food.

[@SumitoMedia]

bro what the hell

[@TheCzarcastic]

cant believe he cheated on you

[@scmomcquad1007]

:(

[@l9324]

to slow down is to be left in the dust

[@justinl8791]

Ayy LMAO 🤣

[@RedStefan]

I refuse to believe, this must be a mistake! Surely!

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

I never thought a real company would have the slogan “rip into a mother”

[@thomas484]

They're Australian, need I say more?

[@breadpriest]

@@thomas484 so the avarage mother in australia has 5 spiders up her ass yearly?

[@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร]

@@breadpriest ... *It disturbs me that The Picture May be an Fetish...*

[@breadpriest]

@@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร now now, dont drag my name through the mud

[@Meryle25]

"Mother" is the same as "Monster" that you see every where else in the world...its just branded differently there. It makes sense that they do not put much focus and effort for one small area of their market.

[@lonelybag8510]

mother: has the worst marketing of all time. internet historian: giving them the best marketing of all time.

[@Loglam]

ih: Pay me to roast your product to receive big bucks in dividends.

[@timewarpdrive77]

I've never even heard of em

[@theluftwaffle1]

@@Loglam Sounds like they’ve got a kink for that.

[@littlefox2324]

Why “mother”? What freaky name for a drink or drank or wtfever

[@luketomlinson2672]

I lowkey am picking up some of that sour apple flavour next time I go shopping, it's legit mother has a real opportunity here

[@sirawesomenessi1796]

"They're the ones that keep approving these ads" I feel like the Nord ads are just going to get more intense from here

[@doublesoul862]

Mother Man bursts into an orphanage and says: "It looks like y'all could use... A MOTHER".

[@adonaiyah2196]

And then leaves without adopting any of them

[@kweeh3110]

Perfect likes

[@ratpudding]

@@adonaiyah2196 just gives bonnets of mother energy

[@SpaceKebab]

whats a mother

[@superalt513]

@@ratpudding and all babies become mother babies

[@ChengTeoh]

That product copy of Mother Energy sounds like the beginning of a horrible YA novel.

[@Usernameismine101]

Bruh moment

[@mobi4482]

Mother feels like it would be a fake parody product thats supposed to mock consumerism or marketing or something... but it *ISN'T*

[@RoseThistleArtworks]

Maybe it has placenta in it?

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

Monster blurbs are just as wanky.

[@fuckgoogle4712]

@@RoseThistleArtworks "fish additives" 😳

[@JPCollector]

It's called Mother because it vaguely looks like Monster and they're all just hoping the people accidentally get one of these.

[@Sugarsugarkittycat]

plot twist: its owned by monster

[@cruelpulse]

@@Sugarsugarkittycat Mother Energy rep here, can confirm, we're owned by Monster Beverage Corporation.

[@NameAvailable]

I’m assuming it’s supposed to make people think of “motherfucker” since it’s also in a gothic font

[@Its_Me_Romano]

@@cruelpulse so? you gonna sponsor internet historian now, please?

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

@@Its_Me_Romano that'd be pretty funny and somewhat ironic

[@apeaape]

This man will not stop until all culture is no longer safe

[@greatkentuckian9032]

Can't wait till he does the Suez Crisis of 2021.

[@grigger7000]

good.

[@mellaniepallas9833]

i intend on using this man as a source for my sociology final

[@welkingunther5417]

Sounds perfect to me then. Can't wait till he does everything.

[@elysiumchaser7799]

It’s satisfying being the one to make the comment go from 999 to “1k”

[@AuroraIceFlame]

God I love these videos so much cause it’s basically a highly edited podcast with a new focus topic every time but they forget what the topic is immediately.

[@vizzy61]

incredibly accurate description

[@elliot_rat]

so basically a podcast but interesting

[@xarolino]

Mother literally Lunched on a new promotion 7 days after this video was posted and their Instagram almost doubled in size in less than a week. this is not a coincidence.

[@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo]

Did they removed the text? Hope they did

[@indexwell6546]

So is IH doing a double sponsor in this vids?

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@indexwell6546 No, he'd have to announce it. Most countries are dumb and force individuals to announce if they are sponsored while businesses don't.

[@gwanael34]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v Businesses are only people when it legally helps them I guess lmao.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@gwanael34 No, they are so at all times under American law. There are still legal nuances where individuals and entities aren't given the same treatment, though.

[@eros5420]

"I hate when they have Title: Second Title." -Internet Historian: Incognito Mode

[@cheezbunni3530]

Huh True

[@hackking911]

What about Raid: Shadow Legends?

[@fuckgoogle4712]

food.

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Yeah: Me Two

[@kevinw6814]

Kek'd: Heartily

[@mateokostar4086]

I want a supercut of all Internet Historian's ads. RELEASE THE NORD CUT

[@bw-mx1dy]

The Nord Cinematic Universe will rival that of the MCU.

[@Ildskalli]

YASSSSSS

[@peterstangl8295]

i think there is one already

[@GrafVonTirol]

Can we have Nord Man vs. Shadowman?

[@MrMaskYT]

Nord Man Zack Snyder's cut

[@Zakronyx]

I demand the 2+ hours of those two talking about Mother to be posted

[@griffinthenerd240]

The people demand the Mother Cut!

[@nathanielhilderhoff7248]

MOTHER CUT

[@Arallos]

Internet Historian got Mother more attention in 8 and half minutes than they did by themselves in 15 years.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Can confirm. Never heard of the brand before this.

[@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657]

@@hop-skip-ouch8798 go outside

[@ace-kz9id]

@@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657 No

[@tortron]

@@hop-skip-ouch8798 see it more than any other energy drink here in nz

[@yusha1059]

@@pleasestoptrackingmeasio7657 No

[@nickmoreno3885]

I laughed so hard with IH acknowledging that Nord keeps approving the ad times

[@thejason755]

They have the power to stop him. They are fully aware of what he’s doing, and have made zero effort to stop him.

