Is the Pandemic Over Yet?

I feel like it should be done by now.
Dedicated to all my nurse and doctor friends who are really tired.

[@julienolke]

This video is inspired by a conversation I had with a nurse friend who was frustrated with me for wanting to see my parents. She works with Covid patients. :P If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

[@takvacs]

You're the captain now. And forever.

[@takvacs]

@Sylvia Plath um. Dude?

[@kayden3893]

You Know Your Early When there's Only 3 Replys

[@Be1smaht]

I’m in medicine and I can relate

[@bookraccoon]

Oof

[@vinaynb63]

One of the better things that I found out during this quarantine is this youtube channel haha!

[@Greenspag]

Yeah me too! It's like an insane youtube channel that does content like no others!😁

[@kudzaicleopatrakandiero4776]

Me too

[@Mks71999]

Sameee

[@leedanielson7452]

Meeeee toooooo!😝👍

[@seekinghappy]

Same!

[@rickabrams3422]

It's like she just figured out she has more than one leg and doesn't know what to do with the extra one 😝

[@ZenKrio]

Restless leg syndrome :p.

[@shramanjain3450]

That character was also in the interview video

[@garyha2650]

lol !

[@hetzbaby]

I used to have a coworker that would do that literally ALL the time 😂 she was always throwing her leg up on the counter like a spastic toddler

[@rockinggirl0610]

Omgggg yes

[@vandanarao6353]

I want the quarantine the to end, but I don't know if I have the strength to rejoin society.

[@Simon-xl1yz]

And here I am wanting the quarantine to start, seems like Sweden will stay out of lock-down. 32,000 cases, 3800 deaths.

[@clartblart3266]

@@Simon-xl1yz Wait what?! There's no lockdown there?

[@jessicaaudate]

Absolutely 😢

[@ayhamshaheed7740]

I’m quite enjoying quarantine to be honest. And yeah there’s also the issue of how we’re supposed to manage to re-integrate back into society after all these (well it’s not been that many, but still) months of not going out of our homes

[@Simon-xl1yz]

Nope, their "strategy" is basically recommending people with symptoms and people in high risk groups to stay home. However, quite few follow these recommendations, I had symptoms for a while, I stayed home, and am now heavily regretting it. Since it was pretty much impossible for me to do work home, (schools haven't implemented ways to work at home or participate in class since they don't _need to_ )I have to do weeks of assignments and tests in the next few days (and have been for the past week or two), or it will affect my entire future getting into good schools... so that's "fun," I've never had such a heavy and stressful workload, ever. Staying home is also kinda frowned upon, for some reason, at least in my age group??? When explaining our strategy to the public they explain it like everyone follow these non-mandatory recommendations, but in reality, they're wrong. Comparing our numbers with neighbouring countries makes this plainfully obvious.

[@sitas9827]

The doctor's rant was so cathartic for me lol. I could never go off on a patient like that, but this was oddly therapeutic to watch!

[@mrniritsa2478]

Your a doctor?

[@sitas9827]

@@mrniritsa2478 yes

[@Tamaranth404]

@@sitas9827 Thank you so much for your work! I don't know how you guys manage to do what you do without completely losing it at all the people out there being stupid...hell, I want to yell at them on a regular basis and I'm just the daughter of a nurse, I don't have to take care of them when they get sick! 😅 Either way, thank you.

[@ZenKrio]

Except the recent riots and protests have proven that Social Distancing doesn't help at all... The Lockdowns are actually killing more people due to depression, starvation, domestic violence and suicide. And it's been proven that 25% of all Covid deaths in american were not actually due to covid...

[@sitas9827]

@@Tamaranth404 Hey, I just saw your comment! Thanks so much for saying something so genuinely sweet! It truly does mean a lot to be appreciated sometimes. Take care and stay safe! PS: Send my love to your parents too!

[@NotTheSharpestKnife-mh]

It's a sad day when comedians are so much more intelligent than our politicians and the news folks on a major news outlet.

[@bronxcat17]

I had posted on my fb page during the last election, that a comedian would probably do, by far, a better job bcuz of how much they need to educate themselves on in order to make light of a situation. USING COMMON SENSE. lol

[@andreibezukuov2241]

Uhhhh 35 people agree with this🤦‍♂️

[@sapphire-starr699]

So are actors normally not smarter than someone deciding to be a politician???

[@NotTheSharpestKnife-mh]

@@sapphire-starr699 , Their jobs are different so their subject knowledge is assumed to be different.

[@kritav1111]

They're smarter, infact they're too smart for most us.

[@lizh4715]

When you get lost enough in the characters that you forget it’s one person playing both, you know you’ve found an amazing creator.

[@_Sakina_1]

Right?! She is brilliant!!!

[@jhoncena1111]

I'm new and was trying to figure out if they were the same person lol.

[@michaelmerrell8540]

She's like a cross between an older woman and a fidgety 4 year-old child.

[@draghn]

She has some videos about the two sides of her brain, showing stuff exactly like that. Check them out!

[@censusgary]

Aren’t we all?

[@cyanimation1605]

so basically an older woman

[@royvandermarel3953]

'She' is 'The Donald'?

