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@rhistinalewis60233 ай бұрын
hi
@AceJackWagon8853 ай бұрын
But they were off camera!
@AcousticJammTheGamer3 ай бұрын
I personally have the Redmagic 9 Pro. Not quite the 9S, but to be honest, the 9S isn't that different than the 9.
@Decidukip3 ай бұрын
You didn’t mention the battery life. That’s a red flag and I’m assuming that it’s abysmal.
@0liv3riskindahereiguess3 ай бұрын
Me when the sponsor :😴😴😴
@orbrat2123 ай бұрын
Wait, hold on, if you count touching the frog in Super Mario Land 2 as touching a "Toad", shouldn't you be able to count SMB2 as successful because you can touch Wart at the end of the game, because he's a frog/toad?
@Justsomeidiot-x4p3 ай бұрын
Wait why does this actually make sense 😭
@ItsMeChair13 ай бұрын
Yes
@Beatboxing_Leprechaun3 ай бұрын
I guess so!
@NaughtyPigMario3 ай бұрын
unless he decides to only consider the Toads the mushroom people from the mushroom kingdom then yeah
@CrazyWeridoRH3 ай бұрын
Jorts is going to put a hit out on you because you know too much
@JJ_R3 ай бұрын
For Super Mario Bros. Wonder, you could’ve had Player 1 as Yoshi, because other players can ride the Yoshi players, which requires touch.
@X-ray151233 ай бұрын
That makes sense
@FrogAttitude3 ай бұрын
He would've, but Toad still resents Yoshi for stealing his Thunder. Doing so would make Toad really uncomfortable and I don't think Toad would appreciate being touched by the Dino he dislikes the most
@JJ_R3 ай бұрын
@@FrogAttitude It was over 2 decades ago! Surely, after all the parties & kart rides, those two would’ve patched things up by now.
@FrogAttitude3 ай бұрын
@@JJ_Ri dunno man, Toad might be holding a grudge... those parties always seemed to ruin friendships if anything And the Kart races also had Bowser competing. It was anything but friendly, heck even Luigi would give a death stare in those heated moments! Lmao
@royalhighandadoptmeperson50203 ай бұрын
In the tennis games yoshi and toad are a duo team and toad wouldn’t be teammates with someone he hates and besides they can ride yoshi in new super Mario bros Wii and deluxe so toad was able to either make up with yoshi or sacrifice some for mid jumps to pent off some anger
@AceJackWagon8853 ай бұрын
"We're not counting premature touching." wait *WHAT*
@jackhumphries10873 ай бұрын
You heard him
@MsCerealCat3 ай бұрын
I saw this as he said that
@theominouspigeon3 ай бұрын
"no self touching" aw man
@JohnGoobertonTheThird3 ай бұрын
erm actually he said "I wont be counting any self touching though"
@ehx34193 ай бұрын
@@JohnGoobertonTheThird I think he just full-on embraced the suggstiveness at that point.
@izzybellyyy3 ай бұрын
Toad became depressed because he was touch-starved during his absence. Thank you j0rts for this reminder of the healing power of touch 🙏🏻
@theominouspigeon3 ай бұрын
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@RUNICUS_YT3 ай бұрын
facts facts
@Howdyasdo2 ай бұрын
@@theominouspigeonI concurr
@Samandjam5553 ай бұрын
“No self touching”💀 “No premature touching”💀 “I know where we can go to touch toads”💀
@ExGanonMain3 ай бұрын
2:06 “Where I know for sure there are some Toads we can touch” -j0rts,2024
@ButterButterButterFr3 ай бұрын
Nice pfp
@ExGanonMain3 ай бұрын
@@ButterButterButterFr Same to you
@Link-from-hyrule3 ай бұрын
Pikmen
@theominouspigeon3 ай бұрын
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@ehx34193 ай бұрын
I literally came here to comment that I can't be the only one who thought the title/premise sounds kinda suggestive...
@RedFalconTV3 ай бұрын
7:50 ngl "right hand" is a real one
@j0rts3 ай бұрын
lmao
@JosePabloosnaya3 ай бұрын
I love the Red falcon
@tecb13 ай бұрын
Red falcon :D
@coclayla33 ай бұрын
Wow you watched fast
@kel2thac3 ай бұрын
@@j0rts can you do mario but i have to touch a pirranna plant next please!
@ardlink6873 ай бұрын
The toads in the original Mario Bros have been turned into bricks so technically if you break a brick, you’ve touched a toad.
