Turning Bodily Fluids Into Jewelry

[@E42545]

Never thought I’d have a reason to say “I’d actually prefer this jewelry if it was made with human blood” but here I am

[@bobbi-jolindsay644]

She has commented in a video before that someone has sent in their own blood before to. Amanda has no discrimination on what people ask for. I followed her for years

[@marsman4554]

I'd love a pendant of my own bloof

[@emoratboy]

@@marsman4554 yeah I think blood jewelry is cool

[@ianian69]

why not both

[@E42545]

@@ianian69 touché, eggfart

[@bromque]

Imagine having this jewelry as the family heirloom passed down generations...

[@marthadumptruck5102]

Gggg grandpa’s jizz necklace

[@theawooos3793]

Noooooooooooooo

[@WhiskerMoon]

Almost children.... Passed down to the real children

[@iniratagen9740]

Unborn ancestors

[@manifestationsofasort]

It's like Victorian hair jewelry, but significantly worse.

[@theawooos3793]

I do think it would be funny if her "process" to turn the fluid into a powder is just getting flour and throwing the jizz away 😂😂

[@gooeygaster30]

LMFAOO

[@thine.]

frr, i wanna believe so bad that its a joke

[@VikkiNolker]

Omg i was thinking this 😂 she doesnt show it, what if its fake?

[@purvinaik9001]

I was thinking the same exact thing

[@iniratagen9740]

If someone feels cheated for that, then I questioned their priorities

[@not_ur_mamas_mothman]

it blows my mind that she makes these WITHOUT GLOVES.

[@theawooos3793]

🤢🤢🤢

[@emmaisgonnacry]

so gross

[@AkashaBadGuy]

NO BC THES TIK TOK PPL BECER WEAR GLOVES FOR THE MOST RANCID ACTIVITIES!

[@Baiileylynnhall]

Ewww

[@sarah.1230]

I KEPT THINKING THIS!! not only is it fkn gross but oh my god that’s so unsafe for her?!?!? holy shiiiit

[@jaqsre]

while the pieces aren’t in my personal taste, i’ll have to say making jizz jewellery is one of the funniest thing i’ve ever had the blessing of witnessing. props to her 😭

[@_.eclipse]

What is jizz?

[@jaqsre]

@@_.eclipse semen

[@marthadumptruck5102]

Jizz, or cum, is semen.

[@ember9361]

and an inspiration! brb gonna go milk my bf i want some new earrings

[@mistymoooooor]

​@@ember9361 "milk my bf" is something i never want to read again

[@he11worm]

I have a lot of safety concerns for this business owner, I know she washes her hands but she really should be using gloves -- she's exposing herself to so much here handling potential biohazardous material...does she wear a mask to prevent inhaling the powder???

[@candi4202]

My question is, when it comes back into screen as "powder" is it even jizz anymore? Or a switch er roo?

[@sillygoofy1893]

oh no i didn’t even think about her inhaling the powder😭😭

[@livtai3686]

@@candi4202 such a good point. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was all fake for exposure sake, especially with how often she says “jizzy”

[@himbosuplex]

yeah she's handling it all without gloves, without any PPE, and like... may or may not be receiving hazardous materials (i.e. jism) internationally, processing it, and then sending it back out as a product like.... is that legal?

[@littleunmind564]

she snorts it.

[@harlandspinks]

Gives a whole new meaning to the "family jewels".

[@idontwantahandlethough]

clever

[@WhiskerMoon]

Wearing the pink beanie for this one was certainly a choice

[@tundranone8366]

Jacob look like peen :)

[@ilovequeefjerky]

LMAO

[@Bubaiel]

NOOOOO 😭

[@boyfailure69]

STOPPP😭😭NOO WHYD YOU POINT IT OUT I CANT NOT NOTICE IT NOW HELP

[@junekaplan165]

I was certain this was going to be about breast milk. Imagine my horror

[@AngryHalfBlkHottie]

Oh…. It’s not?!

[@DOGMANCOMIX]

I also thought that, this is much worse

[@Chromaggia]

And this is better how??!?!?!?!?!?

[@UnagiTempura]

@@Chromaggia I personally wouldn’t get it done, but I do know a lot of breast milk jewellery is done after baby loss. Like the body still makes the milk after the baby passed or didn’t survive the pregnancy, so some loss moms use the milk to make jewelry

[@candi4202]

Same!!

