔

[@Artak091]

I swear someone cloned that first guy and filled my town with copies of him.

[@mrclueuin]

😄

[@digdembones]

Ugh,, same. All of Colorado is infected, also with Vineyard Vines shirts :')

[@purplemustacheman2611]

Ikr. Everywhere I see them

[@Mimi-un5tr]

And every town everywhere 😂

[@Laura-mi3nv]

You know they're extra fancy when they get the Ron Jon shirt.

[@johndoe-wv3nu]

There needs to be something on southern hairstyles.

[@tracigresham7164]

Oh yes!!

[@4knewt505]

Please and thank you! And I would NOT be offended if you show black hairstyles at ALL!

[@Marcel_Audubon]

*yes! Starring Luke. Shirtless*

[@naomimariecoltrane8221]

Ya!😁

[@mrs.cracker4622]

There's a New Iberia haircut...

[@monique7885]

“She doesn’t have to remember her own name, it’s all over her body!”🤣🤣

[@elwoodblues9613]

Have you seen the video about monograms gone bad? (such as Alicia Sandra Smith)

[@foechicken8023]

"He overpaid for a cooler" For all you Yeti fans!!!! Lmao

[@Mr-Trox]

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[@riatortilla9906]

Ok, who stalked everybody in my town

[@tracigresham7164]

True!!

[@nicoleabed2480]

An average Saturday at Walmart 😂

[@robinhamrick8628]

Angel_playz 18 , Lol, stalked everybody in your town? Who stalked everybody in my FAMILY????!!!! 😂😂😂

[@kaldo_kaldo]

But it keeps my drinks cold for 2 days! It doesn't matter that I'll only ever use it in my backyard even though I have a 2nd fridge in the back of the house just for drinks for when we're bbqing

[@dg72893]

as a Chick Fil A employee, it is alarming how I have seen ALL of these people in line at one point or another.

[@chancebelcher7163]

you have a front row seat at a southern fashion show every day

[@thenatureboybh9148]

And it was you're pleasure to see em.

[@HariSeldon913]

Do you mean you've seen each of them at different times or do you mean at one point you looked and all of them were in the line?

[@annadoncaster2427]

"Those are going to make the best grass cutting shoes in about three or four years". I'm dying. 🤣

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

So true. Yard shoes are always retired tennis shoes.

[@tawnyacollins6808]

My dad has grass cutting shoes, which are his worn out tennis shoes.

[@languagelearningdabbler]

No you didn’t call Granny out on her one piece top 👚 😂

[@kimroberts2704]

My lip is poked out. I bought one on sale at the Cracker Barrel this past fall.

[@languagelearningdabbler]

Kim Roberts 😂

[@kimroberts2704]

@@languagelearningdabbler I'm a darn Yankee. I'M just saying....this does explain my penchant for monograms. I didn't know!

[@sarrel48]

Honey child you know those bills have to be paid in person so you can find out how's the clerk"s mama and them are doing

[@sherifitzgerald6886]

😄😄😄😄😄👍 So true.

[@kaitlyne1870]

😂

[@T.Pink.]

sarrel48 OMG so true! 😂

[@PatriciaLLogan]

LOL

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

I do it to avoid the internet service fees.

[@bubbaholsomback4387]

When you showed the “ college girl “? My 14 year old daughter yelled “ that’s every girl in my middle school! 😂😂😂

[@eqrena]

She isn’t wrong 😂😂😂

[@desslou]

You can only wear that outfit to school if you play sports. If you don't, you'll get dress-coded. Source: I did not play sports

[@macpollen]

It so true...

[@lorettatayor5840]

Back in the 70's no hot pants to school except on dress up day, lol! Mine was yellow satin with a strawberry patch on the right side front, WOW!

[@KimberlyGreen]

Psht, typical fashion commentators. They _completely_ missed the venting on Matt's shirt as he power-flexed during the pickup back-up. True Southerners know you have to have vents for comfort during those brutal humid summer days.

