Which Delivery Pizza Place is the Best? | Bless Your Rank

[@ninjabrynex8588]

When he said “A medium is like a personal-pan, for me.” I felt that.

[@PatrickKniesler]

Every pizza is personal pan pizza if you try hard enough.

[@cquick3277]

@@PatrickKniesler Jesus Saves Love God✝️

[@cquick3277]

Jesus Saves Love God✝️

[@ninjabrynex8588]

@@cquick3277 yep 🙏❤️

[@josevillegasromerodaniel5841]

And I took it personal

[@nicktwolf]

Wait, he didn't finish the story about getting banned from a Pizza Hut, I need to hear this now. All the grease on the bottom of the Cisis box looked nasty.

[@AdelardRen]

That pizza looked like it had been left in the warmer for 4+ hours. I used to work at a pizza place, so I would know.

[@shaneshane-ko8zz]

I was wondering the same thing why he got banned from Pizza hut? 🤔

[@karenmalay97]

I think I heard him mention this in passing on another BYR. He didn’t go into the whole story then, either. Now I’m really intrigued.

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Cicis is nasty

[@drewstephans3436]

@@NoThankUBeQuiet Cici's is great for families with little kids who get excited when the word pizza is mentioned and they(the little kids) don't know really good pizza

[@mangobird75]

Little Caesars has a special place in my heart. When I was a starving, broke college student, I could always get a meal. Thank you little Cesar ❤️

[@Ryarios]

It holds a special place in my heart too. The last one I ate is squatting in my left ventricle and refuses to leave…

[@nikoclesceri2267]

When I was little it was 5 dollars a pizza, being poor-ish it was the “special” dinner we would get. Still get it from time to time and it’s still good

[@csnide6702]

Little Caesars is the dollar store of pizza chains

[@JM-wu8bh]

Y'all had Gumby's Pizza? It is in college towns, delivers, and is really good.

[@Gumby_Gumba]

@@JM-wu8bhI have. It’s really good

[@katherinegodwin925]

You asked why y’all do these videos? Because I live out west but grew up in the south. My boss knew I LOVE sweet tea, and wanted to thank me during lock down with a jug of sweet tea. He found your sweet tea video and found Milos tea out here and brought it to me. Y’all are doing the Lord’s work.

[@sarahdoanpeace3623]

That’s wonderful!

[@ChibiPanda8888]

❤

[@emmasurf8109]

why do I watch these videos? escapism! I don't even eat pizza

[@alostrich]

Fun Fact: I don’t ever want to eat pizza again!

[@samiam619]

You mean until next Friday...

[@e.e.s.6076]

XD, Good luck with that.

[@audball9234]

Lies!!!

[@marlascrafty5390]

Pizza: You'll be back. We're here for you buddy.

[@FrankHorigan]

Dear god

[@tonygoodwinjr9293]

In SC, we have a place called The Mellow Mushroom that we used to eat back in college in Columbia all the time. They had the BIGGEST slices!!

[@கோபிசுதாகர்]

There's a mellow mushroom in Georgia as well, it's really nice

[@GinEric84]

It's everywhere

[@LakeHighiii]

@@GinEric84 it was $40.00 for a large

[@meghanm.6231]

“I live in.. the woods so I don’t get any of those things” I FELT THAT 😭

[@jajalarue]

Yaaaaaasssssss!!!

[@jgodwin717]

Same. I make it from scratch. My bf likes to grab little Caesar's next to walmart in an Er. There's a pizza hut further down, and a Dominoes down town. Its cold when it gets here so... not worth the money. Pizza hut has gotten expensive!!!

[@meghanm.6231]

@@jgodwin717 Right!? Well I’ve lived in the city the past couple years, but growing up in the country if we wanted pizza we had to drive into town to get it and heat it back up when we got home. I remember when we’d visit friends in the city we’d always order a pizza and that was the neatest thing to me 😂

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

I live in an incredible place for delivery. If I go 30 minutes north or south I feel that so freaking hard. And it's not even that bad just crappy options. I'd rather just not have the option

[@nickhill8612]

In a van down by the river in the woods??

[@farelimm]

I worked as a delivery driver for two different Marco’s locations for a year, and let me tell you… Eating the pizza or cheesy bread fresh out of the oven is actual heaven. My friends and I had a special custom pizza we would make for our dinner break and nothing will ever top that experience. Simply delicious, can’t recommend it enough

[@aliabdallah102]

Y'all had breaks? I worked for pizza hut for two years and I have never had a lunch break in my entire life. And I even worked open to close sometimes. Now, I did get a LOT of free shit. Like a LOT of free stuff. But never had a lunch break.

[@farelimm]

@@aliabdallah102 Ye, I didn’t actually have breaks, I just grabbed food when I could during rare slow moments. Most of my “dinner” was a box of teddy grahams in my car

[@aliabdallah102]

@@farelimm ah yeah I get it.

[@Pandorash8]

What was your custom pizza order? My father only eats; thin crust, the standard tomato pizza sauce, ground beef, capsicum (bell pepper), onion and mushroom from Pizza Hut (but we’re from Australia, so it might taste different in the US). It’s a great pizza. But I love almost any pizza lol.