[@Betty-lx5nn]

the fact that she isnt using any gloves while making the beads …

[@KatherineAcosta20]

😬

[@BlueCoati]

Washing hands exists haha

[@KatherineAcosta20]

@@BlueCoati biohazard regulations do too

[@Betty-lx5nn]

@@BlueCoati that fine powder can definitely get under her nails and be a pain in the as to clean, plus she could inhale the powder 🤠

[@changgengfan]

Couldn't she get a transmitted disease that way, if it got into a small cut/cuts on her hands?

[@cassararandall5210]

The way she handles it all with her bare hands

[@hollisphobic]

Revolting

[@himbosuplex]

making me nauseous

[@Amy-il7mq]

This woman seems very nice and talented... I just wish she would stop saying the word "jizzy"

[@kaitlinannwright24]

As a jewelry maker myself, I can honestly say I never would have ever thought of this. I'm not going to try and encroach on her market though, she can have that all to herself 😅😂

[@foxbuns]

me too😭😭couldnt be me

[@solarmoth4628]

imagine going to someone’s house and recognizing the jizz egg on display. i’d escape out the window so fast.

[@angeldeviltears]

I am half way through the video and it genuinely feels like a black mirror episode I refuse to believe it

[@KatPadmore]

I'm telling myself that this is just guerilla marketing for season six

[@angeldeviltears]

@@KatPadmore Ikr!!

[@Caldella]

As much as it pains me to admit this, the bodily fluid-into-jewelry thing isn't new on Etsy (though I haven't seen ones made from 'other people's samples'). I used to cruise Regretsy before it was forcibly shut down, and someone once found a seller making necklace pendants with drops of their own period blood in them.

[@M1AH]

okay the period thing is kinda cool tho

[@purplekittycreates]

@@M1AH nah it’s kinda gross

[@M1AH]

@@purplekittycreates well keep in mind I watched a video about making jizz jewelry. Just about anything sounds automatically better than that by comparison

[@mercurythey3752]

oh man, I had forgotten about Regretsy. I think I still have their book up madeup folk tales.

[@Caldella]

@M1AH The bizarre jizz stuff is aesthetically better. The blood jewelry was not cool. Looked like a kids craft project with higher biohazard risk and bigger grossout factor.

[@wanderingegg_]

Okay so I just realized I actually follow this woman, but I've only ever seen her memorial pieces with cremains, breastmilk or hair. I was super weirded out by this semen jewelry thing and went to her page, and saw she made this comment about it- "Some people want them to represent their love and passion for each other and their relationship. Others it’s a kink. Some want it as an inside joke. Some have struggled with infertility and want to represent that journey. Some as a pre or post vasectomy gift. And yes I’ve even had memorial pieces (frozen sperm in sperm bank) because that’s all they have left of their partner." And actually that made me respect it a bit. To each their own I guess! I can't say I'd ever want it though personally lol

[@hecateinanna3925]

I've gotta imagine that 90% of those orders are a kink thing. And 9% is a gag gift lol

[@natasha6507]

I agree! Though I do wonder if anyone had ordered this with any creepy or sick intent like gifting someone their own jizz jewellery without their knowledge that it was made out of their.. jizz.. It does make me wonder.

[@goblincatgirl]

Not jizz but my store manager recently quit to help work with his wife making breast milk jewelery. He was making 6 figures and he said that her business could comfortably support them both just as much as this job. He is an angel though so i wish him and his wife the best

[@sm69607]

You wish him the breast

[@forwunday8351]

Aw I hope it works out for the angel store manager but I wonder what are they going to do if her milk production reduces or completely stops, like is she going to have to have another kid to keep up with market demand??

[@goblincatgirl]

@@forwunday8351 can't tell if you're joking or not but it's not her milk 😅

[@tygerinthenight3255]

Just imagine you're an archaeologist 1000 years from now and you find a pretty clay bead necklace and you start analyzing the clay and find.... this.

[@seabreeze3992]

Jacob: I’m gonna blur out the jizz 2 minutes later: *shows the jizz* 💀

[@mjwoodman]

i was looking for this comment 💀

[@carbonated_salt9645]

Fr 💀

[@Goth_Bat]

I thought it was resin 😭

[@kinseydesignsbrands]

I worked at an art store about 10 years ago, and one time a customer came in looking for a type of resin that would encase "organic materials." It was the way he said it that really creeped me out, and I believed this was the type of thing that he was making. Thanks for bringing back that haunting memory lol

[@igloo3394]

this was one hell of a title to see in my notifications

[@megantorres13]

Lmaoo

[@theawooos3793]

Truth

[@jupiter_jazz]

i am a self proclaimed wacky ceramic artist but i truly cannot imagine any part or perspective in this. good for her though, her jewelry looks cute and she seems happy 😭

[@britnicox3929]

I’m really so surprised that I haven’t seen a hint of a glove to protect her hands

[@lonakapalko1998]

My favorite part of this video is your utmost respect for her business and yet the absolute roasting of everyone who is using it 😂

[@kailey_marler]

he’s hating the players, not the game 💀

[@babywigeon]

I was honestly hoping this would be made of blood or something, not stale semen

[@frankiefrankenstein17]

I know, blood jewelry would be something I'd personally love to wear

[@omnical6135]

that's also super weird how would you even get the blood?

