Gabbie Hanna Teaches Me How To Open My Third Eye

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Did she honestly start screaming about plastic and the internet and in the next scene was on a shopping spree buying random shit? Did she. Did she?

[@mightymeatymech]

She's a girl boss

[@hoggi7506]

Well no because she was screaming about people screaming about plastic and the internet

[@Theye101499]

Tbf the only non recyclable she got was the styrofoam head

[@MiSSpurpleKARA]

didnt even bring reusable bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RhodaPhone98]

And also apparently has that many unopened Amazon boxes that she forgets what‘s in them/ what she ordered? What in the rich people is that?

[@ellolovelyxo]

When Jake said "I wanna be able to go to Michael's and do a craft project that's NOT on a budget." I felt that. Deep in my soul.

[@sp3ncer_re1d]

fr

[@sebright161]

The fact that she has about a hundred times the amount of jakes subscribers and still only got 45 thousand views on her video, which is about average for jake based on his last few videos, is actually quite astonishing.

[@jakobm1291]

i suspect a lot of people hate-follow gabbie to keep up with any potential future drama she gets herself into. there also might be some followerbots involved

[@keelytesterman838]

for some reason while i was reading this comment i was thinking you were talking about jake as in jake paul and i was SO confused lmfao

[@moatrboat]

bc the content is boring

[@CharlieSimmer27]

in less than 2 days THIS video has gotten almost 40k views - in conclusion jake is cooler than gabbie hanna (but we already knew that)

[@yeehaaw]

there are also probably a ton of dead accounts that still subscribe to her- one of my old accs likely included lol

[@nicolelewis5237]

Shes got this look that my aunt gets when she's on the wrong medication and is having an episode.

[@katiegregs]

yeah im pretty sure this was all a manic episode from her bpd

[@Autumnnn_017]

As a person who had their first experience smoking weed fairly recently, can confirm I did have the sudden realization that I'm a human being on earth. Crazy stuff man.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

It happens to us all 😂

[@mightymeatymech]

Welcome to the human club lol

[@Autumnnn_017]

@@nomoretwitterhandles sorry about that.

[@lilithlaney1759]

As someone who is actually into all that spiritual woowoo stuff it makes me so peeved to see obscenely wealthy, privileged women who are only into it for the aesthetic tell people to "live to live not survive". Like yeah Gabbie I do practice mindfulness and gratitude in the 2 hour break I have in between my first and second job but not everyone gets to spend life smelling flowers. We would all love the option to spend our time doing things we actually enjoy instead of working multiple jobs and struggling to barely be able to not be homeless. I wish my parents paid for me to go to a great college just to not even use my degree and make tiktok videos all day fuuuuckkkk

[@lizalee1771]

this is exactly what i was thinking too

[@Evalution307]

Yeah it gave me icky vibes especially with her acting like she’s figured out some crazy secret to living life that nobody else knows about

[@mightymeatymech]

I once read a quote to the effect of (i cannot remember, im really loosely paraphrasing) true mental strength comes from finding peace during chaos. Good luck practicing mindfulness, i guarantee you won't regret it ♡♡

[@Ladyladieladee]

Not defending Gabbie but her parents were abusive and that’s kind of why she is the way she is. I don’t think paying for college makes up for that, really.

[@xenosbreed]

In my experience, being disabled and super poor and interacting with others who are like that, the spiritual stuff and the mindfulness is to stay sane and mentally healthy. If we don't do it we end up in the mental hospital, I suspect if Gabbie doesn't do it she's maybe a little moody, though she probably just does it for the camera.

[@Lauren-ri9uh]

As a bipolar person, she seems incredibly, incredibly manic.

[@nahnopenope9397]

She has been diagnosed with bipolar

[@julianecole3868]

same, kind of scares me that that could be me if i go untreated for too long

[@angeladecample52]

it's gotta be methamphetamine

[@Ilikebugsiguess]

Yep.

