Jessica Simpson's Weird Legally Blonde Rip-Off

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Why on earth was this movie made? Why did Jessica Simpson agree? Why was it legally blonde's weird cousin? Why isn't anyone talking about this? I need answers.
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[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Gize. I love you. I said in my “leaving the beauty community” video that I still loved to play with makeup, just not doing it for a living. Clients, weddings, constant reviews and tutorials, I just didn’t want to be surrounded by it any more. I also said in that video that I wasn’t sure about this series - NOT that I was quitting it. I actually said I loved this series with my whole heart! Just needed a break from the makeup part. The intro was used because it’s the Makeup and Movies intro! Don’t sweat it! ♥️♥️

[@carriesullivan8996]

The red headed lady in the marina group is Penny Marshall....aka Laverne (and Shirley). Also very accomplished director.

[@trinabarrett2355]

Did you know that Penny Marshall is the woman in the boardroom? How did she end up in this film??

[@carriesullivan8996]

Guess I commented too early!! Lol

[@trinabarrett2355]

@@carriesullivan8996 Oops, I guess I should have read more comments before commenting myself. 😅

[@carriesullivan8996]

@@trinabarrett2355 see above...lol

[@realafah]

Fun fact: Legally Blonde was a book written by a law student (had to correct myself there) who based it off her experiences as a blonde, who liked being fashionable and such in going through law school, like Elle. It just makes the inspiring message to woman mean that much more.

[@AccidentallyOnPurpose]

I hope the is more legally accurate than the movie.

[@realafah]

@@AccidentallyOnPurpose maybe? It was meant for fun and everyone to enjoy, so I can forgive if they made the more legal practice and wording more understandable for a broader audience. It can be done in a more realistic way, but not everyone can do that. I would check out the Tim heidecker murder trial for a good example. It’s really accurate to a real court case, as well as funny.

[@origamipein18]

😄

[@melanieanne5285]

Yes! ❤

[@jogighopa]

So I read about it in the past and the author of that book isn't a lawyer - she just studied law, but never practiced and never even got a degree needed to practice, so your comment is a bit inaccurate.

[@daniellemhall1358]

I'm not gonna lie I laughed at the "We thought Tyrone was dead" joke.

[@batgirl1415]

That was legitimately funny!

[@riverotters]

Her delivery was great.

[@natalieciocca2186]

Me too 😂

[@berneice8924]

I cried laughing

[@amandaredd3057]

me too 🤣

[@briad.6634]

My vote is for a series on the Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen movie franchise, I feel like that is a gold mine for your movie reviewing humor! 😂

[@emilybrooke9543]

Oh my god yes. She needs to start with Cow Bells. 😂😂

[@thisisavivistanaccount7866]

@@emilybrooke9543 cow belles isn’t Mary Kate and Ashley tho. That’s a Disney movie from the singing duo/band Aly and AJ

[@flyleelee5351]

It Takes Two, too!

[@stepahead5944]

Yes please!!!

[@profoundcake]

YES

[@Sedow1231]

The fact that you husband plays the skits with you are top tier team work

[@katelynbrown98]

I love them. They're so cute together.

[@elizabethtangora4353]

“Did you forget how to drive to the grocery store during quarantine?” “WHAT DO I DO?!” 🤣 love your sponsor sketches

[@sfr2107]

*Dooooo?

[@HeyTripleJ]

I love this so much

[@sofiabriones9221]

I know right? It was so freaking hilarious!

[@TrinaPorter]

Omg yes!!! Also LOVE her in the movie cameos. Lmao 😂

[@HannahTheHorrible]

that was THE best sponsorship i have ever seen

[@OzmaOfOzz]

My favorite ones are the ones where Tammy makes an appearance 😂

[@alexuhh09]

I absolutely agree!!

[@CiaoColeG]

This was excellent, but Jaime has soooo many good ones 😁

[@ElveeKaye]

Hers are the only the ones I actually watch!

[@gm8055]

It had me dying of laughter.

[@laurenm3148]

"We thought he was dead" omg amazing line and delivery from that actress

[@aarond53]

I love how you defended Jessica Simpson. She is so talented, and doesn't pretend to be something she's not. We all had fun being a-holes and making fun of her ditzy comments back in the day, and she just brushed it off like, "yeah, I said those things. Whatever. I sing. And other stuff." She is as awesome as Jaime.

[@jillianbaer5217]

Absolutely AGREE! Jaime is HILARIOUS, a great singer & actor! She's got it all!🤩

[@christinacampbell5952]

I like Jessica, too. She's not afraid to have fun and just be herself.

[@lmnlstes]

I had a lot of respect for her after reading her memoir. Very vulnerable.

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Nick Lachey was just too uptight and couldn't appreciate her goofiness

[@sarabamanda]

I keep remembering “Deboraaaah!!!!” at the most inopportune moments and I cannot stop laughing hysterically every time!

