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@rickyraymond6278 жыл бұрын
"Say I know you know." - Such a brilliant subtle line.
@nickdasnowman8 жыл бұрын
but not illegal
@TheLiam18118 жыл бұрын
+Ricky Raymond you know i know...
@TheCooderix7 жыл бұрын
You don't have to say it, you know I know
@schuesslerlauren5 жыл бұрын
You know I know
@DReynolds_OG4 жыл бұрын
@@nickdasnowman subtle but not illegal, very Global
@BigGaines9 жыл бұрын
"You won't look good in this shirt. This shirt is a bad shirt, but I'm a fucking attractive dude so I make it work for me, y'know what I'm sayin?" lmao
@lucyanne96269 жыл бұрын
MassivePandaAttack11 I love how Jake subtly slips his whole insecurity thing in mid video.
@minartson9 жыл бұрын
+MassivePandaAttack11 He is right though.
@wildlydistraughtindividual8 жыл бұрын
+MassivePandaAttack11 I must have watched this 10 times by now and I somehow have never even heard him say that til now
@frederickstuart74957 жыл бұрын
MassivePandaAttack11 wow awesome catch
@joshxkerrigan5 жыл бұрын
It’s been 3 years, I listened closely just so hear that line hahaha wow
@jesusthroughmary7 жыл бұрын
0:38 That breath that Amir takes, preparing himself for the onslaught. Comedy gold.
@slycooper4596 жыл бұрын
jesusthroughmary omg exactly
@shaazy5 жыл бұрын
This entire skit is just riddled with genius
@triple1dot3 жыл бұрын
The Presidential Debate
@idk-ql3xs3 жыл бұрын
Jake = Biden, Amir = Trump
@Hyndergogen9 Жыл бұрын
That's not fair, these guys are much more coherent
@Athenasblaze9 ай бұрын
@@idk-ql3xsthat implies biden thinks rationally 🤣
@nise66998 ай бұрын
@@AthenasblazeI mean Jake doesn't think rationally, just what makes him look cool
@LastKansasExit8 ай бұрын
Biden has to be Amir, for the amount of times he's shit himself
@PettyPranks12 жыл бұрын
The script was an inch thick
@zestyzucchini573 жыл бұрын
Most of it was stage directions.
@Last_Respecter3 жыл бұрын
You might be singing a different tune when you hear who we were gonna cast for the part
@repetetivebeats3 жыл бұрын
@@Last_Respecter Ed nort
@samuelluce82863 жыл бұрын
When the pranks are petty!
@zestyzucchini573 жыл бұрын
I just went to reply this exact same thing. Turns out i already did.
@katzen33148 жыл бұрын
KZbin subtitles don't stand a chance...
@neontime85078 жыл бұрын
Lol I just read them
@KathiYAH8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@williamholtzclaw30297 жыл бұрын
"Can i get one that's red and cowboy, just like jake?"
@percabeth88896 жыл бұрын
I tested and... it did NOT work😅😅😅
@nicklespale224 жыл бұрын
heeeill nawww
@Aomicplane10 жыл бұрын
Lol i love how Jake at one part starts to act like in one of the insecure Jake episodes "you wouldn't look good in this shirt, this shirt is a bad shirt but i'm so attractive i make it look good"
@TheManinBlack90545 жыл бұрын
Arnodude53 it's always about his appearance tho
@jesusthroughmary5 жыл бұрын
"This shirt, it's a bad shirt, but I'm a fuckin' attractive dude so I make it work for me."
