Stupid Lies I Believed for Way Too Long

I was a gullible child, don't give me that look.
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And this tells me you read the description, which means you respect what I have to say! Thank you :D You get an acid spitting grasshopper to defend yourself from predators (the drug kind euheuheueh)

[Genshin Simp]

Jaiden “we had no idea what was coming” i think she knows the future

[Weird core Radish]

Jaiden is a fortune teller!!

[random gaming]

Oh how nieve we were

[Jess Hurst]

SHE IS A TIMERAVELER

[pxumpkin]

That opted me and now I’m a dead angel commenting on a yt video

[𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊⁰ᶠⁱᶜᶜⁱᵃˡ]

WELL HELLO THERE, MY DEAR FRIEND 😗 ITS BEEN 5 YEARS)

[Timmaadema]

"We had no idea what we had coming." Jaiden, 2017 Yeah, this has aged well 😅

[Pasta Deadman]

I like how everyone's talking about covid and completely ignoring the fact that Jaiden uploaded her face reveal 3 months after this video was

[Java Cake]

Yep

[CrazyDragonGirl]

really tho!!!! '0.0

[Christian Berry]

2023 is soon

[ughriley-!]

@PaNGamerLingthep Limbu Almost 2023

[Moonbeam]

When I was a child, I believed that "The Neverending Story" was actually never-ending, and if I started it I would be trapped, unable to do anything else until I reached an ending that would never come. It was actually pretty scary to me.

[catluvr2]

Same here

[Orange Beagle]

That movie was scary to me to begin with, even without the fear of it never ending. The quicksand and the laser beaming? statues scared me.

[Greywolf757]

"This is the song that never ends..."

[Niki Carrie]

Astral project

[Dahlilah Anderson]

Same

[Linda Buckley]

i love rewatching everything she posts, its just calming when i cant sleep at night, listening to her makes my paranoia go down

[Missouri Ballz]

i like jaden she is kind :D

[Hendrix Soliveres]

@Spicy Iced Coffee I think hes trying to be nice

[Spicy Iced Coffee]

@YourBoi self advertisment smh

[YourBoi]

Bro are you okay? Do you need a therapist im one! But one in the netherlands

[Raychel Frisenda]

Jaiden......you've unrepressed a memory for me!! I also confused AIDS for a different condition when I was younger. I don't actually remember doing this, but my childhood friends told me about it. When I was a kid I tried to explain to my classmates that I had ADHD and if I forgot to take my medication, I would act noticeably different at school, but ALLEGEDLY instead of telling everyone I had ADHD, I told them I had AIDS bc both acronym's started with an A and I guess I got confused. Apparently one of the staff at school even called my parents to ask if I actually had AIDS, which was, I presume a very confusing phone call. So yeah don't feel too embarrassed about confusing Tetanus with AIDS bc at least you didn't go around telling everyone you had AIDS as a child LOL

[Coolguy]

Oof

[Someone40]

You all are over their confusing names while I used to that there was cancer and anything else was just being sick... Well my family did once make me think that you could get pneumonia in your bum hole!! I got pneumonia once and asked my doctor "So where is the fluid exactly??" as a less obvious way of asking if the fluid was in my bum hole!

[Memelord Review]

Sadly, I too have mistaken aids with tetanus

[applespotty 223]

i had a similar mix up as a child. i had really bad allergies growing up (they're way more manageable now) and at the time i was taking claritin for them. around the same time my dad was taking chantix to try to quit smoking, andddd you can see where this is going. for a while whenever someone asked me "are you on any medications" i would happily say "yes, chantix!"

[CatLover]

When I was young, I was convinced that there was only one beach. I mean, when you think about it it makes sense, I live in the Midwest and had never gone to anything you could even consider a beach, and when people talked about it it was only “the beach,” never “a beach” implying one massive beach. This also led me to think that the world was one big continent with a beach along one side. I don’t know about the other sides, I never talked about this so I never thought too hard about it.

[jhgvjhgd bvedscqz]

Young like which age for you both ?

[mdsatan]

I kind of had a similar thing but in a different way. I grew up on an island and as a (really young) child I assumed the world was this island and the port town on the mainland that the ferry connects to.