[@recoveringsoul755]

Worked at a Round Table in high school and we could get a small pizza or a sandwich for our break, as many drinks as we wanted. Loved trying all the toppings and combinations to make my own. Can't ever order any standard item off a menu now.

[@chrish931]

Anybody else old enough to remember when Little Ceasers came on a sheet of cardboard covered with a paper pouch and you can only buy two pizzas at once. That is where the pizza pizza tag line came from.

[@BioYuGi]

Do you mean you were only allowed to buy a maximum of two pizzas, or do you mean you have to buy at least two pizzas ?

[@chrish931]

@@BioYuGi Basically when you ordered a Pizza you got two, they would not sell one at a time. You could order as many pizzas in multiples of two as you wanted.

[@JohnnySmithWhite-wd4ey]

That was their business model but now it's the cheapest product possible.

[@urdaddywingnut7820]

We called em the samsquanch pies! And they were 2 squares that- wait for it- FORMED A MASSIVE RECTANGLE!! Broke ass roommates could feed off those things for days!

[@nicholaibrooks6990]

Your not crazy. The food was actually better back then when it still had MSG and transfats and fresh not frozen shipped ingredients ​@@Imnorocketscientist

[@mowattbigsly2996]

As a pizza cook I can tell you that the one single black olive placed on a one topping pie is a way of letting the cutter/server know the difference between 2 similar pies arriving at the same time out of the oven. I.E. extra cheese/sauce/toppings etc. FYI

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Good to know

[@mskay1980]

Thanks for the info. I like to learn something new everyday & you were the teacher of the day 🤩

[@Disturbed2595]

Until they give it to someone who's allergic to olives, almost kills them and gets sued for millions they'll stop real quick 😂

[@carryeveryday910]

@@Disturbed2595 That’s not how it works. Especially if the person doesn’t advise them ahead of time that they have allergies.

[@sparks6177]

@@Disturbed2595 pizza restaurants unless advertised otherwise are obviously a bad place to go if you are allergic to any of the toppings offered, they are all made at the same counter and put through the same oven, so there’s a lot of cross contamination as far as allergens go

[@kyrajohnston7718]

The Dominos 'pizza sprinkles' is actually cornmeal! That's what they use to toss out the dough. I worked there in high school for over a year 😊

[@recoveringsoul755]

Worked at Round Table in high school, they use cornmeal under the crusts to help the pizzas slide in and out of the ovens easier, not stick

[@eliluttrell7637]

It gets everywhere. After I worked there for a couple years, I think I understood how Anakin felt about sand. But the best pizza I ever had was when they had the triple option and I would make the pizza with the by the book amounts(not the shorted amounts they try to give everyone.) It was absolutely delicious

[@donnajacques3781]

I worked for Dominos back in rhe late 80s. We didnt use cornmeal.

[@kyrajohnston7718]

@@donnajacques3781 I worked there 2017-2018. We used it to toss the dough 👍 used to dry my hands out like crazy

[@recoveringsoul755]

@@donnajacques3781 i worked at Round Table late 70's. I think they all use cornmeal. If you've got a preschool boy who like construction vehicles, get a big shallow plastic bin with a lid, like maybe one that fits under a bed. Dump a 5 lb bag of cornmeal in there, put it outside and let him play for hours with bulldozers, dump trucks back hoes etc. Maybe some little rocks, or logs. Easier and lighter than a sandbox, and keeps the cats out.

[@swahilimaster]

Our local Pizza Hut was terrible for a few years because the manager had all of their friends and family working there, you would some times wait an hour for a delivery and then find out they hadn't even started the pizza when there were only like 3 customers in the first place. My favorite memory ordering there during that time was in the lobby waiting for a pizza and there was a lady complaining about the wait on her pizza, they informed her that the first accidentally fell out of the oven because nobody was paying attention to the roller, and as they are explaining this her remade pizza flopped right out of the oven onto the floor. Luckily those times are over after they finally got enough complaints to get the entire staff sacked, they had to shut down for about 2 weeks while they found/ transferred new workers.

[@deplorablecovfefe9489]

lol just endlessly running pizzas through the oven and onto the floor....one after another...lol

[@MadameMeowth]

They 100% ate the first pizza. Those ovens have a pizza catcher at the end of the conveyor to prevent your food falling on the floor.

[@swahilimaster]

@@MadameMeowth Considering I was present in the lobby and witnessed the second one fall out of the oven I'm inclined to believe that the first one did the same thing.

[@juliavalentine5291]

"I am 2 medium pizzas away from owning my own Domino's franchise." 😂😂😂

[@byesaii]

As a Dominos employee this killed me

[@oldcat7]

Little Ceasars is like soda. With soda you have to drink it before it turns flat. With Little Caesars you have to eat it fresh. Once it gets cold it becomes stiff and there's no saving it.

[@americasevilgenius]

And don't even try re-heating Papa John's...it's disgusting the second time around. If you're going to eat Papa Johns, you've gotta eat it right out of the box right when delivered. In that scenario, it's not half-bad (though the garlic butter obscures the shortcomings).