[@alyssaapoc]

LMFAO CUZ SAME

[@supercyc10]

The “main protag girl falling” montage is always a highlight of the videos for me

[@MsIngster]

I'm here for it

[@thefaceofinsecurity]

“DEBORAH” took me tf out, I cannot stop laughing

[@AVB512]

Same 💀

[@ItIsAmandaaa]

Sammeeee lol!

[@BritBelle89]

I love how she pointed out how much they freaked the f out hahahaha it’s so much

[@brittany1049]

OMG Jaime’s favorite priest is my great uncle John! He’s since passed away, but we all loved him in this role. He was basically just like that irl- a really fun, loving guy.

[@srahshep4584]

Sorry for your loss 😢 But at least he was an amazing and awesome person while he was still around 🎉 I'm sure he touched many lives in a positive way in real life and on screen 😊

[@sluttymctits4496]

Aww I love this! Just from the clips Jaime showed, he seems like such a fun, sweet guy, and such kind eyes! So nice to hear he was like that in real life. It's sad he's no longer around, but I'm sure your family had an absolute blast around him and have so many good memories.✌️

[@baconlovinbarbie3314]

Don't ever stop doing the fall compilation. I don't care how long it gets .I'm invested and I'm here for it haha

[@JoyfulNoiseLearning]

I’m here for it as well

[@MsIngster]

I am totally here for the winner of the female protagonist clumsy fall competition! 🥰

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Hahaha watch it be 6 minutes long by next year

[@problematique9389]

Me toooooooooahoooo

[@terrijane5287]

@@jaimefrenchofficial let's hope 🙏🏾 🤣

[@speedybean9570]

I love when she inserts herself into movies😂

[@gurlbccanada8329]

Me too,hahahaha

[@kookieistaesbabybunny]

Same though 😂

[@baileyboo9751]

It's so clever🤣🤣

[@Marrknightt]

So why do we never talk about how talented Jaime is as a vocalist like actually. It’s in so many of her videos and I never see comments about it what gives.

[@kelleyrose2029]

She has posted A few songs and I listen to them on loop. If she made an album I'd buy it 100%

[@maryperry6573]

Her voice is CRAZY good

[@sarahcopeland8187]

Exactly!!!

[@bubblesbubbles3415]

People jealous. I LOVE her singing voice

[@kristentrep5038]

I’m waiting for her to get a contract when someone discovers her outro song!

[@un-nichedtayloredliving]

Can we add how at Ben and Katie's first meeting, Ben was wearing a hard hat and uniform giving the impression that he was part of the construction crew, and then at the end FORGOT there was construction there. Am I the only one who noticed this?

[@zasiadavis]

You’re the ONLY KZbinr that makes the BEST promo/sponsored vids😂😂😂 I watch them every single time😂

[@jaeves007]

Micarah Tewers does a pretty great job as well.

[@catbeehendricks]

I'm dying over her hello fresh ad 😂😂😂😂😂 amazing. 10 out of 10. Would definitely recommend.

[@tarainle127]

So true!!

[@amandagfuller]

If her entire channel was nothing but sponsored adds I would still be subscribed. They get better and better every time.

[@Madsassy]

Yessss

[@crystalpolice]

I love the Michael Jordan "Stop it" clip that's always included. Literally makes me laugh out loud. Please always include this! 😁

[@skibbitypapp]

My husband said that your singing is absolutely phenomenal, then said “Does she have any music out? I would literally download that little song from the end, simply because her voice is so beautiful."

[@stephaniesands119]

Show him her video of 1 girl 13 voices!

[@assassina3232]

I downloaded the video, extracted the audio and cut it just to have that amazing song

[@leelee88088]

I agree her voice is beautiful!!💕

[@iiC3QUEENxx]

Jaime Your green screen is actually one of the best I have ever seen. Not exaggerating. You can tell how much better you have gotten over time. 🥰

[@TaylorRaine]

Come for the movies- stay for the ads 😂

[@vanesa9657]

😂

[@starshineOnme]

She is LITERALLY the only content creator that I truly enjoy the ads.

[@jane_wants_to_feel]

not even just the sponsorships, the way she does mid rolls is so considerate! i don't have to worry about an ad interrupting her sentence

[@samm.652]

My favorite part of the whole series is when Jaime and her husband put themselves in the movie

[@TheEllaTB]

😂😂😂

[@jaydahome-teillarddeyry6200]

I love Luke Wilson and I feel kind of betrayed on Elle Wood’s part that he was in this movie.

[@taylorjade6918]

Same though!

[@erinknowles8431]

Exactly!

[@AngelavengerL]

totally same

[@brandiphillips5775]

Dude is just trying to load up his bank account so he can retire comfortably.

