It’s 4am. You wake up to this on the TV

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What’s the BIGGEST thing you can think of?

[@neega124]

your

[@sirquagsire971]

A reversible helmet

[@_Jaxos]

My brand new bike

[@mattsmoo58]

Big microwave for when you're cold

[@pbrown7501]

a house for cars

[@TheOneWhoMightBe]

"It's a good, strong zipper." "Has to be." Fucking rolling.

[@hellorandomperson6854]

6k likes and no replies?

[@steeliewheelies]

@@hellorandomperson6854 ppl be too busy to chat these days. Pretty soon we wont even get to reply to each other, comments will just play on an automated feed throughout the video, no scrolling, and you get to leave one by itself if you’re good

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

@@steeliewheelies hello fellow human! Here's your government regulated dopamine shot by proxy of a guised human connection! Check back in 48 hours.

[@j.r1466]

@carchub pretty sure it isnt that deep, this is just a good comment someone made, and people didnt have anything else to add, so they just gave it a like and moved on

[@steeliewheelies]

@@j.r1466 deep? My comment was thought barf, I ain’t here to get all Phil Is Softesticle or anything

[@carolineartley2703]

"But it's...flattering." "Certainly not flattening."

[@Cyburim]

They got the vibe down to a tee🎉😂

[@traviskitteh]

Think you mean to a P. 🍆

[@ericdevey7520]

Comedic timing is on point. "Don't"

[@carolineyuen3247]

I’d love to demonstrate the new easy-glide zipper but I don’t have time 😐

[@SStarry_Days]

@@carolineyuen3247”Jesus”

[@SamFerro]

Can someone explain this pls I wanna laugh at that part so badly. Was he reaching out to touch it or is there something more subtle that I’m not understanding😭

[@godisdead4416]

@@SamFerroThe camera was zooming in while he was describing that part, as these shows usually do, so the other guy said "Don't" to the camera person

[@HeyItsJayIRL]

1:25

[@FishBe11y]

Actually cried laughing when they turned the pants around. The silence from them, the panning camera, and the music just blaring. Cinematic masterpiece.

[@ivy2828]

I CRIEDDDD

[@ivy2828]

when i tell u i cried laughing after each enlargement until the end when i could not breathe so my stomach hurt and my mom got worried and wouldnt let me replay it anymore. i replayed it like 20 times istg😭

[@to_ur_heart]

I love how genuine that silence sounded

[@TheMuddyMilesTrain]

same

[@zoey6088]

Same here!!! Haven't cry-laughed for a loooooog time

[@GoldphishAnimation]

Love that this just starts, because nobody has ever seen the beginning of these, only that they eternally present products for all of existence.

[@Shadowmanisreallycool]

i remember from when i used to stay up until like 4am with the tv on it would usually begin with something along the lines of "the following is a paid presentation for whatever" lol

[@bazingo5610]

@@Shadowmanisreallycool YUP. i only saw them at sleepovers when i woke up before everyone

[@antlerbraum2881]

So accurate

[@svenneumann2816]

I've spent some sick days as a kid watching infomercials with Picture in picture mode while playing halo reach😅 I remember there was one skincare product where they got ALL the moviestars you could think of.

[@isiahs9312]

....I think you may have identified the greatest mystery of our time

[@chasewalden3644]

I'm absolutely convinced they break into a new house, business or property for every skit.

[@MrRedpanda2442]

They broke into my house once!

[@thegooseking818]

@@MrRedpanda2442they were just acting as burglars Just be careful of the single marble

[@ZAWARUD00]

I can confirm, I was the house

[@Royal_Fortune]

It’s actually a little known fact but they stopped doing that after they took over the entire town and had a standoff with the national guard where they ended up winning it for good. Wizard town is thriving these days even though many of the locals fled. Magius makes sure to keep things in order and the boys have all the houses they could want. Gotta make a trip some day

[@AmazingRebel23]

Lou Ratchet moment

[@mjjjermaine]

This feels like an adult swim segment

[@evanminton8315]

It really does!

[@bex6638]

Totally! So nostalgic.

[@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo]

I could imagine it

[@WeaponizedToyCar]

Literally the infomercials lol

[@TommyTippy598]

but better

[@carolineartley2703]

To be fair, 90% of this channel is "It's 4am. You wake up to this on the TV."

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

cue mexico brothers.