[White Rabbit]

And now I can confidently say after 4 years, looking back on this video, we had no idea what we had coming

[{Minty_kitty}]

@Jess Hurst The✨FuTUrE✨

[Jess Hurst]

I'm from the FuTuRe

[yourdaily_art!]

5years👍

[{Minty_kitty}]

Coming after 6 years over here and yes, I can agree, we had no idea what was coming😂

[Mariana S. Fernandez]

We were minding our buisness Damn

[Devin Bacon]

One of the worst things I believed (and found out in a very embarrassing way) was that I thought 'wet dreams' were just another way of saying 'wetting the bed'. I used to wet the bed quite a lot, sadly. And I found out that 'wet dreams' weren't wetting the bed when I heard my Mom and sister mention the term while we were in the car getting food from a drive-thru, and I said "I remember when I used to have wet dreams.", and the 2 of them erupted in laughter. I instantly knew then that the term meant something different than what I thought. They explained it to me while still laughing, and I wished I could die then and there. To make matters worse, I was maybe around 15 or 16 years old.

[PaperStraws Animations]

That last sentence har my dying, I'm sorry 😂

[Feidhlim Byrne]

Wow bruh that was so embarrassing for u when I read it I felt embarrassed for u!

[Abraham 2]

When I was in school, I thought "b*tch" was just another word word for "idiot" (I think I confused it with "bum"). Thank God I never used it against someone until a class mate told me.

[Pineapple_Smoothie16]

OH GOD XD

[Isabel Guarderas]

Lmao! I thought the same thing when I was a kid and even a young teen.

[lace_gloves]

Okay, so stick with me here. When I was younger, I confused Presbyterians and pedestrians (my brother did too and parotted it to me) and then I confused those with an occupation. When my mom asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I said with total confidence “I want to be a presbyterian” and when she asked why I replied “because they’re nice people with no jobs”. That detail was because I thought that pedestrians solely existed to cross the street and wave at people and their dogs.

[Pineapple_Smoothie16]

XD

[MalevolentSnow]

Presbyterian and peskaterian

[Tommy Rottn]

As a Presbyterian, I can confirm I am a nice perso with no job.

[Nitta Yoshifumi]

ngl, thats kinda cute

[・[_Flipsin_the_raccoon_]・]

Jaiden... I cannot believe that this was made in 2017 and I'm so proud of how well on how you have been editing and making animations! "We had no idea what was coming" I will always watch your videos and they will always make me smile :]

[DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

Someone: (gets cut with a rusty shovel) Jaiden: "Careful! You could get AIDS!" Thank goodness she drank the Wisdom Juice in Japan a few years afterward. Edit: Wow! Over 1,000 likes in roughly a year by now? Not that I'm begging for likes or anything (I understand that's completely shameless), but thanks anyway!

[Gogetris edits]

@Lazarito Blanco you will learn when you get older

[EndiecatzYT]

Yep

[Król Kot Pog #AntiJamesTurros]

also some jaiden's video: "Dating thing's i shouldn't"

[jinxiu zhang]

lol

[Lazarito Blanco]

What are aids?

[Charlie K]

When I was a kid, I got the words prodigy and prostitute confused. I once told somebody that Mozart was a child prostitute!

[aish.]

💀

[steve]

@ClaireBear Blondie i also love prodigy the game

[Simion Leva]

@Puppy Pals Do you have a sense of humor?

[Rex fan]

HELP??? NO???? HELLO???

[DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

@Charlie K I have died while reading this and I have posted this comment from Comedy Heaven.

[Starscream cupine]

Me: *cuts myself with a rusty shovel* jaiden: “CARFULL! YOU COULD GET TETRIS!!!!* me: “oh yay a free video game”

[Creepercraft YT]

@Dadood Tetris 99 is my favorite tetris game! (Yes, i like it more than TE:C [Tetris Effect: Connected])

[Creepercraft YT]

@Rycon Murphy samen't Im kinda good (i know how to t-spin and do perfect clears)

[Dadood]

@Stratonikis Porcia Nintendo switch exists i got it for free on that

[Stratonikis Porcia]

@Dadood No, that's $20 per year.