[@henrique5231]

I just thought he does not look like he could be Larry Miller's son! That "thanks dad" moment was so strange... Larry is almost 20 years older than Luke but his in very good shape, besides Luke looking older. They look like they're two middle-aged men, only 10 years apart, at least in this movie.

[@Natalie-tv1ix]

The toothbrush thing in this movie is hilariously ironic. I remember watching the Nick & Jess reality show (what was it called??) & there are 3 Jess things that I'll never forget: 1) the confusion over 'chicken of the sea' 2) the confusion over buffalo wings, 3) her complaining to Nick when he tells her to brush her teeth because she hasn't brushed or flossed in a week, and she wails "But I hate brushing my teeth! It makes them feel all slimey!!" Yes, Jess. That's called having clean teeth...🙄

[@eh1126]

A lot of people give Nick 💩 for how he acted during the show but that man had the patience of a SAINT lol

[@Valathia]

OMG how does she have nice white teeth ? Money really does fix everything. Like, I can't...

[@chernobylcoleslaw6698]

Hang on my teeth get slimey if I DON'T brush them. Maybe cos I'm in Australia which is in the southern hemisphere? 😅😢

[@MHS8807]

@@chernobylcoleslaw6698naw that’s just human beings. If you don’t brush, they feel slimy and gross. Idk what was wrong with her.

[@christinacampbell5952]

That is crazy gross she didn't clean her teeth. but if I had to choose between brushing and flossing I'd floss. you can find others ways to wipe your teeth off and scratch stuff off with your fingernails

[@gsd715]

I listened to Jessica Simpsons book on Audible and wow! She's had a really interesting life that has had some really sad awful moments. One of the sweet things though was how much she loves Willie Nelson and his wife, they have a genuine friendship that is a substantial thing for her life. Also hearing about how her dad wasn't always the person he pretended/pretends to be wasn't surprising but still disappointing. Her journey to sobriety is something that I found really interesting that I think connects with a lot of people. Thankfully Jessica found true happiness and love with her husband Eric who truly supports her. I hope she comes out with music again because she really does have a beautiful voice.

[@kellymcphaul2793]

I enjoyed listening to it, it was really interesting.

[@jaclynfairhead5848]

The book was so good! I'm not a huge Jessica Simpson fan but I really enjoyed it.

[@Samantha2209]

I only remember him talking about how his daughter was famous because _who can ignore those huge breasts_ ??

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@Samantha2209 Ew right?

[@laurathepoet]

I'm so glad someone said nice things about her. She played up her bimbo vibe in the early aughts but I actually think she's pretty savvy and smart. She's definitely got some good comedic timing and is t afraid to look goofy. I also hope she puts out another album.

[@roepau]

Jamie raging closing that utensils drawer is me everyday 😑

[@LPOW84]

Even worse when you can't even open it because something is wedged 😂

[@katrinastarchild]

I literally did this looking for the teaspoon too last night. Crazy accurate

[@xletragedyx]

Jaime harmonizing with herself: *chef's kiss*

[@kayleesmith6547]

I legit just came here to say this 😂

[@danielleblack8249]

So good

[@tinacameron5526]

Best part of this video :)

[@sheenabean9995]

Wasn't that amazing?! Even the husband is like " tell her I really liked that" 🤣

[@inspirationmovemebrightly9627]

That was beautiful 😍

[@pyewacketkitty8404]

I heard that Jessica Simpson hates brushing her teeth, so giving her this quirk in the movie was probably the only way they could make her brush her teeth.

[@zubetp]

(karen from mean girls voice) ew

[@Slowmotionfireworks]

Your song “I hate this movie” at the end gives me goosebumps LMAO!!! Your voice is incredible and if you made any music available ever, I would buy it. Including this song 🤣

[@TheEllaTB]

I know!

[@stealyomom]

I second this

[@widgetchick]

The movie review was so entertaining and then that happened. That was so great.

[@SandyBeach]

Same!!!

[@nmg6248]

That song was mesmerizing and so freakin’ fun 💖 Jaime your voice really is amazing. I wondered if that was dubbed or something at first

[@Olivia-wh7ui]

On Wednesdays, the hubby and I "French it up" after the kids go to bed. Sounds saucy but it's just us eating ice cream and watching whatever content you just released. Jaime French, keeping marriages strong since... Whenever you started 😂 We love you!

[@Janellabelle]

I've been catching my husband watching Jamie without me lately. 😄

[@TheEllaTB]

😂😂😂

[@sophiestephens5811]

Omg, I love this! I've been trying to get my hubs interested in her, not much success 😪

[@ohwowcoolvideoz]

you don't get a much better channel than this. multi-level talented: comedy, acting, editing, singing. the sponsor ads alone are worth subscribing for.

