Crazy Substitute Teachers

lemon guy will be forever in our hearts.
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[@jaidenanimations]

I didn't get to mention it in the video, but once i had a sub who fought in the military and lost his arms. He was so awesome and just told us stories instead of making us work. He showed us how his artificial arms worked and he had a bottle opener installed on one of them lol

[@poggerboiz9442]

That's cool (and by the way first reply lol)

[@poggerboiz9442]

I hate sub

[@djyolococo1742]

Woah..0-0

[@JennyAnimation]

Sounds like a good man :)

[@benhaw9678]

cool

[@lucyc.3591]

Girl : **is choking** The sub : *sounds like a you problem*

[@Eric-zo6hh]

"I missed the part were thats my problem"

[@wilsonanimates6362]

500 likes for u

[@vipervenom7289]

girl: *is choking* sub: * sounds like a personal problem to me*

[@evelynxxcupheadxx460]

What

[@cloakedbadger9762]

It’s because she’s a ginger

[@michaelbutler1619]

1:15-1:58 I’m really proud of that boy. It takes a special kind of strength and courage to overcome bystander syndrome and help someone in danger. Not all of us have that strength and courage, unfortunately. MHA taught me that, and i won’t soon forget it.

[@Hello-ll7ht]

Yesss MHA has an immense amount of inspiration

[@elliottfuqure]

And yet, since it’s a high school, people would might just make fun of them for doing that movement because it looks very similar to doing something different 😢

[@romancatholicgameing]

mha fandom really is weird

[@user-si9cv5gi6h]

Also 0:52 has an upside down head

[@SillySam2]

Ye

[@bensandstrom239]

Man I didn’t know Lixian was that crazy… but hey working for Mark could do that to literally anyone

[@Quokka_J]

lmao

[@speedboy8038]

i didnt realize that was lixian at first lmao

[@user-cb4un4pe6i]

Girl: *chokes on a carrot* Sub: ah, yes, suffering.

[@waybisplayz7301]

lol

[@user-lw4vi4oy2d]

Mood

[@okamitatsumaki5754]

Are you talking about the sub or my dog?

[@crazyfuntimefoxy2113]

Lmao

[@Jamesschutte200]

lol

[@DOCPRODUCTIONS]

“I don’t tolerate jokers in my classroom.” *this isn’t your classroom.*

[@erroreevee1304]

Lol

[@hopesesay9598]

THANK YOU

[@goommooster7572]

**Human Papyrus obtained detention.**

[@DOCPRODUCTIONS]

*...frick.*

[@mrhalfwit972]

@@DOCPRODUCTIONS has B R E A C H E D C O N T A I N M E N T

[@songsofdeeranddragons]

One time in fourth grade, I had a substitute teacher who said (exact words) "If you guys keep talking, I'm not going to be blamed, your PARENTS are going to be blamed, and you're all going to end up in foster care." Some kid in my class who was actually in foster care went home crying. Luckily, the sub got banned from like the school district or something. I think it was the whole school district.

[@Dekuinanutshell]

Its always cool to hear Jaiden show off her range in vocals. She actually almost sounded like a grumpy old substitute teacher for a second.

[@breadman6549]

Mhm… yes… I can agree

[@Quokka_J]

I thought it was Lixian...

[@user-wk9pk5kj9v]

@@coreopsis_thecupcake that’s the joke

[@coreopsis_thecupcake]

@user-wk9pk5kj9v oh my goodness, I'm so sorry! i didn't realise! /gen i'll delete my last comment then :)

[@cyantasks7129]

lixian voiced it

[@6pades]

"So I'll call him Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon." "Just for simplicity." Yes Jaiden Because Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon is a very simplistic name.

[@monarchwinter5087]

Lol that's what I though thought

[@blankuser987]

My exact thoughts lol

[@eiffapearson4628]

Lol so simple

[@Mlogan11]

Well, the name "Lemongrab" has already been taken.

[@jaidenanimations]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@nukacapdidntcap3754]

Girl: *chokes on a carrot.* Sub: eh whatever she’ll probably live, who cares

[@eidolon_spirit]

So true.

[@tanyacook01]

Lmfao

[@ThiefGirl6]

This truly me

[@garbage_goat8386]

Me:Reading this while drinking and eating chips *CHOKE COUGH EHEHEH*

[@itzprim434]

What a mean sub >:(

[@ackyducc5040]

There was a substitute teacher everyone loved who was just a sweet old guy who would punish misbehavior by telling terrible puns. He was the actual best.

[@iluvstaycandskz]

the guy who saved that girl is literally a lifesaver

[@triciaholyfieldlane]

Why is nobody talking about the kid that saved a girls life

[@zipporah7588]

Yeah. She probably ended having a crush on him

[@heylol9606]

Zipporah 75 what if she was lesbian/asexual-

[@zipporah7588]

@@heylol9606 Umm, then she wouldn't have a crush on him

[@blondieYorkie]

kirB So asexuals don't have crushes??