@lyricspeople12349 жыл бұрын
When I try to explain Jake and Amir to people, I show them this video
@partyonsparty18754 жыл бұрын
On point 🙏
@Randyy110 жыл бұрын
(Amir stares at Jake. Jake looks up at Amir, and Amir looks away.) Jake: What were you doing? Just staring at me? Amir: New shirt. Jake: Yeah. Amir: I know yeah. You don't have to say yeah. I know it is. Jake: You said new shirt, what do you want me to say to that? How should I respond? Amir: Say I know you know. You know I know. Jake: I'm trying to- Amir: What? Jake: I didn't finish talking. You interrupted me and you said what, mid-sentence. Amir: Short sleeve. Jake: It's actually long sleeve, rolled it up. Amir: It is new though, right? Jake: It's new, yeah. (Amir sighs, then they abruptly start talking over each other) Amir: Where'd you get the shirt? Tell me where you got it! Jake: I'm not gonna tell you where I bought the shirt. Stop! Why do you wanna know? Why do you care?! Amir: Because I want it too! That's why I wanna know, because I want to get the shirt too! Jake: Yea-I'm not-okay, so that's exactly why I don't want to tell you. Amir: I'm not gonna wear it on the same day as you, I'm gonna wear it on different days. We can alternate. People won't ever see us wearing the same shirt at the same time. Yeah, they won't say, Oh okay, those two guys are wearing the same shirt. It won't look like a mirror image! Jake: I don't want to give you [...] go out there wearing the same shirt. You want everyone to think we're twins? You want that to happen! I-oh my god. I don't want that-if you want it to happen, I don't want it to happen. That's why I'm not gonna tell you. Amir: So yeah, I'll wear it Monday Wednesday Friday, you wear it on Tuesday Thursday, how's that? How's that for a plan? Jake: That's-it's a bad plan. Amir: How about I get the same shirt as you? It won't even be the same size, it'll be two different shirts, (incoherent babbling), in the same style, same style as it! I-I'm really really stressed out, because I'm afraid that at the end of the day you're not gonna... Jake: I hate-right, right, right, it's-your veins are popping out of your neck so bad! Breathe! Breathe in! Breathe in! Stop yelling and breathe! For three seconds. (Amir stops yelling) Jake: Five, four, alright- Amir: I'm afraid that you're not even gonna end up telling me what shirt! Jake: Oh my god! You... Oh... You know what, you couldn't pull this shirt off. [...] You won't look good in this shirt! This shirt-it's a bad shirt, but I'm a fucking attractive dude so I make it work for me. You know what I'm saying? Amir: Because I can't, like-what I'm gonna walk into a store and go, like, Hey, can I get one that's red and plad just like Jake? They won't know who you are! I'm gonna take a picture and send it to you, but, like, what's that gonna get done? At the end of the day? Give me a range. Give me a range. Give me a range, okay? Give me, like, 10 stores, I'll go to each one and I'll figure out which shirt you're wearing. Jake: You-no-that's so pathetic. You're just gonna walk into-? Amir: Why is that pathetic? That I wanna wear a cool shirt? You're wearing that shirt, are you pathetic? Jake: What-? You're about to cry! You're about to cry! Look at your eyes. Look at your eyes. Amir: (Babbling) Are you pathetic? Are you pathetic? Are you pathet-And it's not like I wanna wear one on the same day! It's not like I'm gonna wear it on the same day! We can alternate days! Jake: Oh you want to alternate! So that means, like, I have to call you before work-I have to check in with you to see if you're wearing my shirt! Amir: You wear it on Monday, I can wear it on Tuesday, you can wear it on Wednesday, I wear it on Thursday, you wear it on Friday, I wear it on Saturday, you wear it Sunday, I can wear it Monday, you can wear it on Tuesday, I can wear it on Wednesday. That's how we should- Jake: I'm not-then we can just share this shirt by your logic, right? Yeah- Amir: Yeah! I wanna do that! I wanna share clothes with you, but I feel like I would sort of ease into that, by getting the same clothes as you, and then you'd realize that, why are we wasting so much money! Jake: Knowing that you wanna do that ultimately really freaks me out. Stop-I wanna s- Amir: We should just wear the same clothes! We can wear the same clothes! Put them in the same-! (They stop yelling over each other) Jake: FINE! I got it at Forever 21! Okay? Are you happy now? Forever 21! There's a unisex section upstairs! (Amir is suddenly wearing the same shirt) Amir: I got the shirt. I said I wouldn't get the shirt, and I did. I did get the shirt. I called your bluff, and you lost. Pat: Woah, woah, twinsies! Did you guys plan that, or...? Amir: Yeah.
@therandomdrummer53847 жыл бұрын
Randyy1 thank you for this gift
@balin1607 жыл бұрын
great jobb man
@lucozade83737 жыл бұрын
Randyy1 +
@loganwolf5587 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comment I applaud you for your noble effort 👏👏👏
@TheCooderix7 жыл бұрын
This was most likely released by amir himself on his reddit, as he has done that before. This was probably just a copy and pasta.
