Things I Do that Adults Probably Don't Do (Jaiden Edition)

[@theodd1sout]

Of all the videos you "plagiarized" it had to be like, my third one. (Great video btw, I don't think adults probably do those things)

[@fallingforyoon8109]

Don't worry, some adults do those things

[@jonniemann5120]

hey james

[@thomasglass7223]

TheOdd1sOut England isn't lame :(

[@dancetheory3102]

Jim jams

[@dereklouden7415]

I guess you won't respond :'(

[@dredude3604]

I do “The Perfect Bite” but I eat the worst bite first, and move up on the bite scale until I get to the perfect bite

[@dommnc]

DremanDre 360 wow I do “The Perfect Bite” just like you

[@clanejoydigma2239]

Same

[@natarajasarmavavilala2702]

DremanDre 360 me tooo

[@batvaleska]

I dub it: The Worst to First Bites

[@Arglend1]

*wait you do it too?*

[@Cardboard-Animations]

I also do “The Perfect Bite”, but instead of starting with the second to best bite, I start with the least and go to the best.

[@wolveyplaysgames7760]

Yes definitely I do that

[@itssophiaonly]

this is what i do

[@evanisthegoat]

Same

[@infinitedark6158]

Yes

[@Cwak]

Now Jaiden seems weird doing that. The order can change the whole thing.

[@SCP--sf3fu]

In retrospect, this whole video as well as the whole Hatsune Miku and Chikuwa Bear thing makes a lot more sense since she received the "Autism Docs". Funny how everything comes together in the end

[@saboten_frog]

Yes!!! I wanted to write the same!

[@totes_not_chad]

Everything in this video screams autism lmfao

[@sofiacunha6119]

I was thinking exactly the same thing

[@KentuckyFriedChildren05]

She has autism?

[@RandomStuff-t4p]

It makes so much sense now.

[@victoriameredith629]

From early childhood, my eating philosophy was “worst first, best last.” Which is kind of a Perfect Bite concept.

[@vengyann2559]

yesssssss i did that, until my dad start to steal the food im saving for last. after that, i learnt to eat my best first, in fear of anyone stealing them. :)

[@jupiterbrown6136]

Me too lol

[@fadhil5749]

I ate sandwiches from the edges, and then eat the whole center piece

[@mishandling273]

Me to

[@justanaveragemop3930]

Heyyyyyyyyy I do that!

[@yandryperez7950]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO DOES THE PERFECT BITE ™️

[@nebula2513]

I do it too!

[@Giggidygoober]

Me too

[@Jacobean-y1l]

Woah same!

[@anonymousperson6138]

Same here

[@robgob4767]

LIESSD

[@AltrTheEgo]

I combine the "perfect bite"TM with the "perfect meal"TM where I eat the thing I dislike the most on the plate first, perfect bite style, then the middle looking thing, then end on the best food. So if I had a Rib platter with loaded mashed potatoes and asparagus, I'd eat all of the asparagus, leaving the best seasoned ones for the end, then mashed potatoes avoiding the toppings until the end, then split all the ribs and leaving the most juicy/seasoned and often the one with the most meat for last

[@zom_robi]

I do the exact same thing and I have no clue why

[@r3io4mf]

same lol

[@eliannahsteele7191]

I HAVE to eat the smallest to biggest or the other way around. Example, if I have a bowl of chips I have to eat the smallest to biggest chip or the biggest to smallest chip because if I don’t then I will spontaneously combust. And if someone messes up that pattern, I will shove a gvn down their throat. THATS HOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN. Also if I eat a sandwich or a quesadilla or something, I have to make it even. I can’t just eat it like a normal person

[@AltrTheEgo]

@@eliannahsteele7191 WHEN SOMEONE MESSES UP YOUR EATING STYLE IT IS THE MOST INFURIATING THING IN THE WORLD! My wife will constantly ask "can I have a bite?" And if it's a sandwich I will go "sure" and put the next ordered bite in her direction, for her to skip the crusts(when I eat around sandwich first then middle to have the most satisfying thing last) and just take the biggest chunk of the middle before I get to it!? It is so bothersome

[@oliverdraus5777]

Same

[@TheAWE50MEMAN]

I for one completely sympathize with The Perfect Bite TM. Whenever I eat I tend to eat the smaller bits or around the best parts of the meal, or even eat a sandwich or burger around the center and save that for last. Then whenever you're taking that last bite it's the best part with everything you want in the flavor. The only exception is I eat all my sides before I eat the main course of the meal, like eat all the veggies and potatoes before eating any of a steak. You are not alone in this Jaiden, you have my support.

[@KewleLiamYT]

91 likes and no reply? lemme fix that

[@amazingSoupaDoopa]

potatoes are vegetables

[@Wolfychu]

I'm kind of similar with the perfect bite thing, like I always like to leave best till last when I'm eating? xD Love your videos btw! ^__^

[@Anemoia.Tea56]

(●__●)

[@xiangkei]

a wild wolfychu appears! :0

[@averagenickichviewer]

Wolfychu Me2 lel

[@qrangejuuice877]

wolfychu! fancy seeing you here! your the best! keep being amazing!!!!

