Yeah! No one will desire one. RIP one of our one world class marques .😪👿
@davidmaskew16 сағат бұрын
In so many ways 😂😂😂
@haraldschurr103516 сағат бұрын
Yes - theft proof by design.
@jamesgoggle342115 сағат бұрын
Brilliant
@Resist_JWO_198415 сағат бұрын
😂
@sbeers8819 сағат бұрын
Now we know why the car wasn't shown in their "ad."
@ian9toes18 сағат бұрын
😂
@ThomasTomiczek16 сағат бұрын
Somoene stopping it - someone with at least half a brain cell working.
@insertnamehere580915 сағат бұрын
It looks like something that a child would draw with a ruler 📐 📏
@ThomasTomiczek15 сағат бұрын
@@insertnamehere5809 It is amazhing, it is not. I mean, I awlays wonder. And they SAY AI is worse than humans. NO. It is not.
@frogmastiff819815 сағат бұрын
i literally just posted the same on another vid :p
@markc671419 сағат бұрын
I don't see any straight guy buying this
@hudsonbear503819 сағат бұрын
and unless they are extremely camp, I doubt you will see any guy ones buying it too...
@Tommygunn25819 сағат бұрын
It's terrible in general, it's like the people responsible for this thing assume all gay people like pink and ugly designs.
@johnnypk196318 сағат бұрын
😂
@anandmishra-wl3ks18 сағат бұрын
Jaguar new Lineups - L,G,B,T,Q
@AstraeaJustitia18 сағат бұрын
I don't see any gay guys buying it either. Or any woman straight or lesbian. This is clearly for the theythems, just like the ad showed.
@timberry470911 сағат бұрын
Jaguar (probably): "If you don't like it, don't buy it!" Everyone: "Deal!"
@craftyukraine4 сағат бұрын
@@timberry4709 but… But the external toy 🍆 storage, right in front of the door. Don’t you like it?🤣
@solidsneakie14 сағат бұрын
This looks like it was designed by a recent graduate who really wanted a job at Apple, but ended up at jaGuar despite never having actually owned a car of their own.
@wizrom304618 сағат бұрын
It's official then... Jaguar have gone COMPLETELY INSANE 😊
@bryanbufton435813 сағат бұрын
No more then the rest of the world
@craftyukraine12 сағат бұрын
@@wizrom3046 *The external dildo storage is quite exuberant, I have to admit.😮👏🏻*
@エラー-e7v6 сағат бұрын
They must have taken inspiration from the episode of Blackadder where he pretends to go insane to avoid having to go over the trenches for the final push in WW1. Stick two pencils up their nose and talk gibberish.
@Audioremedy07856 сағат бұрын
They said that about Tesla. And they are smashing it out of the park.
@gwynjames20775 сағат бұрын
More redundant workers in the British Midlands then?
@Mechautoinsight18 сағат бұрын
What puzzles me is that during all the design, building testing and launch, and with the thousands of techs and engineers, not one had the courage like the little boy in the fable, to call it out and say “hang on, “the Emperor has no clothes”.
@pqsnet17 сағат бұрын
I dont think they tested it. These people dont tollerare critic. Its obvious they made absolutely no costumer survey ln the design, concept or change lf brand and the employees on the floor are really angry.
@GreatSageSunWukong16 сағат бұрын
he would have been sacked on the spot by the "be kind" brigade or sent for re-education.
@Technoanima16 сағат бұрын
Because toxic positivity.
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev121716 сағат бұрын
@@GreatSageSunWukong 👍👍
@Mosern197715 сағат бұрын
Little boy was beaten to death shortly after, and the parade continued.
@TheiLUMInatedOne15 сағат бұрын
That drag coefficient joke was wonderful.
@TheBonsaiZone11 сағат бұрын
Toys for the rich and then 4 years later they will all end up in an Eco dump.
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
That is assuming they do not combust in the interim.
@parigibelgrado51204 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂
@matthewclarke652214 сағат бұрын
If this is truly the new Jag design. The only conclusion, I can draw, is that the designers were told to destroy the brand for ever. .. They appear to have succeeded. !