@charleysm1553 ай бұрын
Wait… wouldn’t that mean… mushrooms are… OH GOD
@JasonButCool3 ай бұрын
Yeah, so he could’ve easily touched a toad within 10 or so seconds
@maksrobotengr3 ай бұрын
I feel like that might have been retconned though
@mattchew0623073 ай бұрын
No, the official guidebook specifies they are ? Blocks, NOT Bricks. They give the player “power up’s (which includes coins for some reason) as a gift to help him save Peach as she’d be able to free them.
@Tal120753 ай бұрын
@JasonButCool9204 maybe 3 seconds or 2 or even 1 seconds.
@barelyhere72003 ай бұрын
Toad how many times do we have to tell you to not self touch yourself during videos
@blitzgerald3 ай бұрын
this comment caught me lacking
@ThunderCam7773 ай бұрын
I'm disappointed to see that Yoshi caused Toad to be depressed
@noahdeng94013 ай бұрын
For wonder, just play as Yoshi and Toad for it to count.
@XkamylaX3 ай бұрын
Touched a Toad: 😇 Touched Toad: 🤨
@cadefilms40723 ай бұрын
Toadette
@ExGanonMain3 ай бұрын
Bro better have asked for consent
@JaymcJefty3 ай бұрын
Drake wouldn’t have however
@rheeeeeee20113 ай бұрын
@@JaymcJeftynahhh
@simpleman38983 ай бұрын
It's a video game so nope😂
@juandt12343 ай бұрын
@@simpleman3898r/woooosh
@Ramperdos3 ай бұрын
11:33 Is that a threat or the idea of the next challenge?
@DjoingDalton3 ай бұрын
There's a way faster Toad in 3D land. if you wait around on the title screen for a bit, you can play in a secret room where some toads are.
@Tal120753 ай бұрын
You are right.
@a26lolhart3 ай бұрын
It feels like every youtuber is going through some controversy, I mean c'mon, touching little toads? I thought you were better than that
@hAboyd3 ай бұрын
Randy wouldn't do this to us!
@jacolbyparham07223 ай бұрын
Here's the ad skip ➡ 3:50
@Pistachio_Red3 ай бұрын
Thanks
@seanwong37963 ай бұрын
Thank you 🙏🏻
@heikebraun468326 күн бұрын
Thx (start chain if used skip)
@JustKeener3 ай бұрын
5:12 the amount of times YEDDABLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH enters my brain is staggering
@MJ_64753 ай бұрын
“thank you for saving me Mario but our Princess is in another castle”
@PorygonBugado3 ай бұрын
Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad The 4 elements lived in peace, until the bowser nation attacked
@dragonlord48983 ай бұрын
Promotion Skip Button: 3:51
@JAL14033 ай бұрын
Thanks Mate 👍
@Kamekthegreatgamer3 ай бұрын
Thanks very much
@wilhelmorangenbaum3 ай бұрын
Remember kids: 1:58
@blitzgerald3 ай бұрын
you got me
@JAL14033 ай бұрын
😂
@Wario_loves_Garlic3 ай бұрын
🤨
@TCoOpal3 ай бұрын
Remember kids: 6:17
@YannaiFedida12 күн бұрын
🤣🤣
@coolDude-sx6we3 ай бұрын
In Mario 2, King Wart is a toad… So just speed run through the game
@zacharymccoy70913 ай бұрын
It would be cool if you did "How fast can I take a life in every Mario and Zelda game?"
@erinj34703 ай бұрын
“How fast can I touch murder”
@sintanan4693 ай бұрын
"How fast can I be an average D&D player in every Mario game?"
@Nasho33 ай бұрын
"How fast can i touch Zelda in every Zelda game?"
@jamesk18683 ай бұрын
Well just break a brick and you killed a toad
@Iliketosayhelloalot3 ай бұрын
we getting a restraining order with that title 🗣️🗣️
@X07-g6n3 ай бұрын
4:02 "I DON'T APPEAR IN THIS GAME!" **Dies from a fire ball** - Sr.Pelo's Toad.
@GTPvZGamers3 ай бұрын
It's unbelievable how fast you can do that in some of those games
@Mabra513 ай бұрын
1:28 How did you die ? You clearly jumped on that buzzy beetle.
@xandtheironminer6023 ай бұрын
Funky hit boxes
@blitzgerald3 ай бұрын
I want to know as well
@Splittcat63 ай бұрын
Saw this on discord went right away
@Benjamin-wd4ge3 ай бұрын
1:13 because the 1985 player want a more hardcore game before we have cuphead and dark souls
@Super_Top_Secret_Area3 ай бұрын
While Toad may have been absent during SMW; that was probably because he stayed to protect the kingdom while Mario, Luigi and Peach went to Dinosaur Land. And indeed, Toad and Birdo were the only ones around to defend the Peaceful Woods from Wario in Wario's Woods.