[@talks2munch802]

Omg me too! I was driving and had to stop

[@nickmoreno3885]

@@yeahwutever exactly

[@scamlord5600]

@@talks2munch802bjñ bbbbbbñbb

[@prod.xavius2739]

Proceeded by a Nord no Russian 😭

[@historyben7122]

I love that people are drinking Mother Energy not while exploring the world and living life to the fullest, but playing videogames at 2 AM

[@christiankneupper7011]

I all those people live in Mother Man's basement

[@randomshyte9989]

But thats living life to the fullest.

[@spiritwildfiregaming1975]

I mean, they could be exploring... Exploring Cyrodiil for the 4th time anyways.

[@altusshow7574]

So...living life to the fullest then.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

They got the "mother is calling" part right though because those who do drink this stuff have been getting screamed at to take out the trash for the last three days.

[@Kaltrogdor]

I worked at McDonald's for about 7 years. The ice cream machines are tempomental, break ludicrously easy and go into cleaning mode AUTOMATICALLY every few hours. Part of the "cleaning" is just defrosting so that the machine literally doesn't freeze up. It did always feel like it happened at the worst time, all the time. But the employees and honestly most floor managers don't know why. And regardless of what its doing if it isn't functioning it'll say on the little readout screen "cleaning mode". At least, that was my experience.

[@galaxychill9578]

not to be that person but * temperamental *

[@xrosso6515]

there is a reaction channel where at that part they have said that some place they have gone to do disinfestation were full of coachroches,so it might be for that reason in some place

[@m1m1ku38]

and you always have that one guy who puts the wrong mix into the machine which breaks it all day..

[@Kaltrogdor]

@@m1m1ku38 yup. That happened so often at the store I was at actually that we completely stopped using the chocolate mix. That and it almost never got asked for and so eventually went past the sell by date in our storage.

[@KaleidosXXI]

@@m1m1ku38 There's also the multitude of employees who've admitted they just don't like working the machine or cleaning it so they simply lie about it being broken to get out of having to deal with it.

[@agusmelo1]

Props to Nord for having balls of steel to allow him to keep escalating these ads.

[@the_birthday_skeleton]

@Inept Robot ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ the true MVPs

[@thepizzatime3502]

I think they just sponsor him to see what happens, they don’t care about the money anymore

[@akleughuglouh]

Im actually considering Nord VPN out of sheer respect.p

[@svyatoslavefremov6030]

Привет, это тест

[@illyrian9976]

They probably preffer it this way instead of having everyone skip the add

[@drakeafletcher]

Talks about an energy drink only available in Australia for 8 minutes. Calls the video Food. I love this man

[@LostKiwi]

Wrong. It's also available in New Zealand!

[@duomechtra1234]

@@LostKiwi I was just about to comment this.

[@GPEtana]

@@LostKiwi tomato tomato

[@Uzknown]

He really had us this april fools day.

[@drakeafletcher]

@@LostKiwi right that’s what I said

[@lorenzoaicardi6654]

You know there's a nord vpn executive that absolutely loves the ads.

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Why wouldn't they. These ads are the best.

[@iamtheangiechrist1090]

@User It's about 1 like ever 2-3 seconds. Sometimes faster.

[@georgehardr.martin5586]

The only ads I actually look forward to

[@iamtheangiechrist1090]

@User I'd say it's a range of 3-4. I had to stop at 339 likes, my eyes couldn't take it anymore lol.

[@xxXBig_BenXxx]

The only ads I don't skip

[@gizmo359c]

The reason it's called Mother is because the original formula (the one that tasted like shit) was based on "natural" ingredients, hence "Mother Nature" or just Mother. I remember the ads for the original one in 2006 and they took that off the market for a bit and brought in the one we know and love in 2009, with no connection to the natural ingredients thing but keeping the name. I'm pretty sure they were a Coka-Cola product and broke off at some point but I could be wrong about that.

[@thefatman2276]

its still a coca cola product they're packed in the same factories

[@gizmo359c]

@@thefatman2276 well it used to say it on the tin, doesn't last time I checked 🤷‍♂️

[@thefatman2276]

@@gizmo359c might just be using cokes packing facilities then idk either way passion mother best energy drink

[@Luminousreign]

Monster used mother to get through the doors in Oceania, where energy drinks were heavily regulated compared to america where the drink formula flourishes. Onces they got through the door with the all natural ingredients thing, they backdoored in the chemical poison they shill to the rest of the world. To make it more confusing they sell Monster too which is it's own regional formula more in line with what an energy drink in the region tastes like.

[@richardlionerheart1945]

@@thefatman2276 i thought the font and name is so people confuse it with monster energy that on is made by coca cola

[@callumsparrow4379]

“Rip open a mother” sound wrong on so many levels.

[@TheGreatThicc]

*A pack of Dingo's would like to know your location*

[@ehmwhy]

You know it was deliberate

[@mr.afrikaans1747]

Your mother

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

Perfect drink for people performing C-sections

[@oedipusrex353]

"mother is calling"

[@greenteadreams5182]

Aussie here: I drank mother once because they were giving away free cans at the entrance to my university. So they aren't completely brainless in the marketing department, despite everything else.

[@Dasgath]

BAD publicity is also good publicity. I dont see red bull being on an IH video

[@ColorCarnage]

@ Caffeine is extremely addictive. Get students to drink it once? Return customers forever.

[@emperorcheddarcheese7008]

@@ColorCarnage What, addictive? No way! I only drink 3 monsters a day! That isn't "ADDICTION"

[@doccrobb990]

Getting college kids to accept free shit and then never buy it isn't good marketing lmao

[@zacharynetzer819]

@@Dasgath Bad publicity is only good if it’s mostly innocent or if you are a completely unknown celebrity. Go ask BP how much they appreciate that bad publicity they got a decade ago. Their stock still hasn’t recovered.

[@Peterscraps]

Mother energy drink, best known for its star role in DJ ravines "10 minutes of happy hardcore" over a decade ago.

[@ForbiddenArchive]

Jesus I miss happy hardcore

[@stepscreen2458]

its that guy

[@relo4727]

DJ Ravine is king.