[@cooliowhip4054]

gabbie tosses everything at the michaels in a cart indiscriminately with no thought to price and i gotta trick people into using my phone number so i get five dollar reward coupons yet we both still ended up with cardboard wall decor.... this says a lot about society

[@mightymeatymech]

I kinda liked the gratitude script... Im sending myself to hell uwu Also as Someone with a rich yt ex roommate i bet she shoplifts from michaels for fun lol

[@yeahyeahyeahyeah987]

@@jenm1 yt as in "white" i believe

[@daniellet4218]

i’m sorry it’s mean but my guilty pleasure is watching people rip on gabbie hanna and this is perfect

[@karyslillie8653]

Me but with Shane Dawson

[@wren000]

me but with both

[@yolosucker]

@@karyslillie8653 honestly... Real tbh. I despise that man to the point I honestly can't even put it into words.

[@d48731]

It’s great that someone as unwell as Gabbie has been given a life of absolutely no structure.

[@Cove_Blue]

Gabbie learns something in therapy or hears someone say something she thinks is profound and repeats it like she invented it till it's dead. She's about as deep as a little puddle but as manipulative as the ocean. Oo maybe she'll read that and steal it too!

[@rinn1061]

🎯🎯🎯

[@hauntedsunsets]

"my third eye is activated" no gabbie I think you discovered mindfulness and living in the moment edit: holy shit I never could've seen that bobby pin twist coming. nobody tell them about skin having oils

[@HeySlothKid]

It's this year's version of "vaccination makes you magnetic!"

[@devlynnred2003]

the craziest thing is "your third eye is magnetic" has literally never been a thing until the weird bobby pin thing? 😭 bc ur third eye isn't magentic or attracting in the spiritual idea of it, it's just about your personal intuition. it's not about charming people and it certainly doesn't have electric charge so idek where the "magnetism" idea came from.

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

"Living in the moment" Like the Buddha who sat under a tree for so long he learned how to ignore the fact we're all dying (and suffering)

[@froggywithaheart]

@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 he literally left his royal family because he couldn't understand why ppl are suffering.....but yes, go off with your two dying braincells worth of knowledge, sweetie!

[@obrien92]

as a big hippie who’s all about that “live life beautiful on this big blue ball” oh my god this is embarrassing

[@emilypalm8146]

i gotta say... as someone who's chronically ill the ENERGY she supposedly has in one day is actually astounding??? like you're telling me you went to michaels. AND decorated. AND made that giant art project. in one day???

[@pmonday]

Gabbie's got all the spoons she could ever need.

[@Caroline-hw9yw]

I actually relate to that pretty hard. I can't get out of bed most days, and certainly can't leave my apartment, but every once in a while I will suddenly get a boost of productivity and tackle like a whole list of shit I've needed to get done for a month in a day. But then I don't do anything the other days because I'm always waiting to just feel naturally motivated. It's super inconsistent and disorienting!

[@Garsnoos]

I’m not defending her in any way but we’re individuals and the way you experience your illness isn’t a global experience. It’s very dependent on the person. For example I have chronic migraine but migraines are different for everyone and so are the triggers and the reliefs. I would never compare my migraines to someone else’s. There are simply too many variables :)

[@LostApotheosis]

Tbf it seems like she experiences mania from time to time. My mom goes through it.

[@nahnopenope9397]

@@LostApotheosis she is diagnosed with bipolar disorder

[@vaporfacts]

Teaching having the privilege to choose when to live to survive or "live to live" is so meta and surreal😵‍💫

[@FouEliane]

What aggravates me the most is how unphased he is about breaking two candles. I would have been so pissed, and she's like "yeah, whatever"

[@gray759]

Congrats on 50k!!!! It’s really great as a young chronically ill person seeing other chronically ill people be successful and happy in life. Your content is great keep going :)

[@jaxxrose1279]

This!!!!