[@melindam9682]

One of my favorite things about your rebrand is how you have upped the game for ads. Rather than furiously skipping through an ad, I find myself almost captivated by them 😂 Which is kind of the point of an ad, right? You and your team are so creative and hilarious, I’m absolutely loving everything that has come out of your rebrand so far!!

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Thank you so much 😭

[@MsIngster]

Yes. I actually got an ad this time, after cutting for ads. And tbh it was the first ever time I was happy to receive and actual ad... And then I immediately skipped as soon as I could 😅

[@ChristaKwon]

I was wondering why she kept talking about breaks - I haven't seen any ads.

[@coreysoldlady6134]

“I could be purple, I could be nerple” is, in fact, the actual words to the song, yes.

[@amandahannoon7864]

I could be green I could blue I could be violet sky then

[@lkp953]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sings this version

[@ariathompson3920]

I always appreciate the amazing use of the Michael Jordan “stop it” meme and the “oh my goood” meme, I will never not laugh at those, thank you lol

[@Kathywake23]

It cracks me up so much

[@lovingthelessloved3679]

I love that you plan the placement of the ads and acknowledge the ads. Most people don't consider them so they just get stuck wherever, usually in the middle of a sentence. It's way more professional 👏

[@nyxst-cyr7993]

I totally forgot that there's ads in KZbin because I have premium, and this entire time I thought her saying "we have to take a short break" was just shtick lmfaooo

[@miaurakimchi7349]

@@nyxst-cyr7993 I don't have Premium and never get the ads there. I am still confused. 😅

[@stop--]

@@miaurakimchi7349 I get the ads on some videos and don't on others. Either way, I LOVE her using the breaks.

[@emilynelson9174]

Jaime didn't have to do that for us. But she did. Because she loves us.

[@alyssaapoc]

@@nyxst-cyr7993 Lololol same, I always have AdBlock on and I thought that, too

[@jayg3242]

I adore you Jaime, but your husband in that black wig has me dying! This was great, thanks you guys!

[@emilyhollis4231]

When Betty said "we thought he was dead!" I laughed so hard I snorted and woke up my poor husband. omg! ETA ... and again when Jaime finally figured out who Penny Marshall was!!! (he's gonna be grumpy tomorrow!!)

[@jemimahkendall6579]

Haha yeah best parts

[@djwb1973]

I read this too quickly. I thought it said that you snorted up your poor husband. Shocked! 🤣 (Good Lord it took me too many tries to get this to reply to your comment)

[@TarTelperienNumenor]

Betty's line and delivery there was really good, I lol-ed too 🤣

[@gabMV]

I’m just gonna yell out “DEBORAH!!!” from now on, for absolutely no reason.

[@hills625]

It's a new "Patricia!"

[@sheenabean9995]

You mean Febra!

[@elisemarie4894]

I have a friend named Deborah. She’s done for. 🤣

[@coor0kun]

Honestly, whenever you sing I am mesmerized! 🤩 Comedy + talent = the real BLONDE AMBITION

[@V-Mac00]

Honey, we will take the "Makeup & Movies" whenever you feel like doing them. Or just the makeup.... or the movies... or pretty much anything else! Thanks for the laughs! Btw, you have the best sponsor portion of anyone I've seen on here, hands-down!

[@honeyyb]

Right!! I'm here for Jaime's awesome personality and I'm sure pretty much everyone else is too 😁😁 do ur makeup, don't do ur makeup, hell Jaime could do this while shaving and I'd watch

[@TheLastchild101]

That Michael Jordan saying "stop it!" gets me laughing all the time.

[@katrinastarchild]

That and the quivering "ohhh mmaahahhy gaawwwwd"

[@TheKcupholder]

I always felt so bad for Jessica. With Britney and Christina around, I feel like she could do NO right despite how talented she was/is.

[@justkibby5959]

I feel like her career was mis managed by people who had no idea how to manage a pop star. Like doing B-rated movies produced by her dad, just... no.

[@TheKcupholder]

@@justkibby5959 this is true also

[@Me-mb1ex]

She was mismanaged to hell and back. I've never seen talent like that be wasted the way hers was.

[@wen33]

As a young impressionable teen at the beginning of her fame, I remember reading an article (in YM or one of those teen mags) where she said something condescending about Britney and Christina wearing midriffs and how she was never going to lose weight or change her style to sell more records. And then she did. 😕 I was super disappointed by that!

[@kristenmae6761]

@@wen33 I’m sure she was heavily pressured into doing that.

[@ElizabethT45]

The lady in the Marina Project group with the bangs and glasses is Penny Marshall aka Laverne from Laverne & Shirley, and director of movies such as "Big" and "A League of Their Own" among many others.

[@fuzzyferretluver]

Jaime, I know this comment will get buried, but your ad for Hello Fresh made me feel really nostalgic, like when me and my cousins made up skits and recorded them in the 90s, like what I feel OG KZbin was about. In a KZbin world full of drama and division, thank you for bringing back the OG spirit of KZbin while still being modern. Truly, kudos.

