The Failure of Dashcon | The world's first Tumblr convention

[@InternetHistorian]

Follow-up Q&A to answer some of your questions: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6fJi6R4rs5rZpo

[@the4thriderx]

did you ever get the dvd?

[@datmexican6795]

Internet Historian please liberate me from liberal Chicago

[@Nick40ghs]

Has the Dashcon DVD hunt come to an end?

[@mirandawinters9045]

Internet Historian Do a video about Google+

[@jiminycricket6791]

Did he ever get that copy?

[@nemidoonam6963]

“We are first timers” Literally lies and steals money *Intentionally*

[@joshhouse6857]

First time heisters

[@MrGoatflakes]

@@joshhouse6857 next time you'll be too busy sucking down that woke koolaid and delicious anti-Semitism you won't even notice we scaming u

[@noskalborg723]

Proof the left is gullible.

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Noskal Borg The left is ran by sociopaths and Cluster-B’s because plebe leftists are so easily manipulated. You just have to say the right _words._

[@noskalborg723]

@@Sorakeyblademaster37 ye, training the masses to roll over and submit (because it's such a noble cause) never asking "what about my family?" Or "is this going to hurt someone?" Or "can i actually trust you?". And then they have the gall to call conservatives "sheople". In my faith, "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" they encourage us to read the doctrine ourselves, and get our own testimony of the truth. They're very clear about what is the truth and what isn't, but they want us to ask questions so we can get answers. They even put up essays online about some of the ugly truths of the early church. Granted those essays aren't nearly as damning as all the accusations surrounding those accounts, but the Church cites all of their sources (in all of their writing) so people can actually fact check it.

[@joelcoates9985]

When they said five to seven thousand people would come they might've meant LITERALLY 5 to 7000.

[@oshawastaken]

LMAOO THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@thronritter6295]

How many? YES!

[@4Y0P]

lmao nice

[@jvnfkfgmvjvfmvkf]

what? i don't get it

[@jvnfkfgmvjvfmvkf]

@Gäłøxy that only works if you say something "smart" in response. you're wrong, better luck next time.

[@TheSantaCompana]

That ball pit really tied the room together.

[@v0rt3xzstar72]

Gijs Houbregs did someone piss on it too

[@gathenhielm9977]

Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[@Mekasoundwave]

Did it not?

[@gathenhielm9977]

Anime Fan. We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads, here.

[@gathenhielm9977]

Since you asked nicely: we're just bastardizing quotes from The Big Lebowski. The plot in it kicks of when an Asian-American guy pisses on the main character's rug. Check it out if you haven't, it's one of the best comedies ever filmed.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

The irony of singing "We Are the Champions," while getting extorted is palpable.

[@JRGProjects]

It's easy to "con" at a failed CONvention

[@mcdonalds5972]

@@JRGProjects "But they raised the money, and the *CON* continues."

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

@@mcdonalds5972 it *CON* tinues

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@joeshittheragman6252]

That wasn't extortion. People were free to leave whenever they wanted

[@caevman3203]

“We’re all gonna sigh together” is something the annoying 9th grade teacher says after assigning a project just before a holiday

[@voodoomoss]

She probably is one. Also, is she wearing a garter belt and corset? To listen to a podcast with fellow tumblrinas?

[@MrGoatflakes]

This literally is it. SJWs never progressed socially past elementary school and absolutely require an adult to tell them not only what to do, but what and when to feel. Peter Pan syndrome but worse (Mary Poppins fixation?)

[@brendan5260]

MrGoatflakes this is exactly what i’ve been saying. we need to stop leading kids by the nose. they should be taught to think for themselves and to make their own choices. when you tell someone from birth what to do, say and think, they will either resent you for being controlling or become mindless.

[@estheay3611]

This comment game me vietnam flashbacks...

[@MrGoatflakes]

@@brendan5260 yep, if you insulate people from the consequences of bad decisions, you rob them of the opportunity to learn to do anything better. Unlimited second chances are a fantasy that evaporates when you inevitably succumb to old age, which havens sooner than everyone thinks. Trying to protect people from every bad consequence is Oedipedal and robs people of life. Not that I believe in people starving in the streets...

[@inactive07228]

Dashcon, rainfurrest, fyre festival, tanacon, let’s see what other events end up in ruins

[@murciadoxial8056]

3 down... one more to go

[@fusk7799]

@@murciadoxial8056 deus vult

[@murciadoxial8056]

@@fusk7799 gotta vult that deus, balls deep!

[@MustafaMustafa-by9my]

wat about the one foousy tube did

[@punbug4721]

Fifth horse (literally) of the con-pocalypse: MLP's Unicon. I won't bother linking a video or even describing it, bc if you've seen this video, you've basically seen a video on Unicon.

[@Metafalcario23]

The saddest part of this whole shit show is that the convention didn't even supply the ball pit themselves. Some poor shmuck who saw how miserable it was brought their own ball pit to try and liven up the place. And someone pissed in it.

[@highdab5181]

MetaFalcon ohman😂😂😂

[@AngHoranxx]

some poor shmuck

[@Oh-Ben]

A lesson was learned. Its all good.

[@honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046]

Lololol

[@kalas9000]

MetaFalcon He’s the Ball Pit Hero (He’s got balls in his eyes)

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

The “They say dress for the job you want.”-Guy was kinda cool and chill though. Witty and snappy response to having a camera shoved up his face.

[@MickeyX2M]

hes a goat

[@tylergaye5457]

Especially compared to the absolute social retard before him lol

[@ethansprague2005]

@@MickeyX2M he sacrifices goats

[@doctormisterio9612]

​@@ethansprague2005🤓

[@MackBananas]

🌭

[@cinnamonflavord]

"We will all sigh together" 1...2... *Give me back my money*

[@hobbedgoblin10]

Hi maki

[@donovanfox7752]

Oh hi maki

[@heyjoji1954]

How’s it going maki

[@breadbug6101]

@@heyjoji1954 I'm probably just some uncultured swine, but who's maki?

[@iheartericcartman]

ChonkBoi perhaps their previous profile picture was maki harukawa maki from danganronpa v3

[@Montesama314]

"Congratulations, you get another hour in the ball pit" sounds like something you'd hear a sadistic scientist say to his human test subject in a Portal-esque video game.

[@ashkitt7719]

No that would be your mother No but you could probably use the Source Engine to make it yourself. I’d love to see another game with writing and puzzle/FPS mechanics like the Portal series.

[@j.baxter4265]

Montesama314 I could imagine glados saying that, actually.

[@theeshyguy]

Naughty children lose their ball pit privileges.

[@josephstalin3586]

@No that would be your mother if they can they don't show it

[@michaelbuckley5847]

Giving sugar cubes to secco

[@KingYurtleOfTurtle]

"Congratulations. You get an extra hour in the ball pit." is something I can see as a sarcastic line by the narrator in the Stanley Parable.

[@ellyv.w.6760]

My favorite ending is the ball pit ending

[@wilfordbrimleyful]

KingYertleOfTurtle I can imagine it now: "confused at the apparent abandonment of him by his coworkers, Stanley stepped into a huge room just off the corridor from his office. a room Stanley had never been in, or heard his coworkers even mention, for it appeared totally unremarkable save for the fact that it contained nothing but a small inflatable ball pit. even more befuddled, understandably so given the circumstances, Stanley decided to waste valuable time by jumping in, perhaps as a protest against wanting to do something more meaningful with his life. but of course, given that Stanley was in what seems to be a state of shock-induced procrastination, it seems unlikely that Stanley wouldn't want to at least get moving again and go through the door at the end of the ball pit room. *cough* I SAID Stanley finally decided to get up and move the story along a bit."

