Maps I find Dumb

[@YouTube]

i'd wear a deerstalker 🔍

[@gavarrmm]

first reply

[@fp982]

Bring dislike button!

[@MrMobiIeGaming]

5 hrs ago KZbin with 6 likes pinned comment (That’s just what it is) Tell Neal to bring back the dislike button

[@geographynerd967]

Deerstalkers are good hats.

[@GeoJardon]

real

[@menacegeneral]

"Sometimes I look up to the moon and I think to myself I-I wou...woush...IwoushIwaso... I would like to go to the moon" Very well said Jack.

[@tegcat]

I read this right as he said it-

[@moon1547]

Yeah that kinda made me laugh😂

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

[@who.is.jessyuny]

@@tegcatsame

[@karolinazajac3160]

@@tegcatsame

[@AnthonyGaming69420]

The Time Jack runs out of adjectives will be devastating

[@MaxNotDesignPro]

@@JolzyOMG i thought u a bot till i looked at yo goofy profile pic

[@WyattW_]

“Maps I find Devastating”

[@neoieo5832]

@@Jolzy Let's go!!! I randomly found a Thai person online!!!!!

[@Jolzy]

@@MaxNotDesignPro lol

[@Vbuck_samuel]

Maps I find at 3AM

[@Thestarsinthenightsky2419]

Jackisgoodatgeography

[@ericfarr189]

Not soo sure about that 😂😂😂

[@germanreichuwu]

@@ericfarr189 buddy the past is the past

[@lasya16]

Jacks reaction to Australia and Russia being switched is hilarious 😅

[@glauberglousger6643]

Switch Australia with China, and flip both upside down

[@kxshxy]

Blud has to comment twice on a vid💀💀

[@idkroblox2]

@@kxshxy 6 times*

[@lasya16]

@@idkroblox2 think you’re glitched bro

[@superpro3227]

.YOU HAVE MORE THAN TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO

[@DaleDaSnail]

Jack, 7:06 That chonk bird is called a Takahe, and it's from New Zealand (my home country.) There are quite a few on Kāpiti Island if your want to see one. I have also seen a few Takahe in my time. P.s they are highly endangered and only on pest free islands such as Kāpiti island and very rarely in the wild.

[@KevinTheKittyCat]

Yes, but a bird like it just not as fat is a Pukeko more common in areas with not many buildings or people, (p.s I'm from NZ to)

[@DaleDaSnail]

Nice 😀

[@HuckleberryHim]

It is flightless and one of the biggest rails (Rallidae family) and just awesome, an actual herbivorous dinosaur. Good thing they are still kicking about, I hope we never lose them but I would not be surprised...

[@guitar_monkey]

Also on mototapu island behind rangitoto I've seen a few there

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

[@Adzo1]

Out of context moment: 7:30

[@NovabitsYT]

That's a lotta damage

[@slynetherite]

Urgh dam shoes

[@capedkat]

2:10 Here in Europe we consider 4 hours travel 'way too far for a daytrip', while in Canada and the USA this is a totally acceptable it seems. I discovered this when my cousin from Canada was visiting. She had a hard time understanding why my sister didn't come say hi, even though she was on a holiday about a 5 hour drive away 😅

[@meganisaverageheight]

I live in the US and we will literally drive 4 hours to the beach, stay for a few hours, and drive home lol

[@casey339]

I live in central Florida and I can confirm that it takes at least four hours just to get out of the state.

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

@@casey33912 for texas one side to the other, even more for california long ways

[@JOEEEEEEEEEE14]

In Michigan four hours is a bit long but you are never more than an hour from a beach

[@Drackor]

My grandparents used to have to drive 3 hours just to buy groceries (new clothes and such) for the kids. That's just the down journey, then they'd drive 3 hours back the same day to get home. In the Midwest, 1 hour's worth of travel is roughly 70 miles (1.6 km). In densely populated areas (typically coasts) 1 hour's worth of travel is less and probably closer to the distances you might expect in Europe.

[@loserxylophone3986]

3:47 Russians trying to name all of the states

[@GoSkype]

more like asians we are alright with states names I think only problem is accent (most of Russians have it)

[@AquaticEmpireYT]

Listening to Jack pronounce all the states without the letters AMERICA made my day

[@djlovesturbofan1]

same lol

[@finni3655]

It sounds like chinese

[@perla5465]

*SSSSSPP*

[@perla5465]

@@finni3655that’s what I thought! Like Chinese or Korean or something

[@jadefunlucasey7832]

@@perla5465 borderline racist but ok....

