I Want Ya & Im Going Have Ya

[@pocketfacts9]

The love-hate relationship Aba and Preach have with Jubilee is the rivalry we need on this earth

[@summerrose8110]

Is it love? I think Jubilee is a cringe channel(Hence why I watch them through Aba and Preach).

[@pocketfacts9]

@@summerrose8110 I would say so, they have a lot of videos about them, and jubilee has made comments about the two. It's deff love hate lol they give jubilee their dues every now and then

[@natethaskate351]

@@summerrose8110 Exactly. This the only way I can even watch Jubilee vids!

[@khalidbinwaleed5072]

it’s funny but fresh and fit is worst

[@12DAMDO]

everyone has a love/hate relation with Jubilee.. they're really cringe but that's why we love to watch it, (and then make fun of it afterwards)

[@wakandaforever616]

"To show up in a pant suit" "she means business" This duo just keeps winning

[@TheSoulCrisis]

One of my favorite lines in this whole video lmao

[@Kdeem.224]

lmao they quick with it too lol

[@DevasKnight]

She showed up in a suite = she peeed on him

[@TheSoulCrisis]

@@DevasKnight 😂

[@SuperSaglow]

Clear representation of why these guys rule.

[@gajspalt]

Jasmine sealed the deal because she went in with the hugs. Guys rarely get that as a 1st greeting, and it immediately initiates a deeper, more personal connection with that person because of it.

[@AjenjoAnejo]

Peeing on him worked

[@entend.8087]

@@AjenjoAnejo great summary of the comment above lol.

[@gawddamn5824]

@@AjenjoAnejo 😂😂😂

[@CJ-yf5cr]

True! He said it himself he is not used to attention.

[@anthonyOA]

Jasmine is cute 🥰

[@hurricanehubbs9459]

Another thing to note about Jasmine is she laid the hints on THICK: double armed hug, hair play, putting his ring on her ring finger, "you have a big finger", "like, I like, like watching Netflix and like, chilling"

[@oz_jones]

As they said; she peed on him.

[@mortalkomment8028]

And he peed on her, too. The chemistry. It was burning in there.

[@TheEncouragementKid]

lol fax she thirsty

[@Tyler_W]

It would have been much appreciated were I in his position. I'm a thickhead.

[@San-lh8us]

i'm gonna tell you, in his situation everything else but the hug would go way over my head. In this scenario i think this is enough, but in a real life situation, if you like a dude, don't think this will do, we are also trying to not get rejected every 10 seconds, so unless we are pretty sure you like us, we often won't make a move. I talk as a rather shy person though, perhaps more outgoing people would disagree

[@LaytonObserves]

It's mad how quickly you two clocked the energy of the girl that won.

[@0rokuSaki]

Body language cues are pretty easy to read if you're a social person.

[@JP-jd8wr]

Or it's called experience with women lol

[@alskarmode]

@@JP-jd8wr or it’s called having functioning eyes lol

[@TremendousTre]

@@0rokuSaki not true most ppl lack social awareness even if their quite social

[@Johnny.bar99]

I'm like 90% sure they prewatch. They always comment on what gets pointed out by the video or comment sections.

[@tshepokgwele1789]

Abas "model face" looks like he's trying to look sober in front of his mom after smoking weed 🤣🤣

[@amireal5458]

That's exactly what the model face is

[@tricialemon]

This. This might be the most accurate comment on KZbin.

[@-Jozef]

You made me spit my water😂

[@lordnicenstein5105]

Well, wasn't he?

[@tshepokgwele1789]

@@lordnicenstein5105 lol he probably was 😂😂

[@omnikrauzer4191]

Salute to Jasmine, she came through strong but classy, mannered and displayed femininity. She outshone the rest effortlessly. Women in pants suits, lawd.

[@justicethedoggo3648]

Honestly I'd say men just look better in suits bcoz of body but modesty and discipline is just hawt in a woman in way

[@nr1NPC]

This is a rerun tho right? Or am I hallucinating again?

[@billburns9260]

As Long As They Name Ain't Hillary I'm Down!😳🤣

[@401-e6m]

I just know a black man typed this. Displayed “ femininity” lmaoo

[@freedomhonkhonk5169]

Oh lawdie 😳

[@francinesmith7884]

I'm shocked to see how much hugging makes a difference according to the guys in the comments. I'm a lifelong hugger: first meet hugger, every time hugger; I just like people lol, I like them to know they matter. I never thought guys care like that, its sweet to know. Thanks fellas ❤

[@unviewerrandom4792]

dude its not muai thai , its just hug xD

[@awestruck9075]

I have a large personal space and I don't like hugs from strangers. So read body language.

[@russmayos3694]

Stan doesn’t feel so good

[@carlitoxD]

hugging everyone is a no

[@carlitoxD]

ur doing too much. hers was perfect cuz u dont just expect that.

[@day-vid]

A woman who competes usually will win. She was so competitive, she prepared before she even knew what he looked or acted like.

