Jake and Amir: Valentine's Day

[@Mugsi]

I always love it when insecure Jake suddenly shows up out of nowhere

[@Mugsi]

Whoa. Is it weird that I suddenly decided to rewatch this on a whim and wanted to make a similar comment to it, not realising that I already made it?

[@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr]

Mugsi That happened to me once, and I commented the exact same thing like three years apart.

[@vincevvn]

@@Mugsi same here, let’s you know how good Jake and Amir videos are cause we keep rewatching them and they’re so many.

[@lorie15]

The exact same thing happened to me just recently- went to make a comment, had left the same one four years ago!!

[@leodesgarcons]

lmaooooo i had the same thought but u beat me to it

[@calebklingerman7902]

We know Amir is lying about how he wrote the poem because he said “I was mid-wipe…” Amir never wipes, and if he does, it’s before he shits.

[@SamanthaLain]

It's a time saver!

[@Bobbleheads56]

@@SamanthaLain it saves time effort and cash

[@cockroachv]

@@SamanthaLain how does what save time

[@SamanthaLain]

@@cockroachv what?

[@seanA416]

​@@cockroachvmoneyyyy!

[@TheSecondBeef]

The best part is that Amir made this letter for Jake

[@starrailsunday]

The part where jake smiled while amir was saying his poem was the cutest thing ever

[@NDJunction]

the part where he didn't shower since thursday night... xD

[@cheesesteakphilly]

He was thinking about Sarah lol

[@The001jesus]

You are blazing to me. You are so blazing. No, you're better than blazing; you're blazin'. No 'g', just an apostrophe, you don't need a 'g', 'cause I'm your G. So we drop the 'g'. And tonight, you gonna drop your g-string. Let me see that crack, Girl. I bet it ain't whack, Girl. Love, your not-so-secret-admirerer, J-Witz.

[@smokejc]

Hey isn't that from the video?

[@The001jesus]

Yes it is

[@BlindGuardian050]

Yes, we all just watched the video you don't need to copy it for thumbs ups.

[@Demotivational_Monarch]

Incredible

[@pennclick]

I think there’s something to be said for seeing it written out like this

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

The cuts to Jake's reaction while Amir reads his poem are really well-placed and the face work from jake is powerful

[@kristinnkristinsson1369]

Dude appears out of freaking nowhere too.

[@The001jesus]

How many words would it take to accurately express what you mean to me? How can you scientifically quantify how much lighter I become when you enter my day and how heavy I feel when you leave? How can I describe how my smile just appears magnetically when I see your face? (Jake smiles) How can I possibly count my thoughts of you when I think of you so constantly? As thoughts within thoughts, within thoughts, within thoughts make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you.

[@smokejc]

¿Cuántas palabras se necesitaría para expresar con precisión lo que significa para mí? ¿Cómo se puede cuantificar científicamente cuánto más ligero me convierto cuando entras mi día y lo pesado que se siente cuando se vaya? ¿Cómo puedo describir cómo mi sonrisa apenas aparece magnéticamente cuando veo su cara? (Jake sonríe) ¿Cómo es posible contar mis recuerdos de ti cuando pienso en ti de manera constante? Como pensamientos dentro de los pensamientos, pensamientos dentro, dentro de los pensamientos hacen que sea imposible recordar dónde se empezaba y terminaba el otro. Tiempo pliega en sí mismo que a mí ya nostalgia por nuestro futuro y tenemos ganas de nuestro pasado. Para el resto de mi vida, Te amo.

[@thomassinha5301]

*loudly, obnoxiously clears throat* You are blazing to me. You are so blazing. No, you're better than blazing, your blazin'. No g, just an apostrophe, you don't need a g, cause I'm your g. So we dropped the g. And tonight, you're gonna drop your g.. strang. Let me see that crack girl, I bet it ain't whack girl. Love, Your not so secret admirerer, J-Witz

[@Heisenberg-pr7pn]

I actually wrote Amir's poem for this one chick I liked a while ago. 10/10, would do again.

[@emopeterparker226]

Idriss Elboubbkraoui u

[@juanvalencia6362]

Me too lol

[@ibrokeyourlamp6995]

LOL I love how Jake rolled up his sleeves when he gave Sarah the card.