[@Cheeekss]

4:30 Jack missed Chicago which is marked as “something they call pizza but isn’t really pizza” 😂

[@serahnkahukura8433]

7:04 That bird is a takahē from NZ. The photo hasn't been altered; they really are that chonky.

[@goldcoastemergency]

Yep, (I’m born in nz) Chur cuzzie get me a pie from BP AY BRUTHA

[@Ositokingen]

Cant wait for 7:11 to be at the no context channel

[@KiddKish]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

[@AquaticarthurV2]

@@KiddKishexactly what i was gonna reply

[@Sculk2008]

💀💀💀💀💀💀 I hope it ain’t what I’m thinking it is XD 💀💀💀💀

[@Micronationroylzonia]

7:10 What Was That Bro?

[@PeasantBanana]

3:40 Jack is having way to much fun here

[@Asian_Italy]

4:11 Honking your car is actually uncommon in Thailand.

[@VeyTVStories]

i may not be a MAP but i am so dumb

[@qwannic]

Wow your verified😮

[@TrumpOneB]

0:22 MAPMEN!!!!!

[@JustAlfiee]

0:24 ayoo that's the guy that's well known for a series called "Map Man"

[@Evaldo-rv8qw]

4:50 my back is itchy, do you itch for me? ok where? SPAIN

[@butgur]

3:35 Jack now has some sort of African Stereotypical Accent

[@kieranmckenna9252]

5:43 flavoured

[@SpacePotatoJTASP]

3:54: what language is Jack speaking

[@MegaMonkeVr]

It’s unenglishese duh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RubixCubeXavi]

Japanese

[@alexandrejeankonghpps582]

It’s Nglsh.

[@M3meball]

Korean

[@GreenVirus12]

5:35 well, I know whats not going to be my job 💀

[@blakeclark9694]

You know at this time Finland has st peters burg

[@GeorgiaLSWells]

8:11 Central America has disappeared 😂

[@random-uploaders]

JSAG in 2030: Maps I find "adjective"

[@kingzofpixel]

Jack pronouncing these place names sound like stereotypical Mandarin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 3:48

[@StavanShah-ST54]

0:54 ngl i thought Russia was minecraft for a sec

[@greentomic5359]

6:21 I've never realised how tiny finland and sweden were 😮

[@zenplays8090]

7:07 ngl that bird kinda look cute

[@danielkleimenovas9484]

Bro started speaking Japanese 🇯🇵 3:54

[@NovabitsYT]

Real😂

[@saifeddinfeki7284]

The last one was so personel 💀

[@frankmckenneth9254]

4:10 as someone who's experienced both American traffic and Caribbean islands honking, we in the Caribbean are far more likely to honk at you for literally anything at all. Except in new york. Y'all need help.

[@Am3r1ca-sTr3asur3]

As a New Yorker who doesn’t have a drivers license yet I will try my best not to honk in the future

[@cabhan]

just a quick fact check on the shark map. the majority of those shark deaths would actually be the result of culls, where governments kill (very very often unsuspecting and innocent) sharks in their own habitats. it’s a very contentious practice. don’t want to start up any debates in my replies but i personally find this practice awful and saddening.

[@PokoTheDinosaur]

4:00 ohio is the best one there, Oho isn’t a bad name.

[@Paige_araiah]

Shouldn’t it be h

[@JacobOdendaal-bs4ns]

POKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GET BACK TO PLAYING PROJECT FLIGHT

[@joshwalker32913]

Detroits pizza being called “bad” is a disgrace

[@thedriestpuddle3560]

Detroit’s pizza being called “bad” is a nightmare

[@cool_guy87]

Jack - you’ve already beaten Trinidad and Tobago! And (everybody’s favourite) Equatorial Guinea, for that matter!

[@simo_viewer_pr9030]

Now he HAS to go there and browse the internet with Microsoft Edge

[@Hypnotichypno]

@@simo_viewer_pr9030but not while his dogs are around

[@jenswenk8890]

6:44 that’s literally what my mother thought on how North American looked

[@SamTaylorsVersion]

0:22 hey don’t be mean to Jay Foreman

[@Triplane1234]

7:43 he couldve also said "I'm Polish"

[@LEVEL_55]

0:49 why is he showing us the map of the ocean

[@kaput_hodge]

lmao

[@Vex_The_Vexillologist]

yeah, i just see a map of pure blue...