[@austinjrb]

The bar is super low because most women think it's beneath them to put any form of effort toward getting a man lol so a woman whose willing to even try is 100% gonna catch a man's attention. It doesn't take much, because even the smallest bit of initiative is so rare to get (bar the most financial and socially successful, as Aba pointed out).

[@mac1bc]

@@austinjrb yep, you are correct.

[@Maelstrom8]

This!

[@piaschmidt7357]

@@austinjrb I was suprised nobody else hugged him after she did. Lol The guy was smooth. I would have thought more women would hug him after seeing this girl make her move lol

[@SuperMurray2009]

@@austinjrb This is why I dont feel sorry for women complaining about their bad options. You can approach too ya know.

[@KA_all_day]

Your guys' chemistry is aging like a fine wine. Yall have my abs hurting!

[@missybowsy4825]

Couldn’t have said it any better 😅 they really match each other’s energy!

[@AleXelerate8]

You still got your abs? shit

[@zackzack1277]

Ok, so my son is 21 and is dating a 34-year-old and my son is very abusive but my problem is the age difference. He is physically, emotionally, and mentally abusing her but like I said she’s too old for him. He needs to date someone his age if he was doing this to someone his age then yeah I would jump in but this shouldn’t be happening. Someone young can’t abuse someone old; it's usually the other way around. My son beat her very badly and broke her arm, nose, and stabbed her at one point (she survived). Like I said my problem is the age difference but my son lives on his own and pays his own way. Like I said it’s usually not younger people abusing older people, it's usually older people abusing younger ones. So what should I do? My son should be dating someone younger.

[@MochaZilla]

Haha yeah them niggas is crazy

[@MochaZilla]

@@zackzack1277 your son cure = 🔫☠

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

I actually like how the girls weren’t petty n actually gave the girl the W - n they truly did vibe lol- good for them

[@crisalcantara7671]

Because they were paid , duh

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

@@crisalcantara7671 lol who cares tbh lol

[@crisalcantara7671]

@@sagathekawaiikilla If I were you I'd kamui my selfe outah these comments before you get a rasenshuriken in the face 😂😂😂

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

@@crisalcantara7671 u sound like u got issue - lol and ur childish- it’s not that deep

[@edvinkarlsson9368]

@@crisalcantara7671 this some edgelord pro max

[@samwallaceart288]

For me I respect the "I'm hungry as fuck, but imma plan my shot carefully" energy. It's not just that she's throwing herself at him, it's the focus and determination. It means she's crazy enough to put up with external stressers on the relationship, but focused and on a game plan enough to shut down your bullshit

[@patrickroland2215]

100%

[@svkbw1921]

This episode is really a return to form. Aba being the guessing wizard. Preach's laugh. The floor board's perfect timing. Jubilee Content. Editing on 10/10. Duets of obscure ass songs. Aba's Demon Time Face. Mi Morena Snippets. All we're missing a Rant from Preach in a foreign language This that good content we love. 👏🏾

[@TheWildManEnkidu]

When were they off their form? I don't think they've ever lost it.

[@drewzalo]

@@TheWildManEnkidu they didn’t but they went away from relationship related content for awhile. I can speak for myself, coming across them in early 2019, that’s what got me hooked.

[@muddlloyd]

I hate that damn creaky floor that sound haunts my dreams

[@KaRmaTheSchemer]

Foreing ? Pour toi mon cher 😜😎

[@sunnyspoumaroux607]

@@KaRmaTheSchemer français, canadien ou antillais ?

[@raulvega6883]

This dude should gamble. That poker face even had himself fooled

[@guacamolepenn6864]

😭

[@Jyeoi]

Yaaaaaaaaa

[@ProfFlatTop]

This comment here

[@guimcast1]

Lol this is gold

[@anm3744]

😂😂😂😂

[@themasterkey3]

I gotta say thats easily the most stacked lineup of girls I've ever seen Jubilee put together. They were all VERY attractive.

[@hxyzazolchak]

Facts 💯

[@one_of_wun]

Faxxx

[@champ1159]

No lies detected

[@loadingwarcry9946]

Stacccckedddd bro , like they set him up differently cuz

[@aguy9071]

Fr. Half of them couple model

[@becomingblacksuperman]

Jasmine had everything from the start. First were the suits which made her immediately standout, then the hugs which immediately initiated an intimate connection, then the questions which showed she was genuinely interested in him and finally she gave a warm smile almost every single time... Damn!!! Jasmine was just the one from the start.

[@aarona4759]

Her body language says it all: she immediately hugged him in the beginning and when they were seated one on one she was almost at the edge of her seat. She peeped game and played well. Shout out to her.

[@somestranger1101]

The girl I dated for 6 Years and we were both shy. However we acknowledged it joked about it and it worked. Shy people just need to get out of their comfort zone.

[@svkbw1921]

Yeah it was refreshing to see a real introvert on jubilee

[@legm5298]

Exactly it's totally possible

[@Rowsy91]

I’ve always been shy as well but like most shy people I’m super outgoing once I warm my way into the environment. It’s not as bad as when I was a kid I’d be silent af for weeks going into a new school in grade 3 lol Like u said it’s just about overcoming the nerves and becoming more confident and comfortable with yourself. Shyness just comes from insecurities

[@hateyouwithapassion1]

The girl you "dated" as in past tense....? As in it didn't work? Finish the equation

[@somestranger1101]

@@hateyouwithapassion1 I'll just say that we wanted different things. We still talk as friends. Its one of the few break-ups we acknowledged the problems and agreed it couldn't be fixed.

