Jake and Amir: Dinner Jokes

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[@MyMiniMovieMagic]

I wish the episode would have just ended when Jake walked out lol

[@jacobkobald1753]

Not saying it's not a great skit but that would've been epic

[@Jac12]

Lol. someone did it kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5SqiZ2KaZ6mr5I

[@JassZoigel]

kzbin.infoUgkxMzjQ7Wwpt_gne517JXf4B-OBeNe5xy6j clipped it

[@RaycrowX]

Yes!!!

[@LameScreename]

I feel like we're watching Amir's slow transition from harmlessly eccentric to violently insane.

[@josephpoyastro4580]

You nailed it

[@AhrkFinTey]

little did you realize just how right you were

[@ReallyBadJuJu]

You always hear the story of Amir doing all of these insane things when he's talking to Jake, but you never have to watch the uncomfortable interactions with the rest of the public. But if his humiliating stories are to believed at all, he's always been like this. The only difference is they didn't actually show him shitting himself.

[@subliminal2927]

@@ReallyBadJuJuthey show him shitting himself in Hygiene

[@BlizzardofOze]

I love how the videotape isn't even from the same conversation. You can hear it in Amir's inflection. So not only is this NOT the first time he's tried this, he failed to properly record it that time too. It's the little things like this that turn a really really good video, into a fantastic one.

[@AmirCollege]

Honestly I think that is a continuity error. Nevertheless, good joke

[@AaronTheImposter]

I think they just prerecorded it..

[@pennclick]

@Christopher Marlowe Probably because he failed to record and only recorded him saying "or do I have a videotape of the whole friggin thing"

[@someguy5815]

I can't like this

[@someguy5815]

can't ruin the magic

[@seancunningham8571]

Poor Chloe moves up from working at a P.G.I. Fuglies to a nice steak house and still has to put up with serving Amir

[@mickomoo]

USA Rice? wow that continuity.

[@RamenSploosh]

ikr? XD how did i miss that before? lol

[@samuelbuchananbarlow5677]

It was mentioned by Amir as a birthday gift for jake

[@camerontempleton1355]

@@samuelbuchananbarlow5677 And is also a real twitter account Amir posted on in character.

[@bobbyhernandez7117]

@@camerontempleton1355 OMG is it really?? I was just thinking to myself that sounded like it might be real

[@kalm_tree]

Bobby Hernandez It is real. And it last posted in 2013. Good shit regardless though

[@TheExarion]

Just realized, this didn't have the usual Jake and Amir opening.

[@ChasesReality]

TheExarion odd

[@5y9h3r]

I just realized it’s probably cause Jake doesn’t want to be there.

[@miracledip5123]

I think this is when they were transitioning to the new popsicle stick opening

[@Vintexen]

Ive seen every episode of Jake and Amir not once, not 12, but a dozen times, and this is legit Amir gold.

[@wildflowerwoods1333]

"That's when you say your name, sweetheart. It's called flirting!"

[@wildlydistraughtindividual]

Follow it, if you SCARE! Moo-oo-ah-ah-ah

[@joeyrozic1100]

i had to pause it there to get a grip XD hahahaha

[@jonnnnniej]

He also made a scare joke in another episode where Amir is alone at a diner! :D

[@biamlutler8485]

"Good news everyone my name is Jake herwitz and dinners on me"

[@FullDiamondAlchemist]

i think i have finally realise how amir doesnt live on the streets. he doesnt work at college humour but just shows up there and act like he does and then pays for everything in lawsuits.

[@Arandomfigure]

Yeah. He has a lot of neat life hacks that save you time, effort, money and not to mention c-c-c-c-cash.

[@boss_444]

1Nf1n1tY Gaming your name hurts to look at. Why didn't you simply put Infinity?

[@gongde8669]

Note to self: Get waitresses to slap me and videotape it.

[@TheBleachRocker]

Fuck you.

[@shoopdawoop32]

Isn't this the same waitress from the PGI Fugly's incident?

[@ArcaneKeeperD20]

+shoopdawoop32 She's cursed.

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Damn, Amir likes his steak rare as hell.

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

You should try it sometime, ask for some bread (fries will do too) to drench up the bloody juice that comes out of it. Lovely :)

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

Rare is fucking nasty

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

***** that's why you get medium or medium well

[@Cyber_Noot]

Rare's the only way to go. I don't like eating meat with the texture of coal.

[@skullofrebellion6653]

Then get Medium Well, Natalie

[@mightytaco123]

It’s cool yet painful to finally see Amir’s stories he usually tells jake with our own eyes.

