What other useless items do you think Horno should have in stock?
@Average_Communist Жыл бұрын
Ring of invisibility but your only invisible when no one is looking.
@chrisj3938 Жыл бұрын
- a knife that glows in the dark and has a compass in the hilt - a sword that doesn't injure you, but instead gives its victims erectile dysfunction - a rock with a big spike on it
@zasarch8730 Жыл бұрын
A broken Minecraft watch nothing special about it is just broken watch
@NixNack Жыл бұрын
The severed hand of grogrofitch, welder of the frost region. touching it to any object makes that object uncomfortably cold.
@aidsdoh8286 Жыл бұрын
The whip of getting whipped.
@Crystal_Remorhaz Жыл бұрын
I like the detail that he only says "dirty gnome" after deliberately placing the pen down, implying that the pen had no effect on what he said after that point.
@asagoldsmith332810 ай бұрын
Or the effect is permanent
@hak11111119 ай бұрын
It's just a regular pen. He just uses it to declare his belief in hope that there will be no consequences
@Azrage8 ай бұрын
He does sell a suspiciously high amount of gnome-skin products.
@Dead2you7 ай бұрын
he also found the bottle IN the genie lmfao.
@oprescue9994 ай бұрын
he's just saying what we're all thinking
@jmaz333 Жыл бұрын
You actually put down the potion of delayed sneezing at the start of the video, the level of detail is immaculate.
@ananass803010 ай бұрын
Just checked, it's true😅
@ryxlwyx Жыл бұрын
For a second there when the sword was introduced I was worried there would be an actually useful product
@doozy5184 Жыл бұрын
I mean, if the sword's properties work while it's a fork, you'd have a fork that could both be used as a weapon and a terrifying way to eat food.
@bugzilla318 Жыл бұрын
@@doozy5184Divine smite the vegetables.
@MrRedpanda2442 Жыл бұрын
So you are saying the Obamanomicon is not useful?!?
@PresidentMystry Жыл бұрын
@@bugzilla318or your tongue…
@wrathofainz Жыл бұрын
It _was_ useful...
@yesitsreallyOtter Жыл бұрын
The Clock'o'lantern honestly is something I would enjoy having. Like, it wouldn't be USEFUL, but I'd still enjoy it
@KoolWithAQ Жыл бұрын
I'd love a "You're late for work" at 3 AM
@CrizzyEyes Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of the Sheikah Stones from Zelda. Except even more useless
@unOrigiNik Жыл бұрын
I think just once it should have said the exact time stamp the video was at
@BeguillingMirage Жыл бұрын
Joy bringing is certainly a use 😁
@xaius4348 Жыл бұрын
When I checked the web earlier I think I saw a gnome or dwarf running off with it
@theaveragebluejay Жыл бұрын
The immediate checking for the boomerang of suspenseful return and the second check shortly after absolutely sent me.
@2percentright Жыл бұрын
"Boomerang time!"
@X-SPONGED Жыл бұрын
Great Shield of Piercing -pierces through your enemies -pierces through your enemies' equipment -pierces through your own hand -pierces through anything when given the slightest amount of force (it's falling to the center of the earth as we speak) Retail Value: 20 assorted korh'lor fruits WSN Value: One Rupee
@xiimooniixmoon298811 ай бұрын
🤣
@idontwantahandlethough8 ай бұрын
isn't that basically just a lightsaber?
@ch-ev5ee8 ай бұрын
@@idontwantahandlethough no it's a shield!? Cant you read?!
@vardamir0397Ай бұрын
not available for delivery, pick up only...
@andrewcabrera505 Жыл бұрын
The scabbard had me feeling genuine pain
@LoyaltotheNightsky Жыл бұрын
I was very hurt
@velfaern17167 ай бұрын
I definitely took some kind of damage I’m just unsure what kind still or where
@CarmeloPiccione Жыл бұрын
Love the on-going gag of Horno accidentally (or stupidly on purpose) trying out the magic items, especially the ones that foreshadow tragic but comedic outcomes.
