Jake and Amir: Birfday

[@jimmyjones5607]

Lmao that voice that Jake always slips into when Murph shows up. So bitchly! xD

[@qelizabeth_i]

WEAK!

[@eboooo]

Its real after school special stuff

[@Winteramen]

*Females ALLOWED. Females ENCOURAGED.*

[@yesno-uk7un]

400 likes 6 years lol

[@dontplaynojames]

He would probably get the badge for most bitchly

[@NYStateOfMind986]

YA SLICED ME DUDE YA REALLY DICED ME

[@OrganizedMadnes]

Jake owes Amir $100 for that freestyle rap.

[@ggsturtleful]

Free of style

[@samberg141]

Murph, murph, its your turf, come to earf you crazy smurf

[@nexusgiga]

thats a bad amount of money

[@stefansmith]

@@nexusgiga It's worth more than cash.... jackash!

[@iblame_nargles]

"free of style..." "..." "*Free of Style*" I love how he repeats it as if Jake didn't get it the first time.

[@blushingfrieza]

My favorite consistent of this series, and the headgum stuff is repeating things you didn't say twice for emphasis and to prove you weren't lying. You double down to mitigate any hesitation on their part.

[@wesspect]

@@blushingfrieza reminds me of the IfIWereYou bit where the kid lent his phone to his substitute teacher “hey I think you still have my-“ “-I have *MY* phone. I have *MY* phone.”

[@carlton3363]

jake owes amir the £100 for that freestyle rap, its not free, only free of style

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

carlton harrison *Cough U.S Cough cough*

[@superzeusgaming5142]

carlton harrison hundred pounds sounds like a bad amount of money. A 100 dollars. Bad me? Bad you.

[@oj321]

Gibbede Memes how much is a bad amount?

[@repetetivebeats]

O J it's like the worst amount of money

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@repetetivebeats Any amount of money that you spent on these would be a bad amount of money

[@eft96]

"You know how you have a weird love affair with coupons?" "I know how you make up realities to justify the weird stupid things you do"

[@jjlufbjoss3313]

yes dude

[@WildWaver]

Llamas with Hats, but humanified.

[@jjlufbjoss3313]

Skylar Webb humans with hats, but llamafied

[@leem4386]

B Joss humans with llamas, but hatified.

[@thekickingguy94]

Yeah I watched the video too

[@SimpleVisionVideos]

The way Amir's hand shakes when he is bleeding makes me laugh every time

[@superneko99]

that waiters turn is probably my favorite Jake and Amir joke

[@AlexW1995]

Anyone else unreasonably sad that Jake missed probably the nicest thing Amir has ever done for him by not seeing the tuna sandwiches :(

[@paulmag91]

Yeah. :(

[@paulmag91]

But lets face it. There was probably shit in them, or they were poisoned, or something.

[@Lurv3n]

too much tuna

[@fantasyelk8546]

Does it make up for the time Amir stabbed him though?

[@jamardbossicot5469]

It was a two nine fish sandwich

[@jose69]

I'M LEAKING MURPHY!

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

This episode got so much better after the coupon book came out.

[@Wastedtrait]

"IM LEAKING MURPHY!" XD

[@TheChrimboEffect]

OH SHIT

[@jerrygrimes1977]

I'm using 0:54 as my wink emoji now. EDIT: I also just noticed that the sandwiches are arranged as a "29." I thought "2-9 fish sandwich" was funny enough. The prop levels it up. I give this one an A.

[@TrivisionZero]

I'm putting "IT'S YOUR MURPHDAY NOW!" on a birthday card for a friend :D

[@MissMusicLuver97]

My bestfriend did that for me :D

[@whitenerdymoonwalker]

Eat your Murph-day cake.

[@dogspines1514]

I don't like that

[@Domidod1d]

a bit

[@NDJunction]

that scream at the end...

[@veero7575]

It's a masterpiece 10/10

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

The way he slowly sits on the chair at 0:12 always felt satisfactory to me.

[@R3fug333]

Amir doing the impression of a celebrity needs to be a gif.

[@AlexDorrity]

The is definition of me on birthdays.

