Female Delusion: Man are WORSE Than Bears?!

[@ItsAGundam]

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[@astrolabia106]

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[@fearoffema]

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[@abhishekverma4029]

Hey did you eat your two bags of packaged tuna yet.

[@Gametester110-qf8vs]

*No worries, ladies!* Us guys don't wanna be stranded in the wilderness with you either. Haha.

[@astrolabia106]

i suppose it gets it out the way

[@facelessman9224]

"There are protocols in place" she says, as if the human/bear treaty was signed 1000 years ago that says "If a lost girl is waving her arms, don't eat her."

[@inyu00]

don't you know? it was one of the reason Ceaser was deleted he wouldn't sign.😆

[@Parlimant_Strifey]

really doubt she has ever been in the woods in her life, let alone woods with real bears. Watches some videos calls it protocols now.

[@shrinkshooter]

she's an idiot trying to sound intelligent but doesn't know the definitions of words. "objectively," "rationalized with," "protocols," "privilege" of stopping the bear, and other words that are blatantly incorrect choices for the concept she's trying to communicate. Doesn't even know what "reason" means.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

When the Great Bear War ended, we had to sign a treaty before we destroyed each other completely

[@marcogenovesi8570]

yeah bears always follow protocol, they are very polite animals

[@facelessman9224]

These women have never been stuck in the woods ever in their life. 100% guarantee if they were stuck in the woods, they would run to the first man they saw.

[@shadowarez1337]

And we'd send back to feed the bears one less cnt to deal with in this world as no amount of work will reverse the brainwashing that's been done with feminazism.

[@ceoatcrystalsoft4942]

@@StackSnackies nah, they think their local park with a cluster of trees is the woods, and anywhere you can't immediately see a house on the other side is the "deep wilderness"

[@WorldWalker128]

Ranger in woods being chased by apparently crazy lady: "Yogi! Help me!"

[@rage6154]

So true

[@AlvinKazu]

~That's what I said. 99% of these women are from cities, literally have never touched grass in their lives, nor been in "The woods" in their lives....

[@TPFB129]

Bears Going Their Own Way, Grizzle Grizzle.

[@Kal_g]

Then the female bears are going to have a problem, and try to shame them.

[@TPFB129]

​@@Kal_g based

[@bobdole3804]

​@@TPFB129Female bears can be more aggressive and dangerous then male bears. So that part tracks with humans too.

[@djtoxicdhg]

Bgtow

[@imnotcreative2214]

DAH BEARS! DAH BULLS!

[@latt.qcd9221]

"If a bear is attacking you, you can use bearspray or punch them in the nose." Both of which men are invulnerable to because of their "Absolute Patriarchy" buff that provide them with immunity to all status ailments and physical attacks.

[@williansnobre]

Also, I'm pretty sure that punches and bearspray works on most men as well, way better than they work on bears.

[@loudnoises5372]

"Uhhh excuse you? It's called "Bear" spray for a reason. Obviously this would never work on a man, so ignorant!" Every intellectual woman that gave very serious thought to this quandary🙄

[@turtlesallthewaydown8831]

Hey look he rolled a critical!

[@mystic6121]

@@williansnobre This is funny because there is no report of people doing that, surviving in a predatory encounter.

[@williansnobre]

@@mystic6121 I've seen people using bearspray to make a bear give up considering getting near, but if the bear was actively hunting the person and not just slowly investigating there would be no time to even do anythng. I'm pretty sure that a lot more people survived encouters with men than with bears, though.

[@MasterTangApprentice]

The punch in the nose is for sharks, not bears... Punching a bear in the nose will get your arms ripped off from your body while the bear eats you alive.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Yeah, don't that to a bear. That'll just piss them off more.

[@M4dM4n96]

Brian Blessed once punched a Polar Bear in the nose Just thought you should know

[@Ash_Wen-li]

I've seen it work on video. But it was a kick and the dude had the high ground. Either way very lucky. If the bear wasn't trying to climb up rocks to get him he likely wouldn't even be able to hit its nose

[@realhorrorshow8547]

A little while ago a woman in Australia was attacked by a Great White shark. Her husband punched it in the eye until it let her go. So there's a real life man v wildlife choice. I thought the Aussie punching a kangaroo to protect his dog was impressive, but taking on a Great White, Jesus!

[@Nixlplix]

Shh...they don't care about reality.

[@Richforce1]

I think Al Bundy said it best, "I don't need to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other".

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

And Ted Bundy showed how dumb and easily manipulated they are

[@dutchielander2478]

"Women. Can't live with em,...the end." One of my favorite Bundy-isms.

[@realhorrorshow8547]

@@dutchielander2478 I think that one's Ted Bundy.

[@boodledemic6430]

If that ain’t the truth

[@MTG69]

Love and marriage, love and marriage....thanks for getting this song stuck in my head, it's been awhile.

[@tbxvividos]

I had an alphabet coworker falsely accuse me of grotesque things which led to a multiple months long investigation that eventually resulted in the determination that I never did anything wrong and there was no evidence to any of her claims. Even after the investigation cleared me I was still looked at questioningly by management afterward, my career was completely halted, and there was never any punishment for the false accusations. Because she's alphabet mafia. So she's protected. Later discovered she did this to someone else she didn't like at her previous employer as well. Society tells these people they're infallible, and it goes to their heads. It's disgusting.

[@smackdatmoney]

Always work with extreme caution around people with mental illnesses

[@TheGosgosh]

Probably not entirely correct nowadays…because some join that group *to get power*. They were bad apples long before they joined.

[@SolDizZo]

(And they sit on HR panels)

[@MRMONKEYPUNCH]

At least you have integrity, you will get farther in life than that person ever will my brother, hopefully enough time has passed or you moved on to some better job.

[@guilhermehank4938]

She is part of the protect LG"VY" so she is socially untouchable. All we had to do was not give them the right to m?rry but no, we gaslight ourselves it would be fine

[@Feracitus]

false acusations should be an automatic sentence of the crime wrongly accused.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

Thinking with all the brain power of an ameba

[@GoongLaus]

That would mean punishing Women for their bad behaviour. Cant do that. Sorry mate.

[@raidenstark4964]

​@@GoongLausJust wait until a woman falsely accuses you

[@Zodroo_Tint]

@@FishareFriendsNotFood972 Accountability is your kriptonite.

[@LSB001]

@@raidenstark4964 I take it you missed the incredibly obvious sarcasm?

[@TheRealGeorgeSears]

I'm out here flexing like prime Schwarzenegger since women think I'm scarier than a bear

[@pauperslament3467]

Noice.

[@Dinoslay]

I don’t believe that they’re actually afraid of men by saying that. It’s just trendy to dunk on guys in general through social media. What they’re regurgitating is merely a childish luxury belief, really.

[@TheRealGeorgeSears]

@@Dinoslay oh absolutely, but might as well use it to stoke my own ego

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"honey, would you still love me if I were a bear?" - Albert Einstein

[@edudmodnar4661]

Based

[@Takinu]

Chicks will deadass say they can "reason" with a bear like they are the BEAR WHISPERER.