[I’mTheBestYassGirlQueen]

2022 viewers: We have faced the consequences of the universe and now our only wish is to happily watch Jaiden’s videos

[WinApps]

It has been 5 years, but this channel is still amazing

[AxoGamerlover]

Yes

[Lily Perschke]

YA!

[MFSTheLocalWeeb]

"We had no idea what was coming." Aged like wine.

[DestructoGabe8]

yep

[Tessa Deluen]

Jaiden, 2017: "We had no idea what we had coming." Everybody, 2020: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

[ComicX]

I was about to put that

[Carrie:p]

Hehe

[NO ONE WILL FIND MY ACCOUNT ANYMORE]

Hi 😂

[ᆞhypedᆞ]

Yes

[moved.]

Tofa Davidson same

[geb, lord of chaos]

Fun fact: there is an actual syndrome called Tetris, its when your passion for something is so big, that it affects the way your brain thinks, its called Tetris because the first "apparition" was on a child, that, liked Tetris so much, that ended up always thinking about how things IRL would fit together like puzzle pieces, the parents quickly noticed and BAM! New syndrome.

[Creepercraft YT]

Its called "Tetris effect", not just Tetris

[RCElite123]

Sometimes when I’m on a balcony I feel like ender pearling off of the edge and it’s the funniest shit to me

[Idran]

@🐜ant on the internet me too

[Perpetual Burn]

I don't think that's an illness aka syndrome xD It's normal daily life, like when you learn something after hours of lessons and apply it somewhere else.

[Dylan the bi guy]

Ooooooooh...........interesting :3

[•May•]

I was a sugar addict as a kid (still am), and my grandmother was... the opposite, basically. She would constantly tell me that sugar was poison, and I believed her, but continued eating it in unholy amounts anyways.

[Tessa Steele]

I’m happy that Jadien is making people with glasses happy because I have glasses and they’re pretty tough to deal with I’ve had them ever since I was 5 or 4 I had them most of my life and I love them so thanks Jadien

[bradley brown]

As someone who was born blind, I love your channel because I can always understand what’s going on because you talk so much! :-)

[Jay]

Good for you!

[Pineapple_Smoothie16]

That's really cool! I find it fascinating how blind people would use the internet because if you were born blind how would you know the letters on a keyboard if you've never seen them and how would you be able to know where to click on the screen! It's really fascinating to me, and I was wondering how you do day to day life things! I think that blind people are so cool and awesome, and I hope that you have a great day!

[Sarah Stanley]

Her art style has changed so much looking back at this 6 years later Is so surprising

[Jason YT]

Jaiden was almost right about the “we had no idea what we had coming”… If it was 3 years

[David Stark]

b nvvvvv

[ZORA!!]

4 years ago now

[foxforfoxes]

r/agedlikemilk

[gustav rochester]

well yes, but actually yes

[Ace 13]

try 5 years x.x

[Aqita]

this is by far one of my favorite art styles she has every had! Although she has come so far in her animation and art skills!

[Maple38]

3:34 I want to point out, it is sorta true, but not exactly that. I talked to a family member who is a very reputable doctor, and according to them, eyes naturally are meant to focus on stuff farther away so while it won't make you blind, if you spend a really large amount of time (like, A LOT) looking at stuff within 6 feet it will tire your eyes which results in needed glasses sooner. This is why eye doctors (sorry forgot the word) made the 20-20-20 rule, which states that every 20 minutes of looking at a screen, look at something 20 feet away for 20 seconds. Sadly it's a bit too true because I spent most of my time during quarantine (like 10 hours a day at least, almost every day) at my desk staring at a screen. And now there's a good chance I have to get glasses soon. EDIT: Read the last sentence before reading edit, because it came true and I have glasses now (but only for seeing farther away stuff)

[Maple38]

@Owen Toad for extended periods of time it will.

[Owen Toad]

Staring at a close screen causes eyestrain, which can cause headaches and is unpleasant and painful, but it won't cause permanent damage.