@razortongue9000 Жыл бұрын
The amnesia potion and the delayed sneeze was great 😆
@Protanly Жыл бұрын
That clearly wasn’t the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. It was clearly the Boomerang of Deceit which tricks you into thinking it’s the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return will clearly return in the next episode when we least expect it.
@PajamaPantsStudios Жыл бұрын
It was suspenseful, but not surprising. The boomerang of surprising return would show up next video
@bobvella7228 Жыл бұрын
but you expected it, it should return in the first episode, which i do not remember very well.
@Tomattoism Жыл бұрын
Clearly
@Protanly Жыл бұрын
@@Tomattoism Sorry my guy. I was 4 potions of clearsight deep when I wrote that.
@Tomattoism Жыл бұрын
@@Protanly thanks for the clarification
@ThePyrosirys7 ай бұрын
I really hope horno's is a permanent installment on this channel. I gotta see this guy at least once a year.
@Wizards_with_Guns7 ай бұрын
Next sketch is a new installment!
@MidlifeCrisisJoe Жыл бұрын
This is the best sketch series for anyone who’s ever had a regular tabletop group and wondered what happens to all the random magic items you’ve picked up over the years and sold off to fund your barony or whatever. I have to imagine that’s how Horno generally comes by his stock. Well that, or dead adventurer estate sales.
@yao99 Жыл бұрын
This might be my new favorite series of sketches
@digitalzomb Жыл бұрын
It's truly an endless series of creative hilarity
@THEFRISKIESTDINGO8 ай бұрын
Indeed I hope they keep these coming they’ve got such great joke density
@Zman14888 Жыл бұрын
The Boomerang of Suspensful Return is such a brilliant idea that I absolutely have to steal it for my campaign.
@nugget36878 ай бұрын
Wait until they forget about it in a few sessions and have it come back during the worst possible moment in combat
@negative64426 ай бұрын
The boomerang returns 1d3 sessions later when you least expect it, automatically crits the person who threw it
@adamb58116 ай бұрын
I plan on having it break through a window and knock down a lot of glass furniture during a stealth mission xD
@sketchycat62234 ай бұрын
@@negative6442I don’t know if it’s funnier for the boomerang to hit the player who threw it, or for it to hit a completely different party member lol
@negative64424 ай бұрын
@@sketchycat6223 Gotta roll a 1dX to see who it hits lol
@biasedactions Жыл бұрын
I'm loving the return of some of my absolute favorite sketches from the Wizards! Thank you for returning to some classic characters while still keeping that Wizards charm.
@joaquinillo_ Жыл бұрын
wait there's more of these?
@bungusbongus11 ай бұрын
@@joaquinillo_yea there's a playlist linked at the end of the video
@zerodark3505 Жыл бұрын
Notice how he rubs the potion of delayed sneezing on his hands at 0:05
@dementodoc Жыл бұрын
IMMEDIATE grin on my face when I saw the thumbnail, this is like my favorite series you guys have made. I've made "The New Orc Times" an actual company in my 5E world because you all, and the magic items are always fun to implement if I feel like bullying my party. The boomerang of suspenseful return will definitely be making its way into my campaign soon.
@yureiotakughost9464 Жыл бұрын
the fact he continues with the gnome racism right AFTER putting the feather down lmao
@thatrandomweeb7804 Жыл бұрын
The scabbard of fine dining would actually make a great defensive tool. Assuming you have the agility and dexterity to utilize it properly.
@stephenbachman132 Жыл бұрын
Stop right there criminal scum. "What..... A fork?..... What have you done in the name of Skyrim"... What do you mean that makes no sense, whats in the name of Earth sounds ridiculous."