[@demiis1265]

@@americasevilgenius bro papa johns just might be better reheated Yk it is I’ll say it

[@Truckerdaddy]

Unless your completely hammered.

[@sunii4264]

Facts!

[@dawndraper9371]

YES!

[@annodomino3935]

It’s true- little ceasars is the one chain pizza that’s actually better after it’s been in the fridge for a day and maybe reheated or not. Nailed it.

[@nathanjplatt]

Came for the rankings....stayed for the inevitable existential crisis at the end lol

[@I_Use_Soap]

I'm just watching Matt slam gas station pizza and knowing that every midwesterner watching is yelling about Casey's to their screen.

[@wiltonater]

I was thinking the best delivery pizza that Casey's should be on the list.

[@moobutt]

@@wiltonater - where is Casey’s????

[@wiltonater]

@@moobutt all over the midwest starting in Des Moines, Iowa

[@brandonbouchez7195]

@@moobutt Casey's the goat

[@larken24]

You are correct

[@adamantyr]

My favorite pizza delivery place is Round Table Pizza. It's a west coast chain based out of CA, although I do see they got one in San Antonio and several in Dallas, Texas. They have a zesty red sauce and a perfect thick crust (although the normal crust is also good!) It was actually the first franchise pizza place to be opened in Skagit county, WA, where I grew up in the 80's, before Pizza Hut and Domino's ever moved in. And the store's still there in Mount Vernon, albeit in a different building. An interesting thing about them was in the 80's they packed their pizza in circular styrofoam boxes instead of cardboard, which was kind of cool to us as kids. (They migrated to cardboard boxes after styrofoam became a problem.)

[@ItsaSouthernThing]

Another cool 80s pizza thing was Book-It at Pizza Hut. I wish they would bring that back too.

[@awesomeglitterunicornag]

This. Is. The. Best. Thing. Ever. “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s ... a bless your rank.” *chefs kiss* 👌

[@jamesb5764]

I rarely agree with Matt’s rankings. That being said, he is always entertaining.

[@isaacmckee4536]

Must be a northerner, nah I’m just kiddin I agree with ya

[@marlafincher9063]

I love Papa John’s. 😍

[@leftofpunk]

Yankee here. Marcos is hit or miss to me. Sometimes great, other times a soggy mess. Papa John's is nothing if not consistent. Here is Michigan, we have Jets Pizza, which is top tier as well.

[@amarileiner6935]

@@leftofpunk we have Jets in Florida, I am going to have agree, it's amazing

[@JayBird_313]

@@leftofpunk ah yes Michigan boy too? I love my jets the Detroit style pizza

[@QixTheDS]

I had no idea Cici’s delivered. I always thought it was that pizza that is only served on the buffet next to the cinnamon buns and that you eat before going to the arcade room as a kid.

[@twinkstar7738]

I love their cinnamon buns!

[@jonathanfox676]

Untouchable dessert pizza. Good for the price regular pizza. I spent $5.50 in quarters beating the Jurassic Park III arcade game. Special place in my heart. Fortunately, I grew up in a college town that had a local 5$ buffet that was way better so I normally went there

[@csnide6702]

"no one asked for that"......

[@chn71]

I do believe that feeding the Cici's pizza to a prisoner of war is a war crime.

[@XanthosAcanthus]

Unless it's one of their desert pizzas... but it's super hard to mess that up.

[@clfisher10]

I used to swear up and down that the Cici’s in Foley on the way home from the beach was the absolute best…..and then I realized it was just Bc I was always starving and had been drinking all day 😂

[@1804unclesam]

In the 90’s Cici’s was awesome. Then they sold out and now it’s just pure trash.

[@shaggyrumplenutz1610]

Feces Pizza

[@klayman2]

at 27 years old i wouldnt choose cici's first, but anytime me and my friends had bonfire parties we always got cicis because it was cheap and we all said it was better than little cesars

[@settheworldonfire94]

I’m in Tennessee, and we have Marco’s! The one near me is pretty tasty, and they have good calzones for a chain delivery place. Also, I do have an affinity for Cici’s and Little Caesar’s, but only because I’m a teacher. Little Caesar’s is a great and inexpensive way to treat my students, and Cici’s fundraisers were a blast in the before-times.

[@bustermcthundernut]

They have calzones at y’all’s location?!? I guess Texas hasn’t gotten those yet

[@elroy8272]

There adds look so good but none near us.😢

[@Denden55555]

I had a friend that would agree with your nephew. Little Caesars is her favorite pizza. It is the only place that their pepperoni wouldn't cause her to breakout in a terrible rash. Personally I think it's an ok pizza, especially at the price. I also had a friend whose favorite pizza was Cici's. I honestly don't know why. He would order pickups from there all the time. Papa John's is pretty good. I remember when I was younger, my father, his motor cycle groups, and I built a fence for a Make A Wish Foundation place and Papa John's provided us with lunch for free. But overall my favorite place is Dominoes. Their thin crust is just the best.

