Things I Do that Adults Probably Don't Do (Jaiden Edition)

adults, amirite?
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And this tells me you read the description, which means you respect what I have to say! Thank you :D i'll send you a very mini plastic dinosaur. like, you can't see it because it's way too small,,, but it's there.

[@dredude3604]

I do “The Perfect Bite” but I eat the worst bite first, and move up on the bite scale until I get to the perfect bite

[@dommnc]

DremanDre 360 wow I do “The Perfect Bite” just like you

[@clanejoydigma2239]

Same

[@natarajasarmavavilala2702]

DremanDre 360 me tooo

[@batvaleska]

I dub it: The Worst to First Bites

[@Arglend1]

*wait you do it too?*

[@Cardboard-Animations]

I also do “The Perfect Bite”, but instead of starting with the second to best bite, I start with the least and go to the best.

[@wolveyplaysgames7760]

Yes definitely I do that

[@itssophiaonly]

this is what i do

[@strudelsilly]

Same

[@infinitedark6158]

Yes

[@Cwak]

Now Jaiden seems weird doing that. The order can change the whole thing.

[@TheAWE50MEMAN]

I for one completely sympathize with The Perfect Bite TM. Whenever I eat I tend to eat the smaller bits or around the best parts of the meal, or even eat a sandwich or burger around the center and save that for last. Then whenever you're taking that last bite it's the best part with everything you want in the flavor. The only exception is I eat all my sides before I eat the main course of the meal, like eat all the veggies and potatoes before eating any of a steak. You are not alone in this Jaiden, you have my support.

[@IAmNotYourProblem]

My way of getting out of conversations is saying “well, I should get back to it! I hope you have a good rest of your day, see you later!” It tells the other person that you have something else you need to do, but is vague so you don’t have to come up with an actual excuse to leave, and quickly following up with “I hope you have a good day” will put them in the position to not ask what you gotta do and also wish you a good day, forcing them to say goodbye to you too. It’s perfect, it’s never failed me!

[@timumbra2476]

I wanna try this but I would probably mess up

[@victoriameredith629]

From early childhood, my eating philosophy was “worst first, best last.” Which is kind of a Perfect Bite concept.

[@vengyann2559]

yesssssss i did that, until my dad start to steal the food im saving for last. after that, i learnt to eat my best first, in fear of anyone stealing them. :)

[@jupiterbrown6136]

Me too lol

[@fadhil5749]

I ate sandwiches from the edges, and then eat the whole center piece

[@mishandling273]

Me to

[@justanaveragemop3930]

Heyyyyyyyyy I do that!

[@addih9963]

If you start a phone call with “my phone is almost dead” you can hang up at any time (edit: yes i know you can’t use it too much you don’t need to keep telling me)

[@DM-xi3hw]

my god

[@frut_jooos]

*top 10 characters that can defeat thanos even with the infinity gauntlet on*

[@dhfucujrheatchchcjufhdh7091]

Thank you

[@joelbeckwith19]

BIG BRAIN

[@urmum__]

THANK YOU!

[@bluepumpkincinematics]

She ended with the 3 seconds of silence before the fanart section

[@Neville133]

I cant say I've ever tried this perfect bite technique but damn am going to now! I cant believe I've never heard of this before. It sounds revolutionary for food enjoyment.

[@yandryperez7950]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO DOES THE PERFECT BITE ™️

[@nebula2513]

I do it too!

[@vcb1]

Me too

[@questionedcrowgames711]

Woah same!

[@anonymousperson6138]

Same here

[@robgob4767]

LIESSD

[@rebeccachacon4532]

The Perfect Bite sounds like a Netflix original Cooking show.

[@Eternal_Reaper]

You are late

[@frogfrog3884]

I don't jaidens going to see this comment

[@hiimkillian7143]

hm.

[@capathenightlight5105]

Oof

[@siriuslycool101]

Thats true

[@helloooooooooooooooo]

This video is so relatable. Especially overthinking conversations lol. Love your vids!