[@lt6986]

"why are you talking like you're lagging". Best line ever. He's definitely socially awkward.

[@h.n.r_funi3324]

Guy needs to work on his social skills

[@GeometricPidgeon]

In that situation id feel weirded out too. Especially bc my brain just immediately blanks out someones name 0.3 seconds after telling me their name

[@josephjack4365]

I ain’t wanna sound like a hater but he was def moving so weird lmfaooo 💀💀💀💀

[@spencil9941]

@@josephjack4365 He's just shy I think

[@TrueRattlehead]

@@spencil9941 nah did you see him do the animation girl pose at the end. He's strange

[@Spadez86]

The pants suit is indeed a power house 15 years ago I once went to a club with 2 female associates (Thot A & Thot B) for a Halloween Party. They had another female with them. She stood out from the other 2 because they were both dressed like Halloween Hookers and she had on a black pinstripe pants suit with the top open like Jasmine did & a matching Fedora. I never really talked to her outside of mocking Thot A & B because she dressed so sophisticated compared to all the half naked females in the club, I mistakened her for an older woman & thought she was one of their Aunts (She's actually a month younger than me). Eventually down the line I ended up running into the one in the pinstriped pants suit again We've been married for 14 yrs & going

[@ehab3440]

Hell yeah

[@Godl1ked]

Congratulations

[@JustSamYT]

@@benja_324 LMAO THATS FACTS THO MAN

[@cryptogofer3080]

​@@benja_324 *cue why the fk you lying sound*

[@keenanhenry95]

You won the comments section

[@jasonabercrombie7869]

His controversial opinion on Zendaya is legit. Someone pointed out to me that she has exactly one look in movies which is to tilt her head back and squint. That is her only way to mimic human emotions while trying to act, and I can’t unsee that.

[@Marcvelous3]

Mimicking human is the best way to describe her. Lol

[@mefilmmaking]

LOL

[@lionelaluku4162]

Nahh y’all buggin

[@blizzard1198]

@@lionelaluku4162 me and boys chilling in bug costumes with some bugs just buggin

[@loadingwarcry9946]

zendaya is bare meeds to me i like a medium kinda ting not stick ting

[@Mr.man712]

Girls who can rock suits be FINE AFFF

[@animutrap]

preach brother

[@onyx9857]

Bro u might be gay

[@SalemArc]

Anytime I see a girl with a big toothy smile, my junk recoils in abject terror.

[@willwells1241]

How is this comment 4 days old?

[@Macheako]

@@willwells1241 I feel that

[@Valor06]

Damn, Jasmine not only knew the rules of the game, she fuggin' wrote them. You could practically see her looking at the other chicks and cracking her knuckles. XD

[@grandcanyon2]

she destroyed those other women wasn't even close. She knows how to get the men she wants, this is what i call a winner. She got the face and body and knowledge and the game plan it was over before it even started.

[@griselgriselda2901]

Honestly I’d let her have him. Idk if the other girls thought the same thing, they didn’t seem like they were trying as hard as her.

[@pattygravs6354]

That is a funny visual LOL

[@oceanplanet8160]

@@griselgriselda2901 From what I've seen, a lot of women don't "try," at least not actively. They wait for the guy to make the move. She was proactive, which is nice.

[@carnage3208]

@@oceanplanet8160 Wish there was more of that, it's so attractive when they do. So rare though unfortunately

[@BrettCahill]

he's a good looking lad, it's obviously helped him a lot with the ladies because this dude got no game

[@toximan2008]

To be fair... if you're good looking enough, you never have to develop any game

[@redram5150]

I took my wife and in-laws to a restaurant. Everyone had a great time and food until the bill came. At that point my MIL began complaining about hers. And this was a surprise to all of us because she hadn’t made a peep about it up until this point. We’d been having a wonderful time and this came out of the blue. Suddenly all the BS excuses start. The sort of behavior by someone wanting their meal comped. Thing is I was paying, so she had no reason to act this way. Her last ditch effort to get them to bend to her will was saying “it was too spicy! You shouldn’t have made it spicy at all!”. Mind you she ordered pasta with “chilis and pepper” in the title, and it even had a little chili pepper next to it on the menu to warn customers it would be hot. Wtf is with people?

[@supergobgoblin424]

You lack guts to call her out on the spot...i bet you love when your wife boyfriend come to home

[@Ash_Wen-li]

Honestly if people eat half the meal, they should forfeit their right to get the meal for free

[@jessicayoung3656]

I feel like old people are especially like that.

[@Graciehunter32]

@@Ash_Wen-li if they eat any part of the meal, they don’t deserve a refund

[@bento4876]

@@Graciehunter32 That does not make sense. You cant tell if it tastes bad if you did not try it first.