[@petrichor1956]

Yeah

[@Zanesh]

jake appearing at the end is the creepiest. thing.

[@GenericName93]

ever.

[@tgfvdcrwtr]

Of all time

[@lordrob13]

im guessing he was ducked down and then stood up when they hugged

[@thepinch1839]

I like to think that Amir wrote that poem for Jake. Because a heartfelt Valentine, from the one obsessed with thine makes ya boi start cryin'. How's that for insecure.

[@MissMusicLuver97]

On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend wrote his card to me exactly like Amirs first one "How many words would it take" because he knows how much I love Jake and Amir. Hes the best

[@iscream08]

Let me see that crack, girl. I bet it aint' whack, girl.

[@krneel128]

hey now that's my boy you crack

[@Winteramen]

@@iscream08 your not so secret admirerer

[@thiagogueri]

Still together?

[@MissMusicLuver97]

thiagogueri , nope. We broke up shortly after high school.

[@BobDylansPet]

Man, this poem is so lovely, so full of insight, empathy, love and devotion! The words are so accurate, it touches you at a basic human level, and it sets something off inside your brain and inside your heart and it captures your soul and stays with you all day; I'm thinking of getting it tattooed on my bicep. And, oh yeah, the stuff Amir wrote was quite decent as well.

[@chinita2463]

Amir definitely wrote that poem for Jake

[@70sman]

For sure for sure for sure!

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

sure, and Jake wrote his for Amir

[@the1moc305]

"... You say that... AND YOU MEAN IT" hehehehehehehe

[@leddyal-khakaf3378]

the1moc305 but you're wrong

[@Mysticsloth]

sarah's taste in poems is the best XD....

[@ashharijayawardena6009]

The poem that Amir reads out is so beautiful...so much wordplay! :)

[@AndrewPonti]

One of my favorite J&A ever. The writing is so good...almost every line in this video is perfectly executed and written!

[@imwatchinberniemac]

I watch this every Valentine’s Day. Made it to 2020

[@paul_warner]

Reminder

[@calzango]

Update?

[@imwatchinberniemac]

@@calzango I forgot lol

[@calzango]

@@imwatchinberniemac :( it was meant to be..

[@AMitchell_YT]

@@imwatchinberniemac tragic

[@AntonK95]

This is one of the best in my opinion.

[@eboooo]

Anton Kävenheim the ones before and after make this a great time in the show to me.

[@UgoPS]

LOL. I love the fact that both poems were completely opposite but they were equally awesome.

[@burieddagger8064]

Watching this on Valentine's day 2021 for Valentine card ideas

[@timchain]

"gotcha!" LOL that killed me

[@gloop32]

this is one of the funniest episodes no doubt

[@BowlMasterAsh]

gloop32 agreed

[@Eaidin75games]

+gloop32 GLOOP!

[@asafschreiber7941]

This along with the x-box episode and most of Ben Schwartz episodes (namely dating coach)

[@petrichor1956]

@@BowlMasterAsh hh

[@petrichor1956]

@@Eaidin75games mo

[@immortalsun]

Amir’s letter genuinely made me tear up.

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

So cute that amir wrote that for his girlfriend oh wait Jake KILLED HER WITH A BUS!!!!

[@Talamare2]

I cried a little with Jake's poem, so beautiful

[@necessarydebates6484]

" I knew you were too dumb to appreciate it." - Jake 2:35

[@MrWeazlebee]

FUCK IT, kiss me

[@BlizzardofOze]

How did I never realize that Amir wrote that Valentine for Jake?

[@firstnamelastname4752]

Schwingworthy

[@12Jackman12]

...they didn't switch places... they both have these moments and do them in different ways.

[@herdiherp5615]

“Time folds into itself as I am already *nostalgic for our future* and *look forward to our past*”

[@dlwilliams10]

that last shot was freaking awesome!

[@devin_so_devious]

I can't be the only person who still knows every word to Jake's poem by heart after all this time 😂😂😂😂

[@zeblues1000]

I'm telling you,Amir's card was originaly for Jake.I CAN READ MINDS

[@orph0borph]

Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you.

[@Alkiller]

The way Jake just appears out of nowhere at the end... perfect!