@loualiberti478117 сағат бұрын
Good Bye Jaguar - it was nice knowing you.
@martentrudeau694819 сағат бұрын
This Jaguar is not for car guys, and most new cars aren't either. New vehicles want to surveil and spy on us, and they know where we have been driving. I hate new cars. And EVs are appliances, masquerading as petrol cars which are real cars.
@krocialblack18 сағат бұрын
Not all EVs are just appliances. The Rimac Nevera, Nio EP9, Hyundai Ioniq 5 N and Porscha Taycan are pretty breath taking.
@AstraeaJustitia18 сағат бұрын
yea but even petrol cars are so chock full of computer junk and spyware the only thing not electric about them is the long block of the engine. They put all that crap in there under the auspices of emissions controls. But they are blatant about their purpose when it comes to EVs. You don't need a bunch of computerised nonsense to run an EV just like you don't need it to run an electric toothbrush. There are no emissions controls to concern oneself with. An EV should be extremely cheap and analog. They put all that crap in there to spy on you.
@missilecarrier18 сағат бұрын
not for guys, but for gays
@iainw508117 сағат бұрын
Might appeal to a drag queen.
@darrylweidenhofer17 сағат бұрын
Here here I will stick with my 2013 ranger
@jeremykille468917 сағат бұрын
The jaguar Liberace.
@johnl531616 сағат бұрын
He had flamboyance...This car does not
@ianharley172616 сағат бұрын
Where's the chandeliers! 😂
@jackx431111 сағат бұрын
@@ianharley1726 - tut, tut, Ian; they were *candelabras!*
@realfamilyman10 сағат бұрын
@@johnl5316 He did bum jack Jamie Redfern though... There'll be a resurgence of kids experiencing that in this car, because only groomers are going to buy it.
@ianharley172610 сағат бұрын
Got confused with that car in escape from New York 😂@@jackx4311
@dekkerlundquist593814 сағат бұрын
They should have re-named the company so the Jaguar brand won't be damaged by this madness.
@markleggett39447 сағат бұрын
100% correct. It's the least they could do out of respect to current owners and employees. They are making a mockery of the brand's heritage and logos.
@kimmathis194513 сағат бұрын
In Germany the designation "00" is equal to "WC". Well done Faguar!
@geoff37s3819 сағат бұрын
Is somebody pulled up outside my house in one of these things I would pretend to be out.
@chrisnicholson-on5zp19 сағат бұрын
love it!
@CreepyTrendMan19 сағат бұрын
I would grab the Axe .
@Brimstoneandfire18 сағат бұрын
I’d have to be careful to make sure I was using the dustbin when taking out the trash.
@sbeers8818 сағат бұрын
@@geoff37s38 one has to be "out" just to drive that monstrosity.
@WayWot18 сағат бұрын
Yeah, if I was in the garden I would have to pretend to be dead.
@Hope_Boat18 сағат бұрын
Nice crematorium vibes. Stones, brass, encens... They even provide the combustion.
@rocketmunkey115 сағат бұрын
LOL Now you've said that its obvious the Brass the Alabaster It HAS to be a wind up by the WEF, they are trying to destroy the car industry and having a laugh at our expense whilst doing it
@acv583714 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂
@zxyatiywariii812 сағат бұрын
It kind of reminds me of those Sarco suicide pods too. . .
@johnarmstrong57274 сағат бұрын
free funeral plan with every EV ?
@Big_Tex19 сағат бұрын
Someone was mocking this pink pic on Twitter X, and as I scrolled through the comments I was literally being served up ads for gay websites 😂
@tarwod109819 сағат бұрын
Hilarious 🤣 😂🎉
@_Ben481017 сағат бұрын
Jaguar CEO Adrian Mardell is VERY pro LGBTQ+XYZ so the pink colour nor woke concept is surprising...
@RogerSutton-ik9fj17 сағат бұрын
You were lucky I nearly got transmogrified 😵💫
@Copper419217 сағат бұрын
Yeah, but that was probably based on your previous search history🤪
@pqsnet17 сағат бұрын
Most fun of all is. Those adds you see was not there because of the Jag twitterpost. They are based on hour search and or website history. 😆
@peterbronstein3214 сағат бұрын
Edsel is looking very good.