[@seamarie3111]

Agreed. Dominos rocks. It doesn't matter where I have it. I've had it in 2-3 cities as an adult and it was ALWAYS great! I can't say the same for Pizza Hut. I've had it good from a place on vacation, but it wasn't as good the last couple times. The only bad experience with Dominos I had was in college, where I'd been up literally all night before a test studying, took the tests, (which I aced), went back to my dorm, ordered Dominos, then just about burst into tears because I thought it kinda tasted like vomet or something ... I think it was just my all-nighter messing with my taste buds. Moral of the story, NEVER eat pizza after an all-nighter! I'm just sad neither are close enough to deliver to me at home ... I get to choose from two local options, one with really floppy pizza, and the other with sub-par wings ... yay! They're not always bad, but definitely a toss-up and better in the air fryer the next day!

[@raksrulesaks]

That pan pizza of theirs got me through some of the worst orgo weeks I had in college- we

[@hollyroxy25]

The only pizza I can tolerate from Little Ceasers is their thin crust then I dip it in their Buffalo ranch sauce. Domino’s used to be nasty imo mainly because they used way too much cornmeal on their crust. Once they revamped a few years ago they’re one of my favorites now as well.

[@victoriarobinson6152]

"No matter where you finish, you're still better than Cici's." I want this embroidered on a pillow.

[@GodFamilyLaughter]

Little Caesars isn’t always that bad to me, it’s like a hit or miss. Sometimes they’re actually pretty good sometimes not so good but hey, can’t really expect too much from a large $5 pizza.

[@tswain92_]

We had one a couple of days ago and it was awful.

[@Lol-rv5bv]

Facts I’ve grown up with little ceasars mostly cause I was broke and I fucking love their pizza

[@tswain92_]

@@Lol-rv5bv It used to be really good, but they've gone downhill ...fast.

[@Lol-rv5bv]

@@tswain92_ disagree but respect your opinion

[@tswain92_]

@@Lol-rv5bv It might be still good where you are. The last pizza we got, the sauce was watery and it had no taste. I couldn't believe they sent that. The time before, they didn't send half our order and we had to go through hoops to get our money back. These places are franchises so it may be the doing of the franchise owner. I'm glad you're still getting the good stuff though.

[@kendallmcdonald2513]

13:46 the pizza sprinkles is the corn meal they use to keep the dough from sticking to the pan

[@myad.w.sutton6370]

"I am two medium pizzas away from owning my own dominos franchise"😂😂😂😂

[@curtislear4842]

I lost it with that one!

[@thebestcentaur]

Ayo, their pan pizza just hits different😭

[@JG-vn8fs]

He should try this again as a blind taste test! Without knowing where each slice came from.

[@bethsims4402]

Blind taste tests on all of his Bless your rank would be fun

[@brianbaswell5895]

The little Mississippi town I live has a Marcos and they are good, they took Papa John's old store. I miss them! Out of our Dominos, Pizza Hut, and Hometown pizza; Marcos is the best. We used to have a Pizza Inn, it was good also.

[@tachter1987]

Fun fact: the very first Marcos Pizza ever was opened in my hometown of Oregon, Ohio in 1978! Its actually still in the exact same spot that it was when it first opened, 9 years before I was born. It's literally 3 minutes from my current house!

[@KissOfVanity666]

The first hungry Howie's opened in my home town of Taylor Michigan back in 1973. Their HQ is still in Michigan.

[@BunnySlippers82]

Legend has it that Matt got banned from Pizza Hut for saying, "Gimme them peppies," and they took it the wrong way.

[@worldtraveler930]

You left out Pizza Inn, Mammas Pizza and Mr. Jim's!!!! 🤠👍

[@pixel_pillow]

Little Caesar’s pizza may be low tier but their founder is such a quality person.

[@princeofthomasville5638]

I love there thin crust with extra sauce veggies as toppings if any

[@Lol-rv5bv]

It’s low tier but it’s one of my favorites mostly cause I’ve eaten it the most growing up

[@chachwa9970]

I mean they’re mid tier not the best not the worst and I grew up with Pizza Hut man their pizza is below average like the cheese is so weird

[@hunbun28]

We never had Little Caesars for a long time here in Canada. I do remember eating it when I went to Florida when I was a kid and we got a Little Caesars cup and I actually still have it. Their Pizza is not bad actually and the price is excellent. Their garlic bread and twisty bread our amazing especially their marinara sauce. But what I do like about the place is that there's a sign outside of the store that says { z please do not go through our garbage, if need to come inside and get something to eat } I don't remember exactly what it says, but basically it's saying if you can't afford it come in any way we will give you something to eat and drink. And Papa John's does the same thing for homeless people around here

[@HariSeldon913]

He should have paid the extra $1 for the 'best' option with extra cheese and pepperoni.

[@migueldelmazo5244]

Little Caesars: It's hot and fresh. The world: is it good? Little Caesars: you heard me.

[@I_Use_Soap]

HOT AND FRESH

[@bethshadid2087]

My late father in law God bless his heart for years that's all he ate. He'd go buy couple and add more toppings

[@sewmeonekenobi639]

Little Caesar’s pizza is frozen unless you get it customized.

[@rgordier]

@@sewmeonekenobi639 not even slightly true.