@burgerkingas70276 ай бұрын
Reverse pickpocket BiS
@lint3506 Жыл бұрын
I love the completely unnecessary detail of him just putting down the potion of delayed sneezing as the video starts
@erikm8373 Жыл бұрын
I threw one of those suspensful boomerangs once. Still living in fear.
@christopherharsch4352Ай бұрын
You just have to stop loving in fear mate. Granted, that's when it'll get you, but hey, once it gets you, it can't get you anymore
@ICircuit64 Жыл бұрын
Yes! I thought Horno wouldn't return but my assumption had no foundation after all. As a fantasy enjoyer, i absolutely adore this series. Thank you, Wizards, for your brilliant comedy!
@MrRedpanda2442 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@jackskudlarek3138 Жыл бұрын
I hope you guys never stop making these videos. There's just SO MANY good dnd ideas in here. If I ever get a group together I'm 100% making this salesman a character. The players will have enough for a singular low end actual magic item, or they can stop by the park for the crazy wizard and his cart.
@thepolarphantasm2319 Жыл бұрын
I have had the idea for a while to use an AI of Dennis Prager's voice as "Denny Prager, Conservative DM" It should have Morrowind amounts of racism in it but actual real world racism used in even dumber ways than any elder scrolls game could hope to*! And lots of weird diatribes about non-racist things as well, but yeah Idk why Prager feels like the guy for this role in my head but he gives me worst case scenario Zordon from power rangers vibes and I gotta use em lol (* - This is not a challenge or a dare or anything, Todd... if you're reading this, please don't feel a need to display the true power of Bethesda Game Studios)
@kheranzu2000 Жыл бұрын
I am filled with childlike whimsy at the notion of this becoming a long-running series. And by the way I love that there's some actual mythology in here with the potion of amnesia being from the river Lethe.
@lerikhkl11 ай бұрын
I also love that the delayed sneezing potion contains gesuntite ore
@atticusdodd6814 Жыл бұрын
He definitely sells snake oil to make any of your pets 10% longer.
@Brainatrain Жыл бұрын
i'll have this playing on a crystal ball in the tavern, thanks for the deals, guys!
@nechologan1065 Жыл бұрын
need the 24/7 live stream of this
@shawnferguson5681 Жыл бұрын
Of all the esoteric items featured, the one I find most mysterious was what appeared to be a grimoire or magical tome titled “Joey” that was tapped about 2:36. It must have some amnestic properties because I don’t remember any character like that in any show about companions ever. Good show!
@LethalDose161 Жыл бұрын
Level 3 staff would honestly be interesting for non magic or low magic casters. ANY level 3 spells can be used while using the staff.
@xaius4348 Жыл бұрын
If it can cast ANY level 3, its gotta be able to cast at least one or two level 4 spells, right?
@crispymax Жыл бұрын
@@xaius4348no.
@baron_bokchoy167 Жыл бұрын
*fireball intensifies*
@erueka6 Жыл бұрын
So could you cheat and use level it to get level two magic as a scrub or non caster interesting.
@dynad00d157 ай бұрын
Wait.. Fireball is a level 3 spell, isnt it?
@classica1fungus Жыл бұрын
This is fucking BRILLIANT, probably my fav series by you guys Edit: the potion of amnesia had me rolling
@PlayerN101 Жыл бұрын
The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. What a classic. Don't throw it.
@chrisj3938 Жыл бұрын
man you guys keep revisiting your greatest hits and i'm here for it
@branzinofish3641 Жыл бұрын
Boomerang of suspenseful return was a master wizard level bit
@ouch-uq9pw Жыл бұрын
Though the sword has been turned into a spork It is still the same material therefore the exorcising effects should still work, its just in a weird shape:)
@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy Жыл бұрын
Couldn't hurt to give it a try. It's just 0.89 after all. 😚
@leizero Жыл бұрын
Maybe, but I doubt any swordsman would use it in battle.