@andy530i15 сағат бұрын
Jaguar's design team must have been eating mushrooms.
@Banditt4219 сағат бұрын
Nothing like a boulder behind you when you crash into something.
@maifantasia365017 сағат бұрын
It's a "safety" feature. As the doors don't open and it's difficult to egress via the windows, following a traffic incident, the purpose of the boulder is to utilise inertia to break the windscreen. Just try to remember to keep out of it's way during such an event.
@markgreenberg582517 сағат бұрын
@@maifantasia3650 it also makes a very comfortable middle seat for one of your kids.
@dwayne735616 сағат бұрын
Or having a brass knife edge for those side impacts.
@adonisnetworks16 сағат бұрын
It's a boulder & burn design.
@pugsleyenoch155815 сағат бұрын
@@adonisnetworks I want a rock in my ST150 now. Oh yes and brass
@welloffthepace312717 сағат бұрын
‘Rising up from the centre of the drivers seat is a striking 12” brass throbber which extends and retracts in sync with the vehicle speed. Connected directly to the battery and designed to give the driver an elevated sense of pleasure and virtuousness as they/them speed down the highway in electric bliss’
@40ny11 сағат бұрын
You missed your calling in life! Well on the pace with that one! 👍
@realfamilyman10 сағат бұрын
Video screens on the seat backs to keep your grooming victims entertained.
@MrsCraig-ku2yl10 сағат бұрын
OMG
@エラー-e7v6 сағат бұрын
Sounds like a sex toy
@bradwilliams169118 сағат бұрын
Between the recent and absolutely disastrous advertising campaign & what jag has actually created, I'd say that Jaguar are seriously out to destroy themselves.
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev121715 сағат бұрын
Seems like the agenda.
@patricksoos67415 сағат бұрын
Imagine being at Tata Motors and seeing this saga unravel .
@rocketmunkey115 сағат бұрын
Yes it seem like another wind up by the small hats to me. surely nobody could be this stupid.
@involutionOcean12 сағат бұрын
@@patricksoos674 Their founder was quite conservative apparently. He died fairly recently. Maybe the timing of this campaign release is not accidental.
@jackx431111 сағат бұрын
Whether or not that was their intention, I'd stake good money on them succeeding.
@Hemond114 сағат бұрын
From the opening line to the comments, this is one of the most entertaining vids yet on this channel.
@TheLastOilMan10 сағат бұрын
My dad worked at jag , solihul I seem to remember . He always said that after the E type and MK 10 they went south. Eh dad don’t look down !
@saturn58018 сағат бұрын
The fatal flaw in these brand redesign disasters is hubris. Dictating to customers what they SHOULD want, rather than listening to customers and giving them what they DO want is a recipe for bankruptcy. One of the fundamental principles of good design is knowing your audience and providing solutions relevant to them, not you.
@silo_fx31827 сағат бұрын
the 'jaGuar huBris'. Nice. JLR probably think that is a winning name for the car.
@a6473818 сағат бұрын
It is official... Faguar have lost their mind completely, that concept "car" is not a car. It is a nightmare with wheels on that has nothing to do with a car.
@ura939016 сағат бұрын
Its not a car its a “statement of intent” 🤮
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev121716 сағат бұрын
✔✔
@aussiesam0116 сағат бұрын
This is bonkers. It reminds me of that time when Homer Simpson designed a car for his long-lost brother (Danny Devito) and completely ruined his business and bankrupted him.
@Mosern197715 сағат бұрын
The central bar reminds of me trying to haul some 2x4" in my car through the ski opening. Little did I know that I was breaking molds.
@PredatorOmnivore14 сағат бұрын
You sir are an adept word smith. You convey a lot of wisdom in the fewest words. Thank You
@dnoordink19 сағат бұрын
I can see that middle separator cutting someone in half in an accident. Amazing design! Luckily no one will be buying this thing lol
@SalemikTUBE16 сағат бұрын
Absolutely nobody will by a car with that metal bar in it. They have gone insane.
