Jake and Amir: New Shirt

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[@rickyraymond627]

"Say I know you know." - Such a brilliant subtle line.

[@nickdasnowman]

but not illegal

[@TheLiam1811]

+Ricky Raymond you know i know...

[@TheCooderix]

You don't have to say it, you know I know

[@schuesslerlauren]

You know I know

[@DReynolds_OG]

@@nickdasnowman subtle but not illegal, very Global

[@BigGaines]

"You won't look good in this shirt. This shirt is a bad shirt, but I'm a fucking attractive dude so I make it work for me, y'know what I'm sayin?" lmao

[@lucyanne9626]

MassivePandaAttack11 I love how Jake subtly slips his whole insecurity thing in mid video.

[@minartson]

+MassivePandaAttack11 He is right though.

[@wildlydistraughtindividual]

+MassivePandaAttack11 I must have watched this 10 times by now and I somehow have never even heard him say that til now

[@frederickstuart7495]

MassivePandaAttack11 wow awesome catch

[@joshxkerrigan]

It’s been 3 years, I listened closely just so hear that line hahaha wow

[@jesusthroughmary]

0:38 That breath that Amir takes, preparing himself for the onslaught. Comedy gold.

[@slycooper459]

jesusthroughmary omg exactly

[@shaazy]

This entire skit is just riddled with genius

[@triple1dot]

The Presidential Debate

[@idk-ql3xs]

Jake = Biden, Amir = Trump

[@Hyndergogen9]

That's not fair, these guys are much more coherent

[@Athenasblaze]

@@idk-ql3xsthat implies biden thinks rationally 🤣

[@nise6699]

​@@AthenasblazeI mean Jake doesn't think rationally, just what makes him look cool

[@LastKansasExit]

Biden has to be Amir, for the amount of times he's shit himself

[@PettyPranks]

The script was an inch thick

[@zestyzucchini57]

Most of it was stage directions.

[@Last_Respecter]

You might be singing a different tune when you hear who we were gonna cast for the part

[@repetetivebeats]

@@Last_Respecter Ed nort

[@samuelluce8286]

When the pranks are petty!

[@zestyzucchini57]

I just went to reply this exact same thing. Turns out i already did.

[@katzen3314]

KZbin subtitles don't stand a chance...

[@neontime8507]

Lol I just read them

[@KathiYAH]

Lol

[@williamholtzclaw3029]

"Can i get one that's red and cowboy, just like jake?"

[@percabeth8889]

I tested and... it did NOT work😅😅😅

[@nicklespale22]

heeeill nawww

[@Aomicplane]

Lol i love how Jake at one part starts to act like in one of the insecure Jake episodes "you wouldn't look good in this shirt, this shirt is a bad shirt but i'm so attractive i make it look good"

[@TheManinBlack9054]

Arnodude53 it's always about his appearance tho

[@jesusthroughmary]

"This shirt, it's a bad shirt, but I'm a fuckin' attractive dude so I make it work for me."

[@lyricspeople1234]

When I try to explain Jake and Amir to people, I show them this video

[@partyonsparty1875]

On point 🙏

[@Randyy1]