[@epicspymain691pyaeminthu5]

TF2 gui

[@javaguru7141]

@@ForbiddenArchive Japan has good news for you

[@ronnieberner]

IH: “You could spot a cardboard cake a MILE away!” 5 minutes later: “Ohh you recon those spice piles are made of cardboard?”

[@leophyte9663]

I have to say, props to NordVPN for giving the youtubers full creative control over the product placement, I don't even get mad to see that brand everywhere since everyone does it in different ways

[@lifevest1]

Meanwhile World of Tanks/Warships and Raid Shadow Legends gives out generic script and footage for them to insert into their video...

[@sarahm8829]

@@lifevest1 to be fair internet historians raid ads were wild, idk how he got them approved I swear

[@UncleAsmos2005]

@@sarahm8829 yeah, fucking wild, to the point IH was soft-roasting them and their products

[@renanleandro5914]

@@sarahm8829 I think that's the reason we dont see them anymore lmao

[@NumericChaff]

@@renanleandro5914 Promoting that their game is best played either on the toilet or while driving will do that lmao

[@zacharyparker995]

I think Internet Historian is actively trying to see what it takes to lose the NordVPN sponsorship.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

He said you could get away with stealing puppies with Nord VPN, hes gonna hafta come up with something crazy

[@leeroyjenkins4456]

Judging by the no russian part something tells me he has to so something REALLY crazy

[@nyankolavie]

...and gain the Mother sponsorship.

[@The-Blue-Knight]

The more crazy, the more engaging. The more engaging, the more profit. I'm sure they approve. What nord should try working on is not getting hacked lmfao

[@Zwickerly2]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 well, he specifically didn't get away with it so I think that's where they draw the line.

[@gachasaver5846]

From working at a fast food chain I can tell you this. My manager was in charge of cleaning the ice cream machine, it was one of the things she had to check off her list to close the restaurant. She wanted to leave as soon after closing as possible so she would start cleaning the thing at around 7 PM. It took a lot of work, running water through it a bunch of times, a lot of hand cleaning on the outside and inside, etc. So basically, anyone that wanted ice cream from 7 to close was not going to get it and I was trained to tell them it was broken even as soon as 6 PM. So that's my experience with "broken" ice cream machines.

[@serule1]

As someone who also worked in fast food, can confirm. Those things took forever to clean.

[@kdawg0023]

Things explains so much. This comment needs to be at the top.👍🚀

[@spibbymcgoo4877]

Yeah, experienced the same here, but that just raises the same question because a lot of McDonalds are open 24 hours now and those ones still do this constantly, so if no one has to clean the ice cream/shake machine early so they can go home on time why is it always “down” all the time still?

[@MVPUnlucky]

Why broken and not “closed for the evening” Like if McDonald’s doesn’t want to serve ice cream after 7 why not tell people soft serve is only served until 7 and then the machine is closed for the rest of the day for cleaning. Just seems like a weird thing to lie about that doesn’t seem necessary lmao.

[@spibbymcgoo4877]

@@MVPUnlucky cuz they’re fuckin greedy and they know if people show up and get the “no shakes” story they’ll still buy other food since they’re already there, as opposed to possibly not showing up at all during those hours

[@nobodyimportant2534]

unironically I'd love if historian, kudos, sumito, and ordinary things all came together to make a group channel or whatever you call them together. That sounds awesome af

[@as7river]

Maybe not a channel, but definitely an annual video collab.

[@andrewgreen77]

Start a podcast lmfao

[@JK-gm6kk]

We have been waiting long enough already for an IH main channel upload.

[@CW0123]

Internet kudosumito things

[@dr.spookybones3965]

Four dudes sitting in a collab KZbin video, countries apart cause they’re not gay

[@Ganerrr]

he always go HARD on those sponserships LMAO

[@pavatee]

Bro the editor is on ANOTHER LEVEL holy SHIT. This man always has me EXCITED for the ad breaks jesus

[@NHH009]

I might actually buy nordvpn after that ad... I don't know how to feel about that.

[@Fanciable]

It makes me wish that other youtubers actually did something exciting with their ads rather than just reading the script all depressingly

[@pavatee]

@@Fanciable TMG tries to make it different on their podcast but no one will ever come close to this

[@HollywoodActorRyanGosling]

@@pavatee I actually always skip Tiny Meat Gang's ad reads, because they always go on for so long...

[@edwarddavies8604]

"The mother made me do it" - a legitimate legal defense in Perth

[@skippityblippity8656]

Then do the dance

[@AsperaZeit]

all the aussies I've met told me that the people from perth are weird. are the perthple weird

[@Mr_Makina]

@@AsperaZeit well is aussie Perth is like our Scottish Perth, then id say stay the fuck away lmao

[@sadvec6328]

I want to live on the Bizarre timeline where Internet Historian gets a Mother sponsorship

[@alexjoke9141]

Maybe we will, who knows

[@svyatoslavefremov6030]

Привет, это тест

[@alexjoke9141]

@@svyatoslavefremov6030 Чё за тест?

[@karasikuk]

isnt it already?

[@doctahlove6480]

This episode should've just been called "mother."

[@zombieregime]

Fun fact: when you make a food commercial the food pictured in the commercial must be the actual food you serve. They can't use a foam latex patty, or red epoxy for ketchup. However there is no rule stating that the food shown must be in an edible state. Typically meat is undercooked and sprayed with oils to make it look moist and fresh off The grill, cheese is lightly steamed to make it just a little melty but not runny, every diced onion is place with precision. It's lying without lying 😉

[@pancakes8670]

"We're taking the truth and seasoning it with little lies" - Mr. Krabs

[@johnnytakisawa]

Funner fact: this is a lie.

[@akulahirpada1993]

That's what you call "bending the truth"

[@finn8474]

This is false

[@ShadowRulah]

Not true. They can use anything they like for the commercial but they can't talk about its qualities while showing something else. You can use balls of shortening as ice cream but you can't talk about how creamy it is while somebody digs a spoon into it.

