Modern Christianity is Ridiculous

[@RoyalHare]

The PAIN of hearing that girl say "hijacker" over and over again while she obviously means hacker. If you had hijackers at an airport I don't think they'd be interested stealing your information, that's for sure 😭

[@b.r.v.8609]

I’m cringing so hard during her entire clip, I have to fast forward

[@msthecommentator2863]

Man, I hate when hijackers show up at the airport and steal my data. Should've used a VPN 😭

[@DionysisSaraji]

I thought her parents were paranoid and worrying about a potential hijacker using their credentials (id number, name ecc) to hijack a plane and blame it on them. Your option makes much more sense ig

[@smurxxx0910]

It just shows how confident in her ignorance she is.

[@allisoncastle]

@@DionysisSaraji 😂😂😂😂

[@ALLCAPSKELL]

I drive an hour last week to get to a job interview. When I got there, the interviewer asked why I left a church after being there for over ten years. After I explained that I was excommunicated after being abused on almost every level and could only escape during the 2020 lockdown, the interviewer decided to ignore all of that. Instead, he tried to convert me back. Waste of my goddamn time.

[@jacebarch1097]

Omg, stay strong

[@emilyanderson6423]

.... excommunicated? I'm guessing you were in a high-demand church? I am so sorry you went through all of that :( I left my church after being a lifelong member because of stuff like this. I'm so happy you were able to leave and seem to be safe. You're so strong! ❤

[@Pocket_Sized_Satan]

It’s because its a cult and they fail to see the bad that it is because to them they are told Christians can do no wrong which is wrong they do wrong all the time. An actual Christian knows they can do wrong but they are a rare breed.

[@rascal_rae]

so glad you got out friend

[@TiredSnowBerry]

Fuck man, so sorry you went through all that. Glad you got out, and I hope you find peace elsewhere

[@bonesandknives]

that first woman… i’ve never seen anyone talk for so long without saying a single thing

[@13367amalia]

I have. Felt that way about every church service I was forced to go to as a kid. She made the same speech my boomer pastor did. Outside world=temptation and devil's influence (I.E the "highjacker") and god=safe (home wifi). So don't open your heart to the secular world. Don't connect to their wifi and let them corrupt you with knowledge and critical thinking. Same old crap.

[@MayaLove777]

​@13367amalia yeah they just reiterate the same shit over and over again to brainwash people

[@spOOkytimes]

The metaphor for whatever she was talking about was so contrived that I'm pretty sure she didn't even know where it was going.

[@unapologeticallyb5068]

The way she's talking gives me a visceral reaction

[@Chuck_EL]

Literally the whitest thing I've ever seen

[@kayakat1869]

The wifi girl sounds like I do when I'm drunk

[@HollyG1903]

She sounds wildly out of breath

[@yandereconnoisseur]

I make better points on grass than she does on a stage before a 100 of ppl

[@lavalampluvr]

100% if someone made me listen to this blindfolded with no context i would think it was a drunk sorority girl talking about her internet cable service??? i mean the vibe is great but i didn't expect jesus?

[@theswissmiss69]

Holy shit yes!

[@FTZPLTC]

She sounds like Sweet Dee doing a character.

[@shmooples]

She's like if JoJo Siwa went to church

[@Sunnfloweropposum]

“Dream guest on my podcast? Let me spice things up… the demon that was with me in 2017”

[@theasexualvampire13]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@cunadeletra]

lmao i'm dead

[@cunadeletra]

@@Sunnfloweropposum wheezing

[@Jonathan-zx9ik]

I was thinking about that too. She seems like a closeted lesbian. I have quite the gaydar

[@rufuslikestotalk]

You really missed a “Christ is rizzin” joke, man

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

He is rizzin indeed, hallelujah

[@sonderfulsable]

snufkin pfp !! /vvpos

[@candyh4284]

i have unfortunate news for you and it's that you have an ethical obligation to be a youth pastor who sneaks good ideology into their sermons

[@wubbalubbadubdub_64]

i’m from the bible belt so hearing “young people are rebelling by being religious “ was wild

[@lacey892]

Same and the way they really think white nationalist Christianity is some sort of rebellious countercultural movement 🥴🙄

[@method5217]

me too and i’ve never met a religious kid who wasn’t raised in a religious environment by religious parents. i genuinely have no idea where the “kids are becoming religious to rebel” thing comes from. i think kids are more religious now than like 30 years ago or whatever because of all the social and geopolitical turmoil going on rn. they just need someone/something to give their life structure and that’s pretty much all religion is.

