The Most USELESS Magic Items in Your Inventory

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What other useless items do you think Horno should have in stock?

[@Average_Communist]

Ring of invisibility but your only invisible when no one is looking.

[@chrisj3938]

- a knife that glows in the dark and has a compass in the hilt - a sword that doesn't injure you, but instead gives its victims erectile dysfunction - a rock with a big spike on it

[@zasarch8730]

A broken Minecraft watch nothing special about it is just broken watch

[@NixNack]

The severed hand of grogrofitch, welder of the frost region. touching it to any object makes that object uncomfortably cold.

[@aidsdoh8286]

The whip of getting whipped.

[@Crystal_Remorhaz]

I like the detail that he only says "dirty gnome" after deliberately placing the pen down, implying that the pen had no effect on what he said after that point.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Or the effect is permanent

[@hak1111111]

It's just a regular pen. He just uses it to declare his belief in hope that there will be no consequences

[@Azrage]

He does sell a suspiciously high amount of gnome-skin products.

[@Dead2you]

he also found the bottle IN the genie lmfao.

[@oprescue999]

he's just saying what we're all thinking

[@ryxlwyx]

For a second there when the sword was introduced I was worried there would be an actually useful product

[@doozy5184]

I mean, if the sword's properties work while it's a fork, you'd have a fork that could both be used as a weapon and a terrifying way to eat food.

[@bugzilla318]

@@doozy5184Divine smite the vegetables.

[@MrRedpanda2442]

So you are saying the Obamanomicon is not useful?!?

[@PresidentMystry]

@@bugzilla318or your tongue…

[@wrathofainz]

It _was_ useful...

[@jmaz333]

You actually put down the potion of delayed sneezing at the start of the video, the level of detail is immaculate.

[@ananass8030]

Just checked, it's true😅

[@yesitsreallyOtter]

The Clock'o'lantern honestly is something I would enjoy having. Like, it wouldn't be USEFUL, but I'd still enjoy it

[@KoolWithAQ]

I'd love a "You're late for work" at 3 AM

[@CrizzyEyes]

It reminds me of the Sheikah Stones from Zelda. Except even more useless

[@unOrigiNik]

I think just once it should have said the exact time stamp the video was at

[@BeguillingMirage]

Joy bringing is certainly a use 😁

[@xaius4348]

When I checked the web earlier I think I saw a gnome or dwarf running off with it

[@ThePyrosirys]

I really hope horno's is a permanent installment on this channel. I gotta see this guy at least once a year.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Next sketch is a new installment!

[@andrewcabrera505]

The scabbard had me feeling genuine pain

[@LoyaltotheNightsky]

I was very hurt

[@velfaern1716]

I definitely took some kind of damage I’m just unsure what kind still or where

[@theaveragebluejay]

The immediate checking for the boomerang of suspenseful return and the second check shortly after absolutely sent me.

[@2percentright]

"Boomerang time!"

[@CarmeloPiccione]

Love the on-going gag of Horno accidentally (or stupidly on purpose) trying out the magic items, especially the ones that foreshadow tragic but comedic outcomes.

[@razortongue9000]

The amnesia potion and the delayed sneeze was great 😆

[@Protanly]

That clearly wasn’t the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. It was clearly the Boomerang of Deceit which tricks you into thinking it’s the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return will clearly return in the next episode when we least expect it.

[@PajamaPantsStudios]

It was suspenseful, but not surprising. The boomerang of surprising return would show up next video

[@bobvella7228]

but you expected it, it should return in the first episode, which i do not remember very well.

[@Tomattoism]

Clearly

[@Protanly]

@@Tomattoism Sorry my guy. I was 4 potions of clearsight deep when I wrote that.

[@Tomattoism]

@@Protanly thanks for the clarification

[@X-SPONGED]

Great Shield of Piercing -pierces through your enemies -pierces through your enemies' equipment -pierces through your own hand -pierces through anything when given the slightest amount of force (it's falling to the center of the earth as we speak) Retail Value: 20 assorted korh'lor fruits WSN Value: One Rupee

[@xiimooniixmoon2988]

🤣

[@idontwantahandlethough]

isn't that basically just a lightsaber?

[@ch-ev5ee]

​@@idontwantahandlethough no it's a shield!? Cant you read?!