[@georgerustic3817]

LMAO lols'

[@OfficialZalzar]

I literally had a patient in the ER asking these things about the pandemic..

[@omglolwots]

As an ED nurse, I feel this hard

[@caram6073]

As someone who works in a shop I’ve had people asking me this lol

[@EikottXD]

@@omglolwots they have erectile dysfunction nurses? Maybe you can help me with the problem 😏

[@mohammadabdulfarooqi3068]

@@omglolwots ED or ER?

[@omglolwots]

@@mohammadabdulfarooqi3068 ED stands for Emergency Department.

[@the_black_swordsman7184]

Even though this is a comedy sketch, I’m a doctor and a lot of this hit home for me. My friends ask me and tell me those same things all the time and I want to lash out like that too. I’m also burned out for the first time in my life after working almost non-stop for 4 months straight and I really do feel like this is getting too much sometimes.

[@Jartran72]

Thank you for what you are doing!

[@allie357]

Thank you for working hard! I can’t imagine how hard it must be to be a doctor in the whole pandemic.

[@Drmikaeru]

THANK YOU for what you do mate.

[@EgyptinPrinssi]

Thanks for the work you've done. I know no amounts of random people in KZbin comments thanking you will make the work load any easier, but thanks regardless.

[@rtbarnes4893]

Thank you for being on the front lines! You're SO important!!!

[@lulutunes7496]

I love how Julie can completely transform into another character and I just totally believe it. Amazing acting.

[@aloseman]

It actually took me a bit to confirm it was the same actor. Well done!

[@cstrosetta]

You could actually see her neck veins pop when she got mad.

[@tenou213]

We already knew she could do dialogues well but that physical acting came off perfectly.

[@craigmontgomery9346]

It was so satisfying to listen to the doctor character go OFF.

[@johnlewis8934]

That’s how it should be, they need to show some strength and solidarity

[@tidbit1877]

I wish Republicans would watch this video!

[@stephenmccurdy7651]

I think you may have missed a bit of the point

[@dancechica]

Same

[@jackies1729]

"Jazz cabbage" 🤣 Oh, and well done. I think this is everyone's internal dialogue everyday.

[@boatlover2743]

Lol thats a new one 🤣

[@seesuper]

TIL: Jazz cabbage

[@TedLaceyGuitar]

I shitted at jazz cabbage lol

[@paftaf]

What does it mean? I didn’t get it...

[@jackies1729]

@@paftaf mary jane

[@sachinakhuri1017]

2:21 Wow, Julie just expressed every single medical professional's internal monologue since the last 2 months!! XD

[@grababundoberni]

I would sign that!

[@jamesweston9438]

Julie Nolke is my spirit animal! The joy she has bought to so many people with her videos is incredible- just go read the comments! Ridiculously talented, whip smart, beautiful, charismatic, charming...oh I forgot absolutely hilarious! Hits all the right spots. Very, very talented woman. Thanks for the laughs and amazement Julie :D

[@gsentertainment8604]

Julie, finding you on KZbin is the best thing to happen to me during the quarantine. Your creative and beautiful soul is my inspiration to be more creative myself. Thanks for all you do. Lots of love and keep it up.👍

[@derboss4739]

true

[@user-me7hx7dp6g]

Agreed :)

[@julienolke]

Wow, thank you!

[@CarpeVeracity]

What he said

[@fourteencrows1244]

@David McCarthy so hows the weather in china right now? Troll.

[@coreya603]

Your Doctor character needs to start giving press briefings.

[@julienolke]

Lol!!

[@jackies1729]

Yes!!!! Please, yes!!!!! Well, that's just low hanging fruit right there! 😁😏😎

[@gervmay8116]

Betcha .... she will be way better thn Trump does 😜

[@seekinghappy]

Yes.

[@garyha2650]

You. Made Julie laugh. I hope that happens too

[@nitrokrazy3593]

You're really amazing and I'm surprised you don't have millions of subs because your acting is so on point. Not only do you differentiate characters by their appearance and voices, the script writing and dialogue is no easy feat and you still pull it off as if it were an natural conversation. I watched your video in which you said 2019 was your year but I think 2020 is definitely your year. You're hilarious and extremely talented and I really enjoy watching your videos. Keep it up!

[@julienolke]

thank you so so much!

[@MrKenpachi28]

she is the 'donnie darko' of youtube right now; a sleeper hit. That said, she deserves to ascend to the GOLD KZbin button 110%.

[@ignignokt4u2]

My wife works in a nursing home. One day she came home with a short story: One of her co-workers was looking at his phone when he suddenly said -- quite loudly -- "Oh, HELL no!" He was responding to the news that our state's governor had announced an end to the "stay home" order and would be starting to open up the state.

[@Kewlausgirl]

I can understand in areas where the virus isnt community spread. We are opening everything back up in Australia, stage by stage. But we don't have as many infections. I think it's been 4 days and not one infection reported. But that's only a miniscule when you think that people don't show signs for 5 days in and are infectious for two weeks (or even more. They had one case two months later where someone was infected). But we are re-opening because it is safer to do so. As long as we continue social distancing, washing hands and so on, should be ok. But I don't hold much hope for us to continue doing so. But in America it's still so rapid with infections and deaths. How can they reopen stuff.