[@heylol9606]

Julio Von Matterhorn well, yes and no. it depends what kind of ase someone is. one is feeling so sexual attraction but still dates/loves people, and the other is no attractions at all. 2nd type can still love, they just dont get attracted to people.

[@remzordoesshit]

The teacher was probably asleep with his eyes open.

[@Mcrismylifehelp]

he is a fish

[@arianalussier160]

That's actually possible, my mom said that sometimes when I'm sleeping, she had to check if I was breathing because she thought I was dead since I had my eyes wide open, lol

[@arianalussier160]

@Mohammed It is a thing, though I think it only happens with certain people under certain conditions.

[@arianalussier160]

@Mohammed And no, they don't really feel unmoisturized, but I do wake up with a puddle of water under my face from crying in my sleep because I couldn't close my dam eyes

[@Not_your_ordinary_gelatin_]

Oh god

[@msnlitadventures9597]

I used to sometimes get a sub who would spend half the class teaching everyone tai chi. She was adorable. Another sub I remember was one who had the same first and last name and his middle name was really similar, too. We all wondered why his parents would do that to him. We would call him triple A because his initials were AAA 😂 He was super chill, too. One of my neighbors would also sub frequently and she would start talking to me in class and I hated it because I was really shy and didn’t like the attention.

[@libby-tl9re]

we had this history teacher (not a sub) who made us stand up when he walked into class. after he did that he would start asking us questions he would get REALLY close to us and bend down, if we got the answer wrong he would ask some one else and we would have to repeat each word they said to the bullet point( a period if you don't live in the UK). we had him first lesson on mondays and fridays so we were tired. if we yawned he would go on a rant about how lazy our generation is and how his generation was so much better than ours. and one girl had severe anxiety and would chew her pens and pencils in class to relive stress. then he would ask if she thought it was food and if she was malnourished. it was no secret that the entire school hated him and when he FINALLY retired the our class had a mini celebration.

[@Secron.]

Random girl: "Choking on a carrot" The sub: *This is fine*

[@sharicelajeunesse957]

I choked on a meat once and the sub JUST STOOD THERE WHILE I WAS DYING I ALIVE

[@sharicelajeunesse957]

I'm alive by the way

[@ayzn..]

@@sharicelajeunesse957 yes i figured

[@kingdedede4916]

Kinda funny how you commented that on deaths comment

[@williamherman1635]

@@sharicelajeunesse957 Are you and the kid who was choking on the carrot's best buddy?

[@fahmidafarees_]

“We all like subs” Unless they’re even more strict than the original teacher and the whole day is just hell

[@abandoned_account_6712]

Y e s indeed and my school had NO GOOD SUBS

[@fahmidafarees_]

@@abandoned_account_6712 same

[@abandoned_account_6712]

@Elias Siddiqui oof

[@the-human-being]

It’s because they lack a sense of purpose they’re well aware they have no actual effect or importance to you or your life so they try to be noticed or to convince themselves they’re making a difference by being annoyingly stubbornly and stupidly strict.

[@abandoned_account_6712]

@@the-human-being ah, good point

[@haideraliikram-mv9xz]

I hated almost all of my subs because almost all of them were even more strict than the actual teacher. Every time that a substitute walked in class i was like: Oh god, oh dear god, please have mercy on my soul. Please be a chill teacher!😅

[@Monkey-081hs]

In my elementary school, we usually had 2 substitute teachers, one was an older lady and was very sweet. The other one was exactly like the one Jaiden was talking about.

[@frob9852]

MrYetToBeThrownOutLemon?

[@leilaaistrich3856]

Girl: * Starts choking * The sub: SuRVivAl oF dA FiTtEsT YaLL!

[@t-dude352]

The sub: if she dies , she dies

[@pockeythepug7258]

Haku infinite why?

[@pockeythepug7258]

Haku infinite oh ok.... I don’t have biology class?

[@jungkookswife8968]

×D

[@LadyMythos315]

@@t-dude352 it is what it is

[@individualcheerio]

Jaiden: *yo wassup HOMESICLES* Me, in quarantine: *how did you know?*

[@Void_Echoes]

Individual Cheerio Quarantine has given homesick a new meaning

[@abadelidelasa859]

i love quarantine

[@teaganfryer3373]

Individual Cheerio I was actually gonna say that

[@Void_Echoes]

fortnite plays I hate it i’m stuck in a house with my brother all day -_-

[@abadelidelasa859]

ShadowDragonGamer 476 i am stuck with my sistoo but we are good kids🙂

[@BlakeTheDrake]

How did Jaiden manage to have my old high-school maths-teacher as a substitute when we live on entirely different continents? I cannot explain it, and yet, the description is just too *perfectly* spot on to have been anybody else. (Oh, and that blank slate dude was *absolutely* baked out of his gourd. I'm probably not the first one to come to that conclusion, but c'mon. Pure Reefer Madness, there.)