(Amir stares at Jake. Jake looks up at Amir, and Amir looks away.) Jake: What were you doing? Just staring at me? Amir: New shirt. Jake: Yeah. Amir: I know yeah. You don't have to say yeah. I know it is. Jake: You said new shirt, what do you want me to say to that? How should I respond? Amir: Say I know you know. You know I know. Jake: I'm trying to- Amir: What? Jake: I didn't finish talking. You interrupted me and you said what, mid-sentence. Amir: Short sleeve. Jake: It's actually long sleeve, rolled it up. Amir: It is new though, right? Jake: It's new, yeah. (Amir sighs, then they abruptly start talking over each other) Amir: Where'd you get the shirt? Tell me where you got it! Jake: I'm not gonna tell you where I bought the shirt. Stop! Why do you wanna know? Why do you care?! Amir: Because I want it too! That's why I wanna know, because I want to get the shirt too! Jake: Yea-I'm not-okay, so that's exactly why I don't want to tell you. Amir: I'm not gonna wear it on the same day as you, I'm gonna wear it on different days. We can alternate. People won't ever see us wearing the same shirt at the same time. Yeah, they won't say, Oh okay, those two guys are wearing the same shirt. It won't look like a mirror image! Jake: I don't want to give you [...] go out there wearing the same shirt. You want everyone to think we're twins? You want that to happen! I-oh my god. I don't want that-if you want it to happen, I don't want it to happen. That's why I'm not gonna tell you. Amir: So yeah, I'll wear it Monday Wednesday Friday, you wear it on Tuesday Thursday, how's that? How's that for a plan? Jake: That's-it's a bad plan. Amir: How about I get the same shirt as you? It won't even be the same size, it'll be two different shirts, (incoherent babbling), in the same style, same style as it! I-I'm really really stressed out, because I'm afraid that at the end of the day you're not gonna... Jake: I hate-right, right, right, it's-your veins are popping out of your neck so bad! Breathe! Breathe in! Breathe in! Stop yelling and breathe! For three seconds. (Amir stops yelling) Jake: Five, four, alright- Amir: I'm afraid that you're not even gonna end up telling me what shirt! Jake: Oh my god! You... Oh... You know what, you couldn't pull this shirt off. [...] You won't look good in this shirt! This shirt-it's a bad shirt, but I'm a fucking attractive dude so I make it work for me. You know what I'm saying? Amir: Because I can't, like-what I'm gonna walk into a store and go, like, Hey, can I get one that's red and plad just like Jake? They won't know who you are! I'm gonna take a picture and send it to you, but, like, what's that gonna get done? At the end of the day? Give me a range. Give me a range. Give me a range, okay? Give me, like, 10 stores, I'll go to each one and I'll figure out which shirt you're wearing. Jake: You-no-that's so pathetic. You're just gonna walk into-? Amir: Why is that pathetic? That I wanna wear a cool shirt? You're wearing that shirt, are you pathetic? Jake: What-? You're about to cry! You're about to cry! Look at your eyes. Look at your eyes. Amir: (Babbling) Are you pathetic? Are you pathetic? Are you pathet-And it's not like I wanna wear one on the same day! It's not like I'm gonna wear it on the same day! We can alternate days! Jake: Oh you want to alternate! So that means, like, I have to call you before work-I have to check in with you to see if you're wearing my shirt! Amir: You wear it on Monday, I can wear it on Tuesday, you can wear it on Wednesday, I wear it on Thursday, you wear it on Friday, I wear it on Saturday, you wear it Sunday, I can wear it Monday, you can wear it on Tuesday, I can wear it on Wednesday. That's how we should- Jake: I'm not-then we can just share this shirt by your logic, right? Yeah- Amir: Yeah! I wanna do that! I wanna share clothes with you, but I feel like I would sort of ease into that, by getting the same clothes as you, and then you'd realize that, why are we wasting so much money! Jake: Knowing that you wanna do that ultimately really freaks me out. Stop-I wanna s- Amir: We should just wear the same clothes! We can wear the same clothes! Put them in the same-! (They stop yelling over each other) Jake: FINE! I got it at Forever 21! Okay? Are you happy now? Forever 21! There's a unisex section upstairs! (Amir is suddenly wearing the same shirt) Amir: I got the shirt. I said I wouldn't get the shirt, and I did. I did get the shirt. I called your bluff, and you lost. Pat: Woah, woah, twinsies! Did you guys plan that, or...? Amir: Yeah.

[@therandomdrummer5384]

Randyy1 thank you for this gift

[@balin160]

great jobb man

[@lucozade8373]

Randyy1 +

[@loganwolf558]

Such an underrated comment I applaud you for your noble effort 👏👏👏

[@TheCooderix]

This was most likely released by amir himself on his reddit, as he has done that before. This was probably just a copy and pasta.

[@for3v3rfaithful]

haha i love that the tag is still hanging off of amir's shirt at the end =]

[@JeremyHoffman]

I love how the conversation starts out incredibly mellow and then EXPLODES.

[@MaraudingManiac]

The funny thing is that the real Jake and Amir were sharing clothes the entire series so that they could vary up the wardrobes when they were shooting multiple things on the same day

[@invertedgames7993]

well I have to award points for efficiency. the video would have been 4 minutes long if they weren't talking at the same time.

[@leadspot]

this is the most Jake And Amir episode I will ever see

[@Lukeo2412]

LOL Jake says "breathe for 3 seconds" and then begins counting down from 5

[@daninbox]

Luke Raymond Jake knew in order to get Amir to breathe for 3 he needed to count from 5.

[@schuesslerlauren]

@@daninbox What episode is that established?

[@Redfield982]

@@schuesslerlauren Jake and Amir --- Dog

[@ThrillaWhale]

This episode was beautiful.

[@SamBskate]

0:56 "It'll look like AMIR image"

[@OhplsAndrew]

0:54 *

[@StuziCamis]

...yes Jake?

[@avonyx4374]

Bad Pun dude

[@acgm046]

Jake and a mirror

[@owen-cu6gr]

@@StuziCamis I'm not saying your name. That's a mirror.

[@FeederForLife]

I watched this three times in an attempt to hear everything they said I think I got about 90% of it

[@VerdaTal]

If their rants were filled separately, it's still funny. But man, if they somehow got the audio for their rants at the same time, I'd have loved to be on set for that one.