[@offtankgaming1310]

Serious late night adult swim energy from these folks

[@madamthulhu7856]

holy crap my like was 666

[@tylerxr]

It is 4 am and I just woke up to this on my TV

[@TogekissMyFroslass]

Big time agree. And I'm here for it.

[@talonkohler3350]

“It’s similar to…..a car” 😂 this is exactly the type of energy and effort I put into answering my kids questions when I’m distracted

[@OctopusOwl]

And the fact that that’s all the explanation you get… it’s so perfect.

[@isiahs9312]

:too freaken early in the morning with too much traffic Daddy Daddy Daddy Yes? What do unicorns eat? .... Daddy? Grass. Grass? Yeah, a unicorn is a horse with a head bone. Horses eat grass therefore unicorns eat grass .... Daddy? Yes? Actually unicorns don't eat grass, actually unicorns aren't real. What do you want from me kid?

[@ctrl_x1770]

​@@isiahs9312 Man that's adorable

[@VenusianLissette]

😂😂😂

[@caliber_v]

It took me three pants to realize what was going on, I just thought the dude on the left was slowly going insane and getting nervous.

[@zytheabsolutenerd75]

same lmao

[@sirllamaiii9708]

Same, took till the one on the back of the pants and I had to rewatch the whole thing lmao

[@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287]

I guess it's just engrained into a lot of people to never really look there. It took me way too long to realize what was wrong.

[@justAutism-jc5uo]

@@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 i think i'm just really high

[@zackswitch9656]

Same, haha cause like this is what my pants look like when wearing them 🥱

[@Queen_Nyxie]

I can only imagine the talk they'll have with their accountant when they go to write all these dils off as a business expense...

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

honestly yeah

[@katzlover321]

@@Wizards_with_Guns that could be a skit itself

[@brugbo613]

They already had them.

[@C.U.N.Tahiti]

@@Wizards_with_Guns please make that skit happen!

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

@@Wizards_with_GunsYour business expenses as a skit would be hilarious!

[@carolineyuen3247]

Two things I didn’t catch the first time: -the reversible helmet gag -the “it comes in teen……that’s the color, not the size!”

[@OneSkillsOfAll]

Explain the reversible helmet, I dont get it

[@V33EX]

​@@OneSkillsOfAllhelmets are solid, they can't be reversible

[@rpcsa8]

@@OneSkillsOfAll “Reversible hats” refer to hats that can be turned inside out to reveal second design and be worn like a normal hat. They’re most commonly applied to bucket hats. For example a normal red bucket hat would be red all around, if you turned it inside out the seams would be shown. A reversible red bucket hat would red on the outside but the inside would be, let’s say, blue. When you turn it inside out the bucket hat turn into a blue bucket hat with no seams showing, and can be worn as if it were normal. The joke here is that bicycle helmets are made of sturdy material, a material which cannot be turned inside out.

[@masonweber9998]

Okay, now is teen a color?

[@speedrublucas1139]

​@@masonweber9998 The joke is about the dick lining on the jeans not being a teen's.

[@benjaminhoward8330]

Apparently this is the particular niche of humor I find funniest, because I laughed hysterically after that first bulge and just kept laughing harder after each one.

[@hogkill64]

harder?

[@twistedblast5253]

👀​@@hogkill64

[@Legendary_Honey]

@hogkill64 Yes. Harder. His laugh began to bulge.

[@LunarDelta]

don't-@@Legendary_Honey

[@javiermelendez1893]

That what she said

[@Nako3]

Did anyone else notice the gigantic... variety of their products?

[@ClintonChelak]

Yes, and the huge drop in prices

[@Tar_Pick_Piano]

⁠@@ClintonChelakI bet they have big, wages

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

Only 12 bucks for a pair of pants is a steal no matter what comes inside them

[@Nako3]

@@sandsunderthetable.6625 I wanted to scream your name but youtube censors it for some reason, so all I can do is just a simple and boring Hi!

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

@@Nako3

[@theo5409]

"I have Zillber premium and I'm never going back" Is such a good line, the delivery was spot on, just barely unsettling.

[@frozentanukii]

I fell asleep with autoplay on and woke up to this. It was an interesting experience having no context.