[@sewmeonekenobi639]

@@rgordier Well, that what the guy behind the counter told me. I guess he could have been lying.

[@michaelproctor8100]

9:35 I think that "mysterious wetness" you refer to is often called grease.

[@theegigisupreme]

That Little Caesars crazy bread though. I can eat a whole bag! Was really hoping to see Donatos in the mix. We just got them here in NC a few years back. Better than all of those with Marcos maybe being an exception.

[@jimmyseaver3647]

If you're ordering Donato's, you're ordering them for their thin-crust. Second-to-none in terms of chain places.

[@Lala_the_cheetah]

I’ve never had donatos I also like in the goddamn woods. So what do I know

[@UserName-ts3sp]

donatos is where its at fr... im glad they're expanding outside of ohio

[@momentomori1747]

Donatos is definitely the best. Too bad they closed their locations near where I live.

[@MrDvv1cft]

Little Caesars pizza is the best when it's fresh from the oven. Their crazy bread and Italian cheese bread is always #1

[@EmilyKira]

16:35 ish... swapping the labels but not the slices made my OCD scream. LOL!

[@xanderisok]

i’ve watched 3 of this channels videos, no channel has ever made me a fan faster

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Gorbachev ended the USSR... all because he wanted Pizza Hut

[@Munchkin_1408]

Why did I think that Kim Jong-Un would not be here?

[@nikkirockznikkirockz4158]

Very interesting observation, dear Leader! :))

[@danielflynn8530]

What will it take for Kim Jung in to denounce his hierarchy. 5 GUYS IS THE ANSWER OR POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH

[@gabriellekelly3462]

You're literally every where Jong-Un

[@ET--]

* frantically worships Supreme Leader *

[@deadpoet4]

I'd have loved if Matt found out they mixed up the pizzas into different boxes, thus messing with all of his preconceptions.

[@karenramnath9993]

Yes! They should have at least removed the boxes😂

[@gunfighterzero]

It should be a blind test

[@katepalmer4540]

That be great

[@gokblok]

I'd be able to tell.

[@michaelmythology]

I go to Pizza Joint is Pizza Hut. I used to HATE Little Caesers with a passion but sometime in the last decade they upped their game jack! It's cheap, it's good, and it's pizza.

[@silentben]

As a yankee who lives within 200 miles of NYC, to compare these options as the contenders feels akin to what I imagine Matt would feel watching me rank instant grits.

[@KS-ko9qt]

We watch because it is relaxing and funny :) I'm not even from the South but I love watching this channel

[@Devil.Boii6969]

As a former CiCis manager the olive just shows it’s a delivery or Togo order. But, you usually want to take it off after you pull the pizza from the oven. One of the many reasons is bankrupt

[@gokblok]

What a stupid indicator. The entire food service industry already has ways of doing this that don't include errant ingredients. Lol

[@snausages43]

Wow, what a weird ass idea for marking a delivery pizza.

[@michaelcharles786]

This may say way to much about me as a person, however I could sit and watch Matt eat and Bless Your Rank all day long! I have waited too long, I need another showdown between Matt & Calli on Back Porch Bickerin'!

[@rianaconklin6954]

Honestly I love it's a southern thing, but bless your rank is totally my favorite thing to watch lol, loved your video Matt, and I really love how your wife helps out, it's so sweet, it reminds me of how my husband would act if I filmed videos lol you are always so entertaining and enjoyable, thank you so much for sharing, I can't wait for your next video 😁👍

[@Chyrnobyl66]

yea i switched to Marco's about 5 yrs ago when my son got a job delivering for them for a while. The pepperoni magnifico with 2 different types of pepperoni is amazing, and what i order everytime lol. Never gone back to pizza hut/dominoes since.

[@proehm]

The only decent pizza you will ever get comes from a place that has precisely one location.

[@coreybarton8350]

Damn right. Hole in the wall place owned by an angry Greek guy will top any chain you'll ever go to.

[@andreasfrost-blade4689]

Maybe two locations.

[@XandyMusic]

Chicago local pizza chains like Aurelios, Rosattis, and Arenelos beg to differ.

[@trythinking6676]

Dern straight here where I live.

[@nathansettlemyre7365]

Facts

[@bill4476]

I would rather watch Matt rank toenail clippings from an Ethiopian village than watch football. Thank you for some real entertainment tonight.

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I love you, I would watch it just for the novelty!

[@orbeezy]

Goofy

[@usernameisusername]

Are you still alive?

[@realong2506]

We have at least ten pizza places in my hometown and they all stink. There was a Marcos which was really good but it closed for some reason. I miss it.

[@scottnix4991]

Who else needs to know the story behind Matt's lifetime ban from his local Pizza Hut?

[@lindaseel8633]

Yes.

[@rhondaj3154]

I’m gonna need backstory details here....🧐

[@dominickjustave3558]

Yes

[@grzesiakart1808]

Yessssssss

[@susanmadden1096]

I would like to know why Matt got banned from Pizza Hut!!!!!