@Willow_wolf663 ай бұрын
Doc Disrespect:I can touch a toad 1 Second.
@c.k13913 ай бұрын
If in galaxy 2 you’re not making contact with the toads then in the toad houses you’re also not touching them 6:21
@GabrielRolland-l4n3 ай бұрын
This is why I was only in Japan. In Japan it's Super Mario Bros 2, but Nintendo knew it was too hard for us Americans, so they reused the game and made a new Super Mario Bros 2. The box cover says "Mario Madness" for some reason.
@Boykeeplays3 ай бұрын
You can also touch Toads by waiting for the title screen to end on 3D Land which takes you to a secret room with toads
@EmmanuelBobo-r3y3 ай бұрын
2:45 mobile gaming brack
@Emma-sn2gu3 ай бұрын
How fast can you touch chris pratt in every mario game
@houseofjax28063 ай бұрын
The fact that phone companies are starting to sponsor youtubers is actually pretty cool
@wiws0323 ай бұрын
4:09 4:12 4:14 4:18 4:19 4:20 4:26 4:28 4:29
@ChaseTheRedFox3 ай бұрын
2:17 If you had time to do this, you had time to drop through the white block and touch Toad who gives you the warp whistle. XP
@randompig98533 ай бұрын
I feel like “how fast can you touch a buzzy beetle in every mario game” would be a cool video idea
@blitzgerald3 ай бұрын
I love buzzy beetle :D
@Mis7erSeven3 ай бұрын
The difference between the games is crazy. Two hours for Bowsers Fury and not even one second for 3D World.
@amandak.42463 ай бұрын
your voice makes me laugh, you sound so nonplussed all the time. i love it
@calebbraun95053 ай бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see a new j0rts video, I click
@youtubeuniversity36383 ай бұрын
Touch Air In Every Metroid
@5fcr586-7-3 ай бұрын
0:11 in the oh my
@steampunkfox49323 ай бұрын
The manual of the early Mario games do say the toads were turned into bricks so wouldn’t breaking blocks technically count as touching toads?
@Tal120753 ай бұрын
Yes.
@Chubby_Bub3 ай бұрын
5:27 this seems about as much as "not touching" Toads that you didn’t count in other games…
@boy10153 ай бұрын
I know it was confirmed but ima keep going. your the best dude :) How fast can you get a sword in every Zelda game
@MarioFRC323 ай бұрын
For Super Mario Bros Wonder you could have just played as a Yoshi and have the Toad jump on your back. Certified touching
@GlutzahnLP3 ай бұрын
Im Currently 2 Minutes into the video and already laughed at least 4 times xD "No self touching" xD
@Dovah_Slayer3 ай бұрын
J0rts do I need to call HR? Well in this case i guess It'd be TR (toad resources)
@BinglesP3 ай бұрын
Technically, you can touch the playable Toad in Super Mario 3D World in single player. Using the GamePad or the Switch's touch screen, you have a cursor that allows you to directly interact with things without having to use the playable character, and that includes touching said playable character; including Toad of course. Even easier touching!
@Colbyj14223 ай бұрын
Don’t even NEED to watch it to know this vids gonna be amazing
@theominouspigeon3 ай бұрын
**rock eyebrow**
@RougeMephilesClone3 ай бұрын
The very name of this challenge has some special sauce.
@Harouka03 ай бұрын
Bro finally I missed that kind of videos❤🔥
@Catamazed3 ай бұрын
Not the toads 😭
@LuckySketches3 ай бұрын
Don't worry, the Toads are into it. They're freaky like that.
@SDW_YT3 ай бұрын
i am proud i predictid this video 2 months ago in the moblin video 😎
@safebox363 ай бұрын
You can actually touch Toad faster in New Super Mario Bros Wii. If the 2nd player changes their character from Toad to someone else, then Toad will run off screen to the left and touch Mario on his way out.
@Pumpernikkle3 ай бұрын
Good video ol chap!! If you want to hear my toad impression please dm me directly, you might want to use it in a future video.
@3huntersteam9793 ай бұрын
Remember kids, “No self touching!”
@thebananaspeedruns92753 ай бұрын
A faster way to touch a Toad in Mario Wonder is to enter 1-1 with Mario and a Toad, then kill toad, then when you revive the toad you will have touched a dead toad which counts because you never said that the toad has to be alive
@callinater61333 ай бұрын
An even faster way is to pick Yoshi and have toad mount Yoshi.