[@TheAmber83]

I had a substitute teacher that I hated through elementary school. Her name was Mrs Hienzy. She was really crazy. Nobody ever wanted her as a substitute teacher. One time when I was in 3rd grade my original math teacher was home sick. It was storming as well as a tornado watch. When the announcements turned on about a tornado warning , She did nothing she just sat there and did her work until the principal grab her and told them to head to the girls bathroom.

[@xXOmegaXxPlays]

>watches video >wonders why she called him a lemon >2 hours later realise that lemons are sour >realise the joke >mfw

[@thanusun]

joke intensifies

[@SwiftWolfNanc]

+JJ92446 #NoOneKnowsLogicAnymore

[@SwiftWolfNanc]

+Wolf Productions get it trending

[@Alias-et2ll]

/music plays

[@Me-jz9bp]

XD

[@thewolfstu]

Girl: *Chokes on carrot* Sub: "Yes, greetings to you too, *HUMAN."*

[@naturalvillain]

This reminds me of Invader Zim

[@thewolfstu]

@@naturalvillain *Snap* Ayyyyyyy. lol

[@Jake_Josh]

Bruh.

[@zelaniaismycatsname6871]

.... - deep breath- HOOOOOMANSSS

[@coolguysplatoon]

Imagine if Mr. YetToBeThrownOutLemon watches this video 😂

[@greywolf7577]

@@theoverlordplayz8461 First of all, to be a substitute, you don't need a teaching license. You just have to be hired by the company that the school subcontracts with to do the substitute teaching. Second of all, even if he did have a teaching license, why would him watching this video cause him to lose it? Do you think he's going to feel bad about how he acted and report himself to the school?

[@notlouis2383]

I like the fact she added orange hair for the girl who was choking on carrots

[@delaneym.4366]

"I'm just here to make sure you don't go all Miley Cyrus wild and poke some kid's eye out with a ruler."

[@georgie8506]

- Jaiden Animations 2016

[@otakuizzy872]

LOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@Harry-wk5ej]

That needs to be on t shirt I would buy it

[@peppapig7319]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@kristendrolshagen9103]

Saber_ Gamer yus

[@soaptj]

I was once in english and we we're doing drawing or sm and I got up to get some colors and this teacher goes "you need permission to stand up," I was just speechless.

[@mase5995]

Had a teacher like that too. My teacher would also get mad if you yawn out because they had a thing with germs. Got in trouble once for that. I once got up after finishing a test and was going to turn it in and she yelled at me to sit down and wrote me up

[@ilyakozlov7155]

I think that "you need permission to move" teachers are common (experienced one too)

[@mase5995]

@@ilyakozlov7155 I only experienced that once and it was my elementary school science teacher. Had another teacher who obviously had favorites. I remember when my mom and I first met her, two of her old students came to talk to her (interrupting my mom while she spoke with the teacher) and the teacher turned her back on us to talk to them (I remember it was about how the girl got a tan over the summer). That teacher is one of the few teachers of mine my mom didn’t like (another is my rude kindergarten teacher)

[@FlareToga76]

*were

[@Ruby-on4oq]

That's just basically saying "You cant blink without asking me"

[@theboulder027]

In my high school science class we had a sub for about a month while our regular teacher was recovering from surgery. One day after we had finished a test some other kids asked what the answers were to questions they had trouble with. I decided to ask about one too but I guess she didn't know the answer, but instead of saying that she said "you'll have to wait until you get the test back to find out." I asked why, since she had just answered like three other questions, and she kind of snapped at me and said she was tired of my attitude. That really caught me off guard. I wasn't known for having an attitude back then, I was the quiet kid. To this day I can't figure out what I did to set her off like that.

[@mjfan8704]

Some people have things going on that no one else knows about. And sometimes the substitute or main teacher reveals that they should not be educators, because they hate children.

[@trevorleder]

3:23 for anyone who wants to hear Lixian's lecture because i came back to this video years later and jumped for joy when i remembered it was him when i read the description desperately searching for Jaiden saying whose voice it was

[@kylan1152]

why do animators have such an interesting life

[@akoalahyt9531]

Kyla Nguyen iikkrkrrrrr

[@virginiaacosta1578]

I’m not an animation and my mom is is prison I’m not sure if that’s interesting now xD

[@prankmaster2594]

Cuz they need an intresting life or else they just couldn't do it

[@LanceSKLTR]

Kyla Nguyen because they HAVE a life

[@martincasas3854]

i want an interesting life ._.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Girl: (Chokes on a carrot) Substitute teacher: (Does nothing) Parents: "Where is our little girl?!?!" Substitute teacher: *"Gone, reduced to atoms."*

[@toastedcompass2181]

And you're here too...