[@silvyx]

Jaiden THANK YOU I do the Perfect Bite (TM) thing too and I always felt a little weird/insane! Now we know that we're either both not insane, or both insane, in which case we can revel in insanity together. (Also, I too am very awkward/socially anxious, especially when it comes to conversation-ending, so I know how you feel)

[@san3lsjourney429]

“ I don’t care if hate is a strong word, I have a strong hate for it. “ - Jaiden Animations, 2017

[@grumiosspoon_]

santrell dales I saw this comment as soon as she said that lol

[@H3ART_T]

Me

[@arthurmeyers8022]

I do the perfect bite thing

[@tessarena]

I do the perfect bite thing too

[@sparklingkitten649]

2019

[@elenavong5514]

I know how to avoid ending a conversation awkwardly Just don't talk to people

[@robertedwards4510]

Agreement

[@user-wh4jc3wc4d]

instructions unclear, conversation now #1 trending on awkwardness

[@MrWest-lu2kl]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@johnheikens]

have a tweet limit irl

[@boydreid63]

yes

[@eyesistorm]

"People seem to be either really good or terrible at socializing" I feel like this is too accurate

[@DoritoMuncherXD]

“And the character would go” *Hesitation* “SQEE”

[@Luchoedge]

The biggest secret in life: Adults don't exist.

[@confusedteen]

yes

[@dem5randompeople891]

They are just simulations. They are non-existent.

[@warriorxheart]

Adults are just kids in adult bodies. (With more experience in life)

[@frankgiardina9412]

True. Adults are just kids who got bigger.

[@ryeguy0508]

They're just giant kids

[@stuartmcilwraith3962]

Me: Please I’m so full, I can’t eat any more Rooster: *ËÂT*

[@SAMSUNG-br2uv]

Yeah😦

[@johnnyclayton6345]

Im full like a frickin unlucky wolf 🐓:EĀT

[@Temi222]

Asian parents be like:

[@gabebenda2646]

When your in the kitchen, you should probably, *//૯αƬ'\\*

[@aiu2616]

@@rosarodarte860 no, EAT

[@psebb3502]

Jaiden you have literally ruined my life by convincing my brain into ONLY doing the perfect bite method. Yesterday i was just eating sum oreos and stuff and i calculated the amount of cream precentage that i ate so i could eat the rest without choking on the final bite. you have ruined me, 10/10.

[@stellafaye6861]

“I always save the perfect bite” Me: SEE I TOLD YOU IM NOT CRAZY

[@Aytrieus]

I actually have the ability to analyse and distinguish the perfect bite in less than 10 seconds (thats my greatest achievement so far)

[@Super27051973]

Me too

[@blk396]

If you wanna talk about crazy: Additionally I also eat the sides first and after they are gone (potatoes, rice, salad, whatever) then I eat the main thing (meat or whatever), unless I know it's too much, then I stop with sides when I'm not feeling hungry anymore and finish up with the meat and stuff

[@froggy_9659]

I do it to

[@darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958]

I think mayo/dressing on a bacon king is not bad anymore also i try to fast eat the whole damn object trying to get the most amount of food in the shortest time possible also once i chocked on a potato

[@jazwareser6690]

James: *Plagiriezes* Jaiden: *Uno reverse card*

[@illusionarieee]

ENDUL PRABOWO so James dosent di IT

[@Gh0stH4shi]

Wow

[@Natal_cancls_youtube]

Hello people who also watch this video that came out 3 years ago

[@shobuyt5745]

He plagiarised it

[@quinnybean6602]

Yes

[@samalsrei5089]

The perfect bite in the end- it just makes sense! Another thing I‘ve just always done is saving one bite of every different food on the plate and then eating the last bit of every food (at the same time).

[@gxnic0078]

How she just spended 4 minute about PLANNING HOW TO FINISH A CONVERSATION🤣😂

[@develop_d7668]

"The Perfect Bite" must be a name of a restaurant

[@berry4706]

Yes I would go to it!

[@sudheerreddy8789]

matei the gamer yes

[@Loooooma]

You forgot the "™"

[@fabianlopez8648]

Were every bite You get are ten tousand dollars

[@dosanjosfernandes1330]

But....it is a restaurant;-;

[@Chuusuisetsujojutsu]

I just realized, the video ends with a few seconds of awkward silence. That is genius.