[@stephaniekorjen5252]

Wolfychu omg it's you

[@Gladyssss]

If you start a phone call with “my phone is almost dead” you can hang up at any time (edit: yes i know you can’t use it too much you don’t need to keep telling me)

[@DM-xi3hw]

my god

[@frut_jooos]

*top 10 characters that can defeat thanos even with the infinity gauntlet on*

[@dhfucujrheatchchcjufhdh7091]

Thank you

[@joelbeckwith19]

BIG BRAIN

[@urmum__]

THANK YOU!

[@Lickama]

who else noticed the slight change in animation love you jaiden

[@QuindariusGooch-s8o]

Lickama Yeah, me too. It's noticeable in the mouth. And eyes, to a slightly lesser extent. It's also pretty nice and smooth, as usual.

[@file1378]

oH MY HECC YES I DID TOO. The lines just seem thicker, and it's a little looser than it used to be. Still beautiful though, hahahah

[@Mangizzle]

Yeppers

[@matthewparcell79]

Lickama I

[@わんわん-e9v]

Lickama I was searching for a comment like this haha

[@Strawblss]

After watching the ADHD video, "the perfect bite" makes MUCH MORE sense

[@babi9500]

wait i also do it but i dont understand the correlation...

[@sirinsiss4111]

Yeah what's the correlation btw ADHD and perfect bite?

[@LeaNieminen]

Dopamine deficient brain wants the perfect dope boost. Then tism TM for the planning​@@sirinsiss4111

[@Laswashingda]

I don't understand

[@alphadoughnut2651]

@@sirinsiss4111 it probably has more to do with her autism diagnosis than ADHD

[@brentriverafr]

“I always save the perfect bite” Me: SEE I TOLD YOU IM NOT CRAZY

[@Aytrieus]

I actually have the ability to analyse and distinguish the perfect bite in less than 10 seconds (thats my greatest achievement so far)

[@Super27051973]

Me too

[@blk396]

If you wanna talk about crazy: Additionally I also eat the sides first and after they are gone (potatoes, rice, salad, whatever) then I eat the main thing (meat or whatever), unless I know it's too much, then I stop with sides when I'm not feeling hungry anymore and finish up with the meat and stuff

[@LivyLu2222]

I do it to

[@darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958]

I think mayo/dressing on a bacon king is not bad anymore also i try to fast eat the whole damn object trying to get the most amount of food in the shortest time possible also once i chocked on a potato

[@elizabeth5561]

Adult: Don't be a jerk I don't think there are much adults

[@KrossAvVe]

You may have a good point

[@purpleflowers8723]

So true

[@chloehorseshoe7827]

YAS *many not much

[@ke8001]

Adults also need gramer

[@potatoguy5428]

@Through The Mirror I think it was a joke

[@pizzam6021]

Since jaiden does perfect bite I can only imagine the process of jaiden eating any sort of soup

[@matherfackinggoose]

Avoiding the atoms.

[@morgue.n444]

The perfect slurp

[@Niniminns]

I save the best for last so when I eat soup the last spoon must have three things that are in the soup like potato and other vegetables.

[@matherfackinggoose]

@@Niniminns that’s actually pretty good-

[@aurorahidalgo7061]

Hahah

[@Tonio-nm1xq]

Jaiden then: I just like to buy silly things Jaiden now: *chikawa incident*

[@YoAuraMSG]

True

[@beeisdumbaf]

Jaiden: *mentions the perfect bite and how to do it* Me, who has done that my whole life: *excited squealing*

[@remarinracoon5309]

Me too....

[@BizarreBready]

Me too

[@appling_time8871]

wow alot of other people do that too! i eat toaster stroodles and all of the frosting in the middle and eat around it.

[@Demonic_Angel_1987]

I do the perfect bite with literally every meal put in front of me. Even soup 😂😂😂

[@mizerymonday1419]

S a m e

[@rebeccachacon4532]

The Perfect Bite sounds like a Netflix original Cooking show.

[@N0VA1095-z]

You are late

[@frogfrog3884]

I don't jaidens going to see this comment

[@hiimkillian7143]

hm.

[@capathenightlight5105]

Oof

[@siriuslycool101]

Thats true

[@memeboyobitesthedust6593]

The only rule for a kitchen is that it can’t be carpeted

[@personperson5470]

And EAT

[@sunrisespartan1765]

who the hell has a carpeted kitchen

[@SINNAMON997]

@@personperson5470 BYAKUYA SAMA

[@personperson5470]

mister nobody 😌

[@Hentai_Master_69]

Yeah, good rule. The only place in whole house stuffed with glass shouldn't need soft floor in case of something made of glass falling.

[@LuckythecatZ-]

How did she not notice she's neurodivergent earlier here 😭

[@charlottebeads]

i came looking for this lol

[@Ghostinasuit]

LITERALLY

[@precious.xoxo__]

SAME EXACT THOUGHT I HAD!!! 😭😭😭😭

[@vitalityinair5864]

Lol

[@Knunue]

fr

[@Canadamus_Prime]

As long as you got the "Don't be a Jerk" part of being an adult down you're golden. You're leagues above some other adults that's for sure.