[@4-1-19]

weird question but I'm quite new to the channel, what illness does Jake have? Like I've seen all his promotions and I love that he's helping other chronically ill people, but I have no idea what his illness is. could you tell me? (I'm assuming he talked about it in a video somewhere...)

[@thebadpoet]

@@4-1-19 because he is very open about it, I’ll answer. He had Lyme and significant post Lyme treatment issues/chronic Lyme.

[@4-1-19]

@@thebadpoet thank you for responding! As I’ve watched more of his videos I did find out this information, but I do appreciate your response. (And I only did ask because he had specifically mentioned it in other videos I had seen, but had actually said what the chronic illness was in those videos😅).

[@Guineapigsreadingbooks]

A year later, he now has more than 260k subscribers! What a growth!

[@october3018]

i was full belly cackling throughout this whole video, you are such a gift to the internet

[@MxMoth311]

When I was a kid I would pretend to have my own reality show. gabbi vlogs the same way I would talk to my camera back then.

[@MxMoth311]

@Judy Mwanzo I made my family watch my videos. I even used one for a class project, I still cringe from the thought of it 😅

[@yim.1261]

i love the intro slowly getting more and more patron names

[@crapreact5989]

Love how you adobted "hi sister's" it deserves a good home

[@jademack458]

The eruption of excitement from Jake when the video finally started talking about third eyes. 😂

[@dood1e678]

What about plastic?! Let's go to Michael's and buy a polystyrene head and as much stuff in absolutely redundant plastic packaging as possible. Don't forget to buy a new bag, because bringing your own is such a hassle...

[@aven7580]

honestly if this wasn't gabbie hanna I'd just look at this video and think "That's a bit odd but she looks sweet and happy." however being aware of her past ruins it

[@Evalution307]

So much happened in her 7 minute video, I have adhd too but damn, really feels like she’s playing it up to seem funny and quirky, also the random rambling about people needing to “just live” feels very privileged and ignorant, she’s been called out for saying stuff like this before but any of us that have been around for Gabbie’s other bs knows that she’s incapable of learning from mistakes or admitting fault

[@xandermin]

cat tip! if your cat is chewing on cables, it's most likely a sign that you need to play with them more. kittens generally need 20-25 minutes of active playtime every day, & playtime should ideally simulate hunting :)

[@Marianiki2002]

Also though, remember that that is only an average amount of time. Kittens and cats vary significantly, just like people do and some are more active/playful than others. Really, stop playing with them when they tell you to stop (cats are pretty good at that, they'll leave or simply stop hunting whatever toy you've given them when they feel like they're done)

[@mrmeowingtonw]

hi jakey jake! my pdhpe teacher just laughed at our whole class for being angry when he said he "agreed with both sides of the abortion 'argument', but we shouldn't get into that" and "you don't want me to call women females? haha, some females don't want to be called women! everyone's so sensitive, it's so hard these days to call people what they want, genders, offensiveness, everything's so complicated" when a majority of my class are women and almost half of us are trans (including me) so i'm quite upset but the joke about the explosion behind her cheered me up so thanks a lot :]

[@akaste4413]

referring to women as females is always the biggest red flag🫡

[@mollymonster9728]

Forget that teacher dude lol keep thriving

[@trishalennex4630]

I love how she’s just saying things in the first video, none of it actually goes together she’s just hoping that people won’t be able to tell

[@sarahconnors8909]

pressing the screw into your forehead and acting shocked made me CACKLE

[@countessoflemongrab]

The way you said, "When do I get to learn about my third eeeeye?!" has SENT me 😂

[@caseface182]

I remember my first acid trip too 😂 I can't with gabbie 😂😂

[@mightymeatymech]

Stop lolol-- we all think we're very smart when we're tripping 💀

[@raining_trees]

Not a Gabby fan, though I was as a teen. I actually found the trash art cute, and more importantly, it's on her wall instead of in a landfill. I support it! One of the only things she's done in years that I've supported lol

[@el.bincherinos4537]

Right! She may be an extremely loose cannon who hurts those around her but the woman can create, she’s got a very unique method

[@buttercupghost]

Gabby sounded like what I sound like after I've done minimal exercise... I have fluid in my lungs. I second your question on if she is okay.