[@feefety1200]

You lied

[@Lewisrq]

-_-

[@realSuiGeneris]

@@feefety1200 wdym?

[@mxhoney988]

@@realSuiGeneris 7:24

[@Puzzlelemur]

🧜‍♂️+🧜‍♀️=👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[@Dray4Short]

4:54 I also hate this, that is why I always start a conversation when I have to go somewhere at a specific time. Like class! Before the awkward silence, my school bell always seems to be perfectly timed to ring either in the middle of a deep and interesting conversation or *right* before awkwardness. It's great! (try setting timers/alarms for those things if you're not in school and maybe stack them like 5:00, 5:05, 5:15 etc)

[@artsypolarbear]

I like hiding little chicks around my place on easter, have a sizable plushie collection on my bed (i live with my bf), watch cartoons and i wear lots of pink/rainbows and plushie like hoodies. I'm embrasing just being me and having comforting and happy things around me. I think that's a very smart and wise thing to do

[@elizabeth5561]

Adult: Don't be a jerk I don't think there are much adults

[@KrossAvVe]

You may have a good point

[@purpleflowers8723]

So true

[@chloehorseshoe7827]

YAS *many not much

[@ke8001]

Adults also need gramer

[@potatoguy5428]

@Through The Mirror I think it was a joke

[@baker3819]

I do “The Perfect Bite”, but I just take random bites for the most part and wait for the best.

[@jmeritt]

Ye

[@Helpicantthinkofanything]

Izzy B. Same

[@bryan4981]

I do that to but i start at the worse

[@darkpit2062]

Ideal Lease to best when I do the perfect bite

[@FroggoIsAway]

I do that with popcorn chicken nuggets

[@fortnitebattlepass1179]

Hi Jaiden love ur videos they are good story's keep doing what ur doing have a good day

[@youraveragecapybaraworship6330]

I had to rewatch the start of the video because a mosquito started attacking me (very aggressive mosquito.. he put up a good fight) and then when i was done beating him up, all i was watching is "how to finish a meal with the perfect bite" and yeah.. thats why i love ur videos

[@tooth358]

"Don't be a jerk" Jake Paul isn't an adult guys!

[@louxnewnewman2699]

Samara Brown haha 😂 good one👏👏👏

[@beepbeepimmadragon8758]

𗀋😂

[@donkeydevil7427]

Samara Brown ikr....but what about Logan...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN (I like Logan more lol)

[@Vincent-kh3lu]

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌✌️✌️✌️😱😑👌😅😂🤣🤣😂😂IWantToDie👍👍👌✌️🍍🏀😝😝😜😄🤣😂😅🤑🤑😁😗🙃🙃🙂😂

[@indigovae3579]

Samara Brown SHOTS FIIIIIIIIIREEEEEDDD!!!! 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@juljacjen]

-I'm not copying- *IM PLAGIARIZING*

[@MichielBLKorte]

I'm not copying this comment IM PLAGIARIZING

[@phillipnguyen8138]

Majesticjena i

[@rafa10feettall]

IM NOT COPYING *THIS* *THIS* COMMENT *IM PLAGIARIZING*

[@audrickyeu8963]

I'm not not plagiarism

[@KayCee05749]

Majesticjena thats the same thing ;_;

[@darkmoon14099]

The perfect bite is actually GENIUS!!! I love that SO much!

[@JosePena-nj1be]

I don't like it when two people try to get past each other and they both copy each other moving back and forth so what I do is I stand still until the person passes me.

[@beeisdumbaf]

Jaiden: *mentions the perfect bite and how to do it* Me, who has done that my whole life: *excited squealing*

[@remarinracoon5309]

Me too....

[@BizarreBready]

Me too

[@appling_time8871]

wow alot of other people do that too! i eat toaster stroodles and all of the frosting in the middle and eat around it.

[@Demonic_Angel_1987]

I do the perfect bite with literally every meal put in front of me. Even soup 😂😂😂

[@mizerymonday1419]

S a m e

[@memeboyobitesthedust6593]

The only rule for a kitchen is that it can’t be carpeted

[@personperson5470]

And EAT

[@sunrisespartan1765]

who the hell has a carpeted kitchen

[@SINNAMON997]

@@personperson5470 BYAKUYA SAMA

[@personperson5470]

mister nobody 😌

[@user-ij3ub7zx2o]

Yeah, good rule. The only place in whole house stuffed with glass shouldn't need soft floor in case of something made of glass falling.