[Lizzy Red]

I believe the rule really came from the fact old TV were semi radioactive? But modern day TV's and screens are a lot safer and its fine if you sit close, but know it strains your eyes. If you grew up with 20/20 (most people actually have 18-19/20 vision, but it's close enough so 20/20 :p) and now are getting glasses, most likely genetics and or a disease (i forgot what it's called, but I do have it, and it essentially eats away your eyesight) Someone fact check me, but I think this is the reason, not 100% sure.

[Harkz0r]

Honestly I think there is some truth in this. Based on my memories I had myopia even as a child (though I didn't get glasses until I was in my teens and tried on my father's pair, leading me to want to get my eyes properly tested - I didn't want to give kids at school yet another reason to pick on me), but since wearing glasses habitually and spending increasingly less time outside the older I've become, my distance vision has deteriorated more quickly than I would have expected to have naturally occurred over time. If I minimised my near-work, wore glasses less often and exposed myself to large distances constantly, it's maybe possible I could reverse some of this, but that isn't really an option for me right now.

[Arlo_Slater]

You can have bad eyesight without TV affecting, I’d say this was a mild coincidence.

[Maxdostuff]

2:57 It's been 5 years, and this scene still makes me laugh 🤣🤣

[dont know a good name so just gunna do this]

"We had no idea what we had coming" I think jaiden is a timetraveler

[SnowFester]

It’s been 5 years and I still watch these videos like they just came out

[Lucario G7]

funny thing this was in my recommended list now this one of my favorite channels i love it

[Simion Leva]

@Jaiden Animations Everyone is on

[simple potato]

@Jaiden Animations welcome aboard

[Fasya 77]

@Jaiden Animations if i reply to you, will i be in your notifications?

[Laura Taylor]

Same

[cecilyxvi]

Lucario G7 same here XD

[Bugseph Bunnin]

"we had no idea what was coming" Yes. Literally and undoubltedly yes. Each year it passes that phrase is even more apocaliptically true.

[Harkz0r]

I remember I was gullible and imaginative, but not stupid exactly. For some reason, in junior school, my classmates had come to believe that 'paint cleaned soap'. So when we went to the toilets to rinse out our brushes and palettes, there was an uncomfortably large number of children that would paint the soap in different colours as they were rinsing it. I remember feeling like the only sane person in the room, like... it didn't make sense, and they couldn't explain it to me, so I just didn't do it. Another thing I vaguely remember a teacher tried to tell us was that we shouldn't touch our heads because there's a hole at the top of your head, and it could damage you or kill you or something. After some research it's maybe the case that infants have a soft skull or the bones aren't fully fused yet, but to this day I have no clue why they would tell us such a thing. I recall being confused when my grandparents told me "rice sticks to your ribs", I must have been about 4 or 5 or so. I've always interpreted things very literally, but at that point I already had a basic concept of anatomy, so I tried thinking about how or why rice stuck to your bones and was very confused. Then when I learned about the bloodstream I was even more lost. Maybe it's just a figure of speech or something. What was another one... oh yeah, apparently cat feces can make you blind if you touch it. Actually I don't know if there's any kind of kernel of truth in there, it's such an absurd thing to do in the first place unless you're cleaning up after a pet. Kinda wild to me that so many people actively wanted glasses though. I was shortsighted even as a child, but was terrified of having to have glasses as it would be just one more thing making me fit the stereotypical image of a nerdy kid, and I was already bullied enough. Though that changed when I was 16 and I tried on my father's pair for a laugh. I felt like the world had suddenly changed from 480p into 4k. In that instant I knew I wanted a pair of my own and damn the consequences.

[Azura Racon]

I think the myth about sitting too close to TV's being bad for the eyes came from A: CRTs do actually give off X-Rays slightly above background levels (But well within safe limits) and B: CRTs are big, EXTREMELY front-heavy glass tubes and could easily injure children in front of them if they fell over. There were even news stories and stuff I remember from the early 2000's warning people not to put them on top of dressers (Or anything too much taller than it was deep) because of how greatly they reduced the degrees of tilt needed to tip the whole setup over and potentially hurt someone

[Pooshie160]

Glasses are kinda a hassle sometimes, but when you first experience going from blurry eye sight to the magic of those lenses, it has an indescribable feeling. I like not being blind 😂. So yeah, sometimes my hair gets caught in them and they get stuck behind my ears but I still describe them as magic!