[@samiam619]

Kimberly G. Isn’t it brutally humid about 350 days of the year? At least according to this channel!

[@tuxcats8518]

And the mesh trucker hats too. (And the muscle shirts too. Are they still a thing or was that during the mullet era?)

[@ViciousBliss]

I can't wear any of that without hearing my granny in my head saying " don't go out like that you don't know who you'll meet out at the wallmart" I love my granny . She's not wrong I see a lot of my family out and about at the kroger or wallmart. Y'all should do church fashion I just remember being yelled at a lot about what was church acceptable jean's are never it not even at late night gathering's.

[@Miss_Kisa94]

I remember when I was younger and we moved houses, my mom decided to try a new church that was closer by. We walked in and saw multiple people wearing jeans and I could see the look in my mom and grandma's face. 😂 We never went back there.

[@cristinitacorazon3377]

When you are taught at a young age "Wear your church clothes!"

[@stevenvlogsnc]

Nowadays, I don't think it is nearly as looked down upon if you come in wearing jeans ,haha, but I understand what you mean! When I was growing up, my mother told me to wear dress pants to church.

[@tamrymer4153]

I remember my nan making me church dresses. And I’d only wear them to church.

[@HikaruRain]

Oh good lord you were never even allowed to considered jeans. That was blasphemous. Grandma and Grandpa would roll over in their graves and they weren't even dead yet.

[@SouthernRed88]

“A classic dad power move” 😂😂😂😂 she’s not wrong I always struggle trying to get my truck in a spot normally meanwhile we got Bill over here just showing offf

[@Miss_Kisa94]

My mom backs up literally every time we park somewhere 😂

[@ruthlloyd1163]

My husband 4sure

[@amytarvin2776]

I was so proud of myself the first time I backed in. It was a perfect first run back up in my freshman year if college. I came back after to class only to find a ticket in my car for “pulling through”. Ridiculous since I had backed up to a curb!

[@SouthernRed88]

Amy Tarvin I remember when I was learning to drive I backed in for the first time and I got it perfect so I did the only logical thing a person does when they own a truck and park it perfectly I jumped out and took a photo to show all my friends that I can park better then them

[@amytarvin2776]

Rebellious Cupcake How you do anything but that?!😂

[@tuxcats8518]

Not just Walmart any more. During a recent cold snap, I saw a girl at Target dressed for Snowmageddon but also wearing flip flops.

[@Zara-Bari]

One time, at Costco, it was apparently National Pajamas & Slippers Day or something because literally everyone in there was dressed to go to bed. But not in a sexy way. Rather, in a "I've had a hard week and plan to spend the entire weekend sleeping" kind of way. Which was odd, because it was a Monday. Sometimes I think the patrons of Costco call each other in advance so they can decide on a theme. The most memorable was the Invasion of Pregnant Ladies. You couldn't find an aisle without at least one very pregnant lady in it. They were everywhere.

[@garylefevers]

@@Zara-Bari 😂

[@kimeichelberger5539]

Lmao no doubt

[@cayannap6752]

Yes. That's a thing.

[@tuxcats8518]

@@Zara-Bari speaking of Costco, was there (in Virginia) one day last year and it must have been Asian American Woman Day, but didn't see Talia.

[@o2bnparadise]

This was a particularly cheesy episode, but also 100% accurate.

[@sherifitzgerald6886]

I'll take my cheese Southern Style...

[@PennySBurt]

Cheese is what makes it good!

[@lizettepecina997]

What's she drinkin'? Sweet tea of course!

[@Miss_Kisa94]

Unless it's after 5pm then she switches to a long island iced tea 😉

[@caragarcia2307]

@@Miss_Kisa94 I'm sure an occasional ice water. Have to watch the sugar. Insulin has to hurt.

[@cristinitacorazon3377]

Sweet tea. Primed and ready to add some Jack.