[@segnigebi8293]

I was in tears when aba made his model face.

[@Neddie2k]

He actually has a model face.

[@itsyaaveragegirl]

It was actually good too

[@oscarpc]

Kudos to you guys, not only are you funny, this is one of those episodes where you can simcerely tell you guys are having fun and enjoying yourselves... keep up the great work

[@menchiescheesecake]

Did they have beef?

[@RomanPeacock21]

They hi as fuck

[@bro_zen_wan]

More than anything I appreciate the fact that aba and preach are real friends the chemistry is unmatched and the dope content comes naturally

[@organicbadboyx3948]

“I like Netflixin and Chillin, but with a boo” 😏 she’s playing the game on expert mode and making it look like cheese

[@sklizzy3125]

cheese

[@kashkount6600]

Melted

[@marvaff6878]

Calmly. She had it won from the very beginning.

[@blextalk8140]

THIS SHIT'S CHEESE IT AIN'T CHECKERS!

[@lazyshooter23]

@@blextalk8140 That's funny.

[@djpollo2474]

"I like ya, and I want ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way... the choice is yours!" -Fleece Johnson, aka, booty warrior

[@summerrose8110]

You mean rapist.

[@ginger_autry9722]

So gross & disturbing, but only grown men were assaulted so I laughed and laughed and laughed

[@Elitistt]

The man the myth the legend

[@itriggerpeople4433]

"I came here looking for MAN'S butt."

[@toastsloth4831]

@@ginger_autry9722 tf :/

[@19162205]

Ohmg jasmine was so afraid when we he was revealing his last pick. Adorable. Super happy for the both of them.

[@Koujujutsu]

She's literally said "oh, what was that!?" to her own reaction. 😌 'You see, Jasmine, when a woman likes a man very very much...' 😏

[@Felzorful]

@@Koujujutsu yea she so into him. That she worried at a hi lvl he wont not like her.

[@taloutezero]

@@Koujujutsu I think she was reacting to his reaction. The way he looked and "lagged" a bit when he saw it was her as the choice made it seem like he was a bit disappointed.

[@Koujujutsu]

@@taloutezero He's really lame. Don't know if it's drugs or what but yeah lagging really hard and has no charisma/personality. Jasmine's my absolute favorite here and if he's disappointed, bruh, why did he even get all into her to begin with? 🙄

[@Koujujutsu]

@@Felzorful Seems like he really doesn't and is confused as hell.

[@rigills9411]

“Oxygen, lungs, legs” 😂😂😂😂

[@Quake2815]

lmaooo

[@LeonMortgage]

This was a masterclass on how to attract a guy. Who among us wouldn't fall for a woman that took this approach with?

[@Rowsy91]

I mean it only works if she’s attractive tho

[@femimark5021]

@@Rowsy91 you'd be surprised

[@fightinggimmick2592]

@@Rowsy91 IDK bout that one chief.

[@LeonMortgage]

@@Rowsy91 What's attractive though? A lot of that is within their control. Makeup, clothing, perfume, diet. It's not like you have to be a model to be considered attractive so you point really isn't instructive at all.

[@sakuraesther6309]

@@LeonMortgage Lol as a woman I know that attractive women are always chosen first then the rest of us sloppys

[@EvanPynes]

Nobody else feel like jubilee are secretly watching all of ABA and preach's videos and slowly improving the quality of their content with their input?

[@austin_Boston98]

As they should be doing lol. Constructive criticism only can make vids better!

[@corydrew7838]

Nah they're still pretty bad on average

[@zachc80]

When a African says "who were you raised by?! FUCKING HYENAS??" Instead of wolves I can't help but laugh

[@esamullajee3273]

Being from South Africa I didn't even realize they said Hyenas because I hear it often enough. Tis hilarious

[@ac3_d00dle._7]

Being from America I took me a while to process, and when I realized, it fucking hit like a truck

[@zachc80]

@Anthony Jay i dont know his nationality and it'd feel wrong calling him the wrong one. Besides that, yes i see you all as the same. Just as us americans, though different are the same. Anyways, how much that bush meat running for right now?

[@tammybenaytv4631]

@Anthony Jay He said, a African not All Africans or even Africans. Nothing implied a monolith.

[@tammybenaytv4631]

@@zachc80 He is Ethiopian.

[@TCraig00]

This was a pretty wholesome episode. Like a win-win but still entertaining af cuz these two *don't miss*

[@Spiderfang-pu2zr]

Jasmine has the type of feminine energy that most guys dream about. We can only dream. Acting cute goes a long way. Ladies take notes.

[@4skinspodcast608]

💯

[@e.tphonepranks1925]

Facts like that shit goes a long way that shyness timid giggly character traits i look for mostly because if she does all that she is more intouch with her feminity like women should

[@leoglasmeyer2853]

@@e.tphonepranks1925 it's not like they must, but it's a nice touch to have, at least sometimes

[@dionstewart7394]

Honestly even I was just like damn, I'd choose her cute ass too.

[@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight]

@@e.tphonepranks1925 let me let you in on a little secret, the shyest are the craziest. Not always but a lot of the times. It can be good crazy but it can also be bad crazy.