@ura939016 сағат бұрын
Maybe it will give you a sex change in an accident?
@Dayz3O614 сағат бұрын
expect to see the car regulators all corrupted and give this one a pass in safety just because they are part of the rainbow cult.
@xavermooshammer481613 сағат бұрын
No one "who could be considered a loss" will be buying... 👻
@14Anon213 сағат бұрын
Probably just part of the concept. Even without it, the interior is horrific.
@michaeldamiani343619 сағат бұрын
What a nightmare. So sad. I love classic Jags. But this thing...?
@craftyukraine14 сағат бұрын
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
@14Anon213 сағат бұрын
The entire purpose of this thing is to move away from the heritage branding and try to appeal to the fabled 'modern audience'. They don't want you to like it, this is meant to be for metropolitan elites with more money than sense (and who are the only types who seem to like the progressive social engineering project being forced on the rest of us.). They'd have done better to just lean back into their racing bloodline, maybe team up with Lister, and build desirability that way.
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
I would rather own and drive a classic XKE than 10 of these. What is the price of these things? 150K and more?
@craftyukraine4 сағат бұрын
@ the price is the owner’s dignity.
@kadinaator17 сағат бұрын
That 10.5 foot spike in the middle is a death sentence to anyone in the car it crashes into.
@pinball870114 сағат бұрын
Mad Max- Knights of the Road.
@NiceLoki8 сағат бұрын
Not to mention the occupants of the car getting slammed into it. I can't imagine it's got a good NCAP rating.
@Dipl.-Journ.Hubert.Mueller8 сағат бұрын
@@NiceLoki But it will get a good rating from the NPCs.
@silo_fx31827 сағат бұрын
@@pinball8701 More like Mad Maxine in this case, the drag queen monster. I would watch a movie like that - oh wait, hang on - no I wouldn't.
@markleggett39447 сағат бұрын
A stone seat divider in the rear section? I know that will cushion rear occupants in the event of a crash. There is nothing like stone to lighten a vehicle to extend it's range.
@jongmans3814 сағат бұрын
Not a Jaguar, something else, no heritage or Britishness.
@stevezodiac907515 сағат бұрын
The first car to come with a built in urinal. That pizz stone is sheer genius.
@127Foxtrot18 сағат бұрын
Jaguar Type 00, the concept car by those who have no concept of a car...
@icedriver220714 сағат бұрын
I thought it was 0 for the amount of money they would make for it.
@craftyukraine14 сағат бұрын
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
@AS-np3yq14 сағат бұрын
But is it gender neutral?
@craftyukraine13 сағат бұрын
@@AS-np3yq it has a giant brass pipe for the center console and external storage for toys to put into humans. I bet it’s a biological male vehicle.
@127Foxtrot13 сағат бұрын
It’s scary to think that the designers are probably exactly like those people depicted in the ad…
@sbeers8819 сағат бұрын
Is having a huge brass bar running down the middle of the car safe? Maybe it will be called the Jaguar Impaler.
@jacquelinepayne201218 сағат бұрын
Or if the masonary block hits you, "the crusher"
@keithphilbin305418 сағат бұрын
Horizontal pole dancing must be quite tricky.
@Denis1255518 сағат бұрын
Very funny . Love your style , mate .
@Denis1255518 сағат бұрын
Even better @@keithphilbin3054
@ivanmcdonald117 сағат бұрын
What happened to crumple zones.. A head on crash at 100kph x 2 that could go through the other car before stopping. Idealism gone mad
@geoffnoyes52018 сағат бұрын
Official launch date is April 1st, 2025 apparently.😊
@valvlog466517 сағат бұрын
Lunch video leaked: kzbin.infoo8g1Lz8qkhc?feature=share
@wyattfamily899717 сағат бұрын
Very appropriate.
@NAYF7613 сағат бұрын
Can't wait😂
@tellyfaulkner346613 сағат бұрын
No, apparently nothing will be available until 2026. Retooling the factory in 2025, ready for it to be shut down in 2026.