[@heyimneverland8451]

@@method5217this is absolutely not to discredit you because I agree w/ you BUT I have met three people who have recently just starting going to church and are just up Jesus’ ass but their family isn’t religious they’ve never really mentioned they were but now it seemingly is all they talk abt now and it’s so weird because they are young than me (17-20) and im just like what’s happening here 😭😭

[@whereisthe_spiceymustard]

a lot of christians really act like they are a oppressed minority as soon as there are under 80% christians were they life.

[@1eah]

@@heyimneverland8451i've had 2 friends that were religious bc they heard it from someone else and not parents! it's crazy bro fr

[@lauracronbungusman1582]

Jacob you gotta know Sadie Roberstson got her start on the insanity that was the Duck Dynasty series on A&E. Any Gen Z kids who grew up on Satelite TV unfortunately already know her family

[@alyfreeb]

Came here to point this out

[@lauracronbungusman1582]

@@alyfreeb so crazy that the Canadians didn’t grow up with honey boo boo and old man Si Robertson

[@imnotemo6751]

@@lauracronbungusman1582we very much have both those shows here haha

[@h.r.9563]

They may be backwoods hick bigots with daddy issues. But we all wanted an uncle si and granoa that said happy happy happy😂😂

[@Mr.CacaFace]

OMG I JUST PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER

[@Jaydorzzz]

Watching this while being at a church is something

[@natbatrat-d7e]

how’s the wifi?

[@justingick4218]

Fr I go to church faded and I understand it so much better when stoned

[@candyh4284]

@@justingick4218 This is a "one size does not fit all" situation because I vibe more with reading the bible or theology/religious philosophy stoned, being at church feels like I'm in Midsommar

[@candyh4284]

@@justingick4218 I'm sure it can be a beautiful spiritual experience, and I envy it tremendously, and if I get stoned at church I'm having a panic attack in the bathroom before the homily

[@resintom852]

@@candyh4284the first panic attack I’ve ever had in my life was during a Christian youth conference. I don’t wanna say that it’s directly related, but I haven’t had many panic attacks since, and I’m not very prone to having them. 🤔

[@hurklesthecrow]

I like to think that if jesus was on the internet, he'd just post really low quailty videos of updates on his antique van hes revamping and a review of some new saw he got. Real chill shit lmao

[@Cowboy_Frog]

And also how good it is to micro dose mushrooms. 😂

[@hurklesthecrow]

@@Cowboy_Frog HE WOULDDDDD

[@theswissmiss69]

And post some queer ass content.

[@caitlinreddy7330]

as a practicing christian - you're absolutely spot on lmao. oh and how to grow fruits & veg & medicinal herbs ;)

[@MayaLove777]

He'd do videos on how to make chairs and tables out of wood cause he was a carpenter

[@cielhigh4401]

I have religious trauma and so do most of my friends lmao i aint ever heard of athiest trauma. 😭

[@emilyanderson6423]

For real though!

[@Sunnfloweropposum]

Thats the equavelent to those posts that are like “i was bullied for being straight 😔😔😔”

[@Pastellera2video]

Fr Fr

[@luna10617]

oh no, science is causing people trauma !

[@hed1fsu]

But also, we get touched just like y'all.. soooo... Yeah

[@casrrole]

I was 100% sure that WiFi story would lead to a metaphor for not choosing other religions. I was wrong.

[@AubsBobs]

What was it a metaphor for??

