Maps I find Dumb

Maps I find Dumb More stupid maps: / terriblemaps Check out my other KZbin channels below! ‪@JackSucksAtLife‬ ‪@JackSucksAtStuff‬ ‪@JackMasseyWelsh‬ ‪@JackSucksAtClips‬ ‪@nocontext‬ ‪@GeogStuff‬
on JackSucksAtGeography we upload a range of easy to watch & sometimes educational geography related content. I have successfully learned all 197 countries and flags of the world. I also look at interesting maps to teach us more about different parts of the world and their culture. On this channel I also play Geoguessr.
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i'd wear a deerstalker 🔍

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first reply

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Bring dislike button!

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5 hrs ago KZbin with 6 likes pinned comment (That’s just what it is) Tell Neal to bring back the dislike button

[@geographynerd967]

Deerstalkers are good hats.

[@GeoJardon]

real

[@AnthonyGaming69420]

The Time Jack runs out of adjectives will be devastating

[@THERELSIGMA]

@@JolzyOMG i thought u a bot till i looked at yo goofy profile pic

[@WyattW_]

“Maps I find Devastating”

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@@Jolzy Let's go!!! I randomly found a Thai person online!!!!!

[@Jolzy]

@@THERELSIGMA lol

[@Vbuck_samuel]

Maps I find at 3AM

[@menacegeneral]

"Sometimes I look up to the moon and I think to myself I-I wou...woush...IwoushIwaso... I would like to go to the moon" Very well said Jack.

[@tegcat]

I read this right as he said it-

[@moon1547]

Yeah that kinda made me laugh😂

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

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[@DaleDaSnail]

Jack, 7:06 That chonk bird is called a Takahe, and it's from New Zealand (my home country.) There are quite a few on Kāpiti Island if your want to see one. I have also seen a few Takahe in my time. P.s they are highly endangered and only on pest free islands such as Kāpiti island and very rarely in the wild.

[@KevinTheKittyCat]

Yes, but a bird like it just not as fat is a Pukeko more common in areas with not many buildings or people, (p.s I'm from NZ to)

[@DaleDaSnail]

Nice 😀

[@HuckleberryHim]

It is flightless and one of the biggest rails (Rallidae family) and just awesome, an actual herbivorous dinosaur. Good thing they are still kicking about, I hope we never lose them but I would not be surprised...

[@guitar_monkey]

Also on mototapu island behind rangitoto I've seen a few there

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

[@lasya16]

Jacks reaction to Australia and Russia being switched is hilarious 😅

[@glauberglousger6643]

Switch Australia with China, and flip both upside down

[@KxngKado]

Blud has to comment twice on a vid💀💀

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@@KxngKado 6 times*

[@lasya16]

@@idkroblox2 think you’re glitched bro

[@superpro3227]

.YOU HAVE MORE THAN TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO

[@Adzo1]

Out of context moment: 7:30

[@NTSuperbyte]

That's a lotta damage

[@AquaticEmpireYT]

Listening to Jack pronounce all the states without the letters AMERICA made my day

[@djlovesturbofan1]

same lol

[@finni3655]

It sounds like chinese

[@perla5465]

*SSSSSPP*

[@perla5465]

@@finni3655that’s what I thought! Like Chinese or Korean or something

[@jadefunlucasey7832]

@@perla5465 borderline racist but ok....

[@CarolineLurks]

2:10 Here in Europe we consider 4 hours travel 'way too far for a daytrip', while in Canada and the USA this is a totally acceptable it seems. I discovered this when my cousin from Canada was visiting. She had a hard time understanding why my sister didn't come say hi, even though she was on a holiday about a 5 hour drive away 😅

[@meganisaverageheight]

I live in the US and we will literally drive 4 hours to the beach, stay for a few hours, and drive home lol

[@casey339]

I live in central Florida and I can confirm that it takes at least four hours just to get out of the state.

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

@@casey33912 for texas one side to the other, even more for california long ways

[@JOEEEEEEEEEE14]

In Michigan four hours is a bit long but you are never more than an hour from a beach

[@Drackor]

My grandparents used to have to drive 3 hours just to buy groceries (new clothes and such) for the kids. That's just the down journey, then they'd drive 3 hours back the same day to get home. In the Midwest, 1 hour's worth of travel is roughly 70 miles (1.6 km). In densely populated areas (typically coasts) 1 hour's worth of travel is less and probably closer to the distances you might expect in Europe.