[Jay]

You get it!😫 Also the first few days you'll feel uncomfortable pressure on your nose but after that it disappears

[Goofy]

Yes just yes

[crack3rjack]

we had no idea what was coming, except watching this video every year bc i am obsessed

[RavneMagne]

Person: * cuts themselves on a rusty shovel * Jaiden: Careful, you could get Tetris. Person: * Morphs into a Tetris shape while the themesong plays from nowhere *

[Alessus Senna e co]

Finally someone with my same idea Ok maybe not also the tf part

[rosa lagunas]

.

[Cat Valentine]

Heck lol

[Your basic every day strange person]

*this made my day* *lol I died* **wheezes from laughing**

[Gloria Gomez]

James: YES! SOMEONE GIVE ME A RUSTY SHOVEL

[Generic Goon]

If you sit in front of the TV, everyday for like 10+ hours without looking at something distant for at least a few seconds once an hour, it can damage your eyes. Not as in make you blind or anything but you do start to have shorter vision. It does require a LOT of hours though so don't worry. Plus you can just fix your eyes if you exercise them by trying to focus on distant objects.

[Me OuO pc]

yes that is actually true, i had to get glasses cuz of that lol, i got them 5 times! i didn't get them 5 times cuz my vision got worse OwO , its cuz they broke, 5 times -w- lol but i do think my vision is actually getting worse u_u very slowly tho -w- if u wanna know how they broke which u probably don't 1 broke cuz i accidentally sat on 1, idk about 2 and 3, and the last 2, well, idk it happen randomly i think 1 broke when i was just chilling on my bed and took off my glasses to clean them cuz they got blurry but when i took them off it broke, and the second, well, u wont believe me when i say this but that one broke i think 3 days ago or maybe 2, idk how, i was just sitting watching matpats/gtlive's old video's and then i notice that there was something above my glasses i thought it was a hair on it, idgaf at first but then it got annoying so i tried moving it to the left but when i did i didn't a feel a hair, i took off my glasses and it was somehow broken, idk y, meh -_-

[Jake J]

So like coding for 12 hours a day? ...asking for a friend

[Megan Soter]

"we had no idea what we had coming" holy wow she was unbelievably correct

[Jake serem]

watching this again and it reminds me of when i was very young, i thought AW root beer was called alcohol. my parents would constantly correct me but i didn't stop until after 2nd grade i think.

[Yogurt and bananas]

2017 jaiden: "we had idea what we had coming." 2020 literally everyone: "WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WE HAD COMING-"

[Yogurt and bananas]

For the people saying '2021?' im saying 2020 cause thats when the pandemic started so :)

[Faraz Alam]

2021?

[Pinappleq]

What about 2021-

[Kixxy._.]

Ahem o-o ima guess corona and a random pandemic meh I guess my personal one was.... idk my life isant interesting

[Chase Berry]

Hmm

[drowning_icarus]

I guess the AIDS/tetanus thing is pretty common because I definetly have memories from primary school of pretty much every kid doing the same thing. No teacher ever corrected it so we all just thought it was just a different name for it??

[GhostTrae]

I can relate to Jaiden’s glasses phase. I also wanted glasses when younger. I actually stole my grandpa’s glasses when I was younger, then when we had to find them I pretended to find them. I was stupid

[CatCat]

I kinda had a similar situation to the "grasshopper acid" one. One time in 1st grade, my friend said "there's a ladybug on your shoulder! " and I was happy so I looked and I saw a orange one. My friend said "OH NO I THINK THAT'S POISONOUS AHH GET IT OFF" and I believed it 💀

[Daruma Kunto]

I grew up with that TV myth. I just got bad eye sight from both parents lol I also grew up with the 'if you get a head concession and you sleep before it's healed, you'll go into a coma and/or die". As a adult a month ago I was busy doing stuff in the couch (can't say what) and was banging my head over and over again against this wooden part of the couch. It didn't hurt at first but the next day it was very sore and me and my husband conclude I had a head concession because of how the injury was. It scared us cause I slept before realizing it but then I did research cause I wanted to know how long it was till a head concession healed and found out scientists claim there was no proof that head concessions will make you go into a coma or die. They actually recommend you get some rest. That was the best relief I've ever had. Also screw rolling eyes into the back of your head. Never tried, and I refuse to even do it lol

[Dragon_master93]

We had no idea what was coming, this aged like a fine wine

[Ethan]

“We has no idea what we had coming” It’s like jaiden is a time traveling individual that goes to the future and returns to warns us about the future.....but we didn’t listen.