@LuisVazquez-hx3bk11 сағат бұрын
Did they hired Homer Simpson as a car disigner, again?🤣🤣
@kalofkrypton14 сағат бұрын
It's a pretty strong achievement to make a physical car look like it's a low quality render! 😂
@raybrown219719 сағат бұрын
Would love to hear what Clarkson, Hammond and May think of the monstrosity
@g8ymw19 сағат бұрын
Jeremy might make a copy by spraying the muck spreader pink
@HansCSchellenberg19 сағат бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWrXkJqjm9qYa5Y
@angleseyandy911015 сағат бұрын
Quentin loves it...
@raybrown219715 сағат бұрын
@@angleseyandy9110 He will be playing Parker in the next Thunderbirds movie
@hmao446619 сағат бұрын
And they said the XJS was ugly...
@craftyukraine14 сағат бұрын
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
@kaivirkkala321319 сағат бұрын
We are all watching a great old brand dying!
@iainw508117 сағат бұрын
Dying?...its dead
@Copper419217 сағат бұрын
No, we are all watching a great old brand committing suicide.
@BarfingGerbil13 сағат бұрын
It's like watching an old friend you've known for decades become demented and insane.
@laser-sj6 сағат бұрын
When DISNEY buys a car company 😂 R.I.P. Jaguar 😢
@GJP116913 сағат бұрын
The inside looks like the cabin of a boat
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
It is so sterile and boring to my eye. They believe everything must change just for the sake of change.
@philhunt929719 сағат бұрын
Next advert from Jaguar will be Dylan Mulvaney [with strings controlling the arms and legs] climbing in to the new car, turning to the chauffeur Robert DeNiro and saying "This does look good Parker" Role the titles/music Five, Four, Three, Two, One Thunderbirds are go 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@simonvalente218717 сағат бұрын
😂
@angelarch535216 сағат бұрын
...I kinda want to see this next advert, :D
@simonvalente218716 сағат бұрын
@angelarch5352 I wanna see who buys one. Elton John?
@markusgorelli527813 сағат бұрын
It's just missing the four wheel drive in front. 😂😂
@simonvalente218713 сағат бұрын
@@markusgorelli5278 it's 4 spanners short of a socket set.
@yarrik70119 сағат бұрын
Stone, brass, wool... and an extra helping of pink... it's all just one big pink turd with 4 wheels shoved onto it. Seriously, did jaguar hire a real life Delia Deetz to sculpture this "car" into existence?
@patriot38819 сағат бұрын
Definitely a car for an alphabetter! 😂
@pauldurkee476418 сағат бұрын
How about the Alphaworse.
@Commieh8r4eva18 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂
@mr_jdes16 сағат бұрын
A brass dildo needs to be inserted to unlock V Max mode
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev121715 сағат бұрын
@@pauldurkee4764 haha
@karlos-tq5ir9 сағат бұрын
Dear GOD , what have they done???
@LantanaLiz17 сағат бұрын
"Designers must've been completely stoned" - exactly what I was thinking.
@markuskruger210217 сағат бұрын
You Hit the Nail in the Coffein.....
@JohnMcClain-p9t13 сағат бұрын
No doubt on "designer drugs".
@stephangray753018 сағат бұрын
Imagine trying to extract passengers from a crushed cabin with that damn central spine in place.Not to mention trying to get a leg over.!
@zxyatiywariii811 сағат бұрын
It's EV, exploding vehicle, the occupants will have melded with the car long before the fire can even be put out.
@gordonreeve360317 сағат бұрын
You nailed it again. Thanks mate.
@Blubb50004 сағат бұрын
One moment. The Crossfire is a gas powered Mercedes!!! It’s awesome!
@haveraygunwilltravel9 сағат бұрын
This car screams " but we just want to get married like everyone else"!
@chrisaris875619 сағат бұрын
Looks like a cross between a Chrysler 300, Crossfire and an electric sub station
@logotrikes18 сағат бұрын
Agreed dude. Hahaha I laughed at the electric sub station bit....