[@dorktriogamer2865]

Oof

[@Val_Hxarts]

Someone gets it😌

[@admiralensin.]

phoenix drivers arent adults then

[@sweetlemon2453]

Yea

[@9ightdreamer]

Entitled people arent adults which is the truth.

[@samburcham4753]

"The Perfect Bite" would be an amazing name for a food show.

[@ToastersTostadas]

OMG UR RIGHT

[@maggiewiley1815]

@kɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴋ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 3 ʙᴜʙ

[@interstelarino_3374]

Wait its not a show ?

[@nanababes8606]

you forgot the TM

[@Astr0l0gy_wh0re]

Ikrrr

[@Chuusuisetsujojutsu]

I just realized, the video ends with a few seconds of awkward silence. That is genius.

[@feefety1200]

You lied

[@Lewisrq]

-_-

[@realSuiGeneris]

@@feefety1200 wdym?

[@mxhoney988]

@@realSuiGeneris 7:24

[@Puzzlelemur]

🧜‍♂️+🧜‍♀️=👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[@meipolbngn]

Was this foreshadowing for the adhd and the tism-

[@develop_d7668]

"The Perfect Bite" must be a name of a restaurant

[@berry4706]

Yes I would go to it!

[@sudheerreddy8789]

matei the gamer yes

[@Loooooma]

You forgot the "™"

[@fabianlopez8648]

Were every bite You get are ten tousand dollars

[@dosanjosfernandes1330]

But....it is a restaurant;-;

[@stuartmcilwraith3962]

Me: Please I’m so full, I can’t eat any more Rooster: *ËÂT*

[@SAMSUNG-br2uv]

Yeah😦

[@johnnyclayton6345]

Im full like a frickin unlucky wolf 🐓:EĀT

[@Temi222]

Asian parents be like:

[@gabebenda2646]

When your in the kitchen, you should probably, *//૯αƬ'\\*

[@aiu2616]

@@rosarodarte860 no, EAT

[@kitkatkandy6537]

Don’t worry, Jaiden. It’s not that weird to get that rooster sign as an adult. My mom is in her 40’s and got a sign for the kitchen that says, “if you feed them, they will come.” It’s my favorite thing ever.

[@froggycheckers]

My mom collects plush leopards and changes out their eyes for her own, personalized glass ones. She rocks 😂

[@user-tp1xd9nf7j]

lOL

[@kitkatkandy6537]

@@Ilike_Purple1 Small world!

[@thirteen3678]

Who.. Who is *they?*

[@fogtheghost]

My mom bought me a sign that says "the chickens are calling and I must go", because I love chickens.

[@psebb3502]

Jaiden you have literally ruined my life by convincing my brain into ONLY doing the perfect bite method. Yesterday i was just eating sum oreos and stuff and i calculated the amount of cream precentage that i ate so i could eat the rest without choking on the final bite. you have ruined me, 10/10.

[@jazwareser6690]

James: *Plagiriezes* Jaiden: *Uno reverse card*

[@illusionarieee]

ENDUL PRABOWO so James dosent di IT

[@Gh0stH4shi]

Wow

[@Natal_cancls_youtube]

Hello people who also watch this video that came out 3 years ago

[@shobuyt5745]

He plagiarised it

[@quinnybean6602]

Yes

[@Dankyjabo]

... I enjoy these way too much

[@CaptivatingChronicles.]

same slime xD

[@vanillamocha1673]

slimepit Same 😂

[@benzeiss6605]

slimepit I

[@sketchy4160]

YOU CAN NEVER ENJOY JAIDEN ANIMATION'S KZbin CHANNEL TOO MUCH!!!

[@jamienutt1931]

slimepit iii

[@jjmcc13]

Jaiden: “is sad” Toucan: we don’t do that here

[@memelordztheanimator7054]

Lol

[@bluecapybara123]

Underrated comment🤣

[@antonikurek1787]

@@bluecapybara123 waddaya mean its 400 likes

[@j2001_5]

Wakanda Forever :(

[@Roughly72.6AutisticRats]

THE LIKES FOR THIS COMMENT WAS 666 AND SO I MADE IT 667 SO NO BAD LUCK It's a joke so shut up karens

[@bluepumpkincinematics]

She ended with the 3 seconds of silence before the fanart section

[@Btm10000]

So I'm not the only one doing that Perfect Bite™© thing ? I don't feel alone anymore...

[@Aissutphin]

I do it too!!!

[@clolspike]

Btm10 i do it too! I also pick apart my food like crazy, i will literally unwrap a burrito just to eat it separately lol.

[@alyssa4009]

Btm10 lmao I know right XDD

[@sparecoochie8074]

Btm10 finally

[@anastasiavorobieva1586]

Btm10 I do it too

[@Luchoedge]

The biggest secret in life: Adults don't exist.

[@confusedteen]

yes

[@dem5randompeople891]

They are just simulations. They are non-existent.