[@avery7679]

Omg yesssss i live in a small southern town we only have 1 high school with 1000 ish students and idk a person who doesn’t look something like this

[@heatherschimmel6435]

Avery R u have 2 high schools? Wow I only have 1

[@crow3477]

We have a k-12 school

[@sallyphillips9175]

I live in a fairly small town, but we have six high schools.

[@garrettelliott5849]

My entire school only has about 300 people.

[@jerrykinnin7941]

My hometown has one high school for the whole county. Maybe 600 kids in the school. But we got an authentic Nike Rocket out front.

[@camdengreene2736]

“He’s using a bottle opened on a twist off” 😂

[@HariSeldon913]

It works a lot better than trying to twist off a non-threaded cap.

[@rogue7723]

I thought he was gonna do a hand bottle-opener move like John Hamm's character did in _Keeping Up With The Joneses_ but got his hand cut up.

[@devinday5759]

"paying all those bills in person" my favorite because this is very much granny!

[@kevinriley6320]

You should do a skit called Project Dragway. That's where Nascar fans also design clothes.

[@garylefevers]

😂

[@sundaxe10]

I’m A Nascar Fan And Tbh I’m Offended By That M8

[@chrisfry436]

With accessories!!!!

[@julienielsen3746]

OK. I thought Dragway was going to mean DragQueens.

[@film9491]

... for drag queens? Triple pun?

[@TheJasmaree]

Paying all those bills in person

[@SeraphinaoftheBayou]

TheJasmaree tha best comment ever!!!! Granny was my fav

[@Meela234]

With a check, cash or money order. My favorite LOL

[@patriciaAmurray]

… cuz she’s hasn't discovered the internet just yet

[@chrisfry436]

I literally laughed out loud, because I am Granny!!! I told someone today at the license dept, that I like to pay my bills in person! ha ha

[@julienielsen3746]

@@patriciaAmurray I don't trust paying online. I mail in checks to pay mine.

[@achanwahn]

"They're sewn together" & then the comment about JCP was so spot on 😂

[@ambsterdamn9953]

"What is she drinking?" Me: Sweet tea, obviously.

[@carolenedaniel3729]

This video is too funny. "Granny pay all her bills in person." I love it!

[@susiedupuy9532]

Going back to Belk's.

[@angelg.8462]

😆😅😃yes! This reminded me of Belks 😉

[@mpayne1224]

Belk > JCP errrrday

[@mmorran2228]

I must be an old person, because I too often wonder if those girls are wearing shorts XD

[@michaelmerck7576]

Unfortunately they always do

[@TheOReport1994]

Welp. I was old in high school! "Those aren't even shorts! Shorts come down to mid-thigh!"

[@-raecat-]

Why would they not be wearing shorts??

[@lexi8189]

anyone else wish these videos where longer?

[@tracigresham7164]

Me🙋

[@garylefevers]

Yes.

[@sherifitzgerald6886]

But of course.

[@lindawasmer9737]

Yes please

[@thinqaboutit5301]

Ahahaha backing his pickup in at Outback. Classic Dad power move! Hahahahaha

[@matthewarnold9989]

In northern states Salt Life stickers describe following a salt truck after a winter storm.

[@LallyPopp]

I lived in Gainesville, FL. Football season is all year long there. I saw ladies at work wearing Gator high heels and "football" purses.

[@healinggrounds19]

Same over in Daytona, except we do mix in a little NASCAR.

[@HideAndGeekGames]

And a Seminole shirt will get you a death glare from EVERYONE

[@LallyPopp]

@@HideAndGeekGames try an OSU shirt. I was the only Buckeye in the office. They even hid my Ohio State coffee mug 😂

[@chrisfry436]

This was awesome!!! and I laughed at them until I saw "Granny" and thought ......."hey, wait a minute"...lol lol

[@Matt02341]

“How many sewing machines had to die for this look” Awesome 😎

[@PatriceChristian]

Hey, I have those unicorn slippers from Walmart! I love them and I'm wearing them right now!