[@the-boring-car-guy]

This is one of the best and most underrated ones

[@TheMaheshz]

the look on jake's face wen he recites his poem.....sooo confident!!!!...hahahah

[@jonaskryger3046]

I seriously wrote this to a girl (the amir start), and it freaking worked. Well i said i wrote it too... :D I translated it to my own language (danish), so can't be looked up! muhahaha

[@cactustit25]

the poem written by jake or amir?

[@jonaskryger3046]

yes the start of the amir part

[@ghostician]

What a dick

[@Zanderfist]

You win.

[@lumb3rj4ck50]

same here m8 XD

[@thefourthbeastie]

it absolutely gives him depth! i'm glad i'm not alone in grasping the concept :)

[@AdolfHitler-uy3sl]

I seriously wrote this to a girl (the jake part), and it freaking worked. Well, her crack ended up being whack, so I had to dump her.

[@BenjaminGoose]

"crack ended up being whack" what the fuck does that even mean? whack is a verb.

[@saiminayatullah6620]

BenjaminGoose In African-American slang "whack" means "lame".

[@AdolfHitler-uy3sl]

Saim Inayatullah In actual American slang, "black" means "lame".

[@seungwxn]

I thought u died

[@Mugsi]

TTV5 *Cue audience laugh track*

[@MrIronglass]

Amir's poem was just so fucking beautiful.

[@jarynb]

Back for my annual viewing

[@she2545]

Thoughts within thoughts,within thoughts,within thoughts,make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. Time folds into itself and I’m already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past, for the rest of my life. I love you. ”

[@juanawesome15]

I'm using Amir's this year

[@Mikeyfactor]

Amir's poem was amazing! I just might use it for Valentine's Day next year because it was so poetic!!!

[@LoMo_11]

It's a yearly Valentines tradition now

[@okpuesbye]

how could i describe how my smile just appears magnetically when i see your face. how could i possibly count my thoughts of you when i think of you so constantly. as thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. time folds into itself as i am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. for the rest of my life. i love you.

[@andyanderson100]

I like the fact that Amir is really good at poetry

[@DReynolds_OG]

How can I possibly count my thoughts of you, when I think of you so constantly. As thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts, make it impossible to remember where one began and the other ended. Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you

[@soumonism]

Who else comes back to this for the poetry?

[@AndyThomasStaff]

That is GREAT editing putting jake in the last scene, looks flawless!

[@whatsupwith41]

how the fuck do you favorite this is fucking incredible and idk if its because im stoned as balls, but this was heartfelt, funny, and sicnere and nostalgic, nostalgic to the old collegehumor it was just so good

[@Rihew]

wow you are really high

[@Last_Respecter]

I don't think you'd find a better opportunity to use this line. High as a knife and twice as sharp.

[@ClaudiaCurves]

Amir looked so deeply into Jake's eyes after he finished his poem... Any guess as to who that card was really for? ;)

[@thomasmacdonald8735]

Amir Blumenfeld, master poet.

[@mehbobotorp2373]

And he doesn't even know that he is one...

[@BlazeMusicChannel]

Haha. Wow. My name is Blaze!! So it sounded like Jake was talkin to me about that poem!! :D

[@dhcrazy333]

Every time I see Jake and Amir switch places, I come to appreciate how hard it is for someone to actually act like Amir does.

[@scompieie]

im talking about the characters, the real jake and amir are normal dudes, but the characters are much more complex than they appear to be

[@AmethystEyes]

wow, that card was amazing. Who in CollegeHumor wrote it?

[@AdolfHitler-uy3sl]

Amir.

[@ghostician]

Probably Jake and Amir, they write all their stuff, together.

[@syezar]

Probably Jake, he actually likes poetry. Amir is a good writer, but I don’t think he knows much about poems.

[@iHyperPinoy]

Admit it, you were thinking of someone when Amir read that poem.

[@ElpSmith]

I had to watch this while I’m getting ready for Valentine’s Day

[@swizzazn]

the outtakes are even better!!!

[@CytotoxinK]

Gotcha! ⁽ʰᵉʰᵉ⁾

[@blushingfrieza]

Best part

[@FrenchDogWrapper]

This is the first time that the role reversal has worked really well! Good stuff J&A

[@callummcnair6066]

Jake reminds me too much of my self, I can't bear to watch insecure Jake

[@xwinger15]

Valentine’s Day 2022 😎 alone again 😎🤙🏻

[@donotworried]

Definitely written by Ha-eun

[@alxndrfng]

oh my lawd i cant stop listening to Amir's poem its absolutely amazing

[@Awkwardtunity]

Amir definitely wrote that for Jake.