[@casrrole]

@@AubsBobs nothing

[@NickMak-m2c]

That's not really a topic preached on. I'm not religious but I go to church a lot to listen to sermons (the online ones suck ass) because they give me the tingles, but I'm finding it hilarious to think of this... "Guys we lost another family to the Talmud this week can we make a speech this week connecting 'hijacked' wifi to choosing other religions."

[@casrrole]

@@NickMak-m2c if you go to church, you are religious 😅

[@NickMak-m2c]

@@casrrole No I'm just adventurous. I often entertain thoughts I don't believe, hell that's the basis of imagination. I also write erotic sci fi, but I've never had sex in space. I just find it therapeutic to feel hear these ideas, to wear them like clothes.

[@DefinitelyAPotato]

If more Christians actually took the message of the feet washing thing, they'd be so much more chill. It's a lesson about humility, and serving others. Yet find an evangelical that will

[@compassrose1466]

They even had two old men washing their feet together which cracks me up it’s like “TWO MEN SITTIGN TOGETHER ISNT GAY STOP GETTING MAD AT THE TV” 💀

[@jessberch7041]

No child is thinking this much about wifi until the wifi goes out

[@AdamOBrien29]

Yeah also data is a thing

[@joandarc441]

​@@AdamOBrien29 I think she isn't really techy hence why.

[@sydcaldwell37]

the lack of third places and community is leading many people to religion because it gives you community and a gathering place that is free for the most part. This can definitely be an issue when harmful beliefs are being pushed in the spaces but otherwise it's definitely understandable why it's happening

[@kodakoala]

Ya my partner and I for years have wanted to create a place that's community without religion, just the hangout, potlucks and events without an agenda.

[@caitlinreddy7330]

ironically, while i'm still a christian and have never stopped being one, i stopped attending church many years ago (some religious trauma stuff; i just discovered spirituality and religion are not exactly one in the same hence i still practice). however i also think in general any kind of spirituality should not really be viewed as a bad thing, as it can be a healthy coping mechanism if done right... basically your relationship with spirituality/God/the universe or whatever you wanna call it should be completely personal and not really be too greatly influenced by what some other idiots who have completely forgotten the whole point of the belief say.

[@candyh4284]

@@caitlinreddy7330 If you're into philosophy or theology, you sound like you would be really into "Fear & Trembling" by Søren Kierkegaard, he's a Dane from 19th century, big on personal relationships with God, the idea of faith being inherently irrational and that being the "point" of it all, etc.

[@LPSSYLVEONstudios]

THIS!! I was just thinking that when he was talking about rebelling… because I really don’t think that’s it, it’s that religion has a monopoly on many community building practices

[@passivelyobsessive5460]

After graduating college I moved with my parents to a new place and worked remotely. Had no idea how to make friends so after about a year I reverted to my religious days and started attending church and lo and behold started making connections instantly.

[@laurenlively2049]

Jacob I need you to know that Sadie Robertson is the heiress of the Duck Dynasty

[@msthecommentator2863]

My mom's an atheist, she grew up in a Catholic house but lost her faith over the years for her own reasons. I asked her once why we don't go to church and she simply said that she doesn't believe in it so she never thought to take me. I was invited by the neighborhood kids to go to Sunday school once. I don't know where folks get the idea that atheist parents shelter their kids from religion because when I asked if it was okay, she instantly said it was, I was just responsible for getting myself up at the crack of dawn, which was fair since I knew how to set an alarm and got myself up for school a lot. I think giving kids the option to explore their faith makes them less likely to use it as a rebellious outlet later down the line.

[@mapleglass1401]

As a lifelong church going atheist, this is great to hear! And I couldn’t agree more. As someone who’s on the religious left, teaching and letting kids explore their beliefs is very important.

[@juli5945]

I once went with a friend to her religious class (it was at school but optional and on the weekend), and it just solidified me being weirded out by religion.

[@passivelyobsessive5460]

Exactly. Sheltering kids or making it seem like something is a no-no is a first class ticket to the kid wanting to engage with it.