[@christinesmith3711]

Kewlausgirl It is madness. The US is still having around 20000 new cases a day. Even if you adjust for population it is still over three times more than the amount Australia had at its’ peak, and it is opening up.

[@EmperorofPenguins]

@@christinesmith3711 on my God it's almost as if the US has an higher population than Australia and is testing more people😱😱🙄

[@jaybutnotjay]

Yeah they are opening my country THE WHOLE FRIGGING COUNTRY

[@ignignokt4u2]

​@@EmperorofPenguins You know what "per capita" means, right?

[@thehadassahh]

"A bunch of dead parents" The tone of voice took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@keknight7470]

Julie: You are a genius, your talent of observing the minor details of the everyday events and converting it to so,so funny videos is really special...love you

[@julienolke]

Thank you! 😊

[@RobMedellin]

@Sylvia Plath Sylvia behave! 😳

[@okyeah6662]

@Sylvia Plath you wild poet, you

[@tuhkathri9126]

As someone who works in healthcare I find this hilarious. I swear I had this conversation with a patient yesterday...and the day before....and again before that. So many patients are like this. I shared this with the doctors at the hospital and it provided some some much needed laughter. Keep up the great work and thank you for helping to keep us medical staff sane! Please people, think about your poor doctor before you ask questions.

[@julienolke]

[@tuhkathri9126]

@@julienolke Thank you as well! You could probably do a whole series of videos with Dr. Julie Nolke, there's so much untapped gold there. Remember, if you ever encounter a doctor with bad bedside manners, like parents, that doctor was slowly driven to insanity and rudeness lol.😄

[@wordzmyth]

@@tuhkathri9126 I second that, Dr Julie (Dr Nolke?) has a voice that today's ridiculous world needs to hear. I wanted to see more reactions to the shoe wielding patient (patient, were you aware that covid travels on shoes? Not that they were hygienic before the pandemic). And the disgusted sanitising of that office after the patient left. Also a handsy patient would be truly horrifying. And the kind that likes to talk confidingly into your face from close range. And people who talk too loudly and spit.

[@loverrlee]

I’m so sorry you have to deal with this. Thank you so much for what you do. Bless. 🙏

[@its_clean]

"Tom Hanks, look at me! I'm the captain now." Lost it on this one 🤣 Wonder how many people actually remember that movie? Deep cuts, Julie, deep cuts.

[@BobStein]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJvJfomngZhnars

[@harrymonk70]

Dude, its not that old! You talk about it like it's Gone With The Wind. (Google it)

[@TheGuardDuck]

It's a meme these days so, yeah people remember it.

[@mvspiralgirl]

Covid19 is the Captain Now

[@harrymonk70]

@@mvspiralgirl trudat

[@garrettk7166]

''I'm the captain now". Excellent meta reference.

[@aneeshkulkarni1739]

Came here for this comment

[@AisuruMirai]

It's not a meta reference. It's just a reference.

[@brandongalvan6603]

Doc: "It's not going to be done any time soon." Me from four months in the future: "Word."

[@Ninuoluwa]

🤣

[@misscrackwood]

And here we are, Jan. 2021, and it's still far from over. T__T

[@secretsecret7268]

February 2021 no end in sight

[@cellostrings565]

Me from eight months in the future: “woooooord.”

[@bayek8377]

its been 4 months say the thing

[@samsare6034]

"I am the captain now" Totaly killed me!

[@alisakhodos7453]

Can we appreciate Julie’s acting for a moment? Like holy crap. 👏🏼

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Seeing this, I'm thinking I should stop putting my foot up on the table when I engage my doctor in casual conversation about homeopathic remedies for deadly diseases I read about on the InterWebs. Thanks, Julie! ❤️

[@TheGuardDuck]

Yeah, that was weird... Wtf.

[@jacobvanveit3437]

No no no... it’s actually vital that you do that when discussing homeopathic treatments. It’s like adding a exclamation mark to your points.

[@curtiswfranks]

We need more Doctor Julies. Also, I really liked the Tom Hanks thing.

[@shalomamigos]

Some guy came into work and noticed I was keeping my distance. He told me he was being super careful, already recovered from Covid-19, and I didn't need to worry. Me in my head: Here's some evidence that you're not being "super careful": 1) You failed to avoid catching the virus once already 2) You're not at home 3) You're telling me I don't need to take precautions

[@Kewlausgirl]

Did you ask how long since he had it?? Also wow. Just wow. There's always the idiots ruining it for everyone else

[@thelazydeathgod]

I had a male customer berate a woman in front of him for not pulling the top of her mask up all the way. Her glasses were fogging up, and she had subconscious pulled the mask down a bit when she was trying to read the menu. So the guy pointed it out, okay, but this guy was the only one without a mask, or gloves, or any sort of protective gear. He kept talking about the woman's masm to the point where the woman (who had pulled up her mask right after he pointed it out) asked him why he wasn't wearing one. His response was that he didn't need one because he already had Covid-19 three weeks ago and was just fine. The lady and I responded with "That's not how this works" at the exact same time, with pretty much the exact same baffled expression. He had this creepy, satisfied smirk on his face from beginning to end...like, he was clearly quite pleased with himself for whatever reason. Total weirdo.