[@DarkCT]

and we all know most of these people have never met a single bear in their lives, let alone looked into the general rules around the main bears that even exist. they'd give the wrong signals to the bear and if they are lucky would past tense swiftly.

[@Mooshkajoe]

The meme has solidified for me that the average western "independent" woman is so far detached from reality, and there's zero hope of reasoning with them. Anyone who actually believes they are safer with a bear and not just piling on the meme for the painfully obvious reason of mask-off misandry is saying more about the current state of feminism than I ever possibly could. Take any woman who says this and put them in the woods and encounter a bear. The very FIRST thing they are going to be looking and screaming for is a man to help them.

[@kenricnarbrough8191]

i've seen a few Disney movies, how hard can it be??

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Even bear whisperers get mauled to death.

[@DanielChico09]

@@DarkCT Swiftly? Bears start eating their prey alive and frequently start with the legs.

[@greg_mid_tn3150]

Women killed Chivalry. Now just leave them to the bear.

[@michaelzephyros7725]

facts

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

I almost feel sorry for the bear.

[@johnsmith361]

​@@Nyet-ZdyesDon't be, the bear will be happy for the free lunch.

[@noctisluciscaelum2365]

@@johnsmith361Nah the bear would try offing itself, because the woman wants to see its manager.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

Yes, please! Just leave us alone. Thank you.

[@TheChocoboKid]

That first woman is confused, every single "advice" on a bear isn't for bears. The punch the nose is against sharks not bears.

[@Timiboy]

Well the waving your arms thing is true but depends on what kind of bear you're dealing with

[@BrownGaijin]

"A bear can be reasoned with." No, no they can't. Bears lack prudence.

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

😂

[@realhorrorshow8547]

I wonder what reasoning she would use. You're on the bears turf, you have no means of defending yourself, you'd be a tasty meal. What piece of Ciceronian rhetoric are you going to use to convince this bear not to do what's easiest, obvious and natural to it?

[@bathtub_marmot]

"Bears, isn't your behavior privileged and problematic towards marginalized groups? You're really creating a toxic and exclusionary environment." Bears: "RAWRARARAR!"

[@marhawkman303]

@@bathtub_marmot ah yes, the sound of toxic behavior. :D

[@bathtub_marmot]

@@marhawkman303 Bears feel ashamed when it’s pointed out

[@phoebea]

The first and last time I hiked with a group, I had an asthma attack at the top of the mountain. If it wasn't for a couple of guys who hiked down with me (3 hours) and refused to leave me behind, I'd have gotten lost, and would have been stuck with a forest full of bears (it was spring time in the pacific northwest.) My girl friends ditched me because it started raining heavily when we got to the top. So, yeah, I'll choose to be stuck with a man in the woods rather than a bear or my girl friends. Lesson learned.

[@Nocomment552]

Reasons/experiences like this is why as a woman I have trouble trusting other women… If I was in your hiking group I’d definitely walk back down with you (rain be damned).

[@marcogenovesi8570]

if they abandoned a "friend" with asthma for any reason, they are not really "friends"

[@YoutubeAccountok]

I hope you're not friends with those people anymore.

[@dbsommers1]

​@@marcogenovesi8570she said they were female. Women will eagerly give their friends bad advice if it results in drama they can talk about.

[@AlvinKazu]

~Na chill, don't you know, the bear would give you CPR and nurse you back to health?` That's horrible your "Friends' left you.

[@darkmega97]

Being maulled by a bear: 😂 Hearing women talk for a minute: 💀

[@flarestorm9417]

"Just punch the bear in the nose." *The bear pins her down and starts mauling her arm* "He must be a mastermind of the highest order."

[@MrQwertyman111]

@@flarestorm9417 Yeah... some people are so gone nowadays, it's no longer funny. Because once you realize you have titans of intellect around you, being dangerous to themselves and YOU as well? Scary.

[@crash4267]

Yeah a 5.5 person can fight a bear 😂

[@Zagirus]

Stronk independent wahmen, but at the same time, the poor victims of the big bad patriarchy that ushered them into Civilization from the Stone Age. Complete ingrates.

[@zapkiller7]

@@crash4267 I mean, anyone can fight a bear. The hard part is surviving that fight

[@Waywind420]

''hah i'd rather meet a bear in the woods because men are so dangerous'' she said as she continued to willingly live amongst men for some reason.

[@ng38477]

99% of rapes of women are by men. Majority of murders of women are by men. Bears are not murdering and raping us.

[@justananonymouspotato]

Men are inescapable as they make up so much of the population, unfortunately, so it's not willingly for me.

[@mondayjoker]

I kind of respect these women choosing the bear. For the first time, they're offering to treat someone to a meal.

[@rockinHurley777]

😂😂😂

[@chelseapoet3664]

This comment deserves fame

[@jaysonlee4394]

😂

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Slay, king. 😆

[@gerardtimings5625]

😆😆😆

[@axson8]

Just remember that Wolves decided to join Humans because they realized that hanging around Men was better for them long term.

[@Witchmee]

Wolves actually don't like men much at all and prefer women because they can smell the men's testosterone, and it makes them super aggressive.

[@AYFKMRN]

That is the most cogent statement I’ve seen in a minute. Definitely making notes.

[@crawlingboy]

also they are fluffy and get head pats and we get best friend

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

You just know why women didn't object even once...

[@Viewable11]

Because it was free food and warmth from the camp fire.

[@erminrad1]

Some women don't live in reality

[@crowbar_the_skull]

Some?

[@IchbinX]

"some" lol

[@no_player_commentary]

@@IchbinX Literally beat me to it

[@SirAuron777]

@@IchbinX based

[@imnotcreative2214]

This is whamanism 101. If there is no problem they will make one. Meanwhile most other people man or woman with a full functioning brain are problem solvers not problem makers.

[@blackice8043]

Punch the bear in the nose? It's not a fucking shark?

[@mr.melancholy4973]

"A bear can be reasoned with." Maybe she can put this to the test and go try it out.

[@marlom7882]

They say “bears don’t always attack” … ok? Neither do men wtf? A nga could just like camping or hiking. Why’re they acting like we’re all the irl version of Judge Holden?

[@settame1]

I’m assuming she only goes to female run businesses and has no interaction with men day to day.

[@shrinkshooter]

"i was gonna gobble this chick but then she initiated the dreaded HAND WAVING PROTOCOL and had to immediately abort mission"

[@Ubertrollz69420]

@@settame1 I wouldn't wanna interact with her either

[@marcogenovesi8570]

I would watch a video of that

[@ugandapegora]

As a man living in Southeast Asia, I feel sorry for men in America. They work hard to build society, provide security and pay taxes, yet they are treated like second-class citizens and are not respected by their women.

[@vault1549]

Yep. Same here in the UK. We're treated like utter garbage. But only white British men.