[@mapleglass1401]

@@passivelyobsessive5460 yes yes yes! That’s exactly what extreme no’s do to so many of us. Religion, sugar, any kind of sexual activity- so many things. It can be true for me sometimes as an adult too.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

"I don't know where folks get the idea that atheist parents shelter their kids from religion..." Maybe because atheism isn't new? There have been children who are sheltered from religion despite their curiosity. It's not extremely common, but it is something that does happen sometimes. You cannot just dismiss it altogether because of YOUR situation. That is confirmation bias and is not at ALL a relevant source. I'm glad your mother was kind enough to allow you to go to Sunday school. Is your mother also the mother of every other child who grew up with atheist parents? Probably not, right? So maybe don't use her as an example of something that "doesn't happen" (when it quite literally does happen every now and again).

[@sunolili862]

the way the first lady's speech is 90%filler and shes still performing on stage. That tiktok makes me more confident in all of my abilities

[@kellysmelly9210]

Im heating up my freezer kebab and was looking for a right KZbin video to watch and yours popped up and it was perfect thanks

[@vvitchhaus]

I’m heating up my freezer meatballs and doing the same

[@x3xmikey333]

I'm letting my balls cool and doing the same

[@max_the_mantis5173]

I just heated up to corn dogs and a hot pocket. It is 1:49pm having some breakfast. ❤🫂

[@Zeffer32]

Is this what the kids are calling masterbation these days?

[@justingick4218]

I'm mixing paint by hand☠️

[@arthursaxon5154]

90% sure Sadie Robertson was one of the kids featured on Duck Dynasty. So that might explain how they got access to a mega church.

[@lapetitevenus]

The pipeline from bad standup to mega church leader is fascinating to me lmao

[@potato-uj9dk]

as a religious studies student, believe me, it isnt just modern christianity. christianity has always been ridiculous

[@peacheedandee]

That's what I was thinking 👍

[@BOO_I.m_A_Ghost]

The Wi-Fi one was nuts... Like, what?? 😭

[@Cowplants_are_cool]

3:02 this feels like an express vpn sponsorship

[@justingick4218]

If she actually tried to put a vpn sponsor I'd convert so fast

[@Cowplants_are_cool]

@@justingick4218 real! 😭😭

[@appletater6842]

missed sponsorship opportunity😔

[@sxnbu]

"& don't forget to crucify that like button" took me out like huh??😭😭

[@AdamOBrien29]

I actually did this. I took the like button and hanged it on a crucifix. Three days later the like button wasn't in its cave 😮

[@lenkerism]

seeing this right after getting back from family-mandated church attendance is so perfect.

[@AdamOBrien29]

Hey if your pfp is you how are you mandated to go to church? 😅 You look 30 my man

[@AWholeRat]

Jacob one HUGE thing you missed about Sadie is her family had a really popular tv show. Shes only preaching at that church bcz shes like a religion nepo baby. Her family had a show called duck dynasty, where it was like half making duck calls and hunting and fishing, and half religion stuff. I think she has a podcast or smth too I think I've heard my mom listening to it.

[@maddieboys333]

THATS HER?!?!

[@compassrose1466]

That’s funny since her family weren’t good people but we’re everywhere…Duck Dynasty isn’t even a Christian show??? They just prayed at the end and that’s what Christians liked which is so dumb, man. I remember them showing up in Gods Not Dead because I was forced to watch as a kid…and they were just there with no reason. They were out on a HUGE pedestal when that goes against what the Bible said too? Idk it’s sad that it’s to the point of this

[@jesslaw49]

You don’t wanna go around accidentally connecting to Satan’s wi-fi.

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Unless it’s a really stable and fast connection.

[@luna10617]

but what if it's free😅

[@NotReallyJabu05]

I need that on a shirt

[@Red_Spork]

Missed opportunity to use the "Jesus has rizzen" joke

[@nameyourplants7093]

my mum is super religious and im starting to get worried (especially being queer) because my little sister keeps posting weird religious stuff 😭 when did it become cool to be a young christian again

[@caitlinreddy7330]

ok as a christian who's also queer, i don't think being christian itself is really a bad thing, but if your mom and sister are sort of using it as an excuse to be kinda discriminatory and such then... idk bro, i'll pray for u lmao

[@heavensjustahead]

From one queer to another, you are so valid

[@nameyourplants7093]

@@caitlinreddy7330 i don't need or want your prayers, thanks though! it's super common for people to use their christian beliefs to abuse queer people, they think they can 'heal' you or 'fix' you. i've found that it's the majority of christians in my area, but i would love it if there were christians who were actually accepting and chill.

