Jake and Amir: Mother's Day

[@jonnil1997]

omg, i like the consistency that Amir is the boss as Poetry.

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

congratz on being the only comment from 2014 that one can reply to, that is: having kept using youtube and creating a +google account

[@remyd.s2286]

It's like how he comes up with very thoughtful statements as complete goofs.

[@Senn3x]

His IQ triples when Jake is failing at something.

[@VideoLord451]

so his iq goes to 460?

[@H00ntr]

Obwow nah, in one episode he said his iq was 60, so it’s even lower at 180

[@nodo7575]

He is just good at poetry.

[@thanethegreat]

1*3=3

[@hudsongarwood7218]

So it didn't change?

[@nolanswetland]

L-Long A-Arms U-Umbrella R-Rigatoni A-Arms Long arms umbrella rigatoni arms i think its a message from above

[@samcavanagh7993]

Cook isbae that is very true

[@themarquess]

Long Aura Unyielding Raising me Appreciation

[@franklinbadge1215]

@Cook Isbae "Mom's rigatoni" doesn't have the same ring

[@zackarhino17]

Tiny, little, SPINDLY, little arms.

[@LKCMasterfilms]

I love it when he says " Yeah, I'm sure she loves you whether or not you say arms twice" hahaha!

[@malec8517]

Perfect line to messed with Jake.

[@constantlywaiting1480]

My mom's name is also Laura and every year I'm tempted to send her Jake's poem, but I just don't have the huevos to pull it off

[@BrianBrecker]

The hutzpah

[@samspetifore9875]

The Juevos Rancheros

[@bkwilcox23]

@@samspetifore9875Amir style! With a little bit of salt!

[@nickhy9223]

spiritually you are an ox, but emotionally you are nowhere near where you need to be

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

Make sure to mention her arms... or her Garmin

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

That moment when you're reminded Amir is kinda smart

[@TinyMarmaladeOfficial]

He can solve a rubik's cube in a second, write beautiful poetry and make 10s of millions of dollars

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

His only skills are poetry, Rubik's cubing, somehow staying on at CollegeHumor, putting on sunglasses really fast, and knowing random trivia about business despite being terrible at it.

[@jasonkelly1692]

You're forgetting that he's the frikkin' sun.

[@ianmathwiz7]

He can also imitate Jake perfectly, and knows everything about 2003.

[@TinyMarmaladeOfficial]

Ian MathWiz I'm not getting the 2003 reference

[@mickomoo]

Amir is pretty good at poetry he made a decent love poem in the valentines episode.

[@HenriqueErzinger]

I think he has an amazing vocabulary, but usually pretends otherwise just to mess with jake

Ur blazin

[@70sman]

The scrolls are pretty good.

[@burieddagger8064]

Jake's was better

[@martinmercy2835]

From March Madness 7 Jake: For as dumb as you are, you're pretty good at rhyming From Vote Part 2 Amir: Censorer! I sense you're a censorer, sir, who censored my words, so rest assured I'm incensed, for sure! JAKE: No more slam poetry. Okay, that was really good but no more slam poetry.

[@turnleftaticeland]

“so” is an underrated amir-ism

[@galvanbladeworks5295]

Amir is the absolute best friend Jesus christ

[@surelock3221]

Jesus christ is the absolute best friend

[@fsh_outta_wtr]

He stabbed Jake

[@Basher.G]

ThirdRate Helper Jake stole his gf

[@tommytwobrews]

Galvan Bladeworks hw kicked jakes tongue off

[@TheOfficialBacon]

@@tommytwobrews Jake broke his rib

[@sluggerbeast4649]

Amir is so cute in this

[@JeremyHoffman]

Jake's acrostic skills have come a long way in the past decade, having just listened to Not Another D&D Podcast Eldermourne Episode 13: Cindersworn.

[@iblame_nargles]

That’s not Jake, your mixing him up with Jake

[@markeasley6149]

"Arms again..." Most underrated line in this

[@robertross9922]

He became literate when Jake became insecure.

[@SpencerDBrown]

I like Amir's eye action at 1:36 after he said "I'm sure she'd appreciate that."

[@coralaisly]

i love the bit about how he's sure his mom's still gonna love him anyway if he uses 'arms' twice lol

[@sagielevy]

I love how Amir doesn’t know what words mean doesn’t know the alphabet but he’s a master poet

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

The whole "go for it" part had me dying

[@millhouse701]

+TylerDurdenIsRad l

[@mjallan123]

Jake cracking up at 2:31 xD

[@decaomoral]

one take Jake

[@neatdrew]

my life is now complete after seeing amir wearing my name on his shirt

[@XschindlerX]

This is actually one of the BEST Jake & Amir episodes I've seen in quite some time!! Definitely ranks up there in the top-five for me!!!!