[@warriorxheart]

Adults are just kids in adult bodies. (With more experience in life)

[@frankgiardina9412]

True. Adults are just kids who got bigger.

[@ryeguy0508]

They're just giant kids

[@elenavong5514]

I know how to avoid ending a conversation awkwardly Just don't talk to people

[@robertedwards4510]

Agreement

[@user-wh4jc3wc4d]

instructions unclear, conversation now #1 trending on awkwardness

[@Muradachi]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@johnheikens]

have a tweet limit irl

[@boydreid63]

yes

[@purplehoneycomb5680]

Jaiden having ADHD makes so much sense my gosh.

[@swagrangoon]

Instead of the rooster going, "COKADOODLEDOOOO" in the morning, it says, "EAAAAAAAAAAATTTT".

[@vlogsbyme2524]

Ava Is A Kiwi i

[@IAmNotYourProblem]

My way of getting out of conversations is saying “well, I should get back to it! I hope you have a good rest of your day, see you later!” It tells the other person that you have something else you need to do, but is vague so you don’t have to come up with an actual excuse to leave, and quickly following up with “I hope you have a good day” will put them in the position to not ask what you gotta do and also wish you a good day, forcing them to say goodbye to you too. It’s perfect, it’s never failed me!

[@timumbra2476]

I wanna try this but I would probably mess up

[@DrEagle-bj6kz]

If I tried this I would mess up.

[@rebman1566]

This does so much sense, with the Adhd in minde! I love it!

[@yahlilevi9316]

yh, that's a good point

[@augustusxoxo]

Odd1Out:*makes video about Jaiden* Jaiden:*plagarizes video*

[@simpleybread]

Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CUTE

[@floopusdoopus]

BlockyGamer 23 jaiden: it’s free real estate

[@mopbuckets4734]

*it's free real estate.*

[@liemstar2939]

*plagiarise*

[@M2Gaming-jx8ni]

NO

[@Christian444089]

I also do that perfect bite, but I don't look for the second best bite, I just save the best for last

[@bewtmas6270]

Lol yeah same

[@luigirock96]

I only do this on grilled sandwhich where i save the best part at the end xD

[@bewtmas6270]

I don’t do it on vegetables or fruit

[@bewtmas6270]

Unless its like a fruit salad

[@carsonmowbray7106]

luigirock96 the crust

[@ShrimpWaffles]

“The Perfect Bite” is probably the weirdest way I have seen a person *EAT* - Chicken on Jaiden’s wall

[@LucidSoma]

Lol

[@spades2575]

*Ê Ą Ŧ*

[@monicagodinez9913]

I’ve been watching a lot of jaiden’s videos recently after her adhd video due to interest, and I’m seeing a lot of obvious signs pointing to her recent diagnoses lol, a lot of her personality really makes sense now

[@sparkless1549]

As someone who has recently turned 21, I find this comforting. I’ve been waiting to “feel like a young adult” but I still buy plushies and play video games and watch cartoons and I even do my own version of the perfect bite! I have learned I am not alone.

[@saragreenfire4515]

Yes! I don't do the perfect bite however, what I do is eating everything separately. I would, say, eat all the potatoes, then all the vegetable, then the meat.

[@mr.wiggles1899]

honestly im just about to turn 19 this month I literly don't feel like a adult n doing those things soo i geuss all adults are nothing more then little kids in a more grown body espeacily guys since I'm a guy after all

[@Lillypaddler31]

To be fair being a adult doesn’t mean being mature or anything like that it in my mind means your able to leave the house and start your own life however you want single taken father not a father whatever

[@Bookdragon11]

I’m 26 and have my own place and pay bills and I still buy stuffed animals because stuffed animals are the BEST!! 😆 In my experience, you're doing fine as long as you're being responsible, like paying before mentioned bills on time and making a budget and stuff like that 😃.

[@jackieosborne4298]

I'm sure every adult has watched or bought something childish in their adulthood.

[@thedullestfork5406]

I also do The Perfect Bite (trademark Jaiden). But it's a bit different where I just save the best part of the meal for last.

[@puppybites]

Meeeeee tooooo

[@poctordepper857]

RoseClaw I do it also

[@desatvrated4540]

RoseClaw same.

[@skrubz493]

RoseClaw same

[@cocolea123]

RoseClaw same

[@gracen2752]

“hey can I have a bite of your food” “ sure, just not THAT ONE”

[@TheGabygael]

Like when I eat a burger or sandwich and the person eats the part where there's the most sauce Or even worse, when I share a bag of crisps with my friend and she eats all the most roasted and burnt-ishh parts so that I don't have to "suffer through it" even though they are my favourites TT

[@gracen2752]

Along the Lane have you ever had someone eat an accidental curly fry in a batch of your regular fries, so upsetting.

[@Preppy_Dinosaur69]

This video is so relatable. Especially overthinking conversations lol. Love your vids!

[@baker3819]

I do “The Perfect Bite”, but I just take random bites for the most part and wait for the best.