[@jesusthroughmary]

+Allen S One take Jake

[@eboooo]

this is a time capsule episode

[@alexandergusdorf65]

I love Pat showing up in these vids. So wholesome to balance everything out

[@HmccrazyT]

I just love the subtle detail of Amir's madness at 2:10 where you can see the still-attached price tag dangling from his (Jake's) shirt as he reaches out to touch Jake's hand.

[@albertcamus99]

this is hands down the best episode. It's so good.

[@drewbrooke7413]

I got the shirt

[@IAmTheMooderator]

I love this show but whoever writes the scripts are genius XD

[@angeloschutte64]

They do

[@IAmTheMooderator]

A. Schutte Well they are genius and hilarious.

[@jamesbeyer]

The Mooderator Your sentence would make more sense with an and, not a "but." In other words: I love this show AND whoever writes the scripts are genius.

[@IAmTheMooderator]

That is so important! I can't believe that I did not realize that! This information is so interesting! Congratulations, nerd.

[@davidnascar4210]

Don't hate because you can't American good

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

Amir'a shirt still has the price tag dangling from his arm

[@dixiecronin7791]

Anyone else try watching this with double speed? It's incredible~

[@FervelLankman13]

C.f. f2f ed. Dec

[@bryanpuckett9269]

Alternatively, if you slow it to half speed, it becomes 2 drunk guys arguing making very valid points

[@HiroAnglon]

Amir's hand gestures killed me in this one 😂

[@figgledoi]

They should put this episode in a time capsule and send it into outer space for aliens to see.

[@eboooo]

I said the same thing!!! ✊

[@mitchawesomefoot6139]

Pat wears the same shirt in another episode of Jake and Amir.

[@sendotakeshi2836]

muscle tee

[@SuperNemx]

Mitch Awesomefoot so does the 15 year old in tutors

[@NYStateOfMind986]

there's a UNISEX SECTION!

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

How could that be a girl's shirt lel...

[@lucyanne9626]

bunnyfaceperson123 With an open mind, that's how.

[@unkilabelevable]

+bunnyfaceperson123 idk man my gf looks hot in my plaid shirts.

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+unkilabelevable --- they're still not made for grills

[@minartson]

+unkilabelevable You dress up your hand? Weird.

[@shadeSLAYER127]

"Cause I'm a fucking attractive dude" XDDDDDD

[@jeffreyxiong9454]

Look at it with closed captioning.

[@jesusthroughmary]

One of the top 10 episodes.

[@user-jn3lg9um5e]

0:23 0:26 the guy behind Amir disapeared

[@ShadowPegasi]

+‫מידן טמיר‬‎ it's satan

[@eboooo]

Midan!

[@80nz1]

I watched this twice, once listening to Amir, then again to listen to Jake!

[@eboooo]

I remember when this episode came out I was actually in college I came home from my Friday class and had the weekend ahead of me.

[@mstech89]

watched this twice.. listened to amir the first time and jake the second time.. cant miss anything!!

[@Borntokirune]

Real talk, Amir looks better wearing that shirt

[@chiefbeef9657]

+Borntokirune I think in a lot of episodes Amir is more handsome than Jake, but I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one. The shirt fits Jake better.

[@megatronbee]

I agree with you. Amir ftw

[@akulahirpada1993]

Yeah fuckin right how so? how so?

[@EvilApple567]

You're wrong

[@schuesslerlauren]

Truth. It fits amir better

[@noname.0624]

This gotta be one of the favorite episodes

[@emmablowguns]

I like how they wear each other's clothes anyway.

[@filipernus]

throwback to old school Jake and Amir

[@lildishrag4860]

Amir low key has the same talking speed as Eminem

[@yuna246]

I love when they banter back and forth.

[@elrondhubbard663]

This is the funniest episode of the whole series

[@willbishop1355]

Definitely one of my favorites.

[@hopinghannah]

I like to believe that whenever Amir is actually working on the computer, he is editing Ace and Jocelyn videos or making the OneAlmond website.

[@dearestbrotherchroma]

Amir's shirt still has the tag

[@katzen3314]

Because he just bought it... Did you miss that?

[@dearestbrotherchroma]

in retrospect i did infact, miss that

[@shiva20601]

There are some episodes that just blows up spontaneously

[@thematthewyoung]

"You'll look bad in this shirt, I look good cause I'm freakin attractive"- Jake xD

[@loldocs]

this is one of the best jake and amir episodes in a while

[@siddmohanty6116]

lol jake at 1:25; this is a bad shirt, but im so attractive i make it look good

[@F4rl30d]

I like it how amir take a deep breath before he start asking jake where he bought the shirt ! he knew this is gonna be a long talk

[@ejwarrick7806]

this was actually a valid argument lol

[@saxytiktak]

Why does no one ever comment about the intro but instead comment on the actual sketch?!!! The intros are ALWAYS AWESOME!! :D

[@litermeter]

I know you know. You know I know.