[@beep3242]

@Omnical I mean. Prick your finger, ask for the phlebotomist to pull your blood and give it to you. It's your blood, I figure it's not hard to aquire.

[@AnotherQueer]

Stale and semen may be the worst two words I’ve ever seen next to each other

[@AwfulFlower]

​@@beep3242 or if you have a cooch...you know what to do.

[@uhhhitszaide]

Fantastic video Jacob! Made me feel a bit yucky, but your commentary softens the blow

[@babywigeon]

I too feel yucky

[@trashmammal111]

I thought this was gonna be trash talking how some people put their loved ones ashes into jewelry and I was gonna be upset that a thing many people do to help their grief & with closure …. BUT THEN I REALIZED WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS. 🤮🤮🤮 after knowing this … I would be more upset if you didn’t dunk on this. 😂

[@hintsiren]

Me too halpppp roflmao i was not ready

[@Funkymarsbars]

Hey guys! I’m not touching anything anymore until I know what it’s made of thanks!

[@sageyboye]

RIGHT 😭

[@jamjari2]

Actually it’s not primarily Jizz that I work with. ❤ I mostly work with ashes, Breastmilk, hair and fur. Jizzy videos are the only ones that really take off 😂

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

that's metal

[@kailey_marler]

someone pin this

[@mastermarkus5307]

I'm confused by the breastmilk idea, but I'm guessing you mix it into something to dry it.

[@faithport3442]

Please wear gloves 😬

[@sm69607]

Do you do blood jewellery?

[@mistymoooooor]

the comment she makes about soap and water makes me wonder if she realizes how easily fine powder can get stuck under nails...

[@hailee1001]

or get in small cuts…😳😳

[@christal9440]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[@violetvalentine-lg1xv]

hey jacob !!! my friends and i just saw you, kurtis and dean in christchurch and i wanted to say thank you for such a fun night. i also wanted to say thank u for being so open about your journey with cancer because a friend of mine has recently been diagnosed and i like knowing how i can support her. so thank u :))))

[@thisisjustaflashback]

i was in christchurch too!! was so much fun :)

[@abbey9337]

yo i also saw them in chch, was so good aye, rip to the person who got kicked out lmao

[@violetvalentine-lg1xv]

@@abbey9337 duuuude they deserved it tho i was so fed up with their yelling hahaha

[@abbey9337]

@@violetvalentine-lg1xv bro hard hahah, love how everyone else shut up immediately after as well

[@auroragoth5078]

My close friend is a HUGE DND nerd, and when her mother passed away suddenly, she requested some of the remainder and had a specialist make a set of Dice with them. They are hot pink, and apparently her mum was extremely unlucky in life, so she said they can be used to do cool things. The artisan also had leftovers with the ash filled resin, so she made a few tiny dragon sculptures and a little necklace that looks like a fish bowl, but the sand…..isn’t sand I’m a scientist and part of my uni course we got to take some of our own blood, process it, purify and solidify the DNA and put it in a little necklace, that I still have to this day. It’s dope as hell That being said, I understand bereavement jewelry, but a cum necklace? That’s so wild

[@Eyeball44]

something about putting an evil eye on a.. yeah.. feels very wrong to me. "Hey you know this culturally significant symbol?" "yeah?" "haha I put it in a sphincter!"

[@Man-wolf-]

No because that felt like a straight out insult to me as someone who is jewish-how about you dont use an important cultural symbol on your weird and creepy BH jewelry??

[@ok_mater_tvoja]

I mean .. she made jizzus

[@cedarlleaf1012]

as someone whos whole family and myself included believes in evil eyes- i dont find it offensive? (im mexican by the way) Its important to my culture but i don’t necessarily think putting it in random stuff is offensive. she did jizzus so whats wrong with some butthole evil eyes lol

[@Miscellaneous_Minx]

@@cedarlleaf1012 Agreed. The Evil Eye 🧿 has appeared in so many cultures and religions around the world. As long as you’re informed of it’s meaning and wear it respectfully, there really isn’t any issue :)

[@Declanoconell1738]

@@Miscellaneous_Minx may I ask it’s significance? I just want a bit of education 😊

[@mallarieluvsgirls]

i freaking love her 😭😭😭😭😭😭 she’s so iconic and carefree i love her sooooo much. then got for making me smile. well for all of us

[@idiotfanghost6327]

I cant get over how she does it with a straight face, especially when she says “Let’s make a jizzy set😊”

[@nasrinthebarbarian]

I have been following Amanda since her speciality was breast milk and ashes jewelery. The jizzy jewelery started as a goofy joke but the demand was so high it became her main gig!!