[@alexandrialee1705]

Did you wake up at 4 am

[@frozentanukii]

@@alexandrialee1705 Nah, like 1 am

[@cameronjournal]

You had the ideal viewing experience

[@liv1522]

adult swim experience

[@onlyone8331]

​@@frozentanukii aw man

[@tomob21]

Them being dressed in Spongebob and Patrick colors HAS to be on purpose

[@TheOobo]

Jesus christ

[@liagamer4265]

More like Patrick and Squidward tbh lol

[@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble]

Now I can't unsee it 🤣🤣🤣

[@jarg8]

Patrick...I get. But sponge is a stretch. Baby Blue and dull tan with yellow are different than yellow and brown with a red tie. Seems more like basic color theory. Those colors tend to go together

[@augustday9483]

👀

[@Biospark286]

I'm pretty sure they got all these clothes from that spider web that had all of Horno's inventory

[@a_d_a_m]

You’re right, I thought they looked like the Trousers of Kielbasa

[@drustan17]

That would explain what happened to the potion of girth, that was in the thumbnail but not in the video

[@Biospark286]

Good catch and a deep cut. Bravo! @@drustan17

[@ninjagetfukt2983]

Finally a clever comment@@drustan17

[@Concerned_Custodian]

​@@drustan17 but that provides no girth and removes length

[@Jellyjamwaffles]

1:31 The little but firm ‘Don’t’ really got me

[@zanebrah]

dude the facts it started right at the end of showcasing an item, the descriptions, half-hearted talk to kill the silence, and unsurity makes it so real

[@-desertpackrat]

The simplicity of opening with the line "and it's completely reversible" while holding a rigid bike helmet 😂 really sets the scene right away.

[@ElectricSlevin]

that green vest-pink shirt combo is fire 🔥

[@connorf6478]

Like a reverse watermelon

[@Headlessgenie]

It does look nice. Trying to visualize it may look better if the pink was the vest and green the shirt. But dunno

[@elliekaufman2775]

Cosmo and Wanda ain’t slick

[@iluvme555]

very spongebob and patrick these two

[@Thewingedscourge]

Very drake mallard

[@pricerowland]

They stuffed so many jokes into this one, really crammed them in to a tight few minutes.

[@notabot5993]

No where else? Just the minutes?

[@VeldoraTheStormDragon]

There is another place.@@notabot5993

[@mandalorianwiththemandarin4339]

Yes, a lot of things crammed in tight in this video

[@icequeen9]

It was just the one joke, but it kept getting bigger

[@Sevrgpro]

@@icequeen9it peaked with the ending tho

[@that_sam_94]

2:03 the pan over and covering 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DeclanWilde10]

my favorite part is before the bit even starts when he goes "oh my god" at 0:12

[@YourFoolishPride]

Yep lmao

[@Anime_Support99]

Same😅

[@BlairCarlyle]

You can tell from Frank's wide eyes that the Zillber is working wonders

[@becky8150]

The set dressing was spectacular in this one even before the um. mannequins were fully shown hahah - really looked like an old infomercial.

[@Dagoth_Ur_Fr]

Got a pair of gloves from these two gents a few weeks back. People just can’t stop staring at my hands!! All fun and gloves until your ass itches

[@darrelllatora5480]

😂😂

[@Badm00nrRising]

Um 🫣🧐 U CAN come out of tha closet now.. it’s safe Biden is president

[@Badm00nrRising]

This is all a terrible fever dream

[@bizmonkey007]

“Delightful cigarette brown” My favorite color

[@MassageandReiki-ee5xg]

I subscribed when he looked right at me and said “oh myyy gooddd” 😂🤣

[@MassageandReiki-ee5xg]

And I liked this video when I saw the dong 👍🏼

[@connorjensen9699]

"it has to be" is such a fantastic line & delivery lmao

[@Saturnlock]

Those pants go hard.

[@RandomGuy-hr8sb]

Great comment

[@Saturnlock]

@@RandomGuy-hr8sb thank you, I'm quite proud of myself.

[@gracewapesa]

amazing comment

[@backprints]

the soft "what is going on" so perfect

[@Aforeman570]

2:25 HELP IM DECEASED

[@creetchres]

0:35 the ᵖˡᵉᵃᵗˢ are on the inside :)

[@High3rThanNASA]

Loooove that. 💅

[@ryxlwyx]

The turnaround at 2:10 was made even better by the first pair of "bike pants" being completely normal in the back

[@Vinnie0801]

The silence from 2:12 speaks volumes, but not as voluminous as the girth of that member LMAO

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

It's a shame that this isn't a real store. Finally a store that dares to show the pants as they are going to be worn. No more guessing about the outline that a girthy member will leave in the pants.