@maifantasia365017 сағат бұрын
"Copy nothing" equated to "copy everything."
@doverbeachcomber19 сағат бұрын
If they were truly going for Renaissance-era materials, they would have used bronze instead of brass. Not many brass sculptures in Florence in 1400.
@patricksoos67419 сағат бұрын
Brass … are they trying to increase the scrap value ?
@VXGaming18 сағат бұрын
Gypsy's will rip it off before it gets to the dealership.
@Copper419217 сағат бұрын
Jaguars are just used car dealers now - perhaps they are trying to increase the value of all the second hand Jags out there🤷♂️
@jamiepops6215 сағат бұрын
Brass plated plastic
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
They are trying to decrease weight with the brass and stone to extend the effective range.
@AussiePom14 сағат бұрын
Auto journos not only don't want to get brands off side, they also want to continue to be invited to car launches in exotic places whilst they're treated like royalty by vehicle manufacturers. All they have to do is to write a glowing piece on the new vehicle whilst glossing over any faults it may have and all will be well. The new Jag just the car for the inner city latte sipping set.
@Ariel-x1x11 сағат бұрын
Look at it, can you imagine trying to drive the piece of crap over a driveway gutter? It would immediately beach itself. The people who designed that are simply morons.
@RavenAutoPartsCo18 сағат бұрын
Aww, that reminds me of the cars I used to draw when I was 5 years old.
@involutionOcean12 сағат бұрын
You were probably a better designer back then than these woke clowns are now.
@glenmerwyn519516 сағат бұрын
As a Brit, your opinion carries more weight... People our age grew up admiring Jaguar. Indeed, they've torpedoed their brand, and legacy.... I love your channel. Probably my favorite (after 13 years watching KZbin).
@mguytv6 сағат бұрын
Thanks 😊
@larryjimbob19 сағат бұрын
I've been waiting for your take on this MGUY
@Dooguk9 сағат бұрын
If Disney made The Fifth Element -The Musical this would be in it.
@unkindled641010 сағат бұрын
The pink panther doesnt deserve such slander as he was always a distinguished and polite gentleman.
@davidking655419 сағат бұрын
When I saw it I thought the exact same thing. It’s a elongated Chrysler 300 with flat slab sides that rival those on a 1972 Lincoln Towncar. What an abomination! I’m from the USA and I always loved the 1960’s Jags. Such beautiful cars. This thing shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath.
@globalwanderer36015 сағат бұрын
And they went on about nothing being copied?
@alecjones729916 сағат бұрын
Word of the day, Fogli thank you EDIT: after seeing the material on the inside, that thing is a death trap
@craftyukraine14 сағат бұрын
Are you worried about dudes buying it?😂
@Ariel-x1x11 сағат бұрын
Yes, how does it pass safety standards anywhere?
@craftyukraine9 сағат бұрын
@@Ariel-x1x they’ll just throw a boulder at those who don’t let the 00 pass these tests. And insert a totem in poor ba stard.🤣
@NiceLoki8 сағат бұрын
It's "Fugly". Effing Ugly.
@MikeTaylor-vj6vk18 сағат бұрын
Good to see the Allegro steering wheel making a comeback.
@NeilBarratt11 сағат бұрын
After knowing how well it worked on that car. My parents had one and my dad soon bought a round wheel for it.
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
Remember the ad. Copy nothing.
@keithmcwilliams742414 сағат бұрын
As a hetro male i would not be caught dead owning or driving a car like that.😢🤮🤢
@AliceDeePunk5 сағат бұрын
The words that come to mind are fugly and hideous. Never thought I’d ever feel lucky NOT being able to afford to buy something.
@alicedejanze402719 сағат бұрын
Excellent commentary.
@keithphilbin305418 сағат бұрын
😂 Its not April yet ! This reminds me of old Top Gear when Jeremy gets an S-Class Merc and customises it. Solid concrete flooring, wood burning stove and wingback chairs.