[@nickwells2602]

that doesn't look like chicken nuggets

[@SpiceWeazel]

Holy shit. Everything has changed.

[@OhplsAndrew]

Are those my nuggets in theyuh

[@GarrettTrimble]

I think he can go a day without the nugs

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I love so much the little zoom in on Amir's face at 0:44.

[@EpIkMadness]

WheresWallace4883 f

[@CRAZEEDUDE18]

The episodes that involve literally anyone not from the CH office are so uncomfortable lmao... Jake and Amir both manage to make regular people outside of work hate them so easily. See episodes: Waitress, Dinner Jokes, The Club, Coffee Shop, Amir Faces the Harsh Realities of Dating, and countless others

[@jefferysparks4431]

"You're hurting my fingers honestly..."

[@Aomicplane]

This is something that normally Jake would narrate back to Amir but actually played out lol

[@zLukkee]

whoever writes the descriptions for these episodes deserves a medal

[@NougatCN]

It's fine? It's fine? Or do I have a videotape of the whole frickin thing!?

[@waldo1478]

that first line omg

[@anonymouslyknown92]

i lost it right there at the beginning.

[@AndrewPonti]

So did I - best part!

[@dearimena7466]

How am I not seeing any comments on that amazing "I'm Rich....James Bitch" joke at the end.

[@xoxo5961]

Amir should be on more collegehumor sketches.

[@zeekdavis11]

are you serious?

[@luishtdw]

wow way to be incredibly vague keezdavis. Amir was in more collegehumor sketches pre-2011/2012, most notoriously Hardly Working. He's a lot better on J&A, however the series has been plummeting since around the move to LA.

[@xoxo5961]

Oh my god! I love hardly working xD

[@MandenTV]

I love how jake acts like a parent when amir calls the tramp and tramp and slaps him in the back of his freaking face.

[@zd111809]

i wish i could find a guy like amir... i think my days would be filled with endless laughter

[@joelambert1784]

"That's almost enough out of you actually." Is my new go to line for crappy customers hahaha

[@nayanaswal92]

This video reminds me of the way Amir used to ask Jake "Dinner tonight?" in the earlier episodes! Oh, nostalgia!

[@Josh-wt5xp]

jake finally agreed to dinner tonight

[@TheAdamFothers]

Jessica is hot

[@michaelh13]

They should be dining at THE Ds!

[@jeffbrondo6831]

+My Old Name Sucked. What in the world does "same" mean in real world english in this context??

[@jakobthorseng6377]

+My Old Name Sucked. What was your old name?

[@jakobthorseng6377]

Pffff

[@jakobthorseng6377]

***** Makes me cringe

[@jakobthorseng6377]

***** Wow we turned into like best friends in the ''reply'' area of a comment of someone saying They should be dining at THE Ds! in a Jake and Amir video called ''Dinner Jokes''... This is too funny :')

[@Superdarkcloud666]

Judge: And the court finds in favor of the restaurant. Amir you will have to pay them $2,000,000. Amir: .....................Fuck me.

[@bronco24]

Superdarkcloud666 Is a check fine?

[@Superdarkcloud666]

Very nice dude!

[@sevenseveen1337]

+bronco24 ..... name?

[@biamlutler8485]

Shit joke

[@GorzillaPoo]

that would be so out of character. the correct should be: Amir: ...noooo!

[@nathanbrathwaite3997]

after 6 years i'v finally grown strong enough to finish this without cringing into unconsciousness

[@RCARD-pz2et]

Same tbh

[@thedick009]

I love how casually Jake slaps Amir, like it's a thing he has to do all the time and there was zero thought required in the decision

[@misheelmunkhsoyol7003]

actually im so happy after watching this cuz i always wanted to do same thing this guy did. taping all the events of ppl

[@someperson5506]

1:26 Amir looks like a baby bird waiting for food from its mother.

[@ShimonYaqulu]

Amir makes my day every time lol

[@FryDaddy]

Lmao the girls reaction to him saying lawsuit was priceless

[@SquatterMoccasin]

this series is the crown jewel of college humor

[@TheEzzyMaster]

That waitress is beautiful

[@MandenTV]

Yeah I'd watch her from afar and breath heavily then awkwardly look away when she looks at me with disgust.

[@Tribrachidiumheraldicum]

You mean you'd Aladdin her from Jafar. Girls love Disney.

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

Then I'd treat her to a meal of sushi, but only if she would treat me-et to a seat ON HER FACE.

[@OhplsAndrew]

Low standards.

[@brettk8230]

Yes usarice returned

[@thexulterius]

Ahaahaa wow this episode was golden. My new favourite.