[@AlbinoAxolotl1993]

I read that in Stamper's voice.

[@garnalengarnering]

someone make a mod this would be way too fitting

[@MachineWashableKatie]

Miss Price's Magical Playroom is amazing.

[@wildrabbit2237]

I wanna see TwitterCon Just a room full of people calling each other racists, sexists, and child predators while also BEING racist, sexists, and child predators

[@nyteshade8125]

That's an awesome idea

[@Mr.Stizblee]

To be fair, one of the main reasons Twitter got so toxic is that most of Tumblr migrated there after Tumblr banned porn.

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

collect all of the twitter users in 1 room and throw a letter that says "hitler did nothing wrong" and watch them tear eachother to bits like rabid wolves

[@aaronlaughter6471]

I would go in a heart beat, that would be hysterical

[@mochavbunny]

Make sure no one is allowed to leave for the duration of the con and not hire any security staff. It will be like an IRL version of Twitter with life or death stakes. And put cameras on the walls to livestream the whole thing.

[@NunyaBiznes100]

This whole event was just an irl version of krusty land

[@crowbro69]

Rustem Cecunjanin “you promised these children crabby the clown, but all I saw was... *cheapy the cheapskate* “

[@NunyaBiznes100]

@FantasticFrank85 dashcon had clowns, lots of em, just none compare to krabby

[@brendan5260]

FantasticFrank85 they didn’t have any of the acts they promised. no steam giraffe and the night vale people. whoever the fuck they are

[@fallansaint]

🤣 Edit: underrated comment

[@blob5907]

you mean Kamp Krusty

[@nxbulae]

i physically recoiled when they did the thing from hunger games

[@iapr18]

I didn't see that movie, but by the look of things it was a bad thing to happen, what's the meaning of it?

[@iapr18]

I didn't see that movie, but by the look of things it was a bad thing to happen, what's the meaning of it?

[@PomegranatePomPom]

@@iapr18 it's a sign supposed to be done at a funeral. But in the movie it became the rebellion symbol.

[@Dmcc1942]

@@iapr18 it's a symbol of rebellion When the girl gets chosen to fight in the hunger games her sister takes over for her and the Capitol wants everyone to clap but they make the symbol instead

[@Donners329]

Or they are Serbian nationalists

[@MrRandomGuy13100]

"We're all going to sigh together, okay? 1 2-" "Give me back my money."

[@horsepetrol1177]

That pandering language makes me so ill! Be condescending to a butthurt crowd. We're supposed to be western.

[@shoehunter3928]

DemonlordHatty at least the hippies had a point

[@noahwright8109]

I thought people were gonna start booing.

[@twistup343]

3:37

[@macrussell78]

The fact that there wasn't more outrage towards this baffles me. They even had the gul to ask for more money.

[@aldenfriend9625]

“They say dress for the job you want” that’s the best way to handle that situation lol

[@randomcenturion7264]

Yeah at least he was having fun with the whole thing.

[@svovy5358]

ya, that was smooth

[@ruddha2]

"By the evening, the unthinkable happens: The ball pit starts to deflate." The deadpan delivery gets me every time. Brilliant.

[@Flamingerudostalion]

I like that this implies nostalgia rewatches. Good on you, sir. :)

[@Torenovski]

*and someone pisses in it* that took me out lol

[@rinosmeetngreedthusdays]

It would be nice to get a kiss from those ladys uwu

[@ГенийЖизни-л7ю]

Im surprised noone pissed in it earlier. If it was a furry festival it would be full of poop in like 3 hours

[@RatelHBadger]

You sir, just earned yourself an extra hour free in the Ballpit!!!

[@Mothblossom]

“What made you choose this costume?” “Costume?...” Current objective S U R V I V E

[@sungodraw1020]

xXNightShifter Xx Replying to this so you know you got a bunch of likes

[@jjwang7597]

Snake? Snake?! S N A A A K E ! ! !

[@Mothblossom]

O damn I didn’t expect it to blow up oh Lordy

[@SmoothTurtle840]

Titanfall 2 reference? Probably not, but I’m going to pretend it is.

[@peggy_book5710]

@@SmoothTurtle840 its also in halo reach i think

[@RH3D]

“they say dress for the job you want” was actually a very fast witty response lol

[@schertt]

Dude nailed it 110%

[@megavidaeos]

I love that guy.

[@flyingfish5054]

The thickest skin of everyone there.

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

What was he dressed as? The Devil from that one Jack Black movie?

[@Diembee]

It was so smooth I thought it was scripted and that dude was his buddy

[@heckaboo]

Can't wait for Internet Historian to make a video on the failure of Twitchcon in a few years' time

[@petrox859]

it wasnt that bad, but who knows how 2023 will look like

[@YoshuaYoshoka]

@@petrox859 wasn’t that bad 💀bro the foam pit was so bad it caused multiple injures one of which is likely (99%) permanent

[@aliehsan8738]

@@YoshuaYoshoka sure but that is still not bad enough to warrant an entire video.

[@Randomdive]

I still can't believe Adriana Chechik broke her back in the foam pit

[@petrox859]

@@aliehsan8738 Yeah, I meant it this way, also its interesting to see how active is this comment section

[@erikwinner]

"Let's all sigh together"... I wish I could just call it cringe, but fuck, that might be one of the most disrespectful thing I ever heard.

[@billykaelin6358]

Well at least they did not sigh together instead they asked for refunds

[@HardStyleWillLive]

@@billykaelin6358 naw bro u can clearly see and hear sum sheep bastards doing as theyre told sighing in relation to the countdown 💀

[@GunsNRoses1123]

So incredibly ignorant and disrespectful to the people who are getting scammed, many teens who probably didn't know better.

[@NatLott420]

@Lando Calrissian you're giving too much credit to 12-15yr olds

[@NatLott420]

@Lando Calrissian shiiiiiiii, My dads an alcoholic and I'm not a furry, but I DO have trauma

[@quintonthevillain2745]

This is so painful to watch, i don`t even know how people over there walked out of it alive.

[@billwilson8267]

Allegedly, multiple people (including minors) got AIDS in a BSDM panel that turned into an orgy.

[@quintonthevillain2745]

I... what?! Wasn`t that just a rumor?

[@Thefellomens]

Thankfully it was a rumor, it originated as a joke between three users and other users who saw it thought it was serious. Also nobody actually peed in the ball pit

[@avd7288]

Nobody made it out alive. They weren't alive in the first place.

[@megano2000]

Grizzly Melon I did!

[@mikeandyholloway]

"We're all gona sigh together, okay? One.... Two..." Christ, the mental gymnastics performed just to avoid even thinking about responsibility is mind boggling.

[@zoltanrostas-secola]

"I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!"

[@borkingmad756]

That’s just tumblr for you

[@devanshvatsal4128]

1 2 3 reeeeeee

[@FreakofNature147]

They act like they're dealing with children in there. They need to grow up.

[@DelRae]

Woulda stood up and fucking shoved her ass

[@galleryofrogues]

“A group of tumblr users come up with a brilliant idea” That statement alone is an oxymoron

[@galleryofrogues]

@@Flesh_Wizard first pigs fly. then hell freezes over. THEN tumblr users have an actual good idea right before time and space ultimately unravel.

[@leomeodeo4787]

@@galleryofrogues goncharov's not a good idea?

[@ukargeo]

Your*

[@mrlime9526]

@RollCake Cookie Modern Tumblr is the closest thing to hell I can find with few exceptions.