[@mightymeatymech]

Decade long smoker here.... Thats how i sounded a couple years ago. Lol keep your lungs clean dude

[@CarissaEllyn]

Gabbie when shopping makes me so mad bc she’s like always looking at the 99¢ stuff and oh I’m getting these shoes from goodwill that were 120 but I got them for 40 :))) like great but you can afford the 120 and the more expensive stuff. Idk maybe I seem bitter but it’s just annoying. :/

[@l.solveig9250]

gabbie: "This house is going to be the ultimate art project!" - - - goes on to create the most basic bi*ch decor ever

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Oh Jake, you don’t have to be rich to buy things that “look useful” you can just become a hoarder and stop caring about debt. Source: my family 😭😂 (fr though don’t do that, it’s hard to break out of hoarding- I’m lucky I caught myself young)

[@flower-fx3re]

Jake’s really aggressive laugh when he sticks the sd card to his head hahaha I love him

[@YoBGS]

It’s like she is so mindless that she circled back to profound, but completely misunderstood what she had found…

[@kiraanastasiaandersen1145]

Her view to sub count is exactly like Grav3yardgirl’s. Its pretty sad seeing the youtubers that never made a backup plan and are clinging on to a career that is very very much over. Retire and do soemthing u love, the current youtube is so different and its ok to retire!!

[@Re-iv5pv]

all of the worlds problems stem from the fact that we're not all given the same crafting table at birth 😔🤚

[@maggielovestoads]

It made me feel so weird when she was just filming herself reading comments gushing over her and her being like “awww I love that everyone is commenting on my happiness!” *types back basic response* like royalty giving peasants a wave or something lol ew

[@gin2943]

her art looks like the college dorm room i avoided

[@chancellorepiclord9349]

On one hand it’s always fun to make fun of Gabbie, on the other hand everything she said and did had the energy of a manic episode and from that lens the video makes a lot more sense to me

[@julianecole3868]

and kinda makes it sad to me

[@bananabrain2996]

I actually agree with what she said about life and think there's more to it than a pot thought, but you also have to mention how capitalism and colonism are responsible for us not living like that and lots of ppl literally have to survive and work and insane amount of hours. Ik she was probably trying to convey that from "TAXES" "FASHION NOVA" but that made it seem like we all collectively choose the wrong path to prioritise quick self indulgence over community when the majority of ppl did not have a choice Edit someone said this in a lot less words on her vid lol

[@jmcm.02]

genuinely think you’re of the funniest youtubers i’ve watched to this day 😭

[@Imjusthere1222]

I recently found your channel and I struggle with chronic illness since I was 14 it took me out of school and changed everything. I’m 17 now and still struggling with trying to keep going but, seeing your merch going towards chronic illnesses and talking about it makes me have so much hope. Thank you for what you do:)

[@moonlitspecs]

not doin’ too well right now, but can’t wait to watch this video

[@blueblueberry4973]

hope things get better soon

[@moonlitspecs]

thank you sm

[@sassywasthebestcat]

Hi sister!! so blessed to get a new jake and jacob video today!

[@mrmeowingtonw]

i love your pfp bestie! slay!!

[@yurr7408]

15:54 Thanks for finally telling me to open my eyes! Everything's been dark for awhile and I wasn't sure why

[@cas6359]

i know it’s not new but i love the idea of jake just taking an intro from another problematic youtuber and morphing the phrase into something that doesn’t give me an intense negative reaction every time i hear it.