[@MarlenaStell]

This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣 How have we never heard of this movie before?? 🤣

[@LPOW84]

Because it only made $1300 😂😂😂

[@Berryations]

Oh I heard of it lol

[@spacebunny2264]

Because only 48 ppl watched it😂😂😂

[@thebannings6176]

Somehow I never saw it either!

[@egyptmachine]

@@LPOW84 I couldn’t believe that number, no fucking way. 😂😂😂😂 but it’s true!!!

[@stephanieclute6276]

This movie feels more like a parody. Like the scary movie franchises. That's the only reason able explanation.

[@XxMCRroxnonstopxX]

Funnily I just found out today that they've made a Scream reboot and it looks like they've missed the point and turned it into a "serious" horror movie. I'm sad.

[@gypsywoman9140]

That would explain most of Jessica's movies: parodies or knock-offs of other movies. (Not sure what Employe of the Month was ripping off, but it ....exists.)

[@PM.0000]

This was my exact thought... "This MUST be a parody, this can't be real, they can't be taking this seriously "

[@marissabulso6439]

“Tyrone??” “Uh, mm, mmhm!” “We thought he was dead!” I feel like I should not have laughed, but I laughed. I laughed a lot. Her delivery was perfection. 😂

[@indiepindie8516]

Girl, in December you gotta do the hellish nightmare that is Babes in Toyland. It’s supposed to be about Christmas but….it’s just awful 😂 Plus, Keanu Reeves is in it!!

[@Sam-nf5gy]

Jaime, I cannot beg you enough… PLEASE do Babes in Toyland with Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves 😭

[@the_Sarahnator]

Oh gosh yes, what an absolutely horrific movie. It's been a hot minute since I've seen it!

[@autumnaki3264]

I LOVED that movie when I was a kid and went to watch it again and was floored with how corny it is

[@julsenn91]

That was my favorite movie as a child 🤣 I haven't seen it in decades but I can vaguely remember some scenes that I would now classify as traumatizing and nightmare-inducing. Thank you unlocking a memory box of nostalgia I subconsciously suppressed

[@emmefarec8222]

"I come from CIN-CIN-NATI Cincinnati!" That is a delightful trash fire of a film, I got a free vhs of it from McDonald's in the early 90s.

[@carahamelie]

Lol!! The infomercial for hello fresh… *chefs kiss*

[@kendelkx]

"I literally went out & captured you a bald eagle, what more could you want?" "... a bigger eagle"

[@TheEllaTB]

😂😂😂

[@tylerkochman1007]

The funny thing about Katie brushing her teeth when she is nervous is that Jessica infamously does not practice daily teeth brushing.

[@tiffanyprice9407]

The way you make us actually WANT to watch the sponsorship…you are truly hilarious and talented! So is your crew! Thanks for all the hard work y’all do. I always look forward to your videos.

[@krysshively8129]

The “business woman” is Penny Marshall!!! Lavern and Shirley, “Satans” wife in Hocus Pocus and an Iconic filmmaker!!! 😀❤️ Not to mention Rob Reiner’s wife!!

[@hayleyb467]

she was married to Rob Reiner from 1971-1981

[@christinerolfe8357]

This lady! Like what! Le gasp! I am happy to have found this comment! I am not alone!

[@sunniduran5144]

Thank goodness! I was gonna say something if no one else did. "This Lady" is pretty big time.

[@Maleni143]

I love Penny Marshall ♥️

[@archkid08]

Thank you! I came to the comments to make sure someone said it.

[@unstablesoundz]

"I could be purple, I could be nurple..." 🤣🤣🤣 The ending was awesome. You did nail it!!! I think I'm gonna remix that now!

[@ayoutubegirl5933]

It was amazing!

[@starshineOnme]

I seldom spend more than an hour on KZbin. Just checked the clock...Girl! Over 5 HOURS straight I've been watching your movie reviews. 😊❤️❤️😁 I have come to a rational decision: I fahking love YOU & your husband. I am digging your down-to-earth, nuanced personality. The internet needs authenticity like you.

[@harvestcheddar0]

You could sing anything and sound angelic. Jamie: “I drank coffee this mooorning 🎶” Me: a beautiful symphony 😭

[@TheEllaTB]

She should totally do an album just singing random phrases. I think it would be hilarious 😂

[@yeneka713]

The little ditty at the end: "I Hate This Movie" is fantastic. BUT PLEASE GIVE US VERSES. If i'm going to have this stuck in my head for days every time you post, i need a whole song. 🖤

[@thegreathoffman16]

I literally went down the YT rabbit hole after hearing this on another video, to which it ended me singing Grace Kelly to my dogs as they tried to escape my god awful voice 😱😅

[@MamaMOB]

This 100% this!

