Jake and Amir: IOU

[@figgledoi]

“Its a coincidence- to be sure” is one of those jake and amir phrases thats now a permanent part of my vocabulary

[@jorgelujan9942]

I hope you're also doing the salute that comes with it

[@jameshenehan9670]

Half of my vocab consist of J&A quotes. There are so many hilarious ones that fit in almost every situation. Can everybody vacate the room before I make make the boom?

[@lauridsen1381]

@@jameshenehan9670 I've had a lot of those as well, I love the "Excuse you, absolutely! Yeah, excuse you!"

[@kathleenistalking]

@@jameshenehan9670 today my sister said “how much would you pay for -“ and i couldn’t help myself and said “for court-side seats at the yankees?” and my mom was like “well it wouldn’t be court-side” lmao

[@lauridsen1381]

@@kathleenistalking lmao

[@khepri3266]

“Long time no time.” This has been my greeting to my friends for the past 5 years. It’s too perfect

[@maxbergenOFFICIAL]

same haha

[@dudeman6913]

Same! Jake & Amir ended up influencing so many little greetings or sayings.

[@VanVlearMusic]

Same

[@LPresidantA]

I love this one! It’s got everything; Mickey, insecure jake, Streeter, the shit stained khakis saga, Amir’s stench. Brilliant!

[@RickFoxChicken]

If only Murph showed up

[@theramo0]

Hahahaha WRONG! Bad sketch... Bad you.

[@danp9977]

It really does have it all, they need to do this episode on jake and amir watch jake and amir

[@rorybray7356]

You mean Eater Piefell?

[@valx5]

@@rorybray7356 as in a pie fell into his mouth and he pretty much loved it?

[@TheAbigailDee]

Seven years later and the tonal changes in this sketch still have me cry laughing.

[@michaelfreakdon7784]

This piece is timeless :D

[@valx5]

still amazing

[@TheAbigailDee]

5 years ago me had great taste.

[@ASOT666]

The "with what" part killed me omg. I wish these guys still made the same level sketches.

[@Bubbaskadoosh]

Idk if you've checked out their Headgum channel, but they've come out with some absolute gems

[@ASOT666]

@@Bubbaskadoosh any recommendations? I've seen a few them but they were a little hit and miss.

[@isaacchotard7834]

@@ASOT666 they are all gold

[@ninvusoogoar6098]

@@isaacchotard7834 wouldnt say they are gold... its like the brand new jake and amir skits they tried to make. felt like an aging rock band coming back together to play their hit songs and also new ones and it just doesnt sound the same and not as good as they used to be and its all just disapointing

[@jimboSleeeeiiice]

@@isaacchotard7834no they are not. Mostly they suck. It’s crazy, like right when they move to LA their videos started realllly getting bad. The wokeness was coming through a bit before but it was still where Amir could be “himself” but they couldn’t stop waking up and it became garbage

[@imranjunaid12]

isn't blackmail alone bad enough, now you wanna know with what?!

[@camerondawson9114]

How about I punch you man? Or do you want to know “with what”?

[@zeeshanmuhammed8883]

It’s funny how Jake gets super insecure at the first sight of Amir getting attention from someone else

[@dixiecronin7791]

Ahhh, insecure Jake surfaces at the end :)

[@LongLongLists]

I think this is my favorite episode, but it's hard to say, there's so many gems.

[@antagonist8629]

Amir getting mad at Jake for not handing the check to the postman has got to be one of my all time favourite scenes.

[@Inzanti]

I actually thought the "I'm gonna punch you or do you wanna know with what?" was pretty clever.

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

Jake gets the golden mic for coming up with that bomb ass chorus

[@lulusobel8643]

What’s an “ass chorus?”

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

@@lulusobel8643 BOMB ass, he said!

[@xhoodedmaster7600]

@@maybetomorrownewmaker you gotta leave, man

[@camzt3r]

Long time, no time I died.

[@StevenRogers268]

Camrnn rest in spaghetti, never forgetti

[@jesse1086]

Let me tell you something about myself, my friend

[@aloecrush]

2011 was a goated year for Jake and Amir

[@draconicvoid3608]

I love how he made the lyrics so Mickey was the one lying

[@ImSquiggs]

@Kennty07 "Mickey's lyin', an old man is dyin', and nobody's cryin' but YOU MICKEY, MICKEY, MICKEY, MICKEY"

[@rexal96]

And to think Mickey was Ed Helms this whole time

[@hardikdparikh]

***** I came for that comment lol

[@101xp]

Hardik Parikh You came? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TVNerd1213]

+rexal96 SPOILER!!!

[@LachlanFountain]

+rexal96 or was Ed Helms, Mickey?

[@מידןטמיר]

+rexal96 Delete the comment major spoiler

[@princejohnneyfan]

LOL I love how Streeter reacts in the background when Amir starts playing guitar

[@jonnnnniej]

The head bumping is the cherry on top!