[@SlashRfnR]

I cracked so bad at the underwater joke, and Aba's face afterwards says everything you need to know

[@franklinreedy5149]

Shit had me crying😭😭

[@mgasukihanwa841]

"Yeah, she can😏😏" - Aba, 2022

[@WinstonSmith1997]

"We can do this the hard way or the easy way....choice is yours! I want ya and I'm gonna have ya!" Fleece Johnson

[@Loading-lg6hs]

facts lol

[@zackzack1277]

Ok, so my son is 21 and is dating a 34-year-old and my son is very abusive but my problem is the age difference. He is physically, emotionally, and mentally abusing her but like I said she’s too old for him. He needs to date someone his age if he was doing this to someone his age then yeah I would jump in but this shouldn’t be happening. Someone young can’t abuse someone old; it's usually the other way around. My son beat her very badly and broke her arm, nose, and stabbed her at one point (she survived). Like I said my problem is the age difference but my son lives on his own and pays his own way. Like I said it’s usually not younger people abusing older people, it's usually older people abusing younger ones. So what should I do? My son should be dating someone younger.

[@deciuswtasby]

Jasmine had a vibe from the get go. The back and forth between Aba and Preach and your chemistry is why I love you guys. Keep it coming 👊🏾

[@thomasmitchell4128]

They smart as hell too. When they mentioned that during quarantine people who couldn't go get their botox and whatever done were hurting! I never looked at how that would be a problem but that opened my eyes

[@deciuswtasby]

@@thomasmitchell4128 they for sure are always thinking well below the surface for sure

[@TheEphemeralEternity]

I love these 2. Great commentary. Unfiltered and honest, funny af, and reasonable at least 80% of the time. You guys are awesome. 🤘

[@oksbpodcast7005]

When they all stayed I was genuinely happy for the bro

[@islabee94]

Me too, I was chuffed for him too 😊

[@SuperMurray2009]

Well he's a model sooo not a hard thing to predict.

[@porkerpete7722]

Bro they wanna be on the show to see how far they get. It ain't him.

[@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER]

@@porkerpete7722 good point

[@genetikz2010]

@@porkerpete7722 you have a point. It's competition for the girls, even the ones that don't even want him. They want to win the validation.

[@StevenLeeStudios]

Preach said DREAMCAST and I lost it immediately! lolol

[@jorgetomas380]

IMMEDIATELY‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🖤🙏

[@funfirstforever]

👾🕹🎮

[@Dakarn]

You played with it every day, and now that the relationship is over you still think about what could have been. Dreamcast. Lol

[@pyromaximus8890]

That was the funniest part

[@seeksolace2059]

aint no way 😂😂😂

[@guillermogimenez840]

That "PLAY-IT-BACK" was the new "stop the cap" for me! I laughed so hard!

[@bladimirhernandez2983]

I think they were referencing another channel that does similar videos like Aba and Preach. It’s call Playback lol

[@sayba6766]

pLaY IT BAcK

[@roxannetinch5552]

I'm a new fan and I swear to God I feel like I'm chilling with my friends irl on every video I've seen. Y'all's content is fabulous. Y'all are great.

[@SuperMurray2009]

It was pretty easy to predict Jasmine would win. She cute, asian, petite, and was the first one to hug him.

[@Chuck_EL]

And he definitely saw her look away , giggle and blush at 1:06 You're right she's definitely cute

[@daano465]

You knew he was into petite Asians?

[@nefertiitii8747]

Yes all non black is preferences and can win.

[@onlyfacts3502]

@@nefertiitii8747 Can’t compete with Asian it’s a losing battle you shouldn’t even bother fighting 🤷🏽‍♂️ they’re a whole W

[@whywhywhywhy7559]

There was another Asian lady

[@WhatIsItToBurn]

"I don't have a type" This is what you say in this situation to not offend anyone. He has a type, everyone has a type of body they like, and for people who are attractive, this is more so.

[@cocolokoflacco]

Thats why i didnt understand when aba was talkin abt" what kind of eyes what kind of lips yada yada when he said he dont have a type he just looks for eyes and lips. Obviously the guy doest want to make anyone feel funny

[@reke9942]

I don't know. Speaking for myself, Its like when someone says do you have a favourite color. I personally don't have one, I have some that I naturally lean more toward but not a favourite one. Same thing with women for me.

[@kassaken6521]

I get what he's saying though. I dont have a type for race (cause beautiful people are a race of their own due to genetics lol) but when it comes to faces, it's the first thing I look at when approaching a women.

[@firghteningtruth7173]

Not neccesarily, some thick white girls turn me on, some petite black girls do too. As well as vice versa. Hispanic girls are spicy. I like asians. I genuinely dont have a type. If you are pretty, you are in. 🤣 Which even includes some older ladies, athletic types, etc. Idk. Maybe thats just my experience...but pretty much any girl I can find cuteness in, and doesnt have some nonsense goin on is hot.

[@taloutezero]

I can say for sure I don't have a type because of all the women I've found attractive, pursued or dated.