[@FrogletteGrrl]

...plus some evidence coming out seems to be that it's possible to get reinfected after you've had it once so, they may not actually get immunity

[@shalomamigos]

@@Kewlausgirl Not for that guy, but a second guy came into work saying the same thing, and he said he got it in January. Not sure how he got it then, or if he did, how he knows it was actually Covid-19, but I try not to argue with people when I know it isn't going anywhere. I just treat everyone as an equal threat. I notice maybe half the people I see seem to think this virus spreads from untrustworthy people. Like, people are offended that I suspect they have the virus. I feel like I have to tell people I have something and they're the ones in danger, and maybe then they'll back off.

[@davidheipel2934]

shalomamigos Was the guy dead was he in the hospital with terrible issues. Or did he have a slight case like most everybody else and it really is a nothing burger. Check your rationale. I think you’re proving something there.

[@NicholasDunnAutistic]

"I think I'm just gonna make up my own rules": America during this whole thing.

[@icarusflight2396]

Yep watching my country get divided, one side is going to have alot of explaining to do and egg on their face

[@juaninamillion5864]

It's literally the entire world; Brits are out in the beach, Asians are back at work.

[@Trekfan04]

To be fair, we've pretty much been doing that since we were colonies.

[@blackhound2645]

How dare you say something so profound yet so true

[@cassiecorzine7994]

I wanna like it but it's a at 69 likes..

[@JD-lj4gt]

Soooooo many people have decided it's over just because they're tired of it.

[@Mr.Grimsdale]

They changed two words, seasonal flu to corona virus, its that simple.

[@JD-lj4gt]

@One cheeky bih this may come as a surprise to you, but overwhelmed hospitals, skyrocketing mortality, and snarled supply chains from a second wave would also be economically damaging 😂

[@JD-lj4gt]

@One cheeky bih it's all kind of a silly argument anyway, since you know no one here is upset with folks trying to save their businesses. Seeing bars and beaches packed to bursting with drunk idiots, however, has little to do with the economy. They've decided their right to party is worth whatever cost in stress, health, or even life healthcare workers in drowning hospitals must pay.

[@JD-lj4gt]

@One cheeky bih you're arguing against a point NO ONE has made here. No one is saying the world economy must stop in its tracks. No one has even said not to work or buy things. What IS being said is that WHILE you're working and buying things, try not to expose yourself or others unnecessarily. Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Maybe distinguish between luxury and necessity. But hey, it's easier to argue against something you made up than what folks are actually saying, isn't it?

[@JD-lj4gt]

@One cheeky bih no one HERE is saying it but you. Seriously, you came onto a video that didn't say what you were outraged about to get outraged at a comment that didnt say what you were outraged about. Good grief.

[@farinati]

"I'm feeling a little restless" YES. Also these are literally the contortions of my 3 year old son when he needs to sit for his zoom class.

[@ryanarnold2371]

A few months ago, if I had heard you say "zoom class," I would have thought it was an exercise class at the gym.

[@Falkano]

Ryan Arnold oh my goodness 😂 are zoomba classes a thing yet? 😂

[@user-oq7ee2ol6i]

@@Falkano actually yes, people dance on zoom

[@floatingsara]

ZOOM CLASS at THREE ???

[@amyleigh7624]

When you realize this vid is 6 months old and we're still in the same place....

[@misscrackwood]

yuuuuup x__x

[@anthonyscarfe4853]

Still going....

[@mitchgunzler3737]

And...I guess some of us are vaccinated now? But we’ve stalled, the rest are refusing, at least in the U.S. So I predict someone in six more months will be confirming we are still in trouble in six more months.

[@wwiflyingace6422]

And still going on, but more people vaccinated, and kids 12 and up getting vaccinated. Hoping my son can attend school in person w/o a mask in the fall. And w/o fans blowing like nuts with windows wide open in the classroom. Freezing the poor kids, and I’m in Southern California!!! I can’t imagine what it’s like for students and staff in the colder states!!!

[@ShadesOfGuitar]

Was just arguing with my friends because I was refusing to hang out with them...they were acting like I was choosing to stay inside because I didn’t wanna see them smh.

[@Kewlausgirl]

We have been playing dungeons and dragons on a site online and talking over discord to keep our social distancing at bay. I haven't seen my parents since Christmas. They were going to come and see me for my birthday in April. They live in another state. But that went out the window when our borders closed between each other. But even then I would have told them not to come until infection rates started going down. Now they are down to pretty much no infections in the past 4 days and they will be able to come and visit soon. But it's all good. We have trials in Brisbane and Melbourne where they are positive the vaccine will work well, mostly coz it follows the same way the flu vaccine works. Introducing dead virus to the person to build immunity. We will see how it goes! I'm even looking to see if I fit the candidate requirements for testing.