[@LongLongLists]

"It's a saLUTE"

[@onfrolicker9317]

Weirdly enough Amir does have stuff to blackmail jake with as showcased by the snowstorm episode, he just chose not to

[@Interphased]

I routinely use the phrase "Long time no time" when I'm on the phone in 2020 xD

[@Varooooooom]

Jesus christ this episode had a lot. Amir insanity, Mickey my friend, Streeter chiming in, music, and insecure Jake.

[@Returnofthemick]

Insecure Jake turning up out of nowhere is always the best thing.

[@beepain6005]

I hate to say it but 1:14 was actually a badass line

[@Anna1047-m1g]

'Last I checked, my internet wasn't hooked up so I couldn't find the answer.' new phrase unlocked

[@oohdannyboy]

It would be so easy to take advantage of Jake.

[@gordonrobertson9436]

Do you mean Amir?

[@oohdannyboy]

Nope, Jake.

[@gordonrobertson9436]

Oh :o haha why would it be so easy to take advantage of jake?

[@oohdannyboy]

Gordon Robertson Cause he's so insecure. You just compliment a few time or make fun of him a few times and he's putty.

[@Winteramen]

Honestly a very good observation. He turned so fast as soon as Streeter validated its value. He's such a social coward 😂

[@chadmichael8021]

When I started this episode I just hoped that it was one with derp Jake. So happy.

[@mattiacallian]

Amazing camera work, the zoom ins are so well timed 👏👏

[@Jamblino11]

Long time no time has to be what Streeter was talking about with "nice hat, no hat"

[@peachforce]

@1:09 "Okay, what if I want to write Sarah a love letter and say that it's from you?" -Amir Blumenfeld, "Jake and Amir: Storm"

[@TheGallantandChalent]

lmao after all those times of streeter being in the background of a Jake and Amir filming, he finally says something in the video. Great stuff:)

[@CheckOutMyPokemons]

That 'punch you, with what' line was actually pretty damn sweet Props Amir....Props

[@LoudWaffle]

I love how Streeter was singing along when Amir first began playing

[@NateWild]

MICKEY! MICKEY! MICKEY! MICKEY!

[@thundernomis]

MICKEY MY FRIEND!

[@evertonkkg6624]

Don't sing

[@teenageplague]

Streeter is on Tumblr. He should be working.

[@luishtdw]

Jeroen Verbeeck My point is that Streeter does other things than work on many J&As.

[@jeroenverbeeck7925]

lordlossize GG I know, like I said, it was all part of the video. Jake and amir aren't the only ones 'acting' in their videos...

[@omgitsmarkey]

you mean streeter pie fell

[@Business_Skeleton]

Mark Kreuter *eater

[@taliakellegg5978]

Jeroen Verbeeck yeah like streeter liking the guitar song

[@musicnice10]

I totally crack up in any video when Amir says "Mickey my friend"

[@twigface989]

A classic, to be sure!

[@JMcKaySV]

Jake asking what Amir's old song was gets me

[@ImSquiggs]

The ending is one of my favourite turnarounds in the series hahah. I also somehow don't see it coming every time.

[@Gabeghouls]

There’s so many jokes in here that could fill a 20 minute sitcom episode- and they did it in 3.

[@gamerguy12]

3 Episodes on my birthday! Thanks for the Gift CollegeHumor!!

[@Minsu27kim]

It's so funny how jake always tries to impress people xD

[@lidoeg2]

I love the way Jake flinches whenever Amir does a bad song thing

[@aleksasdaujotas6279]

I love how this comes up right after the "hygienie" episode and the shitty pants are still on Amir's desk.

[@anubislee36]

"any luck with the soap or the body wash" is funny when jake clearly hasn't showered in a week

[@bobbyhernandez7117]

Every time he says don't sing LOL that shit gets me

[@paulchi98]

FINALLY its FRIDAY!!!~ i can watch jake and amir all night long!!!!!

[@frankyzer0]

"how about I punch you man"*zoom in* "or you want to know...with what?"

[@72potter]

These have been really good lately.

[@SuperdivorceChugsFarts]

The shit-stained khakis are my favorite recurring character

[@MrShimano11]

I love how Amir just hangs up to play the song.

[@AtlanticSpamHammer]

What are the chords to Amir's masterpiece?

[@Shellitronnn]

Mickey#, Mickey#, Mickey#

[@codythegreat21]

mickey flat, mickey sharp, mickey augmented, mickey diminished

[@quinintheclouds]

I think the bridge is half-diMickished... Raise everything by an interval of Mickey at the key change because of the secondary doMicknant chord

[@JuiCeBoX19]

G C D Am

[@arrows4910]

An old man is dying, and nobody’s crying but you MICKEY. what a bizarre song without Jake

[@ryancoppard2833]

nice hair jake

[@AndrewPonti]

He looks homeless! Just like in Rap Teacher 3

[@rjkmusicmedia]

Hahaa! love these two, how jake reacts but also has his 'moments' to show his true shelf. As Amir starts to sing its almost like this guy Dolbro Dan; a Bob Dylanesque from my hometown NIreland!