[@SutaFokusu]

Nono, you missed turkiye in the botton right-ish

[@slynetherite]

0:59 Bristol should be George Ezra

[@sidwilliams1529]

I like how Jack calls a square a rectangle.

[@bangjoeofficial]

A square is a rectangle.

[@CanadaPlayz48]

3:34 Jack didnt notice that Maine was just *N*

[@elliot_s06]

Maximum pdf size at 2:15 is 381 not 7000

[@TheSheep1]

381^2 meters

[@Dushii0909]

Guys Jack spoke French at 3:50

[@xq12]

I'm convinced Jack is going to go to the British embassy and make new words officially just for this series

[@CaptainManticore]

i don't think he will need to knowing there is so god damn many synonyms for "amazing" "awesome" "spectacular" or "astonishing"

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent your sins PLZ

[@Jarekthegamingdragon]

"They're just blissfully unaware that I have to be on a train for like 4 hours." Either that or they don't think any thing of it. If I have a friend flying into Seattle for a week end, I'll take a bus up to hang out. I'm in Portland, Seattle is 3.5 hours north on a bus. It's just not that far to travel and really isn't a big deal. The pizza one is also wrong. Portland's pizza is pretty damn good. I was surprised when I traveled because I expected the pizza in chicago and new york to be next level amazing but no, it's not that much better. I think it's because pizza isn't the type of food portland is really known for. It's more known for food carts and more unique dishes.

[@bjrngendahl8657]

Yay i love WHEN you make map videos keep up the good work Jack i appreciate it❤😊👍

[@sueroberts1133]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

[@serg_ventil28]

4:47 then he visit Russia, it really will hurt him

[@ourania_a]

4:38 personally, i'm not too much of a fan of new york pizza. the crust is too thin for me, although i don't usually make a point of arguing with angry new yorkers edit: i don't like visiting jersey, so i can't really say much about their pizza but i assume it's a lot like ny's

[@neutrogenaradioactivefaceax3x9]

3:35 american state without A M E R I C And A

[@thatleniawolf]

2:46 for NoContextJackSucksAtLife 🤣 Edit: actually there's a few hundred good opportunities in this video, I can't keep count

[@gyrobyte626]

the thing about waitrose is more about how waitrose and booths have an agreement to not compete in each others territory, we have stupidly overrpriced ready meals in the north too

[@ms.pirate]

2:24 nah, its west America, middle America, and east America. Except the middle took over the east and trying to get in us west coasters personal space by being super friendly. Help, someone from Missouri is cutting my lawn and changing the oil of my car free of charge!

[@Boiled6]

4:28 the person who made this map has obviously never been to Portland Oregon 😤

[@BookwormBets]

1:10 didn’t think many people even know who Robbie and Gary are any more!

[@Liam_C38]

3:44 wyong is town in Australia, also there is a town called wyoming near there😂

[@TheScreamingFlopp]

Hello jack, I love your videos! Please do maps I find supercalifragilisticexpialadocious it would be so funny!

[@CLoudzy___54]

Bro you know what that even means?

[@realpeel]

@@CLoudzy___54 it means "extraordinarily good"

[@CLoudzy___54]

@@realpeel ohh thanks for 1 second I thought doesn’t that mean an illness

[@NaSaBiii79]

@@CLoudzy___54The one that means an illness is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@firelight4098]

​@@NaSaBiii79 Or Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

[@creatorevents-mc]

5:39 bro finland be expanding

[@Bentley6gamer.01]

Jack just makes my day 10000000x better with every single one of his videos, Thanks Jack lol

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

[@alexspeer9357]

Fun fact- the bird is called a takahē (tah-kah-hey), and it’s from New Zealand!

[@MrPro-YT]

8:30 As a resident of D.i.c.kland I can confirm!

[@TonyTonyChopperPlaysGames]

4:34 as someone from Chicago, I deeply agree with this map. Deep dish isn’t pizza… it’s art

[@Nuclearfreeze]

Hi Jack, the bird is from my home country New Zealand and it is a highly endangered species called a Takahē 7:12

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

2:47 it was his response to the map that was dumb rather than the map itself

[@bj.a.j.]

0:04 as a mongolian, i feel offended because not only this meme's creator didn't search for original GIF on wikipedia, [insert pronoun] didn't even bother to edit the year on the second picture, so low effort

[@wwandmitski]

frr im mongolian too

[@mjgtmkme123salternate]

1:26 bro just insulted antarctica 💀

[@ILoveMath_Cats_Coding]

5:09 im so offended.

[@V.G.F.]

