In Defense of Things That Suck

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

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[@Drkfire_Yt]

A cold oscar myer is delicious

[@brantbedore1399]

Coriander is actually just the dried seeds of cilantro so I would not be surprised that both give off the soap taste for some.

[@ManicallyMetal]

It taste metallic to me.

[@Kaneinja]

Other parts of the world call fresh cilantro coriander.

[@MsMiDC]

Coriander is actually just a different name for cilantro. Coriander seeds, are called...... coriander seeds, idk wtf you expect.

[@charleswilkes2362]

Hail stan

[@mtwice4586]

I was hoping someone was going to mention this.

[@kylc3299]

Austin is 100% right. Sometimes nothing smacks more on a hot day than a hot bowl of tomato soup with grilled cheese, or a really good French onion soup.

[@aliasfakename2267]

MMM I haven't had French onion in a while

[@kylc3299]

@aliasfakename2267 Same here. As soon as I commented this, it started to sound more and more like a good upcoming dinner. 😂

[@kimkinney425]

I just really love soup.

[@DeadshotSociety]

I didn't know grilled cheese with tomato soup was hated. I always grew up loving it.

[@ryang3225]

Trippin. U need ice water.

[@maliceonmarsart]

13:13 At culinary school i learned that coriander and cilantro are actually the same thing- from the same plant. In the US coriander refers to the seeds of the plant and the leaves are called Cilantro, but in other parts of the world the leaves are called coriander and the seeds are called coriander seeds. I felt like a proper dumbass going to my chef and telling him 'hey we dont have any cilantro in the fridge can i use this instead? while holding a packet labelled 'coriander'. Maybe the person is from outside the US? Also, great video btw! 3 vids in a week? A blessing from the lord!

[@leebarker1355]

Yeah, we call it coriander in Australia

[@brandonaitchison3747]

New Zealand!

[@comedicsociopathy]

Everyone besides the USA calls it coriander lol

[@jleighwolfe]

​@@comedicsociopathycilantro is the spanish name for Coriander. Which is why the us calls it cilantro. Most of our uses of it in the us are Mexican food.

[@frankiebloodshed]

"Pasta and Cheese is basically Pizza" You're not right but not wrong

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

Real "Yes, but actually no" moment.

[@subzero308]

It is not 😂 he's wrong extra wrong. Lol

[@tiibox4087]

dude the guys are feeding us content. I was but a young high schooler when I started watching you guys. Like nobody at my school was into metal. Felt like I had homies into the same stuff. As an adult with a 9-5 now it’s so dope to see y’all kicking again. Much love!

[@MrMetalhorse]

24:13 you know you've really done something horrible when you leave the dickeydines boys speechless.

[@alexsartandmusic]

0:00 The incessant growling of beasts in ages long past, still echoing through ancient caverns painted by human hands...

[@charleswilkes2362]

Austin's stories about his parents are always hilarious

[@humanure0]

but also kinda sad af fr

[@bwoods311]

We often hear that there are 2 types of people. Those who like cilantro, and those who think it tastes like soap. But there has to be a subset of people who fall into both groups.

[@DragonTigerBoss]

When your mom washed your mouth out with soap for swearing but it gave you a humiliation fetish.

[@caged3249]

I can see what people mean when they say it tastes like soap for sure, but I like it enough to eat it if a dish is supposed to come with it

[@wickedbishop]

Just wanted to say how much clearer your voices are with your new setup must be some top notch mics keep up the great content I can always come to your channel to get a good laugh even when I don't feel like living

[@Zakk_Ross]

Loving hug for you man💛 not wanting to live sucks.

[@BillyTheCheeseMonger]

For real man big help

[@Nvenom8.]

Really funny seeing you guys have an extended conversation about the differences between cilantro and coriander when they're the same thing.

[@manks5491]

So glad this show came back Also, Austin is right about eating soup on a hot day. Straight euphoria

[@DeadshotSociety]

It just hits so different 😊

[@SkullQW]

Fun fact: Homework was originally created as a punishment and not a required daily assignment. If I remember correctly, the original creator of the concept of homework believed in keeping home life and school life separate just like work vs home.

[@ElaineClush]

Arby’s Gang. They do have crinkle cut fries now too, plus a Bison/Venison burger and that is insane for fast food

[@DragonTigerBoss]

Everyone is all skin vs. no skin with kiwis, but shaving the kiwi hair is the real power move.

[@dudustickytricks]

For some reason, my wife lost it when I told her I was shaving my kiwis in the kitchen 🤷‍♂️

[@Itemno9]

I love that Austin is a literal monster deathcore vocalist (Graystone For Life!) and he still comes to the defense of Ska music. Hell yeah!