[@Dark_H3rts]

Jaiden saying "Sugoi!" is something I did not expect to hear

[@MaxGamer07wastaken]

i'm technically not an adult yet (by a single year) but i genuinely relate to everything said here (except the room decor part, since i dont live alone yet). its like looking in some weird mirror. i mean you just show up on youtube and say the most relatable things that probably shouldnt be relatable but ends up being that anyways

[@pizzam6021]

Since jaiden does perfect bite I can only imagine the process of jaiden eating any sort of soup

[@sanenomg]

Avoiding the atoms.

[@morgue.n444]

The perfect slurp

[@Niniminns]

I save the best for last so when I eat soup the last spoon must have three things that are in the soup like potato and other vegetables.

[@sanenomg]

@@Niniminns that’s actually pretty good-

[@aurorahidalgo7061]

Hahah

[@kitkatkandy6537]

Don’t worry, Jaiden. It’s not that weird to get that rooster sign as an adult. My mom is in her 40’s and got a sign for the kitchen that says, “if you feed them, they will come.” It’s my favorite thing ever.

[@froggycheckers]

My mom collects plush leopards and changes out their eyes for her own, personalized glass ones. She rocks 😂

[@user-tp1xd9nf7j]

lOL

[@kitkatkandy6537]

@@Ilike_Purple1 Small world!

[@thirteen3678]

Who.. Who is *they?*

[@fogtheghost]

My mom bought me a sign that says "the chickens are calling and I must go", because I love chickens.

[@williamanddaniel3249]

Bro it feels so good to know that someone else sort of tidies the bite thing. Each time I have a meal that’s like, rice and noodles with shrimp, I will make sure that I have enough noodles left to get as many combined bites of rice, noodle and shrimp/ meat as possible. It tastes like actual heaven ngl.😊

[@user-wj3fz3zl7c]

5:35 Perfect explanation

[@samburcham4753]

"The Perfect Bite" would be an amazing name for a food show.

[@ToastersTostadas]

OMG UR RIGHT

[@maggiewiley1815]

@kɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴋ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 3 ʙᴜʙ

[@interstelarino_3374]

Wait its not a show ?

[@nanababes8606]

you forgot the TM

[@lia8887]

Ikrrr

[@Canadamus_Prime]

As long as you got the "Don't be a Jerk" part of being an adult down you're golden. You're leagues above some other adults that's for sure.

[@dorktriogamer2865]

Oof

[@Val_Hxarts]

Someone gets it😌

[@admiralensin.]

phoenix drivers arent adults then

[@sweetlemon2453]

Yea

[@9ightdreamer]

Entitled people arent adults which is the truth.

[@Purple-Berry-Pie]

I was at an antique store today and found a sign very similar to your angry rooster EAT sign. I'm not sure if it was the same one, but as soon as I saw it, I immediately thought of you and had to buy it! I guess you taught me how to be an adult. Thank you Jaiden!

[@Slayforever58]

Hey, my dad sent me pictures and videos of some roosters from the farm he was visiting and they made me think of this video and I'm kinda new to your channel and love your work jaiden.❤

[@webbr17]

I usually Ate the Disgusting one first. *Then save the best one for the last*

[@aparnan2799]

Same lol, I do that so it's a gradual increase xD

[@_string]

Same

[@kan8155]

Oh yes me too

[@jghost2481]

I do that for example I’ll eat the crust on the sandwich then in the middle

[@RJZII]

Yes

[@danpjordan59]

My friend started saying bird puns, but then I realized toucan play at that game.

[@thatnerdyvonne]

Danny Ayyyyyyy 😏👉🏽 (finger guns)

[@datguy4208]

Danny Don't let anybody Robin that joke from you.

[@manasvi6960]

What's a bird? I only to the species that is dog. What is this "bird" you are talking about?

[@franklu6635]

Danny You were emused, amirite? Hawkward....