[@KittenCat2223]

I work at a Domino's. The little pizza sprinkles your talking about, it's corn meal. We use cornmeal to stretch the dough. Then it gets cooked and that cooked cornmeal sticks to the crust.

[@ak8990]

After my husband and I got bad food poisoning from Dominos we have never eaten there again. I only do Papa Johns or a local pizza chain called "Pizza Village" in Eastern NC. It has the most amazing pizza ever!

[@CalcioFan4Ever]

Look man, little ceasars does the job when your broke af but want some pizza, it's not the best, but you knew that when you bought it :v

[@Kered-9]

It's good for the price

[@mapphew1995]

that deep deep dish pizza ain't that bad.

[@JustYourAverageGirl2002]

Yep

[@WiseOne.]

Don’t you dare hit on little Caesars! Lol It’s not half bad

[@anthonystrickland7049]

@@WiseOne. full disclosure, it's not that good either...

[@rhondaj3154]

First time ever I’ve seen Domino’s pizza bring on an existential crisis. 🤣🤣🤣 I ❤️ Matt. Hilarious guy!

[@minthemouth]

Totally agree with your #1 pick! Fun fact, it's good without cheese, too. (I know, sacrilege for a Southerner, but I'm severely lactose intolerant.)

[@shanedaley6236]

I want to know how he got banned from that pizza hut

[@MonkeyDefenceForce]

Maybe that pizza hut had a buffet once and he went all into it, it kinda makes sense.

[@EtaryaFae]

Well, our Pizza Hut kinda sucked, so he didn’t miss out. The one a few towns over is better, but not much more. Feel him on the domino’s though. It’s right on the highway beside a gas station and is always available, but it’s our best pizza place. Though our Little Caesar’s in one of the best in the county especially if you get no sauce.

[@toshawhatareyoudoing6410]

If you're ever in Jacksonville, Florida, there's an Al's Pizza that's pretty dang good. They also have this sort of deep fried ravioli situation going on that's life changing.

[@FrankHorigan]

Yeha Taht place is Good

[@CantankerousDave]

In Florida? Fried ravioli is a St. Louis thing, and the less said about their provel cheese, the better.

[@HxcJinx]

You brought me in with fried ravioli.

[@MonkeyDefenceForce]

You had me with deep fried ravioli.

[@smokingclays400]

Good to know there’s a place to get toasted ravioli outside of St. Louis!

[@bipolarbear7325]

Pizza Inn is my favorite but they're hard to find outside of the south.

[@FmlitsAJ]

A well-made, fresh Marco’s Pizza has got to be my favorite pizza and their cheesy bread is really good too.

[@Daeavorn]

back in 2011 they still made their own sauce in store so that is nice to see. they also made their own dough, and we had a huge mixer in the back.

[@brentwaldschmidt2009]

Still do, and their cheesy jalapeño sauce is out of this world good

[@Bacopa68]

Round here we call Cici's "Feces". It's still good to go to.

[@cpcoasternut]

Pretty soon they will all be closed now going bankrupt

[@steveleavell114]

I remember when Marco's first hit the scene it was a cheap bland pizza. And when I worked at Dominos I learned to love Little Ceasars because it was the only pizza I could afford, yes, while working at Dominos.

[@thecommenter9678]

Marco's is still bland, but it ain't cheap anymore. They cut every corner and the rootbeer they carry is like battery acid. Personal experience with my local Marco's

[@graynano8695]

My husband and I used to have a Mr Jim's franchise (RIP mr Jim...very nice guy in person) anyway, when we were at work and bored, we would order from different pizza delivery places just to see the confusion on the delivery dudes face when he delivered a pizza to a delivery pizza shop....it was fantastic! And yes, we tipped very very well

[@matthewhammond9575]

I love this idea 😂

[@seanc3362]

Same, I was a delivery driver and would order a pizza to our store, got to know the drivers of the other stores. Was guaranteed employment. LOL

[@saronricker2095]

"It's like a happy meal, and these are my toys" 😂

[@JazzyGaming]

Pizza actually is pretty nutritious but like most things, its about how much you eat. I saw a study that said pizza can actually be a better nutritional choice than a lot of cereals

[@Ryvaken]

That is NOT difficult.

[@ChibiPanda8888]

Yeah, I'm not surprised about that.

[@jadeneiman5039]

Sometimes I wish it would be a blind taste test, so his bias wouldn’t have to do with the rank. Then we would have a true rank!

[@mrbear1302]

Agreed!

[@gunna2cool]

But his biases and their stories are half the fun 🤪

[@kaldogorath]

I felt like that at first, but it's not really meant to be an empirical rating, it's an entertaining video about food.

[@grassfedmilkmomma]

Yep and there would be no hiding the litrle caesars

[@CM-qi1xs]

“I live in the woods so I can’t get any of this” - I felt that

[@pamelajackson6954]

We moved to a new town 3 years ago and our only delivery was Marco's. We had never had their pizza. It instantly became our favorite!

[@patrickprosser8227]

Marco's is some seriously tasty pizza. By far and away the best crust.

[@jasonsulewski8215]

Absolutely.