[@alyrafsanjani6928]

Same as a Man from SEA i dont know , why "some" western woman are like these? Are they so out of touch from reality

[@Onurleft616]

what part of Southeast Asia are you from? from my part some women are starting to get infected by these Western Femzis idea even tho it's still a minority we're starting to get a push from them

[@Professional-Hater-No.1]

​@@Onurleft616Those Who Live Their Entire Or Most Of Their Live In Western Countries Are The One Saying These Crap.

[@Mr.McWatson]

@@alyrafsanjani6928 well, mainly because they've been lied to for decades about who they are and what they deserve. Tell anyone for decades they're a special race due to the circumstances of their birth and they'll believe it at some point.

[@iamthecheese2737]

"you can use bear mace on bears, but there's nothing you can do to stop a man".... Apparently a dude that's all horned up is an apex predator above bears. You know what bear mace is to a grizzly? Seasoning for your corpse.

[@Z3r0_L1f3]

Don’t forget humans invented a weaker Bear Mace to use on other humans. Pepper Spray. I think Bear Mace would be overkill to use on a human

[@iamthecheese2737]

@@Z3r0_L1f3 some would argue .357 magnum would be overkill too, but if we're talking about a SA predator? Does it really matter?

[@solsotice6775]

I don't know if you intended or not, but the "... apex predator..." part is a great double-entendre judging context.

[@Gorbz]

If you are allowed to use bear spray on the bear, then can you not use bear spray on the man too? And in that instance the man is more likely to run off than the bear would, right?

[@kirbyjoe7484]

To be fair you are far more likely to be attacked or killed by another human while out hiking than you are a bear and it's not by a small margin. We are talking more than 15 times more likely.

[@ian_ford]

That British woman in Romania tried to take a selfie with a bear. She found out which was more dangerous, after a man called a doctor had to sew her arm back together.

[@vinnyandlin8510]

Obviously the man. If they can sew limbs back on then who knows what else they're capable of /s

[@justananonymouspotato]

Bear most likely won't bother you if you leave it alone. It only attacks for survival.

[@ian_ford]

@@justananonymouspotato Do you really want to take that chance with an animal that cannot reason? An animal that can snap your spine with one swipe of its paws?

[@justananonymouspotato]

@@ian_ford If it means I'm not at risk of being SA'd or tortured or worse, then yes. Bears are more predictable than men.

[@michaelmitchel3471]

@@justananonymouspotato gl

[@thejaegerbomber99]

"I'd be much less scared by a bear than a man who wants to grope me." Lady, this is real life, not Baldur's Gate 3.

[@voiceofreason4551]

😂

[@thelaughingrouge]

Perfect.

[@jackall-trades6149]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Perfect!

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

Never screw with a bear unless you're Russian or Heihachi Mishima.

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

@dragonlordpeter9006 these are white women we're talking here; they'll sleep with Ursadae, Canines, and Simians.

[@Nilluks]

women: Why so many men are attracted to AI girlfriends?! Also women: Bear

[@Unfazed1888]

Both equally sad.

[@Rokomarn]

Na ​@@Unfazed1888

[@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw]

Once they can put an AI girlfriend into a robot body women it will be over for them. No more simps willing to spend thousands for just the tiniest of chances to get a whiff of pooniti. Once we get artificial wombs the two genders will separate into 2 different species. And I don't think the female one will live for long, running itself into the ground very soon.

[@wolfgangkranek376]

Why are so many women attracted to bad boys? Als women: Men bad!

[@jenn2894]

my niece brought up the bear vs man scenario recently and acted shocked that i immediately said "the man, duh" she started in on how men are more of a threat to women than bears.....as she was getting dressed in an outfit that looked like it was designed for street walking, to go get wasted in a club full of "predatory men"..... like girl, if you don't gtfoh with that bs, lol you walk around practically naked in front of men all the time, but I don't see her exploring bear caves with beef jerky in her pockets

[@Trinity0h4h4]

The fact that she said a bear can be reasoned with says everything you need to know about her level of critical thinking.... or lack there of.

[@smackdatmoney]

Straight insanity that they genuinely believe a wild animal can even be "reasoned with "

[@Kunigunda897]

Someone calculated that encounter with a bear has a 50 times higher chance of not ending well. All this question and the option isn't rational more like emotional or some are just using this to demonise men further. I'm not talking social media seriously.

[@tjjordan4207]

I highly support these kinds of women to go test out their theory. I believe that they can do it! 🤣

[@manoz6194]

​@@tjjordan4207yeah put her in the woods

[@Touma134]

She described reasoning as scaring it off or fighting it off. So thinking is an issue let alone critical thinking.

[@DoctorFail]

Women assume the bear is just going to lecture them on Forest Fires and leave.

[@therainman7777]

😂

[@edwardp7725]

Septum piercing is such an easy red flag. These women are letting you know to avoid them.

[@greensmurf221]

And it shows they're being led around.

[@mattjohnson8585]

Funnily enough I just came to that conclusion independently this very morning.

[@lds_drive]

@@greensmurf221 I'd love to know what went through the mind of the first woman who looked at cattle and went "That's sexy. I gotta have that". 😂

[@lostvayne9146]

so are permanent ink defiling your body. Remember to consider what their intentions are.

[@pittland44]

Septum piercings, blue/purple hair, anything pentagram related, help me out here people.

[@theopeneyes]

Weird how the argument for picking Bear is that they can use self-defense against it. But when it's a man self-defense just magically is not an option? What happened to that bear spray she was talking about? A man will have to be on enough drugs to be experiencing the 8th dimension for bear spray to not affect him.

[@10011110011]

You heards a lady. A man will still do a woman even if his appendege is lost. Dont know how or why, but i trust the science /s

[@Zedrapazia]

I am a woman and I live right next to the woods. Granted, it's not America, but I'd certainly choose the man over the bear. I see people in the woods all the time and they don't do anything, they usually walk their dogs, forage mushrooms or just take an offroad walk. We greet each other and that's it. As opposed to a bear who will only approach a human when he's either bored or hungry. I don't wish to be a play toy or food for a brown bear.

[@punkpinksugar]

@@Zedrapazia the one time I would pick the bear is I’d rather take my chances with the lone male bear vs the female mother bear protecting her cubs lol

[@nobodyworthknowing8707]

Not to mention a man actually trying to grape someone is wasting effort trying to grab and undress her, meanwhile the bear is cl@wing and bi+ing into her and further reducing her ability to escape. Also not to mention that no matter how many decades of media pr0p@g@nda tries to br@inwash us to think otherwise, a slow p@infu| game over is still vastly worse than grape. But why am I using logic? Women don't care about logic.

[@baholete]

@@Zedrapazia do you really need to rationalize your answer in so much detail? The only REAL answer for this question is this: "is this a real question? are you making fun of me?"

[@Jen-fq2tn]

As a woman I thought this was insane. I’ve been turned around on badly marked trails in the woods, and that alone is scary. I kindly asked a male hiker for help, and he helped. Most men are not going to harm a woman in trouble, and even if said man is dangerous, a human can be evaded and/or reasoned with. The bear is going to maul them. I’d choose the man, thanks, treat him like a reasonable human being should, and cooperate on getting the heck out of the woods.