[@mygills3050]

@@mrlime9526 the users literally call their webbed site “the hellsite”

[@acequs]

I was at home browsing tumblr the entire time this shit show went down. It was unbelievably flooded with posts asking for donations but the only post that still makes rounds is the "this is an emergency someone has peed in the ball pit" post.

[@arielreads]

Alexa please link 👀

[@acequs]

The source blog is deleted or something so I had to reblog it myself but here; moreloll.tumblr.com/post/157872226442/wingdingle-shutthedirk-attention-to-all

[@lorddedede7077]

Alexa I love how this is the most important event that took place at dashcon

[@LickMyMusketBallsYankee]

Alexa NEW LINK NOW

[@tabruc4186]

All I remember is the post going around claiming people were masturbating at some sort of R rated panel. Some reddit users at the time claimed that was an exaggeration, but like. I do wonder what the fuck happened to this day sometimes

[@JacF6734]

“Okay, so you’re dressed up as the Batman movie shooter. What made you choose this costume?” “... Costume?” *Pumped Up Kicks starts playing*

[@rimurutempest4945]

Honestly, would likely improve the overall con

[@bait5257]

Lmao

[@frenchguy8375]

"Better run better run outrun my bullet"

[@gram.]

Theyre all the exact same, I swear. Adult children. I have an unhealthy hatred for the organisers AND the audience that gave up thousands of their parents money AND sympathised with the organisers who clearly ripped them all off. Those types, are a type, so predictable.

[@MegaBlair007]

@@gram. lmao calm down, they'll be dead or broke in the next recession

[@murphyjack90]

"We are all going to sigh together okay?" "One..." "...two..." "GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!"

[@beatriloligirl]

stolen comment

[@tygonmaster]

ok unoriginal comment.

[@AlainReyes]

Why did she thought that saying that would calm the people

[@Movypro23]

Basically x men dark phoenix’s opening night audience 25 minutes in

[@pillsnpiegaming]

did you see how that chick stared at the guy who wants his money back lol.

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

Something I feel it's vital to mention about Dashcon, even six years after this video and nine years after the actual con. The ballpit didn't belong to staff, someone just brought it along.

[@kawaiidesu8864]

It's funny how the chillest guy in the video is Satan

[@-CrimsoN-]

Satan is the chillest dude

[@reaperh2o867]

The con was WAY worse than him.

[@stardy316]

"What is your costume?" *_"Costume?"_* Halo Theme ques.

[@garrettcooper8348]

DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT

[@alextellez987]

Well according to the satanic bible AND the bible itself, he technically is a pretty chill dude that makes you offers too damn good to be true and asks for a somewhat reasonable price lol

[@tyrantking2322]

That dude claiming to contain a riot looks like that one annoying kid in class, you know the one

[@nobodybw1962]

The one that's trying to be both the class clown and the teacher's pet, and failing at both?

[@tunasandwich8049]

Just say "class loser"

[@Omegaset]

He talks like him too

[@sammylammy996]

now I'LL GO BaCk to mY POST

[@mantrajojo4163]

You mean that kid with poor volume control that copes with social anxiety by being really obnoxious and loud?

[@colerichardson20]

"were all gonna sigh together" is some of the saddest shit ive ever heard

[@da_ocsta1452]

Fuckin' grown ass toddlers dude.

[@DuskLegend]

“Thanks for the money, suckers”

[@JBrander]

I love it. Absolute zero damage control of their events backing out. The organizers of this shitshow just expect the audience to take an apology up their asses.

[@Nantosuelta]

*feminists*

[@senatorcockstrong161]

Cole Richardson, great Gael profile pic

[@samp.8099]

Thinking about 2014-era Tumblr is like anti-nostalgia

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Yeah. It got worse when everyone from tumblr invaded Twitter and pushed their views into every part of the internet. All because of a pron ban Still it seems things are shifting to be better now with a lot of these people being called out for the stuff they do

[@StandardGoose]

The best part about the "free extra hour in the ball pit" is that access to the ball pit wasn't being charged for to start with and there was no system of limiting how much time people could have anyway. They literally gave people nothing in lieu of a refund. It's like if they offered them extra access to air.

[@kamilczerniak4175]

Extra Air was a blessing, considering it's a Convention.

[@markkealy4417]

or gave free hotel mints as prizes

[@carbonreptile5437]

hey, you're telling me my air premium membership is fake?! it's $299.99 a month!

[@nikolairostov3326]

@@carbonreptile5437 *THE LORAX INTENSIFIES*

[@frankmarano1118]

I cant believe someone thought that'd be an acceptable reward. It's such a slap in the face, whatre they 5 years old? Wtf, it's a ball pit for children. The organizers were just totally detached from reality to even think that was an okay idea. Theyd have been better off offering nothing at all! At least that wouldnt have been insulting to their intelligence

[@pfitz9346]

"Were all gonna sigh together" is the most Tumblr thing ever. It straight up sounds like some weird satire from a movie spoofing modern herd mentality and culture.

[@Pedro-tm6ue]

You can't say the word straight anymore... You gotta use a more universal word, particularly one that doesn't reinforce priviledge. (I am of course joking)

[@Sorrowdusk]

So Big Bang Theory?

[@danielm.595]

If I was there, I would say " NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA SIGH TOGETHER! EVERYONE, FOLLOW MY LEAD: 1, 2, 3... FUCK YOU ALL AND GIVE OUR MONEY BACK!!!"

[@joeschumaker2152]

Cultish

[@SuperGorak]

this bitch who said that is cancer. "we're all gonna sigh together" is just an attempt at diverting the anger and blame away from her. It's a completely misplaced version "lol, get over it"

[@KuroshiAkuma]

That ballpit carried the whole convention

[@carbonreptile5437]

and being pissed on was the thanks it got. fucking tumblr

[@liamwhittaker8691]

Or, at least, it *tried* to; but was actively getting crushed by its weight...

[@SkyLink64]

Finally 666 liked

[@AmbizarYT]

Until someone pissed in it.

[@maneoj46]

@@AmbizarYT I think a baby was born in it too

[@arditeider2812]

To think that the Willy Wonka Glasgow Experience happened about 10 years after this...

[@dyslexsticks3381]

Here's to another 10 years!

[@mapletouqe]

I feel like Internet Historian should cover that event. I know Big Boss did, but I still think Historian's perspective on it would be better

[@CrabbyMcCrab11]

A Gay hispanic man being called a straight white male is the most tumblr thing i have ever heard

[@daphne1065]

Apparently it's like a curse word over there...

[@F40PH-2CAT]

@@4thtime910 young progressives disproportionately so.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

@@daphne1065 its not the first time; alot don't know that "idiot", "imbecile" and "moron" genuinely used to be scientific/technical terms for the intellectually disabled too, before people thought it was offensive/slurs, and then a long time after that, they now just refer to general dumbassery without that connection.

[@r2d2fromstartrack83]

1/3 not terrible you can't always be perfect you know

[@xBINARYGODx]

@@F40PH-2CAT lol wut?

[@michaelz.3993]

The ballpit is the saddest thing I've ever seen. It just makes me feel dread whenever I see it

[@taeunaosei9107]

It fells post apocalyptic, somehow

[@orangejuice3403]

@@taeunaosei9107 It's like literally a cursed image, even before I knew what dashcon was I saw photos of that ballpit and it filled me with a sense of dread. I wanted to stop looking at it but my eyes wouldn't peel away from the screen, photos of that pit haunt me whenever I see them and I hope someday to be able to forget but I know that there are evils in the world to terrible to bury

[@Evelmooneh]

Orange Juice what happened??? I’m so scared

[@tonysarlo592]

"JUMP IN THE PIT"

[@vovabars1234]

Same lmao, it feels dissapointing just to look at it

[@lol1cris]

"Dress for the job you want" that guy was chill got mad respect

[@oz_jones]

Yeah, his answer was perfect.