[@sKittlebruSh]

"I don't like names with colons" - Internet Historian: Incognito Mode lmao he changed his name to just Incognito Mode

[@WhisperingShade]

Cheeky Monkey. I love your antics.

[@boingkster]

Haha... colon.

[@sadvec6328]

He got exposed big time

[@velociraptorjim8498]

ironic

[@mistervanderveer]

"Just call it Internet Historian!!!"

[@Berd]

shrimp are good

[@alexandero9936]

Sucks being allergic to them.

[@andrewguskey4267]

Hi Berd.

[@hartincmajor202]

How many shrimps do you have to eat Before you make your skin turn pink Eat too much and you'll get sick Shrimps are pretty rich

[@MikeyLikey95]

Correct

[@tonyb2271]

@@hartincmajor202 try carrots

[@helix9445]

to be fair the werewolf game's title is slightly more justified since it's based on a tabletop roleplaying game called "werewolf: the apocalypse", so they HAD to use the full title even if it ends up looking silly

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

The more i watch IH the more Harold's cartoon face fits with his voice

[@syd5380]

if IH were to ever do a face reveal (he better not) I just flat out wouldn’t believe it

[@XxRubenYoxX]

@@syd5380 For his own good, he better not

[@xkygerx]

I’m convinced that once he does a face reveal it’s going to be 40-50 years from now and he will actually be the spitting image of Herald

[@Booksds]

There’s a TED talk by András Arató (the model for the Harold stock photos) and it’s weird not hearing IH’s voice when he speaks

[@Danof]

Former McDonalds worker here, the machine is almost never broken, it's all a LIE Basically if you have a lot of customers every person has to man a station and it needs to go fast, making ice-cream is very slow and means that you're one man down since one dude is making some sick ice-cream. A lot of customers will also complain if the ice-cream has started to melt so it needs to be perfectly timed with the food and sometimes people just don't pick up there food in time and the ice-cream melts. So the chance of being forced to redo ice-creams are high as well. Ice-cream takes to long and thus often during rushes we would just say the famous words "the ice-cream machine is broken"

[@BioYuGi]

There's probably that but there's also frequent cleanings that have to be taken which the machine can't run during.

[@shiva_hardly_sarcastic]

Interesting this never happend to me in germany

[@lesvernornvienas8232]

Thats fair

[@VintageAlien]

When I used to work at Maccas, it wasn't a lie. HQ would have our ass if we lied about the machine being broken. It only takes one Karen to despair about a lack of icecream 2 days in a row for the restaurant manager to get a phone call. Usually the cause was that we ran out of the liquid icecream, or the machine needed cleaning, and we just couldn't get to it right away because of how busy the restaurant was. Another one is the frozen coke machine. In summer all the teenagers would rock up for their $1 frozen cokes and the machine just couldn't freeze the stuff fast enough to keep up with the demand. We had 4 frozen coke machines and as soon as the lunch rush happened all 4 would give up and start producing liquidy slush.

[@twingolord]

so if you go late at night it’ll probably “work”?

[@Scrod117]

He’s finally done it. He committed an unspeakable act of terror during a sponsorship. Bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻

[@nuclearbomb9483]

I think norvpn man already blew up the cia or fbi hq.

[@angrydoge4038]

PRAAAANAAAAANAAAAAAAAAKEDDD

[@mosantz3152]

remember, no russian

[@Jessie_Helms]

“How do you kill a squid” just spiked in search terms. Also yes, just bashing their head in is the fastest way to kill a fish.

[@Abigail-hu5wf]

Always ironic that the most brutal way is also the kindest.

[@dankolaska4277]

@@Abigail-hu5wf Kindest is sharp knife in the center of the forehead, right through the brain. Smashing it against a rock may not kill it on the first go and also can ruin the meat. Both are better than letting it suffocate out of water though.

[@blackosprey2219]

Yup. Watched a lot of fishmongers bash fish heads with clubs as a kid. The sight of it doesn't upset me thanks to that

[@KimboKG14]

@@dankolaska4277 dude I'm just trying to reconnect with a natural way of living, not becoming a fucking pet brain surgeon!

[@roelfjoubert1128]

The Nord VPN parts aren't even ads anymore, they are art by this stage.

[@luketomlinson2672]

I want an Internet historian cinematic universe built purely out of the sponsor characters

[@francafu8951]

Idk any other creator that makes me want to watch an ad. Should prolly make a compilation of all of them

[@katjastrand3955]

@@francafu8951 Advertisers should be payig him giod

[@francafu8951]

@@katjastrand3955 idk if they respect youtube ppl that much. Podcasters prolly get all da cash

[@matthewbanes6591]

But what IS a art?

[@ihavetwofaces]

"Rip open a mother" Ghengis Khan, arriving in Australia: "Don't mind if I didgeridoo."

[@gregtronica3569]

gehrman moment

[@liammcguire1954]

“Rip into some mother” rule 34 artists: *sweats*

[@HereticJon]

Daddy... what are you doing?

[@grantdotjpg]

@@HereticJon mother dude, MOTHER

[@hegpxl]

"let the good times flow!"

[@fishsmell2570]

Doom 2016 music intensifies

[@catherinevo6060]

oh no

[@drrickmarshall1191]

On the topic of fruit bagging, there was a large popularity in hurling fruits onto the fields at lunch time and turning your back, once hurled, to remain anonymous. Someone worked out that you could use the bag, and if a friend held out a stiff arm and you wrapped the bag around at a certain distance it would launch at incredible height and speed so as to make identification of the original launcher almost impossible to know. We soon developed a secret army of highly accurate and skilled, essentially "slingers" who plagued the lunch time. Several kids were knocked out over the course of the years by stray flying jazz apples. Not the worst shenanigans we'd come up with. There was a "sack tapping" epidemic that got out of hand too, we had multiple assemblies about this, to no avail. Simpler times.