[@loserxylophone3986]

3:47 Russians trying to name all of the states

[@Ositokingen]

Cant wait for 7:11 to be at the no context channel

[@KiddKish]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

[@Clipper_ya]

@@KiddKishexactly what i was gonna reply

[@Sculk2008]

💀💀💀💀💀💀 I hope it ain’t what I’m thinking it is XD 💀💀💀💀

[@PeasantBanana]

3:40 Jack is having way to much fun here

[@serahnkahukura8433]

7:04 That bird is a takahē from NZ. The photo hasn't been altered; they really are that chonky.

[@bjrngendahl8657]

Yay i love WHEN you make map videos keep up the good work Jack i appreciate it❤😊👍

[@sueroberts1133]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

[@Bentley6gamer.01]

Jack just makes my day 10000000x better with every single one of his videos, Thanks Jack lol

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent of your sins PLZ

[@Cheeekss]

4:30 Jack missed Chicago which is marked as “something they call pizza but isn’t really pizza” 😂

[@xq12]

I'm convinced Jack is going to go to the British embassy and make new words officially just for this series

[@CaptainManticore]

i don't think he will need to knowing there is so god damn many synonyms for "amazing" "awesome" "spectacular" or "astonishing"

[@petros8478]

IF your a christian you need to repent your sins PLZ

[@danielkleimenovas9484]

Bro started speaking Japanese 🇯🇵 3:54

[@NTSuperbyte]

Real😂

[@TheScreamingFlopp]

Hello jack, I love your videos! Please do maps I find supercalifragilisticexpialadocious it would be so funny!

[@CLoudzy___54]

Bro you know what that even means?

[@realpeel]

@@CLoudzy___54 it means "extraordinarily good"

[@CLoudzy___54]

@@realpeel ohh thanks for 1 second I thought doesn’t that mean an illness

[@NaSaBiii79]

@@CLoudzy___54The one that means an illness is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@firelight4098]

​@@NaSaBiii79 Or Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

[@josephhernandez1893]

Jackisgoodatgeography

[@ericfarr189]

Not soo sure about that 😂😂😂

[@ESTONIArealyes]

@@ericfarr189 buddy the past is the past

[@cool_guy87]

Jack - you’ve already beaten Trinidad and Tobago! And (everybody’s favourite) Equatorial Guinea, for that matter!

[@simo_viewer_pr9030]

Now he HAS to go there and browse the internet with Microsoft Edge

[@Hypnotichypno]

@@simo_viewer_pr9030but not while his dogs are around

[@GreenVirus12]

5:35 well, I know whats not going to be my job 💀

[@blakeclark9694]

You know at this time Finland has st peters burg

[@Evaldo-rv8qw]

4:50 my back is itchy, do you itch for me? ok where? SPAIN

[@kingzofpixel]

Jack pronouncing these place names sound like stereotypical Mandarin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 3:48

[@qlynoxz5808]

3:35 Jack now has some sort of African Stereotypical Accent

[@kieranmckenna9252]

5:43 flavoured

[@GeorgeWells-kg1ci]

8:11 Central America has disappeared 😂

[@JustAlfiee]

0:24 ayoo that's the guy that's well known for a series called "Map Man"

[@SpacePotato2]

3:54: what language is Jack speaking

[@cosmic.films_]

Love your vids jack! Keep up the great work!

[@AllofUs6]

I like the dog profile pic

[@greentomic5359]

6:21 I've never realised how tiny finland and sweden were 😮

[@Scarlettisrllybadatgeography_]

Jack,your a big inspiration to my channel and I absolutely love your vids ! And I am still waiting for that trip to Equatorial Guinea Ik you won’t read this but your content is amazing !

[@saifeddinfeki7284]

The last one was so personel 💀

[@VeyTVStories]

i may not be a MAP but i am so dumb

[@qwannic]

Wow your verified😮

[@jenswenk8890]

6:44 that’s literally what my mother thought on how North American looked

[@Co1POPYT]

Jack I love your videos. Keep it up! Geography King

[@zakuraiyadesu]

Love the videos, Jack. Keep it up!!!