[@indigobuburat]

I just LOVE "I Hate This Movie". I want it as a full song with verses, I want it as this short clip with different phrases so I can use it in my day-to-day, I want it as my ringtone, I want it as my alarm in the morning, I want it to be my washer/dryer alert, I want it as my car horn. It's stuhhhh-ning!

[@Hallmark44]

I will never not hear "I ate this smoothie".

[@erinnadia0409]

"Then the fatties could run around and lose weight and be healthy" That ended me! 🤣😂😅🥲

[@kimsomniac2144]

This 1 made me chuckle more than other "makeup & movie" flix. "your nephew is here" "we thought he was dead' , that's good stuff

[@sailorseraphim]

Thank God you stood up for Jessica's voice!!! That "Angels" performance is one of my favourite live vocals of all time. PREACH!!!!!

[@GloryTheBiscuit]

I think Betty getting her job back was the only redeeming factor for the movie-

[@theetyejoy21]

Bruh betty talking bout " Tyrone, we thought he was dead" 🤣🤣🤧 had me cryinggg

[@jcmartinez7094]

I absolutely love that song you chose to showcase her vocals. Angels is amazing and her voice or Robbie Williams both do it great justice. We all know her voice is legit

[@christel3742]

I know you left the beauty community. But in celebration of the second season of the Tiger King, PLEASE do a video becoming him like you did Carol. That was freaking amazing.

[@juliewells4282]

Yes!

[@LaughThruLife]

💗

[@angelbabyy5606]

Wait a new season is out?🤚 Lemme go check

[@christel3742]

@@angelbabyy5606 November 17!

[@paigesteele4406]

“Did you forget how to drive to the grocery store during the pandemic “ lol

[@marianneladybugg4493]

I’m Norwegian and the fun DJ hat is part of a Sami drakt, it’s a native Norwegian dress that is worn for special occasions. It is so beautiful, we have the bunad as well.

[@nmg6248]

So would this be considered cultural appropriation? I’m curious if Western Europeans have items that shouldn’t be worn for partying or other events just because they are beautiful and fun looking

[@Susannamf]

@@nmg6248 I'm Sami and I'd say they shouldn't be worn by anyone just for laughs. They're for special occasions. But there's no indication here that the Sami culture is being 'disrespected' or anything - maybe the DJ is Sami and that's why he's wearing it ;)

[@kalirice7875]

Love your content! ❤️ You should do the 1992 Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie! It’s so campy and right up your alley, it has Kristy Swanson, Donald Sutherland, and Luke Perry. It’s an absolute train wreck/masterpiece haha. 😊🤣❤️

[@WinterrBean]

Your hellofresh spot is golden. Also Nick’s cameo as the “black haired baloney lover” had me ugly snorting in delighted surprise.

[@Creativesistersminiatures]

"This woman" of the Marina Group is the infamous Penny Marshall, Laverne of Laverne and Shirley, and the director of A League of Their Own, plus countless others awesome movies :) And my second grade teacher's name was Mrs. Quackenbush :)

[@MPC2083]

Thanks for stating this!!

[@JoyfulNoiseLearning]

I thought she looked familiar!!! 👏🏻👏🏻

[@AVB512]

Tell me you didn't watch to the end without telling me....

[@justrose6978]

I was looking for a commenter mentioning this fun fact. Millennials are so cute 🥰 🎵Shameel Shamazal 🎶 Update: She figures it at the end🙌

[@Creativesistersminiatures]

@@AVB512 awe, are you just so clever with your little Tik Tok references.

[@sherry.berry.0770]

Another classic fall for your montage is Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality after the makeover scene. She might even fall over twice in that movie from memory 😂

[@auburnsongbird2044]

The moment Deborah snapped the toothbrush in half, I literally said, "Hit her in the face!" and then it actually happened. Now here I am, having cheered like a maniac in my living room, trying to explain these events to my grandparents who didn't appreciate the volume of said cheer...oops.

[@saulsugarman8370]

I literally can't believe that was Jessica Simpson's character's reaction 🤣🤣

[@stacie7766]

Why do I feel like this didn't ACTUALLY happen???🤔 Laughing out loud, to where people look at you, I can see. But let's be serious, nobody literally "cheers", especially at a high volume, while watching something like this. Couldn't you have just said you were thinking it, or that you internally cheered??? 🙄

[@auburnsongbird2044]

@@stacie7766 I can't believe it's been a year since I made this comment! Thank you so much for replying, I wouldn't have had the joy of reliving that moment without your reminder. Those were some good times for me. And I've had many more watching Jamie's videos since. But just to clarify, that is what happened. Actually, it had been so long since I had a good laugh, and that's probably why the reaction was so intense. Again, thanks for the memories friend! I'm still cheering out loud with headphones at high volume to this day. But my family is used to me now, so they don't mind. To be fair, my Papa does the same thing. We just love to laugh. You ought to try it, it's good for the soul.