[@mathuff2255]

And if you add the crust flavors it's really good

[@Bimorcomics]

Are there any NOT connected to a Family Video? Every Marco’s I’ve seen (Southern Illinois) was in the same building and shut down before the Family Video parent shuttered.

[@punkyy08]

@@Bimorcomics the one I used to go to in college was connected to a family video until the video store shut down. I had never seen a Marco’s before so I didn’t even realize it was a common thing

[@RiceaRoni354]

Jetts

[@lilykep]

I will never forgive Papa John's for those soggy disgusting mushrooms I was forced to eat as a child. Those things were a crime against humanity. Who ever decided that *canned* mushrooms hidden under the cheese of a pizza was acceptable was doing the devil's work.

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Garlic butter. Also sounds good

[@willp.8120]

Papa John's hasn't used canned mushrooms in a long time.

[@lilykep]

@@willp.8120 The trauma is still real.

[@porkbun8243]

I used to work at Papa John's like 15 years ago. Never saw any canned mushrooms. Maybe the franchise in your area was crap?

[@lilykep]

@@porkbun8243 15 years ago I was 20. This was more like 25 years ago.

[@Hayes607]

Hunts brothers was my pizza while my family and I were stationed in Germany. So glad Volgeweh Air Base had that pizza.

[@NatashaGraves555]

Papa John's never fails us. When we order pizza it's always Papas

[@chrissnyder4439]

This is a tough one for where I live. I'm in Buffalo, NY, and we take great pride in our pizza, as well as NY style. Because of this Pizza Hut recently closed every location in the area, and most chains don't do well. We have 2 Papa John's and maybe a couple Dominos, but I think they're mainly for the tourists who don't know better. The closest Cici's to us is in PA, but it's across the street from a Cracker Barrel, and a block from Chick-Fil-A...so I've never been there.

[@mrgreene3290]

I've been a Papa John's pizza fan for years... the garlic butter is delish. But, then my neighborhood got Marco's Pizza with my favorite being the PEPPERONI MAGNIFICO which has two types of pepperoni (Pepperoni and our signature Old World Pepperoni) - yum! Marco's could use a garlic butter for sure.

[@RefinedRandy]

Marcos has Garlic Butter. Marcos pizza dipped in zesty ranch for the pizza part, and then their crust dipped in garlic butter is pure heaven. I also highly suggest adding the garlic sauce, parmesan, and Roma crust toppers when you order, bc they really elevate the crust and you can get multiple for free. Those 3 combined is my favorite combo for the crust toppers. Marcos has been my favorite pizza chain for well over 12 years now. Edit: also I think the Marcos garlic butter is way better than papa John's garlic butter bc it seems more.....real. Papa John's is like butter flavored plastic to me.

[@happybunch6209]

Cici's is where families like mine go after church on Sunday when I forget to make breakfast.. LOL... (Ps. I hate it) but my sons (teen & tween) love it.

[@aalllllllexx]

The "domino's dust" is cornmeal... That's what the dough is stretched in. I worked there for 4 years so completely related to the being tired of their food bit

[@lilyannew.2946]

I live in North Carolina but moved from Maryland and this channle teaches me alot🤣🤣

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Which Delivery Pizza Place is the Best?" Me: *Krusty Krab*

[@avkpowell8113]

Omg yes

[@avkpowell8113]

The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and meeeeeeeee

[@wyattwilliams2457]

You are everywhere

[@awesomeglitterunicornag]

YAAAAAAS! Kristy KrAaAaAaAaAaAAaaaaAAAAAB kRaAaAaAaAaAaaAaaAAAAaaAaAAaaB PIZZA!!!!!!!!!

[@saffiegirl4158]

Naw. They always be forgetting your Diet Dr. Kelp.

[@travisturner2725]

Fun fact: The black olive on the Cici's Pizza is how the cooks tell the cutter that the pizza is to go...Still wack

[@trevortaylor1573]

Is it seriously???

[@travisturner2725]

@@trevortaylor1573 Yep, not even a local thing, it's literally in the training videos

[@monkeyballs512]

What if I wanted black olives on my pizza and I wanted it to eat in the restaurant?

[@noahhastings6145]

@@monkeyballs512 No

[@eddyflo2978]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@AW-gh3yv]

I love to watch these food rankings. That said it needs to be a blind tasting. I feel Matts food biases get in the way of a true real ranking. Still like to watch.

[@jordanjenkins1671]

Problem though is if you've had chain food often enough, you can recognize their taste even when blindfolded.

[@PSmith5194681153]

@@jordanjenkins1671 That is true to a point. Rhett and Link seem to have trouble, at least at times, when blindfolded. To be fair, I don't know how much fast food they have outside of their work.

[@mytopicsopinions2840]

There was nothing like getting a fresh pizza at Kmart which was little Caesars and also the crazy bread so good.. Just brings back my childhood

[@tonyb92681]

Sorry Matt. That Is probably not an olive on your Cici's pizza. It's an O-ring from the freezer that pizza was shipped in.

[@BitterBetty76]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tessa7413]

Oh my gosh, that made me laugh out loud, literally! 😆 🤣

[@dosstoves419]

Hi-larious! Laughing so hard that tears are squeezing out. Loved the Cici’s rant.