[@vardamir0397]

not available for delivery, pick up only...

[@Zman14888]

The Boomerang of Suspensful Return is such a brilliant idea that I absolutely have to steal it for my campaign.

[@nugget3687]

Wait until they forget about it in a few sessions and have it come back during the worst possible moment in combat

[@negative6442]

The boomerang returns 1d3 sessions later when you least expect it, automatically crits the person who threw it

[@adamb5811]

I plan on having it break through a window and knock down a lot of glass furniture during a stealth mission xD

[@sketchycat6223]

@@negative6442I don’t know if it’s funnier for the boomerang to hit the player who threw it, or for it to hit a completely different party member lol

[@negative6442]

@@sketchycat6223 Gotta roll a 1dX to see who it hits lol

[@zerodark3505]

Notice how he rubs the potion of delayed sneezing on his hands at 0:05

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

This is the best sketch series for anyone who’s ever had a regular tabletop group and wondered what happens to all the random magic items you’ve picked up over the years and sold off to fund your barony or whatever. I have to imagine that’s how Horno generally comes by his stock. Well that, or dead adventurer estate sales.

[@yureiotakughost9464]

the fact he continues with the gnome racism right AFTER putting the feather down lmao

[@yao99]

This might be my new favorite series of sketches

[@digitalzomb]

It's truly an endless series of creative hilarity

[@THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

Indeed I hope they keep these coming they’ve got such great joke density

[@lint3506]

I love the completely unnecessary detail of him just putting down the potion of delayed sneezing as the video starts

[@biasedactions]

I'm loving the return of some of my absolute favorite sketches from the Wizards! Thank you for returning to some classic characters while still keeping that Wizards charm.

[@joaquinillo_]

wait there's more of these?

[@bungusbongus]

​@@joaquinillo_yea there's a playlist linked at the end of the video

[@thatrandomweeb7804]

The scabbard of fine dining would actually make a great defensive tool. Assuming you have the agility and dexterity to utilize it properly.

[@stephenbachman132]

Stop right there criminal scum. "What..... A fork?..... What have you done in the name of Skyrim"... What do you mean that makes no sense, whats in the name of Earth sounds ridiculous."

[@burgerkingas7027]

Reverse pickpocket BiS

[@dementodoc]

IMMEDIATE grin on my face when I saw the thumbnail, this is like my favorite series you guys have made. I've made "The New Orc Times" an actual company in my 5E world because you all, and the magic items are always fun to implement if I feel like bullying my party. The boomerang of suspenseful return will definitely be making its way into my campaign soon.

[@erikm8373]

I threw one of those suspensful boomerangs once. Still living in fear.

[@christopherharsch4352]

You just have to stop loving in fear mate. Granted, that's when it'll get you, but hey, once it gets you, it can't get you anymore

[@ICircuit64]

Yes! I thought Horno wouldn't return but my assumption had no foundation after all. As a fantasy enjoyer, i absolutely adore this series. Thank you, Wizards, for your brilliant comedy!

[@MrRedpanda2442]

I love these videos

[@atticusdodd6814]

He definitely sells snake oil to make any of your pets 10% longer.

[@kheranzu2000]

I am filled with childlike whimsy at the notion of this becoming a long-running series. And by the way I love that there's some actual mythology in here with the potion of amnesia being from the river Lethe.

[@lerikhkl]

I also love that the delayed sneezing potion contains gesuntite ore

[@nechologan1065]

need the 24/7 live stream of this

[@branzinofish3641]

Boomerang of suspenseful return was a master wizard level bit

[@PlayerN101]

The Boomerang of Suspenseful Return. What a classic. Don't throw it.