@for3v3rfaithful12 жыл бұрын
haha i love that the tag is still hanging off of amir's shirt at the end =]
@JeremyHoffman12 жыл бұрын
I love how the conversation starts out incredibly mellow and then EXPLODES.
@MaraudingManiac2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that the real Jake and Amir were sharing clothes the entire series so that they could vary up the wardrobes when they were shooting multiple things on the same day
@invertedgames79939 жыл бұрын
well I have to award points for efficiency. the video would have been 4 minutes long if they weren't talking at the same time.
@leadspot3 жыл бұрын
this is the most Jake And Amir episode I will ever see
@Lukeo241210 жыл бұрын
LOL Jake says "breathe for 3 seconds" and then begins counting down from 5
@daninbox5 жыл бұрын
Luke Raymond Jake knew in order to get Amir to breathe for 3 he needed to count from 5.
@schuesslerlauren3 жыл бұрын
@@daninbox What episode is that established?
@Redfield9822 жыл бұрын
@@schuesslerlauren Jake and Amir --- Dog
@ThrillaWhale9 жыл бұрын
This episode was beautiful.
@SamBskate7 жыл бұрын
0:56 "It'll look like AMIR image"
@OhplsAndrew7 жыл бұрын
0:54 *
@StuziCamis7 жыл бұрын
...yes Jake?
@avonyx43746 жыл бұрын
Bad Pun dude
@acgm0466 жыл бұрын
Jake and a mirror
@owen-cu6gr5 жыл бұрын
@@StuziCamis I'm not saying your name. That's a mirror.
@FeederForLife10 жыл бұрын
I watched this three times in an attempt to hear everything they said I think I got about 90% of it
@VerdaTal9 жыл бұрын
If their rants were filled separately, it's still funny. But man, if they somehow got the audio for their rants at the same time, I'd have loved to be on set for that one.
@jesusthroughmary8 жыл бұрын
+Allen S One take Jake
@eboooo8 жыл бұрын
this is a time capsule episode
@alexandergusdorf65 Жыл бұрын
I love Pat showing up in these vids. So wholesome to balance everything out
@HmccrazyT11 жыл бұрын
I just love the subtle detail of Amir's madness at 2:10 where you can see the still-attached price tag dangling from his (Jake's) shirt as he reaches out to touch Jake's hand.
@albertcamus994 жыл бұрын
this is hands down the best episode. It's so good.
@drewbrooke74133 жыл бұрын
I got the shirt
@IAmTheMooderator10 жыл бұрын
I love this show but whoever writes the scripts are genius XD
@angeloschutte6410 жыл бұрын
They do
@IAmTheMooderator10 жыл бұрын
A. Schutte Well they are genius and hilarious.
@jamesbeyer10 жыл бұрын
The Mooderator Your sentence would make more sense with an and, not a "but." In other words: I love this show AND whoever writes the scripts are genius.
@IAmTheMooderator10 жыл бұрын
That is so important! I can't believe that I did not realize that! This information is so interesting! Congratulations, nerd.
@davidnascar42109 жыл бұрын
Don't hate because you can't American good
@Luckysquirrel12568 жыл бұрын
Amir'a shirt still has the price tag dangling from his arm
@dixiecronin77919 жыл бұрын
Anyone else try watching this with double speed? It's incredible~
@FervelLankman139 жыл бұрын
C.f. f2f ed. Dec
@bryanpuckett92695 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, if you slow it to half speed, it becomes 2 drunk guys arguing making very valid points
@HiroAnglon4 жыл бұрын
Amir's hand gestures killed me in this one 😂
@figgledoi7 жыл бұрын
They should put this episode in a time capsule and send it into outer space for aliens to see.
@eboooo5 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing!!! ✊
@mitchawesomefoot613910 жыл бұрын
Pat wears the same shirt in another episode of Jake and Amir.
@sendotakeshi283610 жыл бұрын
muscle tee
@SuperNemx9 жыл бұрын
Mitch Awesomefoot so does the 15 year old in tutors
@NYStateOfMind9869 жыл бұрын
there's a UNISEX SECTION!
@bunnyfaceperson1239 жыл бұрын
How could that be a girl's shirt lel...
@lucyanne96269 жыл бұрын
bunnyfaceperson123 With an open mind, that's how.