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

@@nameyourplants7093Accepting Christians are out here, we’re just drowned out by the evangelicals. If God didn’t want queer folk, he wouldn’t make them.

[@leviet5538]

@@nameyourplants7093 there are

[@_Kuma_]

As a Christian, I feel so much secondhand embarrassment. I swear we’re not all like this.

[@caitlinreddy7330]

FR WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THIS 😭God bless you my sibling in Christ lmaoo

[@FavorOgunjimi]

Yes!!! I feel so much second hand cringe💀💀💀 This is why people think we are dumb

[@NickMak-m2c]

I thought it was adorable, she's trying so hard and failing so miserably 🥺

[@NotReallyJabu05]

​@@NickMak-m2c I think she was just really nervous lmao

[@Ruhrohraggy23345]

Real

[@violetwicks4082]

Yo, CRAZY title. Jacob is the only man with the balls to say what everyone else is saying, but better

[@LaurieLuLu]

not me getting an ad for a christian prayer app before the video even started

[@dylanintefilin]

one of the only religious institutions in central kentucky that's growing is a super queer friendly synagogue and that makes me very happy

[@_Kuma_]

I wish we had that where I live. 🥲 Maybe someday.

[@mayharre40]

This video reminded me of going to those youth groups at my local mega church growing up and MAN am I grateful for leaving and distancing myself from that and the church in general. I can finally go about my life without the indoctrinated shame or the constant fear mongering with a blaccent! Thanks Jacob for these absolute GOATED nuggies :))

[@jilliansmaniotto2326]

2:58 I feel like i’m having a stroke 4:58 omfg she’s one of the kids from the duck dynasty family

[@logansmithrodrigues6244]

I literally have absolutely no clue what the first girl was even trying to say

[@luna10617]

i think her point was something like "church is just as good as WIFI because it lets you connect with people"... but what she really meant was social media, not wifi 🤷🏻‍♀️ she seems to not know the difference

[@starry65]

i 100% thought she was going to talk about losing the wifi and being sad. then say like not making a connection to jesus everyday should make us equally sad or something.

[@AdamOBrien29]

Just another case of someone talking on and on and on without saying anything

[@shawnalynn5198]

I don't think she even knows, lol

[@magentatime]

skit at 13.25 is what all christians think atheist households are like

[@AnnaRenee]

It was literally every Christian movie’s portrayal of atheists and I love it

[@nacarotdino2839]

You're actually so right, doomsday preppers and religious fanatics are tragically similar! My parents fit those respective titles so I got to grow up anxious about the end of earth AND afterwards! Yippie anxiety!!

[@gregorehorror]

I'm an atheist still dealing with religious trauma so I'm always glad when I see you do one of these 😂

[@nameyourplants7093]

i love when creators aren't afraid to talk about how weird some of this behaviour is, because nothing is gonna change unless people actually talk about it

[@gregorehorror]

@@nameyourplants7093 exactly

[@NickMak-m2c]

​@@nameyourplants7093 as a person that lives near Kensington, I really have no issue with people regularly going to church, in their worst manifestation they might get into the 'no homo' line which is something non-Christians get into as well... But other collectives, other social activities people gather round in their youthful era, myself included--well look at a video of Kensington, Philadelphia, for an example (at least in my area) the main alternative where you can actually meet people.

[@klemchowder1692]

was looking for something to watch while smoking a bowl and this is better than what i could've hoped for

[@Cowboy_Frog]

🍃 and Jacob go together like Mac and cheese.