[Aryan Jain]

Corona

[amuplay]

Had* :)

[Potato God]

corona

[Paridhi Saraf]

I used to think, "friends with benefits" just meant that you were friends with someone only for your benefit. I actually said that to my friend one while explaining something, and she was like, "wait, where did you hear that? do you know what it means?" and then my poor innocent self got to know the meaning. Haha.

[Lily Murfitt]

I want to thank my friend Sigrid in 2nd grade, she helped me grow out of my naive mentality by telling me she had invisible wings. And she told me a lot of other lies too, like she was a princess. She moved across the country to DC a long time ago tho, but tbh I wasn’t sad since she ditched me for four square-

[RandomFandomCreator]

I relate so much on the glasses thing but... I kinda crossed the line in my scheme to get them. Ok so! Both my older sisters have glasses and so I wanted glasses too. So when I was like 8 or 9 I purposefully pretended that I had vision problems and after a week or two my mom and I went to go get an eye exam for me. But the day before the eye exam my dad told me "make sure to be completely honest with what you see when doing the eye exam or you might get the wrong prescription glasses and make your vision worse and your eyes will hurt" and I was just like... "wait WHAT?" So yeah I backed out when we went to the exam and dropped the whole my vision is bad thing and just was honest with the doctor and of course I didn't need glasses... I feel horrible about this now cuz my mom had to waste money for an eye exam for nothing and she still has no idea but one day i'll tell her.... maybe.

[DJ_KOEN]

Just get sunglasses Its Good for your eyes And it looks cool

[ryan zurafa]

I was too old believing everything tumblr told me. I learned from that time and now I’m extremely skeptical out of trust issues 😂😅

[37_c]

I love your videos keep up the great work!

[Nalyw]

“We had no idea what we had coming” hits DIFFERENT after 2020

[AquaFrost]

True

[T Shizzle Plays]

Exactly.

[RaynerMARIOZ BOI]

I was just thinking to comment this

[JoJo Narrates]

yh

[Ella x]

Ikr

[IShy 2]

"If you cross your eyes too much they'll get stuck like that" The face freeze myth is worse in my opinion

[Scovey]

Jaiden’s animation looked quite different back in 2017. What a year.

[Yes.]

Yup, she proved herself right 5 years later😭

[Myna]

It's unbelievable of how much her art style changed

[Katie KatDragon]

I actually remember also thinking that AIDS came from tetanus for some reason, luckily I learned the truth without having ever revealed the fact that I had that misconception.

[unknownAngela]

2017: “Don’t stand too close to the TV!!!” Now: VR headsets have entered the chat

[KoLd_Hearted]

So funny 😂😂 lol

[(insert name)]

Me: watching this in 2021

[ShadowWolves]

lol

[camila]

Waque LOL I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT LOLL

[Powahful GamePlayer]

@Brawl Stars You tried.

[Feardoushi Begum]

Her story telling is so awesome 👌

[PixieDust100]

I remember this one time when I was younger I rolled my eyes at my mom and she said to me: "If you keep rolling your eyes like that they'll roll right out of your head." She then proceeded to tell me a completely made up story about the one time that she was at her friends house and her friends sister rolled her eyes and they rolled out of her head and onto the floor. For YEARS of my life I was convinced that if I rolled my eyes to much they would fall out. Thanks mom.