[@jackskudlarek3138]

I hope you guys never stop making these videos. There's just SO MANY good dnd ideas in here. If I ever get a group together I'm 100% making this salesman a character. The players will have enough for a singular low end actual magic item, or they can stop by the park for the crazy wizard and his cart.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

I have had the idea for a while to use an AI of Dennis Prager's voice as "Denny Prager, Conservative DM" It should have Morrowind amounts of racism in it but actual real world racism used in even dumber ways than any elder scrolls game could hope to*! And lots of weird diatribes about non-racist things as well, but yeah Idk why Prager feels like the guy for this role in my head but he gives me worst case scenario Zordon from power rangers vibes and I gotta use em lol (* - This is not a challenge or a dare or anything, Todd... if you're reading this, please don't feel a need to display the true power of Bethesda Game Studios)

[@classica1fungus]

This is fucking BRILLIANT, probably my fav series by you guys Edit: the potion of amnesia had me rolling

[@shawnferguson5681]

Of all the esoteric items featured, the one I find most mysterious was what appeared to be a grimoire or magical tome titled “Joey” that was tapped about 2:36. It must have some amnestic properties because I don’t remember any character like that in any show about companions ever. Good show!

[@chrisj3938]

man you guys keep revisiting your greatest hits and i'm here for it

[@LethalDose161]

Level 3 staff would honestly be interesting for non magic or low magic casters. ANY level 3 spells can be used while using the staff.

[@xaius4348]

If it can cast ANY level 3, its gotta be able to cast at least one or two level 4 spells, right?

[@crispymax]

@@xaius4348no.

[@baron_bokchoy167]

*fireball intensifies*

[@erueka6]

So could you cheat and use level it to get level two magic as a scrub or non caster interesting.

[@dynad00d15]

Wait.. Fireball is a level 3 spell, isnt it?

[@bens1cultist405]

He continues to look more like a vampire

[@StanSays]

The sneeze bit was priceless!

[@ouch-uq9pw]

Though the sword has been turned into a spork It is still the same material therefore the exorcising effects should still work, its just in a weird shape:)

[@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy]

Couldn't hurt to give it a try. It's just 0.89 after all. 😚

[@leizero]

Maybe, but I doubt any swordsman would use it in battle.

[@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy]

@@leizero I'm not a swordsman, so I'll do it. It grants immunity to fear anyways. - What could go wrong?

[@no1important777]

Eat the ghosts they’re 0 calories

[@Biospark286]

Bro. I could watch Horno's Hole 24/7

[@common-peasant]

@3:10 this boomerang starting to give me anxiety with its suspense.

[@thescatologistcopromancer3936]

I felt that peek coming after the first "moving on" and it still killed me. Perfect

[@LSparkzwz]

Man I love the worldbuilding for these sketches, they're my favorite

[@Kohl293]

I was looking out for the boomerang the entire video, and it was still unexpected

[@zerodark3505]

Horno’s Magic Item Hole brightens my day

[@microaggressions]

This is literally the only thing that I would watch all day and all night long

[@mindeyez314]

We need the most honarable wizards content

[@loragex]

Horno's Hole sketches are my absolute favorite. I love seeing people talk nonchalantly about magic items and their insane level of danger.

[@MrRasta3600]

The boomerang gag had me in stitches.😂

[@Mockthenerd]

The quality of these are amazing.

[@bestusernameever6518]

Rewatched this so many times and finally noticed he puts down the potion of delayed sneezing at the start

[@Brainatrain]

i'll have this playing on a crystal ball in the tavern, thanks for the deals, guys!

[@TheFoxStalksHisPrey]

This is my favorite returning skit by far.

[@TreyC68]

Disclaimer:Horno is not responsible for any injuries caused by cursed items

[@HansLemurson]

Or curses caused by injured items!

[@borgyborg9399]

that potion of delayed sneezing was so good 😭

[@merlinkater7756]

The fork scabbard is legit very funny 😆

[@scarr009]

That outtake was too much 😂

[@beerskiproductions3868]

0:43 I have that exact pipe from Amazon, wasn't safe to smoke out of and now it's just a decoration

[@Alstanbery]

Aw man, what was wrong with it? Cuz it looks cool.

[@jazeenharal6013]

These are my absolute favorite skits. Love you goofy bastards 😂

[@chrimptos]

This was probably my favorite iteration of this series

[@TheCraftedCreepers95]

please never stop making these

[@Naija_Ninja]

The subversion of expectations at the draught of amnesia segment was gold 10/10

[@danterodriguez03]

Horno's magic item hole has to be one of my favorite series

[@exzyyd392]

You bring up Skeent one more time and I'm gonna have to write up all the WwG lore

[@NixNack]

Holy magic buttholes I love this series

[@Officer_duh]

That “hmm” in the credits was hilarious.