[@throughcolouredglasses9300]

What on EARTH is "sack tapping"?? I'm so intrigued. At my school we had "the acorn war". The boys would throw acorns because we had oak trees on the yard, and every other object wasn't allowed to be thrown. They figured out how to fling them so hard in a small sideways hand motion that it really hurt, sometimes you'd bruise. So the silent compromise that got established between teachers and students so nobody has to get reprimanded was to only target people who were also playing. At that point you enter the acorn wars at your own risk and fully aware of the dangers lol

[@drrickmarshall1191]

@@throughcolouredglasses9300 "Sack Tapping" is unimaginatively named for the action of tapping a sack. Essentially, the perpetrator would use the back of their hand, or a water bottle, in a swatting motion to strike the victims scrotum, causing immeasurable pain. Not to be confused with "Sacking", which is the act of taking a schoolbag, removing it's contents, turning it inside out, replacing the contents and zipping it up again.

[@DLPChris]

​@@drrickmarshall1191 a guy I went to school with called that a "Nick knack sack attack"

[@JK-gm6kk]

Yall remember the passout game? Class of 06. Good times

[@slicedtopieces]

Sack tapping you say... On an unrelated note, what's the capital of Thailand?

[@T0fug3n]

I'd like to see someone make an edgy drink called Father, where the can has nothing but dad jokes all over it.

[@lostgem8225]

Wdym "Father" exists, it's just hard to find.

[@gamo_art6957]

@@lostgem8225 good one

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@lostgem8225 damn

[@XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX]

Monster Ultra Boomer juice

[@icen2752]

and it's alcoholic lol

[@Jimsydonk]

Internet Historian should assemble all of his sponsor mascots like the avengers

[@KizilXD]

IH Cinematic universe

[@Halfpipesaur]

the SANS squad

[@Konsori]

This would be epic!!!

[@No-uc6fg]

On "The Varus Strakes Buck" at 11:53 it happens.

[@Cheesefist]

The Advengers*

[@AhNoWiC]

This man knows his pull, literally naming videos "art." and "food." Some things need no fanfare, I see IH, I click.

[@lawjef]

Wait until you see the titles IH has in store for his next few videos: Thoughts. Jokes. Words. Entertainment. Just watch. Thumbs up. Subscribe.

[@pixulita]

also because the series has already been established...

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

You might have seen it already but there's a deep dive video into the McDonald's machines and tldr: the machines are deliberately made to often give vague error messages so the McDonald's restaurant owners will have to call a repair man and pay out of pocket. They also can't use a different machine because McDonald's has an exclusivity deal with that company. (That exclusivity deal is likely also the explanation for why the same machines don't have those problems in other fast food restaurants)

[@errortryagainlater4240]

Tbh that marketing is pretty much everything I expected from someone who decided to name their drink "Mother."

[@Meryle25]

its called "Mother" because they were not allowed to call it "Monster' there like they can in the rest of the world. So they literally just chose a name similar to it and rolled with it.

[@RattusMannus]

But we have Monster in Australia

[@voigto]

@@Meryle25 Yeah that's not remotely true lol.

[@jesseperrella4022]

@@Meryle25 We have both of them in Australia, I drink them all the time...

[@jesseperrella4022]

@@Meryle25 I mean they could be related (like having the same parent company like cola and Pepsi do) but they do taste different, they are also usually sold side by side in Woolworths (a Big chain supermarket here in Australia that's usually referred to as woolies) Edit: spelling

[@amysel]

KZbinrs: "I need to be careful with my sponsorship segment to make sure I can keep them" Internet Historian: "Remember... No Russians."

[@6vitamin]

Listen to Tim Dillon’s ad reads. Search the Better Health one, he calls it a scam...his own sponsor. And they kept him.

[@HAZNAUT]

pank x32

[@luissan515]

@@6vitamin by any chance do u happen to know the spisode where he makes up a scene insisting thieves kill his parents all for the cereal ad.

[@svyatoslavefremov6030]

Привет, это тест

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i am convinced thats what he says to norton vpn man

[@Katz502]

Internet historians april fools is making us think that he will be uploading regularly

[@Tutty628]

He is uploading regularly, he just uploads on a different hidden channel every time

[@AlexK42069]

He does on another channel but i will not reveal the name of it...😏

[@CoobyPls]

There's even Herstorian regular uploads

[@AdamTheDude1985]

I love when we get a video we just don’t get enough

[@rookless4121]

@@AlexK42069 I need like a hint bro, I HAVE no clue what other channels he's got.

[@ceice2248]

for the mcdonalds ice cream machine, I can confirm that at the one I worked at people would say its broken when the managers arent looking because laziness so thats probably what is happening to people

[@mrlinkssausage6709]

Cba linking it but search “Johnny Harris ice cream” Worth a watch

[@andrezits9723]

I'm beggining to think NordVPN doesn't even sponsor him anymore, he just likes to do these ads for fun

[@bdog963]

Truth is.... there was no sponsor from the start.

[@Raskolnikov70]

They'd make him stop doing it, but they can't find him because he's using a VPN. Irony.

[@coonyman10]

he's just actually trying to lose the sponsor at this point

[@colormetwisted]

i need the snyder cut where they talk about mother for 2 hours

[@frds_skce]

This

[@aydindemirci3288]

We need this yes.

[@deerdust360]

Claymore

[@jenhugheswriting2189]

"snyder cut" lmao

[@Mark_Goddin]

C’mon, Internet Historian. Release the Mother cut!!

[@СаваСтанковић-с7к]

"Rip open a Mother!" "Oh, no", said the marketing team, "That doesn't sound matricidal in the slightest, or incestuous in the least, go with it!"

[@charlieterry8506]

@@DeusVult87 Oh no he's trying to get out again. Every day the internet's existence gives Freud MORE P O W E R.

[@snkybrki]

@@charlieterry8506 Soon, he will become unstoppable.

[@ana_d_73]

The already got a can covered in stretch marks, at that point they're probably letting anything go.

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

Good luck with that, most mothers already come pre-stretched and less prone to getting ripped open.

[@Lyralye23]

I was actually loving the conversation about mother energy. I was hoping it would continue.