@davefish810718 сағат бұрын
Lady Penelope and Parker will both be happy with their new car
@ura939016 сағат бұрын
And Dylan
@sullivanrachael2 сағат бұрын
If you read the small print they add the disclaimer “The Jaguar type 00 is a non-production vehicle” so clearly they are succeeding in the old thing of ‘There’s no such thing as bad publicity”
@davesimmonds113311 сағат бұрын
From Jaguar to Austin Powers in his Shaguar to the latest iteration Faguar.
@martentrudeau694819 сағат бұрын
Thanks MGUY. Nicely said.
@jordancambridge410619 сағат бұрын
Get Ready for The Flintstones meet Dracula with the new Jaguar Brainless Gigalomobile.
@JSFGuy19 сағат бұрын
A disaster.
@AlanRoberts-xy4wu15 сағат бұрын
Does this new Jaguar have a Trans-mission ?😂🤣😁
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
Right. The mission of Jaguar is to make everything trans, since that appeals to maybe 1% of it's potential customer base. Well done.
@loveleyday9 сағат бұрын
Faguar: "The DRAG coefficient is amaaayyyzzing!" *throws sprinkles
@unnamedchannel123719 сағат бұрын
Who the F wants oxidised brass in their car . Ffs to be honest why add extra weight in the first place . Not enough weight ? Hide some stones in the car as well .
@VintageLynx16 сағат бұрын
Reminds me of the paving slab people used to put in the front of the rear engine Skodas 😂
@bellowphone8 сағат бұрын
I hope they saved enough carrying capacity for a few cases of Bud Light in the trunk.
@byronlabelle75698 сағат бұрын
If I were to touch any part of the crappy brass fittings it'll be green corroded in no time.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@unnamedchannel12378 сағат бұрын
@@byronlabelle7569 you lick strange hand rails as well ? Thought it was just me .
@VeryOldSaint19 сағат бұрын
The steering wheel made me think of the one in an old Austin allegro.
@terrenceseymour19 сағат бұрын
Or an over exaggerated HQ holden wheel.
@spotontheroad118 сағат бұрын
Copy nothing they said, and then did
@wernerandreasli916518 сағат бұрын
Thats what you get when you ask the AI: design me a boring soulless shoebox that looks like a car in a fantasy movie
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev121715 сағат бұрын
And Luc Julia makes clear "AI" does not exist, and he is one of many intelligent software engineers that know this but are disregarded by the TPTB.
@frank-mp3bq10 сағат бұрын
An AI would do a better job, some of the cars in the Mad Max/Jaguar AI parody commercial are pretty cool.
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
This is what happens when companies take the human soul and dimension out of the picture.
@patmcbride985311 сағат бұрын
"This car's got a lot of brass!" - Sales "person" that hates his/her/its job. The 3 Totems are like the 3 shells in "Demolition Man". Only insiders know how they work.
@annieluctor752414 сағат бұрын
"...releases scents..."? Might have been better saying "...releases sense...". Should have thought Travertine stone was excellent for passenger safety... And, as a narrowboat owner who has plenty of brass to polish, I can tell you it looks bloody awful after a few weeks if you don't clean it, so will every Pink Panther come with a lifetime's supply of Brasso? Bonkers.
@sacks754416 сағат бұрын
A guy i know, bought a 2nd hand EV around 6 months back, firstly he nearly burnt his house down with a cheap charger from a rainforest while he awaited a quick charger being installed. Then he had a software fault that bricked the vehicle, after paying to get that fixed (how much i didnt ask) the other day he got a lift to a friends house and proceeded to tell me how his wife drove off with the electric cable caught on her car, ripping out the house charger and the electrics from his I pace, bricked again and he awaits a quote for repair, had to be lifted away. He knows im not an EV fan, i warned him about depreciation, but i never thought he would have this much trouble, i asked him if he would buy another EV, he said "i dont think so" and we chatted about how electric of some variety may be the future, but not the present. Oh and he has the footage of the wife drive off incident on CCTV, next time i see him I may just see if he wishes to share it.
@foxlake67509 сағат бұрын
About 30% of EV owners go back to ICE cars….which is why you see so many used ones for sale.