[@michaeld7376]

Preach’s rendition of Rae Sremmurd is on point!

[@Tiski_]

I'm so glad you guys let us share in your friendship. It reminds me of my best friend from high-school. Much love ❤️

[@oz_jones]

They aren't friends, according to them.

[@owhebitme.5343]

@@oz_jones where?

[@almightypalevin8186]

THAT'S how you compete for a man. Women need to take notes from her. She won before the competition even started. So many women are of the opinion that it's demeaning to put the kind of effort this woman put in but she's a winner! If they work out this dude will be a VERY lucky man. Bravo!

[@pussyfacejones5271]

Work for what you want. And women I've talked to are more scared of rejection than us, even though most women I know face few rejections.

[@jmakingsola2836]

Agreed. A lot of women have the mentality of the 2 people who were eliminated first. They linked arms and skipped off like they wanted to get the cut. Almost like they couldn’t be bothered from the jump.

[@ShelbieMua]

Compete for a man? Bro what?😭 This is a game on KZbin, we aren’t Or shouldn’t be competing with no one

[@ShelbieMua]

@@jmakingsola2836 I mean bruh it’s a game where they pick the girl for him and even then they may not even be attracted to him. Y’all took this as real life

[@sexypimpking]

@@ShelbieMua silence woman, men are talking

[@fkb92]

This clip has made my day man. Yo’ll are hilarious… Cheers to Jasmine, she came through and got what she wanted 😂

[@town944folk]

Bwalya is Zambian right?Possibly Malawian?

[@fkb92]

@@town944folk Zambian.

[@coachcindercrisp]

He seems like a simple guy who's a little out of his element being on screen and out of control. People might be bad at playing a role. You ain't gotta be suave to be desirable. He seems like an alright guy, every day kind of dude (who just happens to be a model).

[@egusisoup1826]

I hear you, but dudes a model lmfao. He could've took an arrow to the knee and at least two of those girls would've still been after him. He doesn't need to be "suave" because of his looks. But an average dude most certainly needs at least one outstanding character trait to be received well (humor, charisma, conversationalist, or in this guys case, having mode looksl).

[@ishidacoolp]

@@egusisoup1826 Facts. My good looking manager (pause) isn't even really social like that, is an asshole and not funny or interesting. Women still flock to him and approach him and make it easy for him just b/c of his looks. While I am unattractive, smart and charismatic.

[@SuperMurray2009]

That's bullshit. He knows what he's doing. He's a model. He's just playing modest because he doesn't wanna seem arrogant.

[@coachcindercrisp]

@LockerGamingTV 7.5/10 × 100 = 10%?

[@masterchiefiii]

@@coachcindercrisp the number of guys above 7.5x by the rest...

[@theguy3387]

I love these guys content and the vibe, the back and forth banter, freaking hilarious reactions!

[@dakotarandolph4714]

I give props to Zendaya for not becoming a crackhead like most disney child stars. I know that's not a high standard but it's what we got 😂😂

[@CrowandRaven]

Eh, with the scandals Disney has been caught in, I’d be surprised if most of the child actors didn’t end up like crackheads.

[@harry31619]

her and hillary duff and the sister from even Stevens

[@SuperMurray2009]

But Zendaya wasn't on Disney as a child though. She was in her teens. Most of the child stars you talking about were famous in their very young years.

[@sweney7103]

she has time

[@piaschmidt7357]

thats not really a hard thing to do when you have parents looking out for you and kinda managing you.

[@MissAlii432]

I hope JP gets some cookies for his consistency and hard work !

[@xxtraregular7903]

Shout out to Aba and Preach bringing levity to a Friday! Thank you gentlemen

[@True_Camo]

"why you talkin' like you laggin'" lmaooooooo im dead

[@amanuelamanuel]

"Hair, lips and eyes... everybody has those" I can't believe you guys didn't bring upp Jada Pinkett Smith. It was delivered on a plate ffs! xD

[@marledanimefan7186]

Everybody doing it and its not that deep .

[@marledanimefan7186]

Its surface level , fo sho

[@amanuelamanuel]

@@marledanimefan7186 So what. You gonna slap me or something?

[@marledanimefan7186]

@@amanuelamanuel you making less sense than the speech

[@amanuelamanuel]

@@marledanimefan7186 You're right. I'm sorry. I was hoping I didn't have to say it in front of everyone but you know I love you, right?

[@magotheguy173]

Yo it must feel SO FUCKING GOOD to have some ask a group of women to leave if they’d swipe left and nobody leaves 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@ananse77]

They didn't want to hurt his feelings right in front of him, that's all. Some of them would definitely swipe left on that scrawny dude.

[@KanjiruSama]

@@ananse77 hater sPoTtEd

[@hateyouwithapassion1]

They're definitely lying ...

[@ananse77]

@@hateyouwithapassion1 Yep. I bet there were some of them that don't even date black guys. But they were afraid to be called racist if they walked out.

[@Username_647]

@@ananse77 Kinda wish some of the ladies who felt that way would just be honest and leave.

