How fast can you touch grass in every Paper Mario game?

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With the release of The Thousand Year Door remake on the Switch, I figured what better time than now to touch some grass in every Paper Mario game.
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[@j0rts]

grass

[@theominouspigeon]

ssarg

[@rhysbrown8787]

ass grass or gas

[@TheHack09]

Grass🗿🌱

[@GlennOrSomething]

Good job

[@FroggieCraft]

grass

[@MasterLagoz]

Touching water might be even more dangerous as paper.

[@Croshau]

Grass is still pretty dangerous though

[@AngelofGrace96]

Oh no, he'd get all soggy and fall apart!

[@MiningMiner27]

It's a good thing that the in-game water is made of paper

[@wilhelmorangenbaum2]

J0rts - "it may be a little sad looking but hey, grass is grass" J0rts in the first touching grass video - "I will not count this wet soggy grey thing as grass" Lmao

[@j0rts]

I guess I've become more open minded

[@wilhelmorangenbaum2]

@@j0rts I suppose yeah lol

[@MorningMeasure]

​@@j0rtsTouching grass for a while will do that to you

[@bedekuuu]

tbf this grass was actually green lmao

[@LJB4]

Ok now touch grass in every mario and Luigi game

[@AngelofGrace96]

Oh hell yeah those games are great

[@CaptainRillaboom]

Mabel: "Yay! Grass!"

[@tAVROSSS]

Gravity Falls mentioned in 2024🔥🔥

[@princeapoopoo5787]

*rolls down a hill*

[@ParkerRat]

Sticker Star being the fastest made sense. It was the Paper Mario that made me want to touch grass the fastest irl.

[@ChrisGagner]

Sticker Star: "It's just nice to win one..."

[@ClaireSoelberg-op8id]

XD

[@Robin91862]

2:15 MSN butterfly I love this reference

[@TiltCntrlz]

The only time Sticker Star will be number 1.

[@Wingsaber]

"Most underrated Paper Mario game" TRUUUUE I LOVED SUPER PAPER MARIO ❤

[@Savannah_Simpson]

Wow, I think this the first Paper Mario video I’ve watched that doesn’t make a point of mentioning how bad Sticker Star is! Just kind of surprising.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

His experience with the game didn't last long enough for that

[@The_prize981]

In fact you can't really touch grass: Although for Mario it is grass, It's green paper.

[@dr.whippersnatch7200]

Is Mario made of grass, or is grass made of Mario? Mario screams for he does not know. "Yahoooooo"

[@Akosa117]

Paper Mario could have been an echo fighter for Mr game and watch

[@user-xw6oi6pd5l]

alway ask grass for consent, before touching it.

[@simpleman3898]

😂

[@srlong1123]

Thank you Henry Crabgrass

[@RichRaptorVr]

💀💀💀

[@SpinDash]

4:04 is this grass felt? ...it is now

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

I just binge watched your TOUCHING IS GOOD videos, so hearing "it's been a while since I touched grass" was a whiplash

[@ThunderCam777]

I love me some of that green paper. It's the best quality

[@Egoo02]

While probs harder (maybe idk), it'd be cool to see something like this for the harvest moon games. Like how fast can you hold a chicken, pet a cow, etc

[@faereman]

Super Paper Mario is definitely my favorite, so many iconic moments in that game.

[@avereynakama9854]

Glad you went out and touched grass again ^_^

[@j0rts]

thank you, it was very difficult

[@DrRank]

I can't believe you left out the best Paper Mario game. Where's Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam?

[@Mothuzad]

If you counted the opening cutscene with Peach in TTYD, I can see why it would take 11 minutes. That cutscene used to be the title idle activity in the original, and doesn't play after you start a new file, so the time might be faster in that version.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Touch Air in Every Metroid.