[@doctoursatan]

she’s so real for this, someones gotta market off the weird kinky people

[@themusicaljunkie37]

You know what concerns me... what if some creep gets this jizz jewelry made and gives it to like some girl he likes and not telling her what it is and then he can be childish and say, "She's wearing my umm yeah.." you know someone is gonna do this..

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

That's what I was thinking! Especially when they add so much fancy stuff to make it look pretty and like normal jewelry. And the guy just gives it to some unassuming woman and she wears it because she doesn't suspect anything would be wrong. That's gross. I will never accept jewelry anymore.

[@AwfulFlower]

Im completely cool with this kind of jewelry but men doing it just feels gross, i think theyll most definitely pull some shit with it too.

[@cameroncunningham5961]

I could barely stand or eat all day bc im sick but this video made me feel a lot better. Thank you jacob for you cumtribution

[@loveangel999]

gooch juice sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow would already sell

[@EORheartcartoons]

The JK in JK Rowling actually stands for Jizz Kum

[@hootyhoothoot7]

When i die, i want my ashes made into a diamond, thats cool, this jizz biz is too much

[@kiwikrg]

I HATE THAT SHE TOUCHES IT WITHOUT GLOVES

[@elysecatelyn6431]

Do the wives know what these are when their husband's gift them this? Cuz I'd be mortified if my husband got me this lmao.

[@sealbf55]

the bootyhole pendants genuinely shocked me so much more than the jizz jewellery i was like speechless

[@joannageorge5900]

Nah- the fact that she isnt using gloves- Like ik its disinfected cause of the drying but like still- you still have to live with the fact that thats some stranger's load lmfaoo

[@slimeyboyyy]

"let's make a jizzy dog" is a solid yearbook quote

[@GenderlessP]

Loving the newborn baby girl look today with that toque Jacob!

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

she definitely seems like someone who would make jizzlery

[@calamastia124]

my friend has had the nickname jizzus for like a year now. she found my label maker recently and now i just have a label on my phone that says "!jizzus slays!"

[@sonderfulsable]

as much as i love watching your videos, i don't think i can make it through this one.

[@starshiranui33]

Honestly, the pieces are pretty cute and she has some talent with this. So, like, you get that bag, Amanda. If people are willing to buy it, might as well supply it.

[@faithschwartz8619]

Why the hell would KZbin give me an ad for mayonnaise during this 😩

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

OH NOOO 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

OH NOOO 🤣🤣🤣

[@sumrzzz]

be different, make him a urine bracelet😁

[@sierrawinter15]

absolutely wild video to watch while I'm eating dinner after work. really added something special to the italian sub I ate

[@devilinsideanangel]

Haha I absolutely love her and that she caters to what people need, she also does memory things with ashes and breast milk or hair trimmings. This just happened and ended up being so popular ❤❤ I love her and how hard she works

[@Stormflame]

I had a classmate who wore a necklace made out of her breast milk, her second son’s umbilical cord and hair from both her sons’ and partner’s hair 🥲

[@abronanimation8671]

ok thats defo still odd, but at least its not. um, objectively s3xual? like am i crazy or is this weirder than like a blood necklace because blood can be produced at any time, whereas these 'samples' are rly only coming into the world one way, no pun intended. no hate to the artist, but its a different level of ick for me

[@Stormflame]

@@abronanimation8671 yea, totally agree, that stuff is on a completely different level. I even still kinda get blood because it tends to be heavily romanticised, but beyond that its just yuck, the scale ending right here in this video lol

[@va8715]

ya know, i honestly wasn't weirded out by the jizz jewelry. and then the buttholes showed up. a cow onesie?? what?? 😭😭

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Yeah that was what disturbed me

[@ikapati]

watching this video while throwing up rn thank you for contributing ❤

[@rainydays22602]

Jacob: I'm gonna blur the fluids Jacob: *doesn't do that actually*

[@forestwizzardd]

“you’re a jizzard harry” 11:00 😭😭

[@milkteamachine]

The sentence “it’s bff butthole time! :)” hit me like a punch in the gut lol, I wasn’t prepared.

