Jake and Amir: Game Ideas

[@WhatABanana]

"...even if you dreamed big? 'Cause of the Moon landings. Okay. Yeah yeah. [to Jake] You're a moron." - Such hope in Amir's voice. And when he's let down passes on the blame. Beautiful.

[@lastofmykind8]

"No I won't. Again. Or for the first time. I won't and I didn't. And I haven't. Again. Or ever." I don't know if this was writing or Amir making it up then and there, but I fucking love this line.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

+lastofmykind8 Improv

[@lastofmykind8]

It's fantastic.

[@coreyperdue37]

I read that right as he read it!! Haha

[@eriktischer9157]

I wish they had made the list of list ideas video.

[@Pedakin]

They’re back.. it could happen.

[@FortNox183]

If Jake and Amir check these comments… we need the list of lists

[@FISHD00G]

+1 list of list ideas!

[@mattmulroypro]

They gotta use this in 2022👀

[@valx5]

THIS WOULD BE AMAZING

[@kenilazarus4260]

The way Amir said "copyright infringement" makes it sound like it's the solution and not the problem

[@Nodoybefore]

"One take" Jake almost blew it when Amir broke the phone

[@Supermanohman]

"you thought we went to the moon by accident?" This just made me LOL for real for some reason.

[@georgestevenson2777]

I love that they put the jojo bit before the actual phone smashing so jake just looks pissed and there's a cracked phone next to him for no reason.

[@gayjesus9448]

I don't get the jojo thing

[@gayjesus9448]

What is that

[@TamzinHadasa]

@@gayjesus9448 See 0:24

[@calebduarte5255]

something i never noticed is that amir says the moon landing just happened "one night", because he thinks it has to be nighttime for people to go to the moon

[@JakeIsDev]

0:42 "10/10 An emotionally captivating open world experience" - IGN

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

Jake has passed Amir his phone at least a four times and every time it got smashed, thrown in the sea or dropped is Jakes own fault

[@Caddick12345]

'All Long Pieces Tetris' Ah, that would be heaven... Tetris after Tetris after Tetris after Tetris!

[@caleblewis8169]

Or none at all

[@nyxunderhill6437]

Lose in like 4 turns

[@pqjksttuuuuu]

0:24 the phone is already broken. This only further proves that everyone at CollegeHumor is indeed, a sorcerer.

[@benjaminnewington9099]

0:25 - Phone is broken before Amir hits it.

[@thatmanckid]

ye that's really gonna bug me now i know continuity isn't too highly regarded as an essential aesthetic in regards to internet videos but god damn, that's really annoying

[@KanekiKen-qx2ew]

This video isn't in chronological order,that scene happened after the phone broke.

[@thatmanckid]

Kaneki Ken these videos are in chronological order, that's not what that word means in this context

[@KanekiKen-qx2ew]

James Hodson I don't think you know what it means.

[@thatmanckid]

Kaneki Ken no u

[@thatquietkid]

This is an obvious advertisement for facial backne

[@BigMarcello100]

0:26 the phone is already broken in this shot and five seconds later he breaks it again

[@levis6418]

Fuck you!

[@BigMarcello100]

Fuck you too, sir

[@DrFroggen]

break*

[@BigMarcello100]

DrFroggen Thanks for telling. I corrected it

[@ethannnnnnn]

0:40 Its more broken here than it is at 0:37

[@shinestax]

they have mentioned spotify in like 5 videos in a row now

[@endors_toi]

And they are getting paid by Spotify to do so

[@sectorcodec]

It's a good service, plus the joke was funny.

[@shinestax]

makes it less funny for me personally when the joke is only there for the sake of money

[@MomilyMoon]

DatAssIsFine What the fuck do you think professional comedians usually write jokes for?

[@gasvia]

I think it'd be funnier if it was more obvious or self referential like 30 Rock.

[@lucaswilliam719]

"Tetris, all long pieces" "that actually sounds pretty satisfying" lmao

[@JakeTheAppleTaker]

So much real Jake laughter in the form of bearded smirks... Never end series, never end!