[@ruthbennett7563]

“Oh, the horrors those unicorns have seen!”

[@brianbaswell5895]

You forgot "I just got off of work" factory/plant uniform. Lol!

[@karoleigharmstrong8568]

Ahhhahah. Granny's outfits on point, "It's sewn together, so technically it's one shirt."

[@MelissaThompson432]

I appreciate that they called out her high water pants. I'm over 60 and apparently it's the law down here that you own at least one pair of these. Preferably with a design near the hem.

[@ag_angels1239]

"Those designer bags under her eyes!- I think they're Gucci😧" Ha! I died😂😂😂

[@mikehilbert9349]

The 'I paid too much for that cooler look' 😂😂😂😂😂

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

“WOAH! He’s backing his pickup truck into the Outhouse parking space! A classic dad power move.” I laughed so hard 🤣

[@bisleyblackhawk1288]

This episode reminds me of a good friend who was involved in a minor auto accident after taking her kids to school...she was wearing slippers that looked like bear paws, Eeyore print pajama/stretchy pants and a sparkly unicorn tee shirt (without a bra)...the cop who investigated the accident knew her from church 🤣... But I’ve seen worse in Walmart!

[@2HRTS1LOVE]

Lol, that's one of my greatest fears, a wreck on the way home from school, sporting my pj's and ratty hair! Not great enough to make me actually get dressed, cuz, hey, I drop her off at 6:45. Way too early for real clothes.

[@elwoodblues9613]

Maybe your friend was going to the Walmart immediately after dropping the kids off at school!

[@iasimov5960]

"Wednesday night at church" reminded me of the time before Wal-Mart came to town (this was before your grannies were born) when businesses in town would close on Wednesday afternoon so's folks could get ready for church. This was also before Burger King, McD, KFC, Pizza Hut and all the other marvels of modern civilization. And there were Blue Laws: no businesses were ALLOWED to be open on Sunday. A dog could take a lengthy nap on the road through the town square without worrying about needing to move for traffic.

[@sherifitzgerald6886]

Ah, the Blue law... 💙 Wow! I remember the roped off sections on Sunday at um...Gibsons ?🤔 in Dallas. Thanks for the memories. I totally forgot about that.

[@cristinitacorazon3377]

Now THAT'S a small town. Where you couldn't get away with anything. Your mama knew before you even got home.

[@christins.1481]

My husband remembers that. One local business did actually open their business on Sunday. The store manager told the following employees that if they didn't show for work Sunday, that they would be fired. That guy had stayed open till about 11 AM when police came in, arrested him and closed the store for that day. The employees working that day were not arrested (only that store manager) and got to keep their jobs btw.

[@cristinitacorazon3377]

@@christins.1481 😆😆😆

[@thistlemoon1]

Not so far in the past. Town still closes at noon on Wednesday here.

[@HannahLT]

"Those shoes have seen unspeakable horrors." 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@lexiecharles6969]

The college look was perfect

[@AflacMan13]

Yup... I've seen the Kelsie look all over my local campus. Oi. IT'S JANUARY FOR PETE SAKES!!!

[@jamesedjones]

"Paying all of those bills in person." Priceless

[@Mimi-un5tr]

This has to be the most factual video I have ever seen on KZbin 🤣🤣🤣 I’m a southerner and I love it!

[@susanbridges931]

So funny and at the same time, so true.

[@bumblebee560]

You guys are so much fun! Makes me want a counterpart from my region (Pacific Northwest). Love from Seattle! ❤

[@charlesjessie1733]

One summer outfit you forgot, for as we call it "Hay Season". The cut off camo pants, skivvy shirt, desert boots stained with hydraulic fluid and the branch of service cap that was only originally worn for about a week after basic training. This outfit says I have my DD214 and I'm back on the farm.