[@dumpsteronfire23]

Mate are you a wizard or something

[@hungry.hungry.hippos]

*hi* i'm watching all of jaiden't vids *i haven't done anything for 12 hours now*

[@reapershadow2966]

I will reap ur soul just u wait

[@hungry.hungry.hippos]

You... You are everywhere

[@kitsunethefox7649]

All my subs: sitting' with their feet up on the desk drinking their Chick-fil-A mystery drink, put in a movie and start shopping on Amazon. Furreal. One of my fifth grade teachers told us on the first day: I will never be one of those teachers sitting on my computer shopping on Amazon. Next week: she's on Amazon! Shopping for a three legged wooden end table! Girl!

[@Epic11705]

I have an old man substitute at my school, but everyone absolutely loves him; his name is Mr. Bristle, he use to be a police officer, and he played the harmonica. Anytime I had him as a sub, me and my class would sometimes be treated to a little ‘concert’ where he’d play a number of different songs on his harmonica, including my mom’s favorite lullaby ‘you are my sunshine’.

[@burritoman6064]

Person: *choking and can’t breath* Other guy: are u choking? Person: *still choking* Other guy: ok I guess ur not choking

[@onechaoticfella]

bi-

[@selenebrannin9085]

Lol

[@burritoman6064]

@Sydney Wong you can’t...that’s the joke

[@saifuusuri]

You're asking to see if they say no. Because if you don't ask and they're fine, and you do the procedure, it could be seen as assault. That's my theory anyway.

[@dersvictan4813]

@Junkbot GIVE OIL Burn loot murder?

[@dancingldy]

Are you choking?! Yeah........I'm fine. I'm not choking on a FLIPPIN CARROT!

[@mefrien2071]

Lol

[@turtleman2564]

Flipping lmao 😂 can’t swear lmaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😚

[@Kennylabelle1981]

Kat Miller what

[@newchannelsoondontworry2645]

Lol

[@yingamer992]

Amazing just... Amazing

[@e_Dave]

I love how I rewatched this after years, and JUST started watching Lixian, yet somehow STILL automatically recognized his voice.

[@GDRhythmic]

I saw this in like the fourth grade or something and it was legit one of my favourite videos of yours. Its still a banger all these years later 👍

[@broglee9110]

The best sub I've ever had just let us vibe for the whole day, then came up while I was reading and asked me what my name was. I got super nervous and my head was looking back at the day trying to find something I did wrong. When I told him my name, he said, "Ok, I'm making a list of people who behaved well for the teacher." The relief I felt-

[@zodiac-zt3vp]

Maybe Mr.yettobethrownlemon? Needs money for his kids or smtihn :((

[@Staintocton]

Similar experience with my dad: I’ll be minding my business, alone in the house, and I get a text from my dad saying, “Call me.” Nervously, I answered the phone, just to hear him say, “Could you change the channel to ESPN?”

[@seaof_stars]

@♡•groovy smoothie!•☆ congrats on good math grades and getting into a higher class (even if it happened years ago)

[@himynameisanna5650]

Similar experience: one time I was leaving my choir class and my teacher called me back and I was like “crap what did I do” and she just said “omg you sing so well you have a lovely voice you should try out for all region choir” and I was so relieved

[@breaderikthegreat3224]

The best Subs are those who even let you be on your Smartphone For a while our French Teacher became sick the morning before school on days er had here (I guess she had enough of us) and the subs realized that they have us 15-30 Minutes after the lesson begun

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

Girl: *Is choking on carrot and might die* Sub: *SUFFER MY CHILD*

[@indira6507]

142 likes and no replies? Ok ill start

[@echossaisse]

Ill be second!

[@strawberryamythest6889]

I'll be third!

[@inaya9058]

I’ll be fourth :D

[@ultr3jay376]

I’ll be sixth!

[@joshliu8856]

Girl: Chokes on carrot Sub: Ah yes, suffering

[@naddical]

I have this one sub, who was a military instructor, and we had to walk with our RIGHT ARMS STILL the whole time, we couldn’t get up, we couldn’t talk, and to top it all off, they threatened to WHIP anybody who didn’t follow the instructions correctly.

[@2k8trauma79]

"you are a *fruitcake.*" *That's my favorite insult now.*

[@accousticalalanna290]

Lol that’s what my friends said about a bus driver

[@Shadowdragonart602]

Same like what XD “you are a fruitcake” lol

[@drbombom4786]

YOUR SUCH A BIG FAT FRUITCAKE

[@kenopsia9013]

i saw that on the mr bean movie when i was a kid ‘twas funny for a week

[@sabrinejohnson1099]

my favorite fruitcake is mr. yettobethrownoutlemon flavored

[@wizardjedi67]

One day I had a substitute and the lights flickered. She stopped talking, went down on her knees and yelled "ITS A SIGN FROM GOD!!" My class just stared at her as she prayed.

[@snazzy9175]

Is this true? if so she needs to watch some Bill Nye...or any science show for that matter...

[@themaincharacter4985]

By that logic, doing a work sheet would be considered slavery. What a hypocrite

[@tcat9709]

I always watch this video when I want a cheering up or just when I'm bored. The bit where Jaide says: 'You're a fruitcake' cracks me up SO bad LOLLL

[@user-qy9bq4nh3z]

"You are a fruitcake." Imma use that now.