[@LoafyGoblin]

Mothers tagline could just be "You're lucky you have a mother. Not everyone has one"

[@simonwyzik8661]

A rich man and his wife walk down a dark ally after an opera. They get shot by a mother, and there son grows up to become MOTHER MAN

[@nejdalej]

It's funny bc it's only available in Australia xD

[@four-en-tee]

True, but it would potentially alienate orphans and children with gay parents. For the memes, it'd be really funny, but otherwise, it'd potentially hurt their business.

[@TheRighteousDawn]

@@nejdalej And New Zealand bruh

[@MilloSpiegel]

@@simonwyzik8661 do you think Batman's parents were shot by a bat?

[@rathburnscape6465]

I love how nord really doesn't care how the ad is done just as long as all the talking points are done. MOTHER Needs to sponsor you so we can have the epic thrilling saga of MOTHER man.

[@marrcinatari]

MOTHER MA'AM

[@bryanentac8351]

@@marrcinatari IT IS MA'AM

[@bunny7741]

Your editor is a saint.

[@conic2721]

I think HE is his editor

[@socksfersold]

@@conic2721 he has an editor too

[@Sonichero151]

He got so annoyed at them talking about Mother for 2 hours he had to cut in to get them to stop

[@conic2721]

@@socksfersold Cool, I mean, imagine one person doing all this videos, everyone needs help

[@jeremiahscott9949]

@@socksfersold to the uh to hh he the 5th t yh n HR he GT he the guy h he has t hh tht hm no

[@Nazxul360]

So regarding the "McDonald's will do anything" thing, I have a story. Going through the drive through with my wife one day, we order a few things, my wife wants an iced mocha, so I ask for an iced mocha. The girl is like "oh, we don't make those anymore. We have iced coffee or iced chocolate." Me: "Okay so can I get an iced coffee with-- The girl: "Sure." Me: "With a bit of chocolate in it please? I'm happy to pay extra." The girl: "Oh um, uhh... (pause) yeah okay." I'm like what the hell, but whatever. I pay at the window and proceed to the next window to collect the order. No joke, the manager comes to the window, hands me the iced mocha and is like "We did it for you this time, but we won't be doing it again." I'm like what. Manager: "The iced mocha. We don't want to make a habit of it." Me: (genuinely lost for words) "What do you mean?" Manager: "We just don't want to make a habit of it." I'm like, "You mean to tell me, that I can order a big mac with no pickles, extra cheese, ketchup instead of big mac sauce, swap one of the patties for a piece of chicken and get the whole thing on a fillet-o-fish bun and you'll do it no questions asked, but asking for a bit of chocolate in my coffee is where you draw the line?" Manager: "Yeah we just don't want to make a habit of it." It still wigs me out when I think about it.

[@cam5816]

Nazxul360 is a recovering cocaine addict who has replaced his addiction with chocolate after multiple arrests and an intervention and McDonald’s is his favorite place to visit so the workers there know him well and have been very concerned about his rapid weight gain and the shear levels of chocolate he consumes. Every single day he stops by about seven times for a mocha to get his kicks and the order to disallow this has come down from management out of pure concern for his health and well-being.

[@stupidsimmy]

maybe they don't like chocolate.

[@DILFDylF]

Well, I think the problem is just that they don't want to make a habit of it.

[@liwashere8653]

I worked at McDonalds! The trouble is, with customizing menu items, that gets written on the ticket, and then the kitchen knows what to do, but we can't do that with off-season items, so the person taking the drive through orders had to go and yell to very busy kitchen the instructions, or make it themselves, and it slows everything down.

[@drrickmarshall1191]

​@@liwashere8653I'm confused, what exactly is off season about iced chocolates and coffees?

[@brandonnatschke]

Historian is really doing his damndest to lose that nord sponsorship, but I’m gonna buy nord just so he can’t stop making the amazing ads

[@yusha1059]

damndest

[@autruff18]

damndest

[@ShivamPatel-yq7rr]

Damndest

[@emilprior819]

Damndest

[@videogamenostalgia]

damndest

[@maffun1533]

+What are you drinking? -Just your mother. Yeah totally buying life time supply

[@WhisperingShade]

Sooo... If someone calls you a motherfu.... How exactly would you go about copulating with a aluminum can without grating your member off? Pics and four pages of in detail instructions please. Science needs to know.

[@Diego-zz1df]

"I'm thirsty for some Mother"

[@billy120745]

From the makers of “Gushing Granny”

[@АнтонВолков-д7л]

billy120745 Goddamn, 4chan! First the Bloomberg and now THIS?

[@carmeltabby]

I'm dying over "Rip open a Mother" and they're just moving on like that's a normal sentence!

[@STOPSYPHER]

@TheUnshakenVA oh my lord 😂💀💀

[@tink5488]

17:45 already a thing - some rich people eat chocolate or other foods with real gold shavings on them to make their shit 'golden'. The Hunger Games reference is spot on.

[@mikemiken1963]

In the end Tywin Lannister did not shit gold.

[@PDocDanny]

My favorite part of every Internet Historian Incognito Mode video is when the two hosts go on a 5 minute rant about something that has literally nothing to do with the video’s topic

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

So..... the whole video?

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

And also same.

[@korhol2065]

“Rip open a mother” I’m sensing an idea that wasn’t thought out well

[@Raskolnikov70]

Neither was calling their energy drink "Mother" in the first place. Although I'm sure they thought they were being totally hip and edgy when they did it.

[@guantofroglol6511]

c-section

[@hermionestranger4964]

*Macbeth would like to know your location*

[@sheravmaharaj317]

There are three possibilities: 1. Nord VPN is VERY lenient with what can be put in the ads 2. Historian is trying to lose his sponsorship 3. VPN man is real and actually owns Nord VPN

[@bartholomewjenkins164]

4. Historian is not actually sponsored and no one has been able to stop him 5. Internet Historian owns Nord VPN and is sponsoring himself 6. Nord VPN has taken over the Internet Historian main channel and they only let him upload a video there after 3 consecutive sponsorships on Incognito Mode

[@RayPoreon]

7. Aliens

[@PreechyPeachy]

7. Internet Historian is Nord NPN

[@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062]

@@RayPoreon 13. Loominarty

[@juliuspavilovskis4862]

8. No one will talk about Shadow Man?

[@jdeighan]

I love reading the little stories on the back of monster energy drinks. They're always nice fantasies

[@Batchall_Accepted]

I find something really endearing about them.