[Alucard Santra Di deus]

The "We had no idea what was coming" keeps making more and more sense

[꧁ᴍᴀx ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴏᴋɪᴛ꧂]

I have a childhood story about the cross eyes thing of how they could get stuck, I don’t really remember what happened because it happened when I was like 4- but from what my grandparents told me,my eyes were stuck crossed and I had to get surgery to get them fixed- I don’t know what I did but all I know is that I can look two different ways on command(and sometimes on accident) and it’s a cool way to freak everyone out when they meet me,one eye will be looking at them and my other eye is just doing it own thing.Anyway,sooo ya it was traumatic, I don’t recommend it.(unless u need it don’t listen to me)

[CatPavlova]

As someone who’s glasses literally broke today, thank you! (My grandma shoved her earring where the screw should be, so they’re kind of fixed.)

[Sophie Evans]

I look better with glasses.... Because I can’t see myself in a mirror without them

[Kris]

Same

[daaeiis]

*I’m legally blind as well*

[enonymous 0.0]

Rimshot

[Hue Tran]

Me to i have glasses

[OverpricedGrapes]

Take a picture of your self without your glasses

[Luna the espeon]

I remember being told a somewhat similar lie to the aluminum foil is poison one, at least insofar as it involves poison and being told it so the listener won't do something. In this case, it was a doctor telling me the stitches in my head were poison, but only if I reached up to touch them. Or at least, I think that was what was said, but it does make sense in a "prevent the child from hurting themselves" kind of way.

[Starfox Smash]

As someone who wears glasses, it's not as bad as you may think. Been wearing glasses for my entire life. Even without them my eyesight isn't that bad.

[Icedfile]

It’s been five years and this is still a masterpiece

[Nikki]

At my summer camp, the camp director was bald, and he told all the counselors that he was the logo of Ike's sandwiches and I believed that lie for 6 years. My mom was one of the counselors, so she never verified that it was a joke so when I told her about it years later, she started to laugh at me :')

[O Y F U M]

My first ever Jaiden video I have ever watched. Actually, the first animation story time esque type video I have ever watched.

[DarkLord Love]

2017 Jaiden: “we have no idea what’s coming” 2020: it hits different now!

[Peter B]

Jenna Tolls, STOP HATING PLEASE! :( It's overused I know but it's quite rude

[Anime_kawaii120 Bnha]

I feel the same

[Just_A_Genshin_User]

Rbix Playz what do u mean he said jaiden

[Bryce]

Someone with contacts and glasses here. Yes you have it amazing. I’m pretty jealous. That being said you didn’t say “I can’t imagine” or “are you a cripple” and instead gave a shout out. Sadly the most positive thing anyone has ever said about my vision. Also the “we had no idea what was coming part” was absolutely right.

[Glimare]

You probably confused the two because AIDS was beginning to be known for being on abandoned needles druggies used and left lying around beaches and parks. So a barefoot child would sometimes run around and get a cut on some unknown item and parents had to take them to the emergency room to be tested for AIDS while hoping they'd only get a tetanus shot. I kinda remember that scare when I was a kid and a few Foxtrot comics that kinda covered it. So there! you have an answer!

[StarrVermin]

When I was in about 2nd grade I forgot the words for first aid kit and called it a first anniversary kit, which continued for about a year because no one wanted to correct me. I also never understood any metaphors and would combine and confuse them for one another which turned out to be part of the autism. I thought all teachers had to be women for a long time because in my little southern town I had never met a male teacher until grade 5. I didn't think romantic love was a thing and it was all just a play up of affection for tv and that couples were only together to help do chores and sometimes raise kids. That turned out to be aromantism. I thought everyone always had a constant stream of sound in their head, and that if it was silent outside of their head they would hear ringing. I thought everyone could hear lights and sockets buzzing gently or hated the feeling of the seam in clothes.

[Gabriel]

I feel like a huge amount of kids atleast had one phase where they wanted to look like a typical nerd. I remember reading in the dark and punch my teeth in order to get glasses and braces.

[Nikol Dzhurelova]

When I was a kid I saw a TV show that explained the story of that bulgarian spy who was killed with a poison masked as an umbrella. I remembered it and when I went to school the next day I told some girls from my class that if they ever touch the top of ANY umbrella they'll die after 2 days or something. The worst part is that they somehow believed me🤣

[Aayush Gupta]

I love when she say things while laughing.