[@haleyleal23]

"She really woke up and chose violence" 😂 don't know why that made me laugh so hard but it did. Seriously Jaime, by far my favorite youtuber. I continously laugh throughout every video. Your ads are literally the only ads I won't just skip through lol Jaime is the best friend who I wish I had in my life now. Lol everyone needs a BFF like you girl! Plus your voice! Gosh! I know the song is just for jokes and fun but it's your voice that gives me goosebumps every time! You ma'am are extremely talented and I'm here for it all 🥰 found you through make up tutorials, loved you then and love you even more now! You can tell you're in your own element now and you're rockin' it! 🙌🏼🤘🏻😁💕

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Wow gosh thank you so much 😭 made my day

[@brittc4598]

It seriously was so beautiful lol

[@vianeyboruel504]

For me its her and Ryan George... Always find theur ads amazing and im confused as to why theyre not being hired by companies to do it for them

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

I like Rachael Leigh Cook. I feel like she deserved more recognition, but she always got typecast into these "quirky girl" roles.

[@TheBridget272]

I liked her as Mary Anne in The Baby-Sitters Club. Lol

[@twiggystardust9573]

I wonder what the thought process was like when whoever wrote this script decided to make the main character brush her teeth when she's nervous.

[@gutsyjasmin4592]

I think Jessica once said that she doesn't brush her teeth every day because she doesn't like that it makes her teeth feel really smooth. I'm not sure if this is actually true but I definitely read that on the internet years ago.

[@twiggystardust9573]

@@gutsyjasmin4592 Big. Freaking. Yikes. 😲

[@sheenabean9995]

@@gutsyjasmin4592 you're right! I sadly watched newly weds when I was young. She said it. Would've ruined the chicken of the sea I'm sure. 🤣

[@mstinax]

The tooth brush thing has me dying inside, as Jessica Simpson has stated many times before she doesn't actually brush her teeth

[@Nikole_Raven]

I'm sorry. What? Lol

[@sarahhhrae]

Oh man I love your videos, I was cackling multiple times during this one.

[@dino_atemyhomework1074]

Jaime.. The way you advertise your sponsors.. Is just PURE GENIUS! 💡

[@winnafresh3470]

As the "I hate this movie" song progresses, my brain turns it into "I ate the smoothie" 😂

[@chicklet3123]

This just made me lol bc mine did too

[@Yasimsings6071]

Omg me too, I was literally looking for a comment like this! 😂😂

[@ambergreene5985]

Now I can’t un-hear that! 😂

[@libby5823]

Thank God it's not just me!

[@thenewmexicantexan]

😂😂😂

[@oyayilmazkermani5305]

Jaime, your videos have been saving me from so much stress for the past couple of months through my burnout that I can't thank you enough for making me laugh every time I find myself feel like quitting whatever I'm doing. Trivia moment: You have a devoted follower in Turkey. 🙌 Hugs!

[@goldendressage237]

Please release the "I hate this movie" ending as a separate video so I can loop it! Beautiful voice as always

[@rhondasloan17]

"this lady tells Katie to call her the B word"- that lady being the immortal PENNY MARSHALL lol.!!

[@Mama24loves]

I know!!! I came looking for this comment. How does Jamie not know Penny Marshall?

[@kas_xo]

Thank you :') The incomparable Penny!

[@s_h_o_o_b_y]

ok now do “employee of the month” it’s HORRIBLE also thanks for this review! i literally look forward to this series every time i open the app

[@kari8187]

That movie was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 and it was bad

[@ladygodieva6298]

@@kari8187 SOOOOO bad 😆

[@Morepanthers]

Omg lol. I forgot about Dane Cooks film career. What a movie lol

[@kellykountouris7193]

Yes!! I fully support this!!

[@Maleni143]

Oh god 😂😂 or good luck Chuck oof

[@AngryLittleSponge]

The ending was magnificent. You are an amazing singer Jaime. Your voice is astounding!

[@OneBusyMama03]

I absolutely LOOOOVE your sponsored sections. It's literally just as funny as the actual video!! I'd watch a 30 minute ad commercial from you 😂😂😂

[@BrainSturgeon]

same

[@gageantonio6991]

PLEASE review “Double Double Toil & Trouble” it’s the most bizarre Olsen Twins movie and Halloween themed

[@pigpjs]

My sister and I were obsessed with that movie as kids. Our mom taped it on a VHS back in the day. It was our early 90s Halloween staple.

[@halieparker9214]

You posted at a perfect time! I’m drinking wine and cooking onion rings (why idk) , elote, Spanish rice and tacos with a tajin shell! Yes a hard shell revoke my hispanic card lol. But I love your videos, they put me in a good mood and I feel like I’m goofing around with my friend :)

[@MommaBear87]

I'm cooking dinner too and have this propped up against my toaster to watch :)

[@ForzaCoPilot]

I am ALSO cooking dinner with a Truly. Woo!