[@stormwolk]

seeing jacob posted a new video is like having jesus rub your feet

[@spencerhuckins8197]

"Jesus rizzed up the lan party" is my new favorite thing ive ever heard

[@ourania_a]

i'm younger gen z and i don't really know what you're talking about with the whole "religion is back thing" i haven't seen much of it at all. most of the people i know grew up religious and aren't anymore

[@redmage5251]

I'm older gen z and it's literally just that most atheists don't actually talk about it much, the religious influencers are making it look like more younger people are religious than they actually are

[@tc-tm1my]

Church attendance by youths is at record lows. Majority of people following religious tiktok are boomers and Millennials.

[@VeryButters]

When I was in highschool, we had a youth group meeting where the activity for the night was that the Seniors had to wash the feet of everyone else at the meeting and it was SO uncomfortable and you could just tell the Seniors did not wanna be doing it. Also everyone had to participate you literally couldn't opt out and if you tried to leave they'd be super judgey like "you're denying the chance to walk in the path of Christ." And seeing the Superbowl footfetish comercial in this video just violently resurfaced this traumatic memory from like 8 years ago

[@baitaccount]

Getting a Bible app ad before this was crazy

[@emilyshaffer8851]

Jesus Christ Superstar mention. A huge win today, girlies

[@VincentEdelstein]

FRR

[@meinenklinke]

Jesus Christ Superstar is one of my absolute favorite musicals. What a pleasant way to start the video! 😂

[@chloeeismeier]

i’m a Christian and i just want to say thank you for not making this a hate video for christian’s as a whole but pointing out the absurdity in the things pastors and churches are doing to reach recent generations. a lot of christian’s do honestly love EVERYONE and make that their main focus

[@seraphile5720]

I literally cannot I'm getting so much brainrot from the first video I don't know if I can finish

[@Venus-e]

Megachurch leaders tend to be old but have younger “subleaders” so that they can sprinkle a little more cult behavior into the megachurch. I was a subleader for a few years, stuff’s really damaging but also really effective if you want to make someone feel bad about leaving the church

[@mariah_harmony]

I noticed this in churches I attended when I was a teenager and I always wondered if other people caught on to it. Is it a church hierarchy thing or is it a different process? I specifically noticed it in youth groups and young adult groups, and the "sub leaders" always *happened* to be young, single, charismatic, and conventionally handsome men. I always thought it was weird.

[@Venus-e]

@@mariah_harmony In my experience, it was a “volunteering” opportunity. Typically young adults were geared towards youth service and teenagers geared towards the childcare. Definitely was some importance placed in looking presentable, but it wasn’t related to how attractive you were most of the time

[@AdamOBrien29]

Ironically jesus would surely hate these pastors more than most. Literally the only time Jesus lost his shit was because people were trading in a holy place

[@jessika5297]

JAS 1:49 "jesus saved, but he also subscribed" new bible verse dropped for the frat boy bios

[@elanmayes]

i want to see Jacob go down the Fundie Fridays rabbithole SO BADLY.

[@nfjfdndidisnsikxcjguug]

a Jen/Jacob collab would fix me

[@elanmayes]

@@nfjfdndidisnsikxcjguug reeeeaaallll

[@carbonmonoxideleak]

NOOOO the feet washing pic reminded me of in Bible School when they picked kids 2 go on stage and and put our feet in pudding and then other kids would wash them 2 show the Bible story 😭😭😭😭 looking back THAT WAS SOOO WEIRD OMG

[@wolgarush]

this is the same girl i watched pick out her prom dress on duck dynasty in 2012 😭😭

[@erin.007]

The first clip is Sadie Robertson from Duck Dynasty 💀 so on brand for her to be a preacher now

[@emilyperrett6648]

We had the cool youth pastor at the mega church hillsong in bellavista Sydney Australia, I have many horror stories to share before being banned and running away from home

[@grasskingdoms]

young people are definitely not turning to religion. religion has been trending downward significantly for decades now.

[@BekkiAnnArt]

🤣🤣🤣 most people in the US don't like mega churches! We are just unfortunately surrounded by them and they're BIG AND LOUD! Just like football stadiums are big and loud. 🤣🤣🤣 You're genuinely hilarious. Liked and subscribed! On a serious note, let's be clear: I didn't rebel against my evangelical church I was raised in; I escaped it. And I don't know that anything can change cults.

[@compassrose1466]

The fact there’s a woman on the stage preaching/teaching shocks me because like as someone who was forced baptist women aren’t allowed to preach. They can be Sunday school teachers “OBVIOUSLY” but reaching the men and women? Nope. They don’t trust women with the Bible because of power it’s WILD.

[@TheGabeDude37]

This is a restriction on being a female pastor, not preaching

[@izzyfloro7941]

just a child of god like Jacob Andrew Sharpe!

[@RyanDavis-k2o]

Thank you for being so entertaining. You’ve gotten me through so many hard times. Like my internet just got shut off and I’m just watching this off my phone and it’s just so comforting.

[@clonedbeansoup9800]

The fact that i got a prayer app ad before this video is comedy gold.

[@drskellybones8049]

i liked the sound of that gen z church, if they take out the things a lot of us see alongside religion (homophobia, sexism etc) it would be great. i’m not religious, but i know that what a lot of people think god said is wrong

[@TiredSnowBerry]

100% true. People have used religion to justify their hate and their horrible deeds since religion even became a thing. The colonists claimed it was their "God given right" when they raped and slaughtered the Native Americans, and the church used to preach that you'd go to hell if you freed a black slave. It's such a shame, because the bible genuinely has great stories and teaches good values if you look in the right places, but I just can't trust it because how many have used its influence to commit the most disgusting of acts.

[@ImSarah1738]

A pastor said that my Celiac Disease could be cured with prayer… it didn’t work. If I were God, I’d focus on bigger issues🤷‍♀️

[@lovemandagrace]

That poor girl at the beginning is so nervous. The exasperated laughs are hard to listen to.

[@luna10617]

i got so much second-hand embarrassment🥲

[@RecMike]

She's not nervous. She's been doing public speaking engagements like that and speaking to mega churches for over a decade and it has ALWAYS sounded like that, except now she does the appropriation thing with her dialect and especially since she started her "spiritual gangsta" era. That's just her. She's awful.

[@mizzzlicia1832]

The preacher's kid is strong with this one... I'm a preacher's kid but I'm an atheist

[@Cowboy_Frog]

I feel like there’s a strong correlation between being an atheist and being raised in a religious household.

[@anthonynatan]

​@@Cowboy_FrogReal

[@n3wt3d]

got an ad for bible chat before this video

[@NotReallyJabu05]

I got one for the Bible app

[@peachy_lili]

heck yeah, these are HOLY nugs!

[@earthavi]

that wi-fi video was gold. I haven’t had that much toe-curling cringe in a minute. puckering my face like I just sucked a lemon lmao

[@cameron2836]

I was listening to her and she sounded familiar, then said her last name was robertson and i thought- oh my god, sadie robertson?? She's the daughter of the main dude from Duck Dynasty lol, no wonder she has connections

[@chlotcj676]

I love someone who isn’t afraid to tackle the subject of religion and poke a little harmless fun. Such a refreshing enjoyable video. I wish more people would do this.

[@WhatAreHandlesFor]

Yo... that rebel, "praying on Sunday with friends" skit was solid 🤣

[@sheriarmstrong3968]

yeah for real, as a child my mom read me bible stories and taught me to pray (christianity btw) and i would go to church with friends sometimes but my mom didnt. one night when i was like 6 i asked my mom if we didn’t read bible stories anymore because i didnt like them and she agreed. her giving me the opportunity to form my own opinion definitely helped me in the long run. 😊

[@jc-zt9uw]

i’m literally a christian and modern “christianity” frustrates me so much😭

[@caitlinreddy7330]

bro same. dont get me wrong it's great that more people are interested in it but like... i feel like some people are missing the point

[@60s70s.Loverr]

My best friend goes to a Christian school and her teachers walk around without shoes or socks on. That must be so disturbing. What if there’s a fire drill?

[@storm-vp6jf]

THE PROFILE PICTURE MONTAGE IM DEAD

[@Savy938]

Sadie Robertson... of duck dynasty fame? The wifi story makes sense now

[@Sunnfloweropposum]

JESUS CHRIST SUPERTSAR MENTIONED RAHH‼️‼️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️

[@vendettacarcass6017]

god jacob i love jesus christ superstar and as much as i didn’t need another comfort creator youve officially jumped my list😿😿 i love you v much.

[@xenon5493]

Y'all remember duck dynasty?? That WiFi girl is the main guy's daughter 💀💀 that whole family is insane.

[@tc-tm1my]

The Kardashians of the far right

[@medicalgirl3]

I keep getting shown that Jesus feet ad on Reddit and every time I'm like “is targeted advertising doing antisemitism at me?”

[@mx.benzedrine]

I'm a member of a progressive Christian congregation that saved my life in my faith journey. When I initially started going to that church, I was just pansexual, something I could keep hidden easily at my childhood church. When I learned a few years later that I was nonbinary, I was at my current church and it made me feel like God made me right, and not like I was going against Them or rebelling against my faith. I felt welcomed there and still do. I'm a very faithful person, which to the woman who gave me bible pamphlets after I cashed her out last week might find hard to believe, y'know, with my pronouns on my nametag and all. At least she wasn't talking faith, and she was actually a super kind happy person. She gave me those right as she was leaving. If I see her again, if she asks about those papers, I'll tell her a quick version of my story.

[@olive_liver]

I haven't watched this yet but this is the exact video I need in my life right now

[@Esex_Lover84]

got this notification at church 🙏🙏🙏

[@tc-tm1my]

I'm not convinced gen z is turning to religion. Numerous polls show they're not. But as long as they're not pushing bigotry and anti science misinformation, it's fine. That's my main annoyance about religion

[@emmapenrod9034]

I have been FREAKING OUT over the Jesus loves Feet ad but everyone acts normal about it !!! It’s not NORMAL!

[@AbbieSorell]

As a Christian, he nailed this fucking video. The part when he was talking about the mega church never having a cool pastor collab is so real lol. Imo I think gen Z is realizing and acknowledging the evolution in culture unlike some toxic church culture we grew up. Hope he follows the trend ☮︎

[@PoppyTheDrapica]

Also when I was a kid I "worked" at the church and there was one time we all had a big feet washing ceremony where everyone got their feet washed on the altar xD:

[@beepbow8444]

What the fuck does it mean to be a "fan of wifi"????

[@Phrog4713]

You posted a video saying the youngsters are liking Jesus again just after I was forced to go to church and hear someone preach about how that’s the caee

[@s.m.9871]

Oh my god I am receding into my own skin I am cringing so hard at the first girl 😭

[@shilasimpson8118]

thinkin bout prayin to dis 😭🔥🔥🔥

[@francesfishbaugh7884]

"God is a beige parent and he's putting it on all of his kid's."

[@sarah-michellemease5622]

Not me getting JCSS in my head now, thanks Jacob! 😂 What's the buzz, tell me whats-a-happenin

[@Sunnfloweropposum]

whyyyyy should you want to know, dont you mind ‘bout the future….

[@VincentEdelstein]

Dontchu try to think aheaaaddd Save tomorrow for tomorrowwwww

[@resintom852]

Damn I *felt* the twang in the accent from “we don’t need that satanic worship crap in country music” 😂🤠 You just *know* they pronounce it SAY-tan-ic lmfaooo

[@msthecommentator2863]

"What wifi seems the least sketchy?" Uhm, probably the free one that has a name similar to the airport's? The one at PDX where I work is literally 'flypdx' so it's kind of hard to screw up.

[@gibbygibbs6417]

Litteraly got an ad for a digital Bible before this video

[@ehg_in_hell]

Contraversial opinion : The Wifi Girl, wasn't actually that bad. She seems like shes trying really hard, so whatever works for her!

[@Oderint-Dum-Metuant]

got an ad for a christian prayer app before this vid 😍😍😍