[@dosstoves419]

In response to all those who demand a blind taste test: I only watch these Bless Yo’Ranks to hear Matt’s rants. The best! Keep on keeping on!

[@tjl4688]

"Cowabunga, my dude" Subtitle: *indistinct*

[@ravichhabra5]

Anyone else get super excited to search for the "it's a Yankee thing" channel only to realize he was just joking? No? Just me? I'll see myself out.

[@chanceehuiet]

Bye. Lol.

[@fezzadork]

What exactly would "It's a Yankee thing" entail? Is it about stuff from New Jersey? Or is it just about anything that isn't Southern? What do Southerners call Canadians? Igloo Yankees. What do Southerners call Italians? Pasta Yankees. What do Southerners call Chinese? Rice Yankees. What do Southerners call Northerners? Damn Yankees.

[@shaun2566]

I was excited too

[@shaun2566]

@@fezzadork it’s mostly north eastern thing like pa and Connecticut and shit like that

[@lunapopoca2010]

He said bagels and I got really excited

[@recoveringsoul755]

I get mediums because it's the biggest size box fit in my fridge. I get two, last me a few days. When fresh I can eat over half by myself

[@vickyschieman2694]

I wasn't a fan of Marco's the last time I tried it but Matt has convinced me I'll have to try it again. I do love Papa John's pizza, especially their specialty cheeseburger pizza when they have it. FYI: Domino's cheeseburger pizza tastes EXACTLY like a McDonald's cheeseburger but costs a lot more, so don't bother. I would've loved to have seen Matt's reaction to Little Ceasar's "certified smokified" smokehouse pizza when they had it. Only thing worse than bad pizza is putting bad BBQ atop it. Generally though, if I'm getting pizza, I'm getting it from either Romeo's (a local chain) or one of my town's mom and pop Italian restaurants. Guido's has been around here forever and has a loyal customer base; during the first few months of the pandemic, when lots of restaurants were struggling, Guido's profits actually went UP 30%. Some nights, they literally ran out of pizza before closing time. To this day, most of the people I know who lived here for a while and then moved away will make Guido's their first stop when they come back for a visit.

[@kins5768]

*me ordering dominoes at 5 minutes into this video*

[@cyndinelson6263]

We opted for stuffed crust Papa John’s because we had a coupon.

[@trythinking6676]

Domino's sucks. Worked there for 8 years.

[@Midnightsadv1bez]

@@trythinking6676 It sucks for you but for others (like me) I think it is my 3rd fav pizza place.

[@jamesanderson6373]

*dominos

[@sandystamps8077]

Marco’s is my favorite in Kentucky. But the best pizza in Indiana is Pizza King, royal feast pizza! 🤗

[@karoleigharmstrong8568]

CiCi's, ahh memories. CiCi's feed our son's Cub Scout troop, T-Ball team, Y Flag Football team, UpWards Soccer and Basketball teams. Thank gosh for CiCi's, feeding kids teams. Than you Lord, they all switched to Papa John's when they hit High School!

[@mcmage5250]

You asked like why we''re watching these videos and here's my answer. I haven't been to America at all and always wanted to go there. I know it has a lot of diverse food and lots of goodies. Watching y'all's videos replenishes my ambition for that one goal (and also makes my hungry but I digress!). And well you know how you have to like search reviews and plan your trip to food places? Who needs extra reviews when we have Bless Your Rank!!! >o< Best goddamn food review series on KZbin.

[@AustinJASMR]

6:32 The pizza slices the teachers give you during parties. Except I wouldn't know, because my classes always got popcorn.

[@hayleywharton6201]

"Just look for the one with the most shiplap." Lol love the dig on that trend. So true!

[@doberski6855]

Matt coming into the studio; "Okay what are we ranking today?" Southern Thing crew; " Well Matt the Pot Luck gang voted for Delivered Pizza Ranking!" Outer Matt tries to look disappointed, while Inner Matt is jumping up and down with joy!

[@tonyeatspizza]

Man, you are so dang entertaining! Loved the wetness on top of the pizza mountain!

[@maesonj5938]

“If this was a Walmart parking lot, A Plus”..............hilarious

[@Sathtana]

Marco's makes the dough and sauce in house. Source: I helped open one in my town before leaving for college.

[@RayBanVision13]

Was a GM at Marco’s during college. I can confirm this. Still my favorite pizza.

[@tb2324]

Marcos is my favorite pizza.

[@bustermcthundernut]

They are the best chain pizza

[@teschvalleyrailroad]

There were no Marco's near us 5 years ago when I first tried their products in Lansing, Michigan. They're are now 2 and it is our family favorite. Their ham & cheese sub is next level especially when you add bacon!!! Their pizza bowls are also amazing. (Pizza without the crust)

[@anneliseromine1161]

I miss hungry howies. Use to eat there sometimes in Florida. I gotta say I've never had Marcos, but I just might try them now. I agree that papa John's and domino's is good. Especially their crust. Pizza hut stuffed crust though...mmm...

[@csnide6702]

HH is great for the cheaper pizza.... my second fave here....