[@rosejohnson6715]

i love how at the end you can see the tag on Amir's shirt

[@ronnoccjh]

It will look like "Amir" image 0:53

[@Jellyfish146]

"Knowing that you want to do that ultimately really freaks me out"

[@coolshivthegreatest]

1:53 I fucking died...

[@weakestlink9159]

I love that Amir's shirt still has the tag on it.

[@SuperNemx]

Here comes the drop...

[@OmriDaxia]

One of my favorite jake and amir episodes in a long time lol!

[@OurEyesAreYetToOpen]

This is a great episode to introduce someone to J&A

[@enderwigginxenocide]

I'm Italian . I could hear both people talking at once and follow their logic and conversation. Win

[@AmoghDendukuri]

Call that "Amir-ror image"

[@Yard_Machine]

This one was so good.

[@JRWW_EFC]

"This shirt, it's a bad shirt so it won't look good on you, but I'm an attractive dude"

[@isienmai]

how did i get back here? I WAS FREE!! watched college humor for about two hours, finally managed to close the tab....how am i back again?? oh yeah I subbed... :D

[@TrebleWing]

People need to realize how difficult what they are doing in this video really is. Very impressive they pulled this off considering how much they laugh at everything.

[@nicholasdupont9097]

People need to realize how difficult you realizing the difficulty of they are doing in this video really is. Very impressive that you pulled this off considering how little you know about anything.

[@theAlekW]

I still think it's wonderful how Amir has the supernatural power to conjure clothing onto his person at will. Glasses mainly, but this time he used it on a shirt.

[@oligart]

Jake is Gorgeous

[@ashharijaywardena]

+oligart I have a sneaky feeling that fact is the lion's share of why I can't stop these Jake and Amir sprees until I run out of credit xD

[@trolldad4president]

FAVOURITE EPISODE

[@jamesc9990]

"LOOK AT YOUR EYES"

[@jost3n89a]

I love it at the end amirs shirt still has the tag on it

[@doodlokitski7500]

What am I doing with my life?

[@brucebanner9856]

Watching a Jake & Amir marathon while playing video games. Just like me.

[@myworldorder6753]

Something crazy

[@TSELDART123]

Bad life? No, bad you.

[@lSwearlm18]

i had to watch this video twice. once to listen to amir, and then jake.

[@GreatestAlive29]

new shirt, it aint ralph tho

[@drakkingothgod]

when they started arguing, i couldnt stop laughing, i almost pissed myself xD

[@justinccampos]

Thanks! I never noticed

[@jesusthroughmary]

This is one of the 5 best episodes of J&A.

[@PolyRidge]

love how Amir's still has the tag on it!

[@TigerGun7]

dude Amir's dad must have been Flash. Just look at how quick Amir gets the shirt, puts on glasses, and randomly pops up places.

[@downhillkid02]

i like it when the guy in the back is teleporting

[@TomoRomo9]

The first time I just listened to Amir when they were arguing and then went back to listen to Jake

[@SandyJessTV]

This was put out on my Birthday, I just noticed!

[@BoDCheckov]

That guy in back of Amir is a freaken NINJA

[@QuickScopersUnknown]

Amir is the one with the glasses. Welcome to Jake and Amir

[@Kronman590]

love how the tag is still on amir's shirt

[@lisaanne4968]

I had to watch that twice to listen to both of their arguments

[@Patgsmulders]

They are so brilliant

[@bubbag9850]

Thanks to these guys for helping mestay up 48 hours... it was easy as long as I was perma laughing.

[@Protopro91]

i love how amir's still has the tag hanging from it

[@elctsocket]

Best jake and Amir ever. They should just do it already

[@SendMeOnMyWayy]

hahahaa omg it is so fun to try and listen to both of them at the same time

[@ShinRobS]

Ad for Forever XXI very well done, i liked it

[@RandomHobosChild]

at 1:53 Amir's body gestures are the best

[@Deathfromtheright]

i love how the guy in the background foresaw this argument and put on his headphones XD

[@dannybowers7547]

This video was posted on my birthday, and i have to say it was a pretty good present

[@tonyp.8085]

i like how Pat has been finishing Jake and Amir...

[@desidol22]

i had to watch this twice, the first time i listened carefully to what Amir was babbling and the second time i listened carefully to what Jake was babbling back at him. LOL