[@delhoudo6114]

It’s pretty interesting to see how In The Field has changed from effectively an exploration of the internet to what is effectively a talk show but actually good

[@dpwellman]

It's essentially a podcast now (with slides).

[@JimmehRulez]

@Korero Korero def the kit kat forest

[@isaacbejjani5116]

I think it's morphing into an infomercial lol.

[@thegongoozler3374]

12:06 Historian, from my mother who worked 10+ years at McD I can safely say: the most likely reason the ice-cream machine is down at ANY McDonalds is because NO ONE at that store knows how to take apart, clean, and reassemble the machine. Every store she worked at she was the ONLY person there that ever know how to do it, and when she was gone for a while they just shut the machine down. :/

[@SirSamakaLegion]

brings up the question: if your mother was capable of cleaning the machine... did it make her the ruler of McD? and if so, why didnt she married the Burger King? years of fuding could be avoided... :(

[@somechinesedude5466]

I ain't a techie or certified mechanic, but where is the manual for the machine? Even trucks have manuals, or at least you are trained to even handle it

[@thegongoozler3374]

@@somechinesedude5466 the problem is people don't care enough and are too lazy to figure it out. It's a little more complicated than people would think to disassemble and clean, so most of the workers choose to not learn to get out of doing it. Or at least that's how I see it. :/

[@fugyfruit]

@@somechinesedude5466 minimum wage is not enough pay to convince an employee to learn how to repair an ice cream machine for no extra pay

[@D-Vinko]

@@fugyfruit ice cream repair is clearly a specialized service lmao

[@Angryapprentice]

As a former McDonald's employee, I can verify that most of the time cleaning the ice cream machine takes wayyyyyyyy too long and they break down every other day. They are really hard to access and clean out. The one I had at the place I worked at actually caught on fire and it took 3 months to replace.

[@bonechip01]

A tale of Ice and Fire.

[@illyrian9976]

@@bonechip01 Sir Ronald of the House McDonald

[@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63]

Which is weird because when I worked at Braum's our soft-serve machine almost never broke down. Obviously our store mostly stayed afloat on ice cream but even maintenance seemed pretty routine. I wonder if our machine just cost about $50,000 and took a decade to pay itself off or something.

[@combativeThinker]

@@illyrian9976 Did you hear? Lady Flanders from the Scarlet Clan is to be betrothed to Ronald III of House McDonald.

[@illyrian9976]

@@combativeThinker Yes indeed. I also heard that the King of Burgers, first of his name, is planning an invasion

[@ordersquamata930]

15:12 For those who want to know why this works, their brain is located between their eyes so when you “chop” them there, you’re basically crushing the brain

[@thompkins6796]

This video has already reached tens of thousands more people than Mother's instagram account ever has. You deserve a commission for sure.

[@aravinds3846]

Oof

[@TheRedRaven_]

Red Bull: “It gives you wings!” Mother: “It gives you stretch marks!”

[@OutHereCorbin]

Starch masks.

[@minuisprobably8120]

@@OutHereCorbin pregananant

[@hermionestranger4964]

joke's on them, already have stretch marks because my body fucking hates me and is trying its best to sabotage my efforts at ever finding true love. In the mean time can pop up a can of Mother with the gurls * slurp *

[@glassofgas8631]

@@hermionestranger4964 at least you aren't dying. So your body is fine

[@abloodcorpse3318]

666th like

[@kickassnerdgaming]

I can't believe Nordman pranked an entire airport like that. What an epic gamer moment, guys.

[@jeremytitus9519]

Truly an apex-tier gamer

[@beanburrito4405]

This is it. This is the best advertisement on KZbin. I’m convinced it can’t get any better

[@TheJollySoviet]

Fun fact: the reason the ice-cream machine is always broken is because the machine has a four hour self-cleaning routine everyday and it isn't uncommon that it will hit a snag during the process, give an unclear error message, and need a repair man to be fixed. This is intentional as the company whose machines mcdonalds legally has to use, as per a contract from ages ago, makes most of its money from repairs.

[@Nightblade404]

finally another person who knows the truth

[@lucamckenn5932]

Imagine if McDonald's ran their business like Apple. "Sorry sir, we had a software update and are waiting for the techs to wheel it in and install it." Edit: it'd be more accurate if they had a scratch on the screen and that's the catalyst in getting a completely new machine brought in.

[@Thesaurcery4U2C]

Good Lawd... Wonder how long the contract is for? Can't be a bunch of imbeciles in corporate HQ

[@alecLogan]

Also, like any machine that requires ventilation, bugs get in.

[@karisteinn5647]

The horror of Netflix Iceland is unmatched, that Nordman prank ain't no joke

[@thrillerinvincible]

Internet Historian is the only KZbinr I'd let ads play as I watch.

[@CMCAdvanced]

Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik is great for ads too

[@Ramsey276one]

Same

[@nondescripthandle212]

@Andriy M. yeah but he's self aware about it

[@ohchinchindaisuke1927]

The fact I disable my ad skip just for the two channels this guy has shows he and his partners are marketing geniuses

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Thats called Stockholm syndrome

[@TheShuckmeister]

My inner Italian was like "Yes. Food."

[@partlyhorse5750]

Good video today weeb

[@cyrus2395]

Hi shuck

[@GrzegorzSobkowicz]

Pizza Mozarella

[@itsTbomber]

checkmark = free likes

[@hufflepufflez3293]

I do not know who you are but you have the checkmark and therefore deserve free clout

[@spooplegeist5260]

My sister was an imaging specialist before the pandemic (company had to layoff almost everyone), and it’s such a cool process. One night she enlisted my help to try to make fake frozen yogurts, and we spent 6 hours mixing together various amounts of sawdust and whipped cream and all sorts of other nonsense to achieve the right texture for a photo shoot.