[@scarlettramos278]

Regan K it's a rude name for gay people

[@theonlypoliticalpundit.1474]

Armando Ramos fruitcake

[@dumbgayenby]

Regan K Same!

[@sammurphy6335]

My new insult...

[@minicrewmate9847]

ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 no I am

[@Ladylute6699]

I wonder if that teacher was just like "This girl is choking......Meh, she'll be fine...."

[@kendrabradley6272]

Put her in rice.... She'll be fine

[@dog6206]

Let the Children learn.

[@mmmirei]

At my school there is this one regular sub, who is basically the only sub I had last year that wasn’t one of the other teachers on their plan period. She would start every class by introducing herself and forbidding us from calling her Mrs M because her name was just one syllable it’s not that hard, and she would do that in every single class even though everyone had had her at least twice by the end of the year. After that she would spend anywhere from half to the ENTIRE class ranting about whatever was happening recently. One time she was subbing for my 2nd hour on the Monday after opening weekend for the school musical, which I was in. She made everyone in the musical stand up, made everyone give us a round of applause, and then talked about her kids and the musical and other barely related things for roughly 3/4 of the class, and all of us just kept standing there for like 15 minutes. It was pretty wild.

[@starfoxsmash7002]

One of the substitute teachers I remember having was in high school. I don't remember his name, but one of the nicknames he would want us to call him is "Your Majesty." (Don't ask. I'm still trying to figure that one out.)

[@createchannel8409]

Once I had a substitute teacher who spent the entire hour and 45 minute period lecturing us about how we should do our work and be responsible but the bell rang before we could even begin the worksheet.

[@abby3558]

haha

[@nicocornejo4303]

I had a teacher JUST like that!! Was it a woman?

[@createchannel8409]

Nico Cornejo No, it was a very old man. ☺️

[@lilithbane2537]

Their was one teacher who didn't care what we did so we had a paper war people where throwing paper at each other and others where just sitting there and the moment the bell rang we had to pick up all the paper before another sub came in we could but if we couldn't the next class would have to pick it all up

[@ma3eti855]

Lol

[@caseyhansen7914]

Once I had a substitute teacher in the fourth grade, and our class misbehaved a lot, so we got a really strict teacher. At one point she got *really* mad because we were talking so much that she yelled at us and swore at us and took away our recess. Then we never saw that substitute again.

[@markd4198]

Casey Hansen same thing happened to me but in third grade

[@jami8555]

Casey Hansen I had this sub She made my friend cry. I went to her to make her feel better and I was told "No she's fine" I actually replied with "Friggin, My friend is crying I'm going to make her feel better because I can." She told my actual teacher the next day, He didn't care that much lol And no one was in trouble

[@caseyhansen7914]

JaM1e tHe P0pTArt lol

[@certified_lusor]

Casey Hansen in first grade I had a teacher that was mean to everyone but one kid and I was like "this is rigged" and I didn't know what this symbol meant "&" and I was saying is it and an or something else and she kept on saying no incorrect and now I still don't know what the fudge it means...

[@aprilx3588]

Gissel Valderas & means And

[@IrllyLuvNoodles]

I litter ally flopped on the floor laughing when she said HOMESICLES

[@TheCelestialChaosShow]

Just realized the person voicing the strict old sub was Lixian, made my day that they were working together :)

[@ajfierro999]

Ask them: "Are you choking?". If they say yes, they're lying.

[@zareffarhaan6106]

Yeah totally

[@prado7391]

That's not the point The point is you shouldn't do this if someone is messing around and you ask them just to check If they don't respond, they could be putting their life at risk by pretending to choke or actually choking

[@DustyHoney]

Prado.. Firstly, it's a joke. Secondly, shouldn't* Enjoy your life. ~Some random kid online

[@zareffarhaan6106]

Some random kid online Thank You for explaining foor the people without a sense of humor.

[@prado7391]

@@zareffarhaan6106 but he was mocking the rule, saying that it has no point because if they are choking they won't say yes. I just explained that's not how it works Also, for*

[@m4e7]

Story time: One time in 5th grade I had this sub. She talked in the most quite voice ever and we could barley hear her so everyone started telling her we can’t hear her and everyone was also being really loud so all of the sudden she just bursts out yelling at us and I was traumatized....

[@lindseyoconner5109]

Me: the sub is too quiet The sub: you underestimate my powers

[@inbredbanana8156]

I had a teacher throw a chromebook across the FREAKING ROOM one time yeah so safe to say she had some anger issues

[@johnbones3455]

@Sarah Houfani WHAT THE FU-?

[@gamechanger0937]

Were you or your ears were traumatized?