@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy Жыл бұрын
@@leizero I'm not a swordsman, so I'll do it. It grants immunity to fear anyways. - What could go wrong?
@no1important777 Жыл бұрын
Eat the ghosts they’re 0 calories
@bens1cultist405 Жыл бұрын
He continues to look more like a vampire
@StanSays Жыл бұрын
The sneeze bit was priceless!
@Mockthenerd Жыл бұрын
The quality of these are amazing.
@thescatologistcopromancer39367 ай бұрын
I felt that peek coming after the first "moving on" and it still killed me. Perfect
@TreyC68 Жыл бұрын
Disclaimer:Horno is not responsible for any injuries caused by cursed items
@HansLemurson Жыл бұрын
Or curses caused by injured items!
@jazeenharal6013 Жыл бұрын
These are my absolute favorite skits. Love you goofy bastards 😂
@Biospark286 Жыл бұрын
Bro. I could watch Horno's Hole 24/7
@LSparkzwz Жыл бұрын
Man I love the worldbuilding for these sketches, they're my favorite
@zerodark3505 Жыл бұрын
Horno’s Magic Item Hole brightens my day
@HesGotaGun505 Жыл бұрын
I love these sketches and I could watch countless more like it.
@MrRasta3600 Жыл бұрын
The boomerang gag had me in stitches.😂
@common-peasant Жыл бұрын
@3:10 this boomerang starting to give me anxiety with its suspense.
@microaggressions Жыл бұрын
This is literally the only thing that I would watch all day and all night long
@bladekick6405 Жыл бұрын
Never dissapoints. Awesome real laughs. Thanks guys
@merlinkater7756 Жыл бұрын
The fork scabbard is legit very funny 😆
@beerskiproductions38688 ай бұрын
0:43 I have that exact pipe from Amazon, wasn't safe to smoke out of and now it's just a decoration
@AlstanberyАй бұрын
Aw man, what was wrong with it? Cuz it looks cool.
@HEYimHeroic Жыл бұрын
yes!!!! i've been looking forward to a followup of this series!!! :D
@mindeyez314 Жыл бұрын
We need the most honarable wizards content
@michyoung77 Жыл бұрын
I was REALLY hoping for another installment of this series.
@TheCraftedCreepers95 Жыл бұрын
please never stop making these
@loragex Жыл бұрын
Horno's Hole sketches are my absolute favorite. I love seeing people talk nonchalantly about magic items and their insane level of danger.
@dumbLIKEaMOOSEz Жыл бұрын
Dude, I like most of your videos, but this series is by far my favorite. Such a great and original idea; keep them coming!
@Wizards_with_Guns Жыл бұрын
We will try our best!!
@geekparkingonly2802 Жыл бұрын
My favorite series! Thanks!!
@Officer_duh Жыл бұрын
That “hmm” in the credits was hilarious.
@BenjaminRegen9 ай бұрын
He just has the perfect tone of distaste😂
@TheFoxStalksHisPrey Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite returning skit by far.
@Scarfy101 Жыл бұрын
so glad he started for people who were just tuning in (i was unable to make it to the beginning of the broadcast this saturday at 9:00AM EST due to an unforgettable luncheon) also i love these products and how they make fun of actual rpg pro/con magic items, the boomerang of suspenseful return was bloody hilarious oh my god i love how the pumpkin only started working once he touched it, not only that but how every single joke stacks upon itself to multiply the boomerang. you guys are still some of the best comedic writers i've ever seen on youtube, i hope one day you can get your own show or something, this is fantastic.
@cabbage2329 Жыл бұрын
YES!!! I've been wanting more of this series! I'm so glad to see it's back! Keep up the great work, you guys!