[@CallumCooke01]

27:37 Was that an Oneyplays reference Austin? If so that was a hilarious one!

[@Dickey7861]

Love when y’all catch the subtle oneyplays references! Zach is the goat haha

[@CallumCooke01]

@@Dickey7861 That was from their Avengers playthrough if My memory serves Me. Great to know You're also a fan of theirs! 😂😂😂

[@electricsoup7481]

My first born was a breast fed baby and her poop smelled like gourmet buttered popcorn, lol. I always thought I was alone on this, but I'm glad someone else had a similar experience.

[@magnusspz]

In many european contries the name coriander (which is cilantro seeds), is used for both the seeds and leaf :)

[@tragedyaddict1615]

One of the best things to happen this year.. Hands down. Is the decision you guys made for more air time of this show! One of my favourites for sure! 💯👍

[@meerkatairforce8182]

I have to admit the metal ASMR at the beginning made me giggle.

[@corykelley366]

The call back to the kiwi skin was perfect. Austin’s face said it all haha

[@jakefarmsteak]

Just want to say..no fuckin lie about seeing Reel Big Fish live. Those guys put on a crazy show. I am not a huge ska fan, but those guys will change your life.

[@YaBoyJRock42069]

RBF fucking rules

[@SlyHikari03]

Fr

[@weareeternalband586]

I love Ska, another classic is Smash Mouths first album, it's really good!

[@huntermengel2683]

yeah Reel Big Fish changed my thoughts on that music, just happened to catch them at Warped tour because we wanted to see the band after them and they put on such a good show. Have been a fan ever since

[@austiningram7657]

There's actually cultures in South America that drink extremely hot soup just like a shot because it makes your body warmer making the outside temperature seem colder for a little bit

[@do_odman]

I fucking agree with the arby's comment!!! this is how you remind me, of a hot ham and cheese; it's not like you, to order roast beef; when there's 20 other things on the menu at arby's you know I, wanted hammies, stop handing me vanilla sammies. and i've been wrong, and I've been down; down to the bottom of every wrapper; these 5 words in my head; would you like maccas instead?

[@spfadden082711]

Austin is funny as hell. He is so quick it catches you off guard

[@rebekahcarter8120]

I love how Austin thought a kid was a wolf. 😂

[@UncleRJ]

Damn, extra video this week? Has hell frozen over?

[@swxtchblade7707]

This video was so good I vouch for multiple episodes

[@masonsinchak990]

The whisper scream BS in the beginning was way funnier than it shouldve been

[@jessmister777]

cilantro and coriander are the same thing. most of the rest of the world calls it coriander. we just decided to call the leafy part and the seeds 2 different things in the US.

[@Dickey7861]

I’m genuinely baffled I never knew that, seems like it would’ve come up at some point in my life lol

[@MckinleyDjents]

I can't believe I didn't find The DickeyDines Show until after the MusicianMansion series. Be a dream come true to have the opportunity to experience it all.

[@DarkHelmet127]

I can confirm that breastfed baby poops smell like buttered popcorn, but also usually mixed with hot garbage lol

[@KevinYannutz]

a couple things: coriander and cilantro are the same thing. also, I kinda agree with the ketchup on mac. Mac and cheese with hot dogs was a childhood favorite.

[@Raijin-RyuX24]

It’s not soup really but Chili on a hot summer day. Just as good as chili on a cold winter day. So, I agree with Austin about the soup.

[@NoTbAdDuDE134]

absolutely love this new upload schedule boys

[@craig2196]

Respect for Arby's! I don't like general homework. But I absolutely love math homework, me and my dad would spend an hour or two at the table working through it together. It was like figuring out a puzzle. It was the some of the only true bonding we ever did together.

[@mitchdesilva9839]

The Arby's thing omg totally reminds me about my old band.... I was a lead guitarist and the rhythm was a great friend and lesbian She had just broken up with her woman and was heartbroken of course... But when she got over it, she always used to say... Arby's we've got the meats ..bc apparently she had big meat curtains flapping in the wind lol. Idk if that's too much but yeah And I agree, candy corn is by far the worst plus those peeps

[@kevinhernandez2594]

I swear burger king has a mayonnaise fetish because every time I go there, my burger is DRIPPING with mayonnaise

[@RyanConnell5150]

The problem with Sucide Squad is that what we saw in theaters wasn't the version the director intended for us to see. It was heavily edited from his version. To the point where people want The Ayer Cut to be released, similar to the Snyder Cut.

[@garyr7646]

cilantro is the Spanish word for coriander leaves, and Arby's has other fries besides curly, crinkle cut for example. Their brown sugar bacon BLT is phenomenal and they need to have it year round.