[@randomstranger2122]

That will be me as a teacher

[@shawnamorlock4270]

OMG! My sub was soooooooo laidback, he barely cared about what we were doing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lemmondropz9581]

I only remember 2 of my subs. One was the chives women on the planet and drew a flower for everyone in my class. Thennnnnn there was “mr fireman”! We called him that cus he had a water bottle that looked like a fire hydrant and at random point in class he’ll stand up and shout (as loud as a fire truck) at some kid.

[@UnicornTrash690]

*AnD iM nOt SaYiNg yOuR nAmE tWiCe*

[@catherinesmith8024]

XD

[@rens05playz39]

Woah, 222 likes. What a legend.

[@CouncilofOxyMORONS]

Aly Chan Aly Chan BOOM! REKT

[@wingsoffire950]

Aly Chan oh no

[@angelflameanimations5031]

Temmie? Did I say that right? eH CloOsE EnuFF Its TeMmIE, isn't it? CORRECT MEEEEEEEE

[@masterofgaming8390]

The guy: Are you choking? The girl: What do you think I've been doing for the past minute? The guy: But I need to know are you choking? The girl faints The guy: I'll take that as a no

[@jupiter1464]

Master of Gaming how did she talk while she was talking

[@Reece8u]

Choking*

[@masterofgaming8390]

BrooklynHearts Art I can somewhat talk when I choke why not this girl?

[@sumbreroowl3323]

lol

[@jupiter1464]

Master of Gaming you've choked b4?

[@pokegamerboy17]

i had this one sub that no one is excited to have. she's 93. in case that didn't speak for itself: when she takes attendance, she would pronounce someone's name correctly, then say it again incorrectly, like she assumed the correct pronunciation was wrong. she tries to be strict, but she has a sweet voice, so it just makes everyone laugh somehow. there's a guy who was in one of my classes (we'll call him joe) who always tries to do something that will get the sub mad, just so she can "yell" at him in her sweet little voice. she knows nothing about teaching, so she always follows the exact guidelines that the school gives her. she forces us to leave our phones in a box when we go to the bathroom, and she signs us out. she doesn't let us go anywhere when someone else is already out of the room. she doesn't let us use earbuds, even when it's for the assignment we were given. she tells us not to talk in class, then she asks someone a random question that should be self-explanatory. there's my crazy sub story.

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

"Oh stand up, so you can sit down"

[@crystalsmith367]

LMFAOOOO

[@gentryfields553]

mr. yet to be thrown out lemon in a nutshell

[@whathappened5797]

Girl: **choking on a carrot** Sub: yeah... *they do that*

[@cabanananza597]

lol

[@sargentvanguard7612]

From the odds ones out/James

[@e1ahn]

@@sargentvanguard7612 Wow, really? I would have never known! Its almost as if that was the joke!

[@sargentvanguard7612]

@@e1ahn why do you people make me cringe. OH WAIT ITS THE INTERNET

[@hellogovner3498]

I want to like this but i dont want to ruin the 69

[@EternalVoid74]

I remember once I had a sub that was the opposite of calm, if she saw you simply tap someone on the shoulder she would Usain Bolt towards you and send you out to the hallway, this woman was 50 or something and she ran faster than most of the athletic 8th graders.

[@AdamNaipaul-lc4sg]

In one class I had a group of girls were beating up this kid infront of the teacher and the only thing he told them was to stop running

[@evegrace5254]

I just realized Lixian did the voice of Mr Yet-To-Be-Thrown-Out-Lemon. He famous now

[@tntz47]

It is in the description

[@mamadousarr5280]

Yes

[@spainwatson1104]

Me too. I got to the end and I’m like WAIT THATS LIXIAN

[@astek.lenartowicz]

lixian is our god

[@quinnlim5104]

I was shocked, too

[@zaku1463]

Are u choking? NAH IM OKAY JUST DYING SLOWLY

[@yojimbo_ejh]

WE ARE ALL VERY SLOWLY DYING

[@ferretsdothinksoo]

Yeah true we all are slowly dying so.....so long I want to do something what I want to do.

[@lexthedragon2582]

Just speeding up the process

[@-simplicity7551]

Maybe without the slowly*. That carrot had her one foot in the grave

[@memeintomori7161]

So she wasn't slowing dying she was dying faster

[@lavernasilver6999]

3:06 I actually had a sub who WAS actually former military in like kindergarten. I did something (I don’t remember what) and she made me do the plank for like 30 seconds. Problem was, I was NOT fit, ESPECIALLY as a little kindergartener, and when I stopped because I physically couldn’t continue, she made me do it again, and when I failed AGAIN, she made me do it AGAIN, and that repeated multiple times until she gave up and made me do time out. That is actually why I hate gym and physical activities, even though it wasn’t even a gym class.

[@SalamiDog]

I'm certified, there's actually waaay more to the Heimlich Maneuver, like back slaps. It takes more than several hours to teach the whole thing including CPR and "swiping".