[@sapphicnickel]

Yah, that’s super annoying. I have a friend who was giving me major guilt trips for not coming to see her. Like DUDE! Im not “avoiding you”, we’re in a fucking global pandemic.

[@FrancescoBellringer]

She’s a Killer Queen

[@Kewlausgirl]

@@sapphicnickel that sucks. Tell her if she comes down with caronavirus and gets you infected if she will be happy with herself then.

[@purplegirl1152]

@@sapphicnickel I swear!! Honestly I feel like I have to remind people that we're in the middle of a fucking pandemic. Why do people have to equate social distancing and asking ppl to wear masks to rudness?

[@Rithemofthenight]

0:28 she looks like a grandma that is dressed up as a 14 year old kid lmao

[@andrewoid4711]

You mean a 14 year old kid that tried to dress up like a grandpa

[@prathameshkale1468]

Wow Julie, I am thankful to the youtube algorithm that I found out your channel. You are hilarious! Keep up the awesome work.

[@sisyphus73]

love watching Julie trying to be unattractive...and failing ; ) Always hilarious and entertaining - great sketch!!

[@harrymonk70]

Gorgeous, funny and intelligent is indeed a deadly combo. 😎

[@koustubh132]

Wow !! That was wonderful......I wish I could have the liberty of speaking the truth so brutally to my patients as you did towards the end !! Definitely sharing this video with my colleagues.

[@LuisGonzalez-yv6kn]

So glad they finally leaked Dr. Fauci's conversation with the President.

[@loyevangelists]

Dr fakey. The one who wasnt wearing a mask while sitting beside his friend at a baseball game. I saw the picture. A washington nationals game where he threw out the first pitch. Later he was sitting in the stands with his wife and his friend. They were all sitting right beside each other with dr fauci in the middle. He did not have a mask on. Hypocrite

[@chrisf84]

@@loyevangelists Wow people still fall for photoshop in this day and age? Sad.

[@Laecy]

@@loyevangelists my best friend and I have been quarantine buddies since the beginning. We both wear masks and social distance and don’t go into other people’s homes, so we feel safe not wearing masks with each other. That doesn’t mean we’re not isolating, we’re just isolating together. I swear you people are so desperate for a gotcha! y’all never think through what you’re saying.

[@KMN-bg3yu]

Well, that comment didn't age well

[@smok4101]

When are we going to see Julie act as teacher and student in Painting class. Trying to teach someone how to paint "Happy" little clouds....

[@TheGuardDuck]

That would be good!

[@lucifershell2]

We need this now

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

I know you're playing a character but for pharmacy workers, this is like every 10th patient.

[@julienolke]

I can only imagine

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

@@julienolke You need a refill on your seroquel? You don't say? 😒

[@robhendrikx2198]

So few?!

[@monkiram]

@Shotround Wow you're so cool and edgy. What a useful comment.

[@Jaguar470]

@Shotround What are you trying to say with your comment?

[@aaronboothproduction]

Thumbs up for CBC socks. CBC socks > CIBC socks > Pandemics

[@drewturnbull1]

That's why there's a toe fungus...CBC socks.

[@zoots15]

@@drewturnbull1 nice!

[@poisednoise]

Ok seriously, there aren’t CIBC socks. Surely. RBC I can imagine.

[@bobmcl2406]

I came here to call out the CBC socks too! Nice touch....

[@mt22201]

Bob McL - Julie always throws in something subtle that some people will notice but others will overlook. As a non-Canadian, I didn’t notice the CBC socks. Thanks for pointing them out.

[@FossilFishy]

This was great, entertaining and relevent... But holy hell, those CBC socks!

[@natashaj4078]

I was WONDERING if i was seeing things.... Thanks for the confirmation.

[@kristyhaayer732]

Oh Canada! 🍁

[@petercoo9177]

They *are* brilliant! I have that logo on a T, but didn't know there were socks too! So envious...

[@gorillarawfare1963]

I am just sitting here in Western Australia just scratching my head at the rest of the world. We have had only one community transmitted case of covid in over two months, and it was a worker looking after quarantined travellers in a hotel, and yet we still have social distancing rules and hand washing stations etc. sure people are getting a little lax with it all, but we don’t have any cases. The fact people are getting lax with it while it is just spreading like wildfire baffles me. The minuscule amount of faith I had in society is fading fast.

[@campkira]

because american don't trust the news since they keep lying to them for years and years... good reason why not just stay in job that you had to met a lot of people..

[@DeathnoteBB]

campkira The news aren’t the ones running the country, it’s the government. That said I also blame a public school system that’s entire purpose is to make obedient, unthinking factory workers.

[@pa902]

"I saw recently on the news people were injecting Lysol, you guys working on those clinical trials yet or..?" *laughing because it's hilarious* BUTTTT then immediately sad because i'm an american and my president said that..... lol

[@EmperorofPenguins]

People weren't actually injecting lysol. People were calling emergency lines because they were worried that they used to much disinfectant when cleaning their dishes and houses.