[@ScubesFTW]

Should have tried freezing yoghurt

[@vojtechzahradnik7830]

That sounds pretty cool :D

[@vojtechzahradnik7830]

@@ScubesFTW "I call it froghurt"

[@spooplegeist5260]

@@ScubesFTW Except that a photoshoot takes a long time and a lot of moving around, so just using actual frozen yogurt won't work.

[@manubishe]

@@spooplegeist5260 Are we being sold not-food?

[@anormalperson7161]

There is actually a sequel planned for the energy drink, called . . . "Earthbound"

[@smorr139]

Is it mother 3 after that

[@pizzatime1978]

@@smorr139 Yeah but only in Japan

[@WingMaster562]

Come to think of it, EarthBound does sound like an awesome name for an energy drink. Feels like I can conjure PSI attacks, with sideeffects of fighting a giant alien baby fetus of the past

[@smorr139]

@@pizzatime1978 ahahahahaha 10/10 I thank you

[@smorr139]

@@WingMaster562 100% agree

[@joeyschalip3854]

12:06 I worked at Arby’s and whenever the ice cream machine was broken it was usually because someone lost a part to it after they cleaned it. Either that or it just magically broke. Valuable information you can all take with you

[@orkmad12]

I unironically want to hear them talk more about mother

[@James-us3nx]

Same dude

[@elneco4654]

Release the Mother Cut.

[@lizc6393]

You want them to listen to them talk about Mike Pence's wife?

[@sabrinatscha2554]

Yeah that was the best part

[@PyroManSir]

@@James-us3nx o

[@CPD-KD6-3.7]

Let me get this straight. You wouldn't animate a foot going into a fluffy seal slipper, but you animated a barbecued dog? What even is this, I'm not sure my heart can keep up with this madness

[@AnonKnowsMe]

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@fgmods]

Baby seals are cuter than dogs

[@tylerb8091]

Fruit bagging sounds the like greatest game of all time.

[@oreodotexe1453]

It really does.

[@LocalDiscordCatgirl]

Is Tea a fruit?

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

Russian roulette but for kids

[@tylerb8091]

@@LocalDiscordCatgirl what is Tea? 🤔

[@schmo49]

@@tylerb8091 leaf flavored juice

[@FranciscoTC]

"Wassup guuuys, we just stole this dooog, and we're gonna hold him to ransooooom" - Nordman, 2021.

[@CaptainCFAngi]

Coming from someone who currently works at McDonald’s, at 3 in the morning my only focus is to go home so if a cup of pickles gets you out of the drive thru then I got you 🤝

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Beautiful

[@Selfsufficientme]

I've done the karate chop on a squid many times and it's always gratifying 👍

[@ChronicNOTAG]

Hey, didn't expect to see you here. How's the hens doing?

[@akisa7865]

@@ChronicNOTAG who is this guy again?

[@rektangel333]

@@akisa7865 umm a farmer

[@pokeponypastagirl]

That sounds horrifying

[@ChronicNOTAG]

@@akisa7865 He's an australian farmer (and youtuber) preaching selfsufficiency, with a giant garden, a bunch of chickens, a cat that must be leashed, and a dog addicted to poisonous frogs.

[@otp12thaina]

the ice cream machine actually goes through a process called "heat treatment" which takes like 4 hours where it boils the mixture inside to kill any bacteria , and it's easier for us to just say its not working lol

[@IHincognitoMode]

Nice try, CIA

[@jeffmartin134]

@@IHincognitoMode thats not the CIA its Ronald Mcdonald!

[@fungoidshaman3120]

Remember, no icecream.

[@aleistergein114]

@@jeffmartin134 Are you sure? They're both clowns, so it's hard to tell them apart.

[@DatCameraMON]

What exactly goes is the mixture such that it needs a four hour treatment to kill bacteria?

[@j.w.5718]

I’d love the idea of you and ManyKudos buying all the shares in the Mother company

[@bodaciouschad]

This feels like a video from some weird alternate universe where Ordinary Things got replaced with a potatoe and Monster is called Mother.

[@eldrbrian]

@@kalosdakalos6102 and it’s relentless in Europe

[@alexbenavidez4500]

NordVPN signing off on a No Russian reference in their ad is just incredible.

[@andrewklein7997]

They must really hate Russians.

[@deezboyeed6764]

@@andrewklein7997 whys that?

[@alexbenavidez4500]

@@andrewklein7997 The shooter's themselves were Russian though; the victims themselves were just at a russian airport Definitely loads of Russians there, but so where other nations and they weren't targeted exclusively

[@jaymontanez8200]

@@andrewklein7997 Also NordVPN doesn't have any servers in Russia so I guess it works out lol

[@aperson4913]

nordvpn signing off on these ads in general is just incredible.

[@carcasses5131]

I love imagining Historian presenting these ads to a boardroom of marketing executives

[@brycebennett3065]

Man it was so funny when nord man pranked all those people at the airport

[@DarthCinnabon]

As someone who has worked in a place with an ice cream machine: 99% of the time they tell you its out of service, they ran out of ice cream

[@anantrawat2311]

*Lies..*

[@ncisfan1002]

According to my guy that used to work at McDonald's, about 75% of the time they say there's no ice cream because they have to clean the machine

[@gucci1131]

@@ncisfan1002 lol why do your job when you can tell people its out of service!

[@VIRGILE124]

Its about 50% ran out of ice cream and 50% busy cleaning it when you happen to show up/or we shut it down early

[@chrisboelens2640]

@@gucci1131 They're actually quite difficult and time consuming to maintain from what I've been told, they do work on them, but they have to be cleaned very often and the cleaning process takes a long time. So it's not people not working on it, it's just that the cleaning process itself causes quite a bit of downtime on it.

[@xhizzous]

I do believe Internet Historian is the only channel that I dont skip the ads on.

[@lazywargaming6752]

This feels like an advanced stroke

[@didigrave2519]

Shoutout to the editor. Hardworking chad