In The Navy | Chapo Trap House

[@freakyzed8467]

I hear that in the navy you can sail the seven seas. In the navy you can put your mind at ease.

[@howwitty]

What happens in the navy stays in the navy.

[@danielvalleduarte]

In the navy, you can catch some STDs

[@elizabethcarter-jones6851]

Most unrealistic thing about the movie in retrospect is that the retired veterans didn't team up with the aliens against humanity.

[@dubbykash]

I could listen to felix recount the plot of entourage for hours

[@kingkai_3954]

Underrated Matt Joke. After Felix outlines how they will die. "Wait so your aware of this and we are still going through with it?

[@augustgurtisen]

Rihana was also in Valerian and the city of a thousand planets, in which I remember her acting being particularly bad while being the best part of the film. She was also in Ocean's 8, which I didn't see.

[@throwbackblackcat]

Great, now I’m gonna have that dream again where Rihanna’s my Guantanamo Bay torturer, thanks a lot guys

[@dirrdevil]

I'll be your umber-rella

[@RickDeRuler]

The whole point of the blue digital cameos was to promote recruiting. Think about it, why would we want our sailors to camouflage with the ocean if they go overboard lol

[@c.andrew3944]

They should have done the whole movie in white sailor suits and short shorts.

[@kateadams5574]

We had fun with this movie, though the premise we were operating on was that the aliens were the good guys trying to do a peaceful first contact and warn us about a coming threat but utterly fucked it up and were forced to defend themselves.

[@blakchristianbale]

Heroic but naive aliens land in America and have to defend themselves (entirely from the aliens’ perspective) is a solid premise for an action movie

[@joãof.mendes]

@@blakchristianbale How could a movie "from an alien perspective" be intelligible? Like Wittgenstein pointed: even if a lion could speak english we would not understand him - different worlds.

[@blakchristianbale]

@@joãof.mendes reread my comment, because you’ve changed the wording in a way that completely changes the meaning

[@joãof.mendes]

@@blakchristianbale lol "From the aliens perspective" and "from an alien perspective" means the same thing. I was annoyed cause I thought *that would be a cool movie* but then thought about it again and it really is an anti-humanist, anti-Enlightenment mode of thinking. Even more stupid than attributing personhood to non-human animals cause at least with them we share an environment and ancestors.

[@blakchristianbale]

@@joãof.mendes it’s actually an anti-American one, I don’t think aliens would necessarily get the same reception in every part of the world And no those don’t mean the same thing. Following the POV of aliens in a movie doesn’t in any way whatsoever imply their perspective would be alien to us, the viewer. You know how in The Lion King we follow lions that speak English, and proving Wittgenstein totally wrong we understand their perspective just fine? Yeah, you do know that, you’re just pretending you don’t because you’ve decided that anthropomorphism is wrong for some reason

[@matttriano]

Felix you are never going to convince me BATTLESHIP is a good movie

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Felix just wants to be normal, bless him

[@Arnellius_Martinius]

As a Naval Officer who has been stationed on a ship in Hawaii, this movie is literally a drinking game that we watch for the lulz

[@TennesseeJed]

I never knew what lobster thermidor was! I recently had oysters Rockefeller and it sounds similar.

[@genericyoutubeaccount579]

I thought Lobster Thermidor was where you kill Robespierre with a Lobster.

[@ih8google]

I was at the la live show. Was lit.

[@XxCorvette1xX]

34:00 Rihanna was also in Ocean’s 8 which came out in 2018

[@enchantrem]

she was in Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets a little bit too

[@sludge_factory_foreman]

23:00, they brought back hot blonde lady with giant bazoingas. Sydney Sweeney doing the dormant-not-dead revival act. We will rise again.

[@TheCryptofHorrors-DerCryptaxis]

To be fair GI Joe: Retaliation was legit pretty good

[@alexkorman1163]

Interestingly enough, china was invited to, and participated in Rimpac for years, until the US kicked them out for the whole South China Sea issue.

[@5686darryl]

rimjob

[@rickkroll]

Rim Pac. When you get a dude with a nose piercing to rim ya stank

[@dirrdevil]

Why does Felix say alien like he's an alien? AL-liens!

[@nachomanrandysauvage8257]

The dialect of an Illinois hick

[@ram_s_d27]

1:22 this triplet hihat beat is sick

[@mrwobblyshark465]

Battleship is objectively a mid movie, but i still love it to some extent soley off my love for Old military ships and some nostalgia

[@skis_injeans]

95 Bulls! They rock

[@jonasuriel7936]

For the algorithm

[@nicolev2028]

Waiting for Felix to discuss John woo’s merits seeing as he is John woo pilled on the twitter

[@joshmccollen700]

And Navy Secretary Ray Mabus had a cameo.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Ray Mabus, one of the most despised SECNAV's ever.

[@joshmccollen700]

@@paulfroelich1024 Why? Do tell.

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@joshmccollen700 There was a big hullabaloo when he wanted to change the job designations in the Navy (it's kind of esoteric but it was huge). They were going to stop addressing people by their job designations, and instead just by their rank. Enlisted personnel were outraged and signed a petition. It may sound inconsequential, but people have a great deal of pride in their individual jobs. For instance, after boot camp I went to my secondary school (called "A" School), and in the entry to the barracks, they have the pictures of all the Medal of Honor recipients who had the same job. Keep in mind many of these people died in the process. So anyway, they withdrew the initiative. There were other things as well, but that really really stands out. Editor's Note: I was too pussy to sign the petition, being that I am a conformist who is genuinely scared of crossing the DOD/DON.

[@johndrocky4377]

🔥🔥🔥CHAPO!!🥊🔥❤️🔥

[@thesickestlittlehoboashall4697]

I never get into the same a helicopter you guys might be all right in the plane you can jump the f*** out of a plane but helicopter whole different ball game

[@bbegins10]

Which is worse Battleship or Pearl Harbour?

[@yfna1]

Battleship. They went so low as to try and appeal to peoples nostalgia for a board game...

[@thomaspollack7451]

Imma say pearl harbor. There's no remembrance day for Battle Ship's first screening anniversary.

[@thomaspollack7451]

@@yfna1 you must hate the troops

[@freakyzed8467]

Pearl Harbor. At least that was a real thing.

[@thomaspollack7451]

@@freakyzed8467 stop stealing my jokes man

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Al leannes

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

Say his name

[@nickadt]

52:08. Hurtbox, Matt. Not hitbox, you poser.

[@effrme]

Old episode

[@jonas1015119]

1:12:08 dying

[@Henry-em6pb]

why can felix openly hate on irish people?

[@edmundbasta9836]

He kinda goes at everybody except for italians its sus

[@Henry-em6pb]

@@edmundbasta9836 everyone except jews more like

[@willywonka7812]

@@Henry-em6pb awwww is mór an truaí thú. Nach gcuimhneoidh duine are bith at na nGael bocht

[@edmundbasta9836]

@@willywonka7812 stop speaking mexican

[@edmundbasta9836]

@@Henry-em6pb jews are cool thats why