[@WhiteAlbumGG_YT]

Well correct me if I’m wrong but I believe coriander and cilantro are the same thing, coriander is the seed while cilantro is the fully grown herb

[@stephenfrench2003]

Friend of mine once said Italian food is “cheat code” food. Everyone loves bread, cheese, and tomato, and that’s basically all Italian food is

[@JFrohlichMusic]

Greatest title ever

[@kt420ish]

Almost 4 minutes in and you guys remind me of a discussion I'm having with my boys when I'm stoned in the garage at 10:00 PM. People who think this is good content are people who have nothing going right in their life. Love the background. Love the professionalism. Bring something more and you will get a bigger audience. 🤙

[@squibblez2517]

The cold hot dogs thing is so funny to me cause some of the best hot dog brands literally say "the best way to eat our hot dogs is just fuckin microwave it bro"

[@cobeidonovan75]

20:40 painted such a vivid picture in my mind

[@andreanastacio9548]

I`m personally one of the people who is generally disgusted by mayo as a condiment in many cases (on hamburgers, as a dip for fries, in meat based sandwitches), but really likes mayo in certain specefic situations (on tuna in a sandwitch, in some specific salads, as a dip for bell peppers or other raw veggies cut into strips). My whole deal regarding mayo is that I really don`t like the taste, except when it`s mixed with canned tuna or sardines (or other canned fish) to make a spread for a sandwitch, as a dip for veggies, or in a couple of vary specific salads...

[@scottoleson1997]

Dude when he said “I don’t know this ‘new’ math” too many bad memories lol

[@aprilkurtz1589]

One of the first weird things I saw when I moved to Hollywood in 1978 was people putting V-8 in their beer. When I went back to California a couple of years ago, the weird thing I noticed was people dipped their pizza in ranch dressing. It was delicious!

[@LilComedown]

Tomato juice in beer is a michelada it's a Mexican drink

[@michaelc4526]

3 dickeydines in a week I’m freaking out

[@KGCMX]

Arby's is lit. 17:22 I, too, enjoy misery. Comic Sans bit had me rollin

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

I’ve never met a person who likes funk. I mean, rock/metal, rap, pop have probably the most fans nowadays, sure, lots of mostly older people like jazz, country. Ska, reggae, techno, those are all considered eccentric at least, but we all know that someone who likes that. Surprisingly lots of people like classical, ambient, folk and similiar stuff. Niche genres like breakcore, shoegaze or psychobilly all have smaller, but very dedicated fanbases. But I’ve never met a person be like “Yeah, I like funk.” I’m not saying that I’m that person, just that of all funk I’ve heard in my life, none of it seems bad enough to be so unpopular. Some funk songs slap, the musicians seem to be super talented, not just bassists, and funk metal is awesome, generally it can be fused with any other genre and sound good.

[@metallicaspiker16]

Funk is awesome! Since when did people dislike it? 😳

[@exhumedhumanvomit]

You two are the PERFECT duo, you two are extremely funny!

[@thelifeless125]

let's gooooo good old dickey dines show

[@understanding77]

I just found this podcast today, you guys are really funny and it reminds me of conversations i have between my friends. You guys have a new fan!

[@jonesk.2825]

As soon as Austin starting talking about the snot trauma I KNEW the gooby story would come up and i love it!😂😂

[@StapledArsonist]

17:32 comic sans is one of few fonts that are considered easier for dyslexics to read

[@RyanConnell5150]

16:22 I don't drink coffee very often but when I do, the only drink I get is the Java Chip Frappuccino from Starbucks, so I'll get that any time of year.

[@anthonyr598]

That’s the best intro I’ve ever seen man Lmfaoo 😂😂

[@relentlesssmile6283]

Holy shit hearing my name in this video was a fucking trip 🤣 I can also die happy that Jared and Austin back me up on my opinion because I’m absolutely correct lol Keep doing what you do and kicking ass at it!

[@chefbanjo8139]

I can confidently say, as a teacher, I hate giving homework. I refuse to assign any unless a student wastes time and doesn’t do it in class.

[@Jshaddix031397]

I totally agree with Austin, hot soup on a hot day, is legit like heaven

[@stormyarrington8467]

Dude i can get in board with the hot soup hot day idea... That euphoric sweaty feeling i can dig it lol gonna try some big ass bowls of pho this summer for sure

[@OhrionReacts]

Arbys is fast food Nickleback.. 😂 DEAD

[@RyanConnell5150]

3:30 Arby's made crinkle cut fries a permanent menu item over 2 and half years ago.

[@drugmate9710]

Eating inside where temperatures are on a comfortable level is how you eat hot soup in summer and ice coffee in winter. No one's eating those things in the middle of a desert during a heatwave or during a snowstorm.