[@jackbaker948]

I counted at least 3 no context videos in this video

[@melinamazo6757]

Jack makes my day even if I’m mad if he says the wrong country

[@DrakeLavenderZXShorts]

I always love this geography reddit videos!😮😊❤ You are my favourite KZbinr!😮😊❤

[@Nuclearfreeze]

Hi Jack, the bird is from my home country New Zealand and it is a highly endangered species called a Takahē 7:12

[@Sunnybunbun-xk7yt]

Petition for jack to learn all the capitals ⬇️

[@ThyGoose888]

Shut up

[@sunharper-zahn8788]

6:00 : I found a way to cross through Bangladesh and India 32 times while walking in a strait line.

[@Laniebug1]

I always like when Jack looks at maps.

[@SaintPhoenixx]

I haven't looked into it greatly but I feel like either Baarle-Hertog with Netherlands/Belgium (assuming you go through or over buildings) or India/Bangladesh would be the record for crossing the most borders in a straight line. There's some crazy border lines around Haldibari and Patgram in eastern India. That's a GeoWizard video waiting to happen.

[@rosiefay7283]

A large part of the Canada-USA border is theoretically 49°N, but isn't it *actually* the result of a survey, inaccuracies and all? So a straight line could cross it many times.

[@sidwilliams1529]

I like how Jack calls a square a rectangle.

[@bangjoeofficial]

A square is a rectangle.

[@LITTLEDROK]

7:08 that bird is the Takahe. There are only around 400 left and they were thought to be extinct until they were rediscovered in 1948. If you want to see one there are some at Auckland Zoo or Zealandia in Wellington.

[@Ryan-ko7sy]

Jacks Reddit videos always make me happy 😊

[@realpeel]

this isnt a reddit video

[@frankmckenneth9254]

4:10 as someone who's experienced both American traffic and Caribbean islands honking, we in the Caribbean are far more likely to honk at you for literally anything at all. Except in new york. Y'all need help.

[@Am3r1ca-sTr3asur3]

As a New Yorker who doesn’t have a drivers license yet I will try my best not to honk in the future

[@elliot_s06]

Maximum pdf size at 2:15 is 381 not 7000

[@TheSheep1]

381^2 meters

[@gyrobyte626]

the thing about waitrose is more about how waitrose and booths have an agreement to not compete in each others territory, we have stupidly overrpriced ready meals in the north too

[@FlowerMagicGaming-iz9gf]

2:46 Jack: can name every single country in the world Also Jack: calls a rectangle a square! 😂

[@MrPro-YT]

8:30 As a resident of D.i.c.kland I can confirm!

[@ms.pirate]

2:24 nah, its west America, middle America, and east America. Except the middle took over the east and trying to get in us west coasters personal space by being super friendly. Help, someone from Missouri is cutting my lawn and changing the oil of my car free of charge!

[@glauberglousger6643]

7:39 Yes it is, just missing it’s coastal provinces (Coasts and Provinces)

[@AnotherMeatyMonday]

The bird is a Takahe!!!! Native to New Zealand and extremely endangered just over 400 left, if you want to see one, go to a nature park called "Zealandia" in Wellington!!! :)

[@SamTaylorsVersion]

0:22 hey don’t be mean to Jay Foreman

[@yougoslavia]

1:41 There's the Pickelhaube in East Prussia.

[@Asian_Italy]

4:11 Honking your car is actually uncommon in Thailand.

[@BookwormBets]

1:10 didn’t think many people even know who Robbie and Gary are any more!

[@thatleniawolf8458]

2:46 for NoContextJackSucksAtLife 🤣 Edit: actually there's a few hundred good opportunities in this video, I can't keep count

[@PokoTheDinosaur]

4:00 ohio is the best one there, Oho isn’t a bad name.

[@Paige_Araiah]

Shouldn’t it be h

[@Jarekthegamingdragon]

"They're just blissfully unaware that I have to be on a train for like 4 hours." Either that or they don't think any thing of it. If I have a friend flying into Seattle for a week end, I'll take a bus up to hang out. I'm in Portland, Seattle is 3.5 hours north on a bus. It's just not that far to travel and really isn't a big deal. The pizza one is also wrong. Portland's pizza is pretty damn good. I was surprised when I traveled because I expected the pizza in chicago and new york to be next level amazing but no, it's not that much better. I think it's because pizza isn't the type of food portland is really known for. It's more known for food carts and more unique dishes.

[@chaitanyaprasadsharmabajga8544]

Jack:That Is A Big Slice Of Icy Pie Antarctica:Am I A Joke To You

[@LEVEL_55]

0:49 why is he showing us the map of the ocean

[@kaput_hodge]

lmao

[@Vex_The_Vexillologist]

yeah, i just see a map of pure blue...