[@AlvinKazu]

The scary part isn't the men, i'ts the delusion these feminist/liberal city women have towards men.` They don't even know what the woods are, and this is part of the problem.

[@DarkCT]

it just tells me how many of the people answering this have no knowledge of statistics or even being outside, or around bears. even if the mans a potential threat, it has a better chance of actively helping you than the bear. but these are people who also have individually ran into likely hundreds or thousands of men before lunch on a normal day, and likely no bears, because humans don't usually interact with bears... but they sure have preset notions of what they expect from humans regardless of any proof to the contrary.

[@bathtub_marmot]

You've just been banned from the internet for speaking too much reason

[@debanydoombringer1385]

​@@DarkCT Well now the crazy women are claiming it's a test and men clearly aren't listening. Instead they're mansplaining to them. I'm a woman and these chicks are crazy.

[@roostre5254]

@@DarkCT So out of those thousands of men they interact with each day, how many are raping them?

[@apeabel]

"A bear can be reasoned with." I want the extend my most sincerest condolences to the men of America for having to deal with this insanity.

[@justananonymouspotato]

No sane woman actually thinks they can reason with a bear. Most women pick the bear because they'd rather risk death to a bear than something unpredictable and worse to a man.

[@crocadillius6418]

Compared to girls like that, the bear really can be reasoned with.

[@FireRising86]

My life is hell

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

The Man Vs Bear question is the perfect example of why universal suffrage is a mistake.

[@storm___]

Perfect example of the fact that logic is just impossible for some people.

[@lezgobranden1707]

💯

[@deaconcaron8133]

It reminds me of the gorilla vs grizzly bear debate.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Truly an awful mistake. We should correct it at once.

[@blahmcblahface3965]

Yes...all downhill since we let them start voting...

[@sterlingdennett]

Black bears are known to be cowards, and you CAN scare them off easily, that is true - BUT - both Brown bears AND Grizzly bears are NOT cowards, and both of them can and will end you, and eat you right up! What will you do when faced with one of those? What are the "protocols" you will follow then? They can run faster than you, they can climb trees just like you, and they do NOT see you as a friend, OR as a threat! You are just...lunch.

[@carlosleyva-calistenia6400]

With the sorry state of nowadays people physical development, I'd argue the bear can climb better than most people.

[@DaDude2011]

I lost it as soon as she said "protocols"

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

Funny enough Black Bears are the safest to be around but they are still dangerous. Every other bear would tear a human limb from limb

[@kylewood4488-b9r]

The only protocol for an encounter with a Grizzly or Brown Bear is praying that they don't see or care about you and hoping you brought a gun.

[@davidrosensin7985]

Because obviously they're talking about Panda bears. Duh. /s

[@nilpointfive]

None of these women have ever been to the woods.

[@steelshanks1265]

Punching a Bear in the Nose will NOT save You... It will not...

[@count69]

"The bear can be reasoned with" "There are protocols in place" - and she gest to vote.

[@carleskilson65]

Yah there has to be some kind of cognitive test to vote these days with what some people are spewing 😵‍💫

[@Akaeus]

Starship Troopers had it right. People should work in service to their community to gain the vote.

[@totallynoteverything1.]

@@Akaeus that can easily be rigged, the fucking current democracy is already rigged in the first place

[@IchbinX]

I guarantee you, none of these women were ever touched.

[@Hath.0]

Oh they have been touched, "touched by an angel" .urban dictionary for those who don't know.

[@anthonycrayne2835]

Touched in the head.

[@Burns_RED]

And WILL never

[@undefinedundefined3302]

By a bear right? Right?

[@Zagirus]

Stronk independent wahmen, but at the same time, the poor victims of the big bad patriarchy that ushered them into Civilization from the Stone Age.

[@widexawake_]

Let them live in the woods with the bears. Let us see how long bears put up with their bullshit 😂

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Skyrim taught me well about the Bears

[@thekunninglinguist2397]

Wait till the women have their rags LOL

[@sgtbigballs666]

No, these people need to be kept out of the woods. I don't need them ruining them along with everything else.

[@WorldWalker128]

Suggest it to Mr Beast. He does weird games and contests all the time.

[@giovannibermudezjr]

Poor bears won't be able to hibernate because the women won't shut up...😪

[@Ghostface2252]

"You can use bear spray or punch it in the nose." Lady I doubt you could hit a bear hard enough for it to care as it is eating you alive.

[@justananonymouspotato]

A bear isn't likely to attack or eat a human. They tend to be very avoidant. Also you don't even have to physically hit it if you use bear spray

[@Finia-vj3lx]

@@justananonymouspotato cry harder you know nothing

[@justananonymouspotato]

@@Finia-vj3lx Says the one who just disregarded everything I said in favor of "cry harder you know nothing".

[@angelhr79]

​@justananonymouspotato stop saying this, you are completely clueless.

[@justananonymouspotato]

@@angelhr79 About what? It's an objective fact; bears are more predictable than men. They don't tend to interact with humans and they're less likely to approach you compared to a man. And what exactly am I clueless about?

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

I love how they overwhelming vote for and defend men being in their bathrooms and locker rooms, and vote to disarm themselves, yet have this argument. It's for show, it's not a real argument. They are not to be taken seriously. Letting them vote was a mistake

[@smackdatmoney]

People are starting to wake up to the biggest mistake we've ever made.

[@darthbane2669]

Yes

[@vault1549]

The contradictions, just like calling people nazis and then protesting against Israel, just show that they have no core values, no morality, and are just literally programmed to follow whichever trend they're told to.

[@streptococo4735]

And the difference is that those men wear dresses. Or say they are other than male.

[@ragsrare3771]

Many radfem new men nature and don’t trans women because they are men.

[@buccaneercat]

The fact that she fully believes that a large *(300-800lbs Female, 400-1200lbs Male)* hungry wild animal with razor sharp claws, equally sharp teeth, and the strength of 10 men can be “reasoned with” or even fended off is laughably insane. If a bear wants to eat you, it’s going to eat you… unless you get UNBELIEVABLY LUCKY and have the mental fortitude to spray the bear in the right place before it’s torn your arm off..

[@JohnDoe-pt7ru]

The irony is that they accuse men of behaving like a bear: an animal without reason and simply acts on impulse. Women aren't all dead or in cages precisely because men control themselves.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

If she was talking about a Black Bear specifically, those are generally pretty timid and can be scared off (unless it thinks you're going at its cubs, bears are bears after all), but not all bears are Black Bears, Grizzlys for instance are more than happy to snack on a person, and they've got all the strength and confidence to do it.

[@NautilusSSN571]

​@@0neDoomedSpaceMarineif a black bear decided that it wanted to eat a human it most likely could, that's not a fight most people are likely to win, they are still incredibly strong and dangerous.

[@seribelz]

'just wave your arms sis, that will scare it'

[@michaw.2168]

​@@seribelz Yas! So the bear has at least some entertainment before Dinner. I have heard that voice recording of the bear guy and his girlfriend being ripped apart by Bears they studied for years and years. They thought they knew Bears. But please let them woman try...