[@LaylaAdawieh]

They never really switch roles. Jake is just usually very passive, but whenever he does anything it shows how insecure he is.

[@alexanderm2220]

I'm using jakes this year

[@ZeProcrastinatorz]

that little giggle Jakes does at the end omg

[@ScrapStoriesYT]

Poetry or Noetry

[@taytayway92]

I Love Jake's smile sooo beautiful

[@ayylmao4955]

I'm not ashamed to admit that i've stolen parts of Amir's card and passed them off as my own in valentines day cards

[@blizzyfingers676]

you shouldn't be, i passed the whole thing off as mine

[@Aetyruzen]

Jakes poem was just awesome!

[@legendtaco1]

Say what you want about amir but he can write poetry

[@Mag1cMerl1n]

The outtakes of this one are the greatest thing ever.

[@tomzjamz]

The “time folds into itself, as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past” line is actually really fucking good poetry.

[@ellaxswimz]

Amir's poem... wow just wow

[@Darkmatter105]

So blazin

[@GripstateEngaged]

i love how jake just teleports behind them after the hug lmao!!

[@GirlintheRain19]

Who else is watching this on Valentine's Day?

[@olinkirkland]

+GirlintheRain19 ):

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

If this is what Amir texts to himself while taking a shit, he's got loads of untapped poetic talent.

[@amberrockz5]

"Wow that was-" "Dumb I know" "No it was good it was really really good" " I texted the first part to myself while I was takin a shit" "Dude it was incredible" XD

[@DubsOdyssey]

How many words it take to accurately express what you mean to me How can you scientifically quantify how much lighter I become when you enter my day Or how heavy I feel when you leave How can I describe how my smile just appears magnetically when I see your face How can I possibly count my thoughts of you when I think of you so constantly As thoughts within thoughts within thoughts within thoughts make it impossible to remember Where one began and the other ended

[@DutyDuty]

Sarah's last J&A...

[@sasohal]

+DutyDuty really? didnt know that - she was good

[@lcudelta6593]

+NapsterDawson not accurate. she was in the auditions episode of the finale.

[@DutyDuty]

+LCUDelta You'll have to forgive us for not knowing that, since it hadn't been made at the time of those comments.

[@asafschreiber7941]

@@DutyDuty Imagine not having a time machine in 2014-2015

[@thefourthbeastie]

It's not a role reversal. It's Jake's insecurity and how he tries so hard to be cool when deep down he's not cool at all. Amir is just insane. I love when Jake's insecurities come out, they're my favsies.

[@NaomiGwyn]

I feel sorry for jake

[@jadeanderson2902]

its entirely his fault

[@vietcongpornsurfers]

Don't, I think Amir's poem was for Jake! :)

[@SpencerGatten]

Jake is a writer at CH and thats the card he comes up with, its extra funny since he constantly talks about how amir is bad at his job, but this potentially means the reason amir hasn't been fired yet is he just absolutely crushes when it comes to writing projects.

[@TheExplodingPumpkin]

I'm constipated with love, and you're my laxative.

[@blueeyesaf]

How did I miss this video? I didn't see it when it came out and I was just looking through my box and found it. I wonder how many videos that I've wanted to watch I've missed...

[@loganknox7]

I wish Amir Valentine Blumenfeld was my valentine

[@maddylloyd97]

You are blazing to me. Hahahahahaha

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

You know you can change your middle name right?

[@cloverheart7]

Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past For the rest of my life I love you ~Amir Valerie Blumenfeld

[@Andrew123456789076]

HOW DO YOU SPELL AMIR'S NAME

[@heymonday1394]

impossible to remember one began and the other ended. Time folds into itself as I am already nostalgic for our future and look forward to our past. For the rest of my life, I love you.

[@akk366]

Valentines 2019 Who’s watching ? Lift your skinny spindly legs !

[@evanoneill6792]

Allelujah, Dont Bend! Your spindly little Legs

[@teddyleo95]

They should definitely link the outtakes to these. They're fricken hilarious!