[@AzzyAndBilleimi]

Nigga said “why you talkin like you laggin?” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@smithsmith1956]

The guy was just doing his best William Shattner impression.

[@nathanielbates1651]

Aba & Preach I stumbled across your channel a couple of days ago and so happy I did. Been having a tough time and dealing with my dad’s health your videos have brought some much needed laughter to my life 🙏🏽

[@ajp1282]

Hope your dad's ok 🙏🏾

[@milana2020]

May he recover❤

[@MexicanMartialArts]

I laughed at the same time the homie did. 🤣

[@jonpictogramjones]

wait… grand master you watch aba and preach?

[@pedropierre9594]

Grandmaster, Khamzat and Burns what say you ?

[@adielmolina4799]

Grandmaster!!!

[@imadskaff2676]

Only natural for the Grandmaster to have perfect timing

[@nr1NPC]

@@pedropierre9594 Khamzat will destroy Burns. Sweden will finally get a UFC belt home!

[@Infernoman64]

Jubilee should be thanking Aba & Preach for their continued support!

[@duke7794]

Everytime there is a petty moment you both hype that shit up, leaves me in stitches. Keep going for it.

[@anthonymbugua5907]

Mutiso hadi wewe uko huku

[@duke7794]

@@anthonymbugua5907 Sindio Bana. Hawa watu wako juu mbaya.

[@Tyler_W]

The pant suit is really hit or miss imo, but dang, it works for a small number of people, and I immediately respect the power move.

[@abeurakadabeura]

I genuinely think many guys like that style. It's more attractive than girls wearing tight leggings.

[@ItsVincentAgain]

The creaking floorboards really brought this episode together.

[@tichardm9233]

The real MVP

[@ayumi1987jl]

@@tichardm9233 11

[@michaelsingletary6056]

You two make me laugh every time, are grounded in reality and unwavering in your convictions. Much respect for y'all. TY for the laughs and shinning the light on the BS out there. Look forward to all the videos to come.

[@carrethenry6237]

Preach: you're a coat hanger that looks good "WELL YOU'RE A CLOWN Preach: yes The face he made and the way he said it had me reeling. Great video

[@HHH80]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lee55233]

The way Aba was looking at me I felt that shit in my soul but I didn’t even know what it was

[@grilledcheez8491]

Had me rolling when Aba hit that little dance after the power suit moment. Sometimes the floor creaking adds so much for me.

[@Yito14]

Jazmine went *TO WAR* from minute one Despite the insecurity and the final doubt she went in full geared

[@WalouTV]

JP did his job and so did Jasmine

[@homownerjoe]

Man I haven't had a friendship like that between Aba and Preach in a long damn time. I miss that.

[@Nuka0420]

I would've called this video "I like chya, and I want chya. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours."

[@malluk3065]

Fleece Johnson returns.

[@legessi]

Booty was more important than water.

[@zaza.dobrazza]

😂😂😂

[@Nuka0420]

@@malluk3065 I'M A WARRIOR!

[@DrewRycerz]

Preach should release a cologne just titled "Swag". Aba gon release a "Creep" line of eau de toilette.

[@BOZ_11]

ew, de toilet

[@Elhastezy888]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Aww Sh*t this needs to get voted to the top!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@islabee94]

🤣

[@Elhastezy888]

@@BOZ_11 even better! 👍🏻🤣

[@RhyperiorRanger]

So I creep. Yeeeeeeeeeah

[@spease07]

Every time Preach gets animated those creaky floor boards are like his hype men lol 😆

[@gerardomata5042]

this the best comment on here lmao

[@bereal2366]

🤣..Thats Hilarious

[@cartersmith497]

It sounds like the floor is about to give out beneath them when they move too quickly lol. The amount of creaking is crazy. Love these videos though, y'all never fail to crack me up.

[@Kry-DollaSign]

This vid made my day. Y’all energy is flowing so well in this vid I can’t help but appreciate you guys 🙏🏿

[@edwardcoats8776]

While the other girls were playing checkers, Jasmine out here making chess moves. If she wore glasses them shits would glare in the light.

[@TheloniousP]

Underrated comment

[@theezenriarinze9203]

All according to plan

[@timboslice9905]

I really enjoyed Aba and Preach’s energy on this one. They’ve been really enjoying themselves lately.

[@fahredin1439]

Watching these guys is like chilling and laughing with your bros, favorite KZbinrs for sure 💯🙏

[@ballisticbadger9955]

3:25 That "please don't" shows A LOT about his character!!. i respect the hell out of that guy!!. He's a good man!! I salute you 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️.

[@THinleyDhendupTopper]

We all need a friend like him when we act goofy like Aba did. haha Cuz we all kind of have that moment sometimes.

[@neku2741]

Jasmine came out strong, man I wish I met women like that. She knows what she want and she jumped on it.

[@ezra7743]

She knew she wanted to win, not necessarily wanted that man 💀

[@xtkaythen]

You have. You have met them.

[@depravedsouls9975]

@@xtkaythen what an ominous response lol

[@Toywins]

@@ezra7743 exactly!

[@THinleyDhendupTopper]

Sometimes no bro, like when u aint interested in her as much as she is. get what a i mean?