[@igodreamer7096]

"Chivalry is dead. Women killed it." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@1986SuperVegeta]

Correct

[@0730bcorm]

Chivalry was dictated by how they wanted knights to act. Sexual assault was allowed in chivalry if the woman was in enemy kingdom. Also, bears are not knights

[@erueka6]

​@@0730bcormsounds ok what's the issue.

[@zdancrk]

Greatest comedian of our time. #DaveChappelle

[@colinr0380]

I _loved_ that game!

[@defectiveindustries]

Grizzly is probably less trouble than a modern woman

[@grapeape9098]

I actually go hiking a couple times a week, and people are much friendlier in the woods than in the city. Everyone says hi when you pass each other, and yes, women included. They often say hi first. I think a lot of these people never leave the house.

[@ShoggothsAway]

Literally everyone I've ever met who hikes regularly says the same thing. I need to get into it. Seems like a hobby that attracts really rad people.

[@NKWittmann]

​@@ShoggothsAwayall the guys I know who hike are the chillest dudes in the world because they know there is something outside of the collective mindset of cities and that none of what we think about each other actually matter at all

[@somethingsomething8511]

I think people who walk through nature are just in a better mental state in general and therefore more pleasant to be around.

[@NKWittmann]

In the wild there is a team spirit because you could have to rely upon anyone regardless of if you like them or not. The biggest noobs can be spotted right away because they still cling upon all the abstracts. A guy that is used to live in the wild just ditches it all. In fact most of these people need to go back to spend a weekend or a night in nature to regenerate after a week of work or living around cities. Two colleagues of mine do exactly that and randomly go sleeping in the woods. They can't stand people being petty for too long and just spare themselves their crap. They have in common to have a great agency about themselves and they don't value people's opinions too much. As a reasult they are often happy. They also happen to be musicians.

[@ShoggothsAway]

@@NKWittmann Dude, I want to get into camping and hiking so bad but my job is too demanding and I just can't get away. I have an interview tomorrow and if I get the job I'm gonna' be spending a lot of weekends in a tent somewhere.

[@fuzzydragonsnatch-ck4zu]

Every women who says 'bear' is announcing to the world about the poor life choices she's made.

[@TheMonster50]

Yep! They always tell on themselves if you pay attention.

[@maynot]

Your username is announcing something to me right now

[@fuzzydragonsnatch-ck4zu]

@maynot if I were a woman it would make more sense. I blame D&D. 😆

[@khaylittle8286]

And clearly have room temperature IQ

[@Xbalanque84]

And how letting bears have at them would be doing the world a favor.

[@MrVohveli]

Now ask them to choose between a billionaire and a bear and watch the magic happen.

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

The catch is that it's actually a billion bears

[@roberthengst3718]

I spit coffee well played

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

Bows backwards in Spanish and with extra cheese areyegahtoe cohmpahdreh ( non comical or racial translation) "Thanks ma ni-

[@malice9720]

@@ElShmoltieMcknoltie Ger this made me mad...

[@GhostoftheSnow271]

I’m a victim of SA and physical/mental abuse at the hands of 2 women I’ve dated. I don’t talk about it because people don’t believe me or belittle me half the time. I haven’t dated in almost a year and half (ever since I broke up with my last ex, a diagnosed psycho who stopped taking her meds 6 months before we dated and knowingly gave me a thankfully curable STD) because I’m terrified that a woman I might be vulnerable and comfortable around has been planning to use me for everything I have. I was raised to never hit or manhandle a women unless my life is in danger, so I never defended myself. Listening to this debate is utterly insulting to people like me, and logically unsound. It’s dripping with misandry. And at the end of the day, it’s a debate between an animal (bear) that has no capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake Vs an animal (human) that does have the capacity for cruelty for cruelty’s sake. It’s not a fair comparison, nor does it make any sense. A predator is a predator, and will only ever be interested in its own wants/needs, no matter the species.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

Women saying they are afraid of men are not invalidating that men can be afraid of women. I am sorry that happened to you, and it's completely understandable that you need to heal and would have trepidation around dating. Don't invalidate women who have been SA'd because you need to make sure you're believed. Women believe you. We get it.

[@Blaze_Shadowflame]

​@@FishareFriendsNotFood972You have been on multiple comments trying to justify women choosing the bear. Not a single word of your comment is genuine.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

@@Blaze_Shadowflame I'm sorry you have such trust issues. I can believe in systemic sexism against women and also believe men can be victims.

[@Blaze_Shadowflame]

@FishareFriendsNotFood972 You also believe that punishing women who make false claims is "thinking with the brainpower of an ameba (sic)." So clearly, you don't think men can be victims.

[@Blaze_Shadowflame]

@FishareFriendsNotFood972 You also believe that punishing women that make false charges is "thinking with the brain power of an ameba (sic)."

[@dalamar2196]

Theres a counter meme and its accurate. Ofcouse many women prefer bear. Over six foot, cappable of domestic violence, lets them take the kids at divorce. And they think they can tame them.

[@markotto4281]

She's thinking 'I can fix him'.

[@Token_Black_Guy]

Alot of bears are also black/ brown

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

If the bear made 6 figures it would be their perfect ideal mate.

[@CloudWalkBeta]

Calls it her preference being dommed today, only it becomes abuse next week when shes bored of you.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

WILD to reframe men abandoning their own children as 'letting' women have the kids, lolololol. Stay delulu sweetie.

[@AdeptusMumbles]

My SIL who said she would rather encounter a bear got upset that I countered, that I'd rather help a man in the woods than a woman. Because the woman might falsely accuse me of SA.

[@zrugel]

🏆

[@jacquelinen5059]

As a woman, I’d rather be stuck in the woods with a man than a woman as well. You ever saw the women on Survivor?

[@ARStudios2000]

You dropped this 👑

[@cormoran2303]

"... It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" -Kyle Reese apparently talking about random men.

[@Krunchtastic727]

To be fair he was talking about a robot who looks like a man. Maybe every woman has a time traveling robot chasing after them. It would be the only reasonable response.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

So all Men are Terminators now? 😆

[@Albus_Rex]

​@@_Jay_Maker_I mean, I have a pair of the Gargoyle Classic Sunglasses Arnold wore in the first movie. Does that count?

[@JJZ77]

As a man living in Northern Canada hearing the sentence "A bear can be reasoned with" makes me question how we made it this far as a species. We are doomed. I pray for the Asteroid.

[@VitaliyMilonov]

I feel sorry for the innocent asteroid.

[@zackzack5313]

But what about the poor wild BEARS!!! 🐻 🐻 🐻

[@malice9720]

Bear Jihad would be peak apocalypse material.

[@Philthorn]

Asteroid? I pray for f'ing Apocalypse

[@angelhr79]

I mean...bear used to eat people like that and made us stronger and smarter as a species, now people don't ever face those dangers which is why human beings have been losing brain mass little by little. On average, our brains are smaller than they used to be before modern technology took hold.