[@manupm9161]

We need a 2nd part with the Mario and Luigi series (+ Mario RPG and the Mario+Rabbids)

[@Blue_Eureka]

Have you wanted to touch grass? Have you been locked up in your home since the pandemic even though its been over for a year? Well now you can, in paper form! Turn into your buddy Mario and get turned into flat stanley! Go outside, and you have legally touched grass! Only 12.99 *Side effects include cancer, death, and being made fun of on the internet for not being able to go outside in real life*

[@SinjinOmega]

You forgot Paper Jam.... I personally do classify that as a Paper Mario even though it says Mario and Luigi, only because Paper Mario is a playable party member and you fight paper enemies

[@drewstillexists]

We finally found a metric that makes Sticker Star the best Paper Mario game

[@toasttoast7487]

What about being on the 3ds?

[@guillaumek3342]

Can't wait for the grass% in speedruns

[@josselinlouis6538]

I liked it a lot. Next time, could you look how much time it takes to touch paper in every paper mario game?

[@Avatar-fc2qi]

“Emo origami fairy” made me laugh.

[@ms.tatortots5419]

Being reminded that paper mario thousand year door came out through J0rts videos is wild

[@Zel-Veraan]

Super Paper Mario is the greatest game in the franchise.

[@pho3144]

Paper Mario 64 is the greatest game in the franchise.

[@Molten2004]

Yes

[@Molten2004]

​@@pho3144 nope. It isn't even better than TTYD

[@ConnorGames1]

Paper Mario Color Splash is the greatest game in the franchise.

[@Molten2004]

@@ConnorGames1 good one lol

[@Ryanshark6]

It’s so refreshing to see someone play sticker star without feeling the need to insult it

[@WooperK]

Lets gooooooo color splash got the most gameplay

[@konithink2910]

ah yes my favorite.... FLAT GRASS

[@BoosieFade21]

"I love grass" -Snoop Dogg

[@thespookysoub]

super paper mario will always honestly be one of my favorites games of the whole franchise. so good.

[@RealisticRebelOfficial]

Touch Mario in every Mario game!

[@AriannieSwitch]

No

[@AriannieSwitch]

It's too easy

[@Riyoe]

Guess we'll never find out which version of TTYD is faster to touch grass in...

[@generalvic8250]

1:35 Mr. Mustachio???????? It's a collar...

[@user-ip5jy3ef1h]

petition to put paper mario in smash and make his final smash the thousand fold arms:

[@Toadzx]

I had no idea there were so many paper Mario games, I thought there was only two maybe three.

[@DrprofessorFrancis]

Hell yeah super paper mario approval

[@saltboyanimates]

Woah… what about paper jam? Or is that a Mario and Luigi game?

[@ClaireSoelberg-op8id]

It's technically a crossover, but it has the Mario and Luigi title, so many refer to it as such.

[@ItsDoge131]

Grandfather Mario… Papa Bowwow and Mommy PEACAH - Bowser Jr 200*1*

[@Creeper_6477]

Touch a penguin in every new super Mario brothers game

[@lalalei2001]

Crump has a mustache? I thought it was a collar!

[@Babs6942]

I should do that

[@BrianDaveyBlackThunder]

You know you should judge and it will be a good video touch, sand

[@KwizzyDaAwesome]

My son asks that you touch everything of something else in every Paper Mario game.

[@frostsparkad6118]

Video Idea: how fast can you get the best sword in every zelda game

[@ryttyr14]

But.... no grass was touched in this video. I only saw you touch a bunch of green paper and that one piece of green felt.

[@yohhh6715]

Paper Jam fans are in shambles rn

[@teddyroo12]

Just like the game

[@goldenyoshistar1]

Paper Jam is more Mario and Luigi... not Paper Mario

[@goldenyoshistar1]

@@teddyroo12 Paper Jam is still a good game. I'd put it higher than the fan favorite Mario and Luigi games (SS and BIS) and I'd say I prefer Paper Jam over all 6 Paper Mario Games.

[@yohhh6715]

@@goldenyoshistar1 It's like 1/3 or 1/2 Paper Mario depending on how you look at it, which isn't a lot but it's still something

[@Molten2004]

Fr. It's a better Paper Mario game than Sticker Star

[@olivender420]

I never do this

[@brosroadgaming3023]

You should see how fast you can touch water in every paper mario game

[@joshuafoote5144]

I think Mario does that the moment he steps out of the house.

[@The_Black_Cat_4]

Next touch grass in every Final Fantasy game.