[Demon Wolf Lov 45]

2017 Jaiden: "We can all look back and say we didn't know what we had coming" 2020 - 2022 Jaiden: "Wow, I couldn't have been more right!"

[Eclairne]

i love how normal you make me feel

[Solstice18]

I used to think if you touched anything made by humans left on the ground (disposable cups, used cigarettes, pieces of plastic or Styrofoam from packaged, etc) you would automatically get aids unless you washed your hands immediately after. I think one of my friends told me their big brother told them. I remember freaking out almost crying while scrubbing my hands clean, when I picked up a broken water bottle and remembering this "fact"

[Starfox Smash]

Jaiden: "I had too much trust for my own good." Same here, Jaiden. (Though not as bad.)

[mei]

“We had no idea what we had coming.” Corona: *Yeah, you didn’t.*

[Sky_Light]

That’s funny what you said

[Sky_Light]

*cough* corona virus 🦠

[oni0n sandwich]

Yeah

[Procrastinating cartoons TM]

I thought there would be a corona comment and there was a corona comment

[c1nn4m0r0ll]

Ye exactly

[Shezan Karim]

I've been Watching some of your stories and they are really entertaining and relatable so you deserve a new sub

[Blzx]

This aged so well

[Cody Jacobs]

I know this was posted a long time ago, but fun fact. The whole television eye thing is actually a problem from single point fixation. Your eyes could get damaged from focusing on a single point for too long which is why you see people that read a lot of books with glasses all the time.

[AmazonDrawz]

I swear Jaiden predicted the future

[Landon Galan]

We can look at this back in five years and say we had no idea what we had coming

[Colin Stueber]

3 years from that video: “We really had no idea”

[twigmoon]

Yup its the end of the world now

[Mikko]

And we had no idear what Covid-19 is

[Anna Abrego]

Rylee Knaub don’t forget the coronavirus

[Jam]

uh huh

[YourLocalLiz]

I remember this one time when I was 4 - 5 years old, I had this weird thought inside of a weird dream. For SOME reason I believed that every word we said in this universe was part of somebody's very very very very very long name. Yeah. I was very dumb back then.

[Ezechiel Fara]

This intro aged so well

[T0talMess]

Just wanted to say how calming your voice is

[Lollipop Chan]

This reminds me when I was a kid, I always hold my pee and wet my pants/mattress and one day when my mom and I watched an alien movie where a lady got an octopus like creature in her stomach then my mom said "This is what happens if you hold your pee" and I was traumatized. But now, when I remembered back to this childhood memory, it's kinda silly.

[J4L5Z‼️]

I really hope she gets some smarter friends someday

[Sad Snorlax]

1997-early 2000: sitting to close to the tv will damage your eyes 2019: VR

[tot]

Thats very funny lol

[Shadow Marshall]

VR is just a tv but close to your head and small

[Super Tian]

True

[•Noah_ Lux•]

I have a vr my dad spends a lot in and guess what? HE TELLS ME NOT TO GET TOO CLOSE!!! also ima tell him right now

[Artur Kramer]

I got glasses and it great because it could be a macafaing glass.

[All Like Was]

“Grasshoppers spit acid in your shoes” I lost it at this one, great video so far

[Krazy Kira]

I think everyone went through a time when they wanted glasses if they didn't already have some.

[Sadly_Simping]

I love how everyone thought the world was so pure when they were young, and yet I figured out how shitty the world was at 6 years old-

[Monkey Pie]

Half of these lies are just things I thought as a kid for some reason, that I told my brother... who just spread the rumors even further

[TDiamonds23 Ice]

I remember being told that if I smashed a rock, little bugs that someone called beastists would fly into my eye and sting me, I also remembered a myth about camels having water in their humps

[LFDYT_]

Jaiden: "In 1 year we can look at this and be like, we had no idea we saw this coming." Me in 2020: ohhh

[Aubree Ellis]

@lotus Exactly 2017 was last year

[Shitlord Flytrap]

@lotus thank you, Captain Obvious!

[lotus]

This was made in 2017

[Your friendly local hit man]

Just shapes & beats 2019 P13

[Carmel_Cow]

Pretty much all of us wanted glasses at some point lol 😂

[Deathrunner]

This aged perfectly