[@mailneerg2308]

I love these guys so much

[@MrXekaz]

I hate to admit it but... Amir is actually a genius on how he pulled that all off... like, did not see that coming... X'D

[@carloscorona8197]

The video on the phone wasn't the same thing😂😂😂

[@Fuffuloo]

the "moo-oo-aa--aa-aa" slaps harder the second time 'round

[@bakedfresh13]

Why do I always come back to Jake and Amir? So painful to watch, but soooo funny!

[@MarioTransformer7001]

Holy shit I just realize that I can make so much money by girls slapping me. Thank you amir :D

[@legoindy111]

Hang on, how often does that happen?

[@rosegfx4840]

Not Leonard Nimoy hey, it's Leonard Nimoy

[@legoindy111]

No, this is Amir

[@rosegfx4840]

Not Leonard Nimoy no. you're Leonard Nimoy

[@legoindy111]

I guess I'm that too.

[@TopazRocker]

Lost it at 0:07 lmao

[@iansauce8641]

They should have their own show lol, I can't get enough of this .

[@shadowofadoubt14]

This is probably the best one they've ever done!

[@bee-ho7of]

I can barely tell if the humour is worth how uncomfortable the video made me aaaah

[@noxjoe]

lol These are my favorite skits on this channel

[@IronCharioteer]

Jake and Amir vids always brighten my day :) keep it up guys!

[@aidanswain1245]

Jake and Amir is easily the best thing college humour produce

[@ItsKanches]

Jake and Amir is by far the best series i have ever seen

[@Felarchy]

1:28, I don't know why, but this face gets me every time I watch this 😂

[@undeny]

I'm headin over to some cracked clips to cheer me up ...need it this time.

[@gerdeeplincon7197]

Gotta love these videos keep em comin

[@patu8010]

Haha, I laughed my ass off. :D These "crazy characters meet real world" type of skits are the best.

[@kobaee]

One of their best ones ever!

[@PaypalBank]

So much for JAKE and amir

[@JakobtheHiggins]

Make a sequel for this!!

[@O-pinyin]

I love how the recording is different from how he really did it

[@lewisharvey1204]

Couldn't stop laughing at jake when he instantly says later lol

[@CollegeKid2745]

U of Minnesota CAN NOT WAIT!!

[@BodyHunter0007]

This is AMAZING!!! Lost for words

[@Darth_Bateman]

Ah, well it is always great to meet a fan.

[@tayswiftie13s]

Jake and Amir are my fav skits

[@saketjawaji1557]

it's been ages since i enjoyed a Jake&Amir.

[@popsiclesandhoney3702]

"you're hurting my fingers, actually" I died!!!

[@TheSuperdxhbk]

favorite show ever1

[@xXxTheDarkNinjaxXx]

I like how on (Almost) every video I see on this channel, there's someone being a comment warrior fighting about something.

[@thexulterius]

One of the best J&A's

[@phastings1]

omg haha. you guys are brilliant

[@TizTommy]

lawl, YAY a New One!!!!!

[@SergAI]

Hahahaha omg this was hilarious i miss these

[@PikachuStudiosOffical]

1st time i watched jake and amir PREETY FUNNY

[@Coversbymonsters]

hahaha that first joke kills!!

[@10streetX]

OMG!!! LOVE THIS !!!

[@ryuuk85]

He hangs out with so other ppl don't have to. I have a friend just like that, we do our part.

[@JakobtheHiggins]

I'm asking them to make a sequel to this video irregardless of whether this is one or not.

[@tinadee327]

I have never loved an online series more. I love you jake....I love amir more though....

[@MultiCRUDE]

The funniest one ever made!

[@Mavuriku]

Class act extraordinaire.

[@Datrandompigeon]

One of their best xD

[@colorfulcrayon57]

two for the price of FUN!

[@fr33doom]

haha...very funny. like this new touch

[@darkmandoom1]

This Made my Day :3

[@Me4502]

I love how he always uses Jake's name.

[@victoria320-49]

I

[@98rosser]

PART TWO!

[@Phelan666]

I think he just tells everyone it's his birthday every day. Like the mad hatter.

[@Joethecreater47]

big fan

[@StealingClips]

I laughed more at the 'most offices' bit at the end for some reason haha

[@mashroom1993]

awesome, very well sir

[@MrRobbobsob]

Right when the scene shifts to Amir after jake leaves at around the ninth or tenth second, I hear Thrift Shop.

[@shadowmane55]

lol jake and amir is the best..

[@TJankris]

this is my fav j&a