[@cankerbloom9015]

Boredboys21 They may not have been injecting but they were ingesting “The Poison Control Centre in New York City has seen a spike in the number of people ingesting household cleaners after US President Donald Trump raised the possibility of using disinfectant inside people's bodies to fight the coronavirus. The non-profit National Public Radio (NPR) reported that the centre registered 30 cases in an 18-hour period ending at 3pm last Friday, as opposed to only 13 cases for the same timeframe a year ago. Nine of the cases were related to exposure to Lysol, 10 were "specifically about bleach" and 11 were exposures to other household cleaners, the city's Department of Health and Mental Hygiene spokesman Pedro Frisneda told NPR.”

[@davidheipel2934]

Yep these Libtards they literally believe anything that the media tells them wow!🤪

[@bplionel2]

He didn't actually say injecting lysol. Disinfectant was the word he used, in a question to the doctor near him. Vitamin C is a disinfectant. There are clinical procedures using UV light.

[@misspriss2482]

@@bplionel2 Please stop. That is exactly what Trump meant. I had to inform somebody that drinking bleach would kill him regardless of what Trump said.

[@justmikethings9115]

As a resident physician dealing with all the weirdness right now, this is painfully accurate. And that’s how I want to react but can’t. Amazing! Love your work, Julie! And please wear a freakin mask everybody. 😷

[@tuhkathri9126]

I know right? Its eerily accurate 😆

[@candace200]

I can't seem to convince my boyfriend to wear a mask. He is healthy and I've been isolating, but I just can't convince him that he is at risk because he goes into an office for work. Very frustrating. I can't imagine dealing with that professionally, kudos to you.

[@nickwendell9379]

Sorry you don't get to be a dictator of everyone's life just because you work in medicine.

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

@@nickwendell9379 sorry you don't get to put other people's health at risk because you're feeling a little isolated.

[@nickwendell9379]

@@moriellymoproblems7842 If you feel like your health is at risk you are free to stay inside your house. You don't get to put restrictions on how I live my life.

[@oneperfect12344]

This is so amazing. Did you get a degree in Drama or something? You’re so good at acting... furthermore, the editing is really good too!

[@julienolke]

I do have a degree in acting :P hehe thanks!

[@ADSuri]

@@julienolke You're doing a great impression of a Trump supporter here in this video. 😂

[@firstname405]

And the message is on point!

[@firstname405]

@Dr Dre no, they stated a fact. Take your politics elsewhere.

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@julienolke Awesome!

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

Your doctor rant gives me sanity while everyone else seems to be losing theirs. Thank you.

[@VeterinarySecrets]

Love the cbc Socks :-)

[@Lewis-vx5wd]

wow she actually managed to see a GP, this is impressive

[@larrykuenning5754]

Doctor should be wearing a hazmat suit with this patient in the office.

[@lizzieball3795]

Here in Georgia,still only Telemed by video on my phone. Georgia opened a few weeks ago, there have been virtually no new cases,and the US Surgeon General released their statement that wearing masks not only doesn't prevent you from I having bacteria and viruses----- +**( the nasopharynx is specifically designed for the purpose of filtering and trapping pathogens via nose hairs and microscopic cilia hairs ,then increasing mucous production in order to flush and expel them back out through the nostrils)----+-but traps bacteria&viruses that were expelled through your nasopharyx;and makes you inhale them AGAIN...along with the additional ones contained in the air of your next --breath.So-- that next breath will contain a higher percentage of bacteria and viruses----- that your nasopharyx has to get rid of. Also,when viruses and bacteria travel further inside the nasopharynx,they come in contact with adenoid and laryngial tonsils which are part of your immune system.The tonsils "sample" the various inhaled pathogens ,and communicate to the rest of the immune system in order to initiate the various immune responses including the creation of antibodies specific to the pathogen that is detected. If your immune system is exposed to an overwhelming quantity of the pathogen,before it has a chance to produce antibodies against it; it is detrimental to its ability to protect itself)----- It increases your chances of getting sick. Also, your body is expelling carbon dioxide as a waste product,and a mask inhibits it's ability to do it as effectively,so the air concentratuon of your next breath will have a decreased concentration of oxygen and will include more CO2 than it would,had the mask not prevented it from being properly dispersed in the surrounding air. It may be a negligible amount, but our physiology is fine tuned to the natural environment, and wasn't designed to have prolonged contact with expelled bacteria a d viruses trapped against the opening of our nostrils,nor is it designed to have a restricted outflow of the expelled CO2 waste product. kellybroganmd.com/why-we-stay-asleep-when-covid-19-is-trying-to-wake-us-up/

[@TerraPosse]

@@lizzieball3795 Funny then that mask wearing is wide spread in East Asia, even pre-Corona, and folks don't suffer from CO2 'poisoning'. Medical staff have worn masks regularly forever. Surgeons operate for hours wearing masks. Do I need to go on? The reason simply being that the masks don't impeded the gas exchange. They just hold back particles above a given size (depending on class of mask). Wearing a mask is not to protect you, the wearer, but everyone else from you, the potential spreader. Ohh, and don't come with the old "but I'm healthy"-adage. People become infectious days before displaying any symptoms. That is if you are not happen to be an asymptomatic carrier in the first place. Stop being so selfish!