[@papasmurfsmurfy6360]

I like how Amir is legitimately a good poet

[@Squall6575]

Between this and the valentines poem, hes a real shakespeare of himself

[@DanielJayHouk]

@@Squall6575 he was a poet and didnt even know he was one

[@legomyfego]

I like how Jake just keeps filming the video even though Amir is practically heckling him right by his side.

[@pianolounge]

@jak929 I agree. He pulls off smarter so much better!!

[@monkeyg333]

it's moments like these that make me love Amir so much more

[@bolerie]

I found the vid I hadn't seen before!

[@fatboyslimqq]

this was one of the best jake and amirs in a while, great job

[@Mugsi]

How the heck is this already 8 years ago?

[@kidyuki1]

Not to nitpick one of the few times Amir is smart in these, but if the person's name is Laura, then having the first A be for "aura" is probably not the best choice.

[@Aquascutum-gn2oe]

Lmaoo this is hilarious, can’t believe ive only discovered this ep in 2019. Also everyone should listen to their Podcast If I Were You 👍🏼

[@themonkeylarry5000]

finally a jake and amir video that i enjoyed from a while

[@Mysticsloth]

I linked my mother this video for mother's day ; P she lol'd.

[@mzrealm]

Aww, I was just about to commend Amir for his generosity...

[@Basher.G]

Does anyone else thinks it's a little bit weird he wrote about his mother's hair and arms?

[@BathingGorillas]

nice! 900 vids! seriously, collegehumor is underappreciated.

[@xEricxSteepx]

I hate that each episode is only like 2 minutes. I always tell myself, "One more episode, then I'm going to bed..." but since it's only two minutes, I end up seeing like 40 of them. Also, Amir and Jake did a role reversal, so Amir is smart and Jake is stupid.

[@acerobinson6151]

Happy Mother’s Day 2k19!!

[@jessyrodriguez6723]

Hey, you're watching Jakes phone number!

[@sunshine.princess]

+Jessy Rodriguez ....What are you talking about?

[@benjaminnewington9099]

+TheBestUsernameEver The intro

[@sunshine.princess]

Ben Newington ..... That..... That was also part of the intro..... :(

[@benjaminnewington9099]

***** oh yeah...

[@hhhfff7953]

+TheBestUsernameEver That is the best username ever.

[@trapease]

Probably one of my favourite Jake and Amirs!

[@GarveyPeterson]

amir scared me

[@Sophageddon]

This might be one of my fave J&As, and i've watched them all like a million times. I love the ones where Jake gets all spazzy

[@j4f3tp]

One of their best videos in a while

[@jz9417]

Miss you guys biggest fan here. I live in these videos all the time. I want to help you on the new series and will do anything. Love y'all. Twood be a dream

[@Hybridtheory2007]

one of the best in a while!!

[@bmike3000]

best jake and amir in a long time

[@Cahillbrazier]

One does not simply stop watching Jake and Amir.

[@Seif-17]

This was their best Jake and Amir.

[@wingdamn]

wow. the first actually funny Jake and Amir in a long time.

[@dkingofkingz]

LMAO ahaha this one was awesome. The part where they both began talking under their breath was hilarious

[@Paperbagman555]

Congrats on 900 videos guys!!!!

[@MattSemeredy]

" Shhh... Shut up! This is a rough draft! " LMAO Jake how old are you? Four? That line made me laugh soooo hard, Soo damn funny!

[@PixelPaintball]

I thoguht I'd go back in time and watch the first episode again, and I just realized that I've been watching this for hours now...

[@OmegaD27]

I love how when the bleep out the cuss words in some of their videos you can still hear the echo of it in the backround.

[@bandxlover]

Lmao with transcribed audio 0:08: "Hi mom, happy mother's day." "I'm Bob, happy mother's day." :DDD

[@Greeniemaxx]

Best Jake and Amir ever...

[@fustino5]

best jake and amir for a long time :D

[@louis-sw7kw]

I love how irl jake is the poetry boss

[@suwandigoh2323]

Thanks for uploading!

