Economic Crisis 2 (Jake and Amir)

[@NateWild]

This episode had like 4 really well-balanced subplots. Respect.

[@hmate1119]

"So how do you know so much about the economic crisis?" "Jake and Amir"

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I like the fact that the first time we hear Amir say "cock futures" Jake is already tired of hearing about it.

[@switchmaster64]

Can’t wait for economic crisis 3

[@switchmaster64]

@@ThamizhanDaa1 surprisingly the economy here hasn't actually been that bad throughout all this, at least compared to other countries

[@jonnnnniej]

@@switchmaster64 where are you from? :)

[@switchmaster64]

@@jonnnnniej usa

[@ChickenWirexd]

@@switchmaster64 eeeeehhhh there's been around 30 million positions lost in the US hasn't there? And like record amounts of mortgage foreclosures and rent being missed right? I know the Dow Jones has been increasing but thats not really a good maxim to use when measuring economic crises surely?

[@zKazzu]

the gamestop reddit situation wouöd be cause to make this

[@anthonypizzimenti1507]

Funny thing is that real-life Amir has a Business degree from Berkeley.

[@chilldude5949]

Pedakin - no his dad paid for it

[@saddgod]

Anthony Pizzimenti and Jake dropped out of college twice

[@jingerstorm]

amir was already working at collegehumor for a couple years as a writer before jake started working there, when jake started he was an intern.

[@HauntingPeace]

chill dude and then he freakin moved

[@elendiel]

Dude! He confided in you! How do you think that makes him feel?

[@itachiuchiha667ful]

This is the calmest I've ever seen jake

[@KyanNezhad]

Itachi_Uchiha67 Watch "Traffic" or "Freaky Friday"

[@valx5]

I AM calm, I’m pissed! some drunk F-wad killed our friend!

[@noobface66]

1:23 - Amir's listening face returns

[@rupertcornholio209]

I invest in cock futures. They are a stable market.

[@Bigkahkistan]

+Rupert Cornholio Yes it is. Indeed, my father made his fortune as cock-future-man.

[@rorycox7855]

it is an angry market. but it is calm

[@rangegod98]

It has its ups and downs

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

the ending was perfect

[@matthewodwyer7212]

"here's a quiz....i lost it"

[@seanedwards6283]

Here's a quiz: I lost it.

[@nix17102]

i love how jake remembers every word amir says

[@hardboysinternational]

The ‘boyakasha’ moment is just so funny. Showing how many tangents they get into in one conversation.

[@paeneinnoxias4617]

That last five seconds was so goddamn real

[@HauntingPeace]

To this day

[@jonhalo]

'poked by cold crab claws' the birth of the pinch

[@SuperMegaPeanut]

Gravity and poise.

[@TheCalamityCain]

The little bit at 00:30 is actually really clever. Reminds me of Abbot & Costello!

[@DocHolidayKY99]

"I actually got more money,investing NOTHING... Fine..Where's your box? HERE'S A QUIZ..I lost it.." LMFAO??!

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

The mental images of this insane meeting - even by Amir's standards - are absolutely hilarious. In a way it's funnier hearing about it afterwards than actually seeing it, though.

[@BadBoiFilms]

I’m so glad I invested in 🍆 futures 9 years ago because of this video. Beefin soy rn

[@R3fug333]

1:23 it's Amir's Listening face.

[@ballypoo]

"Here's a quiz...I lost it" ahhahahaha

[@michaelforrest5079]

Still watching in 2016, KZbin Gold!

[@BabsCraig]

Still watching in 2017! One of the best ever

[@SimonB198207]

35th Augcember 5-55Alpha//Shaphire (39,000 years after this video was filmed) KZbin gold is now worth 90 Trillion times it's weight in cock meat. Jake and Amir are now remembered as being the ones that helped feed the peaceful, yet exclusively carnivorous people of the planet Naverax...

[@roodolf9879]

2019 baby ! Cockfuture is now!

[@Fifthcell]

1:19 a dollar for a 4-piece. How far we’ve come since 2011

[@jessieHORRIFIC]

If you just watch Amir throughout this whole video, you notice how fantastic his facial expressions are.

[@Mysticsloth]

amir's facial expressions in this sketch are PRICELESS! the most hilarious amir-faces in history. i wish he would bring them back XD

[@brianbanek4163]

back here in 2023 and this is surprisingly relevant again what with them raising the debt ceiling

[@petereugenis4102]

“Slow down I’m not listening” is still something I say on the daily 😂

[@H20fulman]

2:18- "you were pulled out of the meeting a second time, while screaming the audacity of nope" Engineer would approve

[@Kjack49044]

For real though, the daily show.