[@adylan612]

I feel like we're eating, laughing and getting tipsy together..lmao. 🍷

[@nikkireigns]

Omg elote yummmmmmm. I'm having coffee caramel espresso ice cream with chocolate sauce and whipped cream because it's just one of those nights. The wine is up next!

[@halieparker9214]

@@nikkireigns yummmm that sounds delicious!! Which trulys are you gonna drink tonight? I’m browning the corn on the stove and then mixing it all together! I used to just throw it all together

[@jenniferhanson3671]

The guy who plays Billy was in "Charmed". He played the future version of Chris, the son of Piper & Leo. I loved that show! 😊 There are just some actors I see and remember them as that one character. If they played a bad person, I still hate them in another show or movie. 😂

[@rosieweaselby]

Ironic that the character brushes her teeth when she's nervous after Jessica Simpson said she doesn't brush her teeth irl 😝

[@afn3899]

Oh right! She rinses with Scope and wipes her teeth every now and then🙄

[@KMRossy]

Came here to say this! So weird!

[@muckyboys6658]

I was hoping someone pointed this out!

[@LD-ij1mk]

Omg that’s right! Didn’t she just wipe her teeth off with her shirt?

[@mandyjuelz]

And her teeth are still so beautiful and white!! I do find Jessica’s bluntness and honesty refreshing….like, what other beautiful celebrity would admit that they don’t like brushing their teeth. Most would be afraid to admit that b/c people would think they were weird or gross. I remember watching a scene of Nick & Jessica kissing in the pool on “Newlyweds” and he pulled away and she said “Does my breath stink?” 🤣🤣

[@brandygray8499]

Season 2 of the Newlyweds, Jessica makes Nick a giant valentine just like the one she makes for Billy but she made Nick wear it around his neck 🤣🤣🤣 How sad that I know that…

[@djwb1973]

I actually really loved that show! However, I don’t remember specifics like you seem to!

[@CaseyBleu]

the only thing I can remember is Nick putting his sweaty balls on her head when she was sitting on the front step.. poor jess lol

[@djwb1973]

@@CaseyBleu Eww. That’s super classy

[@CaseyBleu]

@@djwb1973 Lol tell that to Nick - he did it

[@brandygray8499]

@@djwb1973 I have all 3 seasons on DVD 🤣😭🤣😭

[@ginacrosley-corcoran4139]

Never heard of this movie but gurrl I would watch you review the back of a shampoo bottle - you are hella entertaining - so please keep bringing me these obscure-ass movies with hilarious Hello Fresh commercials shoe-horned in. I adore you.

[@ArtistRoaming]

I really love that you include breaks for ads and you don't get cut off mid-sentence! 🙏🏻 Thank you for that!

[@MyBarbaricYAWP22]

90% of people from Norway speak English, so the likelihood of those priests knowing fluent English is pretty high LOL

[@savvyshelly3983]

I think my favorite part of the video was Penny Marshall being referred to as 'this lady', just because of her ridiculous career and name. I'm 28, but basically 70 on the inside, so I've watched pretty much everything she had a hand in. Jaime caught it and her reaction at the end was precious!

[@kathykyzer6411]

It would be cinema madness if you were to put your spin on the classic, "Mystic Pizza." The jokes would practically write themselves!

[@ginamarie975]

I have been in a Jaime French bad movie binge today! But whoever didn’t stick around for the very end is missing out- that was freaking awesome - and if you’re smoking Medical Marijuana by any chance it’ll really trip you out! It’s definitely an earwig - it’s still stuck in my head!🥰

[@Theamazingmrfactman]

It is so ironic that she keeps her brushing her teeth when she is nervous because I’ve heard Jessica say in an interview that she hates the feeling of her teeth after they’ve been brushed.

[@laurynchristensen403]

It’s odd that they make her quirk brushing her teeth when she’s nervous, since Jessica Simpson has said in interviews how she doesn’t brush her teeth very often!

[@LifeOfAVagabond143]

YES! I was hoping someone would comment this. I said the exact same thing to my husband while we watched it.

[@kristenmae6761]

Maybe it was her dads way of getting her to brush her teeth! 😂

[@DameTara]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@Lauricella71]

I’m completely stunned that Penny Marshall agreed to be in this “movie”. Awful movie. Jamie, you are awesome as usual. 😊👍🏻👍🏻💕

[@sheilavaughn296]

Scott Marshall, the director, is her nephew. He's Garry Marshall's son. I was thinking the exact same thing so I had to Google it!

[@katvtay]

29:48 I was wondering why the heck Penny Marshall was briefly in this, and I quickly discovered her nephew directed it. I always get a kick out of people being apart of projects “below their pay-grade.”