[@vanguardRailgun924]

I feel like he was probably in on the whole joke

[@shotgunner777]

Quick-witted guy, great sense of humor. He laid that down so smooth

[@wateri4]

The best response 👌

[@totallynoteverything1.]

@@vanguardRailgun924 I think he dressed like that to remind the tumblr users they were going to helll

[@henrybrittons9028]

Had to come back to this after seeing Among Us add a new nameplate: a ball pit, named "Extra Hour Please"

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Heh! I might start paying again just for that reference.

[@encycl07pedia-]

People still play that wreck of a game? Can you still type or is it still all those crummy dialog choices?

[@kimorayn1733]

GG

[@bborjon3542]

@@encycl07pedia- it’s both

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

@@encycl07pedia- it's fun when you play with your friends but hell when you play with randoms. And if you're 20 yr old with same aged friend busy with school and stuff. It'd be hard to find a schedule where everyone free time meets up.

[@KizaruB]

Changing refund policy after the transaction has already been made? That sounds illegal. Also promoting venues and acts that they hadn’t paid for should be considered false advertising.

[@donaldmacisaac8479]

And even if it isn’t illegal, it’s just a shitty thing to do...

[@amineabdz]

@@donaldmacisaac8479 it is infact illegal ... all those terms were ( probably not, given the IQ of the average tumblr user) in a signed contract... a contract terms cannot be changed after agreement or signature UNLESS both parties approve of said changes ... i don't think people would approve of being ripped off and not get refunds

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

@@amineabdz these are all people who never read a EULA, apparently. I'm going to bet it says "no refunds."

[@donaldmacisaac8479]

Winds of March Journey/Perry tribute band Well yeah, but seeing the brainpower of the organisers wasn’t exactly great, how much do you want to bet there was no EULA?

[@adenomohokoyomoh4350]

What do you expect from a bunch of Tumblr users?

[@Kirbo4004]

1:34 "what made you decide to dress up as the Prime Minister of Israel?" "They say dress for the job you want" This guy gets it.

[@Saidriak]

I love that guy

[@itaishemer]

I'm an Israeli. I love this so much

[@JDHGaming]

Yes most self aware guy in the room, I mean he is satan, mabye that is the actual satan

[@stockcaptain1]

@@itaishemer big true

[@HTWW]

@@itaishemer someone else had to wear a mask with Lapid's face and start a brawl, lmao.

[@lambsauce7969]

"Let's all sigh together. 1.... 2....." "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" Honestly I had never laughed so hard in my life until now.

[@a113_mp]

Honestly I would have said that as well

[@kodiejc4202]

@@a113_mp or throw my shoe at her

[@adafrost6276]

@@kodiejc4202 Ah, the good ol' George W. Bush maneuver

[@moop655]

So much cringe

[@Kezsora]

@@moop655 So cringe normie 😎😎

[@spaghettinoodlesoup4510]

Dashcon happened in 2014 And a certain chocolate experience happened this year, 2024. History is repeating as we speak.

[@dawngrove7053]

Makes me wonder what will happen in 2034

[@fazmade]

​@@dawngrove7053just an empty room

[@ightman712]

Your forgetting fyre festival too.

[@spaghettinoodlesoup4510]

@@ightman712 oh yeah, that too lol

[@xyangst]

What happened?

[@paulacarmona1877]

the moment when they all raise their fingers hunger games style is so iconic and pathetic I swear to god I can’t breathe

[@0ihatetrolls01]

my toes broke out of my socks from the cringe

[@paulacarmona1877]

@@0ihatetrolls01 hdhshsj that’s funny I’m writing that down

[@UZI-hb3cu]

Floyd?😳😳

[@Incompetences]

I've rewatched this video so many times and each time that part plays, every time without fail I have to either skip it from the cringe, or stop playing it for a bit so I can breathe heavily due to the second hand embarrassment it causes me.

[@nickyblue4866]

@@UZI-hb3cu back from the grave. 👻 😱 👻 😱

[@voodoopls2856]

*They say dress for the job you want.* What a legend.

[@Winasaurus]

The fact he took that in stride and joked along with it makes me feel bad for him. I hope he got another hour in the pit.

[@nibelsnarf4302]

Taylor even better, I hope he got his extra hour before the pit was pissed in

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

Smoothness: 100

[@wavewingman5993]

"We are first-timers, but we intend to learn from our mistakes" *_YOU SCAMMED PEOPLE, EXTORTED, LIED TO THEM, AND POCKETED ALLEGED CHARITY MONEY_*

[@wavewingman5993]

@@benh8657 Oh I'm blamin'.

[@nonono4160]

You don't get it, mate. When they say mistakes, they meant the part where they got caught.

[@lastswordfighter]

*Take the money and run song intensifies*

[@screamingpotato759]

Yeah and the next time they will do better, they will extort the charity to pay for the building and pocket the money

[@C104-x9s]

Well they only scammed tumblr users

[@bybs5726]

Hbomber missed the mark here. Seems man in hole was a fair take but this video is legend

[@mattgroening8872]

What are you talking about? Bomber never personally criticized this channel, he only critiqued man in hole.

[@bybs5726]

@@mattgroening8872 he critiqued the video

[@R0bot4]

@@mattgroening8872he was butthurt in his video that Internet Historian made fun of Dashcon since the people here seem to be part of Harris… uhm… „people“. He said that this video „only“ made fun of SJWs which just aint true and made it look as if internet historian was some sort of super anti semitic nazi, unsurprisingly sparking a discussion on reddit whether IH really was. Hbomberguys video was good for 98% of the time, but this personal vendetta against IH was just dirty and unnecessary.

[@mattgroening8872]

@@R0bot4 ? Can you timestamp when this happened?

[@R0bot4]

@@mattgroening8872 im absolutely not going through his hour long video now to prove this, but I can promise you it absolutely happened. Bybs wrote the same thing. He must have done it in the beginning of the IH part since it was basically the way he introduced him.

[@k4rz43]

The _LGBTQ&A_ table is _too small_ and _doesn't have enough chairs for everyone._ I swear there's a joke in there somewhere.

[@digdug1489]

Oh defenitely.... gatekeeping smth or other, where's the cishet pride, ect

[@anaccountitexists1949]

@@digdug1489 Honestly that's cringe but so is normal pride cause who gives a shit what sexuality you are or your gender

[@digdug1489]

@@anaccountitexists1949 bruh why you gotta do that...... ppls identities are valid, they care lol

[@anaccountitexists1949]

@@digdug1489 I know that their identities are valid but parading around over something you have no control over is cringe

[@digdug1489]

@@anaccountitexists1949 if for hundreds of years an essential part of who you are was punishable with death then you would want to celebrate it too when you had the chance. Also just like go talk to some gay ppl and ask them why they celebrate pride. You'll probably get a better answer in person.

[@shgh2695]

When 4chan didn’t even have to do anything to make it fail

[@Ayr-me7vb]

What do you mean? The notorious hacker know as 4chan actually snuck in and pissed in the ball pit

[@kek-senpai243]

@@Ayr-me7vb I wish that was confirmed true.

[@charlie1234500]

@@kek-senpai243 I would be forever a happy man if that were true.