[@oshikiri999]

Damn vros triggered

[@ZachAttach27]

I consume more Ice Cream in the winter, so i get a hot soup on a hot day

[@tetrismf]

Name another fast food restaurant that serves horseradish! I stand by this statement 😂

[@coryvanhorn3406]

I can totally relate to Austin on the being aggressively annoyed at the macaroni videos. Lol I’m the same way but with aggressively huge and messy burger videos. It drives me absolutely nuts I know it’s irrational but I will die on this hill lmao

[@thecrimsonace3032]

I like having hot coffee on a hot day, and I live in Florida, so most of the year is hot days. Granted, I don’t usually take it outside but it’s still 82 inside.

[@MinusFiveStars_]

Sour Cream just tastes like it shouldnt be eaten. Also Ketchup on Mac and Cheese is great.

[@shastacat9632]

sounds like an angry enderman at the beginning

[@jake5590]

Quality content, I'm in stitches 90% of the video, keep the videos coming, guys!!!

[@mrsigmatic1967]

I like how Fred Durst is in the thumb nail, but neither him nor Limp Bizkit is actually in the video.

[@adamhusulak406]

ketchup and mac and cheese is good, I wouldn't normally go out of my way to do it but I think it is largely a piece of nostalgia for me

[@bryondaiber5802]

Puke is the get out of me stuff, sounds like Dethklok lyrics

[@Squigdude13]

Dickey is right about the soup, it is the b e s t to make a steamy bowl of soup, ramen, whatever on a nice hot day and just sip some broth and be comfy as fuck

[@prayagpatelll]

I love ramen in the summer winter fall and spring I stand by Austin!!!!

[@nordicshredder4128]

there is actually a science to this 17:22 eating something hot on a hot day actually adjusts your body to the environment and you can process the concept easier the same for cold food on a cold day if you combine cold food on a hot day you get the worst of both extremes and if you combine 2 of one extreme then you flow better with said extreme. also 20:14 mac and marinara sauce is tight.

[@pilummurialis6490]

Love seeing this content guys, keep it coming!

[@AlvinX13]

I got back into Ska recently thanks to the Tony Hawk Pro Skater remasters a couple years ago

[@aliasfakename2267]

I hate most ska but the thps soundtrack is perfectly curated.

[@brandynkilpatrick]

The thps remaster was insanely good!! Loved the soundtrack too!

[@aliasfakename2267]

@@brandynkilpatrick lol that's the one game I'm really good at, my friends won't play against me anymore

[@brandynkilpatrick]

@@aliasfakename2267 nice hahaha, UFC 4 is that game for me lmao

[@BloodSweatandFears]

Hot coffee on a hot day, and soup on a hot day are amazing.

[@thomassmith961]

Bring back Dinning with Dicky!!!!!!!

[@metalbearlife2010]

I know I’m late to the party, but I also love eating a hot bowl of pho or ramen (but I’m a phonatic), and it’s something about the two extremes of hot soup, and a hot day that make it really good. But I think having pho on a cold blustery day is by far better, as it heats u up. In other hot places like India, and Thailand (I’m sure I’m forgetting some other places that do this), but it’s very common to eat hot food on a hot sweltery day.

[@AissurDrol]

The employee handbook at the company I work for is written in comic sans...

[@irlmikasa]

holy shit you guys are hilarious, especially austin lol please make this a series!

[@rameee2589]

Austin ain’t wrong about the soup on a hot day.

[@RoseRedRoseWhite]

I know this from doing a lot of Indian dishes a lot of times and it's called fresh coriander what we know as cilantro

[@loganryan1317]

I am the dumb parent with homework 🤣 like look baby ima drop out!

[@chantresippen4603]

Its so nice smoking a good one after a hard day I love you guys

[@russellmckenzie1596]

Long John silvers has horse radish as a condiment awhile there I thought the person who owns Arby’s is the same owner of Long John silvers there so on the same page love them both

[@Angelxbutch]

As a Canadian, so many of us put ketchup and cut up hotdogs in our Kraft dinner (Mac + cheese)

[@XDiCap]

I forgot I made that comic sans comment lmao. Plus Austin and his editor proved me right on it being misused

[@goosapalooza]

bruh im at 9:00 and im eating ice cream and i gagged lmao

[@benamisai-kham5892]

I love arbys, the pizza sliders were amazing and i miss them.

[@katiebrodeen4241]

The only thing I will add to mac&cheese is a sprinkling of parmesan.

[@beaumas]

Coriander is Cilantro, just different places call it different things. Same as Aoli and garlic Aoli are the same. Aoli is garlic Mayo, and before anyone decides to debate me on this, I am a qualified Chef with years of experience and dealings with food.