[@jmeritt]

Ye

[@Helpicantthinkofanything]

Izzy B. Same

[@bryan4981]

I do that to but i start at the worse

[@darkpit2062]

Ideal Lease to best when I do the perfect bite

[@FroggoIsAway]

I do that with popcorn chicken nuggets

[@foxflame0987]

Everyone: So what lamp did you buy? Jaiden: I bought a toucan.

[@jdab99]

Lol

[@godlygamerdudecrazygamer8775]

XD

[@jjab7996]

"Oh so a toucan lamp? Cool" "Uh, yes"

[@mattkastle]

@@jjab7996 comment of the year

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

James: I'm on #1 Jaiden: *WE* are on #1

[@EvolviMinecraft]

THE COMMUNIST CHANNEL

[@tebraxproduction8200]

Comarade

[@yeetionary]

we are number 1 and we are number 1

[@bbj2657]

James:Yay trending Jaiden: OUR trending LOL your pfp matches the entire comment

[@veryrealdrdog]

Ironic.

[@kawum6985]

looking back, I'm surprised none of us noticed her diagnosis sooner

[@sirbob430]

Jaiden: If kitchens had a rule it would be EAT Child: plays with knives

[@zachthegamer8964]

So.... I guess EAT is not the only rule

[@sillychotu]

SirBobtube *one pronged fork

[@sirbob430]

Sharp one pronged fork

[@bluebird3448]

I am the 100 like

[@cypernexus8727]

SirBobtube you’re suppose to eat the child

[@KichouKix]

In the list of how to be an adult: Answer texts and phone calls Me: No **leaves them on delivered**

[@eggyt1153]

Another one: Eat the Perfect Bite™️ style.

[@double-d5490]

You monster!

[@KichouKix]

@@double-d5490 *HEHE*

[@user-mb7ud2kt1u]

Same

[@gastaannoying1780]

Question: how do you respond to things like "lol"?

[@junnyballoony6609]

James plagiarized Jaidens videos: #1 on trending Jaiden plagiarized James' video: #4 on trending NOT GOOD ENOUGH

[@naviab]

Junny Balloony #3

[@mathewsmith2281]

Junny Balloony number 3 now... CAN WE HIT 1 TRILLION LIKES!?!

[@badasstoad9419]

Junny Balloony *MADA MADA!*

[@penguinprotest521]

#1 on trending

[@Flaca84jm]

Junny Balloony I think it deserves to be top vid!

[@eyesistorm]

"People seem to be either really good or terrible at socializing" I feel like this is too accurate

[@Bean-mq2rz]

I love that Jame’s plushie was riding Ari. 3:54 Good touch Jaiden

[@indiaakamashedtaterilov5095]

Ikr, it's beautiful😃

[@indiaakamashedtaterilov5095]

Btw I'm rewatching all of jaiden and James vids while I wait for them to post again lol

[@quack2390]

*James'

[@maxmacgrath1431]

and garfiiiiiild

[@eepykito]

AWWW! It’s so cute!! （≧∇≦）

[@MaTcHuMeN]

Never knew other people do the “Perfect Bite”

[@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115]

™

[@dxrvfx]

Same

[@snobsy2877]

Remember. Copyright

[@RyanIsOnYT]

*Perfect Bite ™️

[@crummycreations4136]

I also do that but I start with the worst bites and work my way up

[@FennKNyen]

In high school, my friend grabbed my Perfect Bite from my plate and ate it, and just looked me in the eyes like a mythical creature of apathy and said "you always save the best bite for last." Laughed and then he ran off... that was almost 20yrs ago and I'll remember that moment on my death bed and STILL be bitter about it

[@imanerdp192]

F

[@Auriacularia]

thats so friggin evil

[@Auriacularia]

F

[@hermionegranger2930]

F

[@no-er6yb]

EXACTLY EXCEPT MY FRIEND STILL DOES IT >:(

[@Aricita_muak]

okay now i know why we both do the perfect bite, now all of it make so much sense

[@yupp9649]

As a kid- social and active As a teenager- introvert and games As an adult- ...... CHILDISH!

[@annoyedkaren6726]

True true true true true true true true true true true TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE Read more

[@sea_sand]

So far this has been the deal with me pfft

[@isabellabousquet8407]

So me

[@jojoh1948]

7:16 Life hack: Always tell the person on phone that your phone is on low battery so you can hang up whenever you want without being rude👍

[@snc9035]

I've done this so many times and now people call me out on it. 😞😞😞

[@saltysoysauce954]

@@snc9035 You think that's bad? My phone just randomly restarts mid-call. Makes you look like a big jerk!

[@mrfantastic1946]

Essentially trading looking like a jerk with being a jerk. Oh and a coward.

[@mulch7685]

How to be lonely 101

[@himesilva]

I just tell everyone that I hate talking on the phone. I only enjoy talking to certain select people who I’m very close to, and who I KNOW will keep the conversation to essentials only. Maybe it’s my ADD but I hate that my ears and hand aren’t free to do stuff while I’m talking. So I get bored *just talking* and that transitions eventually into annoyed

[@n.v1627]

2:06 Jaiden: "I don't know anyone who does this...." Me: *Allow me to introduce myself*

[@erikabarragan5072]

I eat with perfect bite

[@tatyanaauger8809]

I eat like that

[@rhyanrodrigues9633]

Me too

[@tatyanaauger8809]

@@rhyanrodrigues9633 oh wait um sorry if I put your name here I was doing something

[@dearsol.]