[@Segepop]

This was my favourite one... laughed almost from beginning to end and where there was not a laugh, a smile and a half was there to brighten up the room and frighten away the gloom for it is not... damn poetry! Happy 900th video... don't know how the guys and galls bellow me know it but woo-who! Parte-ey \m/ Jake and Amir, always encouraging me to speak my [sick] mind.^^

[@mudbloody]

I love Amir's smile!

[@jrmungandr]

@524coconut I've had it on replay for 5 days.

[@lbrudnyful]

i cant believe ive been watching this for four hours straight

[@Hienric]

this video was great! i love jake and amir

[@sluggmom]

'again, arms again?' 'she has two right?' 'i guess she had two, but...' that kills me

[@xarkunshadow919]

@ContradictoryLilac video's for college humor come out a month after they show on the website, next month expect to see a fathers day joke

[@leeflailmarch]

This should have waaay more views.

[@tristenschram5084]

"I'm sure she loves you whether or not you say arms twice it's very inspiring."

[@Michaelmop]

''She's got 2 arms right??..'' Hahaha Jake and Amir is teh best.

[@MrEcuaArteaga]

I actually laughed with Amir when Jake went to A for arms. XD

[@Tati98284]

I die whenever Amir mouths the words that Jake says like in "treats" Hahahahahahahaha idk why I just think it's hilarious

[@SanadachiInferno]

@Skier1017 XD Actually, it is not much farmlands, but small towns. There is also Hartford and New Haven and Farmington~ I really do love my state, though. :D

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

"I said that, you fuck!" XD!! I think I about died during all of this!

[@theryanman5]

-Can I get that card back actually cause its also their anniversary -Well No! Caue you already gave it to me! -WELL IT ALREADY EXPIRED hahahaha

[@InspiretoVictory]

@ohsupta These videos are all one month old. You have to go tto their website if you want it fresh out of the oven.

[@nidgeridoo]

@ShitSoda All of collegehumors videos are a month late on youtube, if you want to watch them earlier go to their site.

[@random95725]

so amir can rap and he can do poems! So talented

[@Icrine]

At least you began your 9th century of videos with a funny one :)

[@azh2929]

I love when Amir has to give jake advice

[@OlgrimFastfang]

@ContradictoryLilac their videos are posted later on youtube on time on their site.

[@beybladera]

Happy 900th video! It was a great one too!

[@imortaljoe7193]

@iHaley97 their videos come out on youtube a month after it comes out on collegehumor.

[@ohsupta]

Just pointing out that Mother's Day was like weeks ago... But no matter, any mother would be proud!

[@glitt3r707]

Amir looks soo innocent when he looks over his glasses!

[@juggler132]

@CryptonianAVA it's that song from the movie called the sound of music

[@SparklyPlum]

Congrats to your 900th video!!!

[@popzone101]

'WELL IT ALREADY EXPIRED" genius till the last part lol

[@zgamer49]

@ShitSoda "See our videos a month earlier at" Meaning this video came out 1 month ago, around mothers day.

[@foxymuppet2]

@iHaley97 , these are all a month old, they release em on the website earlier :P

[@Icemann265]

@shitsoda actually all the vids come out on time if you go to their website to watch them. They put them on KZbin a month after actual release

[@Skier1017]

@SanadachiInferno lol I don't think I've ever met someone from CT online. idk why. Probably because most of CT is farmlands and Bridgeport.

[@danniflakesalot]

@shadowwolf9955 I was sitting on it for about three weeks... trying to find the right video to use it on. lol

[@indiafmlmay]

Omg, this is my favorite video ever! I love you guys, hahahahaha.

[@JRod527763]

Amir seems to excel at language skills. At least those that appeal to one's feelings.

[@thecuriouschinchilla]

i JUST noticed that there's now a guitar riff at the end instead of amir sucking in air...

[@ManicBoii39]

"Well it already EXPIRED!!!" that, was the cherry on top...hahaha

[@250lespaul]

Jake is trying so so so hard to not laugh throughout the entire video especially after amir spits on him haha

[@Eniyi04]

@TheInsanityProd definitely agree, amir has stepped up considerably, but then again he could have been written like that by the writers. (im not entirely sure they write the material on their own/)

[@ThisProviDace]

@papercuts500 the videos come out a month earlier on their website

[@BlastinTrex]

@cayrayandkrae these videos are made eariler then put up on the collegehumor or jake and amir website and then after a month or so they get uploaded here

[@zeeKxxL]

@Eniyi04 Sam Reich actually said that Amir got a perfect score on his math SAT's so yeah it's defiantly the writing

[@FFRS110]

im watching all of the episodes of jake and amir from ep 1