[@ona3779]

i love the concept but i'm having so much trouble getting used to it 😭

[@cas6359]

Vary you’ll get there eventually 👏

[@carpaltunnel2112]

the third eye thing left me in fits of giggles as im stood in my bathroom with a bobby pin stuck to my face, my third eye is so joyful and happy, or maybe it;s that my forehead is sweaty from the 40c heatwave we have in the uk right now vikdfjnvlksfjhd

[@projectaris661]

as a spiritual person who knows a bit about third eyes, i can confirm with near 100% certainty she has in no way opened hers lmfao. it’s so much more than mindfulness and thinking about your life’s existence, and it doesn’t make your head magnetic 💀

[@Max-dg5gj]

No such thing

[@labaker4285]

"after three years I'm finally going to make it a livable space" stop bc it's taken me almost 2 to make my apartment feel like a functional human lives here 😭

[@Oujouj426]

This is a fever dream created from pure, distilled narcissism.

[@Sadie-rai]

Okay, so avoiding the fact of her entitlement in a lot of what she was saying. I genuinely cannot stand the editing of her videos. I dont know if I'm just having a bad day or what but the loud music, sound effects, her voice, and the sound of her environment being so badly mixed together is making me want to vomit lmao. Why is it so loud but so quiet? Why are my ears begging me to put them out of their misery? I can't tell what was messing with my head to much but it made my anxiety go bonkers :"))

[@sef1117atuncw]

Hey, big sis here. So proud Jakey❤️

[@campbellc6981]

I'm so glad I found your channel. You're the best!

[@andreaarchaeology]

Gabbie reminds me of a kid who had a concert in front of her mirror, AKA fantasy, AKA playing pretend, but Gabbie does it in front of a camera and posts it 😩

[@maxhathaway5712]

my third eye snapping open the second this was posted

[@kassbrookmusic]

this is the funniest video title i’ve ever read

[@junbug3301]

50k!!! OMG congrats jake you deserve it!!

[@ChewyPickles]

jake! every time i see a new video your subs go up by like 1-2k. im so happy you're finally getting what you deserve!

[@leapfrogkate]

jake i cannot stop laughing this is now one of my favorite videos ever thank u

[@reallylizjohnson]

Michael’s craft store is where I would go when I would have a manic episode and spend all my money 💖🙏🏻 highly reccomend those candle sales

[@gabrielelliot518]

i feel like i would be fixed if jake gave me a hug

[@sarasliger9176]

Omg yesss everyone is posting today love this

[@frickusernames]

We all know Jake is gonna hit at least a million subs, and I am sure we can't all wait until we can point out how much of an OG we are. We're gonna be so annoying, and I love it

[@robinnn777]

9:52 i think she was trying to do ujjayi breathing which you learn in yoga, but you're only supposed to make sound when you breathe out, not when you breathe in which is why she sounded like she was dying lol

[@elizaskell]

idk if it’s just me, but gabbie saying “we just all need to chill and enjoy life and only do what we love” comes off super ignorant. cause like of course YOU can do that as a multimillionaire, but telling your audience that they should do the same is stupid. some people have to work multiple jobs just to survive and as much as i wish life didn’t work like that, it does right now and we can’t just “chill and enjoy life” the same way gabbie can.

[@sassywasthebestcat]

She's been going nuts on using fake tattoos but idk if she actually has any real ones.

[@dood1e678]

Apparently, a lady met Gabbie in an actual tattoo parlour (she made a YT video about how loud and entitled Gabbie was), she even has a photo. I've heard Gabbie used the fake tattooes to see what it would be like, get used to it etc. She's awfully pretentious, but this actually makes sense, I think.

[@cady4917]

this is the first video of yours that i've ever found and one minute in i'm automatically subscribing just to support another chronically ill person. I'll never stop getting a kick out of seeing chronically ill people like me taking up space and doing cool things. i'm glad you're here

[@henloitme4311]

I also live in LA, and clearly quite near Gabbie Hannah, because multiple times I have been driving and passed her walking down the street just looking so confused?? Like queen do you know where you are right now?? (This has happened three times, twice on the same street and once like a block down from that street)

[@willmax95]

Congrats on 50k!!