[@lordsinister707]

1. Situations like these happen when you don't shut the person who's about to say something stupid up. 2. There's something to say about a society that is so comfortable. The women in that society can openly disrespect and disregard their men. 3. Try to reason with bear when the woman is on her cycle. It will end perfectly

[@tjjordan4207]

Crazy modern day woman: “Bears can be reasoned with.” Tell that to Timothy Treadwell.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

The tik tok ban can't come soon enough

[@pong9000]

The majority of US viewers and creators are female. The logic of a ban is that closing one notorious hang-out will correct the members who made it that way. There are nearly as many users in Indonesia, and they're majority male. One wonders if Indonesian channels are as toxic to that nation?

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@pong9000 I'm also not from the US and Titkok in my country is filled with kids doing the usual pranks, dances and dumb things. I used a VPN appear in the US and I easily find crazy people like this. I think tiktok is targeting US by boosting crazy people videos there.

[@dorugoramon0518]

Unfortunately Tumblr,Twitter,Facebook,etc... will still exist. Tik Tok isnt the cause of the rot, its the canary in the coal mine for a much deeper problem, which is why the government is so eager to shut it down.

[@balazsvarga1823]

They aren't banning it, they jist want it to change hands from Chinese to US parent company. The ban is in case the chinese don't sell it. So it will not change unless China decides to stop it. It will be just more democrat ads.

[@guilhermehank4938]

The ban is a Trojan horse. The government will take down tiktok today and X tomorrow

[@jayq8354]

This is like… Johnny Test level stupidity. It’s kinda sad how in order to justify the bear, the man has to be some type of Tyrannical Booty Thrasher with the resolve of Thanos.

[@gothbat676]

Tyrannical booty thrasher... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelmitchel3471]

johnny catching a stray XD

[@Touma134]

First girl called scaring the bear off reasoning while the men are just assumed you have to fight off. Don't know what that means if scaring off is fighting off.

[@AllThingsEntertaining]

Remember ladies, if you think you can rationalize with a bear, Timothy Treadwell spent nearly a decade living off an on in the wilderness and thought he had an understanding with bears until one mauled and ate him and his girlfriend.

[@chimmichurri6940]

I know this story.

[@tommyhawk2065]

Smart people educate themselves by watching great docs. Apparently these women never watched Grizzly Man.

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

Contrasted with the literal millions of stories of women who tried to reason with the man who went on to end their life. It's not even close, my man

[@xdxreaper218]

@@FishareFriendsNotFood972almost like not many people live with bears!

[@nilsteegen33]

​@FishareFriendsNotFood972 you must be a Kang with your understanding of statistics

[@baz0nglord648]

"you can punch a bear in the nose, and it will probably run away from you" I remember watching a video where a guy shot a double barrel shotgun point-blank at the face of a bear, and the bare was stunned for like 5 seconds, before getting up unharmed, i will never EVER believe that punching a bear in the nose is going to scare it away.

[@randacnam7321]

Bears are why the .500 Winchester Magnum exists.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

It reminds me of that Robert Schimmel joke about punching a shark in the face

[@RogueCowTurd]

imagine being a 60kg woman whos probably never been in an actual fight in her life before thinking she could at least hold off a 400kg bear. like the fur and skin is probably so thick that even if you had a lead pipe it wouldnt even feel it

[@nemesisalex9424]

Maybe a black bear. Those are a lot more skiddish and small. Grizzlies and other bears, forget it.

[@spatialdistortion223]

@@nemesisalex9424 skittish*

[@IllemDaFunk]

I once had a horrific experience with a woman, which involved me being trapped in a room for several days. I healed from that experience. Justice found its way to her in a cruel way. I have not and will not allow that experience to warp my perception of other women. It's absurd how other survivors of this kind of abuse refuse to heal, and instead choose to become professional victims. It's gone from sad to pathetic.

[@Aereton]

Would you rather be mauled by a bear for one hour or listen to a woman for one minute?

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

Judge the individual, not their attributes.

[@Mereologist]

@@Aereton I was married for a few years. You learn to ignore women for weeks at a time. It's a skill.

[@kalashnikovdevil]

So you're a bear then?

[@Yvs8962]

The girl really said “a bear doesnt always attack you”….. does she get attacked by every man she meets? 😂

[@chronowolf137B]

In her mind, yes. To these women every man is a gross manipulative attacker and she does not have a positive experience with any of them. Not her father, not her male cohorts, not any male extended family. In her world a man would recognize that she is alone and in danger and capitalize, whereas a bear is a wild animal with no such agenda. She thinks she knows what a man will do, hunt her down and defile her (a fate she believes worse than death, which she also believes comes after the defiling, or "worse", doesn't)

[@chronowolf137B]

Only the police and other women and social expectations can save her from this fate in her mind, things not present within the woods

[@michaelmitchel3471]

and every single one says this like a gotcha. "at least with a bear, it might go about its business!!"

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

She thinks she does Thats the real problem, every woman thinks they're a 12 when really men just don't have the ridiculously high standards of women Most men can settle for a 4-10 But for women its only 8-12 and you need to start at an 8 then work yourself up with money looks a career and a house If you don't have any of those she'll leave you for the next guy with a grade above yours

[@mumsspaghetti6649]

Change the question to 'black man' they will all change their answer

[@rockinHurley777]

💀💀💀

[@marywinchester1322]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hiropon2985]

Oof thats so true though

[@ShiningHyperBeam]

Valid. Is there a Venn diagram of misandry and racism? Because you’re really can’t choose to be black or a man. At least serious people can’t.

[@CArcherOwl]

They will hate him, for he speaks the truth.

[@LJW1912]

6:13 "Even violence can't stop them" Also her: "You can punch a bear on the nose"

[@JohnDoe-pt7ru]

And I thought women were as physically capable as men 😂

[@Sikorsky1111]

If only she truly knew how strong and fast a bear truly is. If men were stronger than that. man.

[@shepherdrm8486]

​@@Sikorsky1111Yeah basically don't matter what size you guy you are you get snapped like a twig and your bones used as a toothpick

[@dispositionguise7467]

“Women don’t even feel safe in death”? She needs to re-read that statement.

[@edrosa3485]

Technically if you run into a random woman in the woods you run away before they can identify you and make a false accusation.

[@jobinator1810]

“You cannot rationalize with him.” Man, the irony of this sentence is just incredible.

[@astrolabia106]

"you can punch them in the nose".... Thats Sharks!!!! Bear are used to getting hurt when theiyre biting the things that trying not to be food

[@noone12748]

Mostly because they like to eat their food while it is still alive

[@weswolever7477]

@@noone12748. Maybe the bears are Klingons?

[@jiggycalzone8585]

Black bears maybe. And it's a BIG maybe

[@FemboyTyco]

@@noone12748 my favorite response to this "have fun getting eaten alive by the bear"

[@Flesh_Wizard]

>tries to punch bear in the nose >bear opens it's mouth and rips hand off

[@PeekaNox]

100% the same people who go to Yellowstone and try to get selfies with wild animals because they're not carnivores... and end up getting maimed/mauled/gored, or at the very least left scared for their lives

[@debanydoombringer1385]

I like the ones that just walk up to the Bison. I'd say they think they're like cows, but a bull will gut you just as quick.