[@SutaFokusu]

Nono, you missed turkiye in the botton right-ish

[@meenakshikulkarni7807]

3:54 Welcome Russian Jack with a Japanese accent... yay

[@ms.pirate]

2:46 "sometimes i look at the moon and think to myself" *"what a wonderful world"*

[@katrinajenkins3476]

POV: Everyone comments Jack never fails to entertain us when the video hasn't started yet

[@moon69420]

how did jack see europe???? i couldnt see a thing at 0:55

[@fnj17206]

7:40 already saw that on reddit

[@Naf-mh3bt]

Jack literally sounded like an alien trying to pronounce those states without A,M,E,R,I,C,A.Who agrees?

[@Lukec128]

Dolphins are actually pretty aggressive. Everyone say they are cute but they are not. Also, sharks don’t bite humans that much. You have more chance of being bit from a New Yorker than a shark. As a New Yorker I am very depressed.

[@gegigedagidagidago]

1:05 the county is wirral! that’s actually where i’m from

[@ILoveMath_Cats_Coding]

5:09 im so offended.

[@V.G.F.]

Eu tbm

[@xCosmo_Chocolatex]

The "OOOOO" got me dieng 🤣🤣

[@alexspeer9357]

Fun fact- the bird is called a takahē (tah-kah-hey), and it’s from New Zealand!

[@anitaharaszti-kadar1515]

6:15 its not dumB it is ok

[@lando6420]

7:53 iykyk 💀💀💀

[@wwandmitski]

can u explain please

[@LordPickle420]

Cypetmwys?

[@Shayan_Akbar]

3:52 😂😂😂 I😊 started laughing out so loud

[@ssrgames4150]

CONGRATS!!! on having more subscribers than the population of Trinidad and Tabago and next the Equatorial guinea only 2k subs more

[@zachthesnack5900]

4:59: Jck hvng strok! pls hlp!

[@Heyzairi]

8:24 really a cap map

[@DVingaming]

Finally! thx, Jack for making Maps I find Dumb!

[@random-uploaders]

JSAG in 2030: Maps I find "adjective"

[@Filipinomappingandspace74]

8:38 U already did

[@kaput_hodge]

he probably filmed it a week or 2 ago

[@bj.a.j.]

0:04 as a mongolian, i feel offended because not only this meme's creator didn't search for original GIF on wikipedia, [insert pronoun] didn't even bother to edit the year on the second picture, so low effort

[@wwandmitski]

frr im mongolian too

[@Jaykeycakey]

Petiton for Jack to make a video called “Maps I found”

[@notjanhawi]

I love how unhinged jack is in this vid 😭

[@doublehuman94]

2:44 do you know what a square is?

[@criminal_real]

4:14 they got Laos wrong in that one. It is rather uncommon to hear honking in Laos, Lao people are too polite 😂😂

[@Xerion-vd7yh]

5:36 Finland: Prime Minister? Nah, I would just take a bite out of Russia.

[@anonimni1288]

6:53 as a Bosniak im proud that we can take this L on Croatia

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

Sorry u have no ocean

[@anonimni1288]

@@somebodyoncetoldme4640 what about Neum?

[@somebodyoncetoldme4640]

@@anonimni1288 only 12 miles of coastline, so not much. In such a small area too. Croatia kinda screwed yall over when Yugoslavia split

[@Hzatif67]

HEY!!!!

[@jp104dr6]

2:35 The moon according to flat-earthers.

[@johnhawthorne6763]

I love that the eating Johan de Witt one actually said "UNFLAVORED."

[@CLE2007]

I love these videos. Love from South Africa 🇿🇦

[@fnj17206]

3:12 I already saw that

[@luke22.3]

Im so proud how fast your channel is growing and how so many people relate to you. Sending love!

[@senaitwoldeghebriel6169]

List of video ideas: - flags i find dumb - flags i find stupid - flags i find useless - flags i find ridiculous

[@kezi7728]

4:15 This is just not true. I can’t go a single day in America without hearing a car horn

[@JUST-BAD698]

He said UK not America

[@glauberglousger6643]

4:22 a map of Horniness would actually be interesting to look at (Percentage of population and such)

[@beygiewastaken]

why?? 🤨📸

[@xwxgamerxwx]

​@@beygiewastakento see Somalia 🇸🇴

[@ahmadalmasarani523]

7:26 Jack : "DAMN SHOES."