[@Jml416]

This once again proves Matt and me are brothers from another mother. That's my exact wardrobe when not at work. I do all my clothes shopping at Academy Sports & Outdoors. Lol

[@DevilSeiji]

Granny always looks dashing

[@duanecrichlow8791]

Best. Fashion show. Ever. And extremely hilarious, too!

[@TitanicTruths]

Lmao. That "bible verse tattoo" was so magic marker 😂😂😂 love it.

[@rogue7723]

Reminds me of this funny story that happened to me with tattoos. My mom is pretty against tattoos and while I don't mind them, I don't like the idea of something being permanent on my body and I'm not gonna argue with my mom over something as trivial as body ink (Hell, she even had to convince me for like 2 weeks to get my ears pierced when I was 8). So to get around it, my aunt and grandma got me a really dope temporary tattooing kit for my nineteenth birthday :).The first time I tried it, I gave myself a rose tattoo on my forearm, and it stayed fresh until I went to church one Sunday. This was in mid-May so I was wearing a t-shirt, and across the pews from us were our family friends who had young kids who were staring in almost awe at this new mid-sized vibrant red-and-green rose temporary tattoo on my arm :D which not to brag looked real from a distance. (When we met up with them once church was over, I told them it was fake and about the kit). My mom was a bit mortified at first, but now when we look back on it we just laugh.

[@ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Bags under her eyes...by Gucci. Imma use that one. Bless your heart, from SoCal, California! Orange County really appreciated that line!

[@tiffanyscott376]

Idk who I hollered laughing harder for. Grandma or Bill 😂😂😂. They’re so accurate

[@patriciaconlon6549]

"Those are going to make the best grass cutting shoes in about 3-4 years". LOL, I do that.

[@RH-tv9hk]

"Just look at him go, Kelly! So much confidence!" 😂

[@EamonWill]

All you're missing is the people who wear camo everything. The girls in pink camo with pink guns, and the guys wearing boots and a camo hat with either a camo hoodie and tan work pants or a tan cargo jacket and camo pants. Grown adults, college age, high schoolers, it's a look for all ages.

[@theblueduck8765]

"Classic dad power move" 😂

[@melissasaco9469]

"What mysteries do they contain???" I'm dying 😂

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

“This designer bags under her eyes, I think they’re Gucci” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kdfleming2]

This is hilarious. We do a denim & diamonds each spring. Too, too funny. It is the South, y’all.

[@KellyKristina85]

I always say, “this is the best one they’ve made so far,” but than y’all top it!! I LOVE this one!! SOOO true!! 😂

[@Hannah-Lemmert]

"Granny! Granny! Granny!"

[@sherifitzgerald6886]

GRANNY: Rockin' that stylish tew-fer blouse...

[@emilylightsey6374]

The comments on Granny's outfit were perfectly spot on!! Paying them bills and going to church!

[@Lily-rx2cr]

“And those designer bags under her eyes, i they're gucci" lmao

[@barbarat5729]

"What is she drinking?" "Whatever she wants. She doesn't have to remember her name!" Too damn funny!

[@brianmcg321]

The look that says "I overpaid for a cooler". LOL.

[@savannahsierer9338]

Those designer bags under her eyes Kelly! I think they’re Gucci! Why does this describe my life so well like honestly

[@thousandfootdeepend1278]

"I overpaid for a cooler" is probs the most accurate. 😂

[@TheThisIsMe2010]

I genuinely love how much fun Granny is having

[@nurseness86]

Literally the most accurate ever! With the pjs and the VSCO girl!!! And I oop!😂😂😂😂

[@buckacre1348]

Brilliant. As Tim Gunn would say: "Make it work." And it does. I envy all the fun Y'ALL ARE HAVING.

[@feliciabethea2211]

OMG did y'all ever nail everyone I know!!!

[@davidhardwick3816]

This is perfect (and hilariously accurate)!