[@jeffery9543]

I could see the "lets focus on the back" punchline from a MILE away, yet the delivery still has me fuckin rollling lmfao

[@Gaeporeon]

I like how they're wearing gloves as if the clothes they're selling were super expensive

[@chem_mong]

the harmonious "wUAAAAOO-" at the sight of THAT SHIRT is marvelous

[@shitpostdog8127]

I’m surprised I didn’t notice what was going on until 1:47

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

Seems like this isn't really new for you then?

[@garygordle5146]

i knew the shirt joke was coming but it still got me, excellent

[@apricotsoup]

The start of it feels like I am falling asleep to this and the words are getting filled in with my dream as they intertwine. Incredible writing

[@Harpy-with-Legs]

It’s so simple yet so aggressive with its punchline.

[@gelusvenn5063]

My favorite parts are when they don't even remotely explain what Zillbur even actually is, and that godawful front pocket. Even the bulge couldn't distract me from how uncomfortable it would be to keep anything in that pocket.

[@GeorgeHarold1]

Cosmo and Wanda hiding in plain sight on Frank's torso. I knew they were real.

[@elivcdxv1852]

frank is an average kid, that no one understands

[@bananajoe8412]

“Hmm, that emacculate clothing can only be the work of FAIRY GOD PARENTS.”

[@jamesclarke5397]

I had to go back, I didn't get the joke until the 3rd pair 😂 Before that it looked like a normal day to me 😅

[@masonwhitehead7203]

Same, I’m really not sure how I missed it

[@LocalSlasher]

Do you mean like this happens to you? If so, which part? Is it a) wearing tight pants? b) possessing a magnum dong? c) being cursed as a mannequin, trapped in a shopping channel studio? d) all of the above?

[@djsaidez271]

@@masonwhitehead7203 I had to watch it all a second time before it hit me

[@zoruasnivy]

I keep noticing new things each watch. It somehow gets funnier each time

[@georgia860]

Right I didn't notice until the last pair of jeans, I don't even know how

[@cb-ev1tz]

The teal green being fucking corporate filtered down to "teen" is hiliarous

[@simpleplan100687]

2:03 It's the little visual gags you guys throw in that really extract the laughs from my belly

[@lucashill7612]

Your channel not having 100x the subscribers is my prime example of exactly what's wrong with the KZbin algorithm

[@GoTeamScotch]

These men should be driving mansions to their yachts

[@jonnnnniej]

The channel has been growing the last year and I'm so happy to see it! These guys definitely really deserve it 🙌

[@ericdevey7520]

Comment to feed the algorithm

[@Mooo105]

They're doing well and continuing to do better and better. I don't see why we have to sour that by shaking our fist at "the KZbin algorithm." If the algorithm was truly failing, these videos would have double digit view counts

[@corvoattano8567]

They were cursed by a wizard sadly

[@revertnormal8529]

2:12 HELP THE VEINS LMAOOO

[@gawainthedane3314]

I've watched this dozens of times and I only just now noticed that the pants come in "Crean"

[@storytimesongs1]

1:28 I heard “front cocket” the first two times I before I realized you actually just said “pocket” 💀

[@zenlikestate96]

"I'd love to demonstrate the new EZ-glide zipper but i don't- -have time"

[@TheBrawlingBrothers]

As someone who works on the QVC broadcasts, I love this. I'm extremely impressed with how almost exact you got the graphics as well. Trust me, I know since I look at them for hours a day every week

[@loganridings2930]

Michael’s delivery at 2:20 feels inspired by Fortin with Will from Tim and Eric

[@Morokei_The_Mad]

I love this commercial, of course I brought every product, no one demonstrates the great boost of charisma a well placed shirt has quite like these guys!

[@kittyscreativecorner]

I love how the presenters are desperately trying to distract from it while the cameraman just ignores them and keeps zooming in 😂

[@stormquake4930]

I didn't even notice why they were acting so odd until the third pair of pants and I honestly think that made the joke hit harder

[@wqqdcraft]

anyone trying to drink their drink during this.. fucking DONT. i just shot coffee out my nose god damn it hahah

[@spittor47]

This may be the hardest I've ever laughed at one of your videos, I needed this lol

[@lerikhkl]

Their other infomercials are also pure gold!