[@BenjaminRegen]

He just has the perfect tone of distaste😂

[@ShockedTaiLung]

This is so creative would love to incorporate something similar in a D&D campaign

[@skalty9868]

The “dirty gnome” line coming immediately after dropping the quill was such a good bit

[@pixels_and_plants]

Nothing can beat a WWG skit. 😎

[@jakesorenson6152]

This guy is a better actor than 75% of netflix roles

[@PrussianGuy0517]

I need these trinkets and doodads

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

Michael looks to be enjoying his special cocktail in this one

[@bladekick6405]

Never dissapoints. Awesome real laughs. Thanks guys

[@Jeefwee]

It's criminal that there aren't any more of these.

[@BasilBrainstrom]

This is the best character on the entire channel.

[@smileyp4535]

"A bell that's never been rung" / "virgin bell" is an amazing fantasy sounding item, props to whoever came up with that 😂😂😂

[@Scarfy101]

so glad he started for people who were just tuning in (i was unable to make it to the beginning of the broadcast this saturday at 9:00AM EST due to an unforgettable luncheon) also i love these products and how they make fun of actual rpg pro/con magic items, the boomerang of suspenseful return was bloody hilarious oh my god i love how the pumpkin only started working once he touched it, not only that but how every single joke stacks upon itself to multiply the boomerang. you guys are still some of the best comedic writers i've ever seen on youtube, i hope one day you can get your own show or something, this is fantastic.

[@HaveYouHeardOfManedWolves]

I can't believe the boomerang of suspenseful return returned how and when I most expected it

[@SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy]

Horno's Hole always gets a few laughs out of me. 😂

[@DerpyNate]

I am so fucking happy they made another one of these.

[@michyoung77]

I was REALLY hoping for another installment of this series.

[@William_Billiam]

Love the detail where you can see the seller putting the cork back on the potion of delayed sneezing at the very start of the video

[@AAAAAA-613]

I think this is tied with G is For Jesus for my favorite ongoing series you guys make!

[@saffronia2992]

The quill part was clever!😂

[@onetrickgirl]

Whenever I go to my grandparents house, they are always watching this. I just hope they don't buy anything from it. These all look like scam magic items

[@antoniojosemartinezsalas6463]

Cinema at its finest

[@reidparker-hicks349]

I want more of these but specifically with the time jack-o-lantern

[@JeremyBosick]

Need more of these skits in my life

[@LadonMach]

I can honestly say I don’t foresee this but getting old anytime soon. Even without the gags, just listening to a salesman talk about the greatest woodwizard of his age.

[@knightofiron]

Wait, it's illegal in the territories of Skeent, that's one of the places they were talking about on the Blo Gogurt show.

[@Swagenstein]

I love how the potion of delayed sneezing is infused with “gesuntite ore”

[@franchised1]

I will be taking all these and adding them into my campaign, thank you for selling them to my players, im sure they will adore especially the scabbard.

[@cyborgbob1017]

I knew that boomerang was setup from the beginning yet it returned at the perfect time and it was still a complete surprise! Well done guys!

[@richardpupo1676]

the scabbard was too funny!

[@soundrogue4472]

4:09 that item would be useful for turning damaged/ useless blades into fine dining items so a rusty sword? Boom! Fine dining!

[@evanisnor8697]

A+ comedy sketch. That boomerang gag was ace 😆🪃

[@VitroVine]

Nice detail that he lets go of the pen before saying "a dirty gnome". Makes sense why so many of his items are made from gnomeskin

[@bookems07]

I like how he just casually pulls up a Numenorian helmet

[@TWPO]

I don't know why but every time I purchase a bottle of amnesia it's always empty.

[@dombaron-x2v]

Hornos Hole by far the best skit series in KZbin history

[@ezekielkoontz5267]

I'm definitely going to try and introduce the Boomerang of Suspenseful Return in my games.

[@aruspex243]

THE BOOMERANG OF SUSPENSEFUL RETURN brilliant lmao

[@jkennard10]

I honestly hoped the skull would return.

[@dumbLIKEaMOOSEz]

Dude, I like most of your videos, but this series is by far my favorite. Such a great and original idea; keep them coming!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

We will try our best!!