[@Cowboycomando54]

@@debanydoombringer1385 We always called Bison "Assault Cows".

[@mobbs6426]

​@@Cowboycomando54semi automatic assault cows!?

[@Cowboycomando54]

@@mobbs6426 No, FULL AUTO.

[@KamikazKid]

@@Cowboycomando54 No one should have BULL AUTO ASSAULT COWS, I'm calling for common sense cattle control.

[@SuitorASMR]

and STILL these chicks cant stop sleeping with a new guy every 2 days

[@ADragon-gi9mr]

Who would

[@malice9720]

@@ADragon-gi9mr As a bear myself I must agree.

[@Touma134]

I never understood that. Women are paranoid and afraid of men and like to really make women sound like they're living a horror movie by existing in society with men but goes to the club and end up with a man in their or his bed. That's either brave, didk is that good, or you're stupid.

[@defeqel6537]

that's what the follow-up question should have been: when have last hooked up / went on a date with a man?

[@RndmBad]

"A bear can be reasoned with" Whatever it is these kids are taking, it needs to be regulated.

[@Lenny_Hondo]

Soooo, you are saying there is a chance?

[@BungieStudios]

Skibidi edge rizz.

[@incurableromantic4006]

My head just exploded at that - in what world can a bear be *reasoned* with??????????????????/

[@RndmBad]

@@incurableromantic4006 I laughed to hard, so suddenly I scared my dog.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

I'd wonder what they're giving the bears, since they apparently can understand humans enough to reason with them

[@DecoyVoice]

i dunno, leo seemed to be able to fight off the bear so i guess women

[@docholiday3800]

Ahoy bro 😊

[@saturn12002]

Is it really you bootleg subzero?

[@Apocalypse754]

OIII ITS DECOY

[@DecoyVoice]

@@saturn12002 ave, true to kaisar

[@CMCAdvanced]

Adelaide, it is you!

[@singlikeyoumeanit3261]

No no, I agree with these women. I too would rather they get stuck in the woods with bears and no men to save them.

[@TheMonster50]

I also believe in Darwinism sir!

[@Impuritan1]

Yea I’m thinking let them have this one and let the bear get a budget of Xanax popping wine moms.

[@blackfire3744]

I came across a post where the poster asks: "If bears are so dangerous, why do they have cute round ears?" followed by a pic of a bears head focused on the ears. This is why darwinism is a thing.

[@BilisiFunfun]

After a minute of being exposed to a woman the bear would choose death.

[@erueka6]

Of her

[@theredknight9314]

Funfact: bears will hunt women when the women are in their “c .y. cle” and will eat them from the “area” first.

[@neoanimegirl]

Also moose do the same thing

[@theredknight9314]

@@neoanimegirl well yes. Moose attack people but not because the human is on its period. Predators are attracted to the smell of blood

[@ShoggothsAway]

Finally, something I have in common with bears.

[@theredknight9314]

@@ShoggothsAway 0_0

[@ShoggothsAway]

@@theredknight9314 Guess we know who the *real* Red Knight is now, don't we?

[@needaladyfriend1]

“A bear can be reasoned with…” Unbelievable. Reason is exactly what separates people from animals. Animals don’t have the capacity for reason; just instinct.

[@lexnight8345]

And instincts resume to eat and fk 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeoxlong3676]

Sounds like women.

[@DokDo1995]

This is the type of women that complain 90% of the time and then cry when they're still single at 45 with 5 cats...

[@socialnetworking4782]

These people have absolutely no idea how violent the real world is.

[@NightimeInDeepSpace]

They do that's why they choose bear. Statistics don't lie

[@ilias856]

​@@NightimeInDeepSpaceStatistics don't lie, it's people like you that lie about statistics though. I hope you would choose the bear too, let nature clean her trash herself.

[@smackdatmoney]

"People" ? You mean women, only women can be sheltered from the world this bad.

[@socialnetworking4782]

@@NightimeInDeepSpace the stats do lie in this instance. Most people are around men every day? That's substantially more interactions with men on a regular basis than bears. They don't even compare dude. Don't bring stats into this when you don't know anything about how statistics work. You can definitely lie with stats.

[@socialnetworking4782]

​@@NightimeInDeepSpacethat's not how stats work. There are infinitely more encounters with men on a daily basis that do not go south compared to actual encounters with bears in the wild.

[@jiggycalzone8585]

"A bear can be reasoned with" Go to the zoo and give it a try, honey

[@notusingmyname4791]

set up cameras first!

[@derigel7662]

Stop we lost Harambe and look where it led

[@Lefty217]

​@@derigel7662thank you for helping protect whats left of the timeline integrity.

[@Bimbo-Balls]

@@derigel7662 #dicksoutforharambe 😭

[@BurghezulDjentilom]

@@derigel7662 he tried to warn us. RIP Harambe - a real G to the end

[@evanthompson1517]

Old joke: Division of wildlife has new guidelines to avoid bear attacks. Hikers are encouraged to wear bells on their shoes and carry pepper spray. They also encourage hikers to know the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces has berries and fur in it. Grizzly bear feces smells like pepper and has little bells in it.

[@mr.markit5606]

Misandry is one heck of a drug. I don't think women will ever be the same.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

The next genereation is just coming, the generation what will be raised by these people.

[@businessproyects2615]

When they loose daddy goberment if they do then they will change their tune as culture changes.

[@garconvoute3024]

I got a notification 1 minute after post. The world is ending

[@VioletDeathRei]

The video has tons of bears in it so they thought it was harmless.

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

@@VioletDeathRei Or they were hoping for some more BG3 bear on man action.

[@Ralphopotamus]

To be fair, black bears could get scared from you making loud noises and jumping around. NOW BROWN BEARS......THATS ANOTHER STORY

[@ARStudios2000]

Monsters are real, some of the animals out there are gigantic

[@solo_warr10r]

Just hope you don't run into the warrior of the jungle, The Sloth bear

[@EpicNoob99]

Polar bears are even worse. If one is in front of you that means it was premeditated.

[@tonyjones1560]

Grizzly bears…cancel your plans LOL💀

[@jeremyallen5974]

Yeah, Black Bears may be pushovers but Brown Bears have no qualms mauling you if it decides it doesn't like the look of ya

[@loszhor]

That scene from "The Revenant" is a great depiction on how sudden and brutal a real life bear attack would actually be.

[@TheHipisterDeer]

Yep "The Revenant" is probably the most realistic thing I seen to how a bear would actually act like in a bear attack.

[@lovely1762]

Yeah, but there probably thinking about BG3, 😂😂😂😂😂 bear scene.