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

0:56 the pants are back on his desk, they repeated an earlier scene.

[@hhh99190h]

k.

[@PinkManGuy]

2:16 This is Streetlight Manifesto it's just missing a trumpet going crazy

[@HerrDurkslag]

Why would a blow your own glass studio require shipping...?

[@kchganinja]

let's make this a record...A day to remember...FIVE JAKE & AMIR'S!!!!

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Mickey my friend

[@frankburns8871]

That song brought tears to my eyes. Wait, that's blood. And those are my ears...still, powerful stuff.

[@Asdasty]

Micky

[@מידןטמיר]

+Best Braai Mickey*

[@danielmasa]

Still here in 2023

[@chapplovegood8728]

Mickey = Ben Schwartz

[@TheUselessInfoSquad]

Holy crap blew my mind

[@NAFstudios]

Ben Schwartz's character can never come up with a real name (such as Mickey). Plus Amir says Mickey's name so much over the phone. Wouldn't he say it at least once when Ben Schwartz features in a video?

[@samdan3208]

Hangover guy :)

[@Ephraim32]

Mickey=Ed Helms

[@LachlanFountain]

Nathan Bowman i think you mean Ed Helms= Mickey

[@polreamonn]

Long-Time No-Time!!

[@chasser12345]

You just highlighted everytime I watch a Jake and Amir vid

[@thatoneparty6237]

Ahhh yes long time no time

[@thatoneparty6237]

Agreed

[@rakketakke]

I like it that they upload in series now, so it feels less random (:

[@SASJKL]

i've been looking for this ep for the last 5 weeks

[@davidjames4097]

My first jake and amir. Ahhh memories. ..

[@chaseitdown]

Hahaha finally a Episode of this worth commenting on..... Best one yet!

[@Renozuken_]

i love how both jake and amir were in the guitar lessons episode...

[@fluffybunny360]

I like how streeter is participating this time, instead of doing work in the background... with headphones on...

[@PrincessPretear]

Oh man, the dude jammin to Amir's song is wonderful :3

[@slycooper459]

Amir puts the phone down without hanging up on Mickey lol

[@samarthgolchha1047]

MICKEY! MICKEY! MICKEY! That song is actually stuck in my head

[@JZlatino4]

Somebody PLEASE HELP!!!!!!! i cant stop watching these videos!!!

[@BrainSeepsOut]

The way they made Jake's character makes it pretty obvious why he hangs out with Amir.

[@M4DVILLAIN]

i love it when jake starts acting like amir

[@chriscraft0424]

This video has my favorite Amir salute, and my favorite line from him “how bout I punch ya? Or you wanna know, ‘with what’?”

[@stewiebadass]

Streeter jamming in the background during Amir's song!

[@FiveHeadGames]

this is one of my favs!

[@sizzle9000]

@TrueKeyBoy THANK YOU. It's so annoying going to every other Jake and Amir video that involves Jake being a bit stupid and seeing comments like "STOP MAKING JAKE LIKE AMIR" or "I DONT LIKE THE NEW JAKE." Jake's ALWAYS been like this. People don't get that he has these little quirks in his "goody-two-shoes" personality that show that Jake can get mad and frustrated at times. I can't believe you're the only one who realizes this...

[@EricNielsenTV98]

i liked when they zoomed in on amirs face when he held up his fist and said how about i punch you!

[@sambalightning]

I wish this many jake and amir's came out everyday

[@samisback321]

I love these role reversal episodes

[@nunu7797]

amir is an amazing actor, legit

[@IcyHail]

i love amir's mafia talk turning into stupidity AHAHAHA

[@halomaster0007]

If you guys haven't figure it out yet, which it seems that the majority of you havent, theres literally 20+ new jake and amir episodes on college humor's website... This video "Jake and Amir: IOU" is literally 2 months old.

[@fLcGambit]

I love the episodes with Micky

[@raisedbyacupofcoffee]

Which one is the one where Amir talks about his dad moving?

[@ProductionsPogo]

Dont take up any new hobbies until you learn to wash yourself. Gold.

[@Gianonino]

I Looooove Jake&Amir xDDD They are awesome :D

[@RandomCucumbersify]

thought i was done with watching jake and amir, then i just hit the mother load! :D

[@PelagiMilitis]

I sure agree :D it's been fun talking to you :)

[@BrunerD1]

Im trying to figure out which eye is the glass one.

[@dkingofkingz]

Just when I thought Jake was becoming the smart, sarcastic character he used to be, he reverts in this one lol

[@verythinrat]

I wanna know how to play that song...

[@mizzfitroses]

Streeter jammin out in the background to Amir's song :D

[@AlwaysYou95]

WHY is this never in my subscription box?

[@ramifarran]

6 Jake and Amirs, I'm not complaining :)