[@BabsCraig]

I dread the day when I will finally have watched the last of these episodes. One day I'll jump from video to video only to slowly and sadly realize that I have watched them all.

[@Jayohennn]

Amir would be the best substitute teacher: his quizzes would be easy

[@TheOmegaRelay]

4 CHICKEN NUGGETS IS A DOLLAR!?!??! God darn itt Australia!!!

[@seafloorr]

Karen from Mark and Karen?With the wall blank as the night ready to be painted by todays youth?

[@StuziCamis]

Black as the night and twice as gay

[@dixiecronin7791]

;D

[@steve6767]

So. 12 years ago, 4 chicken nuggets cost total $1. Crazy

[@Humanlink1]

2020 and this is still comedy past, present and ... (Gets neck stapled)

[@70sman]

The prick got you again!

[@lobdooks]

“Here’s a quiz: I lost it.” is my favorite joke in the entire series

[@dontaskaboutmyname]

"well my box didn't depreciate in value,ok? I actually made more money investing in NOTHING. amir you astound me

[@zackarhino17]

Jake and amir predicted cash stuffing

[@BabsCraig]

Nah... personal favourite KZbin tag team ever

[@rockraphlegal]

I told myself, like two hours ago that I would stop watching Jake and Amir's videos, and here I am, watching another video of them! I should be studying for my law exam this monday FUCK!

[@tristanlewthwaite4881]

I know this is almost a decade late, but: Did you pass it? Are you a big time lawyerman now?

[@rockraphlegal]

@@tristanlewthwaite4881 went through a rough patch but right now I'm doing the last step before I get my degree. Starting small-time I guess. Thanks for the concern

[@LOLZYMCLOLZ]

That ending, friggin hilarious

[@TheSebastianvb]

Make more of this! This is GOLDEN!

[@bu1ckgnx]

"The Daily Show: Where college students get their news more than they should"

[@hnfiiinc5993]

Dude, it’s 2023 and 11 years later. It still makes perfect sense and applied today 😂😂

[@adrianmahadeo9134]

i was eating cereal and watching this now my screen is covered in milk

[@IRQuackZ]

The fact that your story isn't true is more sad than the fact that no one cares

[@MarioThaMonkey]

And the fact that Chuck Norris who now has stooped so low as to sell workout equipment is even more depressing...

[@TheTimN8er]

"Here's a quiz for you. I LOST IT!"

[@garbagecan9547]

Amir knows when everyone is lying

[@joaocarvalho1347]

Loved the last bit

[@lucifersam9]

I wanna see Amir at a Tea Party Rally. I assume that even by their standards he's bat-shit crazy.

[@JaayyB]

The interactive transcript is impressively accurate on this video.

[@elrondhubbard663]

2020 recession what's up

[@lucyanna92]

Is it just me or is this like the funniest Jake and Amir yet?!?!?!

[@MCTimTime]

RIP jake. Is a shame he had to go that way. Just shows the problem with drugs in our country.

[@General12th]

MCTimTime It really is a shame. RIP indeed. We will miss him.

[@jameshickey2320]

MCTimTime ummm, what?

[@moses5264]

+James Hickey yea I'm confused too

[@HarperNguyen]

+MCTimTime So subtle....

[@ChrisPMuffin]

+Kevin Nguyen Lol he's a Wolfe

[@Jonny4Speed]

Dont watch this while drinking, i almost spat it everywhere because i was laughing so much...

[@speakevermore]

Why do 4 chicken nuggets cost $1000?

[@zefrorsgaming881]

Cuz Mo Mo chicken nuggets are the best

[@flagman57]

He meant 1000 $1s and 4 chicken nuggets is worth $1 dollar.

[@speakevermore]

Jahaal Mordeth youre probably right, thanks

[@stonedoco7455]

😂👍handicap

[@TheFounderUtopia]

**Facepalm**

[@williamhinrichs6558]

They... Transferred videos? I didn't know you could do that! Comments, views and likes all transferred? Technology is wild, man, no way they could have possibly done this 2 or 3 years ago

[@that_one_momo_guy]

It's amazing how prophetic Amir was about Trump haha

[@skalty9868]

Felipe Montealegre I don’t remember him mentioning the stock market being better than ever.

[@Yemeo]

'Here's a quiz. I lost it.' I can't even...

[@tennisrox123]

$1000 for 4 nuggets??? Ya, that's a true economic crisis

[@carlton3363]

He said a dollar is how much 4 chicken nuggets costs

[@JRWW_EFC]

carlton harrison No he didn't...