[@gabeyab]

*MEET THE SPY*

[@Fordring1776]

turns out you don't need nationalist terrorism to screw up tumblr events, huh

[@formoftherapy]

I take partial responsibility for this shit show happening. Bit of an untold story but...ever wonder how this even happened? Well this was just a shitty group of people on a tumblr blog that was poorly designed and so I asked them "are you serious about this happening" they said "yes" and so I offered my help. I come from a media production background and so I gave them a polished tumblr blog, and even made them a website and was designing badges, promotional material, etc. They promoted me to "art director" but I was growing suspicious because I oddly had to point out things like "wait what? You can't throw a con without money..." and I was slowly finding out that their official "committee" was having "drama" because committee members weren't showing up to meetings. Why? Turns out because some of them were getting busy with hw because apparently some were still only 15 years old. But my promotional material was getting them traction and it caught the attention of one of my friends who hangs out with the Joss Whedon circle of usual actors. And so with his help he and I were putting plans in place to discuss shooting a commercial with Felicia Day and some of the other usual Whedon actors and get their endorsements. But I didn't tell the committee this because I was still somewhat suspicious. I went to a con and shot a soft commercial with some B level famous cosplayers edited the video and then sealed it in a vault forever because after editing that video I found out the truth: the two girls "spearheading" the con was just a rando 18 year old girl and the other girl who was also young (I forget her age) had zero experience. The "boss" of all this had acted like she was in charge but I learned that her definition of being capable was that she was going to SCHOOL for business but had never thrown an event in her life. It suddenly made sense why she didn't listen to my advice that they should throw a smaller meetup first, find investors and raise capital, and any other advice for starting a convention: she had no idea wtf she was doing. And so in the night I immediately went on their blog, took off my code, shut down the website, and deleted every piece of promotional material and the logos I had designed for them and I just sent them a message not to use any of my shit and that I was backing out. I wonder to this day what would have happened if I hadn't intervened. When they had their shitty little blog they hardly got 5 notes but when I stepped in their traffic jumped to thousands over night. I feel like they would have naturally fizzled out but I set them on a momentum. Oh well. They should have fucking listened.

[@ribbonoosehood6597]

I don't know whether to hug you or slug you

[@formoftherapy]

I suppose if you enjoyed the hilarity of dashcon itself. Back when I was involved it was called tumblcon USA. But the day after I left, they also got slapped with a message from tumblr to change their name because they were pretty much like "wtf you cant use our name". Also another reason why I backed out. I assumed they had tumblr's blessing but the night before I heard they were wondering if they should "ask for permission" (at this point they were like 5 months in the planning process and I had only been involved 3 weeks to like a month only).

[@shawklan27]

Form of Therapy nice story

[@DuckieMcduck]

You should see if the vaulted commercial can earn you some fraction bounty lol

[@StephySon]

Form of Therapy thank u for telling me this. Holy shit I laughed so fucking hard as I watched this. Guess u got something funny to look back on since this trash fire was so fucking hilarious XD

[@halfwithero5368]

1:18 "Hey, hey, I've seen this one!" "What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!"

[@theworddoner]

"But they raised the money, and the con continues" (2:28) If that isn't a double entendre then I don't know what is.

[@Admiralex91]

conventional con artists

[@jtommagic4516]

@@Admiralex91 ça c'est vraiment trop con....

[@coolguy02536]

concon

[@dumpsterfire5886]

A convention for cons conning money

[@bluewuppo]

Jtom Magic Translation for english speakers, con means cunt in french :)

[@nickluckman1872]

At least that one guy dressed as Satan had a sense of humor

[@TAlbertoBarbosareal]

u mean the prime minister of israel?

[@Heroics64]

lol all jokes aside that guy really is a scumbag.

[@vidsmaker556]

that dude probably went there on a dare

[@DreadEden256]

I also liked to think a third of the attendees, including the satan dude, were just 4chan users who went to troll!

[@martyslackjaw]

I'm sure he recycled that joke from telling people the same thing about being the devil.

[@JC21]

"Someone pisses in the ball pit" Why is this so fitting and unsurprising

[@markgrehan3726]

Honestly surprised no one did it sooner.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Vomit in the ball pit

[@iannalemme]

@@JeanMarceaux step right in and take a shiiit

[@parkerjones6603]

That and attacking the gay latino for assuming hes a straight cis male screams tumblr

[@maryarunkle7519]

It was probably an act of protest

[@ThePmcderm91]

Free Palestine lmao, I had to check the date on this video because that caught me off guard in March 2024

[@caringheart34]

Ironically, 2014 had the 2014 Israel-Gaza war which was pretty similar to the conflict today with Hamas except it was more faster and had less of an international impact.

[@bigboysdotcom745]

Are you people really so uneducated that you think Israel and Palestine only started going at it in the past year? Do you also think Israel have been the only ones who've been doing the oppressing?

[@mathewcipriano4794]

@@caringheart34 Same crap, different year.

[@jaif7327]

the guy recording represented 4chan, he doesn’t rlly care about palestine jus an anti semite lol

[@iamnothale]

@@mathewcipriano4794 Isn’t that inconvenient? Try telling that to a bunch of conservationists.

[@vZorroh]

“So you’re dressed up as the Batman movie shooter, what made you choose this costume?” *Costume...?*

[@PassTheSnails]

I would get the fuck outta there

[@phillipmele8533]

Part of me thinks he was oblivious, the other part believes he decided to play along.

[@thehermit8618]

@@phillipmele8533 he kinda sounds foreign. Maybe he is just half-understanding him and thats why he looks so confused

[@captainunderpants2816]

The fuck you there in the first place

[@johnoconnell5004]

That's disturbing.

[@imaloony8]

For those wondering, the DVD never surfaced, and IH says it's highly unlikely that a single copy was ever made.

[@sawyerheyman1761]

Dayum.

[@RancidGravy]

They probably did have a volunteer cameraman though. So there's uncut footage somewhere.

@@RancidGravy Or there was.

[@Levy_Wilson]

Exactly. Why would someone keep this dumpster fire of an event on a hard drive? Probably deleted the footage as soon as he got home.

@@Levy_Wilson I woulda kept it. It seems like a valuable piece of internet history.

[@matc8085]

lol the cringe is so hard when they did the hunger games hand thing. Such braveness and rebellion.

[@the_DarkSoul]

My Benis was actually gonna do the hand thing until I step in and beat my Benis into submission

[@enchiladas2.047]

I should have expected something like that since SJW's are known to live in a fantasy world

[@MrCrasherdog]

It might as well be the Hitler salute.

[@equivalentartexchange7096]

XD these people

[@tomhollandfan1982]

Such a powerful moment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Michiganman800]

It's sad that Tumblr-tier behavoir was fringe in 2014 is now mainstream

[@TheSoulCollector13]

I still can't believe this was right down the street from me and the only reason I didn't go was because a friend of mine was having her late birthday party that weekend. I missed a fucking legend.

[@levi_octavian]

Why would you want to go!?

[@TheSoulCollector13]

Nah dude we weren't going to 'go' we were going to record it both of us had been bashing the so called 'con' on tumblr for months before it happened.

[@thegreatandpowerfultwily394]

TheSoulCollector13 Feels bad, man. It looked like you would have gotten some premium content. =P

[@Lil_Devil]

Awww noo rip. 😂😂😂

[@thestarstarla]

TheSoulCollector13 it was meant for you not to go

[@Ben-jo8jd]

imagine how bad that room smelled

[@verynoiceroxx542]

Neckbeards and unwashed people all together in a room, possibly without A/C or adequate ventilation. Mmm, an aromatic sensation.

[@Robsidians]

Ben most furries smell better, the bad ones everyone bunches normal furries with are worse.