[@Azimii]

never end :)

[@george1764]

@@Azimii never

[@dylangiles1861]

@@george1764never

[@miniv7HD]

0:25 Jakes phone is clearly broken. 0:31 Amir breaks his phone.

[@computergeeksmart]

shhhh, don't ruin it for the others

[@suicidalfish2]

Another thing you may notice is that none of this is any particular order.

[@Themingemoblie]

They must of fucked up the shot the first time with laughter, Jake is always grinning

[@MrBlackLenses]

“Can i pitch you a list of list ideas?” Buzzfeed/Watchmojo 2017

[@DaDoppen]

JoJo's Bizarre Plumbing?

[@dragonfighter4171]

THE MARIO WOOOOORRRRLLDDDDD!!!!!!!

[@Moliminous]

***** YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DIO, BUT IT WAS REALLY ME, MARIOOO

[@ThatOneRandomSteve]

Next you're going to say, "Is this a JoJo's reference?" Toyu!

[@quranmccoy5672]

@@ThatOneRandomSteve Nani? How do you always know?

[@gbird.]

.

[@Assassin73311]

Why is there a broken phone at 0:25, but he doesn't actually break it until 0:31? You can see that it's not Amir's phone because at 1:14 he flashes his screen to the camera and it's perfectly fine.

[@Assassin73311]

PsychoParrot1 Amir's phone isn't on the table at 0:25 when it showed the broken phone that actually isn't supposed to be broken until 0:31. But Amir flashes his un-broken phone at 1:14 proving that the first phone at 0:25 wasn't his, but it was Jake's that didn't get broken until 0:31.

[@Assassin73311]

PsychoParrot1 Yeah, if you actually comprehended what I was stating, you wouldn't have even posted. I never said the phone that was broken was Amir's. I said that it could be proven that it couldn't be his because Amir pulls his out and flashes it to the camera at 1:14. thus proving that it had to be Jake's without a doubt. Actually read what I write before writing your condescending remarks.

[@st4rrytea]

Assasain14 Oh man, I feel like a fucking idiot now, I clearly don't know what I'm doing. Um, sorry to disturb you, sir. *hurriedly runs away*

[@f1urps]

Guys, why does it matter if collegehumor made a tiny editing error just leave it alone

[@nathanmilaszewski5067]

Sebastian Cox This is the internet. _Everything_ matters

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

Why has Jake not realized not to give him his phone by now? Lol also why does he need to hold his hand to pee. 😂

[@jackboneart]

Amir: You know how it's illegal to spy on people while they shit, shower, and shave? Murph: Only if it's in 30 seconds flat Amir: Really?

[@TheComedyCornerCrew]

Jake and Amir r my favorite people in the world. I watch your videos all day. Ily

[@NougatCN]

1:35 that rant always gets me lol "what do you do"

[@retsuza]

"Spotify but only for songs" at this point, I wish

[@forgonenapster8888]

Nah, headgum is awesome

[@Yaktopan]

@@forgonenapster8888 GOAT podcast network

[@Sinistra0988]

Make it free as well and I’m with you.

[@juannyb1116]

this was the funniest jack and amir in a while

[@LiamEsterly]

I believe Hurwitz is reading _A Game of Thrones_

[@GoToBedJoffrey]

Liam Esterly I believe he is looking at the map in it.

[@scytha3721]

I believe that both of you believe what you stated.

[@elizabethcomstock4923]

Game of Thorns? More like Game of THONGS!

[@owen-cu6gr]

@@elizabethcomstock4923 Game of Thorns?

[@FlamingFreedomDotCom]

Amir should get a TED Talk!

[@NapkinTable]

I think the best part of Jake and amir is that they're barely holding it together and not trying to laugh the whole time. Don't know how they get through a film session

[@fraserwingate259]

jack laughing but cant afford to do another take

[@ThePoptartster]

+Fraser Wingate You've clearly never worked with Amar! Also that's why they call him "one tack Jack!"