[@dungeonorb]

guys we finally found a tier list in which sticker star is first

[@rileylederer8800]

Arlo, you HAVE to play Chrono Trigger. You will LOVE IT!

[@PotatoToon]

The remake version adds the book story which is not after the file selection in the original game, you would have saved a few minutes on the gamecube version.

[@Illgaia]

How fast can you touch FIRE in every Paper Mario game? It should be fatal. Fire and paper are natural enemies. And trying to put out the fire should only make it worse, since all the water is made of paper.

[@diddly_dude]

Honestly spm isnt even underrated anymore its overunderrated (called underrated so much that its not even underrated)

[@hoodedfr0g]

I like this video as I am personally a big fan of grass

[@Spacebuddy-dm6ps]

Now we gotta touch grass

[@calebbraun9505]

A like for the respect shown for super paper mario

[@jameswilcox511]

New j0rts? New j0rts!!

[@Digiritter_Prinz]

FINNALLY

[@JustJulyo]

I got a paper cut watching this

[@goldenyoshistar1]

Look at that. Sticker Star is in first place for something.... It's the fastest Paper Mario Game to touch Grass in.

[@mahai2837]

Amazing best😂😂😂

[@Douknodefox]

I saw this *WHILE* playing The Thousand Year Door remake.

[@ToadFan306]

I saw this on the day I got PMTOK on the Nintendo switch

[@AtomBacon]

Challenge: Touch grass in every *Metroid game*

[@RamenKingRoshi]

Nobody touches things like j0rts

[@lukesanford9026]

RIP Paper Jam

[@zdaughter51]

touch fire in every Zelda game

[@Cardknight-yk4pc]

Grass is green like the leafs on trees🎉 🌴

[@koolkirbb]

Good video but you should have done both versions of ttyd

[@joshuajarret6907]

Go touch poison already!

[@Tyboose]

Easy challenge for you! Touch floor tiling in every paper mario game!

[@BlockMan125-vv2dh]

Try to touch dirt in every mainline Mario game try to touch lava and every mainline Mario game

[@JustAxot]

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE PYTHON SCRIPT WORK IN AN ANOTHER GAME OR PROGRAM?

[@LuigiCollector]

Hi remember me also you one of these challenge videos in Luigi’s mansion pls do this

[@JJ_R]

How fast can you touch grass… in Star Fox?

[@darkreflection9087]

I must know

[@MichaelAarons1701]

How fast can you talk to an NPC in every Zelda game?

[@cryskilljoy]

please do some none nintendo games next

[@jamiecal11]

Don't think it's right to call SPM the most underrated one - most people think its alright but nut as good as the other 2, so unless you're gonna argue its better, then it's rated pretty appropriately. I'd say Color Splash is most underrated - obviously not a great game but most people skip it entirely. It's nowhere near as bad as Sticker Star despite being lumped in with it.

[@ClaireSoelberg-op8id]

I agree. Color Splash got (and still kinda gets) WAY more flack than SPM. Seriously, seeing every single SPM fan claim it's underrated drives me crazy. There's like, three and a half million of them. SPM gets as much love as it needs.

[@MikkeGG]

Touch Stares in evrey mario game

[@SmileyFaceCentral]

Grass

[@kylasheerin8414]

Can you do how fast you touch blue in mario games please

[@natzdavid3666]

Ah yes the MSN butterfly 💀💀

[@joshuaeddleston]

Interesting

[@superknuten3845]

What about Paper Jam?

[@promindcrafterstudios]

Now take out the Gr and make it your next challenge

[@theominouspigeon]

paper is made of grass though right?

[@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer]

It's made of trees, trees aren't grass

[@theominouspigeon]

@@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer palm trees: :moai:

[@GlennOrSomething]

Grasssss….tastes bad

[@g.b0is970]

Paper grass

[@zachpro5475]

You forgot paper jam

[@teddyj9482]

I can’t believe how reckless you are being, going out to touch grass. Don’t you know how dangerous that is, especially if you’re going alone? I really hope you at least took one of Link’s swords with you. I wonder how fast you can get a sword.

[@MoonMan422]

How long does it take to touch grass is Mario and Luigi Paper Jam?