[@bruhsauce644]

god the hotel should've asked for $100k, it would take a thousand cleaners to get the stench out

[@Laura-Yu]

Ben Gonna bet sour mayo

[@scarletcrusade77]

Unwashed fat white girls

[@thatsanegg4123]

“Dress for the job you want” lad was a good sport

[@skuyzy198]

Best thing in the whole fucking con

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

For me, going to a job interview dressed for the job I want is an extreme sport.

[@thatsanegg4123]

Mega Man X Powered Up dude I support u make it happen homie u got this

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@thatsanegg4123 Didn't get the job. Apparently, dressing as Batman was too intimidating for the interviewer.

[@shrekawareness2002]

Max L ok guess I’m not wearing clothes

[@ArnavSavage]

That ballpit carried the whole convention. When you realize that furries organized a better event than Tumblr users..

[@thelemmster]

Furries are usually quite rich, well not me. Most of the damage from rainfurrest was done by 4 people out of thousands.of attendees only 2 of which were furries the others being there to make furries seem really weird

[@ashdaddyactual6933]

The organizers of the Furry con weren’t the problem hahaha

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

Most furry conventions, from what I know, *are* in fact organized better than Dashcon

[@KrisRN23935]

This whole convention reminds me of those scams the kids would try to pull on Ed, Edd, n Eddy but with less effort.

[@delta000111]

Dude. Nice.

[@delta000111]

@George Floyd and dorks.

[@arrfffff7455]

Some of those scams were pretty interesting

[@tp4bunghole108]

Never watched Ed Ed and eddy but I now exactly what you are talking about

[@adriandurn5903]

You mean a con?

[@crimsonsnow4465]

"And the con continues." I swear that's a double entendre.

[@wadedevinney5318]

The fact that you seem to be the only person to pick up on that tells me you are an intelligent being.

[@childofflesh1591]

OH WAIT I JUST GOT IT

[@Scythian046]

Glad I'm not the only one that picked up on that lol

[@akirakurusu861]

Nice pfp

[@nitroflux_o1040]

@@wadedevinney5318 well if one gets it they dont have to comment about it...

[@shafloo]

even though dashcon was a total mess, it was a fairly accurate depiction of what an actual tumblr con would look like.

[@qwormuli77]

A mess.

[@yurei3714]

And tanacon

[@SteveSmith-fh6br]

It's what happens when you put a bunch of socialists in charge.

[@Cacabambolade]

@@SteveSmith-fh6br please take your opinion and leave, thx

[@SteveSmith-fh6br]

@@Cacabambolade Yeah no.

[@net_apart7987]

Turns out dash con was a perfect con for tumbler, it included stolen artwork, shitty practices, and buzzwords galore.

[@PritchardCraftFTW]

It isn't called a con for nothing.

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

make this top comment

[@Goldenglare_thewindeater]

Bets comment. 10/10. 💯%

[@rubyross8644]

made by a group of conartist right.

[@thestandardprobloxian4118]

Yay me I got the 1000th like Nobody asked :p

[@ChrisChris-ft1pi]

The rewatchability on these videos is amazing

[@sebaseba6710]

Yep I'm here too

[@illuminaughty-7868]

SSJ Rosé Chris watching this when im about to sleep, while eating, while doing nothing lmao

[@youwingmantube]

Same. I watched fall of 76 like 6 times

[@MagicMaster667]

Truly is. - What's that, recommended feed? Videos I've already seen 6 times? Aww yeah!!

[@user-Jay178]

Ikr

[@KillerOrca]

A moment that shall go down in history as a prime example of "why the internet should stay on the internet". And to think my friend almost convinced me to go to this.

[@quintonthevillain2745]

Did your friend end up going? And if so, what became of him/her?

[@Lifebeam87]

Vidcon is pretty popular

[@KillerOrca]

Got to the city, couldn't get into the con. The horror stories of people fleeing it were enough to make him think twice. He went to Vegas instead.

[@KillerOrca]

The kind that are no longer so naive and/or on Tumblr.

[@PomLamb]

At the time the event organizers promised a whole lot of great stuff but 90% events never happened and what did was an extremely watered down version. The things that they had were nowhere near the quality that was promised. Its like shopping online, you buy something expensive but they just ship you a cardboard box with a letter and cheap mints and a bill for a full tank of gas. I feel bad for those who participated. They were promised a huge event with all kinds of people and internet celebrities. Shows were canceled people were not showing up it was empty and abysmal as compared to what was actually promised. On top of the fact any people ended up paying more because of the venue controversy only to find that it was for nothing. No one could have predicted the disaster that was Dashcon.

[@maliciousbugman]

what do you mean a certain side of youtube held a grudge over this video for nearly seven years, and used an already-settled plagiarism "scandal" as a pretense to try finally collecting a scalp over this

[@tommythompson6516]

Lmao he needed something to attack IH for

[@emperortgp2424]

come back in one week when this attempt also hilariously fails and that side is back to nibbling on IH's ankles again

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

Fr, that video was just brain dead. Leave IH alone

[@xacmashe3852]

​@@gl1tchygreml1nnah, imma call out how hes a plagiarist and makes fun of victims in terrible events (Cost of Concordia is FULL of this)

[@xacmashe3852]

Also you say "already settled" but when the original creator who was plagiarized was asked, he sure had something different to say. By the way, if IH is still making the same "anti-lgbt cringe" jokes 7 years later, then there's no reason NOT to point this video out. You can't use the "it was x amount of time ago" argument when nothing has changed since then.

[@ladydontekno]

The thing is, this con was being organized by actual children, maybe one or two people involved with Dashcon had any actual experience with organizing a convention. It's like thinking you know how to run a restaurant because you've been to a restaurant before.

[@DravenWolfe]

ladydontekno or because you microwaved a frozen burrito once.

[@thunderplunder1013]

Guess these kids are now full fledged scammers then ahaha

[@wjbushjr]

Tumblr just keeps reminding me to go to and get a fucking education and live my life.

[@timwallace2303]

ladydontekno Note to self, dont be a furry. Well actually "Furries" is the new way of identifying a mental illness.

[@izzeypally]

This section of Tumblr people are grown children. They are always claiming to be victims, when in reality, they just suck at life. “Poor us! People are mad at us for scamming them! They must be homophobic, racist, and sexists!”

[@markthomaskiec2453]

Wow... this is exactly what I thought a Tumblr con would look like.

[@mrkiky]

this is how the world will look like if SJW's get to run it.

[@magicman3163]

Mark Thomas Kiec it’s like the Roman Empire before its collapse they don’t agree/like/know each other all they have is size and they all think the world revolves around them that’s why 4Chan a force that is unified and small can actually mess with them pretty significantly it’s essentially barbarian horde that has no orders and no communications no tactics just surround and engulf VS 100 Spartans.

[@CoAndCoLaptopAccount]

The "in front of 5000 people causing a riot" and "back to my post" guy is exactly what I picture when I think of guy who uses tumblr. Probably is the best friend of the girl he jacks off to every night but she only considers him to be a friend to cry to when the guy shes banging is being difficult.

[@Drietfoga]

@@magicman3163 this is the most autistic and detached from reality interpretation of internet communities i've ever seen

[@magicman3163]

Drietfoga I was referencing how they were able to fuck with tumblr during the 4Chan VS Tumblr war

[@woolfoma]

It failed because they forgot to take account for the fact that less than 10 tumblr users leave their house in any given year.

[@BlamoStramo]

woolfoma and that they're constantly using, life, depression, (name mentally issued here), and things they just heard about wrong

[@smartistepicness]

Happy 10th Anniversary to one of the most disastrous conventions ever.