[@loszhor]

@@lovely1762 Yeah, I was thinking that too. X3

[@DisgruntledArtist]

Honestly I'd go instead for the Russian 19 year old who was attacked with her father while camping. She ran for 70 meters before it caught her, crippled her, then went to get its cubs. We know this because during this incident she called her mother begging for help. Her mother got to hear her daughter being eaten alive. It took nearly an hour from the first call to the last, where she had finally bled out after the bears had eaten their fill and left.

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

​@@lovely1762 dang I'm way off I was thinking along the lines of midsomar

[@thomasprigge6635]

Simply put, these ladies are misinformed and they refuse to learn

[@hectorzero8545]

If i had to choose to be "unconsentually surprise sexy time" or mauled by a bear, the grape is much less painful and i live. A bear takes hours to "unalive" you because they're not as efficient "deleters" as carnivores. Theyre omnivores which means they just hold you down and slowly take bites of you as you're still alive.

[@poijnve3912]

bears arent even hunter predatar like wolf, right? they either hunt fish by waiting, or jus eat dead body, right?

[@ichmich9324]

Maybe they think about Pandas

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@poijnve3912 Bears still run faster than the fastest human alive.

[@stevekramerf242]

@@poijnve3912 Polar bears are predators. They actively hunt humans (the only subspecies of bear that does that).

[@dumbbumsc5329]

@@poijnve3912But they’ll still eat you if they’re hungry. And they don’t care if your alive or dead while doing so

[@snarl3027]

Men have created a world so safe BEARS and WOLVES are no longer a perceived threat. We did it guys 👏 👏 👏

[@norsebrony346]

Here in the UK we used to have wolves and bears in the wild then we hunted them to extinction we made our countryside safer to walk in and camp which side of the genital variety do you think did that

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

They are a threat. Just LESS of a threat. That's the point of the question.

[@zenster1097]

Cuck

[@dumdumer892]

@@norsebrony346 probably the ladies wandering into the woods and punching bears in the nose and using other “bear protocol” to neutralize the threat /s

[@user-is9nm4vw8j]

Remember when we used bears to test how competent the hunters are?

[@oceanmango4987]

As a woman, if I choose a man or a bear, I will choose a man. It’s basically a life-or-death situation question that these people don’t get. (Or maybe they do have a fetish because of Balder's Gate 3.) I couldn’t even imagine if these people had ever seen or heard about Grizzly Man/Timothy Treadwell's lost audio.

[@Kunigunda897]

I guess a lot of them never seen a bear in a real life. Their paws can be the size of average person's head. Also, someone calculated that encounter with a bear has 50 times higher chance of not ending well than with a man who more likely would jump into women's help even if it would endanger him.

[@JDPower-mk3xe]

I was just about to mention that audio. I’ve heard a woman’s screams after finding out her daughter was killed by a drunk driver, but that doesn’t haunt me nearly as much as hearing him being torn apart alive 😰

[@daniellclary]

She says a bear can be reasoned with. Then proceeds to tell you these things you can do to keep a bear away from you. Things that this woman probably did to a man. And if you stuck in the woods, you probably want a man around. Who going to start your fire, or build your shelter, or sacrifice themselves to the wolves while you get away?

[@Victoria3WorldConquerer]

More people have died from vending machines than great white sharks. If you were swimming would you rather see a great white shark or a vending machine while you were out swimming?

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

If I saw a swimming vending machine, I'd be terrified, cuz that's a mimic

[@Willrocs]

@@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer😂😂😂 correct

[@DonEnzone]

I feel like I can reason with a shark. That vending machine is only out for my money.

[@Viewable11]

@@DonEnzone 🤣

[@JcsP3D]

Natural Selection, Mankind gets rid of stupid people, bears get feed, win-win for everyone.

[@AdviserMoppet]

But we're not supposed to let bears eat trash! Maybe just this time though..

[@lance134679]

I don't know what's funnier, a woman thinking she's safer with a bear in the woods, or Gundam explaining why it makes no sense.

[@The_Victorius_One]

Imagine thinking punching a bear in the nose is more effective than punching a man in the nose. Imagine thinking bear pepper spray chases off a bear but not a man.

[@LordVVar]

A bear will literally hold you down and eat you alive, lol. If you tried punching a bear in the nose it would literally rip your arm off. That's a shark stereotype.

[@estebangutierrez160]

Sharks: *eats popcorn*

[@sparking023]

at least you can rotate a shark. Not bears, as far as I know

[@Ynffy]

"It's a wild brown bear. It will maul you!" "I can change him!"

[@Viewable11]

🤣

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

" but I LOVE him🥺"

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

"He's just being a weirdo 🙄😉"

[@DoctorFail]

"I left my CD's in his cave! 😭"

[@ElShmoltieMcknoltie]

He still has my other exes jacket it smells like both of them now 🥺

[@diegokaqui60]

I talked to my sister. A feminist with a functioning brain about this. She said bear. When I asked her what she would do now that she is with a bear and lost in the woods. She said she would curl up and cry .....seems about right. Woman answering this are lying....that's it

[@ayanithtalreign]

>feminist >functioning brain Is this fraud?

[@Neglected-Nostalgia]

Feminist and functioning brain is an oxymoron.

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

Seems like it'd be the same reaction either way

[@sparking023]

>feminist >functioning brain pick one, bro

[@ayanithtalreign]

@@sparking023 I said basically that and my comment got deleted, man. 1984 all up in here.

[@loucipher7782]

i rather stuck with a bear than a woman because at least i could wrestle it and have 0.1% chance of winning

[@Kenj1090]

We haven't had to deal with leopards, hyenas, and megalania for so long we as a species have forgotten what it's like to not be at the top of the food chain.

[@rcrawford42]

See the idiots reintroducing wolves to ranch areas out west. Or barring mountain lion hunting.

[@mikeoxlong3676]

Nah, just women.

[@Albus_Rex]

Nah, they'll look a cute pictures of that Volker guy cuddling with a cheetah/Hyena at a sanctuary and think they can do it too in the wild.

[@Viewable11]

Humans have been the apex predator on Earth for one million years.

[@seanrh4294]

There is a movie about some surfer dude from California who thought Grizzly bears are his friends......fast-forward. He and his girlfriend both got killed and eaten by an old grumpy bear. They found the wristwatch of the guy in the bear's stomach, amongst other parts.....

[@wholesomedeus1655]

As a man I’d also pick a bear…imagine having to take care of a woman in the middle of the forest. Having to get food and water, build shelter and protect them from harm.

[@lexnight8345]

And after you save her, you get convicted with grape... becaje she felt unsafe with you.

[@Albus_Rex]

That's the thing, you don't have to. You could just leave the woods on your own. I have a Garmin on my wrist that connects to satellites on command.

[@russ254]

@@Albus_Rex I keep a bear in my truck in case I get lost in the woods

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

I don't remember signing any form where it says that I'm responsible for every wahman's safety around me.

[@Albus_Rex]

@@DonVigaDeFierro It was originally implied in the social contract. That being you protected society and were productive, and as a result could have a wife and children. Now the social contract is broken, thus you aren't obligated to follow it. Do what's in your best interest, friend.