[@virgiln.9058]

Danny gHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHA X'DDDDDD

[@seeker777]

When I was a kid, I started doing the first thing, "the best way to enjoy a food", which you showed here, and my logic was same, fast forward few decades and I still do the same and I never found even 1 person who did this thing. Pretty surprised to see someone doing this. As for other points you mentioned, there are many adults who do those, you just haven't seen many.

[@Ninjelic]

I can also relate to the conversation, actually they are in the middle of talking and I look away and walk away and I'm like holy frick

[@Lucstar07]

"Some of the requirements to being an adult are: don't be a jerk," Karens: *i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that*

[@joaquincamacho7619]

Gun them down

[@summersutton2229]

Love how at least 27 people have watched this video and read the comments on this video in two days lmao

[@oscargutierrez2125]

How ya doin?

[@Sam-tx4jz]

@@oscargutierrez2125 yes

[@DTorto]

Karens don't go under the adult section, nor the children category. They go under the idiot subspecies

[@jjmcc13]

Jaiden: “is sad” Toucan: we don’t do that here

[@memelordztheanimator7054]

Lol

[@SlushieKing1989]

Underrated comment🤣

[@antonikurek1787]

@@SlushieKing1989 waddaya mean its 400 likes

[@jjd7026]

Wakanda Forever :(

[@Roughly72.6AutisticRats]

THE LIKES FOR THIS COMMENT WAS 666 AND SO I MADE IT 667 SO NO BAD LUCK It's a joke so shut up karens

[@InredibleFart]

I do something like the perfect bite I eat the absolute worst part (like the bread crust) then go around to the best

[@jordanlouie_]

I started applying “The Perfect Bite™️” approach to life and I’ve been enjoying my meals a lot more. Thanks Jaiden.

[@AltrTheEgo]

I combine the "perfect bite"TM with the "perfect meal"TM where I eat the thing I dislike the most on the plate first, perfect bite style, then the middle looking thing, then end on the best food. So if I had a Rib platter with loaded mashed potatoes and asparagus, I'd eat all of the asparagus, leaving the best seasoned ones for the end, then mashed potatoes avoiding the toppings until the end, then split all the ribs and leaving the most juicy/seasoned and often the one with the most meat for last

[@zom_robi]

I do the exact same thing and I have no clue why

[@r3io4mf]

same lol

[@eliannahsteele7191]

I HAVE to eat the smallest to biggest or the other way around. Example, if I have a bowl of chips I have to eat the smallest to biggest chip or the biggest to smallest chip because if I don’t then I will spontaneously combust. And if someone messes up that pattern, I will shove a gvn down their throat. THATS HOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN. Also if I eat a sandwich or a quesadilla or something, I have to make it even. I can’t just eat it like a normal person

[@AltrTheEgo]

@@eliannahsteele7191 WHEN SOMEONE MESSES UP YOUR EATING STYLE IT IS THE MOST INFURIATING THING IN THE WORLD! My wife will constantly ask "can I have a bite?" And if it's a sandwich I will go "sure" and put the next ordered bite in her direction, for her to skip the crusts(when I eat around sandwich first then middle to have the most satisfying thing last) and just take the biggest chunk of the middle before I get to it!? It is so bothersome

[@oliverdraus5777]

Same

[@pencilsandpizza]

I do something like the perfect bite but I do something else at the same time, first when I eat food like pizza, I’ll eat the smallest or one with the least toppings first and work my way up to the best part of the meal

[@woman-of-clay]

I am so glad I’m not the only one to decorate like that, ngl I have a section of my shelf for pusheen and then a section for off brand plushies that looked sad.

[@gracen2752]

“hey can I have a bite of your food” “ sure, just not THAT ONE”

[@TheGabygael]

Like when I eat a burger or sandwich and the person eats the part where there's the most sauce Or even worse, when I share a bag of crisps with my friend and she eats all the most roasted and burnt-ishh parts so that I don't have to "suffer through it" even though they are my favourites TT

[@gracen2752]

Along the Lane have you ever had someone eat an accidental curly fry in a batch of your regular fries, so upsetting.