HHHHH me to-

[@Mr.banana_man6000]

1:03 Godzilla was hopin around like the city is a big playground

[@mychannel7756]

"Then their little avatar would go dnbjid- *squee* " -Jaiden 2017

[@aamirariff9252]

Sugoi desu~

[@jen5731]

Sugoi~

[@clara7950]

*Sugoi***

[@apotatoguylikesdogs6761]

lol

[@dranplabs6716]

the perfect bite tm sounds like a Gordon Ramsay show

[@Pavelrae_pishte]

Ok

[@Pavelrae_pishte]

We almost have the same pic

[@mcqueen.gaming]

Pretty much

[@csiasofficial1409]

I came down just for this comment

[@karevandres9811]

I actually have always in my life done the perfect bite but i always eat the worst bite first and the then at the end the best bite

[@wdf_skar]

“Check your ego. Check it wasn’t high to begin with” that did some splash damage

[@montythecat9935]

Being on the phone with someone for an extra hour is the REALEST THING EVER

[@matchi457]

Video: *two years ago* People in 2020: this is my domain now

[@gwynbleidd0]

@@esteemedcharacteractressma58 wut... 1 hours ago? Wowwww

[@shivenaggarwal9503]

Haha I know. I do the perfect bite

[@batgh0ul]

KZbin recommended me this randomly I was confused but I like it :0

[@batgh0ul]

@Furry UwU It's 2. James' comment was posted not long after the video was published, I think. So, 2.

[@barrickarnold6089]

same

[@pidgeoninnit]

I love that Jaiden has to trademark “The Perfect Bite”

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

™

[@JC-zr9zv]

And copywrite

[@greatking5051]

Me too 😂

[@inksans374]

@@JC-zr9zv wut

[@paigesumner9365]

тнe ℘ɛཞʄɛƈɬ ᗷITE ™

[@milky.orange3508]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does the “perfect bite” thing lol

[@hiddenwolf6195]

I do it too

[@rabadu5921]

Me too

[@yoylejuice]

yuh

[@JC_Edits_Official]

Me too

[@rakhipatil1183]

I do it too.

[@emissne]

I do the Perfect Bite, but my version. There arent any second bests or anything like that, i just eat the Perfect Bite on the last one. I dont care which one i took first, its all about what i eat last.

[@Firesangel88]

same

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

There are no such thing as adults, only children in denial.

[@mursuhillo242]

Nah that's the beginning of Prince of Egypt

[@deadfishy7864]

Lunam Evadere P

[@707-u9l]

Ha...ha... tell that to the FTC lo

[@deborahscharff7042]

Lol so true!

[@rsinc4257]

True

[@taylortropiano1472]

finally someone else does the Perfect Bite TM technique!!

[@SK-qs9mh]

exactly!

[@prestonnoneya3767]

Taylor Tropiano, ye same m9 I do The Perfect Bite *tm* all da time

[@sillyandjoyus1959]

Taylor Tropiano yasss I do it too

[@no-tg7jf]

I saw that and I was like *I'M NOT ALONE*

[@rradiosilencee]

Taylor Tropiano Miles profile pic??

[@babblgamgummi6029]

German actually has a word for the best bite that you eat last, "Kaiserhappen“ (emperors bite).

[@ingaingwerkeks6602]

Why do we have a word for everything?

[@dominikmair3291]

@@ingaingwerkeks6602 i don't know ask the guy who invented the word backfpeifengesicht

[@tornadotayte]

Hahahah...

[@gamerforlife9988]

Beide Wörter noch nie gehört...

[@Corgimations]

German has a word for everything..... _english needs them too_

[@tuxedosforsale]

watching this video back after jaiden's audhd diagonsis makes me realize how many signs there were before

[@tooth358]

"Don't be a jerk" Jake Paul isn't an adult guys!

[@louxnewnewman2699]

Samara Brown haha 😂 good one👏👏👏

[@beepbeepimmadragon8758]

𗀋😂

[@donkeydevil7427]

Samara Brown ikr....but what about Logan...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN (I like Logan more lol)

[@Vincent-kh3lu]

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌✌️✌️✌️😱😑👌😅😂🤣🤣😂😂IWantToDie👍👍👌✌️🍍🏀😝😝😜😄🤣😂😅🤑🤑😁😗🙃🙃🙂😂

[@indigovae3579]

Samara Brown SHOTS FIIIIIIIIIREEEEEDDD!!!! 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@danpjordan59]

My friend started saying bird puns, but then I realized toucan play at that game.

[@vermilivon]

Danny Ayyyyyyy 😏👉🏽 (finger guns)

[@datguy4208]

Danny Don't let anybody Robin that joke from you.