[@RubyLunaStar]

Honestly Gabbie reminds me a lot of GlitterForever17 who just pretended to be insane because her views were falling off and she needed money. But Gabbie just seems genuinely insane and uses it. If that makes sense?

[@sarahconnors8909]

HI SISTER CONGRATS ON 50K

[@miranda13c]

Gabbie sticking a hair clip on her forehead reminds me of the Covid vaccine conspiracy theories that claimed their vaccine was “magnetic” and would stick a key to their sweaty skin for 2 seconds

[@gracie20]

The giggle after you said Gabbi loves Minecraft really got me

[@brandihoward7612]

Your sarcasm is, as always, effective (or maybe epic)🖤love it!

[@aroseh]

the speed at which you became my favourite youtuber is astounding

[@dawgcontrol]

another banger, jake.

[@xsugarx-vu9pk]

Omg my third eye is so open after i charged my cat and stuck it in a pot 🥰🥰

[@gkanvik1]

Nothing like a wealthy woman screaming at you about how you need to be happy.

[@karyslillie8653]

Lol I love at this moment of watching your video, you currently have more views and it's only been a day. Good job, Jake! Keep up the good work :)

[@chloetaylor8052]

Hi Jake plz talk about maine more - I live here and the way you talk about this state makes me cackle bc everything is so true 😂

[@reallylizjohnson]

making a video about having your third eye activated and using a gun cocking sound effect as the transition is a creative choice I just can’t say I agree with but it is interesting

[@abigailhoekstra3195]

congrats on 50k jake!!

[@taylor-flynnspencer2438]

congrats on fifty k :)

[@emh6046]

Hi Jake, I’m so glad to have found your channel a few months ago, I’m always so excited to see you’ve uploaded:) ‘preciate ya!

[@knitwit9447]

Hi Jake, I'm chronically ill and having a wonderful day (aka I threw up in my mouth this morning, I had to get a shot of steroids in my hip yesterday, I'm weeks off from my period and yet my ovaries feel like they're being pulverized...and I have to spend a day around my mother, sadly) Your videos are so entertaining and I respect your passion for your charity so much. Hope you have a really great day!

[@Butternubs80085]

You've added to my joy, Jake

[@adamt4864]

i hope shes doing well. after hearing recent news and watching this, her behavior makes some sense

[@Atlasintokyo]

I would never in my life take 3rd eye advice from Gabbie Hanna

[@alexandrabelloso2176]

13:53 Jake's laugh>>>

[@sierram9573]

I’m tearing up from laughing so hard at the “magnetic” part

[@-carl-6969]

Jake. Hi new follower as of a week and a half ago here. Have you also repeatedly watched all of criminal minds? Do you have feeling or thoughts about the season 16 revival? If you make a video on it I would piss. Thanks youu!

[@-carl-6969]

Edited for punctuation ❤️

[@eh7322]

I see you've hit 50k subs! Congrats Jake!! Don't worry, you'll pass Gabbie's sub count soon 😉

[@veginito]

Maybe she can keep dumping these low effort videos because we keep giving her traction

[@jessicamaurer3888]

Idk if you’ll see this, but I just want you to know how much I love your vids. I haven’t had a KZbinr I regularly watch in years… now I check your channel basically daily.

[@paigehenry235]

I’m way late on this, but wouldn’t my glasses continually get caught on my forehead if my ‘third eye’ was magnetic?

[@randomavocado8417]

Let me get this straight. She screams in what we think is a public bathroom saying how absolutely useless the internet is yet she goes on KZbin and other platforms and wouldn’t be as rich as she is currently living her “carefree life” if the internet did not exist let alone plastic which she goes around buying a bunch of shit I guarantee has some plastic or other terrible items in it. Well done Gabbie. You’ve opened up MY third eye to how crazy this media shit can get just for fame and fortune.