[@dranplabs6716]

the perfect bite tm sounds like a Gordon Ramsay show

[@Pavelrae_pishte]

Ok

[@Pavelrae_pishte]

We almost have the same pic

[@diamondgamez.1]

Pretty much

[@csiasofficial1409]

I came down just for this comment

[@karevandres9811]

I actually have always in my life done the perfect bite but i always eat the worst bite first and the then at the end the best bite

[@Ariel.86]

I am so bad at socialising like when i am walking with a friend and they end a story its always a few second silent

[@somepixelynerd]

I don't really do 'The Perfect Bite' but I do still very consciously decide which flavour to end the meal with

[@mychannel7756]

"Then their little avatar would go dnbjid- *squee* " -Jaiden 2017

[@aamirariff9252]

Sugoi desu~

[@jen5731]

Sugoi~

[@clara7950]

*Sugoi***

[@apotatoguylikesdogs6761]

lol

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

There are no such thing as adults, only children in denial.

[@mursuhillo242]

Nah that's the beginning of Prince of Egypt

[@deadfishy7864]

Lunam Evadere P

[@user-kb2rt1sq4u]

Ha...ha... tell that to the FTC lo

[@deborahscharff7042]

Lol so true!

[@rsinc4257]

True

[@thewildonegaming1207]

Thanks for telling me about THE PERFECT BIT™️

[@itstheoneandonlykkc1075]

Girl you speak to my soul when you finish with the best bite❤❤❤❤

[@junnyballoony6609]

James plagiarized Jaidens videos: #1 on trending Jaiden plagiarized James' video: #4 on trending NOT GOOD ENOUGH

[@naviab]

Junny Balloony #3

[@mathewsmith2281]

Junny Balloony number 3 now... CAN WE HIT 1 TRILLION LIKES!?!

[@badasstoad9419]

Junny Balloony *MADA MADA!*

[@penguinprotest521]

#1 on trending

[@Flaca84jm]

Junny Balloony I think it deserves to be top vid!

[@babblgamgummi6029]

German actually has a word for the best bite that you eat last, "Kaiserhappen“ (emperors bite).

[@ingaingwerkeks6602]

Why do we have a word for everything?

[@dominikmair3291]

@@ingaingwerkeks6602 i don't know ask the guy who invented the word backfpeifengesicht

[@tornadotayte]

Hahahah...

[@gamerforlife9988]

Beide Wörter noch nie gehört...

[@corgimations]

German has a word for everything..... _english needs them too_

[@Violetsong222]

i watched this months ago. I saw her say the perfect bite thing and IMMEDIATLY started doing it, all the time. Like, I'll get a lunch box special at my local sushi/Chinese place, which is rice, 2 shu mai, 4 pieces of California roll, and an entree. I'll save on piece of sushi for very last. Also, whenever i get just sushi, i get 2 or 3 different rolls. I ALWAYS alternate which roll. I'll eat it like; salmon, tuna, eel, salmon, tuna, eel, etc. lol thought this was worth mentioning

[@ameliestoneman5970]

i love your animations there awesome

[@theodd1sout]

Of all the videos you "plagiarized" it had to be like, my third one. (Great video btw, I don't think adults probably do those things)

[@fallingforyoon8109]

Don't worry, some adults do those things

[@jonniemann5120]

hey james

[@thomasglass7223]

TheOdd1sOut England isn't lame :(

[@dancetheory3102]

Jim jams

[@dereklouden7415]

I guess you won't respond :'(

[@ShrimpWaffles]

“The Perfect Bite” is probably the weirdest way I have seen a person *EAT* - Chicken on Jaiden’s wall

[@LucidSoma]

Lol

[@spades2575]

*Ê Ą Ŧ*

[@MegaDude10]

"Don't be a jerk." Most people on Twitter: I'ma send a death threat and pretend I didn't hear that.

[@Bunnyvr_gt1]

8:50 you do need free time bc it is good for mental health and you need stories to make and post about❤

[@foxflame0987]

Everyone: So what lamp did you buy? Jaiden: I bought a toucan.