[@budgiesmuggler4768]

What's a murf for a murfday?

[@micahphilson]

2:12 is the best part. Amir sounds like Don Knotts, one of my favorite old-time comedians.

[@thatgirlcheree]

"They get better!"

[@isaidoun]

Cheree Ree they get violent

[@decemberscott1289]

Ya sliced me ya really diced me dude,,,

[@YouOpaOpa]

I love it when Murph shows up, the episode is instantly better

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Why the hell did I laugh at "bitch handed"? Lol I'm a little high.

[@NougatCN]

Lmao I never realized how funny that line is

[@TBoneHEMA]

I love Amir's blank, shocked face as murph begins talking to Jake

[@mehmetcoskun5675]

Did anyone else notice that the two-fish-sandwich was shaped as a 29 ?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Two-Nine fish sandwich. Play on "tuna" and Jake's age.

[@waffleiron3956]

Good catch lol

[@DanicaDeCosto]

"50 cents" lol!

[@pandapri9745]

@Nort really?

[@pandapri9745]

@Nort yeah six years too late creepo

[@Gabeghouls]

I love it when Jake criticizes Amirs writing (kiss my tiny knees) and gift ideas (free punch) but by the end of the episode he reverts to those things (my tiny knees!), and this.

[@Toothpick91]

One of the best ones in a while. I like that they brought back the creativity of gags.

[@MrSuperlillen]

Am I the only one who is impressed that Amir knows how many days there are in a year?

[@arabwaluigi5248]

I like that jake realises his gift has Amie’s shit on it but he continues to flip thru the book anyway

[@Pacovadel]

I dont know what is about this series that is so addictive i know is not good but i really like it. Keep it this way!!

[@battlerealms9600]

I love how at around 0:54 Jake turns to the right when it's obvious that dude came from the opposite side.

[@mariabaker221]

Go shorty it's my birfday! and I found out I'm going to see Jake and Amir in Dublin, I am crying tears of soy right now :')

[@dan62611]

Just realized this was uploaded on my birthday. I'm gonna assume it absolutely wasn't a coincidence

[@ClosedCurtainFilms]

*birfday

[@Veightard]

+ClosedCurtainFilms murphday

[@FracturedMental]

This came out the day before my birthday. thank you!

[@reinforcer9000]

Jake now owes amir $100 for the rap

[@arrows4910]

you sliced me ye ye ye really diced me

[@thehobbit1116]

I'll consider myself truly old the first year I don't watch this on my birthday

[@MisterPuggles]

My wife hears Jake and Amir so much that when I once accidentally hit her with a notepad, she went: "Ah! You sliced me! You really diced me!"

[@tizzyice]

"I'm starting to think you dont like the coupon book" .... "i DONT like the coupon book!"

[@MissyFaye]

OMG today's my birthday!! :D Yay! Can't wait to watch this :P

[@Jonbutter]

this is the first video i'm watching as a 29 year old, where's my Two-Nine Fish Sandwich

[@TheSuperstar3000]

I have missed Murph being the Amir's crazy guardian! Haven't seen it since Trust Fall lol. It all started when he cut his hair

[@Asdasty]

Compared to most of the newer Jake and Amir episodes this one is outstanding. Had the right amount of everything

[@WhoIsJaiK]

now that I've seen those 2 together so much, they're starting to look alike..

[@snazynazy]

Amir that was such a thoughtful gift. 365 coupons, one of those must be useful

[@Alovatololo]

Yes! I watched ALL the videos!!! And all before classes start. Muahaha you no longer have power over me collegehumor!!!

[@codslayer52]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@Alovatololo]

Will Sublett Are you following me or something that's the third time someone replied to me with Darude.

[@strawberry_boicake]

i want some murphday cake.

[@xaravox]

OMG this was uploaded on my birthday! :DD

[@mizzium4870]

Happy very late birthday

[@missmoody5841]

I watch this video every year on my birfday.

[@Divercitylife]

hahaha I love Jakes reactions to Murph!!!