[@janets7291]

@@lizzieball3795 Only phone call consultations with GPs right now here in my area. Lots of new covid cases.

[@Docinaplane]

@@TerraPosse Masks will decrease infections by at least 50%. The data is in. They work as you say. Plus it's cheap and works as well as lockdown without the economic and social costs.

[@Andrea-jg8ri]

It's the conflict going on in my head. Half of me is scared ishless the other half is "over" the pandemic. Complete with awkward character.

[@aidanrogers4438]

Please tell me there’s an outtake of you saying “Ehh, what’s up doc?” in that voice.

[@RamblinRick_]

And here we are, two years later. The pandemic is still with us. So, to answer the question, No, it's not over. sidebar: came here after watching Julie's 21 May 2022 video, "I Have COVID".

[@AuthorZaraHoffman]

Same!

[@virmirus]

Today when I'm writing, the US president left the hospital and told the world that Covid was absolutely no big deal. If only Julie was there to go off on him like this...

[@mrwhips3623]

Its literally no big deal. 99.98 survival rate! This is according the world health organization!!!

[@destinychild4659]

@@mrwhips3623 Just because most people survive, every won't. There is almost 3 million dead people, so it's f...g big deal!

[@SARAROYO]

I found your channel during quarantine and WOW. You’re a really good actress no joke

[@agathaeagle2495]

She reminds me a lot like Winona Ryder.

[@atinity6749]

Thank you! Ive been binge watching her videos and all the time I'm thinking "she looks and sounds exactly like Winona Ryder!". 😅

[@kui_maina]

Waaaaaait...now i see it

[@siddharthjoshi8]

Natalie Portman too

[@HighDiver5555]

or Wyonna Earp

[@ayhamshaheed7740]

She’s quite aware that people think that.

[@SC-gh5ii]

"Hey Tom Hanks, I'm the captain now" Nice!!!

[@fountgarde]

If only doctors were actually like this.

[@street55789]

Watching many of your videos for the first time in Nov 2022, and I'm so proud of you, and grateful for your bravery when this likely tanked your career with many of your viewers. Standing up and clapping!!!

[@growingedgebeing3537]

THANK YOU! I've been getting pushback from some people in my life about adhering to the stay-at-home order, and it's annoying to have to defend my stance. Sure I'd like to be out an about, but I see complying with the request as a small sacrifice for the greater public good.

[@DavidSmith-qw1di]

You'll be safe at home. Why go out? It's dangerous out there. The Government will take care of all of us. They will keep us fed. They will keep us safe. Just trust them. We have all we need? They said so. Just stay home. Stay Home. Stay Safe. STAY HOME. STAY HOME OR DIE! YOU"RE A KILLER IF YOU DON"T. WANT TO BE A KILLER? DIE LIKE YOU SHOULD FOR NOT STAYING HOME!!!!! It will all be over soon!--- Did that sound like you?

[@melvinmathew4171]

"I gotta a toe fungus as well" 😂

[@ReijnSwart]

The saddest things is, every single member of my family is like that

[@jackies1729]

It's human nature. This is mentally tough. 😊

[@firstname405]

I'm sorry you have to put up with that :(

[@russellbanks116]

Stay safe and take care

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@emmy8961 sounds like some kind of denial.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Most of the more absurd restrictions are for these people. It is a little overkill, but if it wasn't, people like this would make it way worse.

[@SaphirBeere]

Did you notice the patient is wearing scrubs, like a reference to all those people giving "medical" advice they are not qualified to give? Great sketch, thanks Julie!

[@litshist]

It’s a patient gown.

[@SaphirBeere]

@@litshist ah, didn't know that, we don't have that here

[@edithoh4543]

SaphirBeere Yeah and the patient was wearing it backwards too. Lol

[@freighttrain7143]

Blue Smock Julie's Positional Awkwardness made me CRY LAUGH

[@trexation]

"I'm the captain now!" caught me off guard. Great!

[@saksham3693]

it would be dope to see a conversation between your patient character and your mirror fairy character.

[@douglasmaclean5836]

:) Julie u are such a talent. btw, discovered by accident, a few nicely timed coughs can solve any social distancing issue. with ur talents, i imagine i could've had that park to myself.

[@Mouzekiller83]

one things for sure. julie's channel is the best thing i have discovered through this pandemic! i love this channel!

[@Jason-ko1tl]

Hey Julie, don’t know if you’ll see this but Ive been working at a grocery store for a few years now and I can’t tell you how relatable this is to how most of us feel. I discovered your channel a few weeks ago and I’ve watched videos like this multiple times a week just to get me through some of the worse days. Everyday, either on break or chilling after work I find a new video of yours in the suggested feed and it’s been one of the few things that I’m always laughing and excited to see something new. Your “two sides of my brain” was another gem. Keep up the good work and keep just being you. You’ve inspired me to actually make the jump and make my own stuff. anyway just wanted to let you know you rock. Take care.

[@user-me7hx7dp6g]

You’re a ray of sunshine in this dark time for the world! 😊

[@TriciaBlack]

"Not a great place to eat spitz" - is a solid line. Loving this channel, thanks for sharing your content!