[@ilai7893]

Ayeee love it when the feeling is mutual, congrats to Jasmine (thought she was the best looking one too, besides being the competitive one)

[@batipapo]

“Play that shit back!” Is my next bro’s power move 🤣

[@kapp7]

Man, the love between these 2 brothers is beautiful to watch.

[@mav3ric100]

Jasmine was attractive to me for the same reason Aubrey Plaza is attractive to me. There's this weird thing about the energy she's giving off that's strangely attractive even if I wouldn't rate her on looks above a 7. Her energy/personality boosts her to a 10 without question to me.

[@Del_116]

I like girls like that .. a strong but feminine energy.

[@SilentHotdog28]

@@Del_116 Yeah, she even had the gall to put that ring on her wedding ring finger......Like she was claiming him something fierce. I liked her too.

[@Del_116]

@@SilentHotdog28 that’s a strong woman to me . But still extremely feminine

[@fazormcghee7936]

That's called femininity

[@mafamac4069]

@@Del_116 those girls are top tier 🤞🏾

[@jubeijackson6602]

Y’all wild for the whole locker room back and forth 😄 This video had the Friday vibes I needed. I appreciate y’all.

[@katiesackett2321]

ayyyeee you know what I like to rock? the graphic tee and blazer look. Other alternative: pantsuit with lacy teddy underneath. They are both fun variations to play with. I think it's always cool to see women rock outfits that combine masculine and feminine looks.

[@Anna133199]

Edit: SPOILER ALERT ⚠️ 🚨📢SPOILER ALERT ⚠️🚨📢 DON'T BE AN IDIOT READING COMMENTS WHILST WATCHING THE EPISODE PROCEED AT OWN RISK SPOILER ALERT ⚠️🚨📢 There's something adorable about Jasmine. Glad she won. The guy behaved exactly how I'd behave in a situation like this. He seemed painfully shy, but there's a reasonable chance his personality is great after he gets to know someone. So, hopefully that's the case, and they'll live happily ever after..

[@TheSoulCrisis]

I agree she is so cute, blushy, and has that inner confidence rocking her suit and body language under a veil of shyness.

[@axel9473]

That's what i was thinking. Not everyone can be the funniest guy when you put them on the spot like that. Let em have some privacy, do something cool together. That's when you can tell if someone is boring or has some humour.

[@garfunkle5447]

Damn spoiler alert. What I get for reading the comments during. That's on me lol

[@TheSoulCrisis]

@@garfunkle5447 oof 😂

[@Anna133199]

@@garfunkle5447 Hahaha. Sorry!

[@ngussie84]

i swear if someone told me yall both were high af doing this episode, im gonna believe it!! I was cracking up with the Dream cast and wedding ringer!!!

[@Farhan_049]

Aba's eyes were red!😂

[@micahellis5390]

Or tipsy

[@Solitaire427]

Yes! I was thinking the same thing.. they had that energy today and I love it!

[@tb8654]

@@Solitaire427 Preach also sounded semi stoned when he was talking about the woman from the bar he worked at 8:00

[@Solitaire427]

@@tb8654 lol yes he sounded high af and looks it too.

[@andough9753]

"She means business." I'm done, y'all too much haha. Bringing back that SVU Aba stare too.

[@invertedsun]

my favorite part of this episode is how much the floorboards spoke. my favorite character in the show

[@wowhowbizarre8176]

Ngl I got so hyped when everyone swiped right on my boy Mars 😂

[@marshimeak1972]

Well If they did, he would be Pluto because they are far away.

[@islabee94]

Me too 😍😁

[@SuperMurray2009]

He's a model guys

[@porkerpete7722]

Nah they're on a show

[@SE7ENTH3RTY]

Jasmine came for business. Left standing on business. Much respect.

[@Del_116]

She knew what she wanted .. and took it 😅

[@rhips]

This was a hilarious episode. hands down the commentary and edits made it great to watch! Keep it going fellas!

[@roystonfrancis6983]

Why haven't I been following you guys my whole life, this is amazing

[@deagin3830]

I doubt you guys will see this. But you are the best thing about the media "blackout" of 2020. I don't know if I ever would have seen the channel otherwise and your opinions differ from mine greatly but I really enjoy seeing how our views do lineup. It's a funny show that encourages me to think about social situations and as a coder that's hard to do sometimes

[@Turnpost2552]

What does coding do to make that harder? (I am a programmer as well) Don't place limit on yourself.

[@deagin3830]

@@Turnpost2552 I think it comes from coding too much. I work alot, and the code doesn't have feelings. I am doing alot of work with ai, ml, nlp, and Idp. So, I am automating alot of people out of the job lately and I have been told that I am a little cold and uncaring.

[@aaronjones5399]

I enjoyed that you two had an ungodly amount of fun with this one

[@SdotWebb]

That confidence is what a lot of people want to see. Instead of leading with your only fans and your IG photos I wouldve appreciated our own women doing that.

[@coreyacottoy2392]

This was SO entertaining! With content creators like you guys, who the hell needs hollywood?