[@jdab99]

Lol

[@godlygamerdudecrazygamer8775]

XD

[@jjab7996]

"Oh so a toucan lamp? Cool" "Uh, yes"

[@mattlinderman5465]

@@jjab7996 comment of the year

[@n.v1627]

2:06 Jaiden: "I don't know anyone who does this...." Me: *Allow me to introduce myself*

[@erikabarragan5072]

I eat with perfect bite

[@tatyanaauger8809]

I eat like that

[@rhyanrodrigues9633]

Me too

[@tatyanaauger8809]

@@rhyanrodrigues9633 oh wait um sorry if I put your name here I was doing something

[@dearsol.]

HHHHH me to-

[@protogen5932]

I do The Perfect Bite TM style. I noticed it first when I ate popcorn this morning

[@ethanex1209]

the perfect bite thing is so relatable

[@sirbob430]

Jaiden: If kitchens had a rule it would be EAT Child: plays with knives

[@zachthegamer8964]

So.... I guess EAT is not the only rule

[@sillychotu]

SirBobtube *one pronged fork

[@sirbob430]

Sharp one pronged fork

[@bluebird3448]

I am the 100 like

[@cypernexus8727]

SirBobtube you’re suppose to eat the child

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

James: I'm on #1 Jaiden: *WE* are on #1

[@EvolviMinecraft]

THE COMMUNIST CHANNEL

[@tebraxproduction8200]

Comarade

[@yeetionary]

we are number 1 and we are number 1

[@bbj2657]

James:Yay trending Jaiden: OUR trending LOL your pfp matches the entire comment

[@veryrealdrdog]

Ironic.

[@kingboo_8304]

idk why but i relate so much to the food one XD i pick something out and quarantine it away from the others, and eat around it

[@landanmoore8713]

Your Snorlax would like to learn TM 182 THE PERFECT BITE, but it can't learn more than 4 moves.

[@jojoh1948]

7:16 Life hack: Always tell the person on phone that your phone is on low battery so you can hang up whenever you want without being rude👍

[@snc9035]

I've done this so many times and now people call me out on it. 😞😞😞

[@saltysoysauce954]

@@snc9035 You think that's bad? My phone just randomly restarts mid-call. Makes you look like a big jerk!

[@mrfantastic1946]

Essentially trading looking like a jerk with being a jerk. Oh and a coward.

[@mulch7685]

How to be lonely 101

[@annacastro2855]

I just tell everyone that I hate talking on the phone. I only enjoy talking to certain select people who I’m very close to, and who I KNOW will keep the conversation to essentials only. Maybe it’s my ADD but I hate that my ears and hand aren’t free to do stuff while I’m talking. So I get bored *just talking* and that transitions eventually into annoyed

[@yupp9649]

As a kid- social and active As a teenager- introvert and games As an adult- ...... CHILDISH!

[@axelities6434]

true

[@annoyedkaren6726]

True true true true true true true true true true true TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE Read more

[@sea_sand]

So far this has been the deal with me pfft

[@isabellabousquet8407]

So me

[@galacticjess2609]

bruh the "perfect bite™" is something i do with legit almost every meal. its nice to find a companion

[@jollyrose7198]

when I have a long conversation with someone and it’s over, we both just have complete silence, look at the ground, and wait for the other person to just walk away.

[@andrewsrandoms898]

Here's a life hack,when someone calls you just say "Hey,my phone's about to die",you can end it anytime lol.

[@kakashihatake8630]

Yea 😂 My IPad is about to die

[@joiechristie-ward6683]

Yeah but then I don’t want to be rude and say it in the middle of them talking thus interrupting them and the it turns awkward which was what I was trying to avoid in the first place... so yeah🙃

[@mollymoo372]

I did something the other day on a FaceTime where I just slam the mute button over and over again as fast as I can so it sounds like I’m glitching then hang up.

[@Beastintheomlet]

Can confirm this works, but if you do it every time you WILL start to receive phone chargers every Christmas... 3 years running, all from different people.

[@HECKproductions]

instructions unclear; tried it on landline; died

[@RiskBunny]

When I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie, I will always eat the side with the least amount of chocolate chips and work my way up to the most amount as like a "reward" or something? Is this just me?

[@gamernerd4656]

RiskBunny me too lol

[@alyssaowen4550]

RiskBunny I do the exact same thing 😂😂

[@Halosty45]

They are far too small for me to worry about optimal eating. It's like two bites anyway, and will all be in my mouth at once so it's all good.