[@manasvi6960]

What's a bird? I only to the species that is dog. What is this "bird" you are talking about?

[@franklu6635]

Danny You were emused, amirite? Hawkward....

[@virgiln.9058]

Danny gHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHA X'DDDDDD

[@XabioArts]

So... what happened to the squirrel?

[@xunidraws]

Xabio Arts xD

[@xunidraws]

Xabio Arts it met a golden yellow pencil and got triggered

[@lordpotato3232]

Xabio Arts HI I LUUUUUV YOU

[@abbeysdoodlesandstuff3279]

Xabio Arts I love you

[@juwairiyah9898]

The squirrel bit his sister

[@easypake4012]

I only implement the perfect bite after I've eaten most of the meal. For the most part just go to chow town. But once you're running out of options you gotta make sure you end on a high note

[@itsbishop6002]

I do the perfect bite thing too, eat crust first before eating the middle of the sandwich and stuff like that

[@conchetubreakfast]

I always eat the crust first!

[@Bunnibeee]

It's Bishop yesss same

[@galaxiamaxim1996]

It's Bishop men I really tough I was the only one XD

[@LawsCrown]

I always do that

[@Freezient]

It's Bishop Jaden made it so complicated, but I think I do that too, but not because i'm going for some kind of taste satisfaction, but eating sandwiches always can be a mess

[@robertajenkins2591]

Jaiden:LAMP!!!!!!! Toucan:No, you want me! Jaiden: YOU’RE RIGHT!!!!!!

[@madsnoesgaard]

Lämp

[@deadfoxanimamatesoriginall9526]

*LAMP*

[@dragonfire3314]

Me eating dinner almost finished :mum I’m full mum:points to rooster Me : mum can I have desert after hehe

[@minimaximus30]

I mainly liked cuz of your profile pic

[@bossm60]

LÄMP

[@wacckkisasian]

I sort of do the “perfect bite” but I just eat the worst the go to the best

[@random_person7071]

Sameee

[@nethascotx24]

Yup

[@fusilia8226]

TM

[@thehoosher9322]

Same

[@insertrandomnamehere3746]

Not me I go for it XD

[@EnderMENImpasta]

Knowing now that Jaiden is AuDHD ( ADHD and autistic :] )... this hits closer to home than I imangined and now i wanna just waddle in my own self pity that this is what I agreed to so hard core.

[@johnhuhn]

I do the "Perfect Bite TM" Yeah people think I'm weird too The judge too

[@jaojao1768]

ProtoSpeed gnoggin?

[@roselalonde5046]

ProtoSpeed is the background of your profile picture the sealand flag

[@aprettycooldude6702]

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@yayayavlogz9626]

ProtoSpeed lol

[@whattheletsplay4199]

Same gnoggin

[@martinmarvinofsparta3656]

1:14 I thought I was the only one.... (I called it Picky Bite tho)

[@domc3ltu671]

yea me too i leave the best food for the end and eat the worst food first

[@Jojo_m_148]

So did I. I especially do this with hamburgers and stuff lol

[@helio52011]

i have always had to find the perfect bite, bit i start with the least best and then go to the PERFECT BITEtm

[@therandomboi0]

Me too

[@ossarmyriade8878]

Dude me too i called it the king piece 😂

[@andrewsrandoms898]

Here's a life hack,when someone calls you just say "Hey,my phone's about to die",you can end it anytime lol.

[@kakashihatake8630]

Yea 😂 My IPad is about to die

[@joiechristie-ward6683]

Yeah but then I don’t want to be rude and say it in the middle of them talking thus interrupting them and the it turns awkward which was what I was trying to avoid in the first place... so yeah🙃

[@mollymoo372]

I did something the other day on a FaceTime where I just slam the mute button over and over again as fast as I can so it sounds like I’m glitching then hang up.

[@Beastintheomlet]

Can confirm this works, but if you do it every time you WILL start to receive phone chargers every Christmas... 3 years running, all from different people.

[@HECKproductions]

instructions unclear; tried it on landline; died

[@nosrin1988]

I think the perfect bite thing is more common than you'd think. It's a reason I'd rather eat all the broken chips first, or save the middle of the cream pie for last. or eat my crust first.

[@st4fru1tzzz]

I've always eaten "The Perfect Bite" way and never thought anyone else did, but now I know I'm not alone lol.

[@shortycat_01]

I did it too

[@acelegend8926]

CORRECTION; "The Perfect Bite TM"

[@thisguygetsboredquick404]

Same

[@illchangeitlaterokmom7397]

Yeah same

[@Shar3dAccount]

*sweats in the backround eating a hotdog while reading replies*

[@Ulturism]

I found Jaiden because of her Pokemon Nuzlockes. Her gaming videos caught my attention. Then I just started watching her honest, random videos and I have to say that these caught my heart. So much honesty, no awfully read scripts, and the best outtros. Thank you for being so weird, its way better than "normal", pretence-obsessed politeness. Can't thank you enough for these, and truly hope that I get to say thank you in person face to face one day at a Con or something :)