[@armorpro573]

LOL

[@ameliej6690]

The woman who screamed “THIS IS EXTORTION!” Is my favorite

[@fawful1465]

same person said "THEY JUST WANT OUR MONEY"

[@kalejuice5701]

@@fawful1465 and she wasn't fckn wrong about that, either

[@blindtherapper2470]

Well they need to get paid

[@imaloony8]

Anyone who didn't watch the Q&A: The DVD never surfaced. IH assumes it was never made, but knows that there was a crew there recording things and assumes the raw footage is still out there, but it hasn't surfaced.

[@BiBiren]

Oof, so they (the staff) discarded the evidence?

[@Archy__]

Thank you for this I was curious!!

[@diegogonzales9653]

Lost media iceberg

[@pancake4061]

I bet the camera crew left because they got stiffed.

[@bright-_]

This is exactly what I'd expect a tumblr convention to be.

[@laurocoman]

Mre so now that they deleted all the porn.

[@nonamea9177]

Indeed

[@abavendarlocke5455]

Nah man, after the porn purge of 2018, all the shitters went to Twitter. Tumblr is a pretty chill place these days, especially when compared to the dashcon days.

[@wimp2013]

@Autumn Potato ahahahhaaha....wait you serious?

[@thepaperbagmask]

@Autumn Potato Damn that's such a perfect imitation it feels like I'm on Tumblr rn

[@johnm7491]

As much as I liked Hbombers vid, I don't understand his beef against this? This is honestly tame by today's standards.

[@ohaba4286]

Hbomb has to hate IH on principle. It has nothing to do with his actual content

[@janinebasil]

He didn't say he hated it or he had a beef against it, he just found it disappointing. It was a tiny mention in his video.

[@mightquinnable]

@@ohaba4286he caught one video, and got lucky and report on it cause of this and some banger video was a c-u-n-t

[@mightquinnable]

@@janinebasilnah, 6 year old video… disappoint for six year he was bitter

[@noone12748]

This video is a mirror held up to his face

[@mikcon63]

"We are the champions" was not a good song choice.

[@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler]

Freddy be rolling in his grave rn.

[@ethor7676]

I cringed the most at that.

[@Robergine]

They have no time for losers.

[@FrogOf4Chan]

@@Robergine Guess they have no time for the other 499 people who showed up.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

They were doing that one symbol from the hunger games, right? So they should’ve sung something like the mockingbird song but I mean, what do you expect from a bunch of people on tumblr.

[@AzureRoxe]

Just imagine going to a convention, ANY convention, and being told "we need you all to donate money or we'll have to close"

[@strangebrew1231]

I’ll just go home. My money is precious

[@RaigoZura]

I would just cut my losses and walk.

[@Belgardion]

"Aight, Imma head out."

[@batz102]

@unknowning unknown sure buddy

[@mothcatcher893]

@unknowning unknown never saw someone spell "financially irresponsible" that way.

[@AlchemicKeyblader]

I think the worst thing is the con said that the WTNV people "just walked", thus lying to everyone in the room. From what i remember, during this time, they (the WTNV crew) had taken time away from their European tour to be at the con, so they were already losing time and money, but they wanted to do this for the fans. Come show time, when they asked about their pay before the show, the Dash Con people basically went, "Uhhhh, we don't have your money right now. We can get it to you later...maybe half?" And the WTNV people said, "yeah, no. That's not gonna cut it. You said we'd be paid upfront. Either we get paid, or we don't perform." Which I think is a pretty fair request, considering their circumstances. Con didn't have the money, so they left. Somehow, the con managed to spin it so that, instead of admitting that the main attraction walked because they weren't being paid, it was instead the fault of the WTNV crew for "just walking". Again, this is what I'm fairly sure was happening behind the scenes, but this info is second- and third-hand, so any corrections are welcome.

[@kikazaru3922]

Alchemic Keyblader I've been reading a lot of comments about the topic of WTNV, and it lines up well with everyone, but like you said, it's second to third hand information, but it's all mostly the same. The story goes: They had taken time out of their European tour to come to the con. They did arrive, but they didn't get paid like they were promised. So before their panel started, they packed their stuff and walked out, or so many have told. So, technically, they did walk. Not in the way the people who were running the "con" made it seem to be though. They walked out because of the absolute shit they had to deal with from those people, not because they just didn't care about the fans. So yeah

[@sarsona_3611]

This is some good ass bedtime stories to put me to sleep.

[@FreyasArts]

Also the reason why they insisted on getting the money beforehand was that they already had to pay travel and accommodation out of their own pocket.

[@lonegalaxy9158]

Sounds about right.

[@nicholasmorgan7609]

Alchemic Keyblader what is welcome to nightvale anyways?

[@RandomGaming117]

Almost 4 years later and I’m still wondering if he found a copy of dashcon

[@Mick_92]

"What do you mean 4 years? This video can't be THAT old" **Looks at date** Oh.

[@vanguardRailgun924]

It was confirmed to be just a rumour shortly after when he did the QnA on this video.

[@wileymanful]

@@vanguardRailgun924 NOOOOO

[@gunslinger621]

Me to bor

[@graemcnuggets488]

@@John-Stark crie

[@shotgunsam23]

The “dress for the job you want” guy probably has the thickest skin of any tumblr user.

[@stevenschnepp576]

That's why I'm pretty sure he wasn't actually a tumblr user.

[@whydoesyoutubeallownamesth5598]

@@stevenschnepp576 yeah I think he went there for a laugh or something

[@keanunmoskaluk3518]

@@whydoesyoutubeallownamesth5598 im really sure he did, the satan outfit was a big hint to begin with

[@slenderfoxx3797]

Yeah he actually has a backbone. Can't be a tumblr user lol

[@goldenrodprime226]

Could be a 4chan sleeper agent left over from the war.

[@HanaBakemono]

The Night Vale thing was more than just them walking. From what I heard, they were delighted to go, since Tumblr helped make them popular, and even took time out of their tour to go. Dashcon promised to pay for their travel, room, everything. Then, they were told travel couldn’t happen because they didn’t raise enough money. That’s fine, Night Vale was willing to cover that, they understood it was their first con, shit happens. Then they get there, but oh no, they couldn’t get them rooms since every room was taken by a convention goer. Okay, Night Vale struggles but managed to stay at a buddy’s house. And this whole time, payment for their performance kept getting delayed further and further until the night of the performance, they were told they’d be paid AFTER they performed. At this point, a tired and frustrated Night Vale knew they were getting scammed and decided it was best to leave. But the way Dashcon worded the ordeal made it seem like Night Vale left because they weren’t paid MORE than what Dashcon offered. Night Vale looked like greedy bastards, Dashcon looked like pitiful victims. Night Vale did apologize and I think offer to compensate for those who got ripped off, but the whole thing was an even worse disaster the deeper you look into this shit.

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

I believe you. I dont know why but i believe you. Really though, that makes perfect sense. Good of you to try and straighten out the record.

[@mrmidnight32]

HanaBakemono it’s run by LGBQ liberals what else did you expect. Victimize the aggressor and take full advantage of the situation at hand for personal benefit and gain lmao

[@HanaBakemono]

Travis Ryno no problem. I know Tumblr is full of idiots (trust me, I’ve been on the site to follow talented artists, but was not prepared for the horrors that await), but Night Vale didn’t deserve that kind of treatment. Still a chill and talented group, I’d recommend listening despite being tainted by Tumblr’s idiots. Its got hints of Silent Hill, some atomic age sci-fi, bizarre humor, and a five-headed dragon running for mayor. Just pretend Tumblr never touched it.