[@youtubeuser1758]

You don’t know how I got over 900 likes

[@LostInSpice]

Yeah. You see more Salt Life stickers in Lenoir City, TN, than you do in the Outer Banks.

[@Chesh89]

Yeah I'm also in TN and I've seen more Salt Life stickers and shirts than I've ever seen in Florida. Are they lost? Bless their hearts.

[@BarnacleBoy42069]

I've been living in Michigan for a few years and I see way more salt life stickers here than I did when I lived in Florida lol

[@docdeth904]

Florida Ex-Pat here. I see those all over Ohio and Pennsylvania.

[@jamienorman8205]

seriously, as a floridian i've always been confused by this. it would be one thing if they were other floridian/coastal south transplants but my former boss had a salt life sticker on his car but was born and raised in tennessee. make it make sense!

[@bieuxyongson]

Truer words were never spoken! The monograms were great!

[@johnmorgan1629]

'There's the monster, that ties this whole ensemble together.' Fully expected a kid appearing behind her, screaming 'MOM...I want.'

[@Meela234]

Yeeesss! New Balance do make the best grass cutting shoes in a couple of years! Lol

[@budgunter8950]

It's A Southern Thing is GREAT!! Thank you for making us all laugh. The Whole Cast Does a Wonderful Job. Y'all Keep the videos coming

[@harding0010]

I use to rock the shorts covered by the t-shirt look every summer. Yes, my mom asked me if I had anything under that shirt.

[@FinisiusMaximus]

How friggin adorable is Talia? She just brings that Southern Gal to all of these videos.

[@lilz0208]

“Those Designer bags under her eyes Kelly. I think their gucci”. 😂🤣

[@cristinitacorazon3377]

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it". That's what WD40, duct tape and baling wire is for. Read more And yes. Yes I always have those around.

[@DodiTov]

Yup. Was in the Home Depot the other day. Did you know they sell WD40 in gallons now? Mind BLOWN!

[@Laura-mi3nv]

Its kinda scary how hard you hit this nail on the head.

[@nlb4431]

I really did ask if she was wearing pants before they ever mentioned it. Lawrd. 😂

[@brandygipson1675]

Oh my gosh !! I am rolling!!! This literally is every personality and every southern person I know!! Omg nailed this!! I am rolling!!😂 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheNinnyfee]

The embroidery machines line was funny, thank you! 😄

[@mrs.cracker4622]

My son in South Louisiana saw a man in pajamas get off his horse and tie it up outside a service station/convenience store so he could go in and make a purchase.

[@AdventureSeeker29]

the fact that I have the exact same outfit as Bill, delights me

[@rebeccacox504]

Omg YESSS! I live in south Georgia & I swear, everyone I know was represented on that runway - including myself - a certified 'Mimi' ❤❤!!

[@Flamingobear]

The funniest one when you said that granny has a day of paying bills in person 😂😂

[@jphilb]

As someone who helps strangers at Home Depot, I resemble Bill.

[@RN-lo6ti]

I love how accurate this is

[@bryloneller6096]

“On the back of his 4Runner” every guy that dressed like that drives a 4Runner V8 😂😂

[@sweetnsourchick1761]

Wow! Matt was really rockin' the dad look! You go, Matt!

[@JadXtreme]

"What's in those pockets?" You ask, a handgun or pocket knife in each pocket!

[@sherifitzgerald6886]

Now y'all don't forgit the Skol chewin' tobacca...

[@caragarcia2307]

Trash, men don't believe in trash cans.

[@cristinitacorazon3377]

I ALWAYS have my knife. It goes wallet, phone, knife. Check. And lots of times the dog too.

[@cristinitacorazon3377]

@Ellie The Reader That you scrape off the wrapper with your teeth.

[@thistlemoon1]

Cara Garcia no, that’s usually in the floor of the truck or left on the kitchen counter

[@JUSTME061394]

Y’all hit everyone perfectly . 😂😂