@unkilabelevable9 жыл бұрын
+bunnyfaceperson123 idk man my gf looks hot in my plaid shirts.
@bunnyfaceperson1239 жыл бұрын
+unkilabelevable --- they're still not made for grills
@minartson9 жыл бұрын
+unkilabelevable You dress up your hand? Weird.
@shadeSLAYER12710 жыл бұрын
"Cause I'm a fucking attractive dude" XDDDDDD
@jeffreyxiong945410 жыл бұрын
Look at it with closed captioning.
@jesusthroughmary8 жыл бұрын
One of the top 10 episodes.
@user-jn3lg9um5e9 жыл бұрын
0:23 0:26 the guy behind Amir disapeared
@ShadowPegasi8 жыл бұрын
+מידן טמיר it's satan
@eboooo5 жыл бұрын
Midan!
@80nz112 жыл бұрын
I watched this twice, once listening to Amir, then again to listen to Jake!
@eboooo3 жыл бұрын
I remember when this episode came out I was actually in college I came home from my Friday class and had the weekend ahead of me.
@mstech8912 жыл бұрын
watched this twice.. listened to amir the first time and jake the second time.. cant miss anything!!
@Borntokirune8 жыл бұрын
Real talk, Amir looks better wearing that shirt
@chiefbeef96578 жыл бұрын
+Borntokirune I think in a lot of episodes Amir is more handsome than Jake, but I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one. The shirt fits Jake better.
@megatronbee6 жыл бұрын
I agree with you. Amir ftw
@akulahirpada19935 жыл бұрын
Yeah fuckin right how so? how so?
@EvilApple5675 жыл бұрын
You're wrong
@schuesslerlauren4 жыл бұрын
Truth. It fits amir better
@noname.06246 ай бұрын
This gotta be one of the favorite episodes
@emmablowguns8 жыл бұрын
I like how they wear each other's clothes anyway.
@filipernus4 жыл бұрын
throwback to old school Jake and Amir
@lildishrag48606 жыл бұрын
Amir low key has the same talking speed as Eminem
@yuna24610 жыл бұрын
I love when they banter back and forth.
@elrondhubbard6634 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest episode of the whole series
@willbishop13553 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of my favorites.
@hopinghannah11 жыл бұрын
I like to believe that whenever Amir is actually working on the computer, he is editing Ace and Jocelyn videos or making the OneAlmond website.
@dearestbrotherchroma8 жыл бұрын
Amir's shirt still has the tag
@katzen33148 жыл бұрын
Because he just bought it... Did you miss that?
@dearestbrotherchroma7 жыл бұрын
in retrospect i did infact, miss that
@shiva20601 Жыл бұрын
There are some episodes that just blows up spontaneously
@thematthewyoung10 жыл бұрын
"You'll look bad in this shirt, I look good cause I'm freakin attractive"- Jake xD
@loldocs12 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best jake and amir episodes in a while
@siddmohanty611610 жыл бұрын
lol jake at 1:25; this is a bad shirt, but im so attractive i make it look good
@F4rl30d11 жыл бұрын
I like it how amir take a deep breath before he start asking jake where he bought the shirt ! he knew this is gonna be a long talk
@ejwarrick780610 жыл бұрын
this was actually a valid argument lol
@saxytiktak12 жыл бұрын
Why does no one ever comment about the intro but instead comment on the actual sketch?!!! The intros are ALWAYS AWESOME!! :D
@litermeter10 жыл бұрын
I know you know. You know I know.
@rosejohnson671511 жыл бұрын
i love how at the end you can see the tag on Amir's shirt
@ronnoccjh10 жыл бұрын
It will look like "Amir" image 0:53
@Jellyfish1462 жыл бұрын
"Knowing that you want to do that ultimately really freaks me out"
@coolshivthegreatest8 жыл бұрын
1:53 I fucking died...
@weakestlink91597 жыл бұрын
I love that Amir's shirt still has the tag on it.
@SuperNemx9 жыл бұрын
Here comes the drop...
@OmriDaxia12 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite jake and amir episodes in a long time lol!
@OurEyesAreYetToOpen5 жыл бұрын
This is a great episode to introduce someone to J&A
@enderwigginxenocide12 жыл бұрын
I'm Italian . I could hear both people talking at once and follow their logic and conversation. Win
@AmoghDendukuri9 жыл бұрын
Call that "Amir-ror image"
@Yard_Machine9 жыл бұрын
This one was so good.