[@nevergonnarickrollyou9072]

Me: holds door open for someone MrYetToBeThrownOutLemon: I WILL FREE YOU, SLAVE

[@jaxn02]

lol yeah

[@sargentvanguard7612]

He from the YE OLDEN DAYS from the 1700-1900 (and yes I know this cuz I like history and I'm PROUD OF IT)

[@ChaosChatter]

Did he gave you a sock?

[@sargentvanguard7612]

@@ChaosChatter* face poems self* Why must you

[@eggsbenedict5125]

Königin des Chaos “master presented dobi with clothes! Dobi is free!

[@botsatthesource6789]

I had a sub who fell asleep during class, called my class a “bunch of spoiled brats”, called an African kid in my class a disgrace because he didn’t stand for the pledge of allegiance because he wasn’t from America. Sent my friend to the principles for tripping and dropping his books, and yelled at kids for existing.......so I had some bad subs (by the way she did get fired)

[@botsatthesource6789]

Exactly

[@meme_ninje7247]

Good

[@meme_ninje7247]

That they were fired

[@cayliewelker5976]

He’s a butt head >:(

[@oreoman626]

Good riddance am i right

[@catforce9999]

We has two old women who hated us and we hated them right back. They’d always say ‘You’ve been so bad today! I’ll make sure your Form Tutor knows all about this!’

[@Ace_of_Storm]

Fun sub stories: I once had a sub in my English class, and this one kid went OVER TO THE DOOR looked around, and left the class. And also we had this well-known sub who was named....Santa Clause. I'm not joking. He made kids call him Santa Clause. It was terrible, but he was kinda chill

[@moonandstargamers359]

I think mr. yet to be thrown out lemon swallows a gallon of salt everyday because he sure is salty

[@keyblademaster3779]

moon and star gamers He could probably turn a lake into an ocean (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET THIS REFERENCE)

[@mcs01]

No, he would be dead.

[@shortbean0]

moon and star gamers His sister is PEARL

[@swarmtrait9086]

moon and star gamers salt water or salt if it is salt it is one kilogram

[@willowbonilla2110]

Salt is not a fluid, it can't be measured in gallons. Sure you can grab a gallon of milk and fill it with salt but you usually measure solids in pounds, tons, and ounces.

[@koskelii]

“Homescicles” -Jaiden, 2016

[@rachelmaloy1957]

2016

[@qqt.bubbles7636]

2016*

[@thingiezz]

I thought she said "homosexuals". Wtf brain

[@aniimatedHumorist]

SpaciesT 2016*

[@koskelii]

*He protecc* *he attacc* *but most importantly replies have his back*

[@musicianbone]

I love how he's like I WILL NOT HAVE SLAVES IN MY CLASSROOM

[@deantrejulian7339]

Don't go too hard on you're substitute teachers Jaiden, they're only trying to help! Love the video, happy New Years, I was here!

[@jules2394]

“I WILL NOT HAVE SLAVES IN MY CLASSROOM” had me dying of LAUGHTER, haahhahahaha😂😆

[@8brat]

HAHAHAHAHA Same!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Liverpoollassie]

Jules239 I wish my teacher said that but she says the opposite instead

[@basil3307]

I will not have *SCAFFLES* in my classroom! *i don’t know what those are*

[@LukeTheWise420E]

Jules239 I started chocking on waffles. I tried drinking a sip of juices that made it worse. So I go over to my wife who's cover with a blanket and I scarred her and I'm like why you no help me?

[@stars-he5rd]

SO DID I!!!!!!

[@luiscarlos4190]

Once a teacher told us to be quiet, a guy sneezed and the teacher told him to sneeze in silence

[@eurekacupcake7317]

Omg lol

[@birb5540]

what.

[@TheDaxter11]

XD

[@sadcloud5737]

What???

[@bobthebigorangeballoond1575]

Luis Carlos lol xD

[@heyspookyboogie644]

Stomach thrusts are one of those things you’re vaguely taught somewhere along the line and part of you thinks “that’s just a thing that works on tv” or something. But it legit works. Saved my mom when she was choking on some steak one time. When it came out she put it in my hand like it was a reward for saving her life. 😅

[@ToxicToast1212]

One time we had a sub that worked at the school, he was known for not giving a sh*t. There was only like one quarter of the class still there bc everyone else left to do the work sheet and me and 2 of my friends were sitting togheter. Then one of my friends took my other friends textbook and started scribbling all over it while all three of of were laughing like crazy and the sub was just sitting by the teachers desk and didn't even look up to see what we were lauhing about. and 3 other ppl sat behind us and played "guess the song". He didn't care about anything

[@braebritthill3633]

"What's up homesicles" she knows. *SHE. KNOWS.*

[@Bigchungus-if7po]

Knows what??

[@jacobsworld7573]

@@Bigchungus-if7po we are all home in the quarantine get it?