[@pwntwtf]

who the fuck is night vale

[@Blackbirdofheaven]

@CK_32 So fucking true! Also tumblr breeds selfish bastards that only care about looking pure while shitting on other people. This is what tumblr deserves

[@dogma4593]

Kind of hilarious how he was yelling "Free palestine, death to israel" at 1:17 to get the tumblr lefties mad, but he would get a standing ovation if this convention happened today

[@gryficowa]

No, Israel was already boycotted then

[@J.Skyler]

@@gryficowaSlight agree. It was not boycotted to the extent it is in current day. And anyone who spoke rhetoric that was aexplicitly pro-palestine and anti-israel was labeled anti semitic on tumblr between 2013-2018.

[@gryficowa]

@@J.Skyler It is sad that it took us so long to finally see how Israel treats the people in its country :/

[@bigboysdotcom745]

​@@gryficowaalmost as if people only follow trends instead of what's right

[@stefan4159]

@@gryficowa It's sad that you still haven't realized how the Palestinians have misbehaved for decades.

[@stakmaster2390]

Imagine the smell in that room of 20 million people.

[@rootinesttootinestcowboint4639]

Imagine the smell of a smaller room with just one of them

[@BlueBarth]

Imagine the smell of the ball pit

[@albinmejzini74]

Imagine the smell of 1 ball from the pit

[@tuscansun2320]

Imagine the smell of the ball pit after it got pissed on

[@thuna_2825]

Imagine

[@iamnotreal4078]

That Satan guy was, ironically, the coolest fuckin guy there.

[@saucejohnson9862]

Iam Notreal Literally the only on there who knows what he is.

[@TrianglePants]

nooo he was *on fire*

[@dani-sh3un]

Triangle_Pants gtfo

[@holdguard4624]

@@TrianglePants lmao

[@holdguard4624]

@@santoriomaker69 What do you mean?

[@tikkelbikkel]

"They say dress for the job you want" Honestly, such a nice way to respond to a mediocre joke at best. What a legend.

[@commanderzavala9328]

@Roy Sunshine Oy vey!

[@Max-is4qu]

that dude was annoying as hell

[@Max-is4qu]

guys lets use cocaine

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

@Maciej stay mad /pol/lack

[@narcick1018]

@Boss Baby's Dad palestine shouldnt even be considered a country its just some schmuks claiming something called "allah"existes and throws rock at the soldiers and loves pedophile mohammad ,tbh they woulde be great addition to the turkish war economy ,probably working 7/24 will be better than throwing rocks at soldiers ,wait i have a other idea lets send all arabs,syrians,kurds,palestitans to madagascar where they can fight for their survival and so the great ottoman rule can return to middle east , a arabia controlled by isreal and turkey it would be really magical

[@PossumGodMode1337]

This was a great laugh thank you IH and team!

[@anti_honey]

Occasionally I come back to this video, and every time I'm astonished the organizers got away without lawsuits. I mean, hell, lying about partnering with a charity has to be fraud, right? Failing to keep your end of the deal with volunteers, and rewriting rules mid-con to prevent refunds, has to be a form of embezzlement, right?

[@redbeard3946]

Well said, I'm sure this inspired Pfizer to get away with what they did (not the opioid crisis, you know, the other big elephant in the global room).

[@lordhellstrande7188]

Not so much embezzlement but still very much fraud which should be prosecuted

[@lordofdawn]

Don't expect much intelligence from tumblr users

[@stormdog9169]

@@lordofdawn Using such a gender normative cis het word like intelligence. SMH.

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

Were this any other convention, the organizers would have been sued out of their ass. But since this was Tumblr in it’s entirety, the collective intelligence of its members mirrors that of toilet water.

[@Larry]

I think you'll be disappointed with the DVD though, it'll only be heavily edited to look good in their favor.

[@hellogoato]

Hylian Mario You never do, but he's there anyway. You could be on a video about the mating habits of mountain goats and he'd be down there in the comments saying how interesting it was. Dude comments on everything.

[@cd7up]

make more videos my guy. i been waiting.

[@0ctothorp]

But can you imagine it? The amount they would have to edit it to make it in their favor would probably make it hilarious.

[@RD500v2]

holy shit it's larry

[@LordArikado]

Is there anything you don't comment on, Larry?

[@B-Mag]

I can only imagine how bad that place smelled

[@leeyenyao8570]

Oh no 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@IRGhost0]

Imagine a room full of chris chans.

[@bornofpixels]

@@IRGhost0 who is chris chan

[@vault1230]

@@bornofpixels I looked it up, some sonic weeb fanboy

[@gorrilamode6425]

Vault no.... way, way, way way WAY worse

[@CodeBlue981]

3:24 It's so crazy seeing Moist Critical before he blew up, careful who you make fun of in middle school

[@blue_storybook3230]

This is what happens if you let social media define ur entire existence and personality.

[@warrenshepard3373]

Pretty much.

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Tumblrettes don’t have souls.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Twitter, Tumblr and Reddit were all mistakes.

[@strange4414]

*Steel Beam* Reddit has the cumbox though so I’d say it’s the mistake that proved itself worthy of life

[@dennisalvarado5134]

@@DonVigaDeFierro took the words outa my mouth.

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

I thought Dashcon was just a really bad My Little Pony convention. This is far worse, and I love it.

[@maximillianlylat1589]

Neo Machine if you want to know a really bad brony convention theres las Pegasus unicorn. Tara strong is scared to go to first year cons because of it

[@definitelynotanAIchatbot]

I'm pretty sure the entire cast and crew of My Little Pony is terrified of bronies, and only tolerates them on the surface because $$$.

[@Alondro77]

Nah, MA Larson loves them. He's not even working on the show anymore and yet attends every con he can. I've also found some of the best fanfics ever written from the Brony fandom. Of course, the ones with vampires, random crossovers, and bad romances tend to get the most attention, but there are some truly amazing ones that I wish the show was based around. They have storytelling translatable to a screenplay of the level that went into the likes of "Over the Garden Wall". Some even reach high-fantasy-novel-level skills, and I'd compare them to "The Last Unicorn". One epic I'd even say is on par with "Lord of the Rings", and just as lengthy, with astounding composition and flowing, beautifully descriptive narration.

[@roxas4930]

Alondro77 I'm sure I know what fic your referring to, fallout equestria?

[@Alondro77]

No, there's one MUCH worse with a cannibal Nightmare Moon who's forgiven after being the worst person imaginable... which has 5,000 likes or more. Also, it turns out in that story feeding her criminals was commonplace in the past... and many of those criminals were political prisoners (basically innocent of any real crime). But that's still ok as far as the insane NMM fanbois were concerned. There was also a terrible one with vampire Vinyl and werewolf Octavia, where monsters randomly attacked ponies, but somehow the story demanded we sympathize with them rather than the group that organized to fight the monsters. In fact, in this terrible story, Octavia becomes a werewolf after being savagely attacked and saved at the last second... and she still has no qualms about monsters nor understands any normal pony's fear, despite nearly being killed and eaten. And of course the anti-monster group was abysmally incompetent despite knowing who all the monsters and what their weaknesses were, while they were still mostly anonymous to the monsters, because god-forbid the glorious SJW monsters face a genuine adversary with a sensible position. I ripped that POS a new one.

[@cormorantcolors]

We’re all going to sigh together *GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY*

[@shori8438]

*GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY*

[@exodescult]

3... 2... 1- GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY

[@user-Jay178]

Lol

[@koekie7003]

Ballpit closed due to aids?

[@stefansarri7569]

@@koekie7003 No, due to someone pissing in it apparently...

[@josejalaeno73]

"they say dress for the job you want" lol guy passed the vibe check