@0PercentImagination3 ай бұрын
"No self-touching" is certainly not something I ever expected to read or hear in a challenge video lol.
@BLGHA3 ай бұрын
How fast can you touch a ceiling? I bet you are too short to touch a ceiling!
@CryptidValentine3 ай бұрын
You could also count for Mario Wonder if player 2 dies and you touch him to revive him, since that’s explicitly touching toad
@5fcr586-7-3 ай бұрын
0:04 Princess toad
@martasebastiagil14963 ай бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂𝑋𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Coolouie3 ай бұрын
With the iconic speech "Maarrriowhehaooo!"
@Mr.TacoGuy3 ай бұрын
stool
@youngmateoFR3 ай бұрын
Stool
@Certified_Marvin_M0ment3 ай бұрын
How fast can you touch Luigi in every Mario game
@BinglesP3 ай бұрын
I can't believe you didn't count Wart as a Toad for Super Mario Bros. USA. He's even more of a Toad than the Toads are, just like the ones in Super Mario Land 2.
@Alex-95-Gaming3 ай бұрын
How did you die from the Buzzy Beetle at 1:27 wtf Also in 3D Land, there are Toads you can interact with if you wait for the opening demo to play.
@EoghanTheGoat3 ай бұрын
In super mario wonder you can ride yoshi as toad so 1st player should have been yoshi
@SuidicalRaccoon3 ай бұрын
1:41 good on him, boundaries are important.
@TheChickenLordCoding3 ай бұрын
in 3d land , at the end of the title screen cutscene you can touch a toad
@chaochow3933 ай бұрын
I guess you can say this video is TOADally amazing
@Hudus741725 күн бұрын
i'm just gonna throw this out a few years ago i saw some lore indicating in the first mario game, bowser turned all the toads into the bricks you see in the game, so technically, powering on the NES is all you needed to do for this
@mini_menace2483 ай бұрын
Mr beast: how fast can kris touch kids
@Eellex5013 ай бұрын
I would like the next 3D Mario game to have large levels like Odyssey.
@zacharytempel15263 ай бұрын
Touch death in every Zelda game
@jamby013 ай бұрын
I mean if we count the ghost, you can touch toad in wonder if you let him die
@Kosmicd123 ай бұрын
you can actually sometimes get mario to walk all the way over and touch toad in the first 2 games. Smb1 optimally takes just over 2 minutes, 2j takes about 2:10
@NeptuneEnergPX4 күн бұрын
“Just don’t touch other people’s mushrooms without their consent.” -Shortcat 2024 5:53
@SenseiblueTheCatboy3 ай бұрын
2:58 there are 3 Mario mobile games if we count the Dr. Mario one…
@IsmaYess2 ай бұрын
Yeah but I can’t play that one
@SenseiblueTheCatboy2 ай бұрын
@@IsmaYess Yeah, I never noticed that they shut down that game… Thanks for teaching me something new!
@ashmander34653 ай бұрын
The guy who gave you the bird from the very beginning
@azeckaokkАй бұрын
Now, can you touch Air in Mario games?
@cuddlequeen32253 ай бұрын
Bro needing to learn to speedrun bowser's fury for this video.
@stacie81343 ай бұрын
@DigitalKnightOfficial24 күн бұрын
i touched the reply button
@brickwarrior57713 ай бұрын
You should see how fast you can touch Zelda in every Legend of Zelda game!
@ShinySableye173 ай бұрын
the “no self-touching” thing killed me lmao
@mini_menace2483 ай бұрын
Drake: how fast can we touch kids in every country
@VeryEvilGM3 ай бұрын
In Super Mario Brothers, you can touch the axe and Bowser same time, which makes Bowser fall into lava, and player dies same time, but is thrown all the way to Toad, touching it and falling through the floor, then you start the next level.
@tromedlovdrolmai3 ай бұрын
wait, don't the later castle toads of the first game and lost levels pop out of the bag, doesn't at least one of them touch make contact with Mario?
@Digiritter_Prinz3 ай бұрын
6:43 you could have done that faster if you wait until the title screen is over you can already touch a Toad in the tutorial room
@GatlingPea-r5xАй бұрын
4:39 an actual toad
@Levisworld93 ай бұрын
Actually the bricks in smb are toads
@YemmyTheFerret3 ай бұрын
great video idea~!
@Ploonticus3 ай бұрын
In wonder, you could have played as yoshi so toad could get on your bac.
@kingboo45183 ай бұрын
Now do paper Mario games, it really shouldn’t be that hard in the later games…