[@carlton3363]

He said 'a thousand thousand which is a thousad dollars', saying that a thousand is a thousand dollars as in a thousand one dollar notes and he says 'a thousand dollars which is how much four chicken nuggets costs' the second part of each sentance is explaining the first part, a million is a thousand thousand, a thousand is a thousand dollars, a dollar is how much 4 chicken nuggets costs

[@Syrange13]

carlton harrison I think we can agree that it was poorly worded.

[@bfmw13]

+carlton harrison whoa whoa, slow down, I wasn't listening

[@WhatABanana]

J:Fine.Where's your box? A:Here's a quiz. I lost it. GOLD

[@after_its_gone]

1000= 4 chicken nuggets

[@OdieOde]

No, he meant 1000 1's, which means 1 dollar = 4 chicken nuggets

[@nicegustov]

Haha. This is one of my favorite ones ever. Haha love it!!!

[@ZetruH]

Stop it with the fucking annotations ffs!!

[@timzxc08]

That face, I’d have to make it too. So hard not to laugh 😂

[@tramsey4]

Jake pretty much admitted how liberals get their news. Comedy Central.

[@vietcongpornsurfers]

Sure as hell beats Fox News...

[@tramsey4]

At least they report factual news and not jokes that people take seriously.

[@vietcongpornsurfers]

It is propaganda in its purest form. I urge you to read and inform yourself! :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News_Channel_controversies

[@tramsey4]

Really wikipedia? Even liberal professors tell students not to use that site for information. So all the other TV stations don't have any propaganda right? Just conservative media?

[@vietcongpornsurfers]

Sure they do, but not nearly as much. English wikipedia is pretty good at providing consensus-based information I think. They also provide 100 references, which is more than you can expect from fox news... The reason professors do not recommend it is that it is constantly changing and will therefore not look the same when being scanned by anti-cheating software etc.

[@supersmartfood]

i remember watching the first one like 2 years ago, good times!:)

[@T3am300]

To me Jake and Amir are Two of the funniest dudes on KZbin! I Remember the first video I saw Hardly Working Rap Battle. Every since then hooked like crack!!!!!

[@bencooke-nobackupdream9281]

Waiting for part 3

[@ritaferreira1371]

the daily show and colbert report.... love

[@JohnAdamZiolkowski]

So where's your box? Here's a quiz: I lost it.

[@JimmyDanger44]

this is the best episode ever!!!

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Saw this in my recommended and thought it was a new J&A lmao.

[@Buzz_Killington]

Still relevant in 2021

[@Monerasauce]

the outtakes for this video would be hilarious

[@casler7095]

“Here’s a quiz, I lost it!”

[@KaiWhiteFox]

"Alright, then where's your box?" "Here's a quiz, I lost it." hahah oh Amir :)

[@sebcde]

here's a quiz: i lost it. -> wtf so funny, jake and amir humor in one line. love it :)

[@Karlo_m]

this goes in my favorites

[@chuckisthebest033]

No, he is saying it costs 1000 x $1 dollars. Therefore concluding that 4 chicken nuggets cost $1.

[@stocklz]

You get to see Amir light a cigar with a hundred dollar bill in Jake and Amir: One Almond. *Mind blown*

[@ThatsCrust]

"heres a quiz....i lost it" i couldnt even hear the rest of the video i was laughing so hard

[@Tundramoth25]

That's a bad amount of money for four chicken nuggets!

[@hitsugaya111]

Here's a quiz.. I lost it... Genius.

[@bingbong1715]

2:54 here's a quiz... i lost it Lolololololol

[@NicolaBrio]

long commercials? get food to enjoy while watching Jake and Amir

[@Owner951]

Heres a quiz! I lost it! hahaha i love jake & amir

[@jfsj513]

This is one of my favorites in a while. I don't think Amir crying in every video is all that funny, so this is nice for a change.

[@thecardrawer10]

"Here's a quiz... I lost it!"

[@CrimsonDragon15]

Daily Show, Colbert Report, that is exactly how I learn about the news and what is happening in the US and the world.

[@ALPHAxMAJOR]

they are Great actors ..Slow down or you weren't listening OMG that scene WAS AMAZING

[@ArcaneBastard]

I love Amir's face when Jake is telling him what he did

[@lookwhoneedsahobbie]

Omg that last part is so true for sooooo many of us.

[@yesimcivak]

"here is a quiz :I lost it." erupted in laughter,got weird looks from my classmates..(it was break time)

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

Can't believe The Pinch would recoil from the loving touch of his own kind

[@sarawoll]

"here's a quiz...I lost it."

[@Sindini]

Back on track boys! Good one!

[@Aequitas2727]

4 nuggets cost $1000? our economy is worse than i thought

[@xtremethomas]

New Jake and Amir = start from the beginning!!

[@Jabeoguran]

the "ooh" when the tickles him the 2nd time!