[@KojakShorts]

+ThePoptartster wtf is happening in this comment

[@samuelperezgarcia]

+ThePoptartster this guy doesn't know jake shit

[@ThePoptartster]

ItsSeriousSarcasm A hijakeing?

[@plokijum]

+ItsSeriousSarcasm its all abuot jjkae.

[@darkritualpass]

The phone was broken in the shot before Amir broke it.

[@zjones9876]

Actually Amir does have the right to make a Tetris clone as the game mechanics are so simple and basically a puzzle that they are not subject to copyright.

[@AJSSPACEPLACE]

But who would buy his Tetris clone? When the real thing is free (to some extent) and available on basically every platform?

[@valx5]

I would spend like, a BAD amount of money to play that game

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

That's the joke einstein

[@moochington]

i watched this on the shitter

[@chessmaster9830]

Pine same

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

But did you also shower and shave?

[@thecs13yea]

WOLF OF WALL STREET REFERENCE!!

[@maunichyr]

i laughed really hard when he did the wolf of wall street bit

[@ShakthiMonkey]

the phone is already broken in the beginning

[@devargayle8347]

Best one in a long long while.

[@DoronBarShay]

i will never ever do that, again, ever, or for the first time, never again, for the first time because i never did it

[@miracledip5123]

Ah yes the era of Spotify product placement 🎶

[@threeshotwilliams1218]

Best part of Collegehumor!!!!!!

[@BurnNotice3210]

Best one for a long while. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@DendyJungle]

3:04 a bit like liam neeson

[@FalseAlarm100]

1:09 - "That's how it goes, livin' in the city, everybody gettin' down to the nitty gritty" hahahahaha I don't even know if they're intentionally referencing that song...

[@PayneInTha]

you guys are the best at what you do man!!!!!!!!

[@BlackThunderFish]

Wall Street Humming song!!!

[@2pool777]

I love that movie!

[@BakerbrothertvOfficial]

ListeningToTom It's a 'Leonardo Di Caprio' and 'Martin Scorsese' movie. I'm sure half of Jake & Amir users have seen 'Wolf Of Wall Street' if not more.

[@Cole444Train]

ListeningToTom lol. kinda a popular movie bub.

[@liam7073]

ListeningToTom everyone knew

[@2pool777]

***** Cole444Train Liam Costello jeez chill i only said i liked the movie

[@mONEyCruickshankGaming]

I just realized the scene before Amir hits Jakes phone, it is already broken.

[@muffinfingerz5796]

Spotify isn’t only for songs anymore… sounds like Amir predicted it

[@manchesterisblue1023]

PAY TO PLAY

[@jeanlobrot]

Jake and amir is seriously the best thing collegehumor has going. They better keep this FOREVER.

[@MiceHendrickson]

This is so good, and even better if you listen to their podcast.

[@PunkRockBuddha]

Jake is reading a little book called " A game of thrones" I approve jake

[@coreyperdue37]

Nobody thought to go to the moon!

[@maddiemai2249]

Jake really is an idiot for telling Amir to call tech support. How would they fix a cracked screen

[@MrHooberstank98]

This Is my fave video on the channel

[@Anicca88]

I lost my shit when Amir did the Wolf of Wall Street "Chest Bumping". LOL!!

[@pastramichop]

CollegeHumor's entrance to the App Store begins today. Make that Tetris game and I will buy it

[@thisgirlneedscoffee3714]

Lol lmfao xD You guys are sooo funny, love the video

[@Bulletdave23]

Omg, I can't believe Jake is reading Game of Thrones!

[@ericprochnow753]

+Bulletdave23 Or rather staring at the map of Westeros haha!

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

"Game of Thorns"? Try "Game of Thongs!!"

[@brandonfields5720]

You just destroyed one of the last good phones with a physical keyboard. RIP Droid 4.

[@TuLuSyA]

the phone was already broken on the 3rd cut scene, however it is being smashed only in the 4th scene...=)

[@joshk100]

Sabaku no wa ore no stando da! PURUMBA MAN!