@JeremyBosick Жыл бұрын
Need more of these skits in my life
@borgyborg9399 Жыл бұрын
that potion of delayed sneezing was so good 😭
@scarr009 Жыл бұрын
That outtake was too much 😂
@crustfirstfilms Жыл бұрын
YOOOO Wizards! I just wanna say how much you inspire and make me and my friends laugh. Never Stop Making
@ShockedTaiLung Жыл бұрын
This is so creative would love to incorporate something similar in a D&D campaign
@onetrickgirl Жыл бұрын
Whenever I go to my grandparents house, they are always watching this. I just hope they don't buy anything from it. These all look like scam magic items
@nobodycares5673 Жыл бұрын
This was probably my favorite iteration of this series
@NixNack Жыл бұрын
Holy magic buttholes I love this series
@Kohl293 Жыл бұрын
I was looking out for the boomerang the entire video, and it was still unexpected
@pixels_and_plants Жыл бұрын
Nothing can beat a WWG skit. 😎
@operatorwarlock10 ай бұрын
Please more of these I die laughing everytime
@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy Жыл бұрын
Horno's Hole always gets a few laughs out of me. 😂
@evanisnor8697 Жыл бұрын
A+ comedy sketch. That boomerang gag was ace 😆🪃
@cheapshotfishing9239 Жыл бұрын
Michael looks to be enjoying his special cocktail in this one
@skalty98683 ай бұрын
The “dirty gnome” line coming immediately after dropping the quill was such a good bit
@cyborgbob1017 Жыл бұрын
I knew that boomerang was setup from the beginning yet it returned at the perfect time and it was still a complete surprise! Well done guys!
@saffronia2992 Жыл бұрын
The quill part was clever!😂
@soundrogue447210 ай бұрын
4:09 that item would be useful for turning damaged/ useless blades into fine dining items so a rusty sword? Boom! Fine dining!
@sirkraken5140 Жыл бұрын
I really love these skits. Please keep making them... please!!!!
@stabngab Жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope this series never ends, you guys are so hilarious 💜🧙♂🔫
@jakesorenson6152 Жыл бұрын
This guy is a better actor than 75% of netflix roles
@Milkex Жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my favorite recurring sketches! Amazing how y'all come up with such funny shit every single time
@aruspex24310 ай бұрын
THE BOOMERANG OF SUSPENSEFUL RETURN brilliant lmao
@danterodriguez03 Жыл бұрын
Horno's magic item hole has to be one of my favorite series
@richardpupo1676 Жыл бұрын
the scabbard was too funny!
@quazillionaire Жыл бұрын
This is a high contender for my favorite sketch series, excellent work!
@FrizzlenillCAN Жыл бұрын
So glad to see this series come back
@bestusernameever65185 ай бұрын
Rewatched this so many times and finally noticed he puts down the potion of delayed sneezing at the start
@Naija_Ninja9 ай бұрын
The subversion of expectations at the draught of amnesia segment was gold 10/10
@BasilBrainstrom Жыл бұрын
This is the best character on the entire channel.
@beafraidofinsectattack5 ай бұрын
This episode is fking amazing. Not only is it nostalgic, but it's genuinely funny and entertaining. Everybody also likes catalogs, so creature lists, item lists, and other such are pretty nice to watch
@mannypardoacedetective856 Жыл бұрын
This is some of your best work
@briancook4862 Жыл бұрын
Joint went nicely with this video, could not stop laughing, great job!
@JacqBennett-gm4cu Жыл бұрын
Love to see the the return of the superb series in such short time! ❤
@calebb.9751 Жыл бұрын
I can not express how much I would love a full series of these! I've rewatched these so many times!
@TWPO Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but every time I purchase a bottle of amnesia it's always empty.
@justincarter857511 ай бұрын
This needs to be a series 🙏 plus him pointing to the Joey DVD and saying "that's rare" was awesome 😂
@AAAAAA-613 Жыл бұрын
I think this is tied with G is For Jesus for my favorite ongoing series you guys make!
@HaveYouHeardOfManedWolves Жыл бұрын
I can't believe the boomerang of suspenseful return returned how and when I most expected it