[@Mrlolsification]

I hate myself for not being able to not come back to this golden egg of a hecc

[@Jawsh12]

This video is perfect because it was released on my birthday. So Jake if it's actually your birthday, happy birthday to you too

[@slmazadza]

These are my favourite humans on youtube :)

[@amyro5562]

This sketch has just joined my college humor hall of fame

[@SamA-ll2dt]

Amir should have said "That'll be $100" at the end.

[@imranrizvimd]

Best Jake and Amir in a long time :)

[@OLegendStudios]

love these guys!

[@TablePerson]

You sliced him! On his favourite day of the year, Jake!

[@AlexConlan]

Is it just me who'd like a full version of Amir singing In da Club?

[@MissyFaye]

Lol I didn't wait haha it was great! :) Great way to end my birthday.

[@Yoyoma207]

Jake inhales do deep when he smells the book 😂

[@GarveyPeterson]

and they never saw jake agin

[@pyrojayxx1366]

+Garvey Peterson the end :)

[@hollisborlow6226]

+OtakuGamer27 What anime is your pic from?

[@mohammedaminshaikh9145]

He got murphed

[@alexdoodlebug07]

I love this episode

[@gusfridell5687]

Happy Birthday, Jake.

[@deebutterschnaps]

Finally a good one.

[@Sweet_Dee]

It's my birfday and all I can think of is Amir saying "one year till you reach the wipe old age of dirty!"

[@xXEverymanXx]

Gotta admit that I expected Amir to say BirFday every time and Jake to get mad about it. You surprised me. I like that.

[@CensorshipCentral]

I want that coupon book! :D

[@alizarubin8859]

Yeah I would that.

[@xXSUPREMEMASTERXx]

Yay this came out on my birthday! :D

[@Jonbutter]

"you've never been shot" are you sure about that jake? amir's lived a very perilous life

[@origamimotion3740]

They just made a comeback in my book

[@peej8541]

Free of *STYLE*

[@owen-cu6gr]

I kind of wanted Amir to come to the rescue at the end with the punch coupon. Oh well.

[@Aezoh]

"l'm leaking, murphy!"

[@rileyculbert486]

$150, the going rate!

[@UsernamedTV]

Me and Jake have the same birthday :O

[@Herberthintermwald]

happy birthday

[@jedmawson7004]

It's your birfday!!!

[@EthanJHatchett]

HAPPY MURPHDAY!!!!

[@SpecialJoint5353]

I have bithday today too :D

[@GrayWoIf]

This video is old though so it's not today

[@DarkTinman]

I seriously love murph when he rages!

[@Briskicetay]

It seems like Amir has aged 10 years in the last 2 months.

[@Dermatillomaniac]

"They get better!" This reminded me of old-school J &A :)

[@Zulwali]

Happy Birthday Jake!!! It's ma birthday today!!! LEOOO for life!!! HOOOO

[@taliakellegg5978]

This was uploaded on my birfday 3 years ago

[@theimmoralsaint]

I love when they add in murph xD

[@moviedude22]

love that jake is fearful of murph

[@pritmann99]

Should’ve gotten him the Deluxe Package

[@moonltcobble]

It actually got funny at the end!

[@saralancaster1009]

My favorite video tbh

[@gtgw]

This was really funny! good job!

[@nicklespale22]

These guys were my current age by the time I started watching CollegeHumor SHEESH I don't really know what CollegeHumor is without them now though

[@Jomali]

"you're not wealthy." That's something Amir and 50 Cent ironically do have in common now.

[@MoerTa]

I more then laughed, i smiled

[@christsalazar]

I legitimately liked this one.

[@HattieHaha]

THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY

[@RayneSp1der]

It was my birthday when this video was uploaded :D

[@rylanturner2842]

"Free impression, from Amir" I know where to get a great Seinfeld impression, from Amir... (prank war)

[@MNvlogs14]

love the impersonation

[@Maazin5]

Jake turned 29 a year and a half after Amir's 30th Birthday. I always thought Jake was the older one.

[@SaltySteff]

Amir was born in 1983 and Jake in 85

[@TeeBreak]

You did it mal good work

[@TeeBreak]

ty

[@Doug_Poppe]

This is one of the better ones lately