[@dorian_md]

Do jake and amir get paid by spotify or do they just like love songs and shit?

[@spencerrichardson263]

The proof is in the smile

[@TeeBreak]

Spencer Richardson and people only smile when they’re happy!

[@adammcmenamin7203]

hahaha love the channell

[@Freqsheux]

0:25 So who's broken phone is that..if Amir hadn't broken Jakes yet. Conspiracy. Theory. It's an anachronistic plot piece.

[@Scanger0]

when amir is talking about pluming you can see that the phone on the table is broken before it happens lol

[@maddiemai2249]

I listen to their podcast on Spotify

[@Andr3wco7]

Jake and Amir: Game Ideas

[@AdamPolidano]

Mate Gulua wtff calm down

[@AdamPolidano]

i know my way around the internet bro tks lool

[@casualquestmen]

please not here.. please. have you moved on from runescape now? go advertise the video title elsewhere, go back to runescape if you must. but not jake and amir. this is a nice place.

[@64manxman]

They've named dropped Spotify pretty much every episode now

[@RVus]

In the first scene, the phone is already cracked.

[@theeightyeighth381]

Great structure to this one

[@xk4l1br3]

hahaha "I'm peeing... for a second..."

[@jonnnnniej]

I just realized The Wolf of Wallstreet came out 7 years ago and now I feel old

[@BarginsGalore]

Yeah it feels like way longer

[@nunu7797]

I love how every single video is about how psychotic amir is, but they are ALL hillarious

[@charliewhelan9488]

Well, not all

[@gbird.]

I need that list of list ideas

[@dixiecronin7791]

Oh God I love the Wolf of Wall Street allusion! So perfect!!!

[@reesetherrien4316]

whats that song at 1:49

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Ive never seen a game like this fast paced... That was the ad that played before this vid

[@kahealanilua2670]

Laughed so hard when he did the 'Wolf of Wallstreet' thing!

[@CheekyCroc143]

whats the hitting the chest and huming thing called? I forgot

[@gbird.]

jojo's bizarre plumbing adventure

[@UnanimousSauce]

is jake reading a song of ice and fire??

[@Dingle.Donger]

2:10 where is this from

[@yetzinator2000]

the wolf of wall street

[@netmediocre]

Oh, man, I love this show! :D

[@FarmerOne]

It’s true, there always is one you haven’t seen!

[@gtgw]

love the wolf of wall street reference

[@TR123]

0:25 Phone is broken: continuity error

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

+TR To be fair this type of video doesn't usually have continuity to begin with--it's scattered shots of one meeting.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

+TR To be fair this type of video doesn't usually have continuity to begin with--it's scattered shots of one meeting.

[@JayMiV]

+TR This video is not in chronological order.

[@niranjanaselvasundar162]

The Wallstreet reference though! Perfection!

[@BULLTRONHERO]

"a shit, a shower... perhaps a shave... with SCHICK HYDRO." I was waiting for it, but it never came. I am almost disappointed.

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

They showed jakes phone broken before he smashed it.

[@SGMIV]

Okay! Jake is reading "A Game of Thrones" whatta gooooon!

[@bloblin1267]

the Wolf of Wall Street chest thump Amir does is fucking hilarious

[@shadowsmaster5883]

in he singing a song in 1:53 ?

[@TaterTots620]

Do you think they are getting paid to mention Spotify or do they just really like Spotify?

[@KrazyOnYoutubeLOL]

What is the song Amir is humming to?

[@daemonsmith9814]

Did anyone notice that the phone was cracked before he hit it in the frame before it. Then it went to the frame he did break it

[@jeremykurtz9031]

In the this video series, where exactly do jake and Amir work?

[@SuperMarioMan4427]

At 0:25 ....but it was broken BEFORE that shot

[@cFyugThCzvAqYaGmxRgfCKTuvHMEjQ]

This series is so fucked up I actually love it.