[@HyperfixatationInc]

This woman has been my favorite to send to people without warning for the last couple months. My friends hate getting tiktoks from me, because it's either cute dogs, something they'd actually want to see, or a man spitting into his girlfriend's mouth. I've taught them not to trust me.

[@leelovestea]

my biggest issue here is honestly the lack of gloves like... if you're gonna do this for a living at least protect your health bro that's nasty

[@Tikklil]

Watched this while sipping on a yogurt smoothie. Profound experience.

[@scarabeesoleil8211]

i was so worried this would just be roasting her business cause i love her stuff so much, amanda? you slayed, never change

[@AnimeWithdrawl]

“There’s cat puke on the floor” most relatable thing by far. Love waking up to the sound of my cat regurgitating her dinner on my soft, absorbent carpeted bedroom floor and not the nice, smooth, wood floor right outside the door.

[@sillylittlefellow454]

Must have been a lot of positive energy at the sess.

[@llyr123]

bro the whole video was unreal but jizzy jesus? JIZZY JESUS? i love it

[@livtai3686]

Jacob made a point about blurring the footage and then didn’t blur the second liquid pouring clip :/

[@mythcat1273]

Today I'm thankful for more nuggets by Jacob Andrew sharpe

[@ariannalybaek27]

One day this stuff is going to end up at thrift stores 😳

[@phoenixbeach4634]

hey jacob thank you for the videos you always make me smile and laugh 🫶🏼

[@nicklavigne132]

“Shine bright like a guy-mond” made me laugh while also making me f*ing ill 😂

[@melissawiens1422]

if breast milk jewellery pushes boundaries this... this crosses then

[@ndaynan]

Love your videos, but I gotta watch it after I finish my yogurt my guy

[@Official_Twistanity]

The crinkle sound effect at 10:10 scared the absolute batshit out of me holy fuck. Bro I lost my nuggets, wtf Jacob 😭😭

[@N3P7UN3]

This would stop me from chewing on my jewelry for sure

[@meaghen1811]

Totally am the 'you do you so long as you're not hurting anyone' crowd but GIRL... she needs to be wearing medical grade gloves throughout the whole process and not just from time to time like -unboxing to creation because there is NO way that's sanitary. Like what's her PPE like and overall health and safety? She's handling a bodily fluid not transforming an old jewelry piece someone sent her in the mail. I know some folks pointed this out already but it's seriously concerning.

[@jarofpaint8410]

woah never been this early, so excited for these bodily fluid nuggets

[@jarofpaint8410]

JIZZ NUGGETS

[@hardlynoticeable94]

I could've gone my whole life without knowing this exists, Jacob. Happily

[@Greutter1999]

I was drinking iced coffee while you made the getting tapped joke and I gagged on it and then I started laughing so much more given the context of this video 😂😂😂

[@alecmomenee-duprie2777]

I’m so excited to see you on tour! Every time you upload I’m so excited to hang out and watch your jokes for a while. The world is hard sometimes and you make it that much easier to find some joy. You’re great and I’ll see you in Toronto!

[@KairiMorin]

Actually worse than Pink Sauce, I'm worried about this person's health.

[@thelocaldisappointments5293]

No one ever comes to London so I'm super excited for this one! I'm getting tickets later today! :')

[@mr.duck1246]

I wonder if she can make jewelry out of period blood too?

[@caramazzola2399]

The jizzy jesus and eggs i can take, but the implications of the jizzy dog are genuinely worrying on a sincrere level

[@thisisjustaflashback]

the set you did in new zealand was fantastic!! thanks as always for all the nuggets!

[@jeanstephens9843]

11:00 my favorite thing anyone has ever said

[@Delaneyisbraindead]

If you don’t have bestie buttholds, are you really best friends? Honestly these videos are so funny

[@SpecialInterestShow]

11:50 WHAT oh my god its so absurd I'm gonna cry laughing

[@ImBarelyMe]

The fact her response to people asking why she ain’t at least wearing gloves is “I wash my hands” LIKE BRUH I HOPE SO BUT IT AINT EXCUSE YOU SHOULD BE WEARING GLOVES ITS SPUNK

[@whitneyjoanaune6366]

I freaking love all her stuff ! It’s sooo well made. 😂

[@beans7448]

NO GLOVES!!!!!!???????

[@devilinsideanangel]

Thank you for supporting her with your video ❤

[@zipk23]

the random american flag at 9:31 killed me

[@cagedcorvid]

this is the funniest thing ever and i love it so much

[@reganmh]

All I can think about is finding one of these pieces unknowingly at a thrift store….

[@antlerthyme]

No yeah this is hilarious I hope she keeps doing what she's doing