[@animelover3879]

i started playing pokemon after her nuzlocke because I only watched the anime and my first game was ruby and my team was weird what was your first game

[@christophera4527]

I satrted watching years ago. Her nuzlocke videos made me want to start my own lol

[@baxieblur-turnip]

Why do I 100% relate to this

[@TNewbeginRealty]

@@baxieblur-turnip same

[@summertemoana1445]

"A kitchen ornament with nothing but a rooster and the word, **EAT**

[@Hyperhazard]

Potato Knishes *W O K E*

[@yoyoitsurfavhoe1827]

Potato Knishes *SOMEBODY GETS IT* **Throws phone at wall**

[@rikaff-drika]

Social interactions is my weakness especially with people that I haven’t known for years

[@phoebea]

"EAT 🐓" decoration in the kitchen is hilarious to me.

[@matejamicic3037]

yeah remember kids EAT healthy

[@9ru6_54uc3]

My dad has like the same thing in his kitchen

[@0o.strbrry_studios.o0]

400th like congrats

[@yourmother4388]

@@9ru6_54uc3 wait really?

[@9ru6_54uc3]

@@yourmother4388 yep

[@SeculiarSamii]

I always do the perfect bite but i always start with my least favorite bite to the most perfect one

[@eggbrgr]

Samii Playz same lmao

[@SeculiarSamii]

ohno itsAngel im not lonely yay 😂

[@Breezys]

Same,even before I watched this video

[@crossplayed]

I do that...but WITH ONLY CHIPS.

[@sebastianamador8495]

me too

[@MuricaTurkey]

My aunt is famous for buying random toys at the store if they "look lonely". 🥺 Like, once there was this stuffed snowman toy that was all alone because it was obviously forgotten on the shelf months ago by the workers who had cleared out the winter stuff. So she bought it. There are many stories like this, except replace snowman toy with a rabbit toy, a pumpkin doll with a happy face, another snowman except this one was obviously the plastic top to a tube of candy that someone had taken apart and eaten in the store. She literally brought it to the check out to buy it, because she didn't want to steal it 😂 They were like, "Um. Nah. It's cool lady. This is pretty much trash. Here ya go!" She was well over 30 when she did all this, btw. 😆 So you're definitely not the only grown up who does stuff like that.

[@itz_moonwolf1480]

Thats so wholesome!

[@doodoofart4623]

Your aunt is precious and we shall protect her at all times :)

[@salmonellagiver]

@@doodoofart4623 no

[@salmonellagiver]

@@itz_moonwolf1480 no

[@waldanazkanafis6845]

@@salmonellagiver you're username is the opposite of who you are

[@thewildonegaming1207]

Thanks for telling me about THE PERFECT BIT™️

[@chenhongzuo15]

You're hired And also It's called The Perfect bite™

[@thewildonegaming1207]

Ok thank you sorry for misspronucition 🙂🙂🙂

[@CoTn]

We are not adults. Just simply kids with a driving permit and a drinking permit

[@jodimiller2139]

ME

[@CoTn]

@@jodimiller2139 ALSO ME

[@marion.saturn]

Oh lord...

[@CoTn]

@@marion.saturn there is no lord. Only youtube.

[@SafetyNinja]

Yes you are

[@Melissa-wo1ck]

Me: doing the perfect bite too then getting full and not eating “the perfect bite.” Rooster: EAT

[@calliet019]

Walter

[@Mizumiaa]

So I really have to put this on r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@BethanyjjZimmerman]

Haha nice one 😂😂😂

[@jacksonwhite6810]

Same

[@ivyg1515]

@@Melissa-wo1ck Did you just reply to yourself-

[@nickvanvliet953]

Finally someone that also does The Perfect Bite TM.

[@highlyflammableidiot2327]

*ţhë pęřfėçť bïţĕ* is the best way to eat food

[@remarinracoon5309]

I do something similar.... we need to all form a cult around the perfect bite... :)

[@Sofia-mh2wc]

You do it too!? :D

[@maddisonblackman2176]

I do it too!

[@Daniel-bf9je]

*The Perfect Bite™

[@PixelatedCringeXD]

“And the character would go” *Hesitation* “SQEE”

[@GameToony]

To get out of calls i want to end i used to pretend my mom just said something to me and I'd shout "YEAH MOM??" and wait pretending she's saying something and then go "OK!" "oh hey sorry my mom needs me to uh-do-the dog-washing" and leave. I realise this probably isn't the most creative thing because recently I've had lots of people pull this on me, and it's kind of awkward but kind of cute to see them do the same thing.

[@chodariby23exe63]

when i get telemarketer calls, i normally tell them i don't have a phone just for fun lol

[@theunkownviolinist]

if it's a business related call, I usually say "sorry, I'll call you later, I have another meeting to get to." If it's friends or family, it's usually somewhere along the lines of "I'm about to get (insert next meal here) prepped, so I'll talk to you later."

[@GameToony]

+moonbug omg that's hilarious xD

[@dogachuwatch7584]

It would work cuz she usually calls ari a doggo so...it works!!! xD #AriDaDoggo

[@snowfauna]

I do that too xD