Eu tbm

[@Mailoiscool]

7:12 this is a takahe. its from nz

[@moon69420]

how did jack see europe???? i couldnt see a thing at 0:55

[@MegaMonkeVr]

Yeah I saw a tiny bit of an outline maybe he figured out it was Europe and he was trolling

[@NeedleBFDIBFDIAIDFBBFBTPOT]

Wdym

[@AnotherMeatyMonday]

The bird is a Takahe!!!! Native to New Zealand and extremely endangered just over 400 left, if you want to see one, go to a nature park called "Zealandia" in Wellington!!! :)

[@sunharper-zahn8788]

6:00 : I found a way to cross through Bangladesh and India 32 times while walking in a strait line.

[@rec_room_crescendo_fan]

In Chicago the fake pizza they are talking about is deep dish pizza and when I ate it I was confused

[@lando6420]

7:53 iykyk 💀💀💀

[@wwandmitski]

can u explain please

[@LordPickle420]

Cypetmwys?

[@LeoSquared]

7:26 No Context, we have more content for you!

[@Sunnybunbun-xk7yt]

Petition for jack to learn all the capitals ⬇️

[@ThyGoose888]

Shut up

[@Carter_C737]

2:47 Sometimes I look up at the moon and I think to myself I- I w-wish I was on- I would like to go to the moon ~Jack *2023*

[@melinamazo6757]

Jack makes my day even if I’m mad if he says the wrong country

[@Riomojo]

It’s not that the US is too big for rail, it’s that we believe in human and property rights whereas China forcibly moved and killed millions of its civilians to facility the direct line constructions of high speed rail. The cost therefore of doing so in the US while respecting rights is far too prohibitive to be profitable.

[@masongrainger2271]

Also the Appalachian and Rocky mountain ranges make it nearly impossible to engineer high speed rail. In order to get the slope right you'd have to start an overpass for trains in another state.

[@anitaharaszti-kadar1515]

6:15 its not dumB it is ok

[@chrisgell5808]

Off topic, but I thought I broke my new headphones/old phone and then realised I literally just had the volume down😅

[@fnj17206]

7:40 already saw that on reddit

[@ms.pirate]

2:46 "sometimes i look at the moon and think to myself" *"what a wonderful world"*

[@Filipinomappingandspace74]

8:38 U already did

[@kaput_hodge]

he probably filmed it a week or 2 ago

[@FrancoNash-d3r]

@@kaput_hodgeit was a year…

[@You_Read_This365]

7:05 jack if you're really curious that bird is a takahe they are native to New Zealand and there is less than a thousand left

[@evolution565]

Cool though I hope they can recover.

[@meenakshikulkarni7807]

3:54 Welcome Russian Jack with a Japanese accent... yay

[@NeumannKlaus]

0:49 what poland, i only See water

[@Agsadventures123]

I CAN SEE MY NATIONAL WAITROSE 0:41

[@zachthesnack5900]

4:59: Jck hvng strok! pls hlp!

[@FlowerMagicGaming-iz9gf]

2:46 Jack: can name every single country in the world Also Jack: calls a rectangle a square! 😂

[@Heyzairi]

8:24 really a cap map

[@xq12]

3:33 As a British-Ukrainian person I can confirm that we use 'smetana' (sour cream or just any cream) on a lot of things.

[@doublehuman94]

2:44 do you know what a square is?

[@b777Xvelocityer]

7:10 why isn’t this on the no context channel

[@anonimni1288]

6:53 as a Bosniak im proud that we can take this L on Croatia

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

Sorry u have no ocean

[@anonimni1288]

@@somebodyoncetoldme4640 what about Neum?

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

@@anonimni1288 only 12 miles of coastline, so not much. In such a small area too. Croatia kinda screwed yall over when Yugoslavia split

[@Hzatif67]

HEY!!!!

[@flerkstons]

5:14 As an Italian I know all the states of Brazil 😂

[@jp104dr6]

2:35 The moon according to flat-earthers.

[@ABERNER08]

Jack is the British person I don’t want to perish

[@interneteris]

1:58 how's that offensive

[@kirkmarcuz635]

because ski mask is mostly associated with robbery

[@wwandmitski]

because it’s a literal robber mask

[@interneteris]

@@wwandmitski do you think people made it for robbing? it's a ski mask

[@yobtch7895]

It’s a balaclava I think. It helps against snow and icy wind

[@wwandmitski]

@@interneteris well, it’s accosiated with robbers much more than skiing (sorry for English)