[@itsverydankytfortniteapexl5588]

RiskBunny I do the exact opposite

[@terabera3390]

One bite cookie.

[@PeytonJackson-mm4zx]

I like how in the intro you put the video we're watching right now is in the video

[@Soda.the.therian147]

These are so fun to watch

[@pidgeoninnit]

I love that Jaiden has to trademark “The Perfect Bite”

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

™

[@JC-zr9zv]

And copywrite

[@greatking5051]

Me too 😂

[@inksans374]

@@JC-zr9zv wut

[@paigesumner9365]

тнe ℘ɛཞʄɛƈɬ ᗷITE ™

[@valtronics2004]

now 75% of comments will be "I literally do the perfect bite as well I thought I was alone!! 😂😂"

[@scheeby]

Cyno oh shoot I commented that 😂

[@maxaroni7279]

you hadd to add the fact that they use emojis unironically mmmmmmmm

[@7Pixilate]

Cyno Don't you mean The Perfect Bite™?

[@deadmars4335]

Cyno I do the perfect bite but... reversed I eat the worst first and the best last

[@mazxsanz17]

Lmao I do though but I kind of expected someone else to

[@TimothyCollins]

Hey - I'm 53 years old and decorate my house in the same way. My only requirement for decorations is "Is it colorful and does it make me giggle more often than not?"

[@weirdogirl1275]

Oh my gosh. You’re the kind of person who keeps me from talking forever! Seriously, I do not know how to shut up. Anytime anyone gives me a shred of attention, I will milk that attention for all it's worth and talk their ear off if they'll let me. Like seriously, if I'm talking to you, and you realize you actually have to go somewhere, let me end my sentence and tell me you have to go. Like right away. None of this awkward three second wait nonsense. Let me end the sentence, say goodbye, then leave.

[@milky.orange3508]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does the “perfect bite” thing lol

[@hiddenwolf6195]

I do it too

[@rabadu5921]

Me too

[@yoylejuice]

yuh

[@JC_Edits_Official]

Me too

[@rakhipatil1183]

I do it too.

[@notBrie]

The "Eat" rooster is like a more based version of those "Live, Love, Laugh" signs.

[@Oxev28]

@@bonbonpony tf was that

[@bonbonpony]

@@Oxev28 A piece of humour that you most likely didn't get.

[@aspenwashere]

i have never read something so true in a youtube comment section

[@flwer4199]

@@BobAndTheKidz you didn’t really need to bring that up

[@BobAndTheKidz]

@@flwer4199 Yes my apologies, that comment was in very poor taste, I will remove it best regards, Jennifer.

[@tenbutts]

For fries and chips you have to choose but I question your sandwich assembly if you only have 1 prefect bite to line up. There should be at few perfect ratio bites that can be lined up with a few prep bites throughout a sandwhich

[@rawr1131]

Just a reminder for anyone who is under 25 and especially those who are 18-20/21, in most places you are legally an adult at 18 however late adolescence is generally defined to include ages 18-20/21 (or older depending on the source). Most people are not developmentally adults until around the mid-twenties so it’s okay to not feel like an adult in your late teens or early twenties (because technically you’re still not one in terms of development). Additionally, college has definitely postponed our society’s expectations of when people become adults. In college you might be told you’re an adult, because people want you to learn, but you’re really still in a stage of exploration and that’s okay.

[@MaTcHuMeN]

Never knew other people do the “Perfect Bite”

[@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115]

™

[@henrycrafts]

Same

[@snobsy2877]

Remember. Copyright

[@RyanIsOnYT]

*Perfect Bite ™️

[@crummycreations4136]

I also do that but I start with the worst bites and work my way up

[@augustusxoxo]

Odd1Out:*makes video about Jaiden* Jaiden:*plagarizes video*

[@simpleybread]

Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CUTE

[@floopusdoopus]

BlockyGamer 23 jaiden: it’s free real estate

[@mopbuckets4734]

*it's free real estate.*

[@liemstar2939]

*plagiarise*

[@M2Gaming-jx8ni]

NO