[@timetooffend2469]

0:53 more like Pleasure lining 😏

[@1719Elliott]

2:01 The camera pan 💀

[@miti342]

1:44 It just kept getting bigger and bigger

[@Teh-Penguin]

I love this starts mid-sentence. Perfectly encapsulates waking up to this :D

[@miner11realnofake]

0:33 i like how the guys accent is not accounted for during the visuals of the infomercial so it just thinks he said "crean"

[@mrkitty1997]

Clearance...what the heck do you mean? 🤷‍♂️

[@LlamaNihilist]

this is a masterclass in comedic pacing

[@ayannatheangel]

“Cigarette brown” 💀 😂

[@ghost_nunya]

this video started playing while i was in the other room so i had no clue what the twist was until i walked back in to see 2:26

[@tristancarter5975]

lmao the pants the pants on the back absolutely killed me

[@TheScrubExpress]

This is so stupid and it's probably my favorite skit in a while. Well done.

[@SlavicDedede]

What nice looking gentleman! Surely a young kid living in a small town named Stan Marsh would never call in and tell the nice men to do something drastic.

[@alex.g7317]

What does South Park have to do with this?

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

I'm confused about the reference, I don't keep up with south park.

[@shplorf1977]

​@@alex.g7317Stan told telemarketers to kill themselves. And they actually did! How wholesome

[@alex.g7317]

@@shplorf1977 lol.

[@TheJanitorIsIn]

Where the fuck is a small town named Stan Marsh?

[@sweetbrown89]

I love how progressively chaotic this got without them even changing their tone

[@mortbobeus6889]

My friend randomly sent this to me while I was half asleep. I have never felt so lobotomized in my life.

[@DeathlyTombstone]

Still gotta be one of the best skit makers on YT

[@draxiss1577]

The more times I watch this, the better it gets. There's always some new detail that causes me to double-take. You stuffed this to the brim.

[@pusheenfever]

0:42 NAH GOOD BYE IT TOOK ME A WHOLE 10 SECONDS TO NOTICE

[@Banannaed]

SAME, IM SLOW AF

[@johnking975]

I laughed my ass off when they turned it around! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@roxycocksey]

As someone who works for the real life version of this channel, I’m showing this to my coworkers tomorrow when I go in hahahaha

[@LeftyPencil]

Did you survive

[@roxycocksey]

@ I did survive! Lol luckily everyone has a good sense of humor.

[@Layintosum]

this is the best recommendation youtube has ever given me

[@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans]

I need a day in the life of whoever does their props

[@diafish]

The more often you watch it, the funnier it gets!

[@ajcuestawhs]

Fully convinced some guy made these mannequins on his last day on the job and now the show hosts have to work with what they got lol

[@steeliewheelies]

The delivery from both characters of this entire video are so incredibly good, i dont know if could have been done better by anyone else

[@paineoftheworld]

Your acting chops are amazing! Putting everything in in post...amazing work.

[@scopilio13]

the juxtaposition of the sheer blatantness of the joke and the subtle response is fantastic. like, this was masterfully crafted! upon each subsequent viewing more and more of the depth of this sketch is revealed. who know a simple dick joke could be so artfull.

[@junjiito337]

The shirt at the end pushed me over the edge

[@andrewbyrdful]

Rewatching this after the financial advisor sketch and picked up on Zillber. The continuity in your videos is incredible.

[@cozygung]

The small details in this video. The transition from the fake "Woooow" to the silent "phew wow.... oh my goodness". It's so funny.

[@greenberry699]

ive been waiting for some good teen sized, teen colored, front pocketed pants with a built in belt! ill take 20!

[@aprilflynn]

Make sure to get the ones with the pleats on the inside

[@Skimeric]

Your skits are written and performed EXTREMELY well, and I adore them. I never thought id actually rofl

[@11561tammys]

Cosmo and Wanda thought they were being slick

[@Me-wx1mt]

franks face when he mouths “sony” is killing me

[@yoyohayli]

I'm at work, never having seen these men before in my life, trying desperately not to squeak with laughter

[@anotheraggieburneraccount]

This is legitimately the hardest ive laughed in ages

[@defvent]

There is great comedic quality in subtlety. You guys are amazing, i hope you know that

[@coldhazzard]

There's so many details in this sketch and they all hit

[@PTFSMSFSBUTTER]

One time I actually woke up to this. I thought I had teleported to a new reality.

[@AmyB369]

I keep watching it hoping I will

[@user-of7fd3xh9k]

Thank you for the laughter