[@Bigchungus-if7po]

@@jacobsworld7573 ohhhhhh

[@jacobsworld7573]

@@Bigchungus-if7po yeah it’s a cool coincidence

[@eerbothepirate]

ohhh, HOMEsickles

[@zapsticks2677]

-kid: it's actually Tim Mr. Yettobethrownoutlemon: *darn right it is*

[@hazzesanimations8212]

@Liam YetToBeThrownOutLemon lol

[@zapsticks2677]

@doobie doo idk man

[@ultradude5410]

Man, even though Jaiden has gotten so much better over the years, her old stuff is still absolute gold!

[@wolfpawzz2960]

..... It, has been, 6 YEARS. And i just realized, that LIXIAN, the same person who edits for markimoo, and makes pretty cool games, AND seems to be a cool person. VOICED MR YETTOBETHROWNOUTLEMON MAN-

[@onesock5047]

my father once told me about a teacher he used to have in highschool (i think?) who wanted every individual's behavior and posture to be as perfect as possible. he often scolded people for not having their backs straight. one morning when my father was at school, he was pretty tired when arriving, so he rested his head on top of his desk. the teacher told him to straighten his posture, so he lifted his head and rested it on his hand. then the teacher came up to him again and said, "maybe if your family weren't poor hobos, you'd be able to afford a bed to sleep on so you wouldn't be so tired at school!" my dad flipped him off, walked out, and never saw the teacher again.

[@juliet0195]

This is what my parents expect me to do when I have a rude substitute

[@iheartmayahawkeandtaylorswift]

Hah

[@picky228]

what in the green wide WORLD?!

[@J.kid_H4ck3r_97]

?! I think I think that that is a good reason why your dad flipped the teacher off.

[@sweettoothgirl]

Wow! 😱

[@nathroxer3134]

Me: Are you choking? Person: **Dies** Me: Oh good, he's not choking

[@legoman8960]

lol

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Hol up-

[@gavin254]

Oh good, he's not choking, his body just left his soul. Normal afternoon.

[@spela7332]

1:38 actually before that you should hit them on the back 5 times (waiting between each hit to see if the object comes out)

[@mikagill4834]

We had a sub who shouted at us to sit at 90° (we were 12 and doing a poster for geography on pirates)

[@elliespillane200]

"Yo wats up HOMESICKLES!" -Jaiden Anamations 2016

[@skyfall2211]

This is the weirdest thing I’ve witnessed in Jaiden’s comment section

[@literallyabowlofcereal2559]

@@hxt5459 omegalul

[@cesarvicente7681]

Cherry flavored?

[@literallyabowlofcereal2559]

W O O O O S H

[@ilike_potatoes]

"We all like having subs." Jaiden: Has 8million subs. Me: What kind of subs do you mean?

[@akdrea]

She's taking about substitue teachers-

[@brickboyproductions7542]

@UnOfficial o shet. You freaking killed them dude.

[@creamrose635]

She has 9 million now-

[@jeffersonwillian4855]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon: AneEmAtIons, JaiAyDeN

[@chezar2746]

I hit 40 and can you sub?

[@_Starberries_And_Cream_]

The end killed me (bloopers) “i will not have sclaflss in my classrum“ “Animations Jaiden“ (Animations jaiden part but fancy)

[@unamused_hyena-2350]

I had a sub so nervous yet unaware that he didn’t notice that a kid from a completely other class was in the room and stayed there for the entire lesson just f*ing around. The kid even wore a “disguise” (sunglasses). It was hilarious. It honestly looked like we were more in charge than him because of how oblivious he was. I just sat there doodling and listening to all the drama XD.

[@Izzy-fm9ze]

did anyone else see James' fan art at 6:40

[@themagiccat9826]

Kumagirl I saw it!

[@maritesnav8398]

omg yas

[@lollolooolll1122]

Kumagirl I

[@siennaclairesnead294]

lol i was looking for this comment

[@bonnie9855]

yup

[@chardude]

I had a sub that was stupid strict once. like we couldn't talk on an assignment that required communication. It got the point where she was yelling at a girl for just whispering about the work. so I stood up and told her of. Got a standing ovation.... and 2 weeks suspension. worth it.

[@toxicunderpants945]

you sir are a hero

[@extremegamer6943]

WORTH IT

[@leanmeanmememachine7579]

probably a lie

[@xtremevortex6929]

Worth It Seems Legit

[@redneck_deerhunt8006]

U ARE MY NEW HERO

[@nicopavvi8494]

In high school we had this substitute teacher we called "Mr sculpture". In my school when a teacher was missing we had this system: the teacher would have sent to our class email address an email with explained what to do. Every substitute followed this system except for Mr Sculpture, no, he shouted weird art lessons (let's be clear, he wasn't an art teacher, he had a music degree) which were all about the early Christian sculptures and their place in propaganda against the.... "arian jews". Despite nobody listening, despite everyone telling him to let us do our tasks and not bother us with some non requested lessons, he continued for two years, until he got retired.

[@stoicathos]

"He'd blend in the with most of the people on KZbin doing it already." Shots fired! Get em Jaiden!