[@gingercat5996]

AYE! I’m early! Glasses girl is my favourite of your characters, very well acted

[@mjmaccabee7252]

Julie, you are one of the most talented people on KZbin, and I'm often in awe of your brilliance. Great writing, layered portrayals, perfect timing... It's always exciting to see a new Nolke video in my subscriptions box.

[@InteriorDesignHub]

Oh my goodness....are those CBC socks!!! I Love it! Keep up the great videos. Love your work

[@amberstark8469]

My grandpa died in the nursing home, alone because we couldn’t visit him. And he didn’t have Covid. It was heartbreaking.

[@floatingsara]

(Hugs)

[@wwiflyingace6422]

So sorry for your loss. :( {{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}

[@Mtnsunshine]

It's going to be a good day, starting off with a video from Julie. 👍👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼. Thank you! Three minutes later......Brilliant! May I send this to some politicians and wackos with guns in Michigan? 😜

[@pandaplayzgaming5069]

😂 when you ended the rant, and the patient nodded, I also nodded 😂🤣 LMAO RN 😝 Stay safe!

[@philipmassey547]

Thank you. Your pre-March 2020 videos are very good, but the pandemic ones are simply brilliant, intense, personal, and bring me both to tears and laughter. Thank you.

[@arctichordewargaming3550]

Love your channel. Small thing....your humor is awesome because it is subtle. When you swear it takes away the subtlety of it. Keep up the great work.

[@somniavitasunt]

Was expecting "Doc" to pull out a tranquilizer gun, saying: "Now we're playing by my rules!"

[@GrimTimekeeper]

It's a difficult time to do parody when our reality is so absurd!

[@levelzanimations]

Yep, healtless people everywhere, that's our new reality

[@julienolke]

I agree!

[@SYH653]

The Onion has said roughly the same thing.

[@BobStein]

Exactly when parody and ridicule are most needed.

[@icarusflight2396]

@@BobSteinIs ridicule ever "needed"?

[@AEP1170]

I think you expressed Dr. Fauci's and every member of the medical community's inner monologue. You deserve millions of subscribers. So glad I found your channel!

[@daniellen2016]

Yep. they all think they're gods

[@expansionconnection]

THANK YOU!!!! I can't tell you how sick to death I am of hearing people say "I'm so over this", as though it's about them. This is an exercise in accepting that we are NOT in charge of everything folks. When did we get so arrogant??? I want to see my parents too--I can totally relate. But I want them alive :)

[@petershipston8261]

Hi there. Long time viewer, first time commenter. Thanks for all these creative gems. Always a bright spot to my day. And also, those cbc socks are awesome!

[@MallikaKhullar]

This character is awesome, would love to see her again!

[@superdoonz1]

Tom Hanks, I'm the captain now. I might have to "pirate" that one.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

I can bet the nurse was pissed off when she heard that people are injecting themselves with *bleach*

[@rustledjimm5062]

That's a doctor.

[@fourteencrows1244]

Bleach injections do work.. just not the way they intended.

[@firstname405]

Yep, women can be doctors too 😊

[@kbaylor123]

That’s the captain! and the judge, jury, and executioner

[@jakes.4147]

@@rustledjimm5062 No, he's talking about Julie's nurse friend who she based this sketch on.

[@rdabadie]

OMG, I don't know how this video could be more perfect. It makes a point so clearly and with humor I think even the open up people might get it. Thank you for doing this

[@zeeshegross9710]

How have I not found this channel earlier? I mean seriously, you’re so funny, unlike normal channels that do skits, and entertaining. You have definitely gained yourself a new subscriber.

[@ken.the.person]

Julie in May: I think its gonna be over soon Us in 2021: OHHHHH NOT DONE

[@tsjitskek]

Sooooooo, I didn't notice this is not a new video....... It is still very up to date...... 6 months later. Sigh..........

[@CA2SD]

I keep taking naps hoping to wake up to this nightmare! I do not want to hear another “ stay safe, wash your hands, stay strong. “

[@angelajohnson4245]

"Sit your ass down!"... I love when she finally gets assertive!! We need more of that!

[@drbettyschueler3235]

I just adore your videos, Julie. I feel like I'm living in a world gone mad and your videos assure me that it isn't just my perception of modern life--others feel the same way.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Julie should do a crossover with Ryan George. They both do the playing multiple roles at the same time thing, and they're both Canadian, too.

[@Spyblox007]

I thought the same thing! They are both great, it would be super fun to see a double date like thing where they play both couples.

[@levelzanimations]

@@Spyblox007 julie already have a boyfriend

[@Spyblox007]

@@levelzanimations as a skit, not actually 😒

[@aryansoni3029]

We need more women to be as confident as you.

[@wenxusun3226]

Best way to start a quarantine day is by watching a new Julie video haha

[@julienolke]

You're the best!

[@malcolmpatton8875]

5 months later, this video is still completely relevant

[@malcolmpatton8875]

Scratch that, more relevant

[@6ixConfessions]

Love that crazy character. It'd be great to see more of her because we all know someone like her.