@JRWW_EFC9 жыл бұрын
"This shirt, it's a bad shirt so it won't look good on you, but I'm an attractive dude"
@isienmai12 жыл бұрын
how did i get back here? I WAS FREE!! watched college humor for about two hours, finally managed to close the tab....how am i back again?? oh yeah I subbed... :D
@TrebleWing7 жыл бұрын
People need to realize how difficult what they are doing in this video really is. Very impressive they pulled this off considering how much they laugh at everything.
@nicholasdupont90979 ай бұрын
People need to realize how difficult you realizing the difficulty of they are doing in this video really is. Very impressive that you pulled this off considering how little you know about anything.
@theAlekW12 жыл бұрын
I still think it's wonderful how Amir has the supernatural power to conjure clothing onto his person at will. Glasses mainly, but this time he used it on a shirt.
@oligart9 жыл бұрын
Jake is Gorgeous
@ashharijaywardena9 жыл бұрын
+oligart I have a sneaky feeling that fact is the lion's share of why I can't stop these Jake and Amir sprees until I run out of credit xD
@trolldad4president11 жыл бұрын
FAVOURITE EPISODE
@jamesc99907 жыл бұрын
"LOOK AT YOUR EYES"
@jost3n89a12 жыл бұрын
I love it at the end amirs shirt still has the tag on it
@doodlokitski75009 жыл бұрын
What am I doing with my life?
@brucebanner98569 жыл бұрын
Watching a Jake & Amir marathon while playing video games. Just like me.
@myworldorder67539 жыл бұрын
Something crazy
@TSELDART1239 жыл бұрын
Bad life? No, bad you.
@lSwearlm1811 жыл бұрын
i had to watch this video twice. once to listen to amir, and then jake.
@GreatestAlive2910 жыл бұрын
new shirt, it aint ralph tho
@drakkingothgod12 жыл бұрын
when they started arguing, i couldnt stop laughing, i almost pissed myself xD
@justinccampos12 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I never noticed
@jesusthroughmary11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the 5 best episodes of J&A.
@PolyRidge10 жыл бұрын
love how Amir's still has the tag on it!
@TigerGun711 жыл бұрын
dude Amir's dad must have been Flash. Just look at how quick Amir gets the shirt, puts on glasses, and randomly pops up places.
@downhillkid0212 жыл бұрын
i like it when the guy in the back is teleporting
@TomoRomo912 жыл бұрын
The first time I just listened to Amir when they were arguing and then went back to listen to Jake
@SandyJessTV11 жыл бұрын
This was put out on my Birthday, I just noticed!
@BoDCheckov12 жыл бұрын
That guy in back of Amir is a freaken NINJA
@QuickScopersUnknown12 жыл бұрын
Amir is the one with the glasses. Welcome to Jake and Amir
@Kronman59010 жыл бұрын
love how the tag is still on amir's shirt
@lisaanne496812 жыл бұрын
I had to watch that twice to listen to both of their arguments
@Patgsmulders12 жыл бұрын
They are so brilliant
@bubbag985011 жыл бұрын
Thanks to these guys for helping mestay up 48 hours... it was easy as long as I was perma laughing.
@Protopro9112 жыл бұрын
i love how amir's still has the tag hanging from it
@elctsocket11 жыл бұрын
Best jake and Amir ever. They should just do it already
@SendMeOnMyWayy11 жыл бұрын
hahahaa omg it is so fun to try and listen to both of them at the same time
@ShinRobS12 жыл бұрын
Ad for Forever XXI very well done, i liked it
@RandomHobosChild12 жыл бұрын
at 1:53 Amir's body gestures are the best
@Deathfromtheright12 жыл бұрын
i love how the guy in the background foresaw this argument and put on his headphones XD
@dannybowers754711 жыл бұрын
This video was posted on my birthday, and i have to say it was a pretty good present
@tonyp.808512 жыл бұрын
i like how Pat has been finishing Jake and Amir...
@desidol2212 жыл бұрын
i had to watch this twice, the first time i listened carefully to what Amir was babbling and the second time i listened carefully to what Jake was babbling back at him. LOL