@mguytv6 сағат бұрын
Wow - the car should have been “smart” enough to sense the charger was connected and prevent it being driven away… maybe they’re not so smart after all.
@sacks75442 сағат бұрын
@@mguytv His missus was driving another car, it seems somehow the cable from his car got caught on the other car and she drove off with it stuck on her car somehow. ripping the charging station off and then yanking the electrics out of his car. She blamed him for putting the cable under her car.
@miraphycs737719 сағат бұрын
wool has been used on Toyota Century seats for ages. This is nothing special Jaguar. I much rather have the Century. At least that thing is classy looking and it still has a V8
@vk3hau18 сағат бұрын
What was they said in there ad, oh that’s right “ copy nothing “
@MrBotwood19 сағат бұрын
So let me get this straight, between the front seats you have a metal javelin and between the back seats you have a slab of concrete?.......Yeah that'll pass safety crash tests no problem!
@tenbear510 сағат бұрын
My wife just pointed out it’ll have difficulty getting over speed humps. 🤣
@John_L15 сағат бұрын
"Just go out and buy an F-type while you still can". Yup, I am starting my search for a late model year v8 F-type today. Maybe an early Christmas present to myself?
@RemusKingOfRome19 сағат бұрын
Reminds me of the Public Service - over time the good and innovative people go to the private sector, leaving the woke dead- wood behind. They eventually takeover.
@CreepyTrendMan18 сағат бұрын
Parasites.
@johnbaran57718 сағат бұрын
Omfg that interior will for sure kill people in an accident, wtf
@VeryOldSaint19 сағат бұрын
How will the rear passengers get out when the battery catches fire?
@shivadarling1818 сағат бұрын
Trick question, they don't.
@nickmalone314317 сағат бұрын
Thats the new smoking lounge
@markuskruger210217 сағат бұрын
They get roasted ON the midst beam/ bar
@Ray-Sixty-Nine16 сағат бұрын
@@nickmalone3143 🤣
@fredneecher174613 сағат бұрын
They won't have time, so no need to worry about getting out.
@jacquelerock693813 сағат бұрын
Simon, I just love your no nonsense, BS free review of the new concept Faguar. I don’t know anyone who would want to buy one of those monstrosities.
@vernevens159812 сағат бұрын
I present to you...THE HOMER!
@hugobloemers442519 сағат бұрын
I think we will see a reverse Halo effect. Sadly many old Jaguars will be scrapped that otherwise could have become classics. But on the upside, if you are an old school jaguar fan hold your horses for a while, there are going to be bargains.
@soumitkumar31818 сағат бұрын
They got inspired by a bathroom
@Bf26fge14 сағат бұрын
Makes sense. where's the glory hole?
@skylershank930919 сағат бұрын
The Jaguar 'rebranding' and now this? Never would I have predicted that part of the price of this conveyance is rocks???
@stischer479 сағат бұрын
For me, I was wondering where you could drive it since it is so low to the ground. Unless you are supposed to just park it somewhere. And is this "copy nothing" when they are copying Cadillac and Lincoln.
@garyjonah2211 сағат бұрын
Oh, and who can forget the 'quartic' steering wheel on the early Allegros?
@HansCSchellenberg19 сағат бұрын
That centerline brass cabin divider is the polar opposite of the F150 fold down shifter. It's like the Teletubbies are saying "there will be none of that" in our Teletubbie-mobile.
@nheather19 сағат бұрын
That will never be made, purely a concept car. The car has so many things that are questionable but let’s focus on the brass first. The use of untreated brass is crazy. I’m reminded of watching Bargain Hunt when the contestants show the expert a brass ornament and the answer is always the same “brass used to be popular, but no one wants to be constantly cleaning it these days, won’t do well at action, don’t buy it”. Basically, brass looks okay when polished, but it oxidises so quickly, within hours, and looks rubbish after a few days. Untreated brass is from an era when the household had servants who would polish the brass and silver on a daily basis. Untreated brass has no place in a car.
@markleggett39446 сағат бұрын
I love the stone in the rear seat